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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls, monkey trainor's zoologists. Anybody that's

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Speaker 1: ever been an astronaut, those of you that have composed

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Speaker 1: a classical piece, anybody that has ever ridden a donkey into.

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Speaker 2: Jerusalem, to those of you.

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Speaker 1: Who have dove off a bridge and bungee jumped and

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Speaker 1: lived to talk about it. This show is for you

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Speaker 1: and everybody else. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Man. Why did I start it like that today? I

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Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know. You know, sometimes you just

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Speaker 2: wake up on one, so own one.

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Speaker 1: It is ladies and Jennifer Shelley Strawberry Carlin for real, Mississippi,

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Speaker 1: Monica Junior and the legend that is nephew Tommy Junior.

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Speaker 2: Going on today.

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Speaker 1: Man, Hell, let me ask you some other Have you

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Speaker 1: ever applied for a job you know you weren't qualified for?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? What was you saying in the interview? What I

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Speaker 2: thought they wanted to hear? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yes, trustworthy, Yes, compunctual work. Here's the one who the

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Speaker 1: biggest works well with others. Every time I said that,

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Speaker 1: I knew, I knew that was going to be the

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Speaker 1: problem to work well with others. Yes, I'm a team player. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: knowing good and.

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Speaker 2: Well I'm not. I'm not a good employee.

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Speaker 1: Man. I just was never cut out to be a

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Speaker 1: great employee. I always knew that. I always knew that.

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Speaker 1: I never wanted to work for somebody.

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Speaker 2: How did you know that?

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Speaker 1: Well, I knew it when I didn't like I didn't

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Speaker 1: like nobody telling me what to do. Yeah, and started

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Speaker 1: with my parents, but due to the way we were raised,

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Speaker 1: I was unable to voice that opinion. So I held

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Speaker 1: that in until I until both of them passed. So

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Speaker 1: but after that that applied to everybody else, and I

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Speaker 1: took it out on everybody too.

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Speaker 2: Since I got to do what my mom and daddy say.

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Speaker 1: Do everybody else gonna get what it is everybody else,

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Speaker 1: And so I was never cut out to bill a

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Speaker 1: good employee.

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Speaker 2: Just wasn't you know.

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Speaker 1: And now you're an employer. But yeah, you know you've

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Speaker 1: you've you've mastered that though I don't think you have

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Speaker 1: a boss.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the word team if you break it down, Uh,

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Speaker 1: there's an M and an E.

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Speaker 2: In it for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, then there's a T E A in it which

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Speaker 1: is T which I don't take none of.

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Speaker 2: I don't do T.

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Speaker 1: And then the reason I don't really fool it around

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Speaker 1: with the team, it's because I ain't no eye in it,

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Speaker 1: so I already knew that wasn't gonna be for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't need me being a team player because Waye

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Speaker 1: is the eye.

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Speaker 2: I got a feeling you're going to embarrass me today, Steve.

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Speaker 2: You don't shore because I'm on one. I know, I know,

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Speaker 2: ask me something else. You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show