WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Surprise Compatibility Test

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<v Speaker 1>Second date, Up date, Brooke. Let's say you were on

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<v Speaker 1>an old dating game show where the three suitors are

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<v Speaker 1>hidden behind the mystery walls and their voices were disguised.

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<v Speaker 2>Who could they be?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think you would end up picking your husband

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<v Speaker 1>Michael out of the group or would you end up

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<v Speaker 1>being more compatible with Bucky the three tooth septic tank enthusiasts.

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<v Speaker 1>He collects them all the way back from the nineteen fifties.

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<v Speaker 1>Who you choosing?

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<v Speaker 3>Brook?

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<v Speaker 2>My husband team, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry for the time.

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<v Speaker 2>His parents spent a lot of money on those teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our listeners, Sheila, says she had a funny

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<v Speaker 1>compatibility situation happened in her life recently and thinks it

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<v Speaker 1>could be fate that brought them together. Shayla, are we

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<v Speaker 1>calling a three toothed septic tank enthusiast today?

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<v Speaker 4>It's okay, you don't have me worried.

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<v Speaker 2>He's just my backup player.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, Yeah, I have a really coincidental thing that probably

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<v Speaker 5>only happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you said it had something to do with compatibility,

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<v Speaker 1>What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so I recently went to a compatibility party at

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<v Speaker 5>this art gallery.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, wait, what's that?

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<v Speaker 3>I ever heard of it.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's really like a new wave dating where there's

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<v Speaker 5>like a big space and a lot of people. You

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<v Speaker 5>have a QR code with a dating survey.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so you like say you're what you're looking for,

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<v Speaker 4>what your likes are or for?

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<v Speaker 1>Like most surveys, you can answer I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeff has a thing against I don't know answers on surveys.

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<v Speaker 2>It really is hard.

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<v Speaker 1>You know why it's an option, but hopefully it wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>on this survey by the Interjet survey. It's like, are

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<v Speaker 1>you a robot?

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<v Speaker 2>So how do you find your matches in this party?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh? So after you do the survey, they run in

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<v Speaker 5>through like an algorithm, and so you match with someone

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<v Speaker 5>at the party that you're supposed to be most compatible with.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, because they're right.

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<v Speaker 5>There is that technical dating as you are supposed to

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<v Speaker 5>figure out what you like.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't have to say, yeah, you don't have to

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<v Speaker 4>do all the DMA and all the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And in an art gallery like it's more fancy, you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like love is going to happen for sure. So

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<v Speaker 1>who did it match you with?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? So get this, I knew the person who

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<v Speaker 5>they matched me with already. Oh yeah, it gets better.

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<v Speaker 5>So it was my ex boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh did you know he was at the party?

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<v Speaker 5>You like, we haven't even said anything, like we broke

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<v Speaker 5>up three years ago, And I was just like, are

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<v Speaker 5>you kidding me? Of course it would be me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes it's timing if you come back later.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't tell. Are you excited about this matching with

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<v Speaker 2>the X or not?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>When it started, I was shocked, okay, but sure saying

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<v Speaker 5>it was I was a perfect match. So I went

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<v Speaker 5>along with it.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your ex boyfriend's reaction?

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<v Speaker 5>He thought it was kind of funny, though we both

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<v Speaker 5>we both did.

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<v Speaker 2>Laugh about Okay, was it a bad break up?

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<v Speaker 5>I can't right, Like I really can't remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, wow, you didn't anything, or it was so horrible

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<v Speaker 1>she completely blocked it out of remember either way, remember

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<v Speaker 1>three years.

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<v Speaker 5>Of my life.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the question, do you like at this point,

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<v Speaker 1>do you like just go along with it, or do

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<v Speaker 1>you like call one of the organizers and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a mistake.

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<v Speaker 5>So we went along with it, and they had like

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<v Speaker 5>the couples played icebreaker games to get to know each other.

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<v Speaker 5>But we already like, well, everything about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know that that organizer was like I actually created.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at how these two people are so well matched.

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<v Speaker 2>They know they're even they have the same favorite color.

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<v Speaker 5>And we got more interesting as the night went along

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<v Speaker 5>because we played more social games and everyone kept saying

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<v Speaker 5>that my ex and I we had really great chemistry

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<v Speaker 5>and we really connected.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh. And they didn't even know that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys were exes.

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<v Speaker 5>No, they didn't even they didn't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>You do.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's kind of cute that you guys didn't tell

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<v Speaker 4>anybody inside joke against everybody else.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're having a good time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we had a good time. We had to do

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<v Speaker 5>group dances and everyone had to be in sync, and

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<v Speaker 5>we danced to like Tipsy the country song, and everybody

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<v Speaker 5>thought we were adorable, and so it just got to

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<v Speaker 5>the point where we eventually told the group that we

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<v Speaker 5>were actually exies, and like everybody started freaking out and laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>They're got some tea and made.

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<v Speaker 5>Me actually realize that we are a really good match.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, yes, I was worried that like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of my exes are going to hear this try and

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<v Speaker 1>get back together with.

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<v Speaker 2>Me after this Okay, wait, nobody, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't because I'm blocking them anyway, what's happened since then?

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<v Speaker 5>I've been trying to reach out, but Keith he hasn't

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<v Speaker 5>set up anything. So I've been.

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<v Speaker 1>You said his name, Keith, Keith's my ex. Okay, wait, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys didn't hook up that night. I'm sorry it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to have done it right on top of

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<v Speaker 1>one of those abstract sculptures.

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<v Speaker 5>We were at the party for so late, for so long,

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<v Speaker 5>that kind of just went our separate ways.

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<v Speaker 1>After you're an old couple, You're like, no, I'm really.

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<v Speaker 5>Tired, and I hit it. We're exes. But the algorithm

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<v Speaker 5>doesn't it can't lie. I mean this is a mathematical Well, there.

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<v Speaker 1>Might be something to that. So you want us to

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<v Speaker 1>call your ex boyfriend right now and convince him to

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<v Speaker 1>take you out on a date, Well, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's worth a shot, Like I could use

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<v Speaker 5>some help. It's science.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wonder how he could even argue against science.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody does that these days.

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<v Speaker 1>Nor we'll see what your ex boyfriend Keith has to

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<v Speaker 1>say when we do your second date update. Right after

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<v Speaker 1>this second date update, is it a good idea to

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<v Speaker 1>get back with your ex.

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<v Speaker 2>Does it matter happens?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it worked for Justin Bieber and Selena well,

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<v Speaker 1>well no, not really well with j Lo and Ben

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<v Speaker 1>Well okay, actually yeah that's kind of rocky. Okayced, that's

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<v Speaker 1>just you know, the rumor to work on this, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>find one and while that's happening, broke. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>recap this because our lessener, Sheila randomly got paired up

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<v Speaker 1>with her ex had a compatibility party.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, the algorithm told her that he was the perfect match,

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<v Speaker 4>and she saw him out and they had a great night.

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<v Speaker 2>They spent the entire night together. They danced, they played

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<v Speaker 2>silly games.

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<v Speaker 1>Even the other daters were like rooting them off totally.

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<v Speaker 2>It was super fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh, Will Smith and Jada Jada Jada Pinkett. They

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<v Speaker 1>were exes that broke up and got back together. They've

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<v Speaker 1>been together this whole time. Surprisingly, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a weird time.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, I just seems they seem pretty solid, So

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure Sheila, it's gonna work out great for you. Here.

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<v Speaker 1>When we call your I remember her breakup.

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<v Speaker 4>We asked her if it was good or bad, and

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<v Speaker 4>she was like, she's leaving room for positivity.

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<v Speaker 5>Positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do this before jelab and this is backed on science.

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<v Speaker 1>Unlike all those other relationships, this is a dating algorithm

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<v Speaker 1>that says they are meant to be together.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows dating algorithms have never been wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I got matched up with my sister. So

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Let's call this Keith Man and tell

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<v Speaker 1>him to bend to science. Thank you, Jay Date, I

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<v Speaker 1>never did wrong. Here we go. Not a lot of options.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you've got to try everything. So here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, is this Keith?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, it is.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jeff I work on a radio show

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<v Speaker 1>called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Than Keith the whole shows here, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh hello he man.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry to surprise you with this, but we're doing a

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<v Speaker 1>segment it's called a second date Update. We were asked

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<v Speaker 1>to reach out to you by somebody that you know

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<v Speaker 1>very well. Yeah, you met this person, Well, we met

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<v Speaker 1>this person recently at a compatibility party at an art

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<v Speaker 1>gallery you know your you know your.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah yeah okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay said that with a smile on your face. I

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so we did reconnect recently. What do you need

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<v Speaker 6>from me?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what we would like to get from you is

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of information on how that night went

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<v Speaker 1>from your perspective, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>Was it fun We're excited.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, you know, it was a kind of weird night,

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<v Speaker 6>but it was also funny at the same time. There

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<v Speaker 6>are a couple hundred people in there, and one of

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<v Speaker 6>the chances that I would like mate with my eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, that's why it could be a good sign,

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<v Speaker 1>you know all the people. Some call it science that brought.

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<v Speaker 2>You to Like what were you feeling when she walked

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<v Speaker 2>up to you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a surprised honestly. I mean it was you know,

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<v Speaker 6>it was good to see her.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, So I'll tell you this, Keith. We spoke

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<v Speaker 1>with Sheila and she was just as surprised as you

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<v Speaker 1>were that the connection even happened. But she felt like

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<v Speaker 1>there was gonna be another meet up afterwards and feels

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<v Speaker 1>like you're not really in that same boat.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she reading that right?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh? Yeah? Did she happen to share why we broke

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<v Speaker 6>up to begin with?

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, no, I mean I couldn't remember right what happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you guys break up?

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<v Speaker 7>I mean, so it wasn't bad, you know, like It

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<v Speaker 7>wasn't a bad relationship. We dated for like six months,

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<v Speaker 7>but when we started dating, all of my pets ran

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<v Speaker 7>away at one You.

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<v Speaker 2>Say pets like animals at once, like one height?

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<v Speaker 1>How many pets? They all?

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<v Speaker 3>Just like?

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<v Speaker 6>I have three pets. I have two cats and one dog. Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>And every time she came around, they went running for

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<v Speaker 6>the door.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, even the goldfish jumped out.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, she's That is weird.

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<v Speaker 1>They avoided her.

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<v Speaker 2>They all didn't like her.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, something like that happens once, that's twice. Okay,

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<v Speaker 7>maybe it's a coincidence, but like every time all three pets,

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<v Speaker 7>What if it's her.

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<v Speaker 1>Smell or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, do you still have the pets?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, yeah I still have them. I got them back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. But you're saying that you and Sheila had a connection.

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<v Speaker 1>You had a good time with her, but your pets

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<v Speaker 1>are just deathly afraid of her and need to get

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<v Speaker 1>out of the room every time she's near.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you said deathly afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just reading the.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, every stronger bolts on the door, and that's why

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<v Speaker 4>you broke up with her.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, you know you have to listen to your pets.

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<v Speaker 1>Pet you know your point two were, like, you see

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<v Speaker 1>one random dog and they don't like it. That's one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But when all the animals around kind.

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<v Speaker 4>Of happened, maybe maybe the animals were just jealous. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>It's not that they didn't like Sheila, It's just that

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<v Speaker 4>they loved you so much.

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<v Speaker 2>They were jealous of the new woman.

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<v Speaker 1>So they had to sprint away. But you know, we

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<v Speaker 1>could speculate all day about this, but really the only

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<v Speaker 1>person who can help us finally tie a bow on

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<v Speaker 1>this is to get Sheila on the phone talking to

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<v Speaker 1>you because I put a.

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<v Speaker 2>Collar on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the electrified shot collar, because Sheila is there wanting

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to you, Keith. Sheila.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I didn't even remember that was the reason we

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<v Speaker 5>break up. Are you seriously blaming me for the animals

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<v Speaker 5>leave it?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 7>It's no, I'm not blaming you.

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<v Speaker 5>Think that I'm next to that.

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<v Speaker 6>Really, I'm sorry, I am instincts matter. I had to

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<v Speaker 6>kind of well.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe they were running away from you because you weren't

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<v Speaker 5>feeding them properly and they were trying to leave with me.

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<v Speaker 6>The ban would leave when you came, So I don't

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<v Speaker 6>think that was it. I mean, I don't know it

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<v Speaker 6>would have been like your sin or maybe you had

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<v Speaker 6>a specific dogs with.

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<v Speaker 5>Little They had nothing to do with me. But besides that, like,

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<v Speaker 5>what about the compatibility that we had, we had it

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<v Speaker 5>was like ninety eight point five per competitive point.

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<v Speaker 2>Science says yes. Nature said no.

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<v Speaker 1>She's talking about the algorithm that brought you two together

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<v Speaker 1>at the.

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<v Speaker 5>At the party, like it said that we were we

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<v Speaker 5>were a match.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say to that, Keith, Yeah, ninety eight.

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<v Speaker 6>And a half we were good.

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<v Speaker 7>But there's another one and a half where my pets

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<v Speaker 7>were running.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but what if it's been three years, what if

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<v Speaker 4>the animals changed their mind they're a little older.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that was quick.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, wisers, are you going to choose your eight year

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<v Speaker 1>old calico over a full grown woman?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>I think most people would.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean that people would always choose their pets

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<v Speaker 4>over Okay, maybe I would.

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<v Speaker 1>Choose the human personally, But if you would choose bets

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<v Speaker 1>over for people, I don't know someone that wants to

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<v Speaker 1>meet crazy, I don't know. Maybe that's not important to Keith.

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<v Speaker 8>I had a lot of fun with you, and you know,

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<v Speaker 8>it's not like you were like mean them up pets

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<v Speaker 8>or anything like that. You're really always kind, but I

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<v Speaker 8>just have to go with what the pets are doing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's official. No, because of a vibe. Well I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I never asked officially because I would like to offer

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<v Speaker 1>to send the two of you out on another date.

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<v Speaker 1>We would pay for it.

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<v Speaker 2>How many times does this man say?

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<v Speaker 6>So many dates?

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff, I don't need to know. I'll ask all five

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<v Speaker 1>of you, Keith, Shila, your two cats, your dog, all

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<v Speaker 1>of you can get together.

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<v Speaker 2>Cubury is where you can bring your animal. Those caf

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<v Speaker 2>usually do well in those environments.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we're going to do it on a party bush,

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<v Speaker 1>nice little confined space so they can't get out over stimulation.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think, dog owner?

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<v Speaker 1>What I get rid of him in a heartbeat? For love?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you have to say?

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<v Speaker 3>I love to but it just really sounds like animal cruelty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, okay, something science can't explain, apparently, Sheila. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm perfectly fine with how it ended, and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>now remembering the feeling of relief I had when we

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<v Speaker 5>broke up.

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<v Speaker 1>And now we're gonna have to donate our gift cards

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<v Speaker 1>to the cheesecake factory to the local animal shelter. They

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<v Speaker 1>are technically allergic to everything. But you know what, well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's science deal with that.

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<v Speaker 4>It's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, we may not have found love for Sheila,

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<v Speaker 1>but I think maybe we actually found a great business

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<v Speaker 1>idea for her. What's up Sheila's pest control?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh because the animals, all the.

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<v Speaker 1>Rats immediately sprint away. Yeah, so we go to her

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<v Speaker 1>because she's that weird energy.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the opposite for her. I think she needs

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<v Speaker 2>to walk around with catnip and dog treats in a podcast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so no other man leaves her because of his animal.

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<v Speaker 2>This happens to her in public.

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<v Speaker 1>I do feel like we failed her on this call,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do hope she hears this because we have

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<v Speaker 1>some really good ideas.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, make sure to follow us on our socials at

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<v Speaker 1>Brook and Jeffrey. We have all of our second date

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<v Speaker 1>updates on YouTube and where else do we have them?

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<v Speaker 2>Any podcasts? Spotify dot com?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes, that one. They were everywhere And you can

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to us if you want to get yourself

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<v Speaker 1>onto a second date. We'll call that person who's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back