Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Taylor
Speaker 1: Shared trent O. My name's Jack. That is Miles Taylor Sheridan,
Speaker 1: the architect of the YCU Yellowstone Cinematic Universe.
Speaker 2: What's he up to?
Speaker 1: He's cool? So he's like he's the one guy for
Speaker 1: whom the current writing situation has worked out incredibly well.
Speaker 1: Like he write, he writes his shows and like on
Speaker 1: his on his ranch by himself, and he's got making
Speaker 1: all the money because his shows have like weird uh,
Speaker 1: Like the story is like billionaire rancher actually the good guy,
Speaker 1: and all the greedy tribal communities want to like take
Speaker 1: away his god given right to his land.
Speaker 2: Billionaires ballin indigenous people hating.
Speaker 1: I only made it like two episodes then, so if
Speaker 1: it gets more complicated than that, sure, but he is
Speaker 1: coming out and being like, while, leave this between the
Speaker 1: guild and the and the studios. But if I have
Speaker 1: to check in with another with a room full of
Speaker 1: four writers, then I'm gonna stop making TV shows because
Speaker 1: so you want me just basically thrown the guild under
Speaker 1: the bus and basically be like, God, I do I
Speaker 1: do things on my own because I'm like a John
Speaker 1: Wayne of TV writing.
Speaker 2: Right, I like it goes quote if they tell me
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to write a check for five hundred
Speaker 2: and forty thousand dollars to four people to sit in
Speaker 2: a room that you never have to meet, then that's
Speaker 2: between the studio and the guild. But if I have
Speaker 2: to check in creatively with others for a story I've
Speaker 2: wholly built in my brain, that would probably be the
Speaker 2: end of me telling TV stories.
Speaker 1: All right, man, well we're good over here. But I
Speaker 1: do think that would make a bunch of people.
Speaker 2: You know, you could still do that and then completely
Speaker 2: ignore everybody, right, yeah, yeah, that is a thing people do.
Speaker 1: They're like, thank you for voicing your support for the
Speaker 1: powerful fucking billionaires who own these companies.
Speaker 2: Always down for the little guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he like he has used his immense success
Speaker 1: as Hollywood's only successful writer uh in the modern era
Speaker 1: to turn himself into like a rancher who like, so
Speaker 1: he we know what side his sympathy is layon. He's
Speaker 1: become like a billionaire rancher with his money writing about
Speaker 1: billionaire ranchers. The submarine story is still like I was
Speaker 1: trying to think, is this the most obsessed we've been
Speaker 1: with a story since when, like I mean accepting.
Speaker 2: The tay Cave Kids was similar.
Speaker 1: Tay Cave Kids, Yeah, feel similar. The missing Malaysian flight
Speaker 1: is similar.
Speaker 2: That's more of like a conspiracy theory, like, oh, what
Speaker 2: the fuck happened? Like this happened.
Speaker 1: That was like all anybody was talking about, like the
Speaker 1: first couple of days when they're like, it just never landed,
Speaker 1: like it never where do we think? So we're now
Speaker 1: at the part of the story where people are talking
Speaker 1: about how much we're talking about the story, and they're like,
Speaker 1: you know, I've heard theories that it's like has something
Speaker 1: to do with the fact that the ocean is eating
Speaker 1: the rich at a time when there's a part of
Speaker 1: everyone who feels like we should all be doing the same,
Speaker 1: eating a billionaire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, should we swallow them whole? Yeah.
Speaker 1: People are pointing to the fact that there are like,
Speaker 1: it's got this weird combination of funny details mixed in
Speaker 1: with tragedy, like a tragedy and so you know it
Speaker 1: contributes itself to shit posting and ed jewelrdism.
Speaker 2: Ordian behavior. There's so many write ups about like they
Speaker 2: had they asked this, like psychology professor, like, why would
Speaker 2: wealthy people go to these high risk trips. There's apparently
Speaker 2: a documentary that's being thrown together, like, oh, that's gonna
Speaker 2: be it right now, that yeah, that many We're like,
Speaker 2: this is gonna be so sloppy. We don't even know
Speaker 2: what the fuck is happening. You are already trying to
Speaker 2: capitalize on this in a form of a like a.
Speaker 1: Hasty television local news or like the broadcast news, like
Speaker 1: a documentary thrown together about a story that's happening currently
Speaker 1: just the nightly news. We used to have that, but
Speaker 1: I like that they're reinventing that. So the owner of
Speaker 1: the company just going all the way out on a
Speaker 1: limb about how like safety guidelines are too strict, and
Speaker 1: then he's on the thing. I think people are enjoying
Speaker 1: the irony in that, the fact that billionaire went to
Speaker 1: the bottom of the ocean in a window less hydrogen tank.
Speaker 2: Hey there's one window. There's one window, right.
Speaker 1: But I do think that it really goes back to
Speaker 1: just this particular genre of story where we know where
Speaker 1: the people left from, we know where they were supposed
Speaker 1: to show.
Speaker 2: But they're not there.
Speaker 1: Well, we don't know what happened in between. It's like
Speaker 1: a Schrodeger's cat, Like, Yeah, there's.
Speaker 2: Also just any morbid element though too, of being so
Speaker 2: morbidly fascinated with the idea of being like essentially buried
Speaker 2: alive under the sea, which is like super like a
Speaker 2: thing like I don't know, like when anytime I see
Speaker 2: like some even like when I'll go on the submarine
Speaker 2: ride on fucking Disneyland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, this shit is sketchy, even though.
Speaker 2: There was like a it never actually goes under the water,
Speaker 2: like you can just pop out the top if you
Speaker 2: had to. I was like, I don't know about this.
Speaker 2: So it plays on like that kind of sort of
Speaker 2: basic fear that we have too, and I think just
Speaker 2: maybe because these people are so wealthy that it also
Speaker 2: adds like another layer of sort of distance between you
Speaker 2: and the subject matter, because.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's not something that you could see anyone
Speaker 1: in your life doing. Yeah, spending two hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand dollars me.
Speaker 2: Speak yourself, Jack, I meant you were a scheduled to
Speaker 2: go on that next Yeah. Yeah, but you're right, You're like,
Speaker 2: you're too scared, And I'm like, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have been trying to tease you into doing
Speaker 1: this for a long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're gonna tease Elon to do the same.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right. We'll talk about that more on tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 1: I do think, like, so a lot of the stories
Speaker 1: that you were seeing now where they're like, oh, we
Speaker 1: were actually flying over there and heard some banging in
Speaker 1: the ocean, and like people who understand the scale of
Speaker 1: the ocean seem to all be of the same mind
Speaker 1: that like this is I think this is going to
Speaker 1: end in the same way the Malaysian flight one did,
Speaker 1: where it's just like we we don't know.
Speaker 2: I think they have a better shot of finding it
Speaker 2: because at least they know like where where they were. Really,
Speaker 2: it's not gonna be like on the other side. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know about ocean. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: Malaysian one.
Speaker 1: The thing that happened there is the pilot intentionally like
Speaker 1: took it off course and yeah, so it might be
Speaker 1: more like a doomed Everest expedition, but you know those
Speaker 1: happen all the time.
Speaker 2: And people don't go this crazy over that.
Speaker 1: So I really do think the thing that has caught
Speaker 1: people's attention is just the Schrodinger's cat of like they're
Speaker 1: down there, or they could be down there and just
Speaker 1: running out of oxygen, or maybe they're dead, or maybe
Speaker 1: they're like bobbing on the surface somewhere, because then they
Speaker 1: just like cut off coms in the ocean so big
Speaker 1: nobody's been able to find them, and like we we
Speaker 1: just don't know, And then like if they are alive,
Speaker 1: like do they know that they are the most famous
Speaker 1: people on the planet right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The wild shit is just like everything around it,
Speaker 2: like people checking for that one billionaires like step Son
Speaker 2: going to the Blink one eighty two concert and the
Speaker 2: like thirsting after OnlyFans models on Twitter like hours later,
Speaker 2: and then Cardi B like giving commentary on that and
Speaker 2: then this kid being like leave me alone. Cardi B,
Speaker 2: You're like, what the fuck this all happened in two days? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or that post Anna shared with us from Dumois, the
Speaker 2: wind Item gossip site, like on their Instagram stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone sent them a tip that was like I
Speaker 1: hear they're alive and everything's cool.
Speaker 2: A non please. Yeah, it says, hey, a noon please,
Speaker 2: But I have it on good authority that the submarine
Speaker 2: has been found and all of the crew are alive.
Speaker 2: A trust rely source who knows passengers aboard says that
Speaker 2: rescue efforts are underway. That's like, not this, I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is all fucking very strange.
Speaker 1: That's so fucked up, because you know, the people who
Speaker 1: have family members on board are looking for any fucking
Speaker 1: glimmer of hope that they can possibly find. Like that's
Speaker 1: like chasing clicks, but also you're probably catching the clicks
Speaker 1: of the people who actually like have people in that
Speaker 1: in that sub Yeah, because this is the only good
Speaker 1: news I've seen about this story is on Dimoi.
Speaker 2: So sadly, but it's sad.
Speaker 1: The step son seems to be a real piece of shep.
Speaker 1: Like the stories that are coming out. He seems like
Speaker 1: he's getting a cinnamon toast crunch, shrimp tailed a little
Speaker 1: bit here, yea and milkshake duct. But I do not,
Speaker 1: in theory condemn his ability to go to a concert
Speaker 1: to take his mind off the fact that someone in
Speaker 1: his life.
Speaker 2: Yo, if Blink one eighty two is your favorite band,
Speaker 2: apparently like it's in his handle. Yeah. Look, I don't
Speaker 2: have a billionaire fucking dad who like I don't have
Speaker 2: I don't know how y'all move, but whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think everybody should feel fine about doing
Speaker 1: what they need to get through difficult situations using music
Speaker 1: or you know.
Speaker 2: Or thirsting after the OnlyFans models that.
Speaker 1: His behavior with grossoli fail models is probably yeah, that, but.
Speaker 2: He again, post through it, post through it, man, that's right,
Speaker 2: just keep going. All right, let's take a quick break
Speaker 2: and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1: And we're back, and there's a there's an interesting piece
Speaker 1: of propaganda that came out where it's future shock. Are
Speaker 1: remote workers doomed to have claw like hands and hunched backs,
Speaker 1: and it's this computer generated creature that they've like, you know,
Speaker 1: they're like puffy eyes, swollen limbs. This is what working
Speaker 1: from home is going to make us all look like
Speaker 1: in the future, which it feels. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was specifically funded by a you know.
Speaker 2: I mean it is a real estate well, I mean
Speaker 2: it is a company that makes office furniture, so that's why,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like they're they're they're also like,
Speaker 2: hey man, we this also affects our business if motherfuckers
Speaker 2: are working from home too. So a good bit of
Speaker 2: get back to work propaganda. Yea, that absolutely. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but it's like so far off, like it's it's hard
Speaker 2: to look at them and be like, oh yeah, for sure,
Speaker 2: like I'm going to have I'm going to turn into
Speaker 2: like a bowling pin shaped human with like terrible posture.
Speaker 1: The character that they've created looks a lot like Danny
Speaker 1: DeVito as the Penguin and Batman returns.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, Oswald cobble Pot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oswald cobble Pot. I was going to say that,
Speaker 1: but I couldn't imagine that. I had that still stuck
Speaker 1: in my brain. But yeah, Oswald cobble Pot, not to
Speaker 1: be confused with Chester copper Pot, who.
Speaker 2: Is the explorer from Goonies who I'm missing? Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: But my question on this is just like for the propagandist,
Speaker 1: what do they think people are doing it work other
Speaker 1: than hunching over laptop?
Speaker 2: Like right?
Speaker 1: Do they think the work from home movement is like
Speaker 1: affecting lumberjacks? Like, I don't know, it could no, it can't.
Speaker 1: Fuck Look, I'm trying to put myself in their shoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the most low energy propaganda. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 2: it's the kind of logic you'd use to like, you know,
Speaker 2: scare a five year old into brushing their teeth. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: You like you want to see a little boy would
Speaker 2: embrest their teeth for two days? Yes, and that is
Speaker 2: not a hypothetical in my case. You get the big
Speaker 2: Book of British Smiles from the citizens, You're like, check
Speaker 2: it out. I don't know, maybe these braces, uh, but yeah,
Speaker 2: it's I don't know. It's just it's just super funny
Speaker 2: to see that because you just read constantly about the
Speaker 2: panic in the commercial real estate sector around what the
Speaker 2: fuck are we doing with all these like business buildings
Speaker 2: we're doing in downtown's dying? And well, I totally understand
Speaker 2: that affects all the other businesses around. It's like, I
Speaker 2: don't know, you could also do something revolutionary with these
Speaker 2: buildings that are just sitting there with people needing to
Speaker 2: occupy them, but hey, here we are. They'd rather just
Speaker 2: make propaganda to be like you're gonna be a worm person? Right, Okay, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Mission trend possible the other possible title for this episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the just stories coming out from the set that are
Speaker 1: all now actually for for once, this is the first
Speaker 1: time that a story from Mission Impossible set has come
Speaker 1: out that does not go with the grain of Tom
Speaker 1: Cruise being super intense and wanting to die.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in a way, Yeah, it's true. Like the first
Speaker 2: first one that caught my eye is that one of
Speaker 2: his co stars, Tom Clementief, was saying that she was
Speaker 2: there doing a fight scene in the movie and there
Speaker 2: was some action where she was getting kicked in the
Speaker 2: stomach and she says, quote, I kept telling him to
Speaker 2: just kick me here, like pointing to her stomach and saying, quote,
Speaker 2: I was squeezing my abs. I said, you can just
Speaker 2: go for it. He was like no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: I was like, but it's going to help me, but
Speaker 2: he wouldn't do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so gentlemen, also just a complete masochist and not
Speaker 1: into say it doesn't he just wants.
Speaker 2: No, no no.
Speaker 1: He's like no, no, no no, but I do it is
Speaker 1: in your rider that you have to just beat the
Speaker 1: shit out of me before we even get to set.
Speaker 2: That's kind of my thing. Drag this soldering iron across
Speaker 2: my back real quick. It's like, that's not in the script.
Speaker 2: She's like, I know, but it will help me, and
Speaker 2: you're like okay, And then the other one is about
Speaker 2: like a lot of people talk about this stunt that
Speaker 2: you see where he's like riding a fucking motorcycle off
Speaker 2: a cliff and then it's just a bike and is
Speaker 2: on a parachute, and shit, I.
Speaker 1: Mean that's the first thing they showed from the movie.
Speaker 1: That is like the like the first thing you see
Speaker 1: in the trailer to this day, Like it's.
Speaker 2: Like, because every movie has that seminal stunt.
Speaker 1: This one's got the most seminal oh yeah of what
Speaker 1: it did to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it could go so wrong. So this happened
Speaker 2: in Norway. Apparently they shot that stunt. That was the
Speaker 2: very first thing they shot when they went into production
Speaker 2: because Tom Cruise is like, we're they gonna figure it out,
Speaker 2: or it's gonna be a total fuck up and we're
Speaker 2: gonna have to do a rewrite, so let's just get
Speaker 2: around my death, yeah, or or they're like saying, like,
Speaker 2: maybe doesn't look as good and then at least we
Speaker 2: can figure out how it works. And he said, and
Speaker 2: if it goes right, now, we got to figure out
Speaker 2: how to work it into the film. So like it
Speaker 2: was kind of done is to be like we got
Speaker 2: to get this in the movie. I don't know how,
Speaker 2: but let's just get it out the way, and we
Speaker 2: got something. And apparently, like this is from this article,
Speaker 2: it says to train for it, he did five hundred
Speaker 2: sky dives and over thirteen thousand motocross jumps. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: that wasn't just for him to be like all right
Speaker 2: with it. That was just also because the director and
Speaker 2: like the DP and stuff had to figure out all
Speaker 2: the camera angles and shit like that. So this they
Speaker 2: spent a lot of fucking time. So yeah, a lot
Speaker 2: of into these missions.
Speaker 1: There was that period where he kept doing like these
Speaker 1: videos that had kind of vague reasons to exist, but
Speaker 1: I think I think they were mostly like him thanking
Speaker 1: people for going to see Top Gun, but like they
Speaker 1: couldn't catch him during a moment where he wasn't skydiving. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh yeah, yeah, okay, like that, I
Speaker 1: can see it, Like Planes is the movie that everyone
Speaker 1: went and saw. But I think based on this it
Speaker 1: was actually just incidentally, there wasn't a point during that
Speaker 1: like eight month period where he wasn't jumping out of
Speaker 1: a plane. So they're just like, hey, can we get that?
Speaker 1: Can we grab this real quick?
Speaker 2: Man? You do you think he just has like the
Speaker 2: fucking like the I guess he does. I'm sure here's
Speaker 2: the resources to be, Like, let's practice this by like
Speaker 2: you take me up in the C one thirty and
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna ride a motorcycle out the back and
Speaker 2: just try it a bunch of times and then I'll
Speaker 2: just let the bike drop and but just do it
Speaker 2: in a big ass area that we know won't hit anybody,
Speaker 2: or we'll evacuate like a ten mile area. That's so
Speaker 2: I can just do it the MI.
Speaker 1: Practice, I'm always yeah, like when you jump out of
Speaker 1: a plane or like do those stunts and like fast
Speaker 1: and furious where they drive a.
Speaker 2: Fucking car out of the back.
Speaker 1: Like the amount of work that must go into just
Speaker 1: clearing an entire like city's worth of space in the
Speaker 1: middle of the desert.
Speaker 2: Right or like it's like can't be over like a
Speaker 2: national park desert in case there's hikers. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the fuck, but hey, this is this is what
Speaker 2: we got to do to get our tom Cruise stunts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of work.
Speaker 1: And then finally, Samuel Alito is the latest Supreme Court
Speaker 1: justice to be a symptom for the billies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for the billionaires. He's like, it's not just Clarence y'all.
Speaker 2: Another pro public report just coming out saying this is
Speaker 2: just a re fference to an image of him where
Speaker 2: he was like holding a like a salmon, like as
Speaker 2: he was fishing in Alaska. Said quote. In early July
Speaker 2: two thousand and eight, Samuel Alito stood on a river
Speaker 2: bank in a remote corner of Alaska. The Supreme Court
Speaker 2: justice was on a vacation at a luxury fishing lodge
Speaker 2: that charged more than one thousand dollars a day, and
Speaker 2: after catching a king salmon nearly the size of his leg,
Speaker 2: Alito posted for a picture. To his left, a man
Speaker 2: stood beaming Paul Singer, a hedge fund billionaire who has
Speaker 2: repeatedly asked the Supreme Court to rule in his favor
Speaker 2: in high stakes business disputes. Singer was more than a
Speaker 2: fellow angler. He flew Aledo to Alaska on a private jet.
Speaker 2: If the Justice charted the plane himself, the costs would
Speaker 2: have exceeded one hundred thousand dollars one way, one way, Yeah,
Speaker 2: one way. And then they go on and talk about
Speaker 2: how this guy has contributed over eighty million dollars to
Speaker 2: Republican think tanks, and you know, obviously Leonard Lee, like
Speaker 2: the fucking Jude, like the Federal everybody, like, he's just
Speaker 2: making it rain on this group. And also he's given
Speaker 2: millions to the Manhattan Institute, which is another think tank
Speaker 2: that regularly files like amicus briefs with the Supreme Court
Speaker 2: least fifteen this term, including one asking the court to
Speaker 2: block student loan relief. Yeah, so you know, nothing.
Speaker 1: To see here, So I guess they're just they are
Speaker 1: philosopher kings calling balls and strikes, and these sick fucks
Speaker 1: at pro Public need to get off with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, fucking haters, man, he's just fish them.
Speaker 1: And anybody who's saying what was it like the tone
Speaker 1: of those like Graam whatever who spells Braham Gram like
Speaker 1: the tone of his articles, just being like, these people
Speaker 1: are so crazy who think that this is any problem whatsoever.
Speaker 1: These are just rich people unburdening themselves of their wealth
Speaker 1: by doing nice things for people they admire.
Speaker 2: Oh, ballers, can't kick it with ballers.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Yeah, okay, let's lose their mindset.
Speaker 2: There's also the only thing Alito has said about this
Speaker 2: was just saying, quote I had no obligation to recuse
Speaker 2: in any of these. Is that pro public acites? Cool?
Speaker 2: He said he's unaware of Singer's connection to the entities
Speaker 2: in the cases.
Speaker 1: Probably never came up.
Speaker 2: Even if you had, refusal would not have been required
Speaker 2: or appropriate. So fuck off.
Speaker 1: Now look at this big ass SALMONI caught. It's the
Speaker 1: size of my fucking.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah. All right, well, those are some of
Speaker 1: the things that are trending on this Wednesday afternoon. We
Speaker 1: are back tomorrow with the whole ass episode of the show.
Speaker 2: Until then, be kind to each other, be kind to.
Speaker 1: Yourselves, you get the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy,
Speaker 1: and we will talk to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye,