Speaker 1: I was born in Donkey. It's the Donkey of the dead.
Speaker 2: For the Donkey of day.
Speaker 3: Question Devil Breakfast Club.
Speaker 4: Yes, Donkey today for Friday, July sixteenth, Tupac's born day.
Speaker 1: Sidebar.
Speaker 4: Tupac gotta be the ultimate Gemini, right, like the whole
Speaker 4: dual personality thing, like nobody symbolized.
Speaker 1: It symbolizes that more than Park did.
Speaker 4: But anyway, Donkey today today goes to a sixty two
Speaker 4: year old man named Mark, the Carra and the Lake
Speaker 4: County Sheriff's Office in Illinois.
Speaker 1: All of y'all are getting.
Speaker 4: Donkey of to day because all of y'all are the
Speaker 4: reason Mark is in jail. Yes, ladies, and gettlement. Mark
Speaker 4: is in jail, and I will say unjustly even though
Speaker 4: he shot somebody. Yes, Mark the Cararra shot someone, and
Speaker 4: the police did their job and arrested someone for shooting Mark.
Speaker 1: But I don't agree with the arrest.
Speaker 4: Okay, there is always a valid reason to shoot somebody,
Speaker 4: all right, somebody breaks into your house, let the ham
Speaker 4: a Okay, woman being attacked by a man overpowering him,
Speaker 4: let that hammer fly. I am all for the right
Speaker 4: to bear arms in defending yourself with said arms, and
Speaker 4: that's what Mark did kind of but he still shouldn't
Speaker 4: be in jail. Let's go to WG for the report.
Speaker 4: Police WG nine Here at five o'clock.
Speaker 5: A man is facing felony charges after Lake County Sheriff's
Speaker 5: deputies say he shot himself while he was asleep. Police
Speaker 5: recalled to sixty two year old Mark Decara's home in
Speaker 5: Lake Barrington last April and found him with a gunshot
Speaker 5: wound to the leg. He told officers that he dreamed
Speaker 5: someone was trying to break into his house, and he
Speaker 5: got his three fifty seven magnum and shot himself.
Speaker 1: In the leg.
Speaker 5: That's when he woke up. Police then found that Deakara
Speaker 5: had a revoked FOUD card but still had the gun.
Speaker 5: He's now facing felony charges for possessing a firearm without
Speaker 5: a valid FOYD card and reckless discharge.
Speaker 1: Of that firearm.
Speaker 5: He's out on one hundred and fifty thousand dollars bond.
Speaker 4: Jesus, Now, I think what Mark did is extremely stupid,
Speaker 4: but not criminal.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: He had a dream that someone was breaking into his home,
Speaker 4: and his dream he retrieved his three fifty seven and
Speaker 4: shot who he believed was an intruder, but the intruder
Speaker 4: was himself. I've never had a dream that's intense in
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: My dreams while I'm sleep don't seep into my reality
Speaker 4: unless it's the dream I'm peeing on the toilet. We've
Speaker 4: all had that one, right, Yes, that dream historically has
Speaker 4: caused me to wet the bed.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 4: When I hear these kinds of stories like Mark's, I
Speaker 4: initially don't believe them because I'm like, this is.
Speaker 1: A lot of activity to sleep through. Okay.
Speaker 4: I'm also the type that when the dream gets too intense,
Speaker 4: you know, like dreaming about someone breaking in your house,
Speaker 4: I'm waking up as soon as the breaking happens.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: That's actually one of the most comforting feelings ever, when
Speaker 4: you're in a terrible dream and you wake up and
Speaker 4: realize it's just a dream.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: Very hard for me to believe someone can get up
Speaker 4: while still sleeping, grab their gun and get the shooting.
Speaker 4: But I'm not here to judge Bark, because I don't
Speaker 4: judge any of you women who wake up from dreams.
Speaker 4: You man cheated on you, and you be mad at
Speaker 4: him because you decided to eat cheese before bed. Knowing
Speaker 4: cheese causes bad dreams. Now, what Mark goes through when
Speaker 4: his sleep is out of the realm of my understanding.
Speaker 4: But I have a question, Lake County Sheriff's Office, why
Speaker 4: did you arrest Mark? The charge is because he had
Speaker 4: a revoked FOID card yet still possessed a firearm. A
Speaker 4: FOID card is a firearm owner's identification card. Marx was revoked,
Speaker 4: and so he got charged with possession of a firearm
Speaker 4: without a valid card and reckless discharge of a firearm.
Speaker 4: Now I think what Mark did was stupid but not criminal. Okay,
Speaker 4: he deserves donkey of today, not a warrant for his arrest.
Speaker 4: You're gonna charge me for discharging a firearm and the
Speaker 4: person I shot was myself?
Speaker 1: My god, Lake County Sheriff's Office.
Speaker 4: If I put a gun in my mouth and try
Speaker 4: to blow my brains out but I live, do you
Speaker 4: charge me with attempted murder?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 4: If your woman is sleeping next to you and she
Speaker 4: starts hitting you in your sleep while she's still sleeping
Speaker 4: because she's having a dream she ran into that woman
Speaker 4: she thinks she's sleeping with, should she be charged.
Speaker 1: With a salt. Huh.
Speaker 4: We don't know what kind of trauma this man mark
Speaker 4: the carriers going through, what type of PTSD he may
Speaker 4: be dealing with. Maybe he's been the victim of a
Speaker 4: home invasion before.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 4: I just know this isn't something to be arrested over. Okay,
Speaker 4: his FOYD card was revoked. Can you not have some
Speaker 4: sympathy for his stupid ask? And he just get a
Speaker 4: fine or something? For all we know, this man might
Speaker 4: have been defending himself against Freddy Krueger. Okay, there was
Speaker 4: no one breaking into his house. For what if there
Speaker 4: was a man in a red and green scriped polo sweater,
Speaker 4: a fedora and knives on his fingers breaking into his dreams?
Speaker 4: Because a man need to go to jail for defending
Speaker 4: himself against that? Well, if that's the case, go lock
Speaker 4: up all of Elm Street, all right. Put cases on
Speaker 4: Nancy and all those folks for defending themselves against Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 4: Come on, Late County Sheriff's office, have some damn empathy,
Speaker 4: all right? This man Chetta bobbed himself while dreaming and
Speaker 4: he ends up in handcuffs. We have to take a
Speaker 4: stand against this because first it's gonna be Marked getting
Speaker 4: arrested for shooting himself in the dream. Next it's gonna
Speaker 4: be you getting arrested for peeing on yourself and the
Speaker 4: dream yes you okay, dreaming that you're peeing, wetting the bed,
Speaker 4: peeing on yourself, maybe peeing on someone in the bed
Speaker 4: with you. Next thing you know, you're charged with simple battery.
Speaker 4: Did you know, intentionally peeing on someone without their consent?
Speaker 4: You could be charged with simple battery, which is a
Speaker 4: misdemeanor based off the Lake County Sheriff's Office logic, if
Speaker 4: you pee on yourself while and you get a charge,
Speaker 4: do you want this to be a case?
Speaker 1: Huh? Do you want this to be the case?
Speaker 4: Well, stay with Mark all right, but in the meantime,
Speaker 4: please give Mark the Kara in the Lake County Sheriff's
Speaker 4: Office to sweet Sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 6: Oh no, the day, the dogee all the day.
Speaker 4: Ye, we're really appreaching sci fi levels of life. People
Speaker 4: when you're getting arrested for what you're doing dreams, m.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I shoot myself and then you arrest me.
Speaker 1: Now I was wrong.
Speaker 4: You're thinking about something you did in the dream, okay,
Speaker 4: all right, Well.
Speaker 7: I have so many questions ask him. I know, I
Speaker 7: just I'm just wondering how he reached for his gun
Speaker 7: while he was asleep, That's what I want, Like, I'm
Speaker 7: just like, what was that dream? And how did you
Speaker 7: reach for your gun while you was asleep and shoot yourself.
Speaker 1: While you probably on the side of his bed and clearly.
Speaker 7: So, how do you reach for your sleeping.
Speaker 2: You never you never got up or swung in the
Speaker 2: middle of a dream.
Speaker 7: Remember, no, No, I've definitely woken up screaming, crying or
Speaker 7: falling out of the bed. But I've never like swung
Speaker 7: her because in your dream you feel so restricted, like
Speaker 7: you're really restricted in your sleep.
Speaker 3: I swung on Gia one time in my dream sleeping
Speaker 3: like I had a dream like I was fighting and
Speaker 3: I'm fighting and she grabs me to try to wake
Speaker 3: me up, and I yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1: You didn't make her allgether for ten years, But you
Speaker 1: don't want to swing.
Speaker 4: She should have been she should have been swinging.
Speaker 1: My god, this guy is cool. Geez Jesus cool.
Speaker 2: B T will see you guys on Monday.
Speaker 3: I beat the matter of fact Tuesday, because Mondays and
Speaker 3: holidays June team Father' Day weekend.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be in Houston for my frustrated so shout
Speaker 2: out to uh everybody out in Houston.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna see out this weekend for my car showed
Speaker 3: this week in Father's Day weekend day. We're off, so
Speaker 3: b e t We'll see you on Tuesday. Roxy say
Speaker 3: good bye to bt by by.
Speaker 1: She did that already a long time ago.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, it's Friday, so you know what that means,
Speaker 3: Preaky Friday.
Speaker 2: Now we have a choice, Rox, We're gonna let you decide.
Speaker 1: Oh god, by the way, Rocky already decided.
Speaker 7: No no no no no no no.
Speaker 2: No no no.
Speaker 7: What are the options?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: These are the tool freaky freaky, freaky Friday questions. One
Speaker 3: came from Lyrica Anderson. I have to believe that that's
Speaker 3: her name, and she was talking about when is it
Speaker 3: okay to have sex with somebody? Like how long do
Speaker 3: you have to wait before people consider you a hole?
Speaker 3: Or let's talk about stinky COUCHI d d G said
Speaker 3: he likes stinky couchie. He that he's into that sweaty, sexy, nasty,
Speaker 3: smelly stinky COUCHI.
Speaker 7: Clearly Solomon has already decided, which.
Speaker 2: Rover No, no, no.
Speaker 4: I don't like him saying that because him and Holly
Speaker 4: still together, you know, Holly, my cousin. I don't like that, okay,
Speaker 4: because that's what people gonna assume. They're gonna assume, Oh
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, taking this little mermaid thing
Speaker 4: too far? Now, you're like a little fishy smell.
Speaker 2: I don't like That'll shut up, man, So where you
Speaker 2: want to go?
Speaker 7: Roxy, Well, it's that we're not gonna go there. That's
Speaker 7: that's really your cousin like that. Like, I'm just I
Speaker 7: got so many questions. First of all, there's nothing good
Speaker 7: about stinky kuchi, Like, that's just not a good And
Speaker 7: there's too many Instagram advertisements about bb jealous now that
Speaker 7: that should not be a problem with.
Speaker 2: Anybody's Let's just let's do stinky cuchie all right.
Speaker 3: Eight hundred five eighty five one oh five one. Do
Speaker 3: you like nasty, smelly, stinky sex?
Speaker 2: Now that could be.
Speaker 3: Coming from the gym, because coming from the gym, you
Speaker 3: could just have your workout and you're gonna have a
Speaker 3: little body oda and then you could get it in
Speaker 3: with your partner.
Speaker 2: But that's cool.
Speaker 7: I like I like me a little man smell.
Speaker 1: Now, I'm not talking about a woman's.
Speaker 7: A woman's situation should never be questionable, but a man
Speaker 7: if you got like that, man smell like that, you know, a.
Speaker 2: Gym smell, not like listen, I'm not.
Speaker 7: I'm definitely listen.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about it when because they link my right
Speaker 2: after I.
Speaker 4: Play ball, Cam Run Cam roon Gods, ladies keptain with
Speaker 4: DJ Clue Fantastic four. That's when they fall because they
Speaker 4: lick my all right after I play ball.
Speaker 3: Okay, eight hundred five one, let's discuss.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: Do you like stinky, smelly, nasty sex. It's the breakfast
Speaker 3: club of morning.
Speaker 1: It's Freaky Friday. God damn the breakfast club.
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