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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important this week on This Is Important, Wooden Turtles.

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Speaker 1: Are we all having the same idea? You also said

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Speaker 1: that it lands in the back of your hair and

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Speaker 1: tells you how to funck, and you called it a

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Speaker 1: rat to two weeks and I started screaming, and I'm naked,

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Speaker 1: just with jiz water in the bathtub, and my mom

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Speaker 1: comes running in. They're drinking and like smoking, and they're

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Speaker 1: seven years old, and here we go. What's the deal?

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Speaker 1: Are you eating sushi from people? Yes, you can't do

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Speaker 1: that right now, they're sanitized. What is the fish? The

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Speaker 1: fish are sanitized the people. You put the fish on

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Speaker 1: and eat it off. Welcome to the very first Hot Hot, Hot,

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Speaker 1: Hot Hot Hot podcast from the guys formerly known as

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Speaker 1: the guys that created alcoholics, but now we're known as

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Speaker 1: that This is Important guys. I thought we were all

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Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna be podcast boys. Podcast. Well we are

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Speaker 1: podcast boys for sure, but I thought I'm podcast Kyle.

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Speaker 1: The name of it on podcast. I thought the name

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Speaker 1: of it is this is important because it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this isn't the name of it. And that's the first

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Speaker 1: thing we'll talk about, is how important the name is,

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Speaker 1: how important it is for the four of us to

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Speaker 1: have a pen And who's here? Just as because I

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Speaker 1: can't see you guys way over there. That's true. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm a podcast, Blake. How is everybody? I'm doing really

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Speaker 1: good podcast Blake. This is podcast Adam al right doing

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Speaker 1: pretty good over here podcast Kyle podcast honors over here

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Speaker 1: podcasters podcasters and together we are podcasters, not together where

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Speaker 1: this is? I'm so sorry I should have read that.

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Speaker 1: So Blake DERs and I just recently did something pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Blake's wearing the hat Shark week. Baby. I'm not an AD,

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Speaker 1: but definitely tune in. It could be an AD if

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Speaker 1: they want to. Yeah, if they want to pay for it.

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Speaker 1: Do you think Discovery Channel will, well, we'll drive some

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Speaker 1: coin on us. I doubt it. It was pretty cool though.

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Speaker 1: We got to go to the Bahamas. That was my

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Speaker 1: first big outing since the Rhona has struck. We got

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Speaker 1: to go to the Bahamas, got fully tested before going

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Speaker 1: out there, and so um, we all knew that everybody

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Speaker 1: was na free, everyone had everyone had it. You had

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Speaker 1: to test positive immunity on the front. But I caught

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Speaker 1: myself just like touching people, probably more than I normally

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Speaker 1: would like through guys. I was just like, kind of

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Speaker 1: oh because of lack of human contract and I know

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Speaker 1: that they don't have it and you haven't touched another person,

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Speaker 1: and so goddamn long, soon as you get the green light,

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Speaker 1: you're pansy. These guys did have a certain musculature that

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Speaker 1: made you want to grabm oh my god, these these

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Speaker 1: professional shark drivers. Can we talk about how fucking hot

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Speaker 1: they were? Please do? I'm over here right and I

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Speaker 1: wasn't there. You're not gonna stop. You give me the

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Speaker 1: description longly long. There was a no for real, there

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Speaker 1: was this that was I mean he a local Bahaman gentleman,

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Speaker 1: huh rapped dude just like like and he had like

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Speaker 1: this wet suit. Yeah, I was his wet suit so

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Speaker 1: much cooler. It was like there was no branding, no nothing.

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Speaker 1: It was like he made it. I mean, yeah, it

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Speaker 1: was very cool. He looked like black panther. He looked

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Speaker 1: like he was trying to get cast and some ships.

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Speaker 1: And that dude is andre I followed him on Instagram

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Speaker 1: because he was one sexy smart, nice guy and the

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Speaker 1: do something like truly and nearly ship with There was

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Speaker 1: like a sunken ship and then we dove right down

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Speaker 1: to it and then there was like twenty five sharks

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Speaker 1: and they're swimming all around us. We got like hit

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Speaker 1: got attacked by a genuine tiger shark. That's all I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna say. You gotta watch to see what happened. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, it sounds like you're doing the

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Speaker 1: audio version of what people should be watching after those airs. Yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: you know what we're all about spoilers here. This is important.

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Speaker 1: This is important to let you know what you're gonna watch, right,

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Speaker 1: and it also I think you've done enough in terms

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Speaker 1: Make come watch the discoaches. Yeah, there's some really crazy

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Speaker 1: That was crazy was the shark nay? Well, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to there was a sharknado. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: way you were looking at him. Well, that sounds really cool.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome that you guys all got to go and

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Speaker 1: I was here. You know, I'm back in California. Just

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Speaker 1: it's weird in my garden. It's weird that they take

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Speaker 1: They kept making a point that they were glad you

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Speaker 1: weren't there, and I kept saying, that's not cool. But

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Speaker 1: after like three or four days, I was like, I know,

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Speaker 1: I went after some varmits that we're getting after the tomatoes.

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Speaker 1: This nightmare of the worms of the garden. Absolutely, the

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Speaker 1: worms and the rats and the birds. You gotta pick

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Speaker 1: your crop before the birds come, I'll tell you that much. Otherwise,

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Speaker 1: what you sharing it with them? Do you believe in

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Speaker 1: killing those rats? Are you like removing them and putting

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Speaker 1: them somewhere else. I'm a removing guy, but I will no,

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Speaker 1: I'll catch them in a cage and then pick them

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Speaker 1: up and move them to another part. Like you get

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Speaker 1: just drop it over the fence and and they're back

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Speaker 1: I I got some BB guns and I do take

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Speaker 1: hit him because that's nasty. I'm trying to just scare

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Speaker 1: him out of what I mean. When you first changed, Kyle,

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Speaker 1: rats left and right. Yeah, that's inside the house. I'm

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Speaker 1: in any way, shape or form. Okay, I got my pets,

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Speaker 1: just rat shape and form. Uh. Well, we used to.

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Speaker 1: For some context, Kyle Blake and myself used to live

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Speaker 1: together in the house that we shot workaholics allegedly can

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Speaker 1: we even say we're coholics on the podcast? Were allegedly

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Speaker 1: I'll take him to court allegedly. Allegedly it was Allegedly

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Speaker 1: we had a show on for seven seasons in Comedy Central.

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Speaker 1: Allegedly it was a hit. Alleged we all were in

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Speaker 1: it and created it together. If you guys are getting

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Speaker 1: to get sued by Viacom. Allegedly you might allegedly you might, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well we all lived in the house together, and that's

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Speaker 1: not allegedly. I'm going that's facts. We did, and uh,

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Speaker 1: we had a serious, serious rat problem. Facts facts. I

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Speaker 1: that we call it, like the on the one day

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Speaker 1: I feel like it was legit seventeen. That was That

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Speaker 1: seems right because I've been telling people like thirty two.

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Speaker 1: I remember like there was this one crawl space in

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Speaker 1: was like I remember going outside and cracking a beer

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Speaker 1: and then we would just hear It's like Okay, there's

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Speaker 1: within the few days of the night that I've lost

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Speaker 1: And you know, allegedly I did this. Yeah, when rats

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Speaker 1: I would come home. I'd be gone for a few

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Speaker 1: with their pellets. That's it sound like you laid out food, right,

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Speaker 1: That's kind of what I did. It was my room.

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Speaker 1: He definitely left out tons of jack links, because I

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Speaker 1: definitely had bags and begs of jack links got out

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Speaker 1: beat them to death viciously. Allegedly I did this viciously

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Speaker 1: I was saving your life. I believe it. Those rats

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Speaker 1: And I go, it's an old house. It's just old pipes.

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Speaker 1: You just were like rats, rats, rattling pipes. Rats that

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Speaker 1: that would be do Can you imagine know if it

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Speaker 1: was a rat suwey who like jumped in your hair

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Speaker 1: and like taught you how to funk? Right there, we

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Speaker 1: go to movie idea. I just watched Rat to Tui

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Speaker 1: for the first time very recently. What is a rat

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Speaker 1: to Tui? Well, it's a I thought it was a food. Okay, great,

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Speaker 1: but where where are you saying? I said, it's a

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Speaker 1: Pixar movie and you said right, But I thought it

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Speaker 1: would also, so you know, it was both of those

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Speaker 1: called it a rat to twee, And I'm like, how

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Speaker 1: Have you seen rat? I do understand it's a movie

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Speaker 1: and that stars a mouse. Is the mouse named ratitude rat?

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Speaker 1: else can we talk a? I feel like Pinocchio was

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Speaker 1: about Dumbbo? You guys like Dumbbo. That's a fucking cool movie.

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Speaker 1: had some sort of like weird scandal where not even

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00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: weird scandal where they just are like screaming the in

421
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:50,880
Speaker 1: word or doing something absolutely nuts. That's a weird scandal. Yea,

422
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 1: not even a weird that's not that weird. It's it's

423
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 1: just insane. It was proving to be pieces of ship.

424
00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: Yeah you damn man. I thought my dad sucked, but

425
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 1: your way worse. Yeah, you were supposed to replace my

426
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:06,679
Speaker 1: ship dad. Yeah that's right. Now your ship too, it

427
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 1: turns out my dad. Yeah, dude, Arnold's really the only one. Well,

428
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,479
Speaker 1: he like cheated on his wife with his maid and stuff.

429
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 1: That's that's a little and that's head the kid. But

430
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 1: then he he glazed over it and was like it's great,

431
00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: I love him. Well he just started on well he

432
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 1: just started making so many Instagram videos with him and

433
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,879
Speaker 1: his little ponies, the miniature ponies that are in his kitchen.

434
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,000
Speaker 1: And you forgot all about the infidelity and the kid

435
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 1: with the Arnold has an official Instagram. Yes, are you

436
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: out of your mind? I don't follow the dude. He's

437
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:42,479
Speaker 1: got crip like in the Palisades and he's got ponies.

438
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: This is where the phrase pony up comes from. It's

439
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,159
Speaker 1: like when you're in trouble up. He has uh what

440
00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,919
Speaker 1: they called not miniature horses, but I think they are

441
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 1: maniature horses right now. But there's a dwarf horses. Offended. God,

442
00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:02,679
Speaker 1: I walked into that. I'm offended. The button canceled. Yeah,

443
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 1: miniature was fine. There was no reason to stop. The

444
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:12,880
Speaker 1: word miniature wouldn't describe it. What's the science miniature? Miniature?

445
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 1: But whatever? How are you not following him? I didn't.

446
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 1: I would think that he does. I don't know. And

447
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: he runs his account or does he have this is

448
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,639
Speaker 1: the thing. Does he have a team of people. It's

449
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,680
Speaker 1: a little bit about that matter if you're following him

450
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: or not, because otherwise I just will wait for his

451
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: publicist to drop something I want off the inside story,

452
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 1: because it's always how he's done. He's operated like that.

453
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 1: He's like waiting publicity for the publicitist do the publicity.

454
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 1: Blake is known for waiting for the publicist to come

455
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 1: out the woodwork. Arnold being a piece of ship is subjective,

456
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 1: that's kind of I I don't think he's a piece

457
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: of ships. If you think fucking you're made and having

458
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,200
Speaker 1: a kid is a problem, then yeah, he's a piece

459
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 1: of ship. Allegedly some people feel that way. Some people,

460
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just I'm not gonna and we don't

461
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: know what their relationship was, like maybe maybe allegedly there

462
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 1: was tons of threesomes happening between the maid the wife.

463
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 1: Maybe the animals are in there, they're watching. I'm not

464
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: my opinion, from my own opinion from the outside, I

465
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 1: don't like that. I don't like that. So he's kind

466
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: of a piece of yet, Okay, And that's from that's

467
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: from the outside. That's me knowing what I know, not

468
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 1: sitting them down and saying like, yo, were you cool

469
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,800
Speaker 1: with this? Like did you guys have threesomes? Did you

470
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: do this? There's there's a lot of nuance to this.

471
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:41,119
Speaker 1: You were yes. So allegedly he's still a hero of mine, alright, Russell,

472
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:45,159
Speaker 1: he's he's he's this golden n Yeah, he's the one

473
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: who's still kind of like, hey, man, he's clean, I'm here,

474
00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm steady. I mean, if you're not against his lack

475
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,960
Speaker 1: of commitment, put a ring on it already. Did he

476
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:59,160
Speaker 1: marry Goldie Hans the spirit? Come on, man, So you're

477
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: a traditional you believe in that. I am a Christian values.

478
00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: You don't have sex till you're married, That is true.

479
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 1: I forgot about the giant cross tattoo on your back.

480
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: It's huge. It's huge, and it's getting bigger, I'm adding,

481
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: and then just wraps around above your starting to go down.

482
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: My leg curls around your leg, serpent. It's pretty sick.

483
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:23,639
Speaker 1: I love that if you your tattooed free though, right

484
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 1: I am tattooed? Or would you ever get tatted up?

485
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,119
Speaker 1: I think I would, But I do think it's a

486
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: dangerous thing to start getting well. I think I think

487
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 1: at our age now we're in our mid thirties, we

488
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,560
Speaker 1: can get Now is the time that if you really

489
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: wanted a tattoo, you could just get a Also, that's

490
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 1: the age my mom got hers, and hers is like

491
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 1: a weird I remember when your mom got the tattoo

492
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 1: that was tight? Yeah, I thought it was cool. What

493
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 1: is her tattoo? Where is her? It's like a son

494
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 1: with like a dove on her, like shoulder worth getting

495
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: worth getting? Didn't her and uh and your dad get

496
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:05,760
Speaker 1: the same time? Yes? Yeah, like that's and you don't

497
00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 1: want to get that on your chest. I mean, maybe

498
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: I should get my mom's tattoo. That's hard, that would

499
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:16,439
Speaker 1: be so tight. I'm waiting for the right moment, my

500
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 1: mom passing away. I've seen I've seen like shirtless many times,

501
00:28:21,119 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: and you have a nice meaty chest to tattoo you.

502
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: Your body would look good tattooed. I feel like skinnier

503
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,160
Speaker 1: people look better when they're tattooed, because not better when

504
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: they're tattooed, but tattoos look better on them than like

505
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: a person like me, Like I could get really fat,

506
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:43,239
Speaker 1: like I could just like take a left and and

507
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,760
Speaker 1: really just become and the skins just drooping, and I've

508
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: got like big old titties, and now the tattoos are

509
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: like underneath and you don't fully see the tattoos and

510
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 1: it's all kind of folded up onto each other. That

511
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 1: won't happen to you. You don't like those like old

512
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: bikers that just have like the under titty tattoo stretchy

513
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 1: like the Vato dude, I don't think so. I don't

514
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 1: think that looks that good, looks that good. I think

515
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: Blake's taught taught, Bakes going to stay this taught. I

516
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 1: think Blake is he's never never. He comes from stock.

517
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: He's a thin man. He's always been thin. I've never

518
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: seen him get a little chubby a little bit. Back

519
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: in high school, Yeah yeah, Picture for a Year was

520
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: probably my awkward stage when I had a right, that's

521
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: your your body was just gear enough for that grossberk

522
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: that I know you hit? How well do you know?

523
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: I know you hit it? This is when you find

524
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: out that I've always wanted a fun blake. I've been

525
00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: find this is known in Hollywood. Bro, Well, you just

526
00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: analyze my body. That's okay, I come down. That's all right.

527
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 1: I'm fine to do that. Right now, you've analyzed my body.

528
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 1: I gotta star rate my body. Talked to him to

529
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: remember that website actually like Hot or Not? Hot or

530
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:14,959
Speaker 1: Not was the fucking funniest thing. Dude, I weren't you

531
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 1: had to pick up what do you mean? Of course? Yeah?

532
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 1: I loved it. I like lived by that would check

533
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 1: it every three hours and be like, dude seven point eight.

534
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: In high school, we put a homio mine on there

535
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 1: and he was at like a nine percent or something.

536
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,400
Speaker 1: You have to bring that you guys know hot or not.

537
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 1: It was like you put a picture of yourself and

538
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: then the community. This was like two or two thousand three,

539
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,600
Speaker 1: like early Internet, it was yeahbody, do you think anybody

540
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 1: popped off that? Do you think anybody who was like

541
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 1: the hottest person like got a call from a manager

542
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:55,239
Speaker 1: and then was on I bet you Hollywood was That's

543
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: how nick lash came to be He Yeah, they're like

544
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: they're putting it. Lou Pearlman was putting together night more,

545
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: one more. I would be willing to bet thousands of

546
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: dollars that there's a maximum hot or not issue, best

547
00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 1: of hot or not? Wait, what are you willing to bet?

548
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:15,520
Speaker 1: I'm willing to bet thousands of dollars thousands that grounds

549
00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,840
Speaker 1: and put a number on it. Let's see, maybe one

550
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: of us wants to take this action. Yeah, let's do that.

551
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: There's a hot or not maxim issue. So you're betting

552
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 1: thousands that as your money managers. I feel like the

553
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:33,560
Speaker 1: two intersect so perfectly. But you should have been the editor.

554
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: I don't think they were doing that. That's why nobody

555
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 1: reads that. All right, maybe not thousands, but they should have. Guys,

556
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: you talked to blake off this bet that I was

557
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 1: about to take. You could have made money. Was about

558
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: to make some COVID. I was ready to watch that money. Yeah,

559
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,960
Speaker 1: I was ready, I was, I was. I came in hot,

560
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: I was ready to put the money on the table.

561
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,840
Speaker 1: Take me off the ledge, dude. We used to make

562
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 1: ten tho dollar bets all the time. Yeah, we each

563
00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: like each other hundreds of thousands, and we used to

564
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: be dollars on a game of fu we bowling. Damn.

565
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: But this was before we had ten thouars. So it

566
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: was funny money. It was funny. Now you won't not

567
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: funny money. The opposite is non existent. But what was

568
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: the website or the app that came out when we

569
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 1: were on work? All ugly meter app? Come on, let's

570
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,320
Speaker 1: not bring this one up. I was listening to Howard

571
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: Stern on the way in and it was the funniest

572
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: ship I'd ever heard, because everyone was getting raided and

573
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 1: just tearing each other apart. And I downloaded it, came

574
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:42,480
Speaker 1: into the office and allegedly made everyone do it, which

575
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 1: I guess, like you can't do. But I didn't make

576
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 1: everyone do it, but I was like, well, people were

577
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: into it, and would you would? There would be a

578
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: character named after you that we we'ld murder I remember

579
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 1: when you made me do it, and I'm pretty positive

580
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,640
Speaker 1: that I got like a seven percent out of a

581
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 1: hundred it or something like that. There was a real

582
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 1: did something. No, let your eye go a little longer.

583
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: That's not gonna make a came back and let me

584
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: get another one. It was like better or maybe even worse. Yeah,

585
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: it was like something that about my face did not

586
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: agree with this app and it hurt my egos. It's

587
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:20,600
Speaker 1: a symmetry thing. Well, when you're coming it's wrong with

588
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: my symmetry. When when you're coming off eight on Hot

589
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 1: or Not only to be knocked to a seven percent

590
00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 1: on the ugly adage's not that big ego. I'm just

591
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: saying that it fucking stomped. That was a solid ten.

592
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: Twelve years after Hot or Not dropped the body and face,

593
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 1: Kyle gets way uglier. Way At that time, you already

594
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: had like several strokes. You were a handsome high schooler.

595
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: I was, I was, really I was there for those

596
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: let's post the pack right now. Yeah, the did you

597
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: guys see this at home? Are you looking at this audio?

598
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: Is that what a podcast? It was? Homecoming royalty? That's

599
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: not Could you be more specific, please, I was homecoming Royalty,

600
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,600
Speaker 1: but I lost to Paul Rife, the quarterback of the

601
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,480
Speaker 1: football team. So what does that make you a loser?

602
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: That royalty Royalty. I wasn't killing the royalty. I was

603
00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:22,680
Speaker 1: pretty legit on that. I wasn't trying to up at

604
00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:30,680
Speaker 1: all I've seen. Yeah, he didn't win. He was the

605
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: carry our high school for sure. What were you guys

606
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: like in high school? Because we all didn't know each

607
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 1: other in high school. We met right after high school

608
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: when we were eighteen years old to high school. Yeah,

609
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: were neatly enough. We've known each other since we were ten,

610
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:54,160
Speaker 1: so it's like eight How old were remember what numbers?

611
00:34:55,040 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 1: You guys knew each other since elementaries? Yes, you know,

612
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: you know someone for tw years. You're still finding out

613
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:05,600
Speaker 1: new stuff. And I knew that. So you guys were

614
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: that I did. I didn't know that. I've been to

615
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:13,440
Speaker 1: your high school. You have allegedly allegedly, Yeah, you don't know.

616
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,879
Speaker 1: How were you guys in high school? Please explain? Kyle

617
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 1: was super popular. That was pretty popular royalty. Now. I

618
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: was homecoming Royalty in my senior year, so I definitely

619
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: worked my way up the ranks. I was the opposite

620
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: I was homecoming royalty freshman sophomore in junior year, and

621
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 1: then by senior year they're like, we get it, You're done.

622
00:35:34,160 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: I don't understand is that as a freshman every grade,

623
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: at least it is how it worked in our high school.

624
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 1: Every grade elected, however, many four or five people to

625
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,360
Speaker 1: be their royalty for their class. No, and then you

626
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,680
Speaker 1: go to homecoming and you stand there like an asshole.

627
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 1: And then then homeoming we're talking about homecoming royalty and

628
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 1: it my senior year. Okay, and I do want to

629
00:35:57,320 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: get into your guys lives, But what's spare prom king

630
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:06,840
Speaker 1: or homecoming king? I don't know, I don't question. I

631
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 1: think homecoming king is at the beginning of the year

632
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,000
Speaker 1: and proms at the end. I actually didn't have a

633
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:14,479
Speaker 1: senior prom. We had a senior ball so that would

634
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,040
Speaker 1: have been called a ball king. I don't oh, the

635
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:22,359
Speaker 1: ball king. And I was the ball king, that's what

636
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: they called That's what they called me. That's what they

637
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 1: called me at least because I would go around and

638
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: get the balls. That So you guys, you guys have

639
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:36,000
Speaker 1: a freshman class, sophomore, junior, senior, all different courts. Yeah,

640
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 1: and then and then they give you like a like

641
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:41,080
Speaker 1: I won my sophomore year and it wasn't even like

642
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: I wasn't even a prince or anything. They gave me

643
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: as a sash. They give me a sash that said attendant.

644
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: In your bathroom attendance, you put your hand over says

645
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 1: at ten. You're like, it's just a right here, I

646
00:36:56,680 --> 00:37:00,080
Speaker 1: guess I'm a chell. You want to put those hands on?

647
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: Remember how fun that was when you just go to

648
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: the dance and just one girl was just whiling out,

649
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: just shaking the butt cheeks, just a real good dancing. Yeah,

650
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,279
Speaker 1: that doesn't happen anymore. When I went to dances, I

651
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,759
Speaker 1: pretty much just remember breakdancing in the back. Yeah, I

652
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: don't know, I have no you were on that breakdance

653
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: circle that was especially in middle school. I was like, yeah, whatever,

654
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: let's go try and do some flares. Yeah. Can you

655
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 1: imagine the smell of those dances now, Oh my god,

656
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 1: Like when you're there and you're drunk and you're just

657
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 1: like sweaty and all, like your hair's wet and ship

658
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 1: and you're just running around drinking punch. It was a

659
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: lot of it's kind of sober for men. Yeah, we

660
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: did it wrong as well. I think I think we

661
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: were quite sober just dancing my senior year. No, no, andros,

662
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,640
Speaker 1: Wait when did you start drinking for dances? How old

663
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: were you when you started getting crunk before dances? There?

664
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: Whoa my boy boy? For sure? Oh my gosh, animal.

665
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: I was like junior senior year. I I used to

666
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 1: let it slip a little, but not going and wasted

667
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 1: because I was always so worried that I was gonna

668
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: have to talk to some teacher and they're gonna be like, wait,

669
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 1: that's part of the whole game. I never like, I

670
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: was like, not worth it. You guys are oldest, like

671
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: you're the ones who are breaking the seal. I had

672
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:25,160
Speaker 1: older brothers who were like here child, yeah, so dumb.

673
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: I used to smoke weed in school. Allegedly, there we go.

674
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,879
Speaker 1: I never would do that either. I was also very

675
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: very afraid. That's a that was a crazy thing I did,

676
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 1: but it was. There was a dark room. I was

677
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: a photographer. You're a photographer, and so it was an

678
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 1: awesome game because you got to go in this room

679
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:45,919
Speaker 1: that no teacher could go in for like an hour

680
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,480
Speaker 1: a day and just be like I'm developing. Phil do

681
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: not open the door, and then uh, me and my

682
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 1: buddy would smoke weed in there and then blow it

683
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: through the event that would go into the girl's bathroom

684
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:02,959
Speaker 1: and we would stuff that like the laundry machine. The yeah,

685
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 1: the we flu with the toilet paper roll and then

686
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: you put the dryer sheets in there and blow it through.

687
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: And I remember one day the teacher's knocked on the door,

688
00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:11,839
Speaker 1: knocked on the door, and we just finished and she

689
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 1: comes using in and she's like, oh my god, what

690
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 1: does that smell? Guys, you have something to say to me?

691
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: And we're like, yeah, I do. I think these girls

692
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 1: in that bathroom have a real addiction to marijuana, and

693
00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,319
Speaker 1: it's disgusting. I'm getting the contact tie in here, and

694
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: uh she believed that ship trust or the adult hold

695
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: one over on that nice that super nice woman who

696
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 1: was just trying to do her job. You know, you

697
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: think about it, but like half of half the time,

698
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: it just has to be that there. They don't want

699
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,799
Speaker 1: to deal with it. They know you're not like a

700
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: total degenerate or you're not like hurting someone, so they're

701
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: just like all right, okay, yeah, oh yeah, I'm sure

702
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 1: it was the girls in the bathroom. Were just your

703
00:39:52,840 --> 00:40:00,320
Speaker 1: teachers are heroes paid so much more. Allegedly, that's that's

704
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: you're not willing to stand on that planet. Yeah, no,

705
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 1: I think we could say that is that that's okay.

706
00:40:06,160 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: Teachers need to be paid way more. Their jobs are

707
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: insanely tough. Yeah, they're raising us and teaching us that

708
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,879
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to sit here and say put

709
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: COVID though if it wasn't right. You've earned that right.

710
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 1: How are your kids going to do with school? Blake

711
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 1: has a daughter, and DERs has two sons that are

712
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: going to school and that kind of thing. How is

713
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:38,520
Speaker 1: that going to be with this next school year where

714
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: they're not going very serious school questions? This is important.

715
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:48,440
Speaker 1: I'm not going there. Yeah. I have been wondering what

716
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,439
Speaker 1: grade do you think would be the worst to have,

717
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,760
Speaker 1: like like be living COVID through, Like what what grade?

718
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:58,640
Speaker 1: What age would stock the Yeah, because I feel like

719
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,720
Speaker 1: with any like young kid, you can kind of still

720
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: teach them somewhat, but like imagine me in the high

721
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 1: school or where you have to be your own teacher

722
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: or whatever. It's like all the kids that didn't get

723
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:11,839
Speaker 1: to walk this year or whatever, and It's like that

724
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: has to be so strange. But they're already done. Remember

725
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,839
Speaker 1: think called senior rights. Guys, you're out, you've already you've

726
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,400
Speaker 1: probably if you're gonna go to college, you've already been

727
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,240
Speaker 1: looked at your college and all that stuff it admitted.

728
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 1: But if you were a junior and let's say you

729
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:28,400
Speaker 1: were looking at colleges but you haven't been accepted anywhere,

730
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: now ship's just out the window. If you were like

731
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: an athlete who's looking at scholarships, what the fund does

732
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: that look like? Now? If you were like going to

733
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:36,759
Speaker 1: go to Yale for acting or something or n y

734
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 1: U and like, now that's not gonna happen, what are

735
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,080
Speaker 1: you doing totally on pause? Or like you were set

736
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: up to be the lead of the Yeah there's going

737
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:51,479
Speaker 1: to be Yeah, what's gonna happen. There's not even gonna

738
00:41:51,480 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: be any community theater for those kinds. Now. I wonder

739
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 1: if there's going to be a generations that are just

740
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 1: just dumb this ship, you know what I mean? Like

741
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: if you they go like if if this thing lasts

742
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,320
Speaker 1: like two years, and then they're just like, yeah, I

743
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: never got around to uh math, And you're like, Okay, yeah,

744
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: they're like by senior year, they're just like, you know what,

745
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: we didn't I never learned how to count really, so

746
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: it just kind of spiraled from there. I guess like

747
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: if I was in eighth grade and I was making

748
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: the switch to freshman year, I'd be like kind of

749
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,120
Speaker 1: pumped that I get to wait another year. You're you're

750
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,960
Speaker 1: a hell of buff now showing up as a freshman

751
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:34,360
Speaker 1: to prepare like this would be the buffist freshman. I

752
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: wonder how many just yoked to ask freshman dudes are

753
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,000
Speaker 1: going to roll in their eighth grade year it was

754
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: just kind of a wash. And they come in freshman

755
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 1: year the puberties hit because they got they had to

756
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 1: hold a year. They're so lucky. Yeah, they're so and

757
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,839
Speaker 1: they'll be prized just by the way I just used

758
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: this time. Going into college, they'll have they'll be a

759
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: year older, their bodies will be so much more physically developed. God,

760
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish I would have started training. Did

761
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: you always get those eight those nipple things when you

762
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: were going through puberty? What's no? No, no no, like your

763
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 1: nipples hurt? Yeah, dude, no, I didn't remember that. I

764
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I haven't thought about him

765
00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,800
Speaker 1: in years. Dude, I remember those. So that's why I

766
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: like people would be like, oh, this one here, they

767
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 1: would grab it. Yes, yeah, that's yes. Maybe I'm still

768
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 1: waiting for my growth spurt because I've never heard of

769
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:31,439
Speaker 1: really I grabbed nipples right tweet and they're pretty soft

770
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: at the end. Now, imagine a marble in the tip,

771
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: and that's what it used to be. Marble in the tip. Yeah,

772
00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:40,399
Speaker 1: I specifically remember, like because the marble in you never

773
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,880
Speaker 1: my go He also like, you didn't get pid here

774
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: until you were like I was a late bloomer. I

775
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 1: didn't get pid here until college. College. Yeah, that's why

776
00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 1: you guys are nipples. Well, he's my son. I just

777
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: remember grabbing either like Kyle or my friend Teddy's nipples

778
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: in them flipping out like to that hurt bad, and

779
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,480
Speaker 1: it was like, whoa, I thought I thought this was

780
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: something we did. Man. I loved. I loved how quiet

781
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: you got when you're like I just remember grabbing Kyle's

782
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,839
Speaker 1: or it was, you know, pinching, like you know, it's

783
00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:20,760
Speaker 1: like amongst friends, we pinched nipple. I just grabbing allegedly.

784
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, Kyle, how did you feel when I

785
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 1: did that. No, I haven't thought about it in forever,

786
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: and yet hurt so fucking bad. What are those things?

787
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: What is that? I think it's your body being like

788
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,600
Speaker 1: are these gonna be titties? And then your other part

789
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: of your bodies like no, no, we're holding off and

790
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: it's like wait, we were just trying to make So

791
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: that's that's like scientific, like the test those are those

792
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: could think that that's what it is, and then the

793
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: testosterone at that point is like nah, yeah exactly, so

794
00:44:52,080 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: it forms a marble that could also be wild milk. Yeah,

795
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: well this is no, no, no, are you exactly what

796
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 1: it is that's important? Is that is important? What are you?

797
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 1: What a bizarre time? Do you remember how, oh my god,

798
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: Pinocchio is really a story of puberty when you think

799
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 1: about it. I remember being so my dick was hard

800
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 1: all the time. Yours wasn't. Still is that was? My

801
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 1: dick does not work the same way. He's grinding the

802
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 1: same all, admit it. It It doesn't work. It used to

803
00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: be a problem, and now it's it's an it's a problem.

804
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: It's a problem. You're damned if you're hard. You're damned

805
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: if you're not soft that just sit soft. It was

806
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 1: definitely like there was the moment where you're like, well,

807
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,880
Speaker 1: there goes sweatpants, can't do that anymore. Or if you

808
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: got called up in the chalkboard where you have like

809
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: a bonner and sweatpants and you have to just tuck

810
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:54,279
Speaker 1: your butt back and do a little dance I've had

811
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: have you had? In my freshman year of high school,

812
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:03,680
Speaker 1: I stood up and I had to tuck up, and

813
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 1: and then the like one of my buddies called me out,

814
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: was like you just said to took his dick up,

815
00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 1: and I snapped. I was like, I have a boner,

816
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 1: what's it to you? We all got him and I

817
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 1: kind of went off. And after that it was this

818
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: is a note for if you're in eighth grade, ninth

819
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: grade and you get a lot of boners, call your

820
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,799
Speaker 1: boners out, get ahead of it, get ahead of it.

821
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: Because because then as soon as I did that, all

822
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: the kids were like, yeah, this guy's funny, he's talking

823
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: about boners. I'm like, so then I wouldn't shut up

824
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: about my boner. Anytime I got a boner, I was

825
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: an announcement. Let me get back in cans on top

826
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: of it. You're gonna recommend a children across America. You

827
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, allegedly take my advice word for word. Allegedly,

828
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:52,239
Speaker 1: if you have an erection, good job, or you have

829
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,840
Speaker 1: let's see, you're a girl and you've got giant nipples

830
00:46:55,880 --> 00:46:58,040
Speaker 1: or something you got you got like really hard giant

831
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: nipples and it's and it's just it's poking out, or

832
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 1: your dick is always hard, whatever it is, get in

833
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 1: front of it. If you're if you're like a fat kid,

834
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:10,839
Speaker 1: you have some fat jokes in the back pocket. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

835
00:47:10,840 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 1: hold on, you wait too far. Let's stick with a

836
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: kid with huge nipples and constant I'm saying, if you

837
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: have a thing, because I was a cripple kid in

838
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: high school or middle school, if you have a thing

839
00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: that is that people are going to make fun of

840
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: you about, I would just like to cripple kids calling

841
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,920
Speaker 1: it out, and then I think we're good. No, not

842
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,640
Speaker 1: not just cripple kids, because cripple kids, kids with boners

843
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 1: all the time, kids with hard nipples. It's it's important

844
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:39,400
Speaker 1: that we as a people are able to talk about

845
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: this stuff and not just make fun of each other.

846
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,920
Speaker 1: For you you know what I mean, Like what Adam

847
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,879
Speaker 1: did was diffuse the situation. And it's like, why isn't

848
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,360
Speaker 1: that kid talking about boners that you know, the dinner

849
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: table with his family. So it's not a thing. Can

850
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:52,880
Speaker 1: we wouldn't be a thing? Can we at least admit

851
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: that The real hero here is the friend in the

852
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 1: classroom who audibly said, you just talk to your boner

853
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: to the rest of the would learn to damn thing? Yeah,

854
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: well for sure. I mean, you know you need you

855
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: need bullies. You need to some problem or else you

856
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 1: won't know how to deal with that. There should be

857
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,920
Speaker 1: one bully for high school, and you run for it,

858
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 1: just like you run for prompting. People get voted and

859
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,360
Speaker 1: you go. He gets the bully. He's the funniest bully.

860
00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 1: What he says it is usually true that you are ugly,

861
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: you are a nerd. And he gets the ride on

862
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 1: the back of everyone's wheelchair around school. They would they

863
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 1: had always take my wheelchair and push that ship. I'm like,

864
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: this isn't your job, man. If you have wheel if

865
00:48:35,040 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: you had electric wheelchair in my high school, you were

866
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: somebody's ride to class. That was just the deal you

867
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 1: made with the environment. I never got the I think

868
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:46,000
Speaker 1: my parents didn't have enough money to to spring for

869
00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: the electric one. They were like, yeah, well someone's pushing you,

870
00:48:49,040 --> 00:48:51,040
Speaker 1: but that's why you're so good at doing the balancing

871
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,719
Speaker 1: thing too. I'm good, I'm crutches, I'm good, I'm good

872
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. Yeah. Did you think that you weren't

873
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:58,720
Speaker 1: going to be able to have boners after your accident?

874
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,640
Speaker 1: Or was this free boner? Where are those of you

875
00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: that don't know. I had like a bad accident when

876
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: I was a kid. I was hit by some mean trick.

877
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: I couldn't walk for almost two years, and I was

878
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 1: mostly worried about my boner, And it was I was

879
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,799
Speaker 1: worried about it, but I was like too young to

880
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: like really know. I was like going into sixth grade.

881
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 1: So that's right when boners are starting to pique your

882
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 1: interests and you're like, what's going on down here? I

883
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 1: do remember this is an early story. My one of

884
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 1: the first times I ejaculated, and I was taking a

885
00:49:28,080 --> 00:49:30,120
Speaker 1: bath because I couldn't stand in a shower. My mom

886
00:49:30,160 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 1: had to pick me up out of a wheelchair and

887
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: placed me in a bathtub, and I'm I'm yoking off meanwhile,

888
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: I jerked off like this jerked off like that was

889
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: the move, by the way, and then you get to

890
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:45,799
Speaker 1: a full circle and then you go, okay, then you

891
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 1: go two hands. Never got there, but it was jerking

892
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: off in the bathtub. Came in the bathtub, you know good.

893
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:59,319
Speaker 1: And then as soon as I came, I looked down

894
00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: and sus floating in the bathtub and it was my toe.

895
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 1: You have to come to my My toe fell off,

896
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 1: my baby toe on my left foot. You guys know

897
00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: how I have a little nub. My baby toe on

898
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: my left foot was like charred and they're like, this

899
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: will probably just fall off at some point. And it

900
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,360
Speaker 1: fell off while and I started screaming and I'm naked

901
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: just with jiz water in the bathtub, and my mom

902
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: comes running in and she's like, oh my god, you're

903
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 1: toe and I'm like, get out of here, get out.

904
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 1: It is not safe for you. Wait. So when you

905
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,280
Speaker 1: just the water, are you kind of like scooching around

906
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:39,200
Speaker 1: to like dodge it, and like the and then the

907
00:50:39,760 --> 00:50:41,719
Speaker 1: flow of the water it's like coming after you. And

908
00:50:41,760 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: then like yeah, it was like the first time, so

909
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:48,759
Speaker 1: like I've done it multiple times before that we're just nothing. Yes,

910
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: this is what we got to talk about, is the

911
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: pre able to come jerk off the yeah, what the

912
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:58,400
Speaker 1: funk man? That was weird. So if any kids are

913
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,080
Speaker 1: listening to this and you guys are pre coming and

914
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 1: you're not, there's no just coming out, get ahead of it.

915
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 1: SCREENA from the rafter is at your local middle school.

916
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: And if you're just sing it now, this is important,

917
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 1: you know, it's very important. This is important. Do you

918
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,640
Speaker 1: guys have any takebacks or apologies that we want to

919
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:16,399
Speaker 1: get out of the way here, because we've we've been

920
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:18,360
Speaker 1: talking about a lot of stuff and I feel like

921
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: we we maybe stepped on a few toes and I

922
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:22,600
Speaker 1: don't I want to keep our friendship at a certain

923
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:24,840
Speaker 1: level with each other because I do I love you guys.

924
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 1: I do think you guys are idiots and assholes a

925
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 1: lot of times, but I do really love you guys.

926
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:32,360
Speaker 1: So any of take backs or apologies and maybe compliments

927
00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: or some compliments, yeah, if you want to, Well, I'd

928
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: like to compliment you all for being open and sharing.

929
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,040
Speaker 1: That was really really awesome, and I'd like, allegedly I'd

930
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: like to take back the fact that I said that

931
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: I think it will take thirty to forty episodes for

932
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,520
Speaker 1: the show to be good. Um Now I think it's

933
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: going to be closer to like ten to fifteen. Wow. Okay,

934
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: that's a big upgrade. Yeah. I would like to compliment

935
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: on your optimism. Thank you. But I would like to

936
00:51:58,200 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 1: take back the fact that, Um, I was a little

937
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: mean earlier to Kyle about his his agriculture. I just

938
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: think maybe I'm jealous because I can't do that. And uh,

939
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: I know that you can't see my face. I'm behind

940
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:16,040
Speaker 1: a mask being COVID safe right now, but I am serious.

941
00:52:16,239 --> 00:52:19,279
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, thank you. Uh. And also i'd like

942
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:23,279
Speaker 1: to apologize to you wonders uh for jumping down your

943
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 1: throat about the ratituee thing. Of course that was that

944
00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:29,160
Speaker 1: was out of control on my end. It was rage

945
00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:32,200
Speaker 1: sneaking up and I'm in currently in therapy dealing with that.

946
00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:36,680
Speaker 1: So I don't want to take it back, but I

947
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:40,759
Speaker 1: do want to apologize for it. Okay enough that it

948
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: was it was I got I got hot. Yeah, well

949
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 1: watch Rat's very good. I'd like to apologize, not not

950
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,680
Speaker 1: to you guys. I was forthright with all my feelings

951
00:52:51,680 --> 00:52:54,560
Speaker 1: to the three of you, interesting. But to those elementary

952
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: school kids and middle school kids that I was, I

953
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: was saying, hey, get out in front of it. Uh.

954
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:02,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to take that back, and I don't

955
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: want to apologize for that, but I guess I want

956
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: to reiterate it. I would like to compliment my great

957
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:13,080
Speaker 1: advice and start a foundation, and start a foundation called

958
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: and durs can go in with this for me, one

959
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 1: bully per school, get in front of it, Get in

960
00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 1: front of it. I feel that. Guys, what a fun

961
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,399
Speaker 1: first podcast and I just want to say I had

962
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 1: a blast and what everything we said? This was important, important,

963
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,040
Speaker 1: very important. It was very important. A lot of stuff

964
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: that we said. And the other podcasts you listen to

965
00:53:37,560 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 1: and it might be about the news and it might

966
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: be dealing with you know, political strife and people talking

967
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,680
Speaker 1: about how people went and marched. We didn't do any

968
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:51,560
Speaker 1: of that. Marched several times. Just want to get that

969
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:56,840
Speaker 1: out there and my family, Uh was happening on the world.

970
00:53:56,920 --> 00:54:00,800
Speaker 1: I'm having those those tough, those tough conversation with my family.

971
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:03,839
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. But this show is because you're

972
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:06,080
Speaker 1: telling you marched into your parents house and you said,

973
00:54:06,719 --> 00:54:08,919
Speaker 1: I gotta been marching on the phone with my dad.

974
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: I'm doing an individual family tree march. I've been marching,

975
00:54:16,200 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: been marching a lot on the phone with my father.

976
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 1: Oh boy. Al right, guys, good first podcast. Let's end

977
00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:29,280
Speaker 1: on a high note.