Speaker 1: Are you leave the I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 1: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how
Speaker 1: much baggage you claim and give us time and they
Speaker 1: termino and gage. We want to send you off inside.
Speaker 2: We wanna welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malcorn?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride?
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Tilgarath.
Speaker 3: We are leaving Karen's house.
Speaker 4: We're in the car and because of today's guest, I
Speaker 4: want to introduce him until we're near his house. But
Speaker 4: I I brought a gift, but it's a stipulation in
Speaker 4: that you cannot keep it. I just wanted to show
Speaker 4: you this and see if it affects you the same
Speaker 4: way it did me because my sister went to a
Speaker 4: sticker store and do you remember these?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I do.
Speaker 2: Those are Chris is showing me little stickers with root beer.
Speaker 2: It's a circle with a root beer smug roop beer
Speaker 2: in the center, and then it says cool, and I
Speaker 2: bet you they're scratch and snaffs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it smells so much like I can smell
Speaker 4: it through the packaging.
Speaker 1: Yes, mean that smells great.
Speaker 4: And the ones on the back, I don't remember all
Speaker 4: of them, but the roller skate one I assume smells.
Speaker 1: Like feet because there's look, there's.
Speaker 3: A ham one.
Speaker 4: I know they're kind of joke ones, but I vaguely remember.
Speaker 3: And the grass one smells like fresh cut grass.
Speaker 2: I remember the popcorn one smelling gross. And also there
Speaker 2: was one that was a pickle that was a human
Speaker 2: form pickle, so it had eyes, arms, legs, and I
Speaker 2: think it was giving you a thumbs up that smelled.
Speaker 3: Like pickles anthropomorphized pickle.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I used to often have to draw animals.
Speaker 4: For T shirts, where it would be a horse with
Speaker 4: tennis shoes on, but then I'd have to make the
Speaker 4: decision as to will it have human hands or hooves?
Speaker 1: And you went with hooves every time, right, I.
Speaker 4: Went for their hands, yes, because a horse with hands
Speaker 4: it's just scary. But a horse wearing shoes because you're
Speaker 4: in the whatever horse trot race in Austin, Texas or whatever.
Speaker 3: I was drawing it for.
Speaker 1: So sorry, it would have tennis shoes on its front.
Speaker 3: Hooves well, running like a human.
Speaker 4: I'd give it human muscular legs with any that bends
Speaker 4: like a humans, and then it's running. So the horse
Speaker 4: hands would be bent like a horse runs and have
Speaker 4: the same joints.
Speaker 3: So it was really half horse half human.
Speaker 1: But the answer I'm looking for is you gave.
Speaker 4: It hooves, yes for hand usually a human lower torso
Speaker 4: animal upper torso. Great, perfect, that's the decision you got
Speaker 4: to make, would answer Promorphie. But yeah, this reminds me
Speaker 4: of it really splits a room. The popcorn like, especially with.
Speaker 2: The popcorn smells horrible.
Speaker 1: It's horrible.
Speaker 4: I loved the popcorn jelly building and a lot of
Speaker 4: people didn't. It's maybe my favorite jellybe that's perverted.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I say.
Speaker 3: Oh no, and I enjoy it. You're right on a
Speaker 3: sexual I get a rouse.
Speaker 4: I think of my first time at the movies, getting
Speaker 4: ready to kiss a girl.
Speaker 2: It's so, it's it's they And I'm sorry because you
Speaker 2: know people that flavor things do the Lord's work. Yes,
Speaker 2: but they've gone wrong. Banana is off. Popcorn should have
Speaker 2: never happened. It's an aberration. And that I will stand
Speaker 2: by that.
Speaker 3: But what are your thoughts on Ham?
Speaker 2: Ham as a sticker for children is fascinating, Like I
Speaker 2: are those the new version?
Speaker 1: Are those the funny?
Speaker 4: I don't remember Ham, but I do remember fresh cut grass.
Speaker 1: I don't remember fresh cut grass.
Speaker 4: And I remember the roller skate one and it was
Speaker 4: always on someone else. I wasn't some rich kid that
Speaker 4: had stickers all over my trapper keeper. Uh, these are
Speaker 4: just from a distance. I enjoyed a lot of them,
Speaker 4: so I never smelled them well.
Speaker 2: And also, these are like teacher stickers really, so I
Speaker 2: don't These aren't the kinds kids would have that I remember.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're the ones you got on your paper.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, and I think that's why. My sister, being
Speaker 4: a teacher, that's why she got them. But she spent
Speaker 4: like fifty five dollars on stickers. It was a sticker store,
Speaker 4: like a candy shop. She just said, she walked in
Speaker 4: and it took her back to exactly nineteen seventy eight
Speaker 4: nostalgia so perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I want to just mention really.
Speaker 3: Quickly, that's my gift for you to look at and
Speaker 3: not touch. I'm going to put it back on the floor.
Speaker 1: Okay, Perfect, thanks for blooping me into that.
Speaker 4: For our guest, today's guest at the host of I said,
Speaker 4: no gifts, So that's as much as I'm gonna Yeah, if.
Speaker 1: You don't know who that is, then you're going to
Speaker 1: have to wait probably eleven.
Speaker 3: Minutes to find out the mirror in front of his house.
Speaker 2: But I was just going to say, it is incredibly
Speaker 2: hot outside today.
Speaker 5: This the.
Speaker 2: Temperature gauge, it's not a gauge in my car says
Speaker 2: it's ninety one.
Speaker 1: But it seems hotter than that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does, and I think that's because of my knees.
Speaker 4: Is we're talking about it, I believe a UV index.
Speaker 4: We're at an eleven. Yeah, they're kind of in the meteorology,
Speaker 4: my nieces. And we're gonna go whale watching. That's the
Speaker 4: next update that I.
Speaker 1: Had to bring you, Perfect.
Speaker 3: And I hope there's a whale.
Speaker 4: I didn't mean to bring my adult negativity, but I'm like, well,
Speaker 4: most people go on those things and they don't see
Speaker 4: a whale.
Speaker 3: Why did I say that?
Speaker 2: It's just where you're used to. You mostly communicate with
Speaker 2: comedians and you know, boy adult men that you hang
Speaker 2: out with. It's just some it's just a It's how
Speaker 2: we are naturally as adults.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, we get better get drama mean
Speaker 4: stickers for the back of our ears, because we could
Speaker 4: get all sick.
Speaker 3: On a boat. Why am I? Why do I bring
Speaker 3: that to the table.
Speaker 1: You're just trying to troubleshoot maybe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just don't want to be an advocate of
Speaker 4: the devil.
Speaker 1: Well also is a constant threat with you. But also
Speaker 1: you know you're not a I don't know how much
Speaker 1: you host.
Speaker 2: You're under the pressure of boasting, and I feel like
Speaker 2: you're feeling that pressure. So you don't want everybody to
Speaker 2: do on a boat and start barfing, and you don't
Speaker 2: want everyone to get on a boat and be disappointed.
Speaker 1: You're feeling pressure.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if we all get on the boat and the
Speaker 4: refuse starts playing and everyone starts vomiting everywhere. That new
Speaker 4: movie made for Force Masure it is called Oh Oh,
Speaker 4: Triangle of Saturn.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's my fear.
Speaker 4: That scene is so chaotic and so funny, reveals so
Speaker 4: many of my fears of being even on a cruise ship.
Speaker 4: Because you're just on a giant porta body, and I
Speaker 4: don't want to. I did spoil there is plumbing issues
Speaker 4: on the boat. That's that's the spoiler I'm giving for
Speaker 4: that movie.
Speaker 1: Well, people have had over a year to see that movie.
Speaker 4: Yes, if you don't know about the big diarrhea toy,
Speaker 4: let's say that's on you. But it is with it,
Speaker 4: It is with the music. It is a great cinematic moment.
Speaker 1: It's an it's amazing, and the whole movie is great.
Speaker 2: It's definitely a worth watching if you're staying indoors because
Speaker 2: it's boiling hot on the planet.
Speaker 1: Now, there's lots of things to be negative about. We
Speaker 1: all do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I just don't want to bring it to
Speaker 4: young people that are so hopeful. But it's anytime I'm
Speaker 4: on a boat or getting the chance to, of course,
Speaker 4: I say yes. Be it fishing, which I'm not into,
Speaker 4: or a sailboat, I will yes. I want to be
Speaker 4: on your boat or a cruise any no matter the
Speaker 4: size of the vessel.
Speaker 3: I get seasick.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I always think I'm above that, but no, that's just
Speaker 3: your system.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I can't do anything about it. But those little stickers
Speaker 1: behind the ear, they work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do work.
Speaker 1: They're great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I will after we podcast, going to get
Speaker 4: a smug test and some drama stickers to very adult
Speaker 4: to do list items.
Speaker 1: Get on it. Yeah, write it into your notes and
Speaker 1: your notes I did.
Speaker 3: I've set an alarm.
Speaker 1: So right now you're just kind of.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it's very fun.
Speaker 4: Bread, milk, barfing, no more barfing, barf avoiding stickers for
Speaker 4: back of ear.
Speaker 3: That was a longer note.
Speaker 2: Then you realize you could shorten it down to be
Speaker 2: a s F B.
Speaker 3: Yes, good where I'm very bad at that. I watch.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I go down a wormhole watching children spell at
Speaker 4: spelling bees that I've never even heard of. And I'm
Speaker 4: so bad at spelling out loud. Uh, it's something I'm
Speaker 4: just not good at visualizing a word and then spelling.
Speaker 4: I can write and spell pretty well, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I can write, and oftentimes I don't mean to really
Speaker 4: shove it in your face, but it's often incursive.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so sorry, you're doing cursive and spelling simultaneous.
Speaker 3: I'm bringing cursive back.
Speaker 1: And lappy yeah and sexy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the summer for cursives.
Speaker 1: Spelling it sexy cursive summer girls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dare you to remember with a capital less looks
Speaker 4: like a cursive all you millennials out there, That's the only.
Speaker 3: Issue I have. But yeah, I'm very very excited.
Speaker 2: You have a lot of you have plans and schemes. Yes,
Speaker 2: a lot of stuff going on, yes, which is nice.
Speaker 2: I'm it's Friday today, that the day that we're recording,
Speaker 2: and I'm very excited because I write as Chris rang
Speaker 2: my doorbell. I was finishing my last email for Friday,
Speaker 2: which is sometimes a hard feeling to get, like am
Speaker 2: I ever really done? It's a real it hangs over me.
Speaker 2: But I actually got the approval. I asked twice.
Speaker 1: It's like, does anyone else need anything from me?
Speaker 2: Because I'm going to send this email that I'm going
Speaker 2: to be done and it will be the weekend.
Speaker 4: And did you shut your laptop and then kind of
Speaker 4: look at it and smile and smirk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then record scratch, And then five more emails
Speaker 2: came in, No record.
Speaker 4: And you're out paddling out on a wave because it's
Speaker 4: weekend time.
Speaker 2: And then a blue whale comes up to me and
Speaker 2: it's like, we're avoiding those boats over there.
Speaker 1: If you want to hang out, No, you have to
Speaker 1: go to the boats.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, they did. My sister brought it up on
Speaker 4: her phone. They have a tally of what whales.
Speaker 3: And dolphins had been seen that day.
Speaker 4: Two o'clock blue whale, three o'clock average dolphin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and the numbers look good.
Speaker 2: Dolphin parentheses not smiling, Yes, dolphin little to no horne.
Speaker 1: Dolphin below average.
Speaker 3: They do.
Speaker 4: It's really weird how they say whether or not they're
Speaker 4: handsome or not.
Speaker 2: I know, I think it's it's wrong, but it's so
Speaker 2: today's society and culture. Yeah, just to be rating dolphins hot,
Speaker 2: dolphin starboard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is a celebrity dolphins star tour.
Speaker 2: This dolphin looks like it's gained some babyweight type of stuff.
Speaker 4: The other place that was very exciting for my sister.
Speaker 4: They've brought back a spree. Oh yes, and I know
Speaker 4: that you're from the Bay Area, So did you ever
Speaker 4: go to the spree?
Speaker 1: Oh? This Spree outlets.
Speaker 4: That was something we would literally go on a road
Speaker 4: trip from Montana and stop there so my sister could
Speaker 4: rummage through that was on the floor.
Speaker 2: It was basically a literal warehouse, not not being hipstery,
Speaker 2: but a true warehouse where you could go down and
Speaker 2: get either lie one off things things didn't sell or
Speaker 2: things that they made and only had at the warehouse.
Speaker 2: And I think we've talked about this, but there was
Speaker 2: a chance that if you were spotted at the spree outlet,
Speaker 2: they might ask you to model in.
Speaker 1: Their next lib.
Speaker 3: I vaguely remember that.
Speaker 2: Yep, they had all regular like shoppers as the models,
Speaker 2: and that was a big thing in the Bay area.
Speaker 4: That has to be why my sister would go already
Speaker 4: wearing a spree. Sure, it's like I wonder if I
Speaker 4: could ask her about that, if.
Speaker 3: She would admit to wanting to being a spree.
Speaker 1: I want to answer for Lisa.
Speaker 2: Lisa, I think you and I know each other well
Speaker 2: enough right now we have lived parallel lives enough, so
Speaker 2: I'm gonna answer. I'm gonna take this one for you
Speaker 2: as her legal representation right now.
Speaker 1: She absolutely dreamed of being a model, and that a
Speaker 1: spree cattle.
Speaker 3: Now we have to go to court.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was and for some reason fun for me,
Speaker 4: even though at the time I think it was mostly
Speaker 4: not clothes for little boys.
Speaker 1: No boys allowed.
Speaker 4: Actually yeah, yeah, but I did run much around and
Speaker 4: make eye contact with adult women.
Speaker 3: There's I was ahead of my time.
Speaker 1: You were.
Speaker 2: You were going walking around with your little cigar in
Speaker 2: your mouth trying to take deals.
Speaker 1: Hey there, hey there, I think I could put you
Speaker 1: in the catalog this season.
Speaker 4: It's funny that I did look forward to it. I
Speaker 4: kind of want a Spree shirt with the classic font.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 2: You know Lynn Shawcroft, right stand up legendary stand up
Speaker 2: comic from Canada. And at first she told me this, like,
Speaker 2: you know, a couple of years after. But the first
Speaker 2: night she and I met, it was at the Coach
Speaker 2: and Horses, a very now gone dive bar that used
Speaker 2: to be on Sense of Bleord.
Speaker 4: I confuse it for the pig and whistle and all
Speaker 4: the other animal and instrument, the harp and pig, the
Speaker 4: harp and bird.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of mom what was the other one
Speaker 1: that was.
Speaker 3: The bigger cat and fiddle?
Speaker 1: Thank you animal instrument.
Speaker 2: But at the Coach and Horses, I was they showed
Speaker 2: up and they had been at a show. So of
Speaker 2: course by the time I was being introduced to Lynn,
Speaker 2: I was ship faced, and she said she was wearing
Speaker 2: in a Spree shirt and I tourn Someone's like, oh, Karen,
Speaker 2: have you met Lynn Sharkraft and I turned on I.
Speaker 1: Went high Spree.
Speaker 2: It was like I could not figure out if you
Speaker 2: were being mean or nice, And I'm like, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: how I get you.
Speaker 1: I like to ride that line.
Speaker 3: I actually have known an a Spree first name.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: Oh, she was a producer. We worked some freelance stuff
Speaker 4: with Fuel. She's a producer editor often known as the
Speaker 4: business as a predator.
Speaker 1: That's not true, it is true. That's the that's the
Speaker 1: word we use.
Speaker 4: It was a tongue in cheek fun but a producer
Speaker 4: editor as a predator.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was a fun office everyone. It was behind anyone's mat.
Speaker 1: It was a fuel turn yes, got it. Yeah, as
Speaker 1: we were edgy skips. Yeah. Youth culture, it's almost like it.
Speaker 2: Ispree was girl youth culture in the eighties, in the
Speaker 2: early to mid eighties and slightly into the late eighties.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Spree that I knew was born at
Speaker 4: a time where her parents possibly named her after the clothing.
Speaker 3: But I did not want to ask that because.
Speaker 2: Her parents could have been French and they were naming
Speaker 2: her after the word spirit.
Speaker 3: I think they were other Land.
Speaker 1: Yes, French Canadian, French Canadian.
Speaker 2: Yes, Nova Scotian, Nova Scotian. Who else Martinique? Maybe they
Speaker 2: could have been for Martinique.
Speaker 4: The cobble, snow and streets of a very European Montreal Monreal.
Speaker 3: Did you ever go to Montreal for the Just for
Speaker 3: Laughs festival?
Speaker 2: I did once writing for Wanda Sykes, but it is
Speaker 2: not Uh. I was going to say it's not in Europe,
Speaker 2: but you meant it's European.
Speaker 4: Right, No, it is a part of Canada that feels
Speaker 4: like you're in Europe.
Speaker 1: Yes see, like that's my bad habit.
Speaker 2: If you're going to talk about your bad habit of negativity,
Speaker 2: that's mine where I really love correcting people, and it's
Speaker 2: it's not a good habit.
Speaker 4: No, it's I mean I know that Canada is not
Speaker 4: in Europe.
Speaker 6: I mean I.
Speaker 1: Feel like I should know.
Speaker 4: You know that, but when because I had at the
Speaker 4: time never been to Europe.
Speaker 3: There's a part of old Montreal.
Speaker 4: I think it's called Yeah, and it actually is very European.
Speaker 1: It literally has cobblesome.
Speaker 4: Streets, yes, yeah, and these frenchmen let me get on
Speaker 4: a trapeez and swing. There was a neat below att
Speaker 4: but that's not in America. They would never let you
Speaker 4: just get on a trapeze.
Speaker 1: Are they from they?
Speaker 4: I think they dabbled in cirt delay like circuses, well, but.
Speaker 1: I think c is from Montreal originally.
Speaker 3: Oh then they had to be.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and you weren't asking any questions. You were
Speaker 2: just jumping on that trip.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: After our shows, Chad Daniels and I it was very funny,
Speaker 4: suld We should have him one day on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 4: She and I went to a like a party and
Speaker 4: met these French clowns and it was confusing to me
Speaker 4: because they had beards and I'm like, DDE, doesn't.
Speaker 3: The white makeup get in your beard?
Speaker 4: But one of them they were buying us drinks and
Speaker 4: being very nice, kept bringing us.
Speaker 3: Drinks and I was like, these clowns are so nice.
Speaker 4: And the next day Chad got a call from this
Speaker 4: after hours party and he said, your wallet is here.
Speaker 4: It's on the couch if you want to pick it up.
Speaker 4: I see you have a flight at eight am tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Some of these clowns had picked his pocket and used
Speaker 4: the money in his wallet to buy his drinks.
Speaker 1: That's amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So it was hard to be totally mad at
Speaker 4: them because they were delightful and they were doing backflips
Speaker 4: and stuff, and there were great dancers and we were
Speaker 4: at like it was people had masquerade masks where at
Speaker 4: like a French ice wide shot party.
Speaker 2: That's very clownish to be like, would you like another
Speaker 2: drinkets on.
Speaker 4: Those It's like, look, I may do a poodle And
Speaker 4: then as they grab his wallet.
Speaker 1: They get the credit for being wonderful hosts. Yeah, pay
Speaker 1: for nothing.
Speaker 3: Those clowns were nice.
Speaker 1: That is really fun.
Speaker 3: It's my wallet. Shit, Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2: Also, just you saying an eight am flight, no thanks,
Speaker 2: I just got upset.
Speaker 3: Like I have to get on an eight am flight Monday.
Speaker 4: My flight to Missoula six am, and that's the way
Speaker 4: I like it, get there right around nine.
Speaker 3: It's also always cheaper to fly early.
Speaker 1: Oh is that true.
Speaker 4: I think that's the reason I'm always leaving at six am.
Speaker 3: That's the time no one wants to fly. Yeah, lower prices,
Speaker 3: just to let you.
Speaker 4: In behind the scenes of the flight pricing. Thank you,
Speaker 4: you're well. Yeah, let people behind the curtain off.
Speaker 2: And it humanizes you, you know what I mean. It
Speaker 2: makes people understand what you're like.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd like to let people know that you might
Speaker 4: be sick on about things like that.
Speaker 3: M hm, the inside scooped.
Speaker 2: You like to let people know of things they should
Speaker 2: look out for that you're scared of for yourself.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good way to let people know your
Speaker 4: own fears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, by pretending they're the ones that.
Speaker 3: Are worried about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what we all do.
Speaker 3: I think I do do that a lot.
Speaker 2: I think everybody does. You can't just be sitting there
Speaker 2: stating your own.
Speaker 1: Fears like a fool.
Speaker 2: You have to be workshopping them as it's everybody's problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's important to let my sweet eighteen year old
Speaker 4: nieces know and I'm worried about my career in my
Speaker 4: late forties, because one day they'll relate.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, vacation, I mean you can't just stop being
Speaker 2: yourself on vacation.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: No, Although I do try to be a chipper in
Speaker 4: the morning chipper I am eighty, like I've been in
Speaker 4: a good mood in the morning. I'm trying it because
Speaker 4: normally I'm like, it's okay that I'm like not the
Speaker 4: funnest person right when I wake up. Yeah, but when
Speaker 4: you're around young people who are excited and positive about
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 3: You don't want to bring that to the table. So
Speaker 3: I've been trying to watch that.
Speaker 2: I feel like a thing you need to give yourself
Speaker 2: credit for right now is that you're right on the look,
Speaker 2: like right on a cusp where you're aware of what
Speaker 2: you're doing and you want to change it, which is
Speaker 2: like three quarters of the battle. So being in a
Speaker 2: bad mood in the morning is sometimes a thing people
Speaker 2: can't control and feel very like tied to it, and
Speaker 2: you're basically like, I can control it and i'd like to,
Speaker 2: which is a big Yes, it's a it's a it's
Speaker 2: a form of self therapy, yeah, and self regulation where
Speaker 2: ultimately it's like these kids here, you know whatever, you
Speaker 2: could be blaming anybody for your own bad mood in
Speaker 2: the morning, and you're not.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, I'm going to try.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make an effort to make sure I
Speaker 2: don't ruin their fic age.
Speaker 4: No, they've they've been putting me in a good mood,
Speaker 4: Like unshakable positivity is something I do not possess even
Speaker 4: when I was their age, or maybe especially right.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, that's because you were made to be a
Speaker 1: crossing guard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stuff like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was worried about people's safety at a very
Speaker 4: young age.
Speaker 1: You were forced into the adult roles too early.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's also kids these days, just
Speaker 2: by human evolution, are being raised better than we were,
Speaker 2: and therefore they get to have all these kind of
Speaker 2: benefits that we didn't get to have, Right, I would
Speaker 2: love to direct people less. I would have also loved
Speaker 2: to have been picked up from fucking school every day,
Speaker 2: but that I didn't get to.
Speaker 1: Have that that.
Speaker 4: I've been thinking about it a lot, Like where did
Speaker 4: I eat?
Speaker 3: Where did I get my money?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Was I really just? Hey, can I come to your
Speaker 3: house for lunch?
Speaker 4: And foraging through my friend's parents freezer for frozen burritos?
Speaker 3: Like I never had money on me?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I think a lot nobody did. And everybody
Speaker 2: forged through their friend's parents house. You literally sometimes chose
Speaker 2: who's else to go to based on whose mom bought
Speaker 2: the best groceries.
Speaker 4: Right, Oh yeah, coming from a house where carib chips,
Speaker 4: where all.
Speaker 3: I knew of chocolate?
Speaker 4: When I go to a friend's house and they had
Speaker 4: cereal with a tinfoil bag inside, like why is this tenfoil?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: My god? You get to have a bowl of candy
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 2: I mean you showing that root beer mug sticker. I
Speaker 2: remember being served root beer at dinner one night at
Speaker 2: my friend Andy Packard's house and being blown out the doors, like,
Speaker 2: how is this happening? Have I gone to Las Vegas?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: This is next level partying for like a seven year old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, soda dinner is like dinner. Soda dinner is like
Speaker 4: a craps table till four am for a kid.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I was having a slumber party with Caligula.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are we gonna eat some pheasant livers? Now?
Speaker 1: This is living.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, my parents are like, if you want peanut butter,
Speaker 2: peanut butter, go mix it yourself.
Speaker 3: In the peanut butter grinder in.
Speaker 2: The fucking Remember the old fashioned Laura Scutter's old fashioned
Speaker 2: peanut butter that had literally an inch of oil at
Speaker 2: the top and you had to mix it with a
Speaker 2: knife to get it sandwich ready.
Speaker 1: It's a pre mix it with Laura Scutter.
Speaker 4: Was it grandma's too? Wasn't there was grandma's or grandpa's.
Speaker 3: It was a net.
Speaker 4: There's just a whole world of natural peanut butter that
Speaker 4: came with three inches of oil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, jop with it. It was. And also it was
Speaker 1: very hard mix, especially if you were a child.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you.
Speaker 2: Know then if you don't want peanut butter, then you
Speaker 2: have to pick something else in the refrigerator of nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why my sister and I ended up eating
Speaker 1: a lot of buttered toast.
Speaker 4: My dad always had the story of like they would
Speaker 4: say the threat if he didn't like what they were
Speaker 4: making for dinner, do you want to eat at the
Speaker 4: neighbors And he always.
Speaker 3: Wanted to say, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yes please, that'd be amazing.
Speaker 3: But I think it was during a time where that.
Speaker 1: He would get slapped yeah in the face, where that
Speaker 1: was hard.
Speaker 2: I mean, and that was two generations ago, not ancient
Speaker 2: history where it'd be like you'd ask for something and
Speaker 2: just get backhanded, and that that was just the understanding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you teach children.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Ooh, I think we're in a better time comes
Speaker 4: to our youth.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, we're going by that place I talked about.
Speaker 4: This is the Vegan Reuben place, this is the little
Speaker 4: I am incorrect, and I'd like to retract that that
Speaker 4: was someone's house and we went.
Speaker 1: There to like a random apartment building or it's like,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: Think if we went there and asked for a vegan ruben,
Speaker 4: we would pray it would be a comfortable uncomfortable at best.
Speaker 1: Wait, you had a vegan ruben.
Speaker 4: Yes, my my nieces are plant based and right use
Speaker 4: no plastic.
Speaker 2: And you told me that did you tell me this
Speaker 2: last time? And you were just pointing it out. I
Speaker 2: am repeating myself, No, no, no, I was asking because
Speaker 2: I didn't remember.
Speaker 4: I was no, no, we I swear it was near here,
Speaker 4: But it doesn't make any sense that it would be
Speaker 4: that just apartment looked like a sandwich walk up window.
Speaker 2: That was almost kind of like when you're like a
Speaker 2: kid and you just want to be talking, so you're
Speaker 2: just like, that's the place I was at before.
Speaker 7: No, No, it was, I really it's it's just on
Speaker 7: the heels of talking about going to a friend's house
Speaker 7: and remaging through that I really want to stop at
Speaker 7: a strangers and ask for a vegan ruben.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just whip one up old fashion peanut butter.
Speaker 3: Oh. Look at those.
Speaker 4: There's like vented shirts. I wonder if they net them
Speaker 4: charge a lot for them. I wonder if let's go
Speaker 4: to their house too.
Speaker 2: There's the there was kind of a great Hello Kitty shirt.
Speaker 2: I was like, is that going to be my style
Speaker 2: for the summer? Yeah, stop wearing all black and start
Speaker 2: wearing Hair'syku clothing.
Speaker 1: That'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think this is the summer that you start wearing
Speaker 4: me on and dressing like you're in a Wham video.
Speaker 3: Yay, And I will adopt your.
Speaker 4: Goth look, okay, which I also trust me, there were
Speaker 4: entire years where we're all black.
Speaker 1: It's just easy.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It's easy.
Speaker 2: And then if you get caught somewhere you don't want
Speaker 2: to be, you just tell people. I'm the stage manager.
Speaker 4: For Roy Orbison, my friend's woman I dated years ago.
Speaker 4: Her and her brother and her entire family lived in
Speaker 4: Malibu and they lived right next door to Roy Orbison,
Speaker 4: and they did not know that he was a musician
Speaker 4: at all. And before in that house, Andy from Duran
Speaker 4: Duran lived there, and they didn't know what Duran Duran was.
Speaker 4: I think they was because they had older parents.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, but.
Speaker 4: They just said it was the neighbor named Roy. It
Speaker 4: wasn't until later and he had passed away that they
Speaker 4: found out it was Roy Orbison.
Speaker 2: Were they just like not intrusive or was it they
Speaker 2: just kind of weren't paying attention.
Speaker 4: I think it's I don't know. I always wanted to
Speaker 4: ask a lot of questions, but I think that I
Speaker 4: would be embarrassing them if I kept saying, how did
Speaker 4: you not know Roy Orbison?
Speaker 3: How?
Speaker 4: How apparently he had a dog that also wore all
Speaker 4: black that would bite them a lot.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a little medallion just like Roy.
Speaker 1: You know what I was going to ask you?
Speaker 2: And maybe we should wait until our guest gets in
Speaker 2: the car, because it just made me think of when
Speaker 2: we were talking about anthropomorphic animal illustration.
Speaker 3: Of horse hands.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh Jesus, the street is steep, it is. It
Speaker 2: made me think the great debate of would a horse
Speaker 2: wearing jeans have it like on the bottom half of
Speaker 2: their body jean's legs being on the front legs and
Speaker 2: the back legs, and then it just goes up half
Speaker 2: the body or is it back half of the body
Speaker 2: where the jeans would be worn.
Speaker 4: Oh, a back half, yeah, Because I'm already deciding there
Speaker 4: has to be a hole for that tail.
Speaker 3: To come out.
Speaker 2: Yep, good plan. Yeah, although you could do it right
Speaker 2: under the tail. I guess if you were going to
Speaker 2: do bottom half.
Speaker 4: I've done polar bears that play racquetball. I've done turkeys
Speaker 4: for the turkey trot. Running with humans. It used to
Speaker 4: be one of my specialties, but often it only came
Speaker 4: up because people were like, we want this animal doing
Speaker 4: this activity, and then they'd knock on my private door.
Speaker 4: Dimly lit room where it's just drawing animals.
Speaker 1: With hands, Not on your private door.
Speaker 3: This is not where our guests used to live.
Speaker 1: Right are we locked? Oops? Sorry, sorry that was me.
Speaker 3: A terrible foot.
Speaker 1: You've moved, I've moved.
Speaker 5: I met your snowboards in my garage.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: I gave Bridge a snowboard that before you go into that,
Speaker 4: please introduce him.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 4: Our guests, you know, from clubs and colleges throughout the
Speaker 4: country and from the podcast. I said, no gifts. Put
Speaker 4: your ears together for Bridge or Winneger.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm getting the mic put on me as we speak.
Speaker 1: Here's what here's an interesting factoid.
Speaker 2: Our producer Anie Nelson is Bridger's producer Honly Nelson as well.
Speaker 5: I had no idea. I didn't think they would be here.
Speaker 4: You were, you were, we were gonna dish about your
Speaker 4: other podcasts, and now you can.
Speaker 5: Right, you're very quiet for the rest of the ride.
Speaker 3: That's okay.
Speaker 1: Oftentimes that's how our episodes go.
Speaker 2: Bridger, sorry, really quick, but I've done it again with
Speaker 2: the charging of this car.
Speaker 3: Oh, You've got to be kidding.
Speaker 1: So I think we have to go and just get
Speaker 1: at a little zap from a supercharger.
Speaker 3: On this side of time, we are at sixteen percent. Well,
Speaker 3: if we're gonna make it to Phoenix.
Speaker 1: Let's just go. Let's go on that road trip we
Speaker 1: finally we've been talking about for years.
Speaker 3: It is so cold here, Let's go to Phoenix.
Speaker 4: I am only comfortable when it's one hundred and fifteen
Speaker 4: humidity the heat.
Speaker 5: I've already been out in the heat. I went and
Speaker 5: picketed this morning.
Speaker 3: Oh where over at Netflix? How was it? It was
Speaker 3: a riot?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: It was the first day of.
Speaker 1: Being over there, and so there's a ton of people,
Speaker 1: so many people.
Speaker 4: My sister and nieces are picketing right now just because
Speaker 4: they're pro Union's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not there, but I had a good reason.
Speaker 1: You have auditions and yet.
Speaker 3: A lot of roles have opened up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's really I've done so much networking these uh
Speaker 4: you know, gatherings. Just I bring headshots because you never
Speaker 4: know when things are going to pick back up. I'm kidding,
Speaker 4: of course, it's very important. I hope that SAG striked,
Speaker 4: you know, the last time SAG struck.
Speaker 3: If I'm using that correctly, that's where residuals came from.
Speaker 4: And health insurance and the best part of SAG. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's the best insurance. Got daddy a new hip. I'm
Speaker 4: sorry I called myself daddy again, like to apologize to everyone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's I think it's so monumental that
Speaker 2: SAG is striking with or that everybody's striking together, and
Speaker 2: it actually could really change things. And UPS is going
Speaker 2: on strike, and nurses are going on strike, and a
Speaker 2: bunch of other people.
Speaker 1: There should just be a general strike.
Speaker 3: It's incredible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it feels so good that everyone's just saying not anymore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is very important.
Speaker 5: And now we hope that we don't all fold just
Speaker 5: immediately cave.
Speaker 1: I mean, it doesn't. It feels to me like fran
Speaker 1: Drusher has no intention of caving.
Speaker 5: That speech.
Speaker 3: My god, I only I watched it with the audio off.
Speaker 4: I can't remember why it was during quiet time, but
Speaker 4: I just I could tell by she just seemed so
Speaker 4: kick ass whatever she was saying, I was believing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Way she truly channeled the way everybody feels right now,
Speaker 5: way that I could not have expect.
Speaker 2: It was great because also it felt like she was
Speaker 2: hedging like a couple months ago.
Speaker 5: Oh right, of course.
Speaker 2: So that was the worry is that it's like, well,
Speaker 2: we'll just always be divided and separate, and I think
Speaker 2: the entire nation is like, well, we all need to
Speaker 2: be united because it's truly the ninety eight point seven
Speaker 2: against those upper right.
Speaker 5: Ready, they're ready to do cats. I'll push us into
Speaker 5: the grinder.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: At the end of her serious speech, did she do
Speaker 4: her signature nanny laugh with a wink?
Speaker 3: She should have. I think she earned that.
Speaker 2: But then you zoom in and there's a tears running down,
Speaker 2: silently running down.
Speaker 3: Oh that would be I'd love to be in charge
Speaker 3: of that animation. At the end of the speech.
Speaker 5: Were you two big nanny watchers?
Speaker 1: Not one episode I've never seen?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know that the it was for men.
Speaker 2: It was I quite sure who it was for children?
Speaker 3: Was it like a kids show?
Speaker 1: I think so?
Speaker 3: Yeah, interesting, I think so. And she'd always got missed
Speaker 3: a Sheffield and mister Sheffield I assume was the father.
Speaker 1: I mean it may I don't know if was it
Speaker 1: on prime Time? I'm not sure, but it was definitely
Speaker 1: like kids.
Speaker 2: It was just like Charles in Charge, where it's like, oh, interesting,
Speaker 2: kids are kids are the subject and on all their
Speaker 2: conversations are child.
Speaker 5: Based, right, the nanny's taking care of the kids. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I feel like I could get into it. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: think it's time for me.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I have to interject. That's not what the show
Speaker 1: is like, God, damn it, what is it.
Speaker 8: It's it's actually like the kids are like a side character.
Speaker 1: Sorry, get in here.
Speaker 8: It's one of my comfort shows. Actually, the writing is
Speaker 8: held up so well. It's so funny that the timing
Speaker 8: is incredible.
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 3: It's it kind of like Golden Girls in that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should watch it.
Speaker 3: Okay, watch it. This is great.
Speaker 5: Want to Discovery.
Speaker 1: It's actually very credible.
Speaker 8: It's a very sexual show because it's like her flirting
Speaker 8: with the dad the whole time.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, and she wears a lot of mosquito blazers
Speaker 4: with interesting buttons like bathknob buttons, and a lot of
Speaker 4: plaid as I recall, but no, I've never seen leopard print.
Speaker 2: Well also, I think, look, we both have declared that
Speaker 2: we've never seen one episode. And then I went on
Speaker 2: to tell everybody how it is, like what it's like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why am I like this?
Speaker 4: It's okay, I'm glad God corrected your correction got corrected.
Speaker 2: It's real time, and thank God because you just on
Speaker 2: Alyast just solved a bunch of online back and forth
Speaker 2: and now we.
Speaker 4: Don't have to deal with Yeah, you had written a
Speaker 4: bunch of with red pen on someone's homework, and I
Speaker 4: at least came and put a big X over what
Speaker 4: you're wrote.
Speaker 8: I was just sitting here waiting silently for someone to
Speaker 8: in the car around, and I was like, I think
Speaker 8: it's me gotta do it, got it jump?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's our everyone's homework.
Speaker 1: It's for babies. No, it's not. I think it's to
Speaker 1: it's dirty.
Speaker 4: I think it's programming for cats, Like you leave the
Speaker 4: house and you turn it on for your cat.
Speaker 1: Yep, everywhere, right.
Speaker 2: I think her voice is very lilting and quiet and
Speaker 2: pleasant to listen to, and that's kind of the.
Speaker 5: Whole show ultimately soothing.
Speaker 4: I wonder how much the decision to make her president
Speaker 4: of SAG had to do with her voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she could just get the message across. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a commanding cleanly and clearly.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well I'm I'm I'm considerate tvode.
Speaker 1: Yeah for real.
Speaker 2: Now I feel like I absolutely must just just to
Speaker 2: correct my ignorance.
Speaker 5: I think this is the for and renaissance. Yeah, she's
Speaker 5: back on the scene. This is truly nothing could be
Speaker 5: better for someone's career than what's happening right now. And
Speaker 5: I'm not saying this is a cynical move on France party, right, No,
Speaker 5: this is not a move you never know. Maybe she's
Speaker 5: just way ahead of us in the game, but I mean,
Speaker 5: you give a speech like that, everybody's on your side.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh god, that's my other homework. I got to watch
Speaker 4: this speech with the sound on. It's important when comprehending
Speaker 4: speech in general, to be hearing it.
Speaker 1: Hearing it is a big part of.
Speaker 5: The speech from beginning to end with no sound.
Speaker 1: Just so you're just using fran Dresher for her appearance.
Speaker 4: I want I could tell she was speaking with authority
Speaker 4: and that she has a very symmetrical, beautiful face.
Speaker 3: True, and that's all that I got, you know. The
Speaker 3: sound was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh boy, if the right lane is closed ahead,
Speaker 2: how do you get?
Speaker 1: How do I get? What about my needs?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: I would do this.
Speaker 1: Street coming up. We're going to take a right.
Speaker 4: Everything the thing where you to those cones in a
Speaker 4: panic and then just turn on your blanker and throw
Speaker 4: your arms in.
Speaker 3: The air repeatedly. I think we should all do it
Speaker 3: as a group.
Speaker 2: It's called doing it La style. I'm going to do
Speaker 2: what that guy's doing. Oh as you can?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah in Europe.
Speaker 3: See lad that we were patient, Ridgar.
Speaker 1: It is so hot outside.
Speaker 2: What are some tips for summer living that you that
Speaker 2: get you through these hot days?
Speaker 5: I am finally accepting the wetness. I'm wet by eleven
Speaker 5: and then I'm just I'm not doing anything about it. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I was so wet all of yesterday, went to the
Speaker 5: movies wet. Oh yeah, and that there was time for
Speaker 5: me to fix it up, but I just said, why, Yeah,
Speaker 5: there's no reason to This is how we all are. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like We're just in a sweaty Italian marketplace at.
Speaker 3: All times, there's legs of lamb hanging.
Speaker 5: So I'm just that for me. This is the first
Speaker 5: summer I'm in the car. The air conditioning's on. It's
Speaker 5: doing nothing for me. Oh no, I mean the cold
Speaker 5: is coming out, but my body is just not accepting it.
Speaker 1: It's not just right.
Speaker 3: I remain hot.
Speaker 9: Yeah, if you totally enjol enjoled, if you enjolled yourself
Speaker 9: in the cool air, and I think I'm using that
Speaker 9: word correctly, you would only be setting yourself up for
Speaker 9: disappointment later.
Speaker 1: When you got out the car door opens.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've known you long enough to know your hair
Speaker 4: a little bit. Is your hair wavyer and curlier?
Speaker 3: My h, that's a good question.
Speaker 5: This is we're currently in a dry heat, right, Hair's okay, right,
Speaker 5: But the moment that any level of humidity enters the picture,
Speaker 5: I again, it's another thing I have to accept.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was my You talked about being wet all
Speaker 4: day when I lived in Austin. It was I just realized, Oh, everyone,
Speaker 4: just it's okay with this.
Speaker 3: You leave the hout, you take.
Speaker 4: A shower, your hair, my hair would stay wet all day.
Speaker 4: Towels do not dry, and everyone just got used to it.
Speaker 4: You hugged people, their shirt would be ringably wet, and I.
Speaker 3: Was just like, I guess that's Texas.
Speaker 5: And I assume your hair was really a ring lists.
Speaker 1: It was huge, it was huge.
Speaker 3: It was huge ringlets. At least each ringlet was a
Speaker 3: thousand hairs.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes what are you two doing with the heat.
Speaker 2: I'm considering wearing shirts that aren't black, you know, I'm
Speaker 2: just at least considering.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right before we picked you up, we were talking
Speaker 4: about Karen wearing nothing but neon.
Speaker 1: This is going to be as described at my Wham summer.
Speaker 3: Yes, I am going whale watching Saturday.
Speaker 4: Oh, so the boat will have a breeze and the way,
Speaker 4: you know, how boats are you get down there by
Speaker 4: the ocean.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got at least a five degree temperature drop.
Speaker 4: I do not miss living in Marina del Rey next
Speaker 4: to retired boat people who were only in their thirties
Speaker 4: but seemed to be done with their careers, and because
Speaker 4: the Echo Park is much friendlier. But I do miss
Speaker 4: it's fifteen degrees schooler there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh yeah, it has to be like one hundred
Speaker 5: and twenty here to go to the beach for a
Speaker 5: warm beach today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is true. That settles it. Let's go to
Speaker 3: the beach. Welcome to this three hour episode.
Speaker 1: Do you have a Do you have something that you
Speaker 1: want to show GIF?
Speaker 3: Well, I can't.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we're having a private conversation. I told you that
Speaker 4: they're not silling to give. I stole them from my sisters.
Speaker 4: Oh you're a green Kate's bag.
Speaker 1: I thought.
Speaker 2: The whole thing I thought of you showing them to
Speaker 2: me was I'm going to get you.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Bridgard, we don't live fight in front of you.
Speaker 4: I do want to show you these just to see
Speaker 4: if they bring back childhood memories for you, but don't
Speaker 4: take them out.
Speaker 3: I stole them against my sisters. Will Do you remember those?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: No? I mean I remember a scratch and sniff sticker, but.
Speaker 4: That is a specific one, and I think it just
Speaker 4: speaks to a specific I think it was my sister
Speaker 4: having those stickers. It was a window of time and
Speaker 4: she went into a sticker store that was all brightly
Speaker 4: lad and colorful, like a candy shop with a soda
Speaker 4: jerk that you know, kids come in and talk about
Speaker 4: their problems, like they're at the bar. They have sticker
Speaker 4: versions of those places, and it was all stickers that
Speaker 4: it was just this. There would be stickers for all
Speaker 4: of us there that would bring back our childhoods.
Speaker 5: So for these these are new but built. Yeah, there's
Speaker 5: a QR code, So these weren't made in nineteen seventy eight.
Speaker 4: I have to believe that there was a factory somewhere
Speaker 4: that manufactured these stickers and then they just reopened it
Speaker 4: and turned on the printing presses and the smelling salts.
Speaker 3: They look incredibly authentic.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes they are.
Speaker 4: I think they are. In the back there's popcorn ones. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I can kind of picture a cherry with a face.
Speaker 4: Are you looking forward to turning left into this congestion?
Speaker 5: Listen, I've this is my in and out. This is
Speaker 5: what I go through weekly.
Speaker 2: Well, because there's a freeway on ramp right, that's what right,
Speaker 2: that's the congestion part.
Speaker 1: So we'll just have to power through.
Speaker 4: I mean there's people getting out of their moving vans
Speaker 4: consulting others, and by that I mean getting in arguments.
Speaker 3: This is classic. We should turn on our dash cam.
Speaker 1: This is this is La Baby. Well, I'm sorry for
Speaker 1: the I'm sorry for the.
Speaker 2: So the do not belong to a conversation that I
Speaker 2: misunderstood entirely at the top of this podcast.
Speaker 3: I know, I knew.
Speaker 4: I knew it would be confusing, and I knew what
Speaker 4: I was bringing to the table was was problematic.
Speaker 3: Do any of us get to smell them? I guess.
Speaker 5: Smell them the least you could do.
Speaker 3: Okay, give that a whiff. Do not scratch. You don't
Speaker 3: need to scratch. It's right there. Yeah, they are borderline.
Speaker 5: You're fine, I'm denying you. Okay. It smells very root beer.
Speaker 5: It smells like root beer candy, yes, which I hate.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: That was the thing with these stickers. When I was
Speaker 4: a kid, I was very tactile and I did want
Speaker 4: to lick them.
Speaker 3: But it's found.
Speaker 4: Upon And as for your wishes, last time you did
Speaker 4: the podcast, we promised we would go through a saying
Speaker 4: our Bucks drive through.
Speaker 3: We've got to get a coffee. Yeah, for sure, and
Speaker 3: that's what we're doing right now.
Speaker 1: That's not right. The second because we have to charge
Speaker 1: the car members. Oh yes, remember that problem.
Speaker 3: Getting ahead of myself. Well, we're gonna sit in the
Speaker 3: car for a little while.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we can talk about yay, Oh, here we go.
Speaker 5: This is way easier than that classic experience is just.
Speaker 3: Going to back into it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do we do now?
Speaker 3: I don't know technically.
Speaker 1: Oh is that what you're doing?
Speaker 3: They were here first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were there.
Speaker 3: Might I think there may be more up here to
Speaker 3: our left. This my backfire and the car behind us.
Speaker 2: See, it's never going to acknowledge that that's what.
Speaker 1: I did for you.
Speaker 4: Are we one hundred percent certain that wasn't acedventure?
Speaker 3: It's landlords? I hear you birds in their venture.
Speaker 1: I should have started a fight with that guy.
Speaker 4: I should have been an impressionist. He did not even smile.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, God out of the way so we
Speaker 1: could back in. That's La, baby, I'm afraid.
Speaker 3: And take no offense. I think that's Tesla people.
Speaker 5: Oh it could. What are you saying about our driver?
Speaker 1: I am not just say it.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying it's a beautiful car and it is convenient.
Speaker 3: But there is a certain.
Speaker 4: Level I think of obligation that comes along with being
Speaker 4: a Tesla.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't you agree? Well, you know what it is. And
Speaker 2: this has already happened to Bridger and I. We were
Speaker 2: on our way to our friend's party out at the beach,
Speaker 2: and I just treat the charging of this battery of
Speaker 2: this car very haphazardly. I just kind of act like
Speaker 2: it's not my problem, as if somebody else is going
Speaker 2: to take care of it.
Speaker 3: And the energy gods.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so when we this day, Bridger showed up,
Speaker 2: and then when I went out into my car to
Speaker 2: get something and then realized that my battery was way
Speaker 2: too low to drive out all the way out to
Speaker 2: the beach. So when Bridger arrived, I was like, oh, hey,
Speaker 2: can we take your car because my battery is not charged,
Speaker 2: and He's like, oh, mine is neither. So we had
Speaker 2: to then sit there and charge my battery for as
Speaker 2: long as.
Speaker 1: We thought it would take, get to the beach, go to.
Speaker 2: The party, and that afterwards find a Tesla charging station
Speaker 2: out there. So the fact that that just happened like
Speaker 2: a month ago, and I just let this happen with
Speaker 2: Bridger as the guest, is.
Speaker 1: It's pretty humiliating. No, less learned, not in the least,
Speaker 1: Almost the opposite.
Speaker 4: It's funny because I do want to get an electric car.
Speaker 4: I've been talking about it, but I'm still someone that
Speaker 4: drives around until I'm in the red with my gas gage.
Speaker 3: So maybe I just need to change my personality.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, Me too.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just a planning ahead thing because the charger
Speaker 2: is in my garage, so it's not hard.
Speaker 3: Right, It's just like, oh, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: I left the car out of the garage. Guys, who cares?
Speaker 3: Really, that spot's opening up.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, she's readjusting again and again.
Speaker 3: Look at this row. There's like a thirty of them.
Speaker 3: Where do we think all these people are? Are they
Speaker 3: all in their car?
Speaker 2: Yes, they're all in their car because this only takes
Speaker 2: ten to fifteen minutes, depending on how much you have
Speaker 2: to charge.
Speaker 3: That's going to be my next question. How long are
Speaker 3: we going to be doing this?
Speaker 1: That's not bad, it's not bad. It's just not ideal.
Speaker 2: But what we're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 2: dig deep into Bridges' childhood. So what we know right
Speaker 2: now and for starting today, your worst Christmas was when
Speaker 2: you were seven?
Speaker 10: And why why Well, both of my parents died that
Speaker 10: night yep, which was I mean, were still celebrated, but
Speaker 10: it was it was a speed bump in the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I remember correctly, they both were dressed like
Speaker 4: Santa Claus and they are caught entangled in the chimney.
Speaker 5: They couldn't. They got an argument over who was going
Speaker 5: down the chimney first. Yeah, we found them there kind
Speaker 5: of suffocated.
Speaker 1: We're just, of.
Speaker 4: Course, talking about a deleted scene from Grimlins. Do you
Speaker 4: remember in Gremlin's that's there's a serious scene where he
Speaker 4: uh Phoebe Kate's described that's why how her father passed.
Speaker 1: But it wasn't deleted. I thought I thought that heart.
Speaker 3: Was in there. But the dueling parents, who's going to
Speaker 3: be get caught in the chimney?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 3: They found that.
Speaker 4: They replaced that with the Gremlin being tossed in a blender.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, okay, for time, these lines weren't painted.
Speaker 5: All that well, no, that doesn't indicate anything. No, not really,
Speaker 5: that's for a bicycle.
Speaker 1: I think we're okay.
Speaker 4: I will consult the list. There was some let's get
Speaker 4: back to this topic. We have we have reminders of
Speaker 4: what we talked about last time.
Speaker 1: Well, then I have to jump out and charge this car.
Speaker 5: Okay, get it charging?
Speaker 1: I will you not gossip about me?
Speaker 7: We will not, guys, now, I know you will speed gossip.
Speaker 4: Okay, we talked about you getting interrogated for stealing from work.
Speaker 4: You didn't do it. That was concluded.
Speaker 3: Case has been reopened.
Speaker 4: Did we get to the bottom of the Pepsi Tasty Awards?
Speaker 1: Oh, you need not be revisited.
Speaker 5: But last time that was the big event in my day.
Speaker 5: Last time I had received I believe, an email from
Speaker 5: Pepsi Tasty Rewards.
Speaker 3: Yes, and did you follow up?
Speaker 5: Did you get your reward? I entered the club? I mean,
Speaker 5: how long has it been? A year and a half?
Speaker 5: Two years?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: Wow, I've seen everything the Pepsi Tasty Rewards have to offer,
Speaker 5: like what oh, I mean the politics, the inviting.
Speaker 1: The gala, the yearly gala.
Speaker 3: Did you go to the Pepsi dance?
Speaker 1: Who are you going to ask the Pepsi dance?
Speaker 3: What are you wearing? Just a T shirt with Pepsi stains?
Speaker 2: I mean, truly, is it like camel cash where you
Speaker 2: you could buy shirts and hats and then move your
Speaker 2: way up in the points.
Speaker 5: That's my feeling. I just don't know where or when
Speaker 5: they got my information.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: I mean, maybe it was years and years ago and
Speaker 5: they finally decided that was the time to strike because
Speaker 5: or somebody gave them my email as some sort of
Speaker 5: hilarious revenge.
Speaker 3: Or hilarious prank. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes, and I've never done it. Where you can give
Speaker 4: free stuff if you simply sell out one of your
Speaker 4: friends and give their email. I have never done that
Speaker 4: before email.
Speaker 5: I think the thing was to sign people up for
Speaker 5: like karate dojos. They would have the little boxes in
Speaker 5: At least this is what happened in Utah at a restaurant,
Speaker 5: like on top of the garbage can on your way out,
Speaker 5: you could sign up for karate lessons. Oh and or
Speaker 5: for a free lesson, I believe, and you would sign
Speaker 5: up a friend and say enjoy.
Speaker 2: And then they would be repeatedly contacted by the dojo.
Speaker 4: We had a landline when I live with Tig and
Speaker 4: it would occasionally ring, and it was always a telemarketer
Speaker 4: of some kind, and David Huntsberger would always pick up
Speaker 4: any time it rang, He'd pick up the phone and
Speaker 4: go karate school and then I would make grunting noises
Speaker 4: in the background.
Speaker 3: It was just a fun thing we did.
Speaker 1: You gotta have fun, Fridger.
Speaker 2: There's a all you can eat sushi bar over to
Speaker 2: are left right now?
Speaker 1: Is that something you would be a part of.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I if I'm eating sushi, I want it controlled.
Speaker 5: I want to know each piece has been looked at
Speaker 5: and inspected. Yes, I don't want to I cannot be
Speaker 5: sitting in a tray, right And I don't know that
Speaker 5: that's what they're doing. They probably are.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been to a few sushi places, and I
Speaker 4: do like the novelty but where it's on like a
Speaker 4: conveyor belt, like a train track throughout the restaurant, un
Speaker 4: and you point out what you want as it goes by.
Speaker 2: Yep, they have one of those in San Francisco, and
Speaker 2: it's you sit at it's kind of like you're sitting
Speaker 2: at a bar, but it's much wider, and it's a
Speaker 2: little river that goes in front of you, and then
Speaker 2: the sushi is on little boats.
Speaker 1: And it go by.
Speaker 3: It's actually floating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like a I guess from memory, and I
Speaker 2: don't really remember well because I was almost blackout drunk
Speaker 2: in this sushi bar and I don't eat sushi.
Speaker 1: So I went there with some comic.
Speaker 2: After a show and it was truly like we were
Speaker 2: having conversation. But I would just kind of come to
Speaker 2: every once in a while and be like this place
Speaker 2: is crazy and then go away again. How I lived
Speaker 2: a lot of my life, but it was so like
Speaker 2: the design and the enjoyment of that kind of like
Speaker 2: being brought sushi.
Speaker 1: On a little boat that had a sail. It's just
Speaker 1: the cutest thing of all the time.
Speaker 3: That's how they all should be.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I love miniatures, and if there's tiny
Speaker 4: raw fish involved, come on, I will be in the
Speaker 4: line that has formed.
Speaker 5: I mean, Karen, you don't eat sushi, But Chris, what
Speaker 5: do you eat do when all you could eat sushi?
Speaker 3: I definitely would. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Interesting, I trust most sushi because I think even like
Speaker 4: if you go to a fancy place on the beach
Speaker 4: here in California, I think there's a misconception that the
Speaker 4: fish came from the Pacific Ocean. But usually I think
Speaker 4: it's flash frozen and sent from the same place that
Speaker 4: you would get sushi in Montana.
Speaker 3: That's incorrect, It is incorrect.
Speaker 1: I don't know on alas. How about you give.
Speaker 5: Us the reliance this is going to be a case
Speaker 5: by case then doesn't because I've had great sushi in Montana,
Speaker 5: I've had great sushi in Utah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just flown in. It's flash freezing process. It's
Speaker 4: state of the art, Karen.
Speaker 1: But why would they be flying something in from Montana.
Speaker 1: I'm making it away.
Speaker 4: I'm making it up. But it isn't yeah sushi here.
Speaker 4: It's not like if you're getting certain tunas, none of
Speaker 4: them I can't remember their names now, all the tunas
Speaker 4: I've met. It's not from between here and Catalina. It's
Speaker 4: also from Hawaii. So no matter where you live or
Speaker 4: you know, if you get lobster, it's from Maine. It's
Speaker 4: not from the Pacific. Some of the fish is from here, sure,
Speaker 4: some of it's caught by men on the on the wharf.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't. I don't want to argue anymore.
Speaker 4: We've raised our voices a lot, so exhausted. I'm sorry
Speaker 4: you've seen all these fights, Bridger.
Speaker 2: But the idea that the fish isn't coming from the
Speaker 2: Pacific Ocean, I just want to stand up as a soul,
Speaker 2: as a lone West Coaster and say, bull.
Speaker 4: Well, it's just it's far enough away that they can't
Speaker 4: go with it with raw fish for several hours. It is,
Speaker 4: it is immediately flash frozen, but it is it is fresh.
Speaker 4: Freezing is like freezing of fish in time, but it's
Speaker 4: still Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 3: We don't you know.
Speaker 4: Most sushi is at one at one point frozen.
Speaker 8: It looks like it comes from all over, So some
Speaker 8: does come from the Pacific, but some comes from the Atlantic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some some Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah the type of fish, right, I mean, yes, I
Speaker 5: don't know what fish swimwear. That's none of my business,
Speaker 5: but there must be something different in the Atlantic that
Speaker 5: some rich person wants to eat right on the beach
Speaker 5: in California.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the the u Those orange eggs are more plantingful.
Speaker 3: I've never had the orange eggs.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what it's called caviar.
Speaker 5: It is a basically it's a different but it has
Speaker 5: a different name.
Speaker 4: Row row, thank you your boat gently with the answer,
Speaker 4: I would eat all you can eat, but it's I
Speaker 4: grew up without sushi, having access to it, and I
Speaker 4: didn't have it until I was in Bend, Oregon, just snowboarding.
Speaker 4: And I also didn't know what what sabbi was. And
Speaker 4: of course all my friends I was like, what's this
Speaker 4: green stuff? And they're like, it's dessert. You should take
Speaker 4: a giant spoonful of it. And I put so much
Speaker 4: of it in my mouth that I did have to
Speaker 4: take care of things outside.
Speaker 3: Publicly on the street separately. It's a fun prank.
Speaker 1: That's horrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they weren't good friends.
Speaker 2: Wait, Bridger, when you grew up in Utah, did you
Speaker 2: have a franchise called JJ North's Grand Buffet?
Speaker 1: There?
Speaker 5: No buffets we had were hometown Buffet. Okay, Ponderosa.
Speaker 1: Was that like a western theme that?
Speaker 5: I think I had a light Western thing? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 5: I think those were the two big ones.
Speaker 1: Okay, JJ North's Grand Buffet.
Speaker 2: They had it in Sacramento and it was a building
Speaker 2: that was one story with no windows, and it said
Speaker 2: JJ Norri's Grandbuffet on the outside and then basically inside
Speaker 2: it was the biggest buffet they could put out, so
Speaker 2: it literally had everything and people would go there. I
Speaker 2: think a lot of people went there, like after church
Speaker 2: on Sunday and stuff. But it was like it was
Speaker 2: wild and we we would talk about it a lot
Speaker 2: because we'd drive by it a lot when I went
Speaker 2: to college in Sacramento, But no one ever went inside
Speaker 2: because it was like.
Speaker 1: What why would there be no windows? You can't see
Speaker 1: people eating.
Speaker 2: It's not a normal restaurant, like they've kind of just
Speaker 2: blocked it all in. But like that, I think people
Speaker 2: who love and attend buffets that one was like the
Speaker 2: valhalla of all of them because it was gigantic.
Speaker 5: Well, so they didn't want anyone else to be allowed
Speaker 5: to even gaze upon the food unless you were a fan.
Speaker 6: I get, or unless you're gonna pay that money, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: so it was more of an elite buffet.
Speaker 4: It's not JJ North's famous buffet.
Speaker 1: No, No, it was a one percent or buffet.
Speaker 4: I'm not a big buffet guy, and Ridger, are you
Speaker 4: a big buffet person?
Speaker 3: You seem like you're health conscious.
Speaker 5: With all you can eat At this point, it doesn't
Speaker 5: make any sense to me meal, right, I eat every
Speaker 5: element until I'm sick. Right, So it's not I don't
Speaker 5: need to go around the thing and dump it on
Speaker 5: a plate so I know someone will bring it to
Speaker 5: me and I will eat it and be sick. So
Speaker 5: I don't understand. It feels to me like self torture.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're not that much more affordable than a regular restaurant.
Speaker 5: I think you're paying basically the same price as though
Speaker 5: you're going to a restaurant because they obviously need to
Speaker 5: pay for all of your mashed potatoes, right, So I
Speaker 5: would rather just get the one big plate of food
Speaker 5: and take care of myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's what I do.
Speaker 4: The good thing is that you can have a little
Speaker 4: taste of everything.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: I love each bite to be different, So I understand
Speaker 4: my fan. I just am not a big fan of
Speaker 4: the Behind the sneeze guard there will be you know,
Speaker 4: chocolate pudding, and right next to it, someone has ladled
Speaker 4: a ranch across it, so there's white racing stripe on,
Speaker 4: Like there's too much contamination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: And the little bite of everything doesn't make any sense
Speaker 5: to me. It's just confusing.
Speaker 3: I like fifteen different quadrants on a plate.
Speaker 2: No, I agree with bridgera where I think I need
Speaker 2: my meal to be themed internally, and if if, if
Speaker 2: you leave it up to me, there will be a
Speaker 2: waffle on that plate along with something a t bone
Speaker 2: steak or whatever.
Speaker 1: Like, I'll just do it weird.
Speaker 2: And bad, making bad decisions in the moment all the
Speaker 2: way down the buffet.
Speaker 4: You don't mind be in charge of those decisions.
Speaker 2: Fashion I can't be because it'll be waffles, mac and cheese,
Speaker 2: like all bad decisions.
Speaker 5: Yeah, building a puzzle for your stuff.
Speaker 1: Yes, for your emotions to work out.
Speaker 4: Thousand pieces inside your torso and suffer.
Speaker 1: What is your dream restaurant experience? And then Chris.
Speaker 5: Second, Yes, for me, a dream restaurant experience is just
Speaker 5: an incredible, a lovingly made burrito, mission style burrito, which
Speaker 5: is almost impossible to find in Los Angeles. I need
Speaker 5: it to be a burrito that you can when you
Speaker 5: stop biting it, you can set it on the plate
Speaker 5: and it stands on its own.
Speaker 3: Right without it having to be wrapped in tinfoid right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and just a cozy atmosphere. I don't need anything
Speaker 5: more than that. Okay, maybe a checkered tablecloth and oh,
Speaker 5: soda fountain that I can get, you know, just poison
Speaker 5: myself with diet.
Speaker 1: Coke, yes, for sure?
Speaker 3: What I thought you were a pepsi boy.
Speaker 5: I may belong to the rewards club, but I do
Speaker 5: not drink the product.
Speaker 3: It's a little too sweet, isn't it.
Speaker 5: I you know, I will reluctantly drink a pepsi, a
Speaker 5: diet pepsi. Yeah, Karen and I go over this all
Speaker 5: the time, and I don't mind it, but I will
Speaker 5: take the diet coke first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I have to buy both.
Speaker 2: Or when Bridger comes over, he will absolutely stop talking
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: If I offer only the DP, as I like to.
Speaker 5: Call it, I will pull the fridge over. Just yank
Speaker 5: it out of the wall.
Speaker 2: Food everywhere, Oh deary Okay, I'm gonna leave it us
Speaker 2: charged at fifty Yeah that's worth.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go for it right.
Speaker 4: That means we can go one hundred and fifty miles
Speaker 4: if what I know about.
Speaker 3: A Tesla is correct.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
Speaker 5: Now I pull out my gun and say, don't stop driving.
Speaker 3: This a very special episode. Do you need a hijacker?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I love at There's a burrito place in Denver called
Speaker 4: Illegal PiZZ And when you order them, they actually ask
Speaker 4: if you want it mixed because.
Speaker 3: You like buy it in it's like, well.
Speaker 4: That's where the cock and gun shot the sour cream
Speaker 4: and you get miss But they do a good job
Speaker 4: of like mixing it in there. They like massage the ingredients.
Speaker 5: See this to me, I need an in between with
Speaker 5: a burrito because I do like getting to a part
Speaker 5: of the burrito where I'm like, oh, that's a new
Speaker 5: flavor the guacamole. Now I'm in that section and I've
Speaker 5: earned it.
Speaker 4: You're right, yeah, And each bite's a little different.
Speaker 5: Right, and they kind of slowly soaked together. If it's
Speaker 5: all mixed, the imagery is a little gross for me,
Speaker 5: it's a little predigested.
Speaker 4: Well, I think my dream restaurant is pretty There's a
Speaker 4: place called elcon Padre right by my house, and I
Speaker 4: know my sister who's visiting right now, it's gonna like it.
Speaker 4: So tonight I'm gonna go to elkin Padre and eat
Speaker 4: a giant plate of Mexican food, and I'm going to
Speaker 4: eat all the beans and rice as well. Enchilada's what
Speaker 4: else is happening on the place? I mean, there is
Speaker 4: going to be you know, I like a little bit
Speaker 4: of everything. I'll probably get a combo platter. There will
Speaker 4: be an enchilada, sure, but will there be a crunchy taco?
Speaker 3: You're goddamn right.
Speaker 4: And I don't know, probably too many chips and salsa
Speaker 4: that I'll have at the beginning that.
Speaker 5: Spoil the meal. Karen, what's your dream restaurant?
Speaker 1: Dream restaurant?
Speaker 2: I mean, I think you're right, like Mexican restaurants are
Speaker 2: the atmosphere I'm looking for when I go out to dinner.
Speaker 2: I don't when a place is like fancy, or the
Speaker 2: tables are close together and everyone's being quiet, it makes
Speaker 2: me nervous and it makes me like, you know, whereas
Speaker 2: a Mexican restaurant, you always are loving what you're having
Speaker 2: at least I am.
Speaker 1: Chips and salsa is one of my favorite things to eat.
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 2: It's just a great and that combined with a diet
Speaker 2: coke is the greatest.
Speaker 3: I love any dip and any.
Speaker 1: Chip, any combination of anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Thomas, you bet I'm a big ride. Yes I
Speaker 3: love it.
Speaker 5: But yeah, a Mexican restaurant, you're allowed to be yourself.
Speaker 5: I'm going out to eat to enjoy myself, yes, not
Speaker 5: to feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to be yourself like Chuck e cheese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I need to be.
Speaker 2: Speak in a loud voice, have loud laughter, be happening
Speaker 2: the entire time, and not feel like you're somehow day
Speaker 2: classic like. And then it's also sometimes just if you're
Speaker 2: having a dinner that might be awkward or stifled. A
Speaker 2: Mexican restaurant makes you feel like everything's working out just fine.
Speaker 4: Exactly what are your thoughts so on? Suddenly a band
Speaker 4: coming and playing tableside?
Speaker 3: Oh I put up with it. Yeah, I smile and
Speaker 3: urgently pay for them.
Speaker 1: To please lead.
Speaker 4: But I love music, but I don't for some reason,
Speaker 4: I want it loud while I'm eating. I don't know
Speaker 4: what that is about, because I can't control dancing.
Speaker 2: It's you're combining two things that don't necessarily It's like
Speaker 2: if you were at the bar and a mariachi band
Speaker 2: walked up. It's great, you're getting drunk, that's all perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but while you're like trying to you know.
Speaker 3: You have food on your face.
Speaker 4: That's why I like Al Campadre because these guys are
Speaker 4: so good and they harmonize. They've obviously been playing together
Speaker 4: for a long time. It's beautiful music. They're just really
Speaker 4: good at it. And they have a stage and so
Speaker 4: everyone goes up.
Speaker 3: Everyone claps after each song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they put there's a giant tip jar that everyone
Speaker 4: should be noticing, and you can put you can pay
Speaker 4: them that way.
Speaker 3: It's I like it.
Speaker 5: I think ultimately, I just don't like to be a
Speaker 5: captive audience right ever, ever, in any situation. I should
Speaker 5: be able to look away, do my little thing. We recharge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've all heard groans when they announce in a
Speaker 4: coffee shop that there's gonna be comedy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's the worst.
Speaker 3: I hate starting a set with I'm sorry, I'm here.
Speaker 5: It's unfair to everyone in that situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to.
Speaker 2: There used to be a show at the Borders Books
Speaker 2: on Los Aenega.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 6: So people are trying to read, yes, And oftentimes it
Speaker 6: would be like students from you know, somewhere nearby trying
Speaker 6: to get their homework done, and it's and it just
Speaker 6: is like the most it's so invasive.
Speaker 1: It's not a it's not a bar. It's like suddenly
Speaker 1: it's a quiet bookstore and you're like, hey, but I
Speaker 1: guess what. It's Tuesday night.
Speaker 3: Like that's worse than a college show in a cafeteria.
Speaker 4: Because at least you know they're there because they didn't
Speaker 4: look at the schedule. It's kind of on them to
Speaker 4: know there's a comedian on Wednesday named Karen Kilgarretto.
Speaker 5: I was recently shushed during the opening band at a concert. Really, look,
Speaker 5: I understand we need to be respectful to the performer.
Speaker 1: Of course, were in a jazz club.
Speaker 3: We were at the Greek last row.
Speaker 1: Outdoors.
Speaker 5: We were not talking actively. There was an occasional sentence exchanged.
Speaker 5: Then we're shushed and have to remain silent through the
Speaker 5: entire opener.
Speaker 3: You should have to do that. Who shoushed you?
Speaker 5: Someone who my friend said looked like they were on
Speaker 5: a journey.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's a relative of somebody in the
Speaker 2: opening band who gives a shit about the opening band.
Speaker 2: That's the weight the opening band carries is no one's
Speaker 2: going to be quiet for your set.
Speaker 5: Right, you have to earn the attention. Yeah, if you're
Speaker 5: not good enough, people are gonna chat.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: And also if this is a family member, that opener
Speaker 5: got them the worst seats in.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, someone's back there fighting for the love of
Speaker 1: someone that doesn't love them bad exactly. That's sad.
Speaker 4: And the Greek is I'm going to admit I've never
Speaker 4: seen a show at the Greek, but it's a big venue.
Speaker 3: Them calling you.
Speaker 5: Out is very strange, very odd behavior, and it colored
Speaker 5: the rest of the experience.
Speaker 4: Yeah, did they literally did they go like, hey you
Speaker 4: white shirt.
Speaker 5: No, they turned around to the two of us and
Speaker 5: said I came here to listen to music.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's where I'm a bad listener. I really thought
Speaker 4: it was the.
Speaker 3: Band shushing you.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 4: I was like, there's no way this happened. I got
Speaker 4: to keep talking about I thought the band stopped and said, hey,
Speaker 4: third row, I'm trying to play my music.
Speaker 1: Hey, last row, we're really sensitive.
Speaker 4: Okay, sonocular, I knew it. Anything I said up till
Speaker 4: now probably made no sense. I really thought it was
Speaker 4: the band.
Speaker 5: I felt like you were tracking conversationally. I didn't notice
Speaker 5: anything was up.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm selling myself out.
Speaker 2: I'm getting a feeling from and I could be wrong
Speaker 2: because I don't leave my house that much.
Speaker 1: But out and about.
Speaker 2: I think people are used to a level of I
Speaker 2: think they're doing shortcuts to connection through negative experiences because
Speaker 2: that's all they're having like online, right, so fighting and
Speaker 2: expressing your exact need to the person behind you without
Speaker 2: thinking through the fact that that person could absolutely kick
Speaker 2: you in the back of the head for the next
Speaker 2: two hours. Like that kind of shit is like no
Speaker 2: one is. People are seemed to be very shortsighted about.
Speaker 1: Stuff like that these days. That is so true, very odd.
Speaker 2: To me, but it made me think of we were
Speaker 2: at the Hollywood Bowl to see the Dolly Lama way
Speaker 2: back in the day.
Speaker 1: It was all acoustic.
Speaker 2: It was amazing, mostly Bob Dylan and this woman. It
Speaker 2: was like, you know, a couple of people spoke first
Speaker 2: and then he came out and it was like the
Speaker 2: hush was over the crowd. And there are these people
Speaker 2: that were near us that had a baby that was
Speaker 2: like three years old, and a big old hawk flew
Speaker 2: over the top but you know, through through the sky and.
Speaker 1: The baby went ooh like that.
Speaker 2: And this woman whipped around and was like, you need
Speaker 2: to why that baby for the Dolly Lama And I
Speaker 2: could not stop laughing. I was like laughing so hard,
Speaker 2: I was crying. I'm like, ma'am, ma'am, go back to
Speaker 2: step one. You're not doing Buddhism right at all. Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was crazy.
Speaker 5: And in such a quiet atmosphere to be that loud
Speaker 5: about your problem, that alone is horrifying to Yes, regardless
Speaker 5: of what your issue is, I don't want to stand
Speaker 5: out in that crowd.
Speaker 1: No, not at all.
Speaker 2: And yeah, you're the overreactor at the Dalai Lama jam,
Speaker 2: Like what.
Speaker 4: Did everyone notice that, and did she notice the reaction,
Speaker 4: which I'm sure wasn't everyone on her side.
Speaker 3: I hope she was embarrassed.
Speaker 2: The parents of the baby kind of like smiled and
Speaker 2: were like, you know, kind of were like, yeah, it's
Speaker 2: a baby, and I think other people I feel like
Speaker 2: I remember screaming it's a baby.
Speaker 5: Okay, keep going. You'll enter the drive through in a
Speaker 5: weird spot.
Speaker 4: Okay, oops, that guy almost lapped in front of your
Speaker 4: car right here, oh.
Speaker 5: Right there, okay, oh there, Yes, it's so confused.
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me.
Speaker 5: It's a little bit of a magic portal.
Speaker 4: Okay, literally, you're gonna want to take a left into
Speaker 4: these palm fronds.
Speaker 5: Entry.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna work, but you're gonna have to try it.
Speaker 3: It's a faith exercise.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, sir, he annoyed.
Speaker 5: Lights.
Speaker 1: No, they were already on. Hi, thank you, Hi. Sorry,
Speaker 1: enjoy your chemicals. We didn't know about the portal. So
Speaker 1: is this what could we call this your home Starbucks?
Speaker 5: This is not, but I'm frequently at this Dave's Hot Chicken.
Speaker 5: Oh so I've observed I got a feeling for the neighborhood.
Speaker 3: That seems really happy.
Speaker 1: I know, he's happy I didn't hit him with my car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's so excited that he didn't get run over.
Speaker 2: Okay, Bridger, you can get anything worth up to four dollars.
Speaker 5: So good luck any version of a cold brew, so
Speaker 5: I don't care. Oh, anytime I try to treat myself
Speaker 5: to a coffee treat, I just remember, Oh I like
Speaker 5: the taste of coffee. Yeah, what what did I think
Speaker 5: was going to happen? I was going to enjoy this
Speaker 5: more than the thing I love.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Okay, what size would you like?
Speaker 3: Whatever is up to four dollars.
Speaker 5: I'll take the biggest under four dollars drink I can get.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm nervous. Should I order my controversial beverage?
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: Well? Honily said that they would order it if you
Speaker 1: didn't order it.
Speaker 4: Okay, Alice, do you want to be the one that
Speaker 4: by okay, thumbs up.
Speaker 3: You wait till you hear this bridge. You're you're going
Speaker 3: to flip your lid. I'm going to exit the car.
Speaker 1: Are you doing it? Or is only's doing it?
Speaker 4: I will order it, okay, but I'm also going to
Speaker 4: get just a cold brew.
Speaker 1: As a backup.
Speaker 3: Yes, And Karen, what are you getting.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get an iced mocha.
Speaker 5: I think, oh, very nice, simple, like a step above
Speaker 5: a coffee.
Speaker 2: It's a bit of a treat because I have my
Speaker 2: treat obsession where I always need to have a treat
Speaker 2: for some reason because people wouldn't pick me up from
Speaker 2: school when I was growing up.
Speaker 4: I think, would a tiny little cake pop make you feel.
Speaker 1: Better about that? I thank you for this suggestion. I
Speaker 1: don't like those.
Speaker 4: I think they're weird because they're too derry, that seem
Speaker 4: like they're not done.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't like it at first, and I learned
Speaker 3: to love it.
Speaker 4: You just forced yourself, okay, because I realized one day
Speaker 4: this is just how they make them.
Speaker 3: I must be wrong.
Speaker 4: All the patrons that have ordered cake pops up and
Speaker 4: tell me it couldn't have been wrong, it's probably me.
Speaker 3: Wow, Yeah, I'm a follower.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: To me. The texture is a little mister ed where
Speaker 5: your mouth is suddenly just mashing and you don't know
Speaker 5: how to get it down your throat because it feels
Speaker 5: like you should swallow immediately. Almost yeah, but you have
Speaker 5: to kind of chew it.
Speaker 2: You have to muck it around and pretend like you're
Speaker 2: talking gumm.
Speaker 3: Yes, not the feeling every time I put it in
Speaker 3: my mouth, I.
Speaker 1: Got wilbur Is that what he said?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I watched that less than than Nanny.
Speaker 1: Hi? You want? You want your cold brew iced? Right?
Speaker 3: I love it?
Speaker 1: Can I get an iceed Grande cold brew? Two of those? Please?
Speaker 2: Can I also get a Grande iced mocha, but just
Speaker 2: with one Pampa chocolate in it?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 3: Here we go?
Speaker 1: Also? Can we get go ahead, I'll do it.
Speaker 4: Can I get it Grande iceed coffee that's half ice
Speaker 4: coffee and half lemonade.
Speaker 1: That's it? Your part was over? Oh? Sorry?
Speaker 3: But did you notice how normal she's?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: She? She did not? Even is this?
Speaker 5: Does someone learn this from TikTok?
Speaker 4: This feels like I wanted a coffee, but I also
Speaker 4: had golfed the other day. So I on Arnie Palm
Speaker 4: and uh what I thought? What if there's a coffee version?
Speaker 4: Because really it's just black tea and lemonade, So why
Speaker 4: not get the coffee.
Speaker 5: Because black timmy barely has a flavor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm excited about this, and so is the employee.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna round up the story.
Speaker 2: So Chris got this idea, and then I of course
Speaker 2: argued him because it's my favorite thing to do, where
Speaker 2: it was just like, it's not done, it's disgusting, don't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: And then uh, but then we asked.
Speaker 2: The guy at that Starbucks, Hey, is that something anyone orders?
Speaker 2: And he was like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: And then we're like, great, we'll just have the order
Speaker 2: we ordered.
Speaker 1: But then today she was like, she was like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Give a single shit what you people are doing. I
Speaker 2: think it was more of that feeling.
Speaker 3: But Chris, you have had this before? No I have?
Speaker 5: Oh okay, no, we made it up.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, So now we're gonna have a taste test.
Speaker 4: Fascinating and if it's terrible, do you really want it
Speaker 4: on a lease or take it big?
Speaker 3: You want to try it?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I think we all have to try it.
Speaker 3: Okay, give me a sip. I'm very excited. Did you
Speaker 3: say I'll be sick, Well I will, but I give
Speaker 3: me a sip. It's going to live my day, so
Speaker 3: I can be sick. He said, give me a sip
Speaker 3: so I can be sick. Part of me is very excited.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think this is a great idea. I
Speaker 1: can't this is borderline viral, I think, don't you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this really does feel that way.
Speaker 4: I'm going to have my name on the menu because
Speaker 4: this is going to take off. Would you like a
Speaker 4: Chris Fairbanks? They'll say, and they'll.
Speaker 2: Say, oh no, I'm I'm sorry. I have to continue
Speaker 2: eating in this lifetime.
Speaker 4: Hey, people getting discovered. The stories have been weirder than this.
Speaker 4: It's my big break everyone.
Speaker 3: I'll take that.
Speaker 5: One more right, all right?
Speaker 3: Anything?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm gonna take his. If he doesn't like it,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it.
Speaker 3: Oh God, do you mind if I try it? Please?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're good to go.
Speaker 8: Okay, please, I said, I mean.
Speaker 4: It tastes like a citrus cold brew. I forgot that.
Speaker 4: I've had that many times.
Speaker 3: What where have you had that?
Speaker 5: Place?
Speaker 4: Near my place? It's yeah, citrus cold brew. It's the
Speaker 4: same as this, And I just realized I've had it before.
Speaker 5: Like an orange juice in the coffee. Can I do
Speaker 5: mind if I try? Well that just to me, it
Speaker 5: tastes like lemonade.
Speaker 4: It's kind of good, right, It's just a I forgot
Speaker 4: about this because when I first got a citrus cold
Speaker 4: brew from the street level cafe in Eco Park. I
Speaker 4: had never heard of it, and I fully enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: And that's just a more lemony, of course version. But
Speaker 4: you don't know quite how they're making it.
Speaker 3: I think it is.
Speaker 4: Uh, just coffee and they pour some citrus in there.
Speaker 3: Interesting syrup. What do you think on ealise?
Speaker 1: I think it's actually quite refreshing.
Speaker 4: Can I'm sorry, Karen, I'm sorry that I'm going to
Speaker 4: be famous.
Speaker 1: Everybody, everybody shut up?
Speaker 3: Guys. Yeah, no, you don't like it?
Speaker 1: No, okay, this is the most bitter. It's so bitter.
Speaker 3: Do you like it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I thought it was okay too, but it is not.
Speaker 4: It is not an Arnold Palmer no name. That's hard
Speaker 4: for me to say. I did not realize I've had
Speaker 4: a citrus group before.
Speaker 1: I just feel like that's so it's all like acidic,
Speaker 1: there's no right.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, you're worried about what happens in the body.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and on the tongue, not totally pleasure.
Speaker 3: We have also ordered some pepto bismal.
Speaker 4: Maybe just a hint, Can I have kiss on my stuffing?
Speaker 1: Can you drizzle that on? A pepto bismal?
Speaker 2: Drizzle on top of that, beverage would just take care
Speaker 2: of the problems causing all at once.
Speaker 3: I'm good. Do you really want that?
Speaker 1: Oh great?
Speaker 4: Okay, oh god, I'm gonna be on the menu everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't know if i'd order it again.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, this is a no. This is a no
Speaker 2: that you're soft pedaling. Okay, you don't want to keep it.
Speaker 2: You're not turning your cold brew in.
Speaker 1: I know, I do, I do. I will drink it.
Speaker 1: That's what everyone says when they love something. Oh I
Speaker 1: will if you make me, I will.
Speaker 4: I don't care what anyone says I can or this
Speaker 4: a victory for Analiez.
Speaker 2: I think everyone, I think all of our dear dear
Speaker 2: listeners should go order that drink the Fairbanks. Yes, go
Speaker 2: to your local Starbucks or whatever, order the Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: Explain to them what that means.
Speaker 4: If if they look at you like you're crazy, just
Speaker 4: say a citrus coldbrew.
Speaker 3: And I think that, I swear. I think that. That's
Speaker 3: kind of known in the coffee community.
Speaker 2: But originally this idea was based in a coffee Arnold Palmer.
Speaker 1: Yes, so it had it would citrus coldbrew.
Speaker 2: I would love to know what's in that compared to
Speaker 2: what a coffee Arnold Palmer is right?
Speaker 1: Is it the same?
Speaker 4: I but I much like when Edison stole from Tesla,
Speaker 4: he thought that he was coming up with original ideas.
Speaker 3: Or it was sinister and he was actually stealing.
Speaker 4: I was not actually stealing from the street level cafe.
Speaker 3: I forgot.
Speaker 4: I thought I was organically coming up with a golf
Speaker 4: caffeinated beverage golf themed.
Speaker 5: To me, when you say citrus coldbrew, I feel like
Speaker 5: it's gonna be citrus essenced. We're I'm not gonna have
Speaker 5: just dumping lemonade in there.
Speaker 4: I almost wish the last few times I did have
Speaker 4: it that it was a little more essence and not
Speaker 4: half coffee half gelatinous sweetener in the bottom. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: he's made good ones, and he's made ones there are
Speaker 4: a little too on the sweet side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's like if you boiled it down to
Speaker 2: just the sweetener, then you wouldn't have the lemonade. You're
Speaker 2: not fighting the acidic lemonade thing, right, I feel like
Speaker 2: it is a different in that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, in general, orange is less acidic than lemon sure,
Speaker 4: I think I'm.
Speaker 1: Correct, And sweetener is less acidic than lemonade.
Speaker 5: I would say yes, yes, And which citrus would you
Speaker 5: put creamer in? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess orange juice?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Are we talking like a cream circle or an orange wheel?
Speaker 1: Oh boy, what's an orange? No?
Speaker 3: Is that what it's called.
Speaker 5: It's a gas station beverage that's like orange. It's like
Speaker 5: whipped orange juice. I mean, it doesn't taste like orange
Speaker 5: juice at all, but it's like an It has a
Speaker 5: little kind of like the little scratch and sniff sticker.
Speaker 5: It has an orange face, orange blast, orange whip.
Speaker 1: I don't know orange julius.
Speaker 5: No, it's kind of it is kind of like a
Speaker 5: thin orange julius.
Speaker 4: For an entire year of drinking, I was ordering vanilla
Speaker 4: vodkas with orange juice and it sounds awful. Yes, but
Speaker 4: this just happened and they.
Speaker 1: Left there in the shade.
Speaker 3: Wow, why would that happen?
Speaker 4: During the middle of the day, A car was diagonally
Speaker 4: smashed into a like that had to be malicious.
Speaker 3: Trying to drive them off the road.
Speaker 4: Wou Yeah, it sounds bad, but it tasted just like
Speaker 4: a dreamsicle.
Speaker 3: It was great. I love a creamsickle.
Speaker 1: I have to say typically no to dreamles.
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, I don't.
Speaker 1: Love sticking vanilla on fruit and being like this is
Speaker 1: also a dessert.
Speaker 2: Oh will you go grab that copy of Hop on
Speaker 2: Pop that's sitting there at the bottom of that dead
Speaker 2: end side.
Speaker 1: Who left this here? Is that someone's library book?
Speaker 4: Well, I guess kids maybe walking, but someone thought they
Speaker 4: would appreciate that. Maybe maybe it's a root for kids
Speaker 4: going to school.
Speaker 1: What if it's done by this busy road. It's child bait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's tied to a string.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a crate hanging from that tree.
Speaker 3: Are you a big fan of that car right there, Karen?
Speaker 1: It seems to THEMW two thousand and two.
Speaker 4: If not all that's a that's a mid nineties. That's
Speaker 4: a car that she had in Moonlighting, Sibil Shepherd. Sybil
Speaker 4: Shepherd drove that moonlighting.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, maybe that's her apartment.
Speaker 4: Let's go sybyl Sibyl, let us send We love you.
Speaker 4: We love the soft lens shots of your slow motion
Speaker 4: turning your head when Bruce Willis says something Caddy, Oh, Sybil,
Speaker 4: please come out of your little apartment bridge.
Speaker 2: Are you comfortable talking about the class you're taking right now?
Speaker 5: I'm taking a screenplay class just as a way to
Speaker 5: have some accountability to write this movie. I've been wanting
Speaker 5: to write, Oh that's great ten weeks this guy Tim Nanan,
Speaker 5: everyone goes crazy for him.
Speaker 1: How about you.
Speaker 5: I'm having a wonderful time so far, only two weeks in.
Speaker 5: But I mean it is stressful. I haven't had homework
Speaker 5: in years, and so to suddenly like have things do.
Speaker 3: Not for me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 3: And I'm going on.
Speaker 5: A trip tomorrow, so I have to wrap it up
Speaker 5: before that. So it's that element I hate.
Speaker 3: Oh you have to like cram and write tonight. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 5: I basically have to think of the entire movie because
Speaker 5: I have to basically write a one page summary of
Speaker 5: it before a class on Monday. And of course I
Speaker 5: have the idea for the movie, but that's all. That's
Speaker 5: where I thought it would start, an end I didn't
Speaker 5: think I would pursue.
Speaker 2: So you didn't think signing up for a screenplay class
Speaker 2: that you would have to actually outline and execute a script.
Speaker 5: No, this was pre signing up for the class. I thought,
Speaker 5: you know, the idea skirted through my mind and I
Speaker 5: tried to let it go, but then I thought, well,
Speaker 5: we're striking I should do something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great. I feel like I've been wanting to
Speaker 4: do something like that. Is it in person?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Over zoom?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 5: And yeah, I've co written a movie once. I've obviously
Speaker 5: written television episodes, but a movie on your own is
Speaker 5: I mean, it's a terrifying task. There's just so many
Speaker 5: things to think about.
Speaker 4: How far do you have to get with it before
Speaker 4: you go home to visit your family?
Speaker 5: Just this one page summary, so it's like, okay, basically
Speaker 5: the big beats of the story an ending. And Tim
Speaker 5: is a wonderful teacher. It's not like he's going to
Speaker 5: freak out if it's not perfect. But in my mind,
Speaker 5: I think that's what's going to happen.
Speaker 2: Sure, well, that's a good kind of threat to hang
Speaker 2: over your head so that you get it.
Speaker 5: Done right, except for when you apply that to everything in.
Speaker 1: Your life, then it gets a little stress.
Speaker 3: And you just simply can't move.
Speaker 5: Most decisions don't get made, everything is pushed off.
Speaker 2: Is this the kind of class where you have to
Speaker 2: read your own writing aloud to strangers who get to
Speaker 2: then criticize.
Speaker 5: You it sort of the other Well, actually we haven't
Speaker 5: gotten to that point there is going to be reading
Speaker 5: our material. I don't know if we're going to read
Speaker 5: it quietly or what. But that part scares me to death.
Speaker 5: There are only three other writers in the class. There
Speaker 5: are three other professional writers, and it feels like a
Speaker 5: safe space.
Speaker 3: But still I don't want to do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, never, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: So the other you knew the other writers that are
Speaker 3: taking the class.
Speaker 5: A friend and I signed up for it, and then
Speaker 5: I knew just by luck was in the class with
Speaker 5: another writer. And then the other one is on the
Speaker 5: East Coast. She works for a show out there, so
Speaker 5: none of us knew her. But we're all having a
Speaker 5: good time.
Speaker 4: That's great because so everyone's probably taking it just to
Speaker 4: stay on top of the game.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean it really is. I think largely accountability.
Speaker 5: Not that we're not learning things, of course, it's always
Speaker 5: He's got a lot of great advice and stuff.
Speaker 4: And it's it's a hopeful thing to do during this
Speaker 4: strike that he hasn't had any conclusion yet.
Speaker 1: It's proactive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm proud of you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you too.
Speaker 5: It only took forty five minutes, but here we are.
Speaker 5: I'm getting a nice thumbs up.
Speaker 1: You're finally getting supporting that you wanted.
Speaker 3: Seeking my entire life craving, you finally.
Speaker 1: Got it, and we got it on tape.
Speaker 5: People will know that two people are proud of me.
Speaker 1: You should bring this recording directly to your family in Utah.
Speaker 5: I told you everyone gather around Grandma listening in your face, Grandma,
Speaker 5: isn't it nice to be on the road again. It's
Speaker 5: pretty great we have been.
Speaker 4: That was just you mentioning Zoom made me flinch a
Speaker 4: little because I can't do it anymore. Since we've been
Speaker 4: back in the car, it's been I've mentioned this a
Speaker 4: few times, but it is kind of weird that you
Speaker 4: have not even seen my face. I could not be
Speaker 4: Chris Fairbanks right now. But there's something about the just
Speaker 4: being in a car and not looking at each other's
Speaker 4: faces that I feel like freeze people up. Oh to
Speaker 4: be looser and not send your own face right, your
Speaker 4: own face.
Speaker 3: That's the worst.
Speaker 4: When I would be doing a Zoom show and then
Speaker 4: all of a sudden I glanced down at my square.
Speaker 3: And you can just see my face.
Speaker 5: Kind of talk whenever you want, right, there's no weird
Speaker 5: cyber delay right, just.
Speaker 1: A normal delay and weirdness.
Speaker 5: Yeah, then you get to sit in the delay. Everyone
Speaker 5: loves to sit in that feeling, the real.
Speaker 2: Time delay, which is much more painful. We were telling
Speaker 2: ourselves that zoom awkwardness was the worst, but actually there's
Speaker 2: something that can happen in real life that's way worse.
Speaker 5: But it's so intimate.
Speaker 1: At least it's something.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, wow, well thanks for running that car charging errand.
Speaker 5: But of course I love to be part of an errand.
Speaker 5: I mean, god, bless you from forgetting that. Else what
Speaker 5: are we going to do?
Speaker 2: We the three of us got in the car at
Speaker 2: my house and I looked at the battery and I
Speaker 2: was like, twelve percent.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Not smart?
Speaker 5: One of us has an errand at this point, what
Speaker 5: errand would you have run? I?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the errand I need to do would have been
Speaker 4: impossible because I have to smog check my own vehicles.
Speaker 4: Oh boy, it would be an extra noisy episode.
Speaker 3: Wait you what you do it yourself? Well? It is
Speaker 3: my car is older, I guess.
Speaker 4: And when I have to get new tabs stickers for
Speaker 4: my registration, I do have.
Speaker 3: To come with a past smog test.
Speaker 5: Oh but you have a professional look at it.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay in a professional tent.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I was thinking that you could easily cheat if
Speaker 5: you were just doing it yourself right.
Speaker 4: Now, No, I have to go to one of those
Speaker 4: fumigation tents that look you know where that you drive
Speaker 4: your car in and then they tell me, hey, your
Speaker 4: car runs great.
Speaker 3: And they pat me on the back, and then I show.
Speaker 1: That to my grandma.
Speaker 2: Told you, this is why we're doing smog tests these days. Grandma,
Speaker 2: you will acknowledge my.
Speaker 3: Success from beyond the grave.
Speaker 1: Umbrature.
Speaker 2: Is there anything you need to plug or would you
Speaker 2: like to have a final discussion topic that you get
Speaker 2: to choose?
Speaker 5: Oh? Interesting, interesting, interesting of your film script.
Speaker 3: No, I would not make you do that.
Speaker 5: I should promote my podcast, I said, no gifts. If
Speaker 5: you like this podcast, there's a small chance you might
Speaker 5: like my podcast.
Speaker 3: Give it a chance.
Speaker 5: Very parallel, I'm here to steal you as a listener. Yes,
Speaker 5: I'm trying to drag Dinar.
Speaker 1: Down past yourself. Up up up.
Speaker 5: Both of these angels have been on the podcast. Yes,
Speaker 5: one of them gave me a star in space. The
Speaker 5: other one gave me cologne.
Speaker 4: The chances are of your listening right now you're already
Speaker 4: a fan and already love.
Speaker 5: I said you better be. There are two great tastes
Speaker 5: that go. It's like coffee and lemonade. Thank you for
Speaker 5: me to the punch. You're the best bridger.
Speaker 3: Thank you you too.
Speaker 5: Thank you for this coffee. And I'm just thrilled to
Speaker 5: be in the car again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: And I take all credit for it.
Speaker 2: You really got us here. Thank you for pushing. Thank
Speaker 2: you for contacting the city.
Speaker 5: Starting the petition.
Speaker 1: You really threatening the T shirts. You hung up the flyers.
Speaker 3: All right, I will talk to you both soon. Love you,
Speaker 3: We love you. I hope you're still working for me.
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 4: Oh, I hope no minds were changed by this episode
Speaker 4: You've been listening to Do.
Speaker 1: You Need a Ride?
Speaker 6: D y n Are?
Speaker 1: That was perfect.
Speaker 4: I'm so worry.
Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.
Speaker 1: Produced by Analise Nelson.
Speaker 3: Mixed by Edson Choy.
Speaker 1: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.
Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen well Garrett, artwork.
Speaker 1: By Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar
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Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you both you're welcome,