WEBVTT - The Rip-Off Mascots! (Part 2) 0:00:00.080 --> 0:00:03.320 See. I like when I send you cereal because you 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:05.800 use it and you distribute it. You distribute it to 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:07.720 your family. Andrew froze it out. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.360 No, the Annie's box that you sent me, do you 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:12.640 know my dad had it? He actually loved the Annie's 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:13.520 thrusted flakes. 0:00:14.080 --> 0:00:15.560 You know what I'm gonna do. I have an idea. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.840 I'm gonna start clearing the stuff out. I'm gonna put 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:20.320 stuff in boxes and just send your random boxes of cereal. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.560 You should The kids will love it? Are you kidding me? 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:23.600 They'll be so excited. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:24.720 Will they eat stale cereal? 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:25.599 Yeah? They don't give it? 0:00:25.920 --> 0:00:26.640 Okay perfection? 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:29.200 See you admit that the cereal is stale? After how 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:30.440 many bns are. 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:37.640 Some of it is? Hold on, we've already started. I 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:40.199 guess what's gonna be? 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:42.400 Weal tells you what's Sierra jel Tonight? 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:44.360 Wait a minute. You remember that time when Dave Brody 0:00:44.560 --> 0:00:46.159 said that he was going to make one with Daniell 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:46.440 in it? 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:47.800 Yes, what happened with that? 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:48.199 I don't know. 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:48.960 Whatever happened? 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:49.720 I don't know. 0:00:50.120 --> 0:00:51.760 Oh, by the way, do you know that pretty soon? 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:53.120 Hey Spence, what's up man? 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:53.560 Hello? 0:00:53.800 --> 0:00:56.160 Hey buddy? Wow, that kid is ripped. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:01:02.960 Yeah, look at this, Look at this. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.200 We're in the middle of the podcast. 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:08.080 Yeah, we're recording. 0:01:08.400 --> 0:01:10.560 Yeah, we're recording right now. We just played the thing. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.040 So what Cereal? Did you just steal the one that 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.120 looks like fruit loops? 0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:15.199 If it's not fruit loops? 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.640 Yeah, these are all fakes. These are all knockoffs. 0:01:17.720 --> 0:01:22.240 Okay, so I thought it was like cookie Crisp, Cocoa pebbles. 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.640 And very Goods. You're way better than Andrew. You should 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:25.000 sit in. 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:28.880 If I end the Zoom meeting. You know, it shuts 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:29.600 off on everybody. 0:01:30.360 --> 0:01:31.880 I love you, Andrew, You're my favorite. 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.319 I've heard a lot of arguing from. 0:01:34.560 --> 0:01:37.680 It's mostly Scotty talking to himself like a psychopath. Yes 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:41.479 I am, oh Scott really that shirt? 0:01:42.240 --> 0:01:45.920 Sorry? Okay, now, if you would please grab baggy number four? 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.680 Should I keep Spencer here with us. 0:01:48.600 --> 0:01:50.920 If he'd like to. By the way, this is Serial Killers. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.120 It is episode one o nine. Today is Friday. Thanks 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:55.880 for hanging out with us. If you listened to episode 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.720 one oh eight, that was part one of rip Off 0:01:58.760 --> 0:02:02.960 Cereal Mascots number four courtesy of Millville all these Cereal 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:06.240 brand what's the matter, Andrew? You got a leak, and 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:07.040 I don't know. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.400 What it was his billiard drum. 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:12.799 Now, can anyone if you tell me what serial number 0:02:12.800 --> 0:02:13.920 four looks like to you? 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.880 Honey smacks, yes, honey, Hey, okay, I. 0:02:17.000 --> 0:02:19.000 Have to say Andrew and then you answer. 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.040 All right, so we don't I also need to answer 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:23.040 in the form of a question. What is honey smacks? 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.520 Could also be golden crisp yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:31.560 So this one is called honey Wheat Puffs and there's 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.639 a dragon on the front there, oh there. I'm not 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.760 even sure who that's supposed to be. I mean, I 0:02:36.800 --> 0:02:39.880 guess is a dragon, a reptile or an amphibian? What 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:41.680 is a dragon? You have one? 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:42.960 A reptile. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:43.799 It's a reptile. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:45.240 Okay, a lizard. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:48.200 Because Smacks is you know, Andrew? Who is the mascot 0:02:48.240 --> 0:02:52.280 for Smacks honey smacks? Digum, yes, digam. So this is 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:54.520 a dragon. I don't know what he's supposed to be, 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:55.239 but he's a dragon. 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:59.040 Okay, go be Percy. The puffs, the honey wheat puffs 0:02:59.040 --> 0:02:59.799 mascot dragon. 0:03:00.040 --> 0:03:00.440 Perfect. 0:03:00.520 --> 0:03:02.280 Don't they have names? They don't have names? 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:04.960 No, Oh, you're Andrew. You're right, it's called puff so 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:06.600 he's probably puff. 0:03:07.080 --> 0:03:08.559 He's Percy the puff. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:15.200 Magic Dragon. Wait, peepee, do youse look like little vaginas? 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:18.079 Okay they do? 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:22.400 Actually, right, this is the guyn of collogists favorite cereal. 0:03:23.320 --> 0:03:27.320 All right, Oh I'm missing the governor's briefing. 0:03:27.760 --> 0:03:30.000 Okay, well you can get a recap after we're in 0:03:30.080 --> 0:03:30.600 the middle of. 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:32.839 The Literally, anytime I would look at the TV while 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:34.320 I was there, you'd be like, what are you doing? 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:37.280 Yeah, but I need to watch I have to watch Cuomo. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:38.400 He's my man. 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:38.640 All right. 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:42.040 Anyway, here we go, Andrew, I know that you like 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:45.080 these because you like the the honey puffed wheat. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:48.320 Don't Scottie shake for any of these? 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:49.560 No, none of these need it. 0:03:49.800 --> 0:03:50.640 Can I eat this? 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:52.960 Yes, you may eat it? See, and I like the 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:54.800 hard little hole in the middle. That's my favorite. Here 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:55.080 we go. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:58.360 Wait a minute, you just said it's a vagina cereal 0:03:58.400 --> 0:03:59.920 and you said you like the hard little hole in 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:00.400 the middle. 0:04:00.920 --> 0:04:03.760 No, no, no, the hull l What kind of show 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.680 is it? H u l l whule? 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:09.080 Oh oh yeah, I like the cereal a lot. I'm 0:04:09.120 --> 0:04:10.440 going to give his four balls in a spoon. 0:04:10.680 --> 0:04:12.600 This is right on par with any other fake honey 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:13.280 smack cereal. 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:15.320 Yep, I don't think they taste the same. 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:18.160 No, they're a little less sweet, just a little bit. 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:19.839 I'm a fan. This is delicious. 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:21.240 Yeah, I'm going four balls. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:22.719 I'm actually going to keep this one. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.880 Danielle, your face looks horrid, like, what's the matter? 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:27.600 I give it two balls. I don't it tastes chemically 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:27.880 to me? 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:28.440 Really? 0:04:28.800 --> 0:04:31.920 Yes, Spencer's never had the real honey smack. 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:33.960 But what kind of mother are you? 0:04:34.480 --> 0:04:34.920 What do you mean? 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:37.160 What kind of you've never given him honey smacks? 0:04:37.360 --> 0:04:39.640 Oh, there's so many other cereals to choose from that, 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:39.960 you know. 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:42.120 Oh my god, that's like my favorite one. It's the 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:43.520 worst for you, but it's so good. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:47.360 I have to say the Millville variety here. It has 0:04:47.440 --> 0:04:50.440 very few ingredients. It's sugar, wheat, corn syrup, salt, honey, 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.360 caramel color and that's it. That's fantastic. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:55.280 It tastes like this some kind of artificial something. 0:04:55.839 --> 0:05:01.880 No, no, artificial nothing. It says right here, it's like poop. Okay, well, critics, 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:08.360 poop is all natural, all right? Grab baggy number five, 0:05:08.360 --> 0:05:11.120 if you will, please, let's move right along. What does 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:15.480 that look like to you? Andy? Uh, okay, Danielle, what 0:05:15.520 --> 0:05:16.360 does that look like to you? 0:05:17.160 --> 0:05:18.520 Coco puffs? 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:23.240 Cocoa puffs, very good. This is Millville chocolate puffs. So 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:26.640 instead of saying coco, they say chocolate made with real cocoa. 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:30.599 And the mascot on this one. It's not Sonny the bird. 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:34.239 This is some sort of squirrel. And if you look carefully, 0:05:34.240 --> 0:05:35.719 he's packing his cheeks full. 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:42.520 I love the squirrel. I want to squirrel right. 0:05:42.560 --> 0:05:44.480 And on the back there's a breakfast challenge. You can 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:46.159 find some words in there while you're eating. I like 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:48.760 boxes that give you things to do while you're eating. 0:05:48.800 --> 0:05:50.279 So you have to sit and look at your iPad. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:52.760 What's his name? What's the squirrel's name? 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:57.360 Man, Sherman the squirrel Sherman, Yes, Sherman. 0:05:57.839 --> 0:06:01.640 Okay of Sherman, Hold on a second. 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.760 Like he'd be funny too, he'd be like, I'm the 0:06:03.800 --> 0:06:07.719 Allday mascot, real chalcol ties. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.520 I'm for this one. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:13.360 No, I don't need it. 0:06:13.480 --> 0:06:16.440 I can definitely be like if Aldi wants to start 0:06:16.440 --> 0:06:18.960 doing advertisements, I can do the voice roll for it. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:20.880 So, by the way, there's only one thing I think 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:34.039 of when I hear Sherman, what now, Andrew, why do 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.960 I think of Sherman when I hear that The Jeffersons. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:38.400 What does that mean? 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.279 It's the show that Sherman Hemsley? 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:42.160 Oh very good. 0:06:42.360 --> 0:06:44.920 Wow, I'm the one pressed, Andrew. 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:45.320 Thank you. 0:06:45.400 --> 0:06:46.920 I've really been knocking it out of the park these 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:48.760 last couple of episodes. Scott's trying to get me with 0:06:48.800 --> 0:06:53.839 these Zingers crimes off the sleep tonight. I can't wait, Andrew. 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.000 I will give you one hundred dollars right now if 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:58.280 you could tell me the other show in the late 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:01.960 eighties that Sherman Hemsley was on Google Quick. He was 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:06.920 a preacher or something on the Family. No, well, yes, okay, okay, 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.400 yes he was, but that was in the seventies. 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:11.720 Give me my money, he's too much money. 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:15.320 He started off as George Jefferson in All the Family 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.920 and then Jefferson's was a spin off. But later on 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.320 in the eighties, once The Jeffersons was done, he was 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:32.200 in this show Shine on Me, Amen, Amen, you don't remember, Amen? 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:33.200 I remember that? 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:35.440 Yeah? All right, Andrews like he's so disinterested. 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:37.360 Do you give me a hundred dollars right now? 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.400 Because he hasn't been one hundred dollars. 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:42.320 No, I actually don't because I said in the eighties 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.760 and he said all in the family. So sorry, no, 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:47.600 he did it, but in the family was correct. No, 0:07:47.640 --> 0:07:49.320 it wasn't because I said in the eighties. I said 0:07:49.360 --> 0:07:50.200 later in the eighties. 0:07:50.400 --> 0:07:53.400 And we're going to put this on Twitter. Vote yes 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.640 if Scotty should give me one hundred dollars, I vote yes. 0:07:57.520 --> 0:07:59.120 No, because when you listen back to this, you'll hear 0:07:59.120 --> 0:08:00.480 that I said in the late eighties. 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:02.480 Well, you can shut your mouth because they still got 0:08:02.480 --> 0:08:02.760 it right. 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:03.840 Danielle, what are you eating? 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:05.680 I'm getting ready to eat the cereal. 0:08:06.200 --> 0:08:08.360 Oh man, I just poured the wrong one. 0:08:08.600 --> 0:08:09.000 By the way. 0:08:09.000 --> 0:08:12.400 Scotty said that he's going to be cleaning out the cereals. 0:08:12.560 --> 0:08:14.880 He's gonna send us a bunch of boxes randomly. 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:17.560 They're going to be open. But let me ask the question, 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.360 what have people hand jammed in the boxes? 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.200 No, because once people handjam, I either make them take 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:24.000 it or I throw it out. 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.480 Oh that's right. He knows. He knows everything about the 0:08:28.520 --> 0:08:31.040 two of you, my son, and he's like, oh, you 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:33.520 should know, Scotty doesn't let people handjam here. 0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:37.200 Serial killers and Brooklyn boys, that's all I hear is 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:39.480 your voices or the Brooklyn Boys come. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:43.800 Out of by the way, don't eat it yet, don't. 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:49.360 You don't have to spit it out. It's fine. Well, 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:50.880 what I was going to say is, because you mentioned 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:53.920 the Brooklyn Boys, we're about to surpass their number of episodes, 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.200 just so you know, they're like at one thirty or 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:57.920 something like that, and we're coming up on them. Pretty cool. 0:08:57.960 --> 0:08:59.559 So you guys do two a week. They only do 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:00.120 That's right. 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.120 They're lazy. They just do it whenever. All right, here 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:03.560 we go, chocolate puffs. 0:09:04.120 --> 0:09:04.520 Here we go. 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:12.320 No, hmmm, I like that serviceable. 0:09:12.640 --> 0:09:16.000 It's so weird. No, Spencer, get closer to the microphone, 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:16.480 can't hear you? 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:16.640 There? 0:09:16.640 --> 0:09:17.320 You go like it? 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:18.720 No, I don't really like it that much. 0:09:18.920 --> 0:09:22.000 No, it's not sweet. That doesn't even taste like chocolate. 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:23.439 They give it three bowls. 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.960 We talk about these are just brown packing peanuts. 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:28.480 I mean, they're not offensive to me. 0:09:28.840 --> 0:09:30.840 I give it a ball. I hate it. One ball. 0:09:30.920 --> 0:09:31.760 That's a little extreme. 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:35.920 One Really, it's not extreme. When I don't like it. 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:39.319 I can I give it two bowls. 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:41.960 I'm giving you three balls. I don't think it's that bad. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:44.080 I can't wait to edit this episode. It's gonna be 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:45.800 so much fun. It's gonna take me like five minutes. 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:46.320 I can't wait. 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:48.840 Can you hear Spencer when he talks. 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:50.839 I'm gonna have to boost him up, by the way. 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:52.240 You gotta see what I keep doing. 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:55.640 I keep pouring the cereal that we're not we're finished 0:09:55.679 --> 0:09:56.680 with in this bowl. 0:09:57.280 --> 0:10:02.200 So there are cookie crisp, chocolate, honey smacks all in 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:03.480 one big bowl with milk. 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:06.160 Except none of those are what it's called. But that's okay, all. 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:07.880 Right, knockoff brand cereal. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.360 So if you would grab baggy number six please, Okay, 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:11.600 I have a problem. 0:10:11.160 --> 0:10:15.000 With this already, because this is supposed to look like 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:21.840 obviously lucky charms. There's four marshmallows in this entire mag 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:24.960 of crappy charms. 0:10:24.559 --> 0:10:25.160 That you said. 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:26.960 No, there were more when I sent them. I don't 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:27.640 know what happened. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:33.400 No, the marshmallows out of my bag, censer, there. 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:34.840 Were definitely more. I made sure that there was a 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:35.320 good mix. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:37.040 There's nothing in here, all. 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:38.559 Right, well, but but you gotta be careful if you 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:41.640 got to look carefully, because these marshmallows are very dull. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:44.360 They're not colorful like they should be. Let me tell 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:46.079 everyone what it is. By the way, a few episodes 0:10:46.120 --> 0:10:49.160 ago we actually did the knockoff Lucky Charms episode, or 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.400 we had three or four other ones. This one came 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:54.480 in the Millville box and this is like, I think 0:10:54.480 --> 0:11:02.080 this might be Lucky's grandpa. See, he's so old that 0:11:02.160 --> 0:11:04.440 his wand doesn't work, and that's why the colors of 0:11:04.480 --> 0:11:06.320 these marshmallows are very dull. 0:11:07.559 --> 0:11:10.160 Oh he's what could this be? 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:13.760 Here's the saddest part is that this company cannot come 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:16.239 up with their own cereals. 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:23.760 Yeah, and they also yeah, and they also can't come 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:26.760 up with clever names. This is just marshmallows and stars. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.080 With the same Lucky Charm's fun. 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:32.440 It's close. It's not really, but it's close. 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:36.360 They gonna call this cereal Old Man Lucky. 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:40.960 Frosted Oak cereal with many magical marshmallows. And I can't 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.439 tell what the shapes are again, they're like nondescript things. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.520 There's like a heart inside of a ball, something that 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:47.480 looks like a candy corn and a boomerang. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:49.920 No, this is a pink blob. I got right here. 0:11:50.360 --> 0:11:51.320 Hold on, I. 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:53.959 Have to find his name and the cereal pieces are stars. 0:11:54.120 --> 0:11:55.720 What's the purple thing? I have? 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:56.920 No, it's just it's nothing. 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:59.280 It looks like a bat. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:00.680 Or an m and I think, I think that these 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:03.040 things want to be unicorns because of the coloring. But 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.559 they're they're not. It's just it's just a trapezoid. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:09.160 His name is Fortune, him fortune very good. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:14.959 He's misfortune. All right, let's try it. The marshmallows have 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:15.680 a nice flavor. 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:19.920 Yeah, the marshmallows are good. There's just not enough marshmallows. 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:23.600 There's something weird, now is it? The cereal pieces. Mine 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:25.320 tastes like cat You're in me. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:28.920 Wait, let me ask you a question. How often have 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.199 you tasted cat hereine that you know what it tastes. 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.240 I've smelled it, so I think I know what it tastes. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:36.280 Like what. I think it's good. Yeah, I give it 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:37.720 two and a half, two bowls in a spoon. 0:12:37.920 --> 0:12:40.360 I like the marshmallows, I don't like the cereal pieces. 0:12:40.520 --> 0:12:41.440 I say three balls. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:43.560 Yeah, I give it four balls. I like it. 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:45.520 I'm gonna go with Danielle. Two balls in the spoon. Hey, 0:12:45.520 --> 0:12:48.000 look at that. When I talk, I get a yellow 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:49.120 rectangle around me. 0:12:49.280 --> 0:12:51.560 Yes, it shows you who's talking. You see, how does 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:57.800 it know? That's how you can tell Andrew and wait. 0:12:57.840 --> 0:12:59.800 When we do the Morning show, most of the time, 0:13:00.040 --> 0:13:02.240 yellow square goes around me because I'm always laughing. 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:04.199 Yeah, but you know what, I think that I think 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:06.280 that people can control that because I always noticed that 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:07.920 when we're in the zoom room on the Morning Show, 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:11.160 Skeary's is always always yellow. Always. He's always like the 0:13:11.280 --> 0:13:15.720 he's always the featured guest. Yeah, I think he does something, 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:18.679 does he? Wait? Did we do three? Is that it? 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:19.280 That's it? 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:23.160 Huh okay, So what do you guys want to do? 0:13:23.960 --> 0:13:24.880 No, what do you want to do? 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:27.400 Oh? No, this is short, only fifteen minutes. 0:13:28.080 --> 0:13:30.080 How come the other one took so long? We had 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:31.280 the same amount of cereal. 0:13:31.440 --> 0:13:33.640 Well, because we had two minutes, you could get. 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:36.880 Yeah, we had audio problems at the beginning, and you know, 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.680 I told some clever antecdotes and I didn't have any 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:40.240 for this one. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:43.320 Clever anecdotes. You thought you were clever in the last episode. 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:44.200 That's that's rich. 0:13:44.440 --> 0:13:46.160 Yeah. So Andrew, what have you been up to? 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.360 You know, just working on things? 0:13:48.559 --> 0:13:48.960 Thank you? 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.000 Working on well, you know, it was to stay at 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:54.640 home ball for the past two weeks right and now 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:56.560 pretty much not much? 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:57.440 Really? 0:13:58.080 --> 0:14:00.439 Are you like working on another podcast because you want 0:14:00.440 --> 0:14:01.400 to get out of this one? 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:03.800 No, you stop it. He loves this podcast. 0:14:03.800 --> 0:14:06.080 Are you working on getting us sponsors and advertising and 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:07.800 promoting us? Is that what you're working on? 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.080 We already have advertisements running. 0:14:10.320 --> 0:14:12.800 You didn't do that, dude, just the platform, did it? 0:14:13.320 --> 0:14:15.400 Okay? So the twenty bucks I spend a month on it, 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:18.000 that's making us over two hundred dollars a month, now, 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:18.360 I mean. 0:14:18.440 --> 0:14:20.480 Let's get back to that. Because you constantly say how 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:22.520 much money I take the money for myself? This is 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.720 constantly you constantly say how much money this is making 0:14:24.760 --> 0:14:26.720 us a month? And I'm still paying for milk and 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:28.240 cereal and I can't pay my mortgage. 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:30.280 You can't pay your mortgage really. 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:32.440 Because I gotta buy cereal even before the podcast. 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:34.360 So he needs to just budget his money better? 0:14:34.480 --> 0:14:36.720 Wait, you get you? Really? Two hundred dollars a month? 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:38.960 You guys are making each that's not I. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:40.920 Haven't seen a penny. I haven't seen a penny. Where 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:41.120 is it? 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.920 It's in our PayPal account? Oh, we have a PayPal account. Yes, 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.240 I set us up with a PayPal hours in the 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:47.360 next two months hours. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:49.600 I mean, I don't know, can I have the password or. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:51.080 So you could take it for yourself to pay off 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.000 your mortgage. I don't think two hundred bucks is going 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:53.360 to do it. 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:58.560 Don't worry, Thank you wells Fargo. I'm on the Forbearan's 0:14:58.560 --> 0:14:59.880 plan right now, so I don't have to pay. 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:00.920 For three months. 0:15:00.920 --> 0:15:02.680 Exciting, Well not really, because at the end of the 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.080 three months they want you to pay a whole lump 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:06.000 payment of everything you didn't pay. Where the hell are 0:15:06.040 --> 0:15:08.320 people getting that from? Out of good luck with that 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:09.200 doesn't make any sense. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:10.920 It seems smart that you would sign up for that 0:15:11.000 --> 0:15:13.080 plan then with no actual real plan to pay it. 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:16.400 Welcome to financial killers. I'm Scotty Bee here right. 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:18.240 So what have you been doing, Scotty Bee. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:21.359 I've been working. I've been here every single day. Yeah, 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:24.840 I've been going home to my loving family and you know, 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:28.520 helping Ashley with her Spanish homework and watching Amy go nuts, 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:30.760 cleaning the house because she's been doing a lot of that. 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:32.200 I cleaned the garage. 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:34.240 Oh, you clean the garage. I was good. 0:15:34.480 --> 0:15:37.320 Yeah, And that's pretty much it, you know, just coming 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:40.320 to work every day, that's all. Oh you know, I 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:43.680 haven't done my first Instacart yet. I'm signed up as 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:50.880 an Instacart shopper. Look who it is there, Cheerio serial Killer. 0:15:51.080 --> 0:15:53.680 Look Look look who I got for you, Cheerio. 0:15:55.120 --> 0:15:57.000 I love it. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:02.480 The whole family love it. Anyway, I forgot what I 0:16:02.520 --> 0:16:04.480 was saying. Oh yeah, so Instacart. I signed up to 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:06.920 be a shopper. So I haven't done any orders yet 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.080 because every time I look and see Andrew, he's so bored. 0:16:09.120 --> 0:16:10.960 Never mind, let's just move on. If we could say 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:13.480 crunch please, No, wait, I want to give you. 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:15.320 I want to give you a little tip when you 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.560 become your Instacart chopper. Okay, because the Instacart shoppers that 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:23.080 I've had lately have been so attentive and so nice. 0:16:22.480 --> 0:16:24.000 They have sent. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:27.120 Me pictures of like, hey, they don't have what you want, 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:28.680 but here's a picture of the shelf. 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:30.720