WEBVTT - Like a Trash Bin

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<v Speaker 1>What you have to understand is in Great Britain they

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<v Speaker 1>call a garbage can a bin. It's one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Strong and one more thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a trash bin.

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<v Speaker 2>Now that's a tease. I came across this tweet from JK.

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<v Speaker 2>Rowling before we get to that's she's pretty snarky. She's

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<v Speaker 2>the one who wrote the Harry Potter books and seems

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<v Speaker 2>to spend her entire life battling people on Twitter about

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<v Speaker 2>the trans issue. If I became a billionaire, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know that that's what I do with my time, but

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<v Speaker 2>you know, whatever she enjoys. Somebody had, some transactivist person

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<v Speaker 2>who appears to be trans had tweeted out trans acceptance

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<v Speaker 2>will not be complete until CIS. People are okay with

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<v Speaker 2>the idea of not knowing what genitals their date has

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<v Speaker 2>and they have sex. Yeah, it's literally so very not

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<v Speaker 2>a big deal. So you want to live in a

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<v Speaker 2>world where I meet somebody, don't know whether they got

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<v Speaker 2>a penis or not, don't care, and find out the

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<v Speaker 2>first time we get intimate, and I'm perfectly okay with

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<v Speaker 2>whichever it is. That's yeah, that's the world you're hoping for.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, two innies to outies, what of each whatever, It's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure we're on I'm sure we're marching that direction,

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<v Speaker 2>and someday that's the world we will live in. That

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<v Speaker 2>is so crazy anyway. JK. Rowling's pretty funny response was

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<v Speaker 2>tricky because I already know what genital's my husband has.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you accept both of us acting surprised once were naked,

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<v Speaker 2>or could we just shake hands first and agree that

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<v Speaker 2>we'll sol draw on if something's changed since last time.

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<v Speaker 1>That is dryly fabulous.

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<v Speaker 2>But that, I mean, the whole thing obviously has been

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<v Speaker 2>a complicated conversation. But the idea that you think the

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<v Speaker 2>perfect world would be. I don't care. I'm not interested,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm willing to wait until the first time we

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<v Speaker 2>show each other, and then I will react with no

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<v Speaker 2>emotion whatsoever to either a penis or a vagina. It

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter to me. I have no interest whatsoever, in which.

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<v Speaker 1>Reminds me of our discussion that until fairly recently, you

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't have the slightest idea what somebody's politics were if

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<v Speaker 1>you're just meeting with perhaps a romantic prospect in mind,

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<v Speaker 1>Not only would you not care, you wouldn't even think

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<v Speaker 1>of it, not like for a really long time. They

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<v Speaker 1>want your actual physical sex to be.

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<v Speaker 2>That, So I'll bet there they do want to know that.

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<v Speaker 2>So like your dating profiles and everything like that, you

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<v Speaker 2>would have to nail down your politics. You would discuss

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<v Speaker 2>what kind of music you like, and all kinds of

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<v Speaker 2>different issues. But the one that we're not gonna even

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<v Speaker 2>touch is whether you got a penis or a vagina.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll just discover that together someday. And by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't matter to me what you have, which.

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<v Speaker 1>Is so crazy, I might not even remark on it

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<v Speaker 1>having found out.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you see, when I get to that moment, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really really really fingers crossed toes crossed. It's a vagina.

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<v Speaker 1>I have specific intent.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, my stay, the brain is going this could be

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<v Speaker 3>a reality show.

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<v Speaker 2>You know that you're like married first secon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like I saw I think Netflix or somebody

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<v Speaker 2>had in a while back where everybody kept their age

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<v Speaker 2>to their themselves because it was a bunch of people

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<v Speaker 2>that don't look their age, so you didn't tell anybody

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<v Speaker 2>your age, and then they got together and then I

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<v Speaker 2>guess I never watched long enough because it was so

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<v Speaker 2>stupid to get to the big reveal. I'm actually sixty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, yoah, in this case, it'll be I

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<v Speaker 2>was really hoping for Agina because that would fit, that

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<v Speaker 2>would fit with my penis thing or really perf I

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<v Speaker 2>mean they go together like Peanut Butter and Jelly. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>like Evant and Costello. It's really a good team. But

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<v Speaker 2>here we are with two penises. So I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what No, yeah, yeah, well you shouldn't even care, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. It doesn't matter to me. I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to react exactly the same, no matter which it turns

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<v Speaker 2>out to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Anybody got an idea for what the show would be called?

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<v Speaker 1>What's My Junk?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's got more of a game show aspect to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you? And you'd have contestants and a buzzer

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<v Speaker 2>exactly behind the fly. I think it's a man who

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<v Speaker 2>has man and then they walk around, they drop their

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<v Speaker 2>pants and you take a look.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh more bigotry. A man can have a vagina, jack, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't remember. Stop using gendered language such a transphobe.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so what's your little story Katie? Before we get

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<v Speaker 2>the Joe?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it is so little compared to that topic we

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<v Speaker 3>just had. I had to go into mama bear mode

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<v Speaker 3>at the store over the weekend. So I had van

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<v Speaker 3>my little, my little three month old in the stroller,

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<v Speaker 3>and I have to tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Old ladies, oh yeah, they love babies, man, they love

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<v Speaker 2>the babies.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm standing there waiting for someone to get the

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<v Speaker 3>hell out of the way, because everybody seems to always

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<v Speaker 3>be in the way when you're at the store. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>this woman comes up and she goes, oh, I just

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<v Speaker 3>love babies, and she pulls the visor back on.

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<v Speaker 2>The stroller, hands off the stroller lady.

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<v Speaker 3>And kind of like reached like I was like slow motion.

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<v Speaker 3>She looked like she was going to reach for him.

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<v Speaker 3>So I kind of put my arm out and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, yeah, isn't he adorable? And she kind of like,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, snapped her hands back.

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<v Speaker 1>But the.

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<v Speaker 2>To go with what we were just the balls on.

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<v Speaker 2>That woman.

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<v Speaker 3>Just comes up cranks the thing back and I'm like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that too. They're so willing to get up so

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<v Speaker 2>close and start touching your baby, like dude, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>am almost punched an elderly woman. That's that was my

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<v Speaker 2>story from that. I would never think of touching somebody

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<v Speaker 2>else's baby, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, and and just cranking the thing back on

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<v Speaker 1>the stroller. Right. Let me take a look.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me stick my finger in his mouth there yet anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Could I stick my finger in your son's belly button? No,

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<v Speaker 1>you cannot, Michael him a little tickle, good lord. People

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<v Speaker 1>don't do this. Of course, if you don't know to

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<v Speaker 1>not do this, you're probably not listening to this whole podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah sure, yeah, all right, So the whole in the

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<v Speaker 1>UK they call a garbage can, a bin, a dust bin,

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<v Speaker 1>a fascinating or what have you. I mentioned that because

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<v Speaker 1>the anti establishment. How would you describe the whole phenomenon

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<v Speaker 1>that brought on Brexit in Trump and all the crazy

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<v Speaker 1>political movements going on in the developed world. It's just discontent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm sorry, we're just unhappy with the way things are. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>throw out whoever the bums are.

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<v Speaker 1>When that numb skull who will last probably six weeks

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<v Speaker 1>became Prime Minister, his seat in Parliament opened up, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's nonsystem. But Nigel Farage the weirdly is he

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<v Speaker 1>right wing Reform UK leader is running for the seat,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had a runoff. Top two vote getters advanced

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<v Speaker 1>to the final much like you know, our elections in

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<v Speaker 1>some cases, but and Farage was the number one finisher.

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<v Speaker 1>The number two finisher was Count Binface, the self described

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<v Speaker 1>intergalactic space warrior, who is a guy who goes around

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<v Speaker 1>in a homemade but extremely well made like spaceman outfit,

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<v Speaker 1>but his he has like a garbage can face. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you looking at his costume right now, Katie?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I am on my way there, Ben Face, the.

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<v Speaker 1>Count beIN face. You know it's a good good costume,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, text that to uh the crew I should have earlier.

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<v Speaker 3>But he reminds me of like a dubstep DJ, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>are they always have the big things on their heads?

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<v Speaker 1>And No, I have no idea what that is.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you decide to have a garbage can for

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<v Speaker 2>a head?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a comment on the politics of Great Britain.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, yeah, Count garbage can Face is going to

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's the bod boat face of candidates. And

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<v Speaker 1>he finished in the runoff. Yeah yeah, uh yeah, zap

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<v Speaker 1>that around, Katie, which it's on its way. I have okay, great,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling he's gonna win. He's uh, he

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<v Speaker 1>might beat Nigel Farage. It's certainly possible. It depends how

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<v Speaker 1>alienated Brits are really there it is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just pretty good costume.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, isn't it a little slip for his eyes lights up?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's nice. So he's got a garbage can head

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<v Speaker 1>that he can look through like a portal like he's

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<v Speaker 1>a Disney character, not a Disney World or some Disneyland.

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<v Speaker 1>And it appears he's got some hockey shoulder pads painted

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<v Speaker 1>black and like a weird groin covering thing. Anyway, he

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<v Speaker 1>has unveiled his manifesto. His full manifesto is actually some

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<v Speaker 1>pretty brilliant political satire. It is. It is a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>point plan. One I will boost the region's economy, prestige

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<v Speaker 1>and fame. Two, I will cut your taxes and raise

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<v Speaker 1>everyone else's. Uh let's see, I don't know it's it's pounds,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm gonna say a dollar just to simplify. Bus

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<v Speaker 1>fares will be capped at a dollar ninety nine and

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine flake ice cream as to cost more than

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine cents. That must be a thing in Britain,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise to spend more time in my district than

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<v Speaker 1>in Washington, d C into a champion in the area. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see MP's members of Parliament who resigned mid parliament

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<v Speaker 1>will be barred from the resulting by election. Okays, that's

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<v Speaker 1>a comment. I plans to build at least one affordable house.

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<v Speaker 1>Arcade arcade grabber. Games will be made fairer so players

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<v Speaker 1>actually have a chance to win.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, now that it's funny, my kids would be all

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<v Speaker 2>for that. I'm voting for that guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see, skipping ahead, there will be games. There will

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<v Speaker 1>be a windfall tax on cozy crime novels written by

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<v Speaker 1>written by celebrities. I have a feeling that's a comment

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<v Speaker 1>on something that's happened in Britain. But that's funny. Let's see.

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<v Speaker 1>Pothole will be filled using copies of the Labor Party manifesto.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see the people who drive past Clacton Station, that's

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<v Speaker 1>the town with annoyingly loud exhausts will lose their driver's licenses.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see, we will hold a referendum on whether Pluto

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<v Speaker 1>should regain its planet status. The hand dryer in the

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<v Speaker 1>gents toilet, the Great Himalays restaurant Southport will be moved

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<v Speaker 1>to a more sensible position.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. It's very it's.

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<v Speaker 1>His favorite restaurant. I guess Count Binface will represent the

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<v Speaker 1>UK at Eurovision twenty twenty seven. That's the big pop

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<v Speaker 1>music contest that Britain has. So he's declaring himself the representative.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh and and he says, I stand by my past manifestos.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what that is. Speakerphones, nationalizing adele like

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<v Speaker 1>national the oil industry. I read his argument. He was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all of her songs are practically public domain anyway, so

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<v Speaker 1>we should be getting her her royalties. Let's see there

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<v Speaker 1>it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I will lower your taxes and raise everyone else's. Yeah good.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in a snarky mood Western civilization. He could win.

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<v Speaker 1>Count Binface.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the election.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. They just held the Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know when the big election is coming up. I will

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<v Speaker 1>have to check.

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<v Speaker 2>But he made the top two.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well done't count and you know it represents the

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<v Speaker 1>tradition of royalty as well as a noble one.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder where the hand dryer is. Sometimes they're going

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<v Speaker 2>to like the right behind the door. So you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get whacked in the head.

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<v Speaker 1>Well not anymore, not if count Binface gets elected.

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<v Speaker 2>Katie, the old lady who waters the produce in the

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<v Speaker 2>grocery store.

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<v Speaker 1>She wants to blow raspberries in your son's stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I guess that's it.