WEBVTT - Christmas Lights Expiration - 01.05.26

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me jump on in here and put a little sprinkle,

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<v Speaker 2>a little stupid on it here for you. Surely, this

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<v Speaker 2>one right here is called Christmas lights expiration. Christmas lights

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<v Speaker 2>and black people listen, it's time to take them down,

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<v Speaker 2>right now? Ain't Christmas old? Wicko?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so take them lights down? Okay, Frost you ought

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<v Speaker 2>to be thought, you ought to be thawed out by

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<v Speaker 2>now it takes people down. Jesus, don't make no sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas lights expiration, Christmas lights expiration?

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<v Speaker 4>Cat dog if you what? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to read. James. Yeah, hey, James,

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<v Speaker 4>how you doing? This is Greg? I want to get neighbors.

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<v Speaker 4>I live a few streets over from you. How you

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<v Speaker 4>doing today?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing fine?

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<v Speaker 4>What's up? Just want to make sure I got the

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<v Speaker 4>right person you trick uh North Willow.

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<v Speaker 3>Ben Yeah, okay, why are you coming?

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<v Speaker 4>What's I'm on? I live on a shadow band man.

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<v Speaker 4>My name is Greg, and I wonder I want to

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<v Speaker 4>reach out to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>We seem to have a bit of a problem. Man.

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<v Speaker 4>You still have your Christmas lights up on the house

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<v Speaker 4>and what what? What's what's going on? You know, we've

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<v Speaker 4>you know, some of the neighbors have had a conversation.

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<v Speaker 4>When you're gonna take these down? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>We go through this every year and uh, it ain't

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<v Speaker 3>no problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>The lights are gonna stay up?

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<v Speaker 4>What what? What? What do you mean they're gonna stay up?

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<v Speaker 3>Did I start up? I said the lights are gonna

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<v Speaker 3>stay up?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, no go no, no, hold on, bro, Christmas

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<v Speaker 4>is over. The lights thing's finn to stay up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>you knights men tell you that the lights need to

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<v Speaker 4>come down, you know, I don't. I don't even Why

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<v Speaker 4>do you have your lights up after Christmaster close? The

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<v Speaker 4>whole Christmas thing is over?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait a good man? What what's your name again?

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<v Speaker 4>Greg? Who of the My name is Greg and I

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<v Speaker 4>live on Shadow Bend. I live post greets over from you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give up about where you live.

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<v Speaker 4>Man. You know how you get my number? I got

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<v Speaker 4>your number from the h o A you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>president hu a Alum, the one gave me your number.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's neither that's neither hearing nor that. The big

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<v Speaker 4>issue is the Christmas light that's got to come down.

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<v Speaker 3>You sound like a joke, man, You sound like a

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<v Speaker 3>guy food. What you're gonna take my Christmas. Like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I keep those lights up. You know why I keep

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<v Speaker 3>those lights up.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a listener.

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<v Speaker 3>My mama loves those lights. She is. She gets the

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<v Speaker 3>lights up a little bit longer than usual. But we

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<v Speaker 3>don't give a fuck about that as long as she's happy.

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<v Speaker 4>So okay, okay, let me say that I'm hearing you

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<v Speaker 4>with your mama. Understand that. You know you got love

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<v Speaker 4>for your mom. Cool, but take the whole neighborhood. Wonts

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<v Speaker 4>your life that? So I'm gonna tell you this right here,

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<v Speaker 4>from neighbor to night. You got to the evening to

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<v Speaker 4>take them life down. If not, I'm gonna take them down.

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<v Speaker 4>By what time you coming? Bro?

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<v Speaker 3>What time you coming?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I'll tell you what I get off the fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll be at your house about six to take these

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<v Speaker 4>life down. If you're not, yeah, i'll be looking for

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<v Speaker 4>you too. Man. You know we got a big family.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna call my brothers and we're gonna meet you.

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<v Speaker 4>We're gonna meet you because.

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<v Speaker 3>You'm taken down. You understand what I'm life are gonna stay.

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<v Speaker 1>Up, brouh.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I don't care if you and your mama got

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<v Speaker 4>to take them life down.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold up, brother, what you say about my mama?

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<v Speaker 4>God said you and your mama can take them life down,

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<v Speaker 4>but somebody got to take them down.

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<v Speaker 3>Mother, You talking.

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<v Speaker 4>About my mom?

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<v Speaker 3>We ain't taking down. Where did you say you lived.

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<v Speaker 4>Shadow? Being on shadow?

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<v Speaker 3>You just you trying to you trying to sign your

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<v Speaker 3>death sentence.

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<v Speaker 4>If you come over to my crib and talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>Taking down I'm other Christmas light.

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<v Speaker 4>You man. You If I come over there and you

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<v Speaker 4>and your mama ain't on the ladder trying to get

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<v Speaker 4>the lights off that house, then I'm taking them down.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey man, you you're talking about my mama taking down

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<v Speaker 3>the light. I've got a baseball back for your mother

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<v Speaker 3>and everybody at the h O A A. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>everybody at that club. You in whatever, hho A and whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm you up, mother, I'm you up?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay? Well if you if you meet up, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>have to You're gonna have to tie me up too.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to. He's the one told us you

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<v Speaker 4>had the lights on the house. It hadn't taken them down.

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<v Speaker 4>Tommy one time school.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, you can you get over here right now?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't come. I'll tell you what I come through there,

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<v Speaker 4>Me and Tommy both will come through there if that's

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<v Speaker 4>what you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, mother, yo, silly?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So so can I say something else? Know what?

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<v Speaker 1>Mother?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I? Can I say one more thing to you? Man?

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<v Speaker 3>You ain't got to say ell you say that when

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<v Speaker 3>you get old me. Yeah, you're talking about my mama.

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<v Speaker 4>Man. Okay, hey, hey, hey, hey hey, Calm down, dude,

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<v Speaker 4>calm down, Okay, I'm down about what can I? Can

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<v Speaker 4>I say something else? Can I say one more thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Just that? There? One more thing? What all I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 4>say is this nephew tire It from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 4>Morning Show. Did you say.

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<v Speaker 3>You you got to be kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Man, you got James? You all right? Man? No?

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<v Speaker 3>Man, it ain't all right man? What you got my

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<v Speaker 3>blood pressure off?

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<v Speaker 4>What? Hey? Wow? Hey day? You got some labors Russell

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<v Speaker 4>and shot Knee, Russell and Sees. They are the ones

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<v Speaker 4>that got me the prank call you man. They ain't

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<v Speaker 4>gonna get no Christmas present for me next year.

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<v Speaker 3>I had some boys.

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<v Speaker 4>Man. Oh wow, Oh you was heated boy. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 4>you was heated. Man. One thing I didn't know about you, James,

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<v Speaker 4>You love your mama, don't you. I love it. I

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<v Speaker 4>love it to death. Man.

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<v Speaker 3>You you you had to take it there.

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<v Speaker 4>That's that's right. Man. Oh man, you gotta let me know. Man,

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<v Speaker 4>what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 4>show in the land. Let me hear it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Steve Hardy in the morning show?

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<v Speaker 1>Men mean what morning Blake?

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<v Speaker 4>Morning? Man? I love Jane, you and your mama on

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<v Speaker 4>that ladder. Y'all need to get these blakes down, that's all.

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<v Speaker 5>But everybody coming over to get some of his baseball back.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, he's just say blankety death cientificate.

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<v Speaker 1>He was he worried for He.

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<v Speaker 4>Had me a little worried. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Look he had a little whimper in his voice when

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<v Speaker 2>you said, oh yes, mama.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh dog dogs, when you when a man boy started cracking,

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<v Speaker 5>you got problems. Yeah, well see now he did it. You.

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<v Speaker 5>You're dealing with the inside of him. You find to fight.

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<v Speaker 5>You find to fight what's on the inside of him.

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<v Speaker 5>You ain't just so. Now he gonna draw on some

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<v Speaker 5>stuff that you ain't ready. It's ugly, man, I'm telling

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<v Speaker 5>you right now, it's ugly. When the dude get the

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<v Speaker 5>whipping Mama, but it's but still want to fight. Though

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<v Speaker 5>he ain't getting in the car crime, he getting out

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<v Speaker 5>the car crying, keep on talking.

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<v Speaker 4>Plained it that way. You're dealing with the inside of me.

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<v Speaker 5>No you, you, You're messing with the part that you

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<v Speaker 5>that you don't get to see. So it's so instantly

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<v Speaker 5>it's gonna be more.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening Harvey Morning Show,