Speaker 1: So welcome to this episode in New Year's episode. We're
Speaker 1: recording it three weeks before, so it's a little jarring
Speaker 1: and a little hard for me to comprehend exactly what
Speaker 1: we're filming today, but it'll be good. But I wanted
Speaker 1: to start off with this is for real. The last
Speaker 1: time you see me with the flum flow, and I
Speaker 1: bought an ugly or a cute, disgusting one that tastes disgusting.
Speaker 2: Literally looks like a macho latte. It looks like when
Speaker 2: you go to a really nice macha bar and they're like,
Speaker 2: we put a little milk, then you put the macha,
Speaker 2: then you put more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but for real this time, I'm literally like your
Speaker 1: addicts friend that is like no, like I'm seriously smoking,
Speaker 1: like it's for real, And then you go two weeks
Speaker 1: and then they're back on it and it's just nothing
Speaker 1: has ever said, but for real this time. Because the
Speaker 1: flavored vapes are banned in California starting January first, So
Speaker 1: next time you see me will be in Texas, or
Speaker 1: I guess I'll be in Texas because we're doing a
Speaker 1: Zoom episode. But next time you see me in person
Speaker 1: in La vapes are banned And is that.
Speaker 2: Really gonna happen though, or is it like when they
Speaker 2: said they were going to ban jewel pods and then
Speaker 2: it's gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I think it's really gonna happen because all of the
Speaker 1: smoke shops are like taking preparations. Like everyone I've been
Speaker 1: to has been like, yeah, they're banned January first, And
Speaker 1: I've asked the same thing, like jewels, and they were
Speaker 1: like no, but jewels such like a big company, and
Speaker 1: like they were just it was probably just a takedown
Speaker 1: by big tobacco. Anyways, They're like an attempt to take
Speaker 1: them down and it just like failed because they lobbied
Speaker 1: in Congress or some shit. But I think flum floats
Speaker 1: are dead.
Speaker 2: I put it is this new little logo like it's.
Speaker 1: Ut like the University of Texas. They're made on the
Speaker 1: campus in Texas.
Speaker 2: Oh they have like twenty year olds making them. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that actually freaks me out the other day because speaking
Speaker 2: of New Year, I've been saying I'm twenty four because
Speaker 2: like I just I always like a month or two
Speaker 2: before start saying my like age that's coming, because I
Speaker 2: like hate it. I hate getting to that age. And
Speaker 2: then trying to transition into it, and then it takes
Speaker 2: me like three months to do it. Do you gee
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Yeah, But speaking of New Year and
Speaker 2: getting older, I realize like now like college students or
Speaker 2: like start like especially like fresh time, like that it's
Speaker 2: a child Like now I'm getting to the point where
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, like I'm like an eighteen nineteen year old,
Speaker 2: which I'm sure is someonnnoying because like, of course, when
Speaker 2: you're eighteen nineteen, you don't feel like a child and
Speaker 2: you don't want to be revered as a child. But
Speaker 2: now even I look at myself at eighteen nineteen, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, I was so.
Speaker 1: Lost, such a baby. Literally still am lost and still
Speaker 1: feel like a baby. But yeah, now I fully know
Speaker 1: what you mean, like the older the older I get,
Speaker 1: because I'm sixteen now, Like when I was like eleven,
Speaker 1: looking at like eighteen year olds, I thought they were
Speaker 1: like fucking like grown as adults.
Speaker 2: But now that you're sixteen, yeah, they.
Speaker 1: Look younger than me even so I'm just like it's
Speaker 1: very very weird. But yeah, I turned seventeen on March fourth,
Speaker 1: so New Year knew me.
Speaker 2: Like, are you gonna be one of those people who
Speaker 2: throws like a big like last like hurrah before eighteen,
Speaker 2: because eighteen is like when you have to get really serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. I also lost my license recently.
Speaker 2: Wait what do you mean you lost it?
Speaker 1: Like I got it revoked?
Speaker 2: Oh why what do you do?
Speaker 1: I'm just such a bad driver.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was scared of you were going to say
Speaker 2: you got like like a duy.
Speaker 1: I did, I got Yeah, I got a d I Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's it's only it's it's only the third one.
Speaker 1: So like I'm not going to see I'm not going
Speaker 1: to see prison because I'm also a child. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like the third one. So it's been it's
Speaker 1: been good. But yeah, I'm supposedly never gonna drive again,
Speaker 1: which is good for me.
Speaker 2: But they say that, but like unless they catch.
Speaker 1: You, you know, yeah yeah yeah yeah you can just
Speaker 1: keep going yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right.
Speaker 2: Right right right. I'm always scared of getting my license
Speaker 2: revoked for reasons I can't say, like I'm a good driver.
Speaker 2: There are just things although I'm twenty four, there are
Speaker 2: just things like I can't get around it doing Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's fake. It's fake. That stuff is not real anyway.
Speaker 2: That is literally fake and it's not real, but.
Speaker 1: They're probably thinking, like you drinking and driving, but it's
Speaker 1: it's literally it's literally.
Speaker 2: Like PaperWorks, yeah, oriented things. It's like I should go
Speaker 2: wait in the line for something, but I'm.
Speaker 1: Like absolutely absolutely not remember your line arc like you
Speaker 1: being obsessed with lines, dude.
Speaker 2: Yes. And also I kind of tapped back into that
Speaker 2: because me and Josiah after that one event recently, we
Speaker 2: took a Lime scooter back home and it was fucking lit,
Speaker 2: like literally you could pause.
Speaker 1: It, you know, line L I n E.
Speaker 2: Lines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, not scooters lines like.
Speaker 2: Line oh when I when I really wanted to like
Speaker 2: make that a series. Yeah, I still kind of want
Speaker 2: to do that. So I'm not going to explain it.
Speaker 2: But I was saying about the other day, I was like,
Speaker 2: that still would be such a funny and stupid idea
Speaker 2: for a video. But I just have no, I don't
Speaker 2: have like the motivation and possess that I used to have. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just don't have it in me anymore. And like,
Speaker 2: you know what else I don't have is like a
Speaker 2: part of that would be like the ability to kind
Speaker 2: of go and like make fun of people to their
Speaker 2: face and record it and like, I can't do that
Speaker 2: anymore because I also feel like now I'm at a
Speaker 2: position where like I can't really do that. Actually I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna say the idea and if I end up
Speaker 2: doing it, like act like you didn't fucking hear. But
Speaker 2: I had a video idea that I was really obsessed
Speaker 2: with doing for a while and it was like best
Speaker 2: lines in LA and it was gonna be me making
Speaker 2: fun of like all the lines that people fucking wait
Speaker 2: in all the time for absolutely nothing, like people waiting
Speaker 2: in line to spend an absurd amount of money on
Speaker 2: something that will like not really benefit them. But I
Speaker 2: can't really judge that because I buy shit that doesn't
Speaker 2: better for me all the time, but it gives me
Speaker 2: a small dopamine boos, so I like it. But like
Speaker 2: the Supreme line, I'm like, like, in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: if you are still lining up at the Supreme store,
Speaker 2: something is clinically wrong with you. And another reason I
Speaker 2: never did is because I was like, why do I
Speaker 2: feel like I would go and get hit in the head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like one of those guys Like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, one of those guys would literally be like you're
Speaker 2: making fun of me and then grab a mic and
Speaker 2: hit me. Yeah, but like I just wanted to like
Speaker 2: go make fun of them and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: this line is so exciting. I'll be here for about
Speaker 2: three hours and then like interview everyone in the line
Speaker 2: and be like, what are you so excited for that
Speaker 2: You're gonna be here for three fucking hours of your
Speaker 2: life that you'll never get back, and then do it
Speaker 2: for a bunch of places like Alfred's Coffee used to have.
Speaker 2: But Alfred's Coffee doesn't have lines like that anymore. But
Speaker 2: like places like that that you have like crazy lines,
Speaker 2: I wanted to go and interview people. Yeah, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: what is wrong with you? Why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: Do you remember when COVID first dropped and we all
Speaker 1: found out we had it or we thought we had it,
Speaker 1: and then we went to the I think this is
Speaker 1: like such a big moment in history that we'll look
Speaker 1: back on and it'll be like aerial photos of the
Speaker 1: Dodger Stadium line for COVID testing and we literally went
Speaker 1: to it on purpose so we could say we went there.
Speaker 1: But like that was such an insane experience, Like how
Speaker 1: like it literally felt like the end of the world,
Speaker 1: like going in and like yeah, like waiting in line
Speaker 1: in your car and then them handing a bag through
Speaker 1: the window, and then you driving up and getting the
Speaker 1: results the next day and like just all this crazy shit.
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, like I don't know. That
Speaker 1: was just like it just popped in my head because
Speaker 1: you were talking about lines, and I remember we waited forever.
Speaker 2: Also, like for what we weren't doing anything. We could
Speaker 2: have just stayed home and liked it up, but I
Speaker 2: guess we wanted obviously, like most people, we wanted to
Speaker 2: know if we had it. Yeah, we were staying home,
Speaker 2: but like Josh was still going to and from his parents'
Speaker 2: house to see his parents, so we had to make
Speaker 2: sure we didn't kill any family members.
Speaker 1: Yeah, damn, such a crazy time that like we kind
Speaker 1: of all trauma blocked in. Don't talk about because.
Speaker 2: Like because now it's like now it's like also it's crazy,
Speaker 2: how like big of a like political burst that cause
Speaker 2: like that was literally, like I say all the time,
Speaker 2: like that was just like the like last line of
Speaker 2: like everybody had all these like intense crazy ideas of
Speaker 2: like what they found right and wrong. Politically and then
Speaker 2: how did COVID become the thing to like.
Speaker 1: Make them really smart?
Speaker 2: It literally was like the last straw for like so
Speaker 2: many people where they were like, you can't tell me
Speaker 2: what to do, Like it literally like blew people's brains
Speaker 2: out of their fucking skull. And I like cannot fucking
Speaker 2: believe that because I'm like, it really was such a
Speaker 2: simple fix, and nobody like for like it was so
Speaker 2: simple to get rid of and like just because of
Speaker 2: human like light, like it just like kept going.
Speaker 1: Humans are inherently greedy. But yeah, I remember, I literally
Speaker 1: am still like fiending for that time. I'm like, can
Speaker 1: there be like another pandemic or something, please, like where
Speaker 1: no one dies, but we all get locked inside so
Speaker 1: I can stay inside for six months and have an
Speaker 1: excuse to not see anybody because now that it's all
Speaker 1: said and done. Oh That's another thing I've noticed is
Speaker 1: like after the pandemic, there was like a giant influx
Speaker 1: of like people going out and it was like a
Speaker 1: renaissance and it was really beautiful and fun, and you
Speaker 1: were seeing everybody all the time, and everybody was out
Speaker 1: all the fucking time, And now everybody experienced burnout like
Speaker 1: a year later, six months later, and now everything is
Speaker 1: so vibeless and it's like the pandemic but with no reason,
Speaker 1: and everybody's just burnout and.
Speaker 2: It was literally experiencing the vibe epidemic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it really truly is there's.
Speaker 2: No vibes to be had in our especially in our community,
Speaker 2: I know, and it's like where are the vibes? Like
Speaker 2: where are the girls going out? Us? As if we
Speaker 2: would fucking go up.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, like, the only reason we're
Speaker 1: okay with it is because we didn't go out anyways.
Speaker 2: But uh, what's awesome is all the big brands and
Speaker 2: brands in general who really tried to like mark a
Speaker 2: profit off a fucking face mask and putting their stupid
Speaker 2: ass fucking logos on face masks, and now they're like
Speaker 2: three dollars of fucking face masks because you're dumb and
Speaker 2: you made eight million of these masks thinking you were
Speaker 2: gonna sell them all. Yeah, and now you're like really
Speaker 2: trying to push them on to people when people were like,
Speaker 2: I literally don't need that.
Speaker 1: You remember the people stink.
Speaker 2: And they don't work because they're.
Speaker 1: Like claw do you remember the people early and the dude, Like,
Speaker 1: oh my fucking god, like just so much shit happened,
Speaker 1: like and that we just all kind of forgot about,
Speaker 1: like the people that like hoarded all the food and
Speaker 1: the toilet paper and the fucking masks, Like do you
Speaker 1: remember that. I have a vivid image of that dude
Speaker 1: with like eight million masks stacked in his garage while
Speaker 1: like fucking nurses were like treating COVID patients without masks
Speaker 1: because this guy had them on he was like flipping
Speaker 1: them for a crazy price. And it's just like, of
Speaker 1: course he was white, like of course, but like it's
Speaker 1: just crazy. Yeah, it's just crazy.
Speaker 2: Tapping into your DNA in a time of the DNA
Speaker 2: will take control.
Speaker 1: The inherent need for white people to make a profit.
Speaker 2: But like that is crazy. Like the toilet paper thing
Speaker 2: literally was insane, And I like why why was that
Speaker 2: the thing? Because in like Florida, coming from Florida and
Speaker 2: like Miami, and every time there's a hurricane or a
Speaker 2: threat of hurricane, the first thing to goes water bottles.
Speaker 2: But that makes sense because if like pipes break, like
Speaker 2: you shouldn't be tap water during a hurricane because like
Speaker 2: you don't know what's getting into the systems, Like a
Speaker 2: lot of the plant like plants that are filtering water
Speaker 2: are down because of like dangerous whatever whatever, like yes,
Speaker 2: you need bottled water. I've never seen toilet paper go
Speaker 2: like that, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing because like I'm I think it was
Speaker 1: the thing because people made it the thing, but like
Speaker 1: it could have been anything. But like I think also
Speaker 1: it's just it looked a lot more scary than it
Speaker 1: was because since toilet paper is so big on the shelves,
Speaker 1: it's probably like the biggest item in the grocery stores.
Speaker 1: So like yeah, so like you can't order a lot
Speaker 1: of quantity of it, and it takes like six people
Speaker 1: buying out the shelf for it to look like everybody
Speaker 1: in the world over bought their toilet paper. That And also,
Speaker 1: like imagine wiping your ass with your fucking fingernails, Like
Speaker 1: that's what like you would have to You'd have to
Speaker 1: like go under there with your flat hand and.
Speaker 2: Just like yeah, if you had to wipe it, do
Speaker 2: you wipe from the front of the back from the back? Okay,
Speaker 2: if I wiped from the front, I would literally have
Speaker 2: like a moldy fucking vagina.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, right right right. I I write
Speaker 1: from the front because I like the little poop spikes.
Speaker 1: How do people do that? How do people do that?
Speaker 1: And I have like also I think it's a lie
Speaker 1: that people say like half the people stand up to
Speaker 1: wipe and havel sit down. I do not believe that
Speaker 1: I need a study. I need this credible study done
Speaker 1: it or do you stand? I like lift my ass up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I can do like a mix of both,
Speaker 2: depending on like how like how diligently I need the
Speaker 2: job done?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah right. But also this is a new record.
Speaker 1: We went like how long have we gone? We went
Speaker 1: thirteen minutes without talking about shit? Yeah, but we broke it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but like it's not that crazy because you
Speaker 2: could have just used a fucking towel, Like we could
Speaker 2: have just like became what should have happened in that moment,
Speaker 2: as humans should have progressed into like the day and
Speaker 2: like reusable like wiping technology, like it should have been
Speaker 2: a b day and like towel mix since like Americans
Speaker 2: like need so badly for like the drying part of
Speaker 2: like the butt like us. Like so I every time
Speaker 2: I hear like somebody who's like never encountered a day
Speaker 2: talk about it. They're like, I don't want my ass
Speaker 2: to y'all fucking wet, And it's like, okay, like we're
Speaker 2: not springing down with a fucking fire hydrant hose, bitch,
Speaker 2: Like it's literally not that deep. Also, like you'd rather
Speaker 2: have a flaky butt. That's the thing about Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna like that's the thing about poop like.
Speaker 1: Is when it dries, it's flaky.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we need to get up a day. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we don't have one yet.
Speaker 2: Because we're still a wipe family.
Speaker 1: First. Yeah, my first brand deal that I was like
Speaker 1: ever super excited about, and I'm pretty sure it was
Speaker 1: a fucking scam at this point, but like a bidet
Speaker 1: company reached out and wanted to work with me and
Speaker 1: wanted me to post like I worked their ass up
Speaker 1: to on the price. Like I was like, I was
Speaker 1: about to get paid for this fucking brand and then
Speaker 1: they ghosted me. But I was so excited and I
Speaker 1: was telling everybody.
Speaker 2: It wasn't real, and you were asking to.
Speaker 1: They were probably like, what's your passwords? Yeah, so we
Speaker 1: can log in and see analytics when you were a child? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: U now era, Okay, I just remembered I got scammed,
Speaker 2: like not crazy, but I remember the.
Speaker 1: First time I got to tell me about this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's when I was like I should have known.
Speaker 1: But like I got scammed recently and it was something
Speaker 1: so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I got like scammed when I was like fifteen sixteen,
Speaker 2: and I should have known it, but you know what
Speaker 2: it was. It was a big pride moment because I
Speaker 2: would like argue with my parents so much about doing
Speaker 2: the Internet and I was like, no, you don't understand this,
Speaker 2: like one day will be my career blah blah blah,
Speaker 2: and I would argue with them so much on it.
Speaker 2: So then when this happens, like I was like so
Speaker 2: proud of myself. But like this company, like it was
Speaker 2: like a clothing brand sent me hats and was like,
Speaker 2: oh if you post it. The number was insane. It
Speaker 2: was like it was like an unreal number.
Speaker 1: But I was also a kid and like, wait, say
Speaker 1: the number.
Speaker 2: I think it was like anywhere from five to nine
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. Jesus supposed to right, hat in like twenty fourteen,
Speaker 2: which is like no, like twenty fifteen that like at
Speaker 2: that point, like no one was getting really paid anything.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I thought I was the fucking
Speaker 2: chosen one, but like I think because one I was
Speaker 2: a kid, two because like I just didn't really have
Speaker 2: any grasp on money and like also like like that
Speaker 2: was like life changing, like and I like that would
Speaker 2: have literally been life changing. I would have been able to,
Speaker 2: like at that age give my parents money like that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh my god, this is insane
Speaker 2: and basically it was not fucking real. And I was
Speaker 2: so fucking mad, and I like I had posted the
Speaker 2: hat and then I think I even left the photo
Speaker 2: op because I thought it was a really good picture
Speaker 2: for me, So I was like, girl, fuck you, like
Speaker 2: I look good. But then I destroyed the hat, not
Speaker 2: destroyed it, but I like sewed a whole new design
Speaker 2: over it, and I wore it like every fucking day,
Speaker 2: like because that was the way this design was fucking lit.
Speaker 2: But I was really mad, and I wish I had
Speaker 2: like had evidence of like what I said to him,
Speaker 2: because I was like, what's funny too, is like I've
Speaker 2: like spoken about this. Is There was another instance where
Speaker 2: like I was done really wrongly by someone older, as
Speaker 2: like a fifteen year old, and I was like, I
Speaker 2: remember I went in on them, and then when I
Speaker 2: look back at the message, I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was like so articulate and like well spoken in
Speaker 2: this email, and I remember kind of carrying the same
Speaker 2: tone where I was like, something is absolutely wrong with
Speaker 2: you taking advantage of someone like me, Like you have
Speaker 2: no idea what my family situation is, like that money
Speaker 2: would have been like like I was like so like
Speaker 2: I was like really angry, but I was like, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'll show him even though he like scammed
Speaker 2: the fuck out of me, but not you as like
Speaker 2: a twenty five year old scamming a child. You're weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I only do I only do brand deals if
Speaker 1: they're like at least one hundred and fifty km above
Speaker 1: like one ID post like yeah, my every time I
Speaker 1: post on Instagram, it's you're seeing three me pocket three
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: Dollars okay, Courtney Kardashian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm that's Kylie Kardashian level. That's Carli Jenner.
Speaker 1: Her name, it was Carli Gender. That's Carli Gender level
Speaker 1: of but like maybe even more than her. I probably
Speaker 1: make more money than Carli gender.
Speaker 2: It's insane to think that that's like almost like fully
Speaker 2: ten years ago, but it has been like by the
Speaker 2: time it comes out, it's like two days before. Just
Speaker 2: what I was saying I was like thinking about in
Speaker 2: the bathroom earlier is by the time this episode is
Speaker 2: coming out, we're like really closing in on what would
Speaker 2: have been like a decade ago, like the Internet journey start.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it's just so insane because I was
Speaker 2: like thinking about it in the bath round. I was like, damn,
Speaker 2: like I really have been because I started on the
Speaker 2: internet like really posting my face when I was fourteen,
Speaker 2: Like I remember, like that's when I started like kind
Speaker 2: of posting pictures of myself and putting myself out there.
Speaker 2: At this point, I had already like been on like
Speaker 2: Twitter and stuff because of one direction like ten years ago.
Speaker 2: But I was like, wow, ten years ago to this
Speaker 2: year is when like kind of vine least started, because
Speaker 2: mine started in twenty thirteen. I think even like maybe
Speaker 2: twenty twelve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember twenty thirteen. Twenty fourteen was like when
Speaker 1: I first strat generating like an audience on there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah. January twenty fourth, twenty thirteen, two
Speaker 2: days after my birthday. It started two days after my
Speaker 2: fourteenth birthday. That's great, and I think I like, I whoa,
Speaker 2: oh my god, in twenty thirteen, did I just enter
Speaker 2: high school or was it twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: I think you were just entering high school in twenty
Speaker 1: fourteen because I was entering high school in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, no, because I remember I had vine in.
Speaker 1: Middle schoolteen sixt No, I was in twenty thirteen. I
Speaker 1: was in ninth grade.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so yeah, I was still in middle school.
Speaker 2: I had like a few months left of middle school.
Speaker 1: Wait, no, no, fuck, I haven't literally all wrong. I
Speaker 1: was in ninth grade last year.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're only a sophomore, but you're sixteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he flung so many levels.
Speaker 2: No, no, I think it's the opposite. I think you
Speaker 2: might have like flunked a grade or two.
Speaker 1: No, I'm special. I'm special.
Speaker 2: The kids who fucking skipped grades would not shut the
Speaker 2: fuck up. I wouldn't shut the fuck up about it
Speaker 2: because I was supposed to skip grades. But my parents
Speaker 2: wouldn't lend me because they were like, you have no
Speaker 2: business being around fucking eighth graders when you're sixth grader.
Speaker 2: They were so concerned about.
Speaker 1: That gifted and talented. We weren't allowed to skip grades,
Speaker 1: but we got put into special classes called gifted and talented.
Speaker 1: I think we talked about this before, Yeah, yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody everybody that are in those classes, that were in
Speaker 1: those classes are like drug addicts. Now, Like I can
Speaker 1: literally look at everybody around me and like, sorry, like
Speaker 1: I'm like thinking from like the perspective of like an
Speaker 1: eighth grader, but like sitting down in class, I can
Speaker 1: like look around and I can name every single one
Speaker 1: of those people and what drug they're addicted to.
Speaker 2: It's because it's like crazy to put that much fucking
Speaker 2: pressure on a child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if they actually are gifted, like like you
Speaker 1: have to like self medicate at some point, like you
Speaker 1: you every person that actually like is like igher level intelligence,
Speaker 1: Like even though that ship's all bold like gives them
Speaker 1: talented is bullshit, but they're like people literal geniuses have
Speaker 1: to self medicate or they'll go fucking insane. But sorry,
Speaker 1: what were you saying?
Speaker 2: That's how I feel?
Speaker 1: I just know, I know, like I've I have fucking
Speaker 1: micro porn every every day.
Speaker 2: Porn. Yeah, like you wake up and you have to
Speaker 2: just have like a few seconds of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's it's self. It's like my self medicating
Speaker 1: journey because I'm so smart and I just have to
Speaker 1: like do something to get out of my head and
Speaker 1: just it's it's healthy.
Speaker 2: Is it like v R porn or is it just
Speaker 2: like no, it's.
Speaker 1: Just like iophone porn. It's just like really basically, I.
Speaker 2: Just didn't where you slide your iPhone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just did it just sit in there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, I don't remember what I was
Speaker 2: gonna say. I was just gonna say, yeah, like I
Speaker 2: know people still who like who were in those classes,
Speaker 2: and like that was just too much pressure to put
Speaker 2: on a child. I remember in eighth grade my dad
Speaker 2: got so mad because I had a fucking my older
Speaker 2: sibling literally was like fucking genius kid, like was in
Speaker 2: all those classes and got every award for eighth grade
Speaker 2: at graduation, and then when my dad went so this
Speaker 2: was like the first time I was like I am
Speaker 2: a disappointment my dad, Like God bless him. He just
Speaker 2: like expected way too much because my fucking stupid ass
Speaker 2: sibling put way too much fucking like stop what we
Speaker 2: need to do is lower standards. And from that moment on,
Speaker 2: that's what I knew. I was like, I will never
Speaker 2: set high expectations for my family because I plan on
Speaker 2: going below those expectations. So from that moment on, I
Speaker 2: brought the standard so low, like I never I never
Speaker 2: got higher than a C in class because I was like,
Speaker 2: you will not. What you won't do is expect for
Speaker 2: me to do good in school because I won't be
Speaker 2: doing it. I think like maybe on my report card
Speaker 2: I would have like two b's and then all seas
Speaker 2: and d's.
Speaker 3: And I was like average average.
Speaker 2: But I remember like my dad was like I didn't
Speaker 2: get a single award, and he was like he was
Speaker 2: like what happened? And I was just like I felt
Speaker 2: so bad, Like I literally like I felt so much shame.
Speaker 2: I remember like so dramatic going home and like being
Speaker 2: on the carpet in the bathroom and be like like
Speaker 2: fucking cride my eyes up because I was like I
Speaker 2: didn't bring home a single award, but those things don't
Speaker 2: fucking matter. And then from that moment on, I was like, wait,
Speaker 2: that like is not really everybody else's.
Speaker 1: Great, dude. It is crazy that like the amount of
Speaker 1: pressure that I put myself or put on myself to
Speaker 1: like exceed in school, and like looking back at how
Speaker 1: like obsolete that was to like who I am now,
Speaker 1: like like there was no reason for me to be
Speaker 1: as high ranked in my school and then me sitting
Speaker 1: here in thirteen minutes ago talking about like shitting out
Speaker 1: of my button, like how I won.
Speaker 2: No two minutes ago to talk about.
Speaker 1: Micro Yeah, exactly exactly, but like I wrote it down
Speaker 1: because I was like I don't want to forget this,
Speaker 1: but like very similar situation. It was like fourth grade
Speaker 1: and it was like before okay, well there, let me
Speaker 1: preface this. Like reading and writing is like I think,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to word this, but like I
Speaker 1: like compared to like the average human, like I am
Speaker 1: so below like what every other human is, Like I cannot,
Speaker 1: for the life of me write or read and I
Speaker 1: don't know, it just doesn't click in my brain, like
Speaker 1: especially out loud. Like I can see the words and
Speaker 1: I can read them in my brain and most of
Speaker 1: the time I can comprehend it, but like for some reason,
Speaker 1: there's like a disconnect from my brain to my mouth.
Speaker 1: But that's like I've talked about that a million times,
Speaker 1: especially like when we're reading what we've been writing recently,
Speaker 1: like out loud, Like it takes me a minute to
Speaker 1: like get in a groove and I have to like
Speaker 1: focus so hard on like like reading slowly enough and
Speaker 1: like being able to speak it out loud, like I
Speaker 1: literally just have apraxia, but whatever, I just where you
Speaker 1: can't speak, but you can like think in your brain.
Speaker 1: But I remember in fourth grade or in third grade,
Speaker 1: we took like a reading assessment test, and I remember
Speaker 1: scoring super high, like I was reading at like an
Speaker 1: eighth grade level in like third grade, and I felt
Speaker 1: like such a genius. I felt so sick. I felt
Speaker 1: so cool. And then fourth grade came around and we
Speaker 1: had to do like tax tests where it's like like
Speaker 1: statemanitity testing, And it was the first time I ever
Speaker 1: had a panic attack, and I freaked the funk out
Speaker 1: the night before, like scream crying like I don't want
Speaker 1: to do this, I don't want to do this, I
Speaker 1: can't do this. I took the test fucking flopped. It
Speaker 1: was so bad. And since third grade I have had
Speaker 1: the exact same reading level, like I read at an
Speaker 1: eighth grade level since then. I'm sure it's probably not true,
Speaker 1: but like literally it feels like I read at an
Speaker 1: eighth grade level. And I also like spelling is so
Speaker 1: fucking bad for me, Like if I didn't have autocorrect,
Speaker 1: like it would be over since it's over, like but
Speaker 1: I'm also like if I do have autocorrect, like why
Speaker 1: do I need to know how to spell? Because like
Speaker 1: it's there to help me, and like I'm never writing
Speaker 1: anything physically anymore.
Speaker 2: You need to know how to spell because like it's
Speaker 2: like an essential thing.
Speaker 1: But why we have chat GPD chat AI, Like we
Speaker 1: have the robot that will just tell me everything.
Speaker 2: Now we have like voice to text exactly.
Speaker 1: Or voice memos, Like I don't need to know how
Speaker 1: to text or spell. But yeah, I also took like
Speaker 1: a spelling test and like literally missed every single word
Speaker 1: except for the hardest word because I studied the hardest
Speaker 1: word over and over again and forgot to study everything else.
Speaker 1: And that's how I learned how to study. And then
Speaker 1: since then, I like took school very seriously because I
Speaker 1: was like, I do not want to be an embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I cannot feel that embarrassment ever again. And now looking back,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I cause so much stress and anxiety and
Speaker 1: put so much pressure on myself when genuinely it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter and it probably yeah whatever.
Speaker 2: It's crazy because I like had the complete opposite like
Speaker 2: all my like, I think I suffered from the issue
Speaker 2: that I was like, I don't think I'm necessarily like
Speaker 2: hyper intelligent or anything, like I genuinely am not. And
Speaker 2: I've always said that, like I'm not super intelligent, and.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I agree, I agree, I agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah you said yep, like really like certainly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like you're just you're just you. You're you're
Speaker 1: gonna say stupid, Yeah, you're stupid, You're stupid. Definitely not
Speaker 1: hyper intelligent. But I love you for who you are, Kay,
Speaker 1: I love you too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, and I'm gonna miss you for these breaks.
Speaker 2: But I've never been like hyper intelligent or anything, and
Speaker 2: I just like, you know what, also, when you were
Speaker 2: like reading and writing is so hard, those have always
Speaker 2: been like the easier strong like, but those are my
Speaker 2: strong suits because I think I've just always been.
Speaker 1: That's why we're so compatible because I have like you
Speaker 1: two number. I do mbers and logistics and you do emotions. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's like how girls typically are though they're
Speaker 1: like emotional and men are like more stern.
Speaker 2: Like that's why like I shouldn't have a bank account
Speaker 2: or like be able to own a homework.
Speaker 1: That's why I recently had your business managers start wiring
Speaker 1: your money into my account and then now you have
Speaker 1: to ask me for your mine.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, because it was like really like
Speaker 2: hard for me to figure out like how to like
Speaker 2: figure that out. But if you just put me on
Speaker 2: an allowance, I think I could survive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, dude, there's mine. I won't get into that.
Speaker 3: But there are relationships, Yeah.
Speaker 2: There are relationships like that. No, there are so many.
Speaker 2: That's a whole different topic. But like as much as
Speaker 2: like people who use the internet, like all of us,
Speaker 2: and like people who were watching this and are like
Speaker 2: super aware of those things and like would do our
Speaker 2: best to not end up in those situations, one, you
Speaker 2: could always end up in a situation like that because
Speaker 2: it just happens. All those people are in that situation,
Speaker 2: because it happens that before they know what they're in it.
Speaker 2: Like I think most people have been in a relationship
Speaker 2: where they walk away and they're like, why the fuck
Speaker 2: did I stay there because I have that. So many
Speaker 2: people I know have had that. I don't have that
Speaker 2: right now, but I've had that, and it's just because
Speaker 2: before you know it, you're like you look around and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh my god, I'm like a shell of
Speaker 2: a human and I've been letting this person like dictate
Speaker 2: my life. But that's a whole other conversations. But I've
Speaker 2: always been like good at reading and writing, and because
Speaker 2: of that, I just like flew under the radar and
Speaker 2: everybody was like, she's so smart. We love her. She's
Speaker 2: so smart. We love her. Until I got to high
Speaker 2: school and then like it was time to like really
Speaker 2: do math, and I was like and science.
Speaker 1: I was like I loved science. I literally love science.
Speaker 1: But I do have a funny story. It was like
Speaker 1: seventh to eighth grade. It was like the jump from
Speaker 1: like doing like algebra to like pre calculus, and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'm gonna take pre calculus, like I'm
Speaker 1: a genius, Like I can do this shit. It was
Speaker 1: like above my grade. Like I was just like fed
Speaker 1: lies my entire life and everything's like you're so smart,
Speaker 1: You're doing so good, You're so smart. And I got
Speaker 1: in that pre calculus class, and they took like an
Speaker 1: assessment test to see like where we were, and I
Speaker 1: scored so poorly that the same day, the first day
Speaker 1: of school, the teacher pulled me out to the hallway
Speaker 1: and was like, do you have to be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I think you should go to the other class, which
Speaker 1: was like not pre calculus, and I literally cried. I
Speaker 1: cried in eighth grade because my teacher told me you
Speaker 1: were so stupid that you're not ready for this class.
Speaker 1: And all of my friends were in that class, and
Speaker 1: I was so fucking excited.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I was doing so bad in school that
Speaker 2: I wasn't in class with any of my friends because
Speaker 2: I just wasn't doing any of my work. But what
Speaker 2: I would do is I would just skip class and
Speaker 2: go hang out with my friends and be like, get
Speaker 2: to the bathroom, we need to hang out right now.
Speaker 1: But now kids all they do is hit fucking blinkers
Speaker 1: in the school bathroom and get fucking high as shit
Speaker 1: and like get loaded. I mean kids were doing that
Speaker 1: in my school.
Speaker 2: But like with it was like more difficult also though,
Speaker 2: because like to get high when we were in high school,
Speaker 2: you literally had to physically smoke or have an edible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my friends and I drove all the way to
Speaker 1: Dallas to pick up a modded jewel pod that had
Speaker 1: wheed oil in it because it was so hard to find.
Speaker 2: You told us this because you also meet us. You
Speaker 2: told us, yeah, but because also that was like the
Speaker 2: story where like when y'all were out somewhere, like your
Speaker 2: friend had like dropped his card or somebody dropped a
Speaker 2: card or no, y'all were at a bar or something,
Speaker 2: and somebody this guy used it and then the fucking
Speaker 2: clerk was like that, I know that is not you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, small town Texas shit. But I also remember the drive.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I talked about it, but the
Speaker 1: drive home with that car, like we saw probably the
Speaker 1: most police officers we've ever seen in my entire life.
Speaker 1: And my friend was driving high, which is so stupid.
Speaker 1: Don't do that, but yeah it was. And we were
Speaker 1: all fucking paranoid schizophrenic in that car, freaking the fuck
Speaker 1: out that we're going to get pulled over. And one
Speaker 1: time a cop like did turn around and like surttailing us,
Speaker 1: but then went around us, and we were like, bro,
Speaker 1: we're going to Joe, we are going to jail. We
Speaker 1: are going to jail, but we made it home.
Speaker 2: Also, it was like hard for me to focus on
Speaker 2: school because again back to what started this, what we
Speaker 2: always do when we deep dive into like our childhood,
Speaker 2: is because I was too busy, like doing the Internet
Speaker 2: like I did. I just didn't care, Like I was
Speaker 2: like I was like my life, like I'm an entertainer,
Speaker 2: Like I can't be here, like I'm literally like I'm
Speaker 2: made something different. I'm made to entertain the people. So
Speaker 2: I was like just doing that and it's just so crazy.
Speaker 2: Do you remember where you were the first time of
Speaker 2: vine of yours went viral?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I was on I was literally on the couch
Speaker 1: and I woke up the next day and then I
Speaker 1: immediately posted a Beyonce vine right after that. Immediately you're like,
Speaker 1: I am keeping up with this fucking Yeah, yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: But I don't remember exactly where I was, but I
Speaker 1: remember I remember the vine. It was my first vine
Speaker 1: I ever posted, and yeah, it was me throwing a
Speaker 1: cheese sandwich at the refrigerator, right. I think that was
Speaker 1: just the weird shit you could get away with on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was because it was all just like whatever,
Speaker 2: you could do in six seconds, which I like, I
Speaker 2: feel like where you watch this know we came from
Speaker 2: mine just but if you don't. That's how we started
Speaker 2: the Internet is when we were literally children and we
Speaker 2: shouldn't have had access to the Internet, and we were
Speaker 2: posting vines. I was in my geometry class and using
Speaker 2: my fucking iPod Touch because I had an iPod Touch Android.
Speaker 2: Fun fact, I didn't have an iPhone until like.
Speaker 1: I'm not the Android.
Speaker 2: Until I was like I think sixteen, I had been
Speaker 2: posting like everything off. That was literally my thing. And
Speaker 2: that's why I'm sure you've seen me do like slide text.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm good at it and I like using
Speaker 2: it because androids were the first like phones to have that,
Speaker 2: and I would use it all the time. Because when
Speaker 2: I was texting the man who was grooming me in
Speaker 2: class and I was like, I love you so much, brave,
Speaker 2: Like meanwhile, babe, I'm in biology right now, so I
Speaker 2: can't send you a picture of me, but I will
Speaker 2: in a second, give me a second. Crazy, I remember,
Speaker 2: like also like this is just getting into it, but
Speaker 2: I remember, like my friends Tocard, who I'm still friends with,
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I've ever like spoken him
Speaker 2: about this, but no, I think he did know about
Speaker 2: this guy because like he the Card was the only
Speaker 2: other person in my life who like used the internet
Speaker 2: kind of to the same capacity as me, Like we
Speaker 2: both were like Tumblr users, and.
Speaker 1: Like I.
Speaker 3: Know, I love so much I eat that ship you.
Speaker 2: Probably seen, because now he does like fashion and like
Speaker 2: interior design, and.
Speaker 1: We have such similar tastes. We have texted about it before.
Speaker 1: I talked about it before, like the we have the
Speaker 1: exact same taste and we desire the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: I know, Like the Cards come over after a walk
Speaker 2: once and like came in and like I went to
Speaker 2: their into Druid's room and they were like looking at
Speaker 2: Chateau on Zillow. But I remember like during like it
Speaker 2: was like one of the things where like he had
Speaker 2: broken up with me because he's like, you're just like
Speaker 2: you're too young. I can't wait for you. And I
Speaker 2: was like, play, please wait hard. Like when I was
Speaker 2: like I had my bad habit when people would ask
Speaker 2: if I was okay, and I would just start crying.
Speaker 2: And so the Card it asked me if I was
Speaker 2: a kid, I was like you and I like went
Speaker 2: to the bathroom and the card came in with me
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, crying.
Speaker 1: Over it and like it's dark. That is so dark. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was just telling you recently that, like maybe I
Speaker 1: even said it on the fucking podcast, but like how
Speaker 1: I like am just now processing what the fuck I
Speaker 1: was doing when I was a sixteen year old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fifteen year old, like driving illegally to Yeah, it's just.
Speaker 2: It's it's literally it's because it's like now it is
Speaker 2: far enough away and now we are like I mean,
Speaker 2: you're although you're only sixteen year brain is like coming
Speaker 2: to its full development. So now it is like the
Speaker 2: it's like damn, I'm like, I I've been an adult
Speaker 2: for long enough now that I'm like I am an
Speaker 2: adult and I'm looking at like things I did as
Speaker 2: a teenager and now I fully identify teenagers and I'm
Speaker 2: like that is like like I got into an argument
Speaker 2: with my little sister because I was like, girl, you
Speaker 2: are a child, Like you don't like I.
Speaker 1: You like, I promise, I promise you think you know how.
Speaker 2: My child, which again I know, like young people don't
Speaker 2: like to hear it, and I hated hearing it, but
Speaker 2: it is like that annoying thing where it's like when
Speaker 2: you're older, you'll look back and you'll be like I
Speaker 2: was a kid, and yeah.
Speaker 1: And even even like looking back when I thought I
Speaker 1: was older, when I was like twenty one, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that shit's still fucking lit, Like I'm fucking lit for that.
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, oh my god, Oh my fucking god,
Speaker 1: what was I doing, dude.
Speaker 2: But like I remember what we're saying. Oh, yeah, I
Speaker 2: was in geometry when I know, in geometry, I that's
Speaker 2: where I.
Speaker 1: Was on the first five honestly, fucking so sad went.
Speaker 2: Viral your teenage years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, really sad.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm here if you want to talk
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 2: We are, I know, our friend group loves sitting around
Speaker 2: and like talking about it, Like isn't that crazy? All right,
Speaker 2: let's watch Car Crash compilation. But yeah, I was in geometry,
Speaker 2: and I remember I had woken up also as I'm
Speaker 2: thinking about it, like we that era of like Twitter
Speaker 2: and Vine was so like dependent on being basically a
Speaker 2: fucking baby journalist, Like it was dependent on being a
Speaker 2: baby pop culture journalist. Because I remember after every VM
Speaker 2: a performance or anything to tweet it and then sometimes
Speaker 2: like I had a strict parent who would be like,
Speaker 2: you need to go to bed, like get off, and
Speaker 2: I would be like fuck. So the next morning I
Speaker 2: was always late to the fucking scraps of the jokes
Speaker 2: and I would be sitting in class and I remember
Speaker 2: that day I was watching one of Beyonce's performances from
Speaker 2: the night before. It wasn't the one where she like
Speaker 2: where she had like the screen behind her. I don't
Speaker 2: remember which one it was, but I remember like watching
Speaker 2: it and then being like fuck, okay, like what's the joke,
Speaker 2: Like what am I gonna say about this? Like, and
Speaker 2: like going to Twitter and then seeing that like the
Speaker 2: tweet of it did pretty good and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh wow. So I like clicked on it and it
Speaker 2: had done like at the time like for me, I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, this is like insane, like
Speaker 2: I'm literally viral. It got like eleven k likes and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, like this is it.
Speaker 2: And but that's still when like the app was such
Speaker 2: a baby. Yeah, so that felt like humongous. It was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, like I don't even know how many
Speaker 2: people are on this app, and I remember being like, fuck, okay,
Speaker 2: when I get home, I have to like to have
Speaker 2: a good joke and I have to like keep it going.
Speaker 2: And I remember every day after school in like middle
Speaker 2: school and high school, I would go to like if
Speaker 2: you have ever seen like my vines, which I would
Speaker 2: actually rather die than anybody like talk to me about
Speaker 2: them now. But there was like a desks that my
Speaker 2: dad had that I would always sit in that chair
Speaker 2: because that was like my after school chair. I would
Speaker 2: sit in it and like spin in it, and it
Speaker 2: was like this big comfy dust chair, and that's where
Speaker 2: I would make all them. And I would go there
Speaker 2: and I would sit there for an hour and I'd
Speaker 2: be like hmmm, and like maybe you'd be like, wow,
Speaker 2: what am I gonna talk about? And then like what
Speaker 2: I would talk about was like the dumbest shit ever.
Speaker 1: But my favorite shit ever was live tweeting American Horror Story.
Speaker 1: I love live tweeting, and then like just like getting
Speaker 1: into the deeper seasons and being like, wow, this show
Speaker 1: fucking sucks.
Speaker 2: Ball getting aggressively so loud.
Speaker 1: So hard, so quick.
Speaker 2: And then if we watched it now, like we would
Speaker 2: be like this fucking sucks. I'm trying to wait, what
Speaker 2: was it called? It was it?
Speaker 1: Asylum with Asylum, Coven Murder House were the three like
Speaker 1: good ones.
Speaker 2: Asylum was the first one. Oh, murder House was like
Speaker 2: the lit one. That's when everyone was really tapped in.
Speaker 1: That was the first season. Yeah, and then Coven super iconic,
Speaker 1: like I think that's their best season, and then like
Speaker 1: the Hotel I think was like the last Like okay.
Speaker 2: Because that's the Waga.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Goga was in it.
Speaker 2: I want to hold you close. I know, Oh that
Speaker 2: was such a good era. But yeah, I just remember
Speaker 2: like that taking up all my life and now I'm like, wow,
Speaker 2: I'm like still doing the Internet. And I was right.
Speaker 2: I knew. I knew I was on a stick too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever had like a cognitive thought
Speaker 1: where I was like this is like, no, that's a lie.
Speaker 1: I remember having being like no, this is it. But
Speaker 1: I never had really any pushback from like people in
Speaker 1: my life other than like my friends in school, and
Speaker 1: that's the only people I ever knew. And my dad
Speaker 1: obviously was like what are you fucking doing? Like why
Speaker 1: are you dropping out of college? Like what are you?
Speaker 1: Like literally, what are you doing with your life, and
Speaker 1: I was like, did.
Speaker 2: I remember the era of me like begging you to
Speaker 2: like move And I was like, please just do it,
Speaker 2: like please, like yop.
Speaker 1: I always I was very committed to doing it. I
Speaker 1: just had to figure out how to like tell my
Speaker 1: vent And I remember I was literally just like I'm
Speaker 1: moving out and they were like, okay, but are you
Speaker 1: going to go to school? And I was like no.
Speaker 1: And then they were like, okay, well, we're not supporting
Speaker 1: you financially if you're not going to go to school.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, I support myself already, like
Speaker 1: I can do this. I'm fine. And I was just
Speaker 1: telling you there were like moments when I first moved
Speaker 1: to La where I was like broke. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, like like I remember like actually being
Speaker 1: at a point where it was like I have to
Speaker 1: skip this meal so so I can like keep the
Speaker 1: same amount of money so I can like go back
Speaker 1: to Texas for the holidays, and shit, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I remember that like the first like two years of
Speaker 2: being like I remember even the first year being like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, it's so expensive to go home. And
Speaker 2: then I was like this is so much money, and
Speaker 2: like I'm not making money like that, Like and I
Speaker 2: was like, and I want to go home and like
Speaker 2: give my family gifts, but how the fuck am I
Speaker 2: supposed to do that with like this amount? Like it
Speaker 2: was so it was it's still so expensive. Like that's
Speaker 2: why every time the holidays come around, I like think
Speaker 2: about like how many people can't go back to their
Speaker 2: families and it makes me so it is so sad
Speaker 2: because it is one it's a truck, Like it's a
Speaker 2: big commitment to being able to do that and thankfully
Speaker 2: wearn the position where like financially we can and like
Speaker 2: also because we like time our job out however we want,
Speaker 2: we can go back. But like going back is huge,
Speaker 2: Like to go back to Miami is really expensive. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it's always been so expensive the most like I've
Speaker 2: spent upwards And this sounds gnarly, but like I was
Speaker 2: gonna do it to go see my family. But I
Speaker 2: remember that first year, it literally like ripped my fucking
Speaker 2: brain out of my skull. I didn't realize that I
Speaker 2: should have gotten my ticket way earlier, and I got
Speaker 2: it like a week before I was supposed to leave
Speaker 2: for like a week and a half. And I'm still
Speaker 2: pretty bad at it. Now I've gotten way better, and
Speaker 2: I like, I dig for a cheap ticket, but at
Speaker 2: the time for a round trip from LA to Miami,
Speaker 2: it was twelve hundred dollars. And also I couldn't fucking
Speaker 2: ask my parents, so I.
Speaker 1: Was like, dude. Also, like pre pandemic, like how expensive
Speaker 1: flights were, Like I think like the pandemic was a
Speaker 1: low key like a good thing for the flight industry
Speaker 1: at least as like consumers, because now the flights are
Speaker 1: so expensive. They're just now recently like getting back to
Speaker 1: the price that they were, but like for like three
Speaker 1: years you could fly for literally pennies on the dollar
Speaker 1: and then now it's like expensive again. But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember just like it was. So I remember I
Speaker 1: had to ask my parents to buy me a flight
Speaker 1: at home one time, and they were like, are you struggling,
Speaker 1: Like do you need to move home? And I was
Speaker 1: like no, like I'm genuinely okay, like I need to
Speaker 1: do this because I need to be out here and
Speaker 1: I want I think, Yeah, I was so embarrassed. I
Speaker 1: hate people paying anything for any any amount of money
Speaker 1: for me on anything.
Speaker 2: I remember I've had to ask you for like money
Speaker 2: I've had, I've had to be the person where.
Speaker 1: I'm like some but like I I don't mind giving
Speaker 1: it to people because I literally you're so y'all are
Speaker 1: so integrated into my life that if you don't pay
Speaker 1: me back, I'll just find your family and hurt them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow that just like don't even like
Speaker 2: take like give us the money.
Speaker 1: I caught myself literally like yesterday, like almost doing that
Speaker 1: to Josiah, and then I was like, no, no, like stop,
Speaker 1: like you it's like funny to like.
Speaker 2: It's about but then but then like you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh wait, this is coming from a real place,
Speaker 1: Like is this coming from a real place.
Speaker 2: It's also funny because like money is just such a
Speaker 2: like contingent point of like for I like think most people,
Speaker 2: like even all around the world. It's crazy how like
Speaker 2: integrated it is into like embarrassment and shame like based.
Speaker 1: On like it's not even fucking real.
Speaker 2: I know none of it is real, but it is.
Speaker 2: But it's crazy because it's so real but it's not real.
Speaker 1: Like the fact that like I could literally print fake
Speaker 1: money right now and like kind of get away for
Speaker 1: it with it for a little bit just proves that
Speaker 1: it's not real. But don't do that. Have I ever
Speaker 1: told that story about me buying fake money?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Have I really not. I don't know what you're talking
Speaker 1: about on the dark web.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you have, you have because we've had We've
Speaker 2: had a whole conversation about the dark web too, because
Speaker 2: I was like, what is that? Like, I don't understand what.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell it very briefly, just because it's been
Speaker 1: so long, but I it was like around the time
Speaker 1: that I like started the end, like was like kind
Speaker 1: of a thing on the internet, and I remember I
Speaker 1: was like seeing everybody in this same like bracket as
Speaker 1: me online with like a bunch of cool shit and
Speaker 1: like a bunch of money and all this shit, and
Speaker 1: like I was so inconsumable to brands that like I
Speaker 1: never made any cash on anything I ever did, and
Speaker 1: like whatever, not the end of the world. But I
Speaker 1: remember I wanted to be like people. So I attempted
Speaker 1: to buy fake fifty thousand dollars in fake cash on
Speaker 1: the dark web and my uh with like bitcoin, and
Speaker 1: then that's how I had bitcoin. That like that's part
Speaker 1: of the reason why I was able to move out
Speaker 1: here was because it failed yeah, and I it was
Speaker 1: like the first spike in bitcoin, and I sold it
Speaker 1: all when it first spiked. And the only reason I
Speaker 1: had it was because I told my older brother that
Speaker 1: I wanted to buy hallucinogens online. I was like a child,
Speaker 1: and he should have said no, but he was like, yeah, fine,
Speaker 1: I'll give you some cash. But he was also a child,
Speaker 1: and he gave me like some bitcoin because he he
Speaker 1: was like mining bitcoin for years. And then yeah, I
Speaker 1: failed at buying the mushrooms, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy fake cash. Fuck it. I didn't even
Speaker 1: attempt buy the mushrooms, but fucking I'm gonna buy fake cash.
Speaker 1: Failed at that. I was so scared because the first
Speaker 1: article I looked up was like fourteen year old kid
Speaker 1: goes to prison for ten years. I know, it's probably
Speaker 1: not even fucking real. But then I just held onto
Speaker 1: it for like three years and then it blew up
Speaker 1: and I was able to move out here that in
Speaker 1: my merch drop.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I what who was like the first because
Speaker 4: also with this year, we like officially come up on
Speaker 4: ten years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just fucking cause we've been.
Speaker 2: For the past year. We've been like ten years, sen
Speaker 2: years because like, I guess we've kind of known of
Speaker 2: each other for ten years already, but this is like
Speaker 2: ten years of life not speaking, which is actually insane.
Speaker 2: Who was the first like friend, who you're like kind
Speaker 2: of still friends with, who you like had had a
Speaker 2: real conversation with, like who like like or not even
Speaker 2: who you're still friends with. Who was the first person
Speaker 2: you remember like exchange exchanging a phone number with and
Speaker 2: like getting on the phone.
Speaker 1: With Dana really yeah, it was Dana, Sydney and Savannah
Speaker 1: the Holy Trinity. Those are my girls. Like we even
Speaker 1: did like a fucking meet and gree on Club Penguin,
Speaker 1: and it was just like it was them. And then
Speaker 1: that led to Christian who was next. And then I
Speaker 1: met like Josh and Lucas over Zoom and UVU yeah uvu,
Speaker 1: And then I met you through like the internet.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, I think my first my
Speaker 2: first people who I actually ever spoke on the phone
Speaker 2: with was this guy Chris who I knew, and it
Speaker 2: was Emma And also when we're saying Emma, we mean
Speaker 2: greer and like those are just the first people I
Speaker 2: ever like spoke on the phone. Was like yeah, and
Speaker 2: I like that was like one of my I had
Speaker 2: known Emma for like so long because I used to
Speaker 2: be obsessed with her because I thought she was really
Speaker 2: funny in like twenty twelve, twenty thirteen, because she just
Speaker 2: was already like such a big personality on the internet.
Speaker 2: And I remember I was like obsessed with her, and
Speaker 2: I remember I used to like tweet at her a bunch,
Speaker 2: like I was like so like I was. I literally
Speaker 2: thought she was so funny, and then like we became friends,
Speaker 2: and her really close friend at the time, Chris, we
Speaker 2: all became friends. And like I remember again, I had
Speaker 2: strict parents who, like they were like, do not fucking
Speaker 2: talk to people on the internet, And like when my
Speaker 2: parents weren't home, I got on UVU, and I remember
Speaker 2: Emma used to make fun of me so bad because
Speaker 2: you'd be like, what the fuck your parents think, Like
Speaker 2: we're gonna kidnap you, Like what are you talking about?
Speaker 2: And I was like, no, it's just they don't know
Speaker 2: who I'm talking to. And like we would always like
Speaker 2: joke and talk, and like I remember so many times
Speaker 2: I'd be on UVU with them and like we'd just
Speaker 2: be talking and they were actually the first people who
Speaker 2: I ever knew who watched like ru Paul's Drag Race too,
Speaker 2: and they were like they would talk about it, but
Speaker 2: I would kind of just sit in because I didn't
Speaker 2: watch it, and I would just like I would basically
Speaker 2: like a lot of times to watch them talk because
Speaker 2: I was still so shy and like really reserved, because
Speaker 2: like dude, I was just always so reserved. Like I
Speaker 2: literally like I didn't tell anybody about my personal life
Speaker 2: until like I was like twenty or like nineteen, so
Speaker 2: like I was just I was always very like reserved
Speaker 2: in that way. But I remember one time my dad
Speaker 2: came home from getting groceries and I like slimmed the
Speaker 2: talking now and I shoved it under my blankets. And
Speaker 2: then Emma made fun of me so crazy because she
Speaker 2: was like, girl, what the fuck, Like why did you
Speaker 2: get off? And I was like, my dad came home
Speaker 2: and he doesn't know why I talked to you guys,
Speaker 2: and she was like, you were so fucking weird for
Speaker 2: hiding this. You're not doing anything wrong, and I was like,
Speaker 2: you don't understand. And then I remember she I also
Speaker 2: loved Sydney, and she like knew I thought Sydney was
Speaker 2: really funny. And like at this point, I think I
Speaker 2: had I had mutuals with all these people, but because
Speaker 2: I was so reserved and like really like I was
Speaker 2: grown up on the idea that like talking to obviously
Speaker 2: like these strangers, like it wasn't real. So I was
Speaker 2: just like I never reached out there.
Speaker 1: I just didn't even really have an interest too, like myself,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't really like I had all these mutuals,
Speaker 1: but I I kind of was like content with my
Speaker 1: life like outside of the Internet, and then yeah, things changed.
Speaker 2: I think I wasn't like I had friends, but like
Speaker 2: I wasn't like hanging out with people outside of school.
Speaker 2: So like I did have this like kind of gap
Speaker 2: of loneliness within talking to people my age other than
Speaker 2: my siblings. So I was like always kind of craving
Speaker 2: to talk to somebody, which led to other things that
Speaker 2: were naughty, but like I was always craving to talk
Speaker 2: to somebody. I remember one time I think I think
Speaker 2: I maybe Dana and Savannah and then were on this
Speaker 2: because then there was that guy Ed.
Speaker 1: Do you remember Ed?
Speaker 3: Literally I think I do too.
Speaker 2: And like all of them were like like on there
Speaker 2: talking and like Emma was like, oh, I'm gonna call
Speaker 2: you and I was like okay, and she was like,
Speaker 2: just answer and I was like what. I was like,
Speaker 2: it's Chris and she's like no, and I was like okay,
Speaker 2: it's just us. And she threw me into like a
Speaker 2: big chat room with all these people, and I remember
Speaker 2: just being I was so silent, and I remember being
Speaker 2: so fucking mad at her, and I was like, you
Speaker 2: fucking bitch. You were like trying to fucking embarrass me.
Speaker 2: And I was so mad. But then like after I
Speaker 2: was like the happiest ever because I ended up talking
Speaker 2: and like becoming friends with all these people and it
Speaker 2: was fucking awesome. And I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Like all these people find the same things I find
Speaker 2: funny funny, and like we're like getting along so well.
Speaker 1: I truly believe that is like a real thing that
Speaker 1: like like the I don't know how to word it,
Speaker 1: but like you will find the people that you're meant
Speaker 1: to find eventually, like like there's a reason why you Me,
Speaker 1: Josh Lucas, Christian o'riyan, Josiah like all of us, Like
Speaker 1: there's a reason why, like we're all friends together and
Speaker 1: why we all find the same like things funny and
Speaker 1: why we all have the same sense of humor. It's
Speaker 1: just like literally divine intervention, like we were like meant
Speaker 1: to find each other. And I truly believe that, like
Speaker 1: you will find your people, like just based off like
Speaker 1: the energy that you put out into the universe. But
Speaker 1: you said mentioned RuPaul's Drag Race. I remember being like
Speaker 1: literally a fucking child, like like I want to say,
Speaker 1: like thirteen, and like finding RuPaul's Drag Race are like
Speaker 1: whenever Netflix first like had the streaming service, and I
Speaker 1: remember RuPaul's Drag Race was on there. It was like
Speaker 1: season one through eight, and I remember watching that show
Speaker 1: religiously as like a child, and it was so scary
Speaker 1: to be watching it because I would be watching it
Speaker 1: on like my dad's computer or my mom's computer in
Speaker 1: their bed and like while they're gone, and then they
Speaker 1: would come home and it was like I was like
Speaker 1: watching porn or something, and I would hide it and
Speaker 1: like log out and do all this crazy shit and like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I completely forgot that, Like there's like a watch history
Speaker 1: and like you can see like what you're watching, but
Speaker 1: like was absolutely mortified that someone would catch me watching
Speaker 1: RuPaul's Drag Race. But yeah, that shit was lit. But
Speaker 1: the same thing happened to me, where like I was
Speaker 1: thrust it into a group chat with like Lucas and
Speaker 1: Josh and shit and I they say the same thing now,
Speaker 1: but I was like petrified of them. I like looked
Speaker 1: up to them in like.
Speaker 3: Such a crazy way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were saying that like they felt the
Speaker 1: same way about me, and I was like, there's no
Speaker 1: fucking way, because I just like literally don't think I
Speaker 1: was ever funny, Like I don't think I was. I
Speaker 1: don't think I'm funny. I don't. I know I'm funny
Speaker 1: now because I'm like one of the funniest people live,
Speaker 1: But back then I didn't think anything I was doing
Speaker 1: was important or funny. But like Lucas was like saying
Speaker 1: the same thing. He's like, I was like fucking.
Speaker 2: Nervous to I know, we talked about all the time
Speaker 2: because I remember I was like so nervous because I
Speaker 2: I Jenny always the funniest people, especially on Bind to
Speaker 2: Me were Lucas and Josh, like.
Speaker 3: I always thought they were.
Speaker 2: They were just so good and like so comedically inclined.
Speaker 1: And I remember being honestly Christian too.
Speaker 2: Christian was fucking hilarious. It was like so funny. He's
Speaker 2: so stupid, Like Christian is like the weirdest motherfucker I've
Speaker 2: ever met.
Speaker 1: Have I ever talked about the first time I met Orian?
Speaker 2: Dude, No, not publicly. Should we save it for like
Speaker 2: if we ever actually fucking have her on, because I
Speaker 2: have a story about Josh that I like really want
Speaker 2: to tell.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, girl, We're never gonna have ryan on.
Speaker 2: No we will this year.
Speaker 1: Never say never, We'll see, we'll see, but I'll say it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just remember, Like it's so funny because
Speaker 2: now these are like all like genuinely my family, Like
Speaker 2: leaving for Christmas, I'm always like, oh, I wish I
Speaker 2: could bring everybody with me. But then I'm like, they
Speaker 2: all have family, and I'm grateful and I'm happy that
Speaker 2: everybody has family they love and can go back to you.
Speaker 1: Mine is slowly dwindling away and expiring. I'm losing so
Speaker 1: many people in my life.
Speaker 3: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, don't say that they're still here and
Speaker 2: they will be here.
Speaker 1: Don't be in my heart forever.
Speaker 2: You'll be in like Bart forever. But yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: so funny that now it's like truly coming up on
Speaker 2: ten years and it's like wow, man, like I was
Speaker 2: a kid like exploring so much on the Internet and
Speaker 2: it's like it was such a new frontier still and
Speaker 2: like I don't know, it's just so funny to think about,
Speaker 2: Like it's crazy. And I remember the second person I
Speaker 2: had ever spoken to like or like, I guess it
Speaker 2: was like the first like like specifically like boy I
Speaker 2: had spoken to so like that made me extremely nervous
Speaker 2: because I was just like, Fuck, my dad finds I'm
Speaker 2: talking to a boy, He's gonna think I'm like gonna
Speaker 2: go get like fucking like kidnapped by like a man.
Speaker 2: If he finds out I'm talking to a boy on
Speaker 2: the phone who doesn't live in my area, he's gonna
Speaker 2: be like.
Speaker 1: Did your dad know that we talked?
Speaker 2: No, my dad, my because my dad was just so
Speaker 2: like for the right reasons, was really fearful of the Internet.
Speaker 2: Like he he wasn't even really using the internet. We
Speaker 2: weren't like an internet like forward.
Speaker 1: That just blows my mind because of how close we were.
Speaker 1: We were talking like every day every My dad.
Speaker 2: Like thought like the people I would like text and
Speaker 2: talk to on my phone were just like my friends
Speaker 2: until we got onto a tour. Then he like that
Speaker 2: will like was like a change, and I really had
Speaker 2: to force my dad to like let me go on tour,
Speaker 2: and I had to fucking beg I remember the moment
Speaker 2: he like said yes to it and agreed to it,
Speaker 2: and it was like I went outside and like it
Speaker 2: was like at the house they still live in now,
Speaker 2: and we like sat on that on those same chairs
Speaker 2: that are out there, and I was like I just
Speaker 2: like looked at him and I was like, if you
Speaker 2: don't let me do this, like this will be the
Speaker 2: most heartbreaking thing ever, and I think, like it will
Speaker 2: be something I regret for the rest of my life
Speaker 2: and like this will this will be life changing for me.
Speaker 2: And like I literally went outside and I it to
Speaker 2: him and then like he just sat there in silence,
Speaker 2: and like it was all always out of like just
Speaker 2: concern for me. Like my dad was just like hyper paranoid,
Speaker 2: Like we didn't grow up in an area where it
Speaker 2: was very safe already, so like obviously like especially for
Speaker 2: like young like girls, So he was just like that
Speaker 2: was just like always on his mind. And then I
Speaker 2: remember he like said yes to it and then he
Speaker 2: was like, he was like, but if some if one
Speaker 2: thing goes wrong, it is done, like you were packing
Speaker 2: it all up and it is done. And then like
Speaker 2: I remember the one the one thing he said to me,
Speaker 2: and I think he was really concerned because again of
Speaker 2: like general history, he was like always really concerned about
Speaker 2: his kids, like ever like drinking or using drugs and
Speaker 2: stuff like which I feel like most parents are always
Speaker 2: concerned for I remember, like the one thing is he
Speaker 2: said to me. He was like, and you just like
Speaker 2: never leave a cup unattended and like he like said
Speaker 2: that to me, and like it wasn't even like over
Speaker 2: like you or anything. He was just he was just
Speaker 2: like never and like that was like the thing he
Speaker 2: said to me. And he was like, and please be
Speaker 2: safe because I think like that weekend because that I
Speaker 2: was pushing it so hard because it was like that
Speaker 2: was like the determining weekend if I was gonna start
Speaker 2: or not. And yeah, but he didn't know I was
Speaker 2: like friends with anybody even up until like I remember
Speaker 2: like even when like Emma passed, like like that was
Speaker 2: so hard to explain to him, Like I was just
Speaker 2: like I remember I was like at the beach with
Speaker 2: my family. I remember that was like so hard to
Speaker 2: explain and I was like no, like because I also
Speaker 2: didn't want to out that I had been using the internet,
Speaker 2: but I was like, no, this is somebody I know
Speaker 2: and he was like it's someone you follow and I
Speaker 2: was like no, it's like and like I like just
Speaker 2: didn't know how to like explain it to him, and
Speaker 2: I was like and he he was like didn't know
Speaker 2: how to help me. He was like he was like
Speaker 2: I don't get it, Like have you seen this person before?
Speaker 2: And I was like yes, but like on my phone.
Speaker 2: Like it was just so funny to like try to
Speaker 2: explain that to him, or like being at the beach
Speaker 2: and just being like and I also was funny because
Speaker 2: like at that time, I like I like had friends,
Speaker 2: but again I was so reserved, like I didn't really
Speaker 2: have anyone to talk to about it, which was all
Speaker 2: so like such a crazy thing. But that's a whole
Speaker 2: other topic, but like, yeah, it's just so funny, Like
Speaker 2: my dad had no idea like I had a whole
Speaker 2: community of like he literally like he was so unaware
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: It's like Hannah Montana.
Speaker 2: I was the thing of zubble life I literally was.
Speaker 1: Like, was that the first time anybody's cried on the podcast?
Speaker 2: Maybe?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wow?
Speaker 2: But yeah, I just remember, like my dad just didn't
Speaker 2: fucking know. Dude, he had no idea. I think he
Speaker 2: had an inkling, like he's not like dumb. My dad
Speaker 2: isn't like he wasn't like what's the internet? Like he
Speaker 2: had Facebook, but he wasn't like using it like for
Speaker 2: like to meet different people. I don't even think he
Speaker 2: still is doing that's.
Speaker 1: Like whatever, Well I saw your dad on grinder. M hm, yeah,
Speaker 1: so he is using it to me.
Speaker 2: He didn't like inter them.
Speaker 1: No, we matched and I hit like crazy the second
Speaker 1: time someone's cried on the podcast.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't even know why I got into that. Oh,
Speaker 2: but I was just basically, yeah, my dad had no
Speaker 2: idea that I like had so many friends on the internet,
Speaker 2: and I think like even like I think when I
Speaker 2: went to press play, he knew maybe that I knew
Speaker 2: Christian because my dad was like, how did this even happen?
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, one of my like like
Speaker 2: friends who I follow like added me on or whatever.
Speaker 2: Because Christian was also like the second person I had
Speaker 2: like spoken to on the phone. I remember he spoke
Speaker 2: to me on the phone because he was basically recruiting
Speaker 2: me for press Play because we had all been like
Speaker 2: texting and talking so much, like not vocally, but we'd
Speaker 2: been talking so much, like that whole crew that was forming.
Speaker 2: And I was like, he was like, can I call
Speaker 2: you because like I need to ask, like I'm confused,
Speaker 2: like what's your setup? And I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: And then Christian ended up telling me that he was
Speaker 2: in the same position that, like his parents still were
Speaker 2: kind of like confused about it, like he was like
Speaker 2: on press Play, but they were still like, don't talk
Speaker 2: to new people on the internet. Like they were like
Speaker 2: still very like don't because like we've seen who you know,
Speaker 2: and we don't want you to keep meeting random people
Speaker 2: because you've lived this far without being kidnapped, but you
Speaker 2: will be kidnapped.
Speaker 1: And he's always surprising that we weren't kidnapped, but shocking.
Speaker 2: I mean we basically were.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were held, we were held captive emotionally, but yeah.
Speaker 1: I remember with my parents they like genuinely didn't care.
Speaker 1: They were like whatever, like do whatever you want.
Speaker 2: Next episode, will we'll talk about the tour because like
Speaker 2: I can't. We we need to just talk about it
Speaker 2: because we.
Speaker 1: Need Christian on but he'll never do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was. It was a lot we did. There
Speaker 1: was a lot of crazy shit that we got into
Speaker 1: that went down this weird, weird vibes. But it was
Speaker 1: also life changing and like I would change it for
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 2: And it was fun because I got to see you guys,
Speaker 2: and that's what solidified my friendship. Is like meeting you guys,
Speaker 2: I remember me.
Speaker 1: That's not him. I love you and I loved everything
Speaker 1: we've accomplished together.
Speaker 2: I love you too. Here's to only going up or
Speaker 2: failing in burning.
Speaker 1: We either go up from here or we go down
Speaker 1: and down and down and down, and we make our
Speaker 1: s word pack to come true. Oh that's that's coming soon.
Speaker 2: But yeah, ten years of the Internet, ten years of
Speaker 2: knowing all these goals, two years of this almost two years.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy. It's like fucking insane.
Speaker 1: When is two years? One hundred and four episodes? Damn,
Speaker 1: we have like half of a year, more than half
Speaker 1: a year.
Speaker 2: We haven't been doing this for as long a since
Speaker 2: felt but yeah, just insane that like all of my
Speaker 2: first friends from the internet I like to have contact
Speaker 2: with and like some of them are now or like
Speaker 2: people I see like constantly.
Speaker 1: Or and like I love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like too much. Like sometimes when I like
Speaker 2: every time we're like all in a group, there's like
Speaker 2: always the moment of realization when I look at all
Speaker 2: these freaks and I'm like, oh my god, like.
Speaker 1: We grew up together. We're all as fuck. Now, Well,
Speaker 1: I want to talk about one more thing, one more thing,
Speaker 1: and we'll touch on it just briefly and then we'll
Speaker 1: go we'll see it and then or we'll talk more
Speaker 1: in depth about it in the next episode. But have
Speaker 1: you seen the new SpongeBob Mandela effect. Have you? It's
Speaker 1: really okay. So you know the episode where he plays guitar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait the movie where he plays the guitar. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like he's like on the strings.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What can you describe the guitar he was playing?
Speaker 2: Oh, it was it like white and big and it
Speaker 2: was like not like super big, but it like it
Speaker 2: had like points.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what everyone remembers. But this is the guitar
Speaker 1: that is now like in the Mendela Like that's it
Speaker 1: and this is what everybody remembers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's what it was.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's not. This is a fan rendition and
Speaker 1: this is the real one.
Speaker 2: No, because I remember it being pointed.
Speaker 1: I remember it too, and I remember it having two heads.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I remember it different. Yeah, but isn't
Speaker 1: that fucking crazy?
Speaker 2: Are you sure that it just like reanimated?
Speaker 1: No, because you can even go back on the VHS
Speaker 1: tapes and the DVDs or whatever and look at it
Speaker 1: and it's the fucking peanut. I don't the goofy green.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never noticed that.
Speaker 1: And it's crazy that I asked you and you said
Speaker 1: white and points you because that's literally what everyone fucking remembers.
Speaker 1: And if you don't, you're from a different timeline. And
Speaker 1: you weren't. You were always you didn't shift timelines with us.
Speaker 1: But I have this theory that Mendela effect is like
Speaker 1: quantum hackers like hacking the code and like dropping little
Speaker 1: trinkets or little things into like our reality to make
Speaker 1: us realize that like, oh, like we have these abilities
Speaker 1: to like quantum like affect quantum mechanics or physics and
Speaker 1: like completely shift the timeline forever. That or the CERN
Speaker 1: laser every time it drops, or every time it collides,
Speaker 1: it shifts us into a different reality, and like some
Speaker 1: things are just lost along the way, or some things
Speaker 1: are changed. But like if you remember something from the past,
Speaker 1: reality you shifted, and if you don't, you were already
Speaker 1: here if you remember the so like for example, like
Speaker 1: if you remember the white guitar, you shifted realities when
Speaker 1: Cern zapped its laser, and if you remember the peanut guitar,
Speaker 1: you didn't and you were already in this reality. And you're, yeah, crazy,
Speaker 1: it's crazy
Speaker 2: Or like maybe it's just because like what we assist