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Speaker 1: Alexis is the one that edited and put this podcast

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Speaker 1: up for y'all, So if you have any complaints, it's

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Speaker 1: at No No, No, no, no No at Brook Fox Place.

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Speaker 1: I'm about at Brook and Jeffrey find us there on

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Speaker 1: Socials and let's start the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Has tipping culture gotten out of control?

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Speaker 3: We're moving there.

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Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We've done a lot of stories about how the public's

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Speaker 4: getting frustrated because everywhere they go, everywhere they look, even

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Speaker 4: when they're doing self checkout, it's like, hey, you want

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Speaker 4: to leave a twenty five percent tip for the groceries

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Speaker 4: that you just scanned yourself?

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Speaker 1: Oh yep, also put in your cart yourself also bagged yourself.

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Speaker 5: Wait did I actually even talk to anyone?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well, now there's a story making headlines that tipping cultures

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Speaker 4: worked its way into the Newark Airport in New Jersey.

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Speaker 4: It's okay, a passenger was checking in at the United

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Speaker 4: ticketing counter. No, it turns out their checked bag was

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Speaker 4: half a pound too heavy.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh oh, just zero point five pounds over the weight.

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Speaker 5: Take that code out and put it on.

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Speaker 3: Take one thing out.

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Speaker 4: Well, the agent just looked over at the person smiled

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Speaker 4: and said, Nah, don't worry, I didn't see nothing awesome.

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Speaker 3: You never hear that from Aline.

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Speaker 2: Gave him a high five.

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Speaker 4: Even so, the customer thought, oh cool, I'm getting a

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Speaker 4: nice break. But then the agent pointed down to the

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Speaker 4: counter and said, you can just leave me a little

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Speaker 4: tip for that right here.

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Speaker 2: No, the customer would.

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Speaker 4: Wondered the same thing, asked is he being for real?

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Speaker 4: And the agent said, yes, what I'm serious.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 2: Passenger threw down five bucks.

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Speaker 1: What I would not I would pay for a I

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Speaker 1: think yeah, because i'd be If not, they'd be like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: then fifty dollars.

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Speaker 4: On the way home, they said they did feel a

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Speaker 4: little weird about it.

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Speaker 5: Forced feel like they were just like blackmailed.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's how they a little scammed. So they went

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Speaker 4: and reported it to United on their.

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Speaker 2: Surprise. United has not responded.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: But in general, the story's making the rounds online and

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Speaker 4: people are saying it's totally ridiculous. If it ever happens again,

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Speaker 4: they recommend asking for a supervisor.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it because I feel like it's almost

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Speaker 1: like condescending to give someone money who's not in a tipping.

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Speaker 8: Job.

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Speaker 1: It's like hmm, you look like you need this is

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Speaker 1: any service, right?

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Speaker 4: I think we all should pull out a few dollar

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Speaker 4: bills for digital Jake as we send it to the

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Speaker 4: shot Collar.

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Speaker 2: Question of the day, you shout it out. Nope, I

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Speaker 2: do this for the love of the game only. I

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Speaker 2: want to speak to your supervisor. That's not cool, he

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Speaker 2: refuses our money on Jake on this day.

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Speaker 9: Back in nineteen eighty one, a group of four robbers

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Speaker 9: broke into the vault of a First National Bank in

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Speaker 9: Tucson and made off with three point three million dollars.

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Speaker 9: Oh my good, so much and now at the time,

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Speaker 9: it made it the largest single heist in US history.

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Speaker 9: The culprits were never identified and never caught, so obviously

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Speaker 9: they must have been pretty smart. But today we're just

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Speaker 9: gonna focus on the dumb criminals. I'm gonna read you

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Speaker 9: some news headlines about the stupidest criminals in American history,

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Speaker 9: and you have to tell me if it was real

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Speaker 9: or not. In a special low brow law Breakers edition

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Speaker 9: of twenty.

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Speaker 1: After years of doing laser stories, I feel like every

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Speaker 1: one of these is gonna be real.

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Speaker 9: Jaded here, you know what, Just for you guys, all

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Speaker 9: of these potential crimes happened in Florida. We're gonna start

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Speaker 9: with the woman who turned her prison jumpsuit into a

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Speaker 9: crop top. Alexis, Alexis, your headline is Florida man steals

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Speaker 9: hundreds of bees because he thought they.

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Speaker 2: Were lonely and abandoned. Is that a real headline or

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Speaker 2: made up Florida hero more.

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Speaker 1: It's like Brooks said everything, like I believe all of it.

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Speaker 5: Can't you picture the guy like trying to pet them?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And I could see it, like thinking if he just

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Speaker 1: wears enough like long sleeves, it works, you know, to

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Speaker 5: And like, I think it's true.

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Speaker 2: Jake Lexis thinks that's real. That is, it's a real headline.

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Speaker 9: And if they don't have an owner, they're freebies.

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Speaker 2: Alright, brook it's your turn.

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Speaker 9: God, Yeah, your headline Florida man leaves apology note return

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Speaker 9: stolen goods after realizing they're not the latest iPhone?

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Speaker 2: Is that a real headline or made up?

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Speaker 10: God?

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Speaker 1: That would be a disappointment, like they'd steal mine and

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Speaker 1: then they take the back off and be like, wait

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Speaker 1: a minute, it's all cracked.

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 9: Brook says, that's a real headline. That is it's a

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Speaker 9: made up head line.

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Speaker 5: You wouldn't believe an apology done.

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Speaker 9: One for two, We're going over to Jose Now, Jose

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Speaker 9: your headline, Florida man demands cash, gets confused by self checkout,

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Speaker 9: accidentally pays for stolen items.

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Speaker 2: Is that a real headline?

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Speaker 7: Could I make that up?

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Speaker 3: Just gets finessed into paying.

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Speaker 2: It's hilarious.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand how it even work, but it's Florida.

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Speaker 11: I'm gonna say it's not true.

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Speaker 2: Jose said, that's made up.

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Speaker 9: That is.

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Speaker 2: Good eye.

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Speaker 3: I almost said though.

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Speaker 9: Went over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey, your headline, Florida man arrested

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Speaker 9: for calling nine to one one after his kitten was

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Speaker 9: denied entry into a strip club. Is that a real headline?

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Speaker 9: Didn't you make that up?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I don't want to see any naked ladies. It's my cat.

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Speaker 1: Everyone in that club would be so excited, would be

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Speaker 1: so heavy.

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Speaker 4: I think for sure a Florida guy was upset that

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Speaker 2: That's a real story. Jeff says, that's real. That is

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Speaker 2: y Yeah, real headline.

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Speaker 9: All right, we're on around number two. Alexis seventy six

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Speaker 9: year old Florida woman was kicked out of KFC and

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Speaker 9: arrested for breastfeeding her forty two year old son in public.

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Speaker 10: Two.

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Speaker 2: Is that a real headline or did we make that up?

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Speaker 5: This is going to be broke? Who doesn't let her

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Speaker 5: kids be.

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Speaker 13: In the.

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Speaker 2: Right now? Alexis said, that's real. That is that's a

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Speaker 2: real headline.

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Speaker 14: Looking forward to this, alright, not breasted.

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Speaker 9: Your headline here? Florida man gets pulled over, police find

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Speaker 9: thirty eyeballs stuffed.

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Speaker 2: Up his butt.

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Speaker 9: Whoa Is that a real headline or fake?

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Speaker 3: That is not a real headline?

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Speaker 5: Che No, there's a lot of glass eyeballs out there.

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Speaker 4: Or are they realballs or googlyday night?

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Speaker 5: Maybe he just wanted to see what's up there, take

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Speaker 3: Let's just say it's real.

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Speaker 2: Colonsky's have gone too far. Jose says, that's real. It is,

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Speaker 2: it's a real head I refuse to elaborate more. Run

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Speaker 2: at Jeffrey, details than.

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Speaker 9: That, Jeffrey, here's your headline. Florida man's getaway foiled by

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Speaker 9: GPS accidentally navigates straight to the police station.

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Speaker 2: Is that a real headliner?

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Speaker 3: Made up?

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Speaker 1: I feel like that we've reported on this in Laser stories.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, Well, only because it's Florida. I'm saying it's real.

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Speaker 2: Jeffrey said, that's real. That is that's made up, which

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Speaker 2: means we go to sudden death.

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Speaker 9: Alexis, Alexi, you get this right, you win, you get

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Speaker 9: it wrong, Jose wins. Here's your headline, Florida man steals

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Speaker 9: gumball machine gets caught trying to sell gumballs on Facebook.

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Speaker 2: A real headline. When we make that up a piece,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I feel like going on Facebook too much effort for

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Speaker 5: a Florida man.

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Speaker 10: I feel like he'd go outside like a kid's school

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Speaker 10: and try to sell them there, you know, more like that.

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Speaker 5: So I'm going to say it's not true.

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Speaker 2: Jay Alexa says, that's made up.

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Speaker 5: That is.

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Speaker 2: A real headline.

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Speaker 9: Jose, you've won Today's up plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 5: I'm more concerned about the people who bought the gumballs.

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Speaker 9: If you're not getting your gumballs from Facebook marketplace, you're missing.

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Speaker 4: Well, Jose, you get to choose who gets shocked. They're

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Speaker 4: going to be singing no scrubs by TLC. So who's

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Speaker 3: Well, it's because it's her favorite. I gotta choose broke.

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Speaker 5: Okay, No, I don't want no scrub.

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Speaker 1: Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

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Speaker 2: That's your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 13: Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, broaken news.

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Speaker 4: This just in the airlines have figured out a way

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Speaker 4: to screw us over again.

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Speaker 2: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Feels so good.

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Speaker 4: And a recent article is making waves because airline experts

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Speaker 4: are saying reclining seats are in the process of being

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Speaker 4: phased out for good.

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Speaker 3: Oh I'm flying.

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Speaker 1: Has this been a whole conspiracy theory where people weren't

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Speaker 1: actually upset at people reclimbing the seats and the airlines

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Speaker 1: made it think that everybody was upset, so we would

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Speaker 1: just stop doing it and they could slowly phase it

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Speaker 1: out without us knowing.

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Speaker 2: I don't I can't follow what you were saying.

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Speaker 5: Did you hear me? Are you with me?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Everyone thinks leading your seatback one inch is awful.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, don't worry about this is only happening in

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Speaker 4: economy class, so your first class seats are still good.

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Speaker 2: That's a fly ja.

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Speaker 4: There's multiple reasons for them doing this, though, but the

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Speaker 4: main one is seats that don't recline back are lighter,

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Speaker 4: and that keeps the fuel costs down.

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Speaker 14: They don't have to.

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Speaker 1: Have the screws in the How could they change that

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Speaker 1: much that it would make.

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Speaker 2: A big They could like three D print the seats.

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Speaker 5: Now, Oh, I got an idea. Why don't you just

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Speaker 5: make the leg room wider and leave out a row.

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Speaker 5: I don't know that's gonna make you lighter.

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Speaker 14: Hey, why don't we do like what they do in

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Speaker 14: India and other countries.

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Speaker 15: We just put rugs on the ground and we all

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Speaker 15: just chriscross applesauce on the plane.

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Speaker 2: Why does everybody get their own private jet? I guess

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Speaker 2: that you fly yourself. There we go.

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Speaker 4: So the movement's already started, and budget airlines have figured

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Speaker 4: out how to spin this, calling it quote pre reclined seats.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you don't need to lean it back.

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Speaker 2: They're already laid back.

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Speaker 11: I saw a prototype of a seat that you don't

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Speaker 4: of Canada. Twenty year old guy named Darren Stuart Jones

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Speaker 5: That's cool.

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Speaker 4: He was telling him he'd won a forty thousand dollars

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Speaker 4: That was the grand prize in a contest that they've

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they both won, both give it away.

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Speaker 4: Someone even started a Facebook page called the Tim Hortons

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Speaker 4: Twenty one year old's Claire Schmidt has been searching for

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but she listed every club she's ever been.

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Speaker 5: Put photos on it either. Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I was Miley Cyrus. I would be offended that no

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Speaker 4: It's actually pretty hilarious anyway. Claire says she knows how

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Speaker 3: People like me that Jimmy tabs open.

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Speaker 4: Claire says she almost cried when she realized it, because

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta say the photo we're looking at her

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Speaker 1: It also says something about fifth grade in her resume here,

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Speaker 2: The science convention in fifth grade is still a pretty

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Speaker 4: She says, She's not even a big Miley fan. Nobody

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Speaker 4: believes that. This next lazer stories out of Food News.

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Speaker 4: Just when I thought we were finally done with our

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Speaker 4: Barbie obsession, Hines goes and introduces the world to a

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Speaker 4: new mashup with Mattel called barbieq Sauce, as in Barbie's

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Speaker 4: Barbieque Sauce. And yes, it is very, very pink. It's

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Speaker 5: That's why I'm that is oh good, you guys, Oh

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Speaker 1: The Campfire Sauce at Red Robin is one of my favorites,

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Speaker 1: and it's basically just barbecue and mayo mixed together, and the.

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Speaker 4: Pink from it comes from beetroot extract. They describe it

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Speaker 4: as the smoky condiment of the season that would be

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Speaker 11: Okay once they said smoky, Now I'm like, okay, that

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Speaker 11: sounds amazing.

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Speaker 2: It's only available in the UK right now.

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Speaker 4: But after the crazy reception it got online, there is

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Speaker 1: I want to go cute like it even has Barbie's

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Speaker 1: little like mattel Head.

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Speaker 5: It's so cute.

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Speaker 4: Well, if you like that, that's not all. There's rumors

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Speaker 4: that hinds tomato. Kenchup was gonna flower shortly after.

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Speaker 5: Keep your eyes not just kenchub.

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Speaker 4: This next laser stories out of cellular studies. Let's be honest,

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Speaker 4: most of us have browsed our phones while sitting on

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Speaker 4: the toilet, Brooks, How you do.

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Speaker 5: It the toilet there, Vegas, can't you tell?

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Speaker 2: It's hard to tell the difference between.

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Speaker 4: For some people it's a rare thing, but for a

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Speaker 2: Although this does seem a little surprising, A poll.

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Speaker 4: Asks people if they use their phone while peeing at

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Speaker 4: a urinal and thirty percent say they have. How I

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Speaker 4: have even crazier if only fifty percent of those were guys.

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Speaker 3: Wait wait, Jeff, that's a weird.

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Speaker 5: So that was me again? Again, It's amazing when you

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Speaker 4: Say, in some cases, it's a regular thing. And here's

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Speaker 1: Is that just so that you don't look at the

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Speaker 4: We all put our arms around each other to bathroom,

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Speaker 4: it's not weird. Seventy percent say they never take out

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Speaker 1: If you're those are the people that drop their pants.

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Speaker 2: They need both hands.

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Speaker 4: The crazy thing about that is peeing usually takes less

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Speaker 4: holding your phone requires a hand to do it, which

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Speaker 4: isn't something most men have totally free during that time. Luckily,

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Speaker 4: this guy has four hands, and he's holding a little

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Speaker 4: will not miss another phone call from a Chinese shoemaker

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Speaker 4: ever again.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, yes, be on call.

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Speaker 4: That's now means laser stories has come to an end

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Speaker 4: for the day. We'll do it again at the same

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Speaker 4: time on Wednesday.

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Speaker 13: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: There's certain inventions that come along and immediately.

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Speaker 4: Change the world forever, like automobiles, the first generation iPhone Wow,

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Speaker 4: the second generation iPhone Away.

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Speaker 5: I'm just going to name.

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Speaker 4: All the generations, like iPhones, and of course, my personal favorite,

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Speaker 5: What makes a huge difference They all meddle like.

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Speaker 2: I'll show you.

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Speaker 4: Ultimately, our show may have given the world its greatest

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Speaker 4: invention ever, what the loser line. Thanks to us, singles

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Speaker 4: now have a way to politely reject the weirdos while

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Speaker 2: That they leave.

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Speaker 4: A brand new batch of messages is coming up when

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Speaker 7: Is this the right number?

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Speaker 13: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 2: Goodby, Just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 4: Let's say a guy approaches you while you're out at

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Speaker 16: Hi, there has anyone ever told you that your eyes

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Speaker 16: are as bl and calm as the sea where many

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Speaker 5: Sooner.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you do, do not whip out your phone and

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Speaker 3: Sure maybe you should.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Instead tell him you love the sea and maybe you.

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Speaker 2: Two can go voting. Sometimes that's a great idea. That's

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Speaker 4: So hopefully that harmless armless man leaves an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 2: Voicemails like this one next me.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Sarah, thanks again for being so kind. I did

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Speaker 8: not mean to dump all over you with like my

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Speaker 8: I needed a place to events anyways, The least I

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Speaker 8: and pick out the things. Maybe grab atrink after if

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Speaker 14: I would have wanted it this way, guys.

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Speaker 4: a burial site before, but maybe this is the new

454
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Speaker 4: things step Yeah, pens and paper clips and binder clips

455
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Speaker 4: from a dead.

456
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Speaker 2: Person's work space.

457
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Speaker 1: Like to know how he went from crying his eyes

458
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Speaker 1: out one night to.

459
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Speaker 5: Be completely fine with it all very quickly invented and

460
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Speaker 5: now he got that's.

461
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Speaker 13: All you can do.

462
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Speaker 4: I call on Brooks desk, by the way, get that's

463
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Speaker 4: not smelling.

464
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Speaker 13: Uh hey, Wendy.

465
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Speaker 17: So look, I'm just going to come right out and

466
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Speaker 17: say it. Normally I don't believe in love it at

467
00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,399
Speaker 17: first sight, but when I saw you, it's silly, but

468
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,399
Speaker 17: I thought when I get sick someday and not like

469
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 17: regular sick, like sick sick, I could see you being

470
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Speaker 17: like the best nurse ever. There's so many yellow cups

471
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Speaker 17: and meals uh you know, delivered the me room with

472
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Speaker 17: a smile and press socks on my feet every couple

473
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Speaker 17: of hours. You just have that caring quality that that

474
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Speaker 17: basically it's like you make me feel like no one's

475
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,520
Speaker 17: more important than anyone else, Like you just take really

476
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:45,120
Speaker 17: good care of people, especially with people you love.

477
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Speaker 7: And I'm a planner.

478
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Speaker 17: And I already ain't a lot of crappy food, So

479
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 17: I feel like I'm probably gonna get sick real soon,

480
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,639
Speaker 17: so call me.

481
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Speaker 1: I don't understand that is a nurse fantasy, that is

482
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Speaker 1: Is it like other men?

483
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's kind of sweet. I could see

484
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 2: you changing my bedpan one day.

485
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:07,400
Speaker 18: Yeah.

486
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Speaker 3: When I die, I want to be looking right in

487
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 3: your eyes.

488
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 1: I might tell you after like thirty years of that dude,

489
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: she's gonna be hitting him over the head with a

490
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Speaker 1: bed pair.

491
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Speaker 4: Speaking of taking care of one another, I'm going to

492
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:23,040
Speaker 4: take care of our listeners right now. Jack, head on

493
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:26,000
Speaker 4: over to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok page. Follow us

494
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 4: and let the hilarious content heal your body and your

495
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 4: mind from whatever is going on in your life. In fact,

496
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 4: it tingles tell your doctor that Brookes said, I don't

497
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 4: have to take your fancy, overpriced medicines anymore. This TikTok

498
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 4: page is doing wonders for my failing kidneys. Yeah, reason,

499
00:23:44,520 --> 00:23:46,400
Speaker 4: screw you Western medicine.

500
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Speaker 2: Back to the voicemails.

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Speaker 19: Next message, Hey John, Sorry it's kid again. I've just

502
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 19: been trying to confirm that you are still available to

503
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Speaker 19: help me tomorrow to prepare for the full bottomy and

504
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 19: exam that we talked about. I have been practicing drawing

505
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 19: blood on my roommate since we last spoke, and I

506
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:10,120
Speaker 19: want to tell you that I'm having a much better

507
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 19: time when I try to hit the actual vein instead

508
00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 19: of having to like repeatedly stab the area. I do

509
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 19: want to apologize to you, because, like I do feel

510
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 19: really bad that we tried in the bar.

511
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Speaker 2: I thought that was a little I mean, that was awesome.

512
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Speaker 19: That you were willing to try because I had the

513
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Speaker 19: needle on me and everything.

514
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: But I did miss your vein.

515
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Speaker 19: I think it was like six times I promised that

516
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Speaker 19: will not happen again. I honestly think so that maybe

517
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:43,960
Speaker 19: I shouldn't do it when I'm that drunk, Like maybe

518
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:47,679
Speaker 19: one shot at tequila instead of like three before we

519
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 19: do it will be better.

520
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Speaker 5: But anyway, if you want to come.

521
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Speaker 19: Over anytime today or tomorrow, let me know, give me

522
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Speaker 19: a callback.

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Speaker 4: No, why do I feel like it was definitely more

524
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 4: than three shots of tequila? If they're drawing each other's

525
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 4: blood in the middle of a bar, yeah, more.

526
00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:06,480
Speaker 5: Than six minutes. I don't think it was each other's.

527
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 5: I think it was just her.

528
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 11: Yeah, I hope they told people. So, you guys, are

529
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:12,679
Speaker 11: people just shooting up in the corner.

530
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Speaker 1: I actually appreciate that she's practicing, because I swear that

531
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Speaker 1: I have had people draw my blood that have never

532
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: done it before.

533
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 5: Like literally, you can see the vein. How are you

534
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 5: missing it?

535
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 7: Next message?

536
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Speaker 20: Hey, uh my mom's in the other room. So I

537
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 20: have to keep this kind of quiet, but I still

538
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 20: wanted to get your feedback on my movie review channel

539
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 20: that I'm doing on YouTube. So hold, I need to

540
00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 20: start the music.

541
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Speaker 18: There we go.

542
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 12: If god Zilla versus Kong, Kong walks in going all o,

543
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Speaker 12: then God the other comes in going on.

544
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 2: And it's pretty cool.

545
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 20: But there's a surprise at the end.

546
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Speaker 8: I'll give you.

547
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,439
Speaker 7: One in.

548
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:25,440
Speaker 18: So overall, I give it three and a half goldfish crackers.

549
00:26:26,119 --> 00:26:26,520
Speaker 1: So how.

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Speaker 5: Oh God, I'm ready to subscribe.

551
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:33,800
Speaker 4: Talk about spoilers, though, now I know exactly how the

552
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,400
Speaker 4: movie ends with a sad dolphin.

553
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,840
Speaker 2: Oh I thought Kong got God's Willa pregnant.

554
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I got to see this film.

555
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,719
Speaker 4: Makes you listen to Loser one regularly, by the way,

556
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 4: at this time every single week, and make sure you

557
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 4: subscribe to the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. It's not nearly

558
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 4: as good as that movie review, so, but it's pretty good.

559
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 2: Now we're going to do a phone app.

560
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 13: Right after this freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

561
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 4: Today we call a guy who just got a new

562
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 4: job work in the front desk, got a hotel. His

563
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 4: first day is next week, and he told his girlfriend

564
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:10,399
Speaker 4: he really wants to make a good impression absolutely so

565
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 4: what better way to do that than by putting him

566
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 4: in an uncomfortable role play training.

567
00:27:14,880 --> 00:27:16,640
Speaker 2: Session over the phone.

568
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 4: And then I don't know how this happens, but somehow

569
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 4: it gets weird, not like our show, but it happens

570
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 4: in your phone tap right now?

571
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 2: Oh well, hello, there was this Jason.

572
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 18: Yes, who's calling?

573
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 4: Hi Jason, I'm calling from the Shton Hotel. My name's

574
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Speaker 4: Terry Terry ok.

575
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 2: Oh hello, hello, Apparently you were just hired to be

576
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,160
Speaker 2: our new front desk person.

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Speaker 18: Yay for you, Yes, thank you. I'm excited.

578
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 4: I know that you're starting your first day with us

579
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Speaker 4: next week. So I'm gonna be the one training you.

580
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 4: Lucky dog you.

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Speaker 18: Yes, lucky me.

582
00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 2: Lucky me too.

583
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 18: Okay, yes, I can't wait. I'm ready.

584
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 2: I bet you can't wait.

585
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 4: So AnyWho, when you get here, you know you're gonna

586
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 4: have to hit the ground running. And just to make

587
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,640
Speaker 4: sure that you're fully prepared and extra positive with the guests,

588
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 4: we should do a little role play.

589
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,880
Speaker 2: You mean, do it now on the phone, No time

590
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 2: like the present.

591
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,160
Speaker 18: Okay, yeah, I thought I was starting my training when

592
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Speaker 18: I get to the first day.

593
00:28:36,520 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 2: But let's just pretend that I'm a hotel guest. Okay,

594
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: I'm walking past.

595
00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 4: The desk and you're walking towards me. We make eye

596
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Speaker 4: contact and.

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00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 18: Go, oh, hello there, Hi, welcome to the hotel. How

598
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 18: can I help you?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

600
00:28:56,080 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 4: I like that?

601
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 2: But can you go even bigger, even happier with it?

602
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, okay, you know we need.

603
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:06,080
Speaker 4: To make our guests feel like we're spreading positivity during

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Speaker 4: their stay.

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00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 2: Of course, and go.

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Speaker 18: Good morning, sir, how's your day?

607
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: Louder? Make it louder, Jason?

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00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 18: Okay, Hi there, sir, good morning. How can I help you?

609
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 2: I love it? Keep going with it?

610
00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 18: Oh okay, yes, how may I help you today?

611
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, why are you so darned happy there?

612
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 18: I don't know how would I respond to something like that.

613
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 4: Well, you gotta be ready for it. You got to

614
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 4: stay on your toes. You mean a lot of grumps

615
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 4: at the hotel. We just get mad over everything, right right?

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00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 18: Okay, you know, so.

617
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: Let's try it again. Why are you so darn happy? Oh?

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Speaker 18: It's just a positive day today, sir?

619
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:54,880
Speaker 13: Oh?

620
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Speaker 18: Really?

621
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Speaker 1: Is it?

622
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Speaker 21: Because I just found out my wife cheated on me

623
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Speaker 21: twenty minutes ago?

624
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Speaker 4: Oh my god, don't remember. Turn it into a positive

625
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 4: and go.

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00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,600
Speaker 18: Yes, sir. Well, you know we have lots of guests

627
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 18: at the bar, and maybe that means it's a new

628
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 18: day for you today and a complimentary drink on the house.

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Speaker 2: Hey are you propositioning me? Fella?

630
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Speaker 18: What?

631
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: Because I am interested? Spin it? Go ahead and spin

632
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 2: it into a positive and go.

633
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Speaker 18: Yes, yeah, okay, Terry, Yes, thank you, sir. I'm flattered.

634
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 18: But I do have a girlfriend.

635
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Speaker 21: Are you rejecting me? Because if you are, I'm going

636
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 21: to give this hotel a bad review online?

637
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 18: No, no, sir, we don't reject anyone here at the hotel.

638
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 2: Good now, kiss me on the mouth.

639
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 4: Wait, a minute fool around with my belt buckle there, sailor.

640
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,080
Speaker 18: Okay, here, I mean it's a little far. No guest

641
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 18: is going to do that.

642
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 4: Oh are you kidding me? I had four guests do

643
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 4: that to me just last month. I felt like the

644
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:13,719
Speaker 4: bell of the ball. You gotta make him feel happy.

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00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 4: No matter what. That's your job, Jason.

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00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 18: You're saying that's actually part of my job.

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00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 7: I'm not.

648
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 18: I don't know if I'll be at work there.

649
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 4: Oh but Jason, your girlfriend Julie was so excited to

650
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 4: have you start working at the hotel. She's going to

651
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 4: be so disappointed.

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00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 18: How do you know that?

653
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 4: Because she's only one of my best customers and the

654
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 4: person who set you up for this prank phone call?

655
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Speaker 18: Weird god, Oh my god, who is this?

656
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 4: Because my real name is jeff from the radio show

657
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

658
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 2: We're doing a prank.

659
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 18: Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me. I'm sweating

660
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 18: over here.

661
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 7: Oh my god.

662
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 2: He's your girlfriend Julie's.

663
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Speaker 18: Idea this was here.

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Speaker 4: Well, she wanted to wish you good luck because she's

665
00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:05,280
Speaker 4: super excited about you starting your new job.

666
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 18: Almost had a heart attack.

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00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 7: It was gonna be a good work.

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00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 2: That's a great idea.

669
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 4: If a guest has a heart attack in the lobby,

670
00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 4: what do you say spinning into a positive and go have.

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00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 18: Fun with that at the hotel.

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00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 5: The week of.

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00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 13: Every morning was weekday mornings on the twenties frooking Jeffrey

674
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Speaker 13: in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Most times, if you heard there was an accident at

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Speaker 4: the airport, that would be a bad thing. Yeah, especially

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Speaker 4: if you're traveling with young children who aren't fully potty trained.

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00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 5: What the heck are you just like an accident in

679
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Speaker 5: their pants?

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00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: Accidents forms Brooks.

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Speaker 4: Okay, But today it was a different story because a

682
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Speaker 4: weird little mix up at the airport turned out to

683
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 4: be a golden opportunity for love. So you're gonna hear

684
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 4: about one of our listeners and his lucky airport accident

685
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 4: when we do your brand new Second Date update.

686
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:02,960
Speaker 5: Why do I just keep picturing it happening in this

687
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:03,720
Speaker 5: pim It's.

688
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:07,640
Speaker 2: Not that here next Second Date Updated.

689
00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 4: This is a show first for us, and I don't

690
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:12,240
Speaker 4: know if it's a good thing.

691
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 2: Oh, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

692
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 5: We like not good things, so tell us, jeff.

693
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 4: Well, just a couple months ago we did an update

694
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,560
Speaker 4: update with a guy named Daniel, who told us that

695
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 4: he was still together with the girl from his original

696
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 4: second date call, even though he did catch her making

697
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:32,720
Speaker 4: out with another woman at a bar. Remember, she claimed

698
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 4: it wasn't cheating because it's.

699
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:35,880
Speaker 2: A girl on a girl thing.

700
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, he wasn't so sure, but they decided to stick

701
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 4: it out. Well that didn't last very long, okay, because

702
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 4: now he's back out on the open market needing our

703
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 4: help once again.

704
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:48,080
Speaker 1: Let me guess she's in a relationship with a woman

705
00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 1: that she made out with.

706
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 4: Who knows, but Daniel, I am so sorry to welcome

707
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 4: you back to the show. I was hoping we would

708
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 4: never hear from you again, honestly.

709
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a dubious honor.

710
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 4: Guys, what happened with the last woman that you were with?

711
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 7: So good news, bad news. Good news, she's not with

712
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:10,960
Speaker 7: the girls she made out with. Bad news is I

713
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 7: saw her at a bar making out with two other guys.

714
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 5: Oh, but it's not cheating when there's two of them.

715
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:21,520
Speaker 2: You can't fall in love with bolls.

716
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that was finally the straw that broke it.

717
00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah. If it wasn't, that would say more

718
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 7: about me. So, yeah, no, it's not how I roll.

719
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:39,400
Speaker 7: But we're skill friends. She's very cool, she's very fun.

720
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 2: Well clearly yeah, it doesn't know how to respond.

721
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 5: I mean impressive that you can still be friends with her.

722
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 5: Good for you. That's a mature thing to do.

723
00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 3: Cool.

724
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 4: It sounds like you've moved on to somebody else. Who

725
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 4: is the new person I have?

726
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 7: So? Uh this new person I met in kind of

727
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,200
Speaker 7: a strange way. I was getting off a plane at

728
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,040
Speaker 7: the airport and I pulled up Uber and wasn't really

729
00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 7: looking at what I was doing, and instead of ordering

730
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 7: a regular Uber, I ordered an Uber pool.

731
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 5: Oh oh my.

732
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 3: God, I've gone by accident. Sometimes it suggests the cheapest

733
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 3: thing to you.

734
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 7: Oh.

735
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 2: I would have canceled that, like immediately.

736
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 3: Yeah.

737
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 1: Oh chef is like, oh my god, conversations with another

738
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 1: person I don't know.

739
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 2: Yes, pay the fifty dollars walk home instead.

740
00:35:27,719 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what are the chances you get a

741
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: hot girl in your Yeah?

742
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:32,839
Speaker 2: Was she hot?

743
00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 7: Well she was? Because I was going to cancel it,

744
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,480
Speaker 7: but then it said Harper is on the way, and

745
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:40,720
Speaker 7: you know, there's a tiny little bubble. But I was like, well,

746
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 7: let's roll the dice on life and see what happened.

747
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 7: It was great, she was nice. It wasn't too awkward

748
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 7: at the beginning.

749
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,560
Speaker 1: Did she accidentally also do the uberpool and was confused

750
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 1: when you got in?

751
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, she meant to do it, so, you know, brugality,

752
00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 7: I respect it.

753
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 4: Anywhere else outside of the airport, you're not getting a

754
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,920
Speaker 4: good looking person and sharing that car with you.

755
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 2: You really got lucky.

756
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, airports are long drive.

757
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, So I mean I gave you guys

758
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,760
Speaker 1: to connect and get to know each other then, right, yeah.

759
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 7: And actually, like the second she got in the car,

760
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 7: I was like, I know you from somewhere?

761
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:16,440
Speaker 5: What?

762
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 7: And she kind of laughed. I was like, no, no, no,

763
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 7: I didn't request the super knowing I would see you.

764
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,319
Speaker 7: But I also couldn't figure out where I knew her from.

765
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 5: Did she recognize you?

766
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 7: No, she definitely does not know me.

767
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,520
Speaker 2: But I was wait, was that a line or did

768
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: you really think you recognized her?

769
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 16: No?

770
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:40,240
Speaker 7: I really did, And I kept saying, this isn't a pickup,

771
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 7: but I feel like I know you from somewhere, And

772
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,239
Speaker 7: I kept listing off the places where I thought I

773
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 7: could know her.

774
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 2: You know, Okay, hold.

775
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,080
Speaker 3: On this is important.

776
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 11: Where did you say you may have known her, because

777
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 11: I'm hoping you were like, oh, it's fashion magazine or

778
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 11: like something complimentary.

779
00:36:58,160 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 5: A grocery store.

780
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,560
Speaker 3: Oh no, you a compliment her, be like, oh I've

781
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 3: seen you on a billboard.

782
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure you work at the Dollar Tree.

783
00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

784
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,239
Speaker 7: I just listened off a couple of parties that I

785
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 7: had been at, like maybe she was a friend of

786
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 7: a friend, okay for a couple of names.

787
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,680
Speaker 2: Did you happen to make out with a girl at

788
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 2: a bar one time?

789
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I didn't even think about.

790
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,880
Speaker 1: That, Jeffrey, not your girlfriend made that way.

791
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,799
Speaker 7: I would definitely remember that girl.

792
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,680
Speaker 18: But no, it wasn't.

793
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 14: Now I know what you look for me.

794
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, how did you know her?

795
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 7: I never figured it out, and I was going deep.

796
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:37,160
Speaker 7: I was going like, maybe it was summer camp like

797
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 7: when I was a kid. Nothing.

798
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you'll spend twenty five minutes listing off places.

799
00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 7: Not twenty five, but yeah, that's sure twenty Yeah.

800
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 4: Did you actually go out with her on a real

801
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 4: date or was the uber ride the entire experience?

802
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 7: No, so used the thing. I wound up finding a

803
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,799
Speaker 7: lot about her just because she would tell me what

804
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 7: she actually did when I would ask, you know, guess

805
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 7: a wrong one. And then when they were about to

806
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 7: drop me off, I was like, I've got to figure

807
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 7: this out. Is there like a bar we can go to?

808
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 7: And she said, yeah, there's actually a bar around the corner.

809
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 5: And she wasn't tired. I know, I was you, Alexis,

810
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 5: I would have been exhausted from all the questions.

811
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 7: We were actually like laughing about it and it was

812
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 7: really fun.

813
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 1: It was really like, really, I wonder if she knew,

814
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 1: because you feel like it'd be fun if you know

815
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: the answer and the other person does.

816
00:38:30,160 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 4: Or maybe she didn't want to admit that she knew somewhere,

817
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 4: and maybe that's why she's not calling you back.

818
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: After all of this.

819
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 5: Then they went to a bar together.

820
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, we did, and we had a great time.

821
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 7: And this is the question. I don't understand why she

822
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 7: hasn't responded to the texts I sent, Like I get it.

823
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:50,000
Speaker 7: It's a weird meeting, but it was also kidnt like

824
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 7: I can the encounter into a date.

825
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 14: Yeah, she thought and was like, oh, you're my ex

826
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:56,439
Speaker 14: husband and then.

827
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 5: Remember yeah, and he doesn't recall, he doesn't remember.

828
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,200
Speaker 2: It was the two hundred follow up text about was it?

829
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 2: He was that maybe it's on your future.

830
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 5: That sounds like a doctors but don't.

831
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 4: We're gonna find out because we're gonna call Harper for

832
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 4: you here in just a minute. We'll try and figure

833
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,360
Speaker 4: out where you know her from if that's true, and

834
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 4: get you a second date update right after this.

835
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 7: Thank you, all right, hold on man.

836
00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 2: Second date update.

837
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 4: Today's second date update is sponsored by uberpool. Yes, you

838
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 4: want to ride with a hot stranger, you got a

839
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 4: one in ten thousand chance that'll actually happen, but just

840
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 4: make sure you're near an airport and then roll the

841
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 4: dice with uber pool.

842
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:39,439
Speaker 5: Yeah.

843
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:42,800
Speaker 4: And I bring it up because that's exactly what happened

844
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 4: with our listener Daniel recently, who's actually been on with

845
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 4: us before, for a second date. He's back again, and

846
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 4: this time he met a very pretty girl named Harper

847
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,760
Speaker 4: because they had a ride share together back from the airport.

848
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 4: The majority of their conversation was dominated by hey, don't.

849
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 14: I know you from somewhere?

850
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 5: God? And then guessing how many places he could put her.

851
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,200
Speaker 2: For about twenty straight minutes that happened, but he said.

852
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,800
Speaker 3: They were having fun with them. She was laughing.

853
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 2: Otherwise she wouldn't have agreed to go to drinks with

854
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: him at the bar right after that.

855
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, ask more questions about where she knew what

856
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 1: she was signing.

857
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,280
Speaker 4: Up for her So there was hope, but now there's nothing,

858
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 4: and that's why we're stepping into hell brook.

859
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: What do you think?

860
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 17: I don't know.

861
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 5: Did you guys ever even get to the point of

862
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 5: is she single?

863
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: That's a good question. Did you ask that?

864
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 3: So she's married?

865
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 4: And now we get no need to go These are

866
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 4: important questions that we need to ask, but nobody asked,

867
00:40:42,560 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 4: not even him.

868
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 7: But there were more important questions.

869
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're just trying to find out, you know.

870
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 4: And honestly, she probably never would have gone out with

871
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 4: you to the bar if she was with somebody else.

872
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 2: That wouldn't be good.

873
00:40:54,560 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 4: Her husband who that's how they know my husband?

874
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 7: Boss.

875
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 4: Okay, well, now we have some guesses. Let's get some

876
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,479
Speaker 4: definitive answers when we call her right now. You're ready

877
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 4: to do this, Daniel.

878
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you know, I never really thought of that,

879
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 7: so that could be the truth. Anything possible at.

880
00:41:13,239 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 2: This point, Yeah, that is true. Anything is possible with uber.

881
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 5: Pool again not getting paid for this get.

882
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:25,800
Speaker 2: Discount code with somebody else's name pool advertise?

883
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,719
Speaker 3: Do they not advertise?

884
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 5: Right now?

885
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:31,440
Speaker 2: We gotta call Harper. Here here we go.

886
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, we're looking for Harper. Hey Harper, this is

887
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 4: your lucky day because you're talking to Brooke and Jeffrey

888
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 4: in the morning right now.

889
00:41:50,520 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 22: Hey Harper, Hey, Hi, Hi, this is start that we're

890
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 22: your show.

891
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,280
Speaker 2: We're on in the mornings.

892
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 4: We're called Brook and Jeffrey and we're doing something called

893
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 4: a second date Update. We're trying to hook you back

894
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 4: up with one of our listeners that you met recently

895
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 4: named Daniel.

896
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,520
Speaker 10: Oh oh, okay, okay.

897
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 4: This is Daniel that you met riding home in an

898
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 4: uber pool together.

899
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 10: Yeah, oh my god.

900
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: Were you shocked when an attractive guy got in the car?

901
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah?

902
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 10: Sure, yeah, I guess, yeah, yeah, sure, whatever you say.

903
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 13: I don't know.

904
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: I thought it's a.

905
00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 10: Question what he's doing overpool?

906
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 7: Right, We're gonna get stuck with.

907
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I'm sorry to like bombard you with

908
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 4: all these questions. But what we're trying to do is

909
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:45,320
Speaker 4: like help Daniel figure out if you guys had a connection,

910
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:48,040
Speaker 4: because he felt like there was something going on between

911
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 4: you two in the uber ride and at the bar

912
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 4: that night.

913
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:51,879
Speaker 5: Did you feel that at all?

914
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah I did.

915
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,359
Speaker 4: I know it may have been hard to get that

916
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 4: because he will asking you a lot of questions about

917
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 4: if he knew you from somewhere before.

918
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:10,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, and I really genuinely didn't know what he was

919
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 10: talking about, like we were, I mean ran through like the.

920
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 7: Full list of all of the potential like, so you

921
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:15,919
Speaker 7: didn't know him.

922
00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 10: I did know him, and I didn't realize it until

923
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,480
Speaker 10: I got home, like unpassing, and then it hit me.

924
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 5: I figured it out. We've been dying to know because he.

925
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 1: Said he spent like twenty minutes start questioning you over

926
00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 1: and over again.

927
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 2: With guesses he wasn't asking.

928
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 5: It clicked for you. You didn't tell.

929
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 10: Him, No, I didn't because it was back in college.

930
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 10: So it's been a.

931
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 2: While, no wondering at a hard time Mermurdy.

932
00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 10: Yeah, he was a student.

933
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:54,399
Speaker 1: I was a TA a taus not a big deal

934
00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 1: like ta's are like grad students.

935
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,960
Speaker 5: Maybe you want to hear what happened, Okay, sorry.

936
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 10: Like it's not what you think. It's not like we

937
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 10: hooked up or anything like I I caught him cheating

938
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 10: on a test and I brought it to the professor

939
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 10: and got him like failed out of the class.

940
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 12: And.

941
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you're still upset about him cheating.

942
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 10: No, I just like, I just feel so awkward and

943
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 10: in his college career, so that one class.

944
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 5: I'm not out of college for that.

945
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,840
Speaker 10: No, I mean he did get suspended, Like that's a

946
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 10: big deal.

947
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 4: My thought here is, if you remembered him after all this,

948
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 4: why wouldn't you at least call him back or text

949
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 4: him back to tell him that.

950
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 10: I don't know, I just don't want to like deal, like,

951
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 10: oh my god, that's so uncomfortable, like that horrible thing that.

952
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 7: Happened to you, Like I was in charge of.

953
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 3: That, ishated it.

954
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 5: Well, he initiated it. Let's remember he's just.

955
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 4: To be clear, the reason is not because he's a cheater.

956
00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 4: It's because do you feel uncomfortable revealing that you were

957
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 4: the one that caught him.

958
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 10: I mean, I didn't even think about him being a cheater,

959
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 10: and just like figured it was awkward. But yeah, you're right,

960
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 10: maybe he's that type of person. I don't know.

961
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 2: Well, I'm not trying to plant that.

962
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 4: I was trying to get clarification, but just tell her

963
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 4: we need to just tell you that Daniel is not

964
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,720
Speaker 4: a cheater, and he's actually on the other line listening

965
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 4: right now.

966
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you guys for planning that in her mind.

967
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 7: First of all, that was bad Daniel.

968
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:32,799
Speaker 2: I was trying to get clarification.

969
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 5: So now he knows he heard it all.

970
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 2: Oh funny, right Daniel?

971
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:45,439
Speaker 10: Oh God, Okay, Well I sorry, Yeah, you know, it's

972
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 10: not not every day you get to meet your own

973
00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 10: stool pigeon.

974
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 7: That's a that's a big that's a big deal for me.

975
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:57,319
Speaker 7: A stool pigeon is like a turn that they used

976
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 7: to use in the mob when someone would snitch on

977
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:03,160
Speaker 7: some buddy, like a rat. I guess you have to

978
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 7: be a criminal. You have to have a criminal mind

979
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 7: to understand what it is now.

980
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,680
Speaker 5: You're evading taxes.

981
00:46:08,360 --> 00:46:09,040
Speaker 2: Or what are you doing.

982
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 4: Let's let's get off the crime talk and back onto

983
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 4: the relationship that you guys were starting to form.

984
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,720
Speaker 7: Yeah. I'm embarrassed for sure.

985
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,560
Speaker 5: Okay.

986
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 7: Let you know that they let me retake the course

987
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,040
Speaker 7: and I took like a no pass, which I guess

988
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 7: is less bad than a fail.

989
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 5: Okay, NP saves everything.

990
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 4: You're kind of putting all of that on her though,

991
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 4: Were you cheating on that test or not.

992
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:40,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was definitely cheating on that.

993
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 5: So she shouldn't feel bad, is what you're trying to say.

994
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,640
Speaker 7: Yeah, like, in a way, you saved me. I never

995
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,319
Speaker 7: cheated on a test ever.

996
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 2: Again, she's been improving you as a man for.

997
00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 3: A long time.

998
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, how does that make you feel? Harper?

999
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,760
Speaker 7: This is so awkward.

1000
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1001
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 18: I'm glad that you learned your lesson.

1002
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 6: I don't know.

1003
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 1: Like he's not upset or mad or anything. He's also

1004
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 1: embarrassed by it.

1005
00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 5: Harper, You guys are experiencing the same thing right now.

1006
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 10: I guess I just I feel so weird.

1007
00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 3: Weird.

1008
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:21,200
Speaker 4: Well, let's let's take all this awkwardness, ball it up

1009
00:47:21,239 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 4: and move it to the side. We have all the

1010
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 4: awkwardness out of the way. Now, let's just how it works.

1011
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just snapped the fingers. Boom, awkward gone.

1012
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 14: Okay, smooth sailing from here on it.

1013
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 2: So, Daniel, go ahead, start again. Where do I know

1014
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 2: you from?

1015
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 5: Jeffrey?

1016
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: Some sort of party?

1017
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 3: It was a joke. Don't answer.

1018
00:47:43,360 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 7: I remember you. You knocked on me, and I'm not glad.

1019
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 2: I thought.

1020
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 10: This is why I didn't text you back.

1021
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 2: This is better than the text back.

1022
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we could keep this good energy rolling into

1023
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 4: a second date of like a real meet up where

1024
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 4: you guys can create all new memories for yourself. We

1025
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 4: would pay for that date college date, but it's up

1026
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:12,759
Speaker 4: to you, Harper. You get to say yes or no

1027
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 4: to this.

1028
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: I mean, if you like the guy to go to

1029
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: a bar enough after he peppered you with questions for

1030
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, you have to give him another chance.

1031
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:21,120
Speaker 3: She just really needed a free drink with.

1032
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 10: Like airplane hair.

1033
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 7: You're right, you're right.

1034
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 2: What do you think, Harper?

1035
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 10: I mean, Daniel, if you're I don't know, cool with

1036
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 10: like moving past it or whatever, I could have fun

1037
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 10: with you, like you're cute, you're funny.

1038
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah, well beyond it. That was not the

1039
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 7: peak at the bottom of my life. So I would

1040
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 7: love to go on another day.

1041
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,240
Speaker 2: His girlfriend made out with many, many people.

1042
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 10: Yeah, I can tell you definitively, I'm not a cheater.

1043
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 4: So so you guys are going out officially and we're

1044
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,239
Speaker 4: paying for it.

1045
00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 2: Congratulations.

1046
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 5: A lot better than the last time he called it.

1047
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:14,279
Speaker 4: Cheating in college may not have helped him academically, but

1048
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 4: romantically years later, it's finally paying off.

1049
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: Cheating works everyone. Jeffrey in the.

1050
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,800
Speaker 13: Morning, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1051
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: Well, another successful second date for Daniel. I've done it again.

1052
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 5: More successful second date for Daniel.

1053
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,959
Speaker 4: Yeah, but wait until the update update when Daniel tells

1054
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 4: us he caught this girl making up with the college mascot.

1055
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:43,239
Speaker 5: Oh boy, I mean, if they don't have a human face, does.

1056
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 4: It count just making up with the mascot head?

1057
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 3: Is he just the most cheating?

1058
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 5: My god? I think they're really cute. I think this

1059
00:49:50,840 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 5: could actually work out.

1060
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:52,439
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1061
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 4: I mean they have a history already, they have a

1062
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,239
Speaker 4: fun how you met story, They're all set up for

1063
00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 4: success here.

1064
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 1: I mean it would be a great wedding reception story.

1065
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 5: And then the radio is involved.

1066
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 11: You don't take so yeah, she's the reason I didn't

1067
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:08,640
Speaker 11: Well I guess you didn't you get out of college?

1068
00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,080
Speaker 13: She did?

1069
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:10,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, that worked out, man.

1070
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 3: Your mom almost failed me.

1071
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 4: It could be cute and you could be our next

1072
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 4: cute couple that we set up on our show. All

1073
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,640
Speaker 4: you gotta do is email us first. We'll call that

1074
00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 4: person who's not calling you back. Go check out all

1075
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,759
Speaker 4: of our second date updates, including that last one with

1076
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:26,360
Speaker 4: Daniel where we get your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey.

1077
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,120
Speaker 4: There's a little place on Earth that I like.

1078
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 2: To call Heaven is Earth.

1079
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've.

1080
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 4: Been, but it's a magical land where you can eat

1081
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 4: funnel cakes or giant corn dogs, or funnel cakes stuffed

1082
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 4: inside of giant corn dogs.

1083
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:44,720
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1084
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 4: Pig out while listening to country music all day long. Yeah,

1085
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:55,480
Speaker 4: talking about the state Fair. It just so happens our

1086
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 4: own host was there. Not only being mistaken for a

1087
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:02,920
Speaker 4: large puff the stuffed animal prize, he was also hanging

1088
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 4: out with Alexis, tracking people down so the two of

1089
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 4: them could ask a simple question and she was able

1090
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 4: to bust.

1091
00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 3: Out her cowboy boots and hat. She was very happy.

1092
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 4: I mean, you got it. They were asking what you

1093
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,360
Speaker 4: doing at the state Fair. We're gonna play the audio

1094
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 4: for you right after this. We've met interesting people at

1095
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 4: all sorts of places, at the courthouse, the annual toe

1096
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 4: wrestling Championships, the drum circle outside Area fifty one, what

1097
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,719
Speaker 4: you're doing with your large green eyes and big green head.

1098
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 2: But definitely one of the funnest.

1099
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,479
Speaker 4: Places to people watch is at your local state fair.

1100
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:44,640
Speaker 23: Oh yeah, Oh my God, Dorothy, you see this. It's

1101
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 23: a genuine dear Antler beer koozy.

1102
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:49,120
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.

1103
00:51:49,160 --> 00:51:51,319
Speaker 23: I could put that next to my Himalayan salt lamp

1104
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:53,759
Speaker 23: that I bought at the fair last year, and better

1105
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 23: by now.

1106
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:55,959
Speaker 2: So we don't miss the exhibit on how to milk

1107
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 2: yr Lama.

1108
00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:57,839
Speaker 6: Let's go.

1109
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 4: And that's why we said, jose ex down to the

1110
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,040
Speaker 4: fairgrounds this year to ask a simple question.

1111
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 5: What you doing to the state affair.

1112
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,240
Speaker 3: I am helping people miss shots.

1113
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're working at the hoop shots booth.

1114
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 15: Yes, exactly, And I have heard that this is the

1115
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:15,399
Speaker 15: hardest game here.

1116
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 6: No, actually it's actually about luck, you know.

1117
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 5: Have you ever made a shot at your own game?

1118
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:19,960
Speaker 19: Here?

1119
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:20,720
Speaker 5: Agreed?

1120
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 12: In?

1121
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:21,680
Speaker 10: How long?

1122
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 5: How long have you worked here?

1123
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 6: I've been here four days? So yes, my forty four days.

1124
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 5: You've made three shots shots.

1125
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 2: How many attempts are we saying? No, about one hundred.

1126
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 5: Well that that's pretty good on it. Yeah, the rims

1127
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 5: of the hoops look so small.

1128
00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 6: It is a carnival, you know, and they are good prizes,

1129
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 6: you know.

1130
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:39,640
Speaker 3: Whenever it's a scooter up here.

1131
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 4: So now we're going back to where it sounds like

1132
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:43,040
Speaker 4: it might be a little rigged.

1133
00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:44,320
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not rigged.

1134
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,720
Speaker 5: Ten dollars you told me it's rigged.

1135
00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:49,759
Speaker 2: No, it's not right. Twenty dollars, it's rigged as hell.

1136
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 5: Did you pay up? Did you give them the twenty bucks?

1137
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 9: I ran?

1138
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 5: That's what that question was, also rigged?

1139
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love Alexis things. Three out of one hundred

1140
00:53:01,680 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 4: is really good. On three chance, there's that Boise State

1141
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 4: degree coming into play.

1142
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 5: It only costs you three thousand dollars.

1143
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,120
Speaker 2: Beautiful. Now look for this next clip.

1144
00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 4: The start of it, Jose sounds like he's trying to

1145
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 4: interview a little child. But no, he's in the livestock area,

1146
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:22,919
Speaker 4: trying to interview a goat.

1147
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 2: Yeah talking, let's hear it.

1148
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 14: What you're doing at the fair?

1149
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:30,520
Speaker 2: Oh he's shy?

1150
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:31,760
Speaker 14: Is she shy as a girl?

1151
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.

1152
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:33,760
Speaker 5: Her name is Baked.

1153
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 14: Wait what'd you say? Baked? Baked?

1154
00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 5: Why did we name her bake because she's gonna be ian?

1155
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:44,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Okay, someone's coming up.

1156
00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 14: Are you looking to purchase this animal?

1157
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:49,279
Speaker 5: We're looking for their posters. We're trying to figure Oh.

1158
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 15: I just found out this little animal is gonna get

1159
00:53:51,080 --> 00:53:51,800
Speaker 15: eaten this weekend.

1160
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 5: Yep.

1161
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 18: Yep.

1162
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 14: You guys have so nonchalant about this. What the heck?

1163
00:53:56,680 --> 00:54:00,440
Speaker 1: It's just a cycle of life animals in this barn market,

1164
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,280
Speaker 1: animals that are going to be sold at the auction

1165
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:02,880
Speaker 1: on Sunday.

1166
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,279
Speaker 14: Wait, are every one of these cute animals around me?

1167
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 5: Yes?

1168
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:06,239
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1169
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 15: Actually, so I shouldn't get attached to baked or I shouldn't.

1170
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,840
Speaker 14: Get attached to chipmunk or any of these other.

1171
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,360
Speaker 2: You shouldn't get attached to your food.

1172
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 14: But why'd you give it a name?

1173
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 12: Then?

1174
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 14: The one that we ate last year with her name

1175
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 14: was Oreo.

1176
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,600
Speaker 2: That sounds good. I'm not gonna lie.

1177
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,279
Speaker 14: I know the entire barb We're all walking around all cute.

1178
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:24,879
Speaker 3: That one is that.

1179
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:26,959
Speaker 14: One is going to be around.

1180
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:29,640
Speaker 5: We had a family friend who had a sheep named

1181
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 5: Lamb Chop Oh, and I was, well, I always played

1182
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 5: with it. It was so cute. It was in their yard.

1183
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,040
Speaker 5: And then one night I.

1184
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:38,640
Speaker 1: Was at dinner and I said, oh, what do we have?

1185
00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 1: And they said Lamb Chop. It was a really hard lesson.

1186
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,719
Speaker 2: Like why did you cook it? I would have eat

1187
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 2: this thing.

1188
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 7: Wrang.

1189
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 4: It's what you're doing at the State Fair where Jose

1190
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 4: and alexis found one of the biggest beer gardens in

1191
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:56,239
Speaker 4: the area, and they asked a simple.

1192
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 5: Question, what you doing at the State Fair.

1193
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 6: I'm a security guard in the door for alcohol enforcement.

1194
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,399
Speaker 5: I see that you are posted outside the.

1195
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,120
Speaker 6: Bar, right, yes, I am. How is that going?

1196
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 14: I love it?

1197
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 13: You do?

1198
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,560
Speaker 6: Why is that? Because I have fun interacting with the people.

1199
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,160
Speaker 5: Can you think of a favorite interaction you've had by chance?

1200
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 6: Dancing on top of the roof?

1201
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 2: Wait?

1202
00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:22,520
Speaker 5: Wait? You were wait you while on the job. How

1203
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 5: is this allowed?

1204
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 6: I was up there and the guy asked me to dance.

1205
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 4: I was asking about the people, But you're talking about

1206
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 4: you were the funnest time?

1207
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:33,359
Speaker 2: I was fun?

1208
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 7: Yes?

1209
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 6: Why not?

1210
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,799
Speaker 5: So does alcohol enforcement also mean you could you? You're

1211
00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 5: allowed to do anything here.

1212
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 6: I can do anything as long as I'm doing my job.

1213
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 5: So is dancing on the roof considered your job?

1214
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:46,799
Speaker 2: It's part of me.

1215
00:55:51,560 --> 00:55:53,120
Speaker 5: Why she was on the roof to begin me?

1216
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,000
Speaker 15: I don't know that if a man asked you to

1217
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 15: dance on her roof on the clock, to.

1218
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 5: Do it, I applied.

1219
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:05,080
Speaker 4: That's the job at the fair. Alcohol enforcement encourages you to.

1220
00:56:06,920 --> 00:56:09,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's forcing you to drink.

1221
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:12,480
Speaker 14: What you're doing at the State Fair.

1222
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 2: I am here celebrating with your son.

1223
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 15: That's right, this is my dad. A dad, say hello

1224
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 15: to everybody listening.

1225
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 2: Hello listeners.

1226
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:27,799
Speaker 15: Okay, so we found the weirdest food item I think

1227
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:29,239
Speaker 15: you and I both ever had in our life.

1228
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:32,359
Speaker 2: Tell everybody what did we order? I don't know.

1229
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 14: Well, okay, what's a What is the look at it?

1230
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:38,640
Speaker 6: It looked like a like a corn dog.

1231
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:40,920
Speaker 2: Okay, let me just tell you.

1232
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 15: What you're about to eat is fruity pebbles with a

1233
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:50,080
Speaker 15: strawberry sauce dipped and deep fried with cheese in the center.

1234
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,000
Speaker 2: What a crazy contraption?

1235
00:56:54,239 --> 00:56:56,080
Speaker 15: What do you think it is? It's really big too.

1236
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 15: It's in your hands. What are your thoughts before you

1237
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 15: take a bite. I think you're going to day's good.

1238
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:03,919
Speaker 14: Well let's see. I'm gonna let you take a bike.

1239
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:10,400
Speaker 2: Oh it was a long string cheese.

1240
00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 6: There's like a sweet cheese.

1241
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 2: Is that good or bad? It's good? You like it?

1242
00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:20,480
Speaker 4: No?

1243
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,120
Speaker 2: I don't you being nice for the listeners? Yes?

1244
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 14: I am is so cute French face.

1245
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 3: I'm like, dad, you are not enjoying this like I

1246
00:57:35,240 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 3: just want the listeners.

1247
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to hurt anybody's feeling, even the people

1248
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: who make the sweete and.

1249
00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 2: Right after he turned was like, and I love you.

1250
00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:47,280
Speaker 2: So you're like, wait, do you really.

1251
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 5: That's a good point. What Israel coming out of your jack?

1252
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 2: That's what you're doing at the stage.

1253
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:00,919
Speaker 13: Froaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1254
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:10,800
Speaker 4: You've got a brand new players to the game today

1255
00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 4: named Laura, who says she has never beat brook before,

1256
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 4: not even in her car.

1257
00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 1: But I mean there's been a couple of games where

1258
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 1: I've gotten none, right, like, at least at least on

1259
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: those right, Laura.

1260
00:58:24,080 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 7: No, No, I've heard you a lot and you get

1261
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 7: a lot right.

1262
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:28,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, she's even got negative one before.

1263
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you guys here. But the one thing that

1264
00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 2: she does like to do is sail.

1265
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 5: That's why we played that music.

1266
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 4: And that's why, Laura, I know you how nervous you

1267
00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 4: are right now. I want you to close your eyes

1268
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:45,120
Speaker 4: and picture yourself beating brook Wall on a sail boat.

1269
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm going to relax.

1270
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:49,439
Speaker 3: What ocean? What beat are you buy?

1271
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,960
Speaker 5: I don't know. But there's a dog on board.

1272
00:58:51,040 --> 00:58:51,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a dog.

1273
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 1: It's my second mate.

1274
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,919
Speaker 4: Now picture Jose and I shirtless swing in the fly

1275
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 4: in the front.

1276
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:03,320
Speaker 17: That could be scary.

1277
00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:05,240
Speaker 5: She does know the show.

1278
00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 2: All right.

1279
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,760
Speaker 4: Now that you're at ease and drum, you're on the

1280
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,960
Speaker 4: good place to answer some trivia. Let's send Brook out

1281
00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,520
Speaker 4: of the studio. You know how the game works. You

1282
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 4: got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

1283
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 4: you don't know when, you could say pass. But you

1284
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:20,240
Speaker 4: do have to beat Brook outright if you want to win.

1285
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 4: Are you ready?

1286
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:21,640
Speaker 10: Yes?

1287
00:59:21,680 --> 00:59:22,000
Speaker 7: I am.

1288
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 2: Good luck?

1289
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 4: Your time starts now on this day. In eighteen sixty four,

1290
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 4: Congress passed the law mandating what phrase must appear on

1291
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:31,440
Speaker 4: all us coins.

1292
00:59:32,840 --> 00:59:34,880
Speaker 7: In God we Trust.

1293
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:38,720
Speaker 4: Squeeze Sunshine is the slogan for what juice company?

1294
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 2: Florida Orange Juice in Spanish? How do you say bullfighter?

1295
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:46,200
Speaker 12: In?

1296
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 2: Which decade did the first Starbucks open?

1297
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,640
Speaker 13: Nineteen ninety?

1298
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:55,120
Speaker 2: What is Indiana Jones most afraid of.

1299
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 7: Monsters?

1300
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:00,120
Speaker 3: There we go, right, Well.

1301
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:03,120
Speaker 4: Done, Laura, Okay, Brook's gonna come back into the studio.

1302
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a good answer.

1303
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,080
Speaker 4: It was. Now, Laura, I see on my phone screener

1304
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:11,000
Speaker 4: here that you work at a pet boutique.

1305
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,080
Speaker 13: Yes, I do.

1306
01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:15,840
Speaker 2: Are you the owner or just an employee? What do

1307
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 2: you do there?

1308
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 7: I'm an employee Okay, you get to play with dogs.

1309
01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:22,960
Speaker 7: Who's your fate to play with dogs all the time? Oh?

1310
01:00:23,520 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 5: Wow, not a cat lady. Huh nopey.

1311
01:00:28,320 --> 01:00:30,680
Speaker 4: Cats don't do well on sailboats either, So I can

1312
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:31,360
Speaker 4: understand that.

1313
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:33,520
Speaker 5: What's the best dog name you've ever heard? Come into

1314
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 5: the boutique?

1315
01:00:34,960 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 7: Uh?

1316
01:00:36,480 --> 01:00:41,200
Speaker 4: Again, a classy dog?

1317
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 2: All right, broo, it is your turn? Are you ready?

1318
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:43,840
Speaker 5: I'm ready?

1319
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:47,080
Speaker 4: Your time starts now on this day. In eighteen sixty four,

1320
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 4: Congress passed the law mandating what phrase must appear on

1321
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 4: all us coins.

1322
01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:55,880
Speaker 5: Uh? In God, we trust, In God.

1323
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 4: We trust one squeeze Sunshine is the slogan for what

1324
01:01:00,080 --> 01:01:02,520
Speaker 4: juice company Tropicana in Spanish?

1325
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 2: How do you say bullfighter?

1326
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 5: Uh? We'll fight there.

1327
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 2: In Which decade did the first Starbucks open?

1328
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go seventies?

1329
01:01:13,400 --> 01:01:16,880
Speaker 2: What is Indiana Jones most afraid of snakes?

1330
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 12: Oh?

1331
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:21,520
Speaker 2: Rad God, what an embarrassing show.

1332
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:24,080
Speaker 5: You guys don't even know.

1333
01:01:24,160 --> 01:01:25,720
Speaker 1: My daughter was trying to get me to say my

1334
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 1: daughter in Spanish last night and was so frustrated.

1335
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 2: Ohsh can understand.

1336
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 4: Let's go to the scoreboard though with jose Ah flavor Fley.

1337
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,680
Speaker 15: Laura, you had fun, you got one correct today.

1338
01:01:42,040 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 18: That's not good.

1339
01:01:43,720 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 3: But I said you had fun.

1340
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,040
Speaker 7: And bo I did? I did?

1341
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:48,400
Speaker 13: Laura?

1342
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 4: Well, Brooke, you got four a bullfighter, right, Yeah, let's

1343
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 4: go over the answers for everybody on this day. In

1344
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:59,160
Speaker 4: eighteen sixty four, Congress passed the law mandating the phrase

1345
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:01,360
Speaker 4: in God we trust, who's.

1346
01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:05,560
Speaker 2: Gorg we trust? Yeah? I feel like.

1347
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,800
Speaker 4: One hundred percent squeeze Sunshine is the slogan for Tropicana

1348
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 4: in Spanish. You say bullfighter with the word mattador a.

1349
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,240
Speaker 5: That makes sense.

1350
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 3: I hope they switch it to the way you did.

1351
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1352
01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:21,000
Speaker 4: First Starbucks opened in the nineteen seventies at Pike Place

1353
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 4: Market in Seattle and Indiana. Jones is most afraid of snakes,

1354
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:28,120
Speaker 4: oh man, although monsters was a solid answer by Yeah, sure,

1355
01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:33,080
Speaker 4: a lot of monsters and no, Laura, you've been really fun.

1356
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 4: Unfortunately it wasn't enough to beat Brooke. But just replying,

1357
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,439
Speaker 4: we're gonna give you a pair of tickets to see

1358
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 4: comedian Becky Robinson perform on May seventeenth at the snow

1359
01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:43,480
Speaker 4: Qualmi Casino, Seattle's closest casino.

1360
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, Yeah, are you going into work today?

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01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 7: No?

1362
01:02:49,400 --> 01:02:51,000
Speaker 2: I heard a dog bark in the background.

1363
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:51,640
Speaker 5: I think I know.

1364
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:52,680
Speaker 13: I love my dog.

1365
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: Oh school, Wait, what's your dog's name? If you say

1366
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:57,320
Speaker 1: Finn again, I saw.

1367
01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 7: It's Mac.

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01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 2: Strong dog dad.

1369
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 13: There you go.

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01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 2: Hey, Laura, come back and play anytime. Okay, okay, thanks

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01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 2: so much. We'll be back to the Windbrooks block the

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01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:08,920
Speaker 2: same time tomorrow

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Speaker 13: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.