Speaker 1: Second date, Up date, Brooke. Let's say you were on
Speaker 1: an old dating game show where the three suitors are
Speaker 1: hidden behind the mystery walls and their voices were disguised.
Speaker 2: Who could they be?
Speaker 1: Do you think you would end up picking your husband
Speaker 1: Michael out of the group or would you end up
Speaker 1: being more compatible with Bucky the three tooth septic tank enthusiasts.
Speaker 1: He collects them all the way back from the nineteen fifties.
Speaker 1: Who you choosing?
Speaker 3: Brook?
Speaker 2: My husband team, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sorry for the time.
Speaker 2: His parents spent a lot of money on those teeth.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners, Sheila, says she had a funny
Speaker 1: compatibility situation happened in her life recently and thinks it
Speaker 1: could be fate that brought them together. Shayla, are we
Speaker 1: calling a three toothed septic tank enthusiast today?
Speaker 4: It's okay, you don't have me worried.
Speaker 2: He's just my backup player.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, I have a really coincidental thing that probably
Speaker 5: only happened to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, you said it had something to do with compatibility,
Speaker 1: What does that mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I recently went to a compatibility party at
Speaker 5: this art gallery.
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, what's that?
Speaker 3: I ever heard of it.
Speaker 5: So it's really like a new wave dating where there's
Speaker 5: like a big space and a lot of people. You
Speaker 5: have a QR code with a dating survey.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you like say you're what you're looking for,
Speaker 4: what your likes are or for?
Speaker 1: Like most surveys, you can answer I don't know.
Speaker 4: Jeff has a thing against I don't know answers on surveys.
Speaker 2: It really is hard.
Speaker 1: You know why it's an option, but hopefully it wasn't
Speaker 1: on this survey by the Interjet survey. It's like, are
Speaker 1: you a robot?
Speaker 2: So how do you find your matches in this party?
Speaker 5: Oh? So after you do the survey, they run in
Speaker 5: through like an algorithm, and so you match with someone
Speaker 5: at the party that you're supposed to be most compatible with.
Speaker 2: Okay, because they're right.
Speaker 5: There is that technical dating as you are supposed to
Speaker 5: figure out what you like.
Speaker 4: You don't have to say, yeah, you don't have to
Speaker 4: do all the DMA and all the stuff.
Speaker 1: And in an art gallery like it's more fancy, you
Speaker 1: feel like love is going to happen for sure. So
Speaker 1: who did it match you with?
Speaker 5: All right? So get this, I knew the person who
Speaker 5: they matched me with already. Oh yeah, it gets better.
Speaker 5: So it was my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh did you know he was at the party?
Speaker 5: You like, we haven't even said anything, like we broke
Speaker 5: up three years ago, And I was just like, are
Speaker 5: you kidding me? Of course it would be me.
Speaker 2: That's a long time.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's timing if you come back later.
Speaker 2: I can't tell. Are you excited about this matching with
Speaker 2: the X or not?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: When it started, I was shocked, okay, but sure saying
Speaker 5: it was I was a perfect match. So I went
Speaker 5: along with it.
Speaker 1: What was your ex boyfriend's reaction?
Speaker 5: He thought it was kind of funny, though we both
Speaker 5: we both did.
Speaker 2: Laugh about Okay, was it a bad break up?
Speaker 5: I can't right, Like I really can't remember.
Speaker 1: Like, wow, you didn't anything, or it was so horrible
Speaker 1: she completely blocked it out of remember either way, remember
Speaker 1: three years.
Speaker 5: Of my life.
Speaker 1: But here's the question, do you like at this point,
Speaker 1: do you like just go along with it, or do
Speaker 1: you like call one of the organizers and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: this is a mistake.
Speaker 5: So we went along with it, and they had like
Speaker 5: the couples played icebreaker games to get to know each other.
Speaker 5: But we already like, well, everything about it.
Speaker 1: Everything.
Speaker 4: Do you know that that organizer was like I actually created.
Speaker 2: Look at how these two people are so well matched.
Speaker 2: They know they're even they have the same favorite color.
Speaker 5: And we got more interesting as the night went along
Speaker 5: because we played more social games and everyone kept saying
Speaker 5: that my ex and I we had really great chemistry
Speaker 5: and we really connected.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And they didn't even know that you
Speaker 1: guys were exes.
Speaker 5: No, they didn't even they didn't even know.
Speaker 1: You do.
Speaker 4: And it's kind of cute that you guys didn't tell
Speaker 4: anybody inside joke against everybody else.
Speaker 2: So you're having a good time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a good time. We had to do
Speaker 5: group dances and everyone had to be in sync, and
Speaker 5: we danced to like Tipsy the country song, and everybody
Speaker 5: thought we were adorable, and so it just got to
Speaker 5: the point where we eventually told the group that we
Speaker 5: were actually exies, and like everybody started freaking out and laughing.
Speaker 1: They're got some tea and made.
Speaker 5: Me actually realize that we are a really good match.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yes, I was worried that like a lot
Speaker 1: of my exes are going to hear this try and
Speaker 1: get back together with.
Speaker 2: Me after this Okay, wait, nobody, I.
Speaker 1: Can't because I'm blocking them anyway, what's happened since then?
Speaker 5: I've been trying to reach out, but Keith he hasn't
Speaker 5: set up anything. So I've been.
Speaker 1: You said his name, Keith, Keith's my ex. Okay, wait, you.
Speaker 2: Guys didn't hook up that night. I'm sorry it.
Speaker 1: We're going to have done it right on top of
Speaker 1: one of those abstract sculptures.
Speaker 5: We were at the party for so late, for so long,
Speaker 5: that kind of just went our separate ways.
Speaker 1: After you're an old couple, You're like, no, I'm really.
Speaker 5: Tired, and I hit it. We're exes. But the algorithm
Speaker 5: doesn't it can't lie. I mean this is a mathematical Well, there.
Speaker 1: Might be something to that. So you want us to
Speaker 1: call your ex boyfriend right now and convince him to
Speaker 1: take you out on a date, Well, yeah.
Speaker 5: I think it's worth a shot, Like I could use
Speaker 5: some help. It's science.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how he could even argue against science.
Speaker 2: Nobody does that these days.
Speaker 1: Nor we'll see what your ex boyfriend Keith has to
Speaker 1: say when we do your second date update. Right after
Speaker 1: this second date update, is it a good idea to
Speaker 1: get back with your ex.
Speaker 2: Does it matter happens?
Speaker 1: I mean it worked for Justin Bieber and Selena well,
Speaker 1: well no, not really well with j Lo and Ben
Speaker 1: Well okay, actually yeah that's kind of rocky. Okayced, that's
Speaker 1: just you know, the rumor to work on this, I'll
Speaker 1: find one and while that's happening, broke. Why don't you
Speaker 1: recap this because our lessener, Sheila randomly got paired up
Speaker 1: with her ex had a compatibility party.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the algorithm told her that he was the perfect match,
Speaker 4: and she saw him out and they had a great night.
Speaker 2: They spent the entire night together. They danced, they played
Speaker 2: silly games.
Speaker 1: Even the other daters were like rooting them off totally.
Speaker 2: It was super fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, Will Smith and Jada Jada Jada Pinkett. They
Speaker 1: were exes that broke up and got back together. They've
Speaker 1: been together this whole time. Surprisingly, I think.
Speaker 2: There was a weird time.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I just seems they seem pretty solid, So
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm sure Sheila, it's gonna work out great for you. Here.
Speaker 1: When we call your I remember her breakup.
Speaker 4: We asked her if it was good or bad, and
Speaker 4: she was like, she's leaving room for positivity.
Speaker 5: Positive.
Speaker 1: Let's do this before jelab and this is backed on science.
Speaker 1: Unlike all those other relationships, this is a dating algorithm
Speaker 1: that says they are meant to be together.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows dating algorithms have never been wrong.
Speaker 1: That's why I got matched up with my sister. So
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's call this Keith Man and tell
Speaker 1: him to bend to science. Thank you, Jay Date, I
Speaker 1: never did wrong. Here we go. Not a lot of options.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've got to try everything. So here we go.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey, is this Keith?
Speaker 6: Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: My name is Jeff I work on a radio show
Speaker 1: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Than Keith the whole shows here, good morning.
Speaker 6: Oh hello he man.
Speaker 1: Sorry to surprise you with this, but we're doing a
Speaker 1: segment it's called a second date Update. We were asked
Speaker 1: to reach out to you by somebody that you know
Speaker 1: very well. Yeah, you met this person, Well, we met
Speaker 1: this person recently at a compatibility party at an art
Speaker 1: gallery you know your you know your.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah okay.
Speaker 2: Okay said that with a smile on your face. I
Speaker 2: like that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so we did reconnect recently. What do you need
Speaker 6: from me?
Speaker 1: Well, what we would like to get from you is
Speaker 1: a little bit of information on how that night went
Speaker 1: from your perspective, Like.
Speaker 2: Was it fun We're excited.
Speaker 6: I mean, you know, it was a kind of weird night,
Speaker 6: but it was also funny at the same time. There
Speaker 6: are a couple hundred people in there, and one of
Speaker 6: the chances that I would like mate with my eggs.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's why it could be a good sign,
Speaker 1: you know all the people. Some call it science that brought.
Speaker 2: You to Like what were you feeling when she walked
Speaker 2: up to you?
Speaker 6: I'm a surprised honestly. I mean it was you know,
Speaker 6: it was good to see her.
Speaker 1: Right now, So I'll tell you this, Keith. We spoke
Speaker 1: with Sheila and she was just as surprised as you
Speaker 1: were that the connection even happened. But she felt like
Speaker 1: there was gonna be another meet up afterwards and feels
Speaker 1: like you're not really in that same boat.
Speaker 2: Is she reading that right?
Speaker 6: Uh? Yeah? Did she happen to share why we broke
Speaker 6: up to begin with?
Speaker 2: Honestly, no, I mean I couldn't remember right what happened?
Speaker 2: Why did you guys break up?
Speaker 7: I mean, so it wasn't bad, you know, like It
Speaker 7: wasn't a bad relationship. We dated for like six months,
Speaker 7: but when we started dating, all of my pets ran
Speaker 7: away at one You.
Speaker 2: Say pets like animals at once, like one height?
Speaker 1: How many pets? They all?
Speaker 3: Just like?
Speaker 6: I have three pets. I have two cats and one dog. Okay.
Speaker 6: And every time she came around, they went running for
Speaker 6: the door.
Speaker 1: Oh, even the goldfish jumped out.
Speaker 2: Come on, she's That is weird.
Speaker 1: They avoided her.
Speaker 2: They all didn't like her.
Speaker 7: You know, something like that happens once, that's twice. Okay,
Speaker 7: maybe it's a coincidence, but like every time all three pets,
Speaker 7: What if it's her.
Speaker 1: Smell or something.
Speaker 2: Wait, do you still have the pets?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah I still have them. I got them back.
Speaker 1: Okay. But you're saying that you and Sheila had a connection.
Speaker 1: You had a good time with her, but your pets
Speaker 1: are just deathly afraid of her and need to get
Speaker 1: out of the room every time she's near.
Speaker 2: I don't think you said deathly afraid.
Speaker 1: I'm just reading the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, every stronger bolts on the door, and that's why
Speaker 4: you broke up with her.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know you have to listen to your pets.
Speaker 1: Pet you know your point two were, like, you see
Speaker 1: one random dog and they don't like it. That's one thing.
Speaker 1: But when all the animals around kind.
Speaker 4: Of happened, maybe maybe the animals were just jealous. Right,
Speaker 4: It's not that they didn't like Sheila, It's just that
Speaker 4: they loved you so much.
Speaker 2: They were jealous of the new woman.
Speaker 1: So they had to sprint away. But you know, we
Speaker 1: could speculate all day about this, but really the only
Speaker 1: person who can help us finally tie a bow on
Speaker 1: this is to get Sheila on the phone talking to
Speaker 1: you because I put a.
Speaker 2: Collar on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the electrified shot collar, because Sheila is there wanting
Speaker 1: to talk to you, Keith. Sheila.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't even remember that was the reason we
Speaker 5: break up. Are you seriously blaming me for the animals
Speaker 5: leave it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 7: It's no, I'm not blaming you.
Speaker 5: Think that I'm next to that.
Speaker 6: Really, I'm sorry, I am instincts matter. I had to
Speaker 6: kind of well.
Speaker 5: Maybe they were running away from you because you weren't
Speaker 5: feeding them properly and they were trying to leave with me.
Speaker 6: The ban would leave when you came, So I don't
Speaker 6: think that was it. I mean, I don't know it
Speaker 6: would have been like your sin or maybe you had
Speaker 6: a specific dogs with.
Speaker 5: Little They had nothing to do with me. But besides that, like,
Speaker 5: what about the compatibility that we had, we had it
Speaker 5: was like ninety eight point five per competitive point.
Speaker 2: Science says yes. Nature said no.
Speaker 1: She's talking about the algorithm that brought you two together
Speaker 1: at the.
Speaker 5: At the party, like it said that we were we
Speaker 5: were a match.
Speaker 1: What do you say to that, Keith, Yeah, ninety eight.
Speaker 6: And a half we were good.
Speaker 7: But there's another one and a half where my pets
Speaker 7: were running.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what if it's been three years, what if
Speaker 4: the animals changed their mind they're a little older.
Speaker 2: Maybe that was quick.
Speaker 1: Now, wisers, are you going to choose your eight year
Speaker 1: old calico over a full grown woman?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 2: I think most people would.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that people would always choose their pets
Speaker 4: over Okay, maybe I would.
Speaker 1: Choose the human personally, But if you would choose bets
Speaker 1: over for people, I don't know someone that wants to
Speaker 1: meet crazy, I don't know. Maybe that's not important to Keith.
Speaker 8: I had a lot of fun with you, and you know,
Speaker 8: it's not like you were like mean them up pets
Speaker 8: or anything like that. You're really always kind, but I
Speaker 8: just have to go with what the pets are doing.
Speaker 1: That's official. No, because of a vibe. Well I didn't.
Speaker 1: I never asked officially because I would like to offer
Speaker 1: to send the two of you out on another date.
Speaker 1: We would pay for it.
Speaker 2: How many times does this man say?
Speaker 6: So many dates?
Speaker 1: Jeff, I don't need to know. I'll ask all five
Speaker 1: of you, Keith, Shila, your two cats, your dog, all
Speaker 1: of you can get together.
Speaker 2: Cubury is where you can bring your animal. Those caf
Speaker 2: usually do well in those environments.
Speaker 1: No, we're going to do it on a party bush,
Speaker 1: nice little confined space so they can't get out over stimulation.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 2: What do you think, dog owner?
Speaker 1: What I get rid of him in a heartbeat? For love?
Speaker 1: What do you have to say?
Speaker 3: I love to but it just really sounds like animal cruelty.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, something science can't explain, apparently, Sheila. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm perfectly fine with how it ended, and I'm
Speaker 5: now remembering the feeling of relief I had when we
Speaker 5: broke up.
Speaker 1: And now we're gonna have to donate our gift cards
Speaker 1: to the cheesecake factory to the local animal shelter. They
Speaker 1: are technically allergic to everything. But you know what, well,
Speaker 1: let's science deal with that.
Speaker 4: It's brooking Jeffrey in the Morning's brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know what, we may not have found love for Sheila,
Speaker 1: but I think maybe we actually found a great business
Speaker 1: idea for her. What's up Sheila's pest control?
Speaker 2: Oh because the animals, all the.
Speaker 1: Rats immediately sprint away. Yeah, so we go to her
Speaker 1: because she's that weird energy.
Speaker 2: I think the opposite for her. I think she needs
Speaker 2: to walk around with catnip and dog treats in a podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so no other man leaves her because of his animal.
Speaker 2: This happens to her in public.
Speaker 1: I do feel like we failed her on this call,
Speaker 1: but I do hope she hears this because we have
Speaker 1: some really good ideas.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, make sure to follow us on our socials at
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey. We have all of our second date
Speaker 1: updates on YouTube and where else do we have them?
Speaker 2: Any podcasts? Spotify dot com?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, that one. They were everywhere And you can
Speaker 1: reach out to us if you want to get yourself
Speaker 1: onto a second date. We'll call that person who's not
Speaker 1: calling you back