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Speaker 1: Gotta give it.

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Speaker 2: Give me one, Kurt, you ready, I'm ready.

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Speaker 1: Denver woman falls off cliff trying to save a puppy.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's bananas do world dog?

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Speaker 1: Would you your mysillion pieces?

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Speaker 3: Would you? Banana bay ba ba baby?

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Speaker 2: Banana Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to Bananas, your strenge News

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Speaker 2: podcast hosted by myself Kurt Brown learned Scottie Landis.

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Speaker 1: I'm Scotti Landis Banana Boy number two. We have a

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Speaker 1: very special guest today, so we're just gonna dive right in,

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Speaker 1: right Kurt oh.

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Speaker 2: Man, our guest today is a critically acclaimed singer songwriter

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Speaker 2: who makes a pocatively heartbreaking music. Her new record Punisher,

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Speaker 2: which Pitchfork Get Ready for this gave the cover tell

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Speaker 2: Me Best New Music. Badge Too is out now. Please

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Speaker 2: welcome the wonderful and talented Phoebe Bridgers.

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Speaker 3: Who Hello introduction, I like.

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Speaker 2: That, Welcome, get in stream.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for being here.

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Speaker 1: Phoebe grateful. I'm gonna tell you guys this story right.

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Speaker 2: I want to say something to Phoebe that I just

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Speaker 2: watched uh your seth Myers performance and it was it's

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Speaker 2: fucking amazing. It's so so good. Congratulations dire.

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Speaker 3: It was my idea, but I have many many people

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Speaker 3: around me who make it a reality. Uh so yeah,

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Speaker 3: so tons of work went into it. But yeah, I

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Speaker 3: I had to play like a microphone to a pack

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Speaker 3: that was like attached to my butt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, always exciting. That's a thrill.

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Speaker 3: It was a thrill. And also like I just the

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Speaker 3: whole video. I can't get out of my head that

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Speaker 3: it looks like it's coming out of my asshole.

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Speaker 2: The whole time I was, I was like, where's that

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Speaker 2: chord go? And then when it pull, I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: goes upper butt.

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Speaker 3: That's that, It goes right up my house. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, oh man, it's just so it's so beautiful.

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Speaker 2: The song is wonderful. It's one of my favorite songs

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Speaker 2: on that record. That performance, you guys should go watch it.

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Speaker 2: It's on seth Myers. Where what theater was that shot at?

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Speaker 1: You know it was fuck, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: It was a it was I think it was in

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Speaker 3: Covena called the Covina Theater. Someone was like, oh my god,

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Speaker 3: we did into the woods there in high school. Like,

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Speaker 3: I definitely don't know anybody who's played there before. But

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Speaker 3: it was beautiful, haunted, super fucking haunted. Like six people

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Speaker 3: quit because of haunted things.

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Speaker 1: Whoa yeah for it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was. And there's a crematorium in there for.

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Speaker 2: Anyone who doesn't enjoy the show.

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Speaker 1: If you just bomb so hard your stand up, you

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Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm good. It's been a really fun ride.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a sign on a door that doesn't

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Speaker 3: open this as funeral services.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is so crazy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty sick.

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Speaker 2: Well, everyone should go watch it. It is one of

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Speaker 2: the most impressive late night performances I have ever seen.

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Speaker 2: And that was all like that was live. You were

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Speaker 2: actually singing the whole time, right, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It's funny, like we could have cheated, Yeah, of course,

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Speaker 3: but but and like we should have honestly, like it was.

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Speaker 3: It was one shot. It was. It was very fun.

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Speaker 3: And I made the band, uh so like that's I'm

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Speaker 3: but I'm glad that it worked out the insane way

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was so great. It reminded it was like

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Speaker 2: the COVID version of that that Stephen Colbert performance that

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Speaker 2: Karen Owen Danger Mouse did. Did you ever see that?

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Speaker 2: It's got to give us a story.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm getting back into it. Denver woman falls off

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Speaker 1: starts on is shoe. It gets beautiful. Uh. This is

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Speaker 1: from Jade Bremner at Newsweek. Jade is so good at

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Speaker 1: this ship and it was sent in by Emily Underscore

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Speaker 1: Louise Underscore on Instagram. Here we Go. A woman was

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Speaker 1: attempting to rescue her friend's dog at a trail neil

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Speaker 1: five year old woman was exploring with friends on a

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Speaker 1: a path and fell fifteen feet into a narrow shoot. Tragic.

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Speaker 1: This is gonna go bad. It's not one male from

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Speaker 1: the group went down the cliff to catch the puppy

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Speaker 1: a better angle. The woman trying to rescue the puppy fell,

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Speaker 1: but the man below was able to break her fall. Quote.

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Speaker 1: I know it was a big fall. She likely would

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Speaker 1: So this guy caught her.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't just that she hit her, she hit him.

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Speaker 2: He caught her.

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Speaker 1: He caught her. I mean, people in Colorado are like

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Speaker 1: to each other. The rescuers used a rub and system

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Speaker 1: Both the man and woman sustained non life threatening injuries

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Speaker 1: and retreated. And tell you ride, Here's where it gets

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Speaker 1: kind of more fun. Eighteen year old Wiley Holbrook, on

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Speaker 1: his first search and rescue assignment, was tasked with retrieving

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Speaker 1: He was super brand new, says Susan Lilly from San

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Speaker 1: Miguel Sheriff's Office. But he has great rock climbing skills.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this kid, first day on the job, rescues

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have no visuals for this story whatsoever.

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Speaker 2: There's a shoot, there's he was he on a slide.

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Speaker 2: This sounds like he had a slide.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but it sounds treacherous. I bet it

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Speaker 1: was treacherous. Um, this is kind of cute. Wiley barred

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Speaker 1: his mom's electric bike and rode several miles to make

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Speaker 3: I love that. I that would have been me. I

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Speaker 3: once called the cops because my dog was choking.

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Speaker 2: You're oh, no, was he really choking or was he

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Speaker 3: And you called the So I grew up with a

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Speaker 2: Wow, how do you tell if a pug is choking?

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Speaker 3: No. He lived to be sixteen, which is insane. Wow,

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Speaker 3: but right before the end, like and he lived a

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Speaker 3: good long life, happiness. But but right before the end,

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Speaker 3: And he's passed out and foaming at them out and

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Speaker 3: And the poor woman, the poor dispatcher, was like, ma'am, like,

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Speaker 1: How did you do it?

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Speaker 3: I shoved my hand down a chute then pulled it

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Speaker 3: out and he was like super yeah his top stooth,

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Speaker 3: thank god. And he was passed out for like a

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Speaker 3: just leaves ghost. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Never, man. I mean that's first off, that's amazing that

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Speaker 2: Is that his bravery and strength that I would not have.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'd be like we're done.

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Speaker 2: You know what this story does remind me of, though,

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Speaker 2: is that the man who invented yes died just seging

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Speaker 1: Yes, which is that's a true story.

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Speaker 2: It is a true story. It's the crazy but an accident. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: he was testing out like a new off road.

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Speaker 3: It because that would have been fucked up. It's like

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Speaker 1: He's like, I wasted so much time doing this thing

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Speaker 2: Would I give to do a Philly sea to right now?

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Speaker 2: I wonder if they're going on.

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Speaker 1: When I was in high school, I raced mountain bikes,

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Speaker 1: I'm in like bike kits or like spandex. Another one

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Speaker 1: He's like, this is a nice bike. The Scout masters

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Speaker 1: are like, do you want any water, sir. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: and was like, thank you guys, and just rode away.

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Speaker 3: That's so tight.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if there's a badge for that.

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Speaker 3: I used to go dirt biking too, although I never

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Speaker 1: Hannah Sparks. God damn she is good. At her job.

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Speaker 1: year old Ben Simpson has only eaten sausage.

440
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 2: Teen years old. This yeah, seven year old.

441
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 3: That's some Jordan Peterson shit, like all meat diet.

442
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: Yeah uh. And he's pretty lean. This kid is not.

443
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: He's you know, he's he's in shape. He's British.

444
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:10,239
Speaker 3: I hate man, dude. I just don't understand how you

445
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,719
Speaker 3: guys do it. How it's just like it's like sausage.

446
00:24:13,359 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 3: When I was in Ireland, they have you can put

447
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 3: mayonnaise as a topping on pizza.

448
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, and why wouldn't you And why

449
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,439
Speaker 1: wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you want to enjoy a delicious food?

450
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,640
Speaker 2: But also you're getting pizza, there might as well put

451
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:33,120
Speaker 2: mayonnaise on it. It's not gonna be Yeah.

452
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 1: So our homeboy, what's his name, Ben Simpson has a

453
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 1: limited dietary preference. His mom, Wendy Hughes, says he began.

454
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 1: This began when she was weaning him off of breast milk. Uh.

455
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: That's what That's what everybody goes. They go right from

456
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 2: breast milk to sausages.

457
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:51,919
Speaker 3: Yes.

458
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 1: Absolutely. His pickiness gave way to several years of consuming

459
00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:58,880
Speaker 1: only breakfast style sausages and water three times a day

460
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: every day. Hughes told the newspaper that she was at

461
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 1: her wits end by the time she called David kill Murray,

462
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,520
Speaker 1: great name, a cognitive behavioral hypnotherapist who believed he could

463
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:15,879
Speaker 1: shake the teenager's bizarre eating habits, a clinical condition called

464
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Speaker 1: avoidant restrictive food intake disorder a r f I d

465
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Speaker 1: r FID. They could have done better, It could have

466
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 1: made that.

467
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 2: They could have could have done barf yes, banning all

468
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 2: restricted foods or something.

469
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Speaker 1: Or afraid there's enough things. Anyways. As a child, he

470
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:36,879
Speaker 1: only ate finger foods like French fries. But then he

471
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: would go to parties and just sit there crying because

472
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:41,320
Speaker 1: he would refuse to go anywhere where different types of

473
00:25:41,359 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 1: food was. Oh, he went to a friend.

474
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,399
Speaker 2: He just didn't like to be around other food.

475
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,280
Speaker 1: No. If if he would go to a friend's house,

476
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,439
Speaker 1: he just wouldn't eat anything. If he was hungry, he

477
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: would just cry. It was a nightmare. So before kill

478
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:58,960
Speaker 1: Murray's treatment, Ben was sorry. Sometimes they get me. Ben

479
00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 1: was up to four or five sausages per meal. I

480
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: don't know why that's so funny to be It's just

481
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: so Oh, but she spent The mom spent approximately seventy

482
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,919
Speaker 1: five dollars per month on a specific brand of skinless

483
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:18,440
Speaker 1: Richardson's Bangers. I got fed up buying them, she said, Yeah,

484
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:21,879
Speaker 1: I bet she did. But that's pretty cheap, Kurt feeding

485
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: your kids. It's got to cost more than seventy five

486
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,199
Speaker 1: dollars a month now we.

487
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 2: Feed them garbage.

488
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Speaker 1: Oh, but they're very healthy and they have great skin.

489
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 3: They have very healthy I just figured out what bangers

490
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Speaker 3: and mash was.

491
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,760
Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Sausages and mashed potatoes.

492
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 3: Sausages and mash potatoes.

493
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,280
Speaker 2: I wasn't I wasn't positive until you guys cleared that

494
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 2: up right. Always been like a little scared. It's like

495
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 2: toad in the hole. We we're just like, I don't

496
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 2: know if I want to order it because maybe there's

497
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Speaker 2: something I don't like in there, But that sounds great

498
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:51,640
Speaker 2: in the hole.

499
00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:53,479
Speaker 3: Is that an egg in the toast?

500
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 2: I think so. I think that it is okay, we

501
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 2: call that an egg in the nest.

502
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: Where I'm free to say, fucking.

503
00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 3: Bap is where I'm from. Those are boobs, But.

504
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 2: Where are you from? The baps or boobs?

505
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:16,880
Speaker 3: Just like I don't know, like shithead eighth graders everywhere.

506
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but babs are I guess just like a

507
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:26,200
Speaker 3: kind of roll or sandwich in the Yukan Ireland. But

508
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,040
Speaker 3: it makes me laugh every time I hear it. It's

509
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 3: like my intrusive thought, is someone ordering a bap? Right?

510
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a bah. I'm not really that hungry.

511
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 3: Biscuits, cookies. Biscuits are cookies.

512
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 2: Jumpers, that's very weird.

513
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, jumpers are sweaters, that's super weird.

514
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 2: And vests are waistcoats.

515
00:27:46,800 --> 00:27:47,480
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't know that.

516
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, found that out.

517
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 3: He even talks about waistcoats.

518
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,159
Speaker 2: A waistcoat. It's actually it really makes sense. It's a

519
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:56,960
Speaker 2: coat for your waist and not your arms.

520
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were here first we got to listen to him.

521
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: After trying doctor's, nutritionists and other specialists, Hughes would have

522
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 1: just was this poor woman was just like, just eat

523
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:15,399
Speaker 1: something else, please, ben So a family friend suggested, getting

524
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 1: the boy hypnotized always cool when somebody says that about

525
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: your kid. Hughes got, yeah, your kids should be hypnotized

526
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 1: for the sausages. Yeah, he decided to get in touch

527
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: with Comurrie blah blah blah. So they did a distanced

528
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: video call. The mom says I didn't think it would work,

529
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: but she admitted that after the first two hour session

530
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 1: and one follow up with this hypnotic treatment using subliminal

531
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 1: wording and neurological seed drop, it created a positive emotional

532
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: association with new food. So after two times, this kid

533
00:28:55,840 --> 00:29:00,920
Speaker 1: is eating everything which is insane. Flavors now make him

534
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: feel excited. There's no anxiety over potentially quote yucky taste.

535
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: Now if I give him something, he will pop it

536
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: straight in his mouth. But the real proof, guys, the

537
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 1: real proof of this hypnosis seafood. Yesterday, he posted a

538
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: video of him eating fish and said that he's cured.

539
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,920
Speaker 1: He responded to the hypnosis beautifully.

540
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 2: Has anybody gotten hypnosis here?

541
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,480
Speaker 1: I haven't. I have phoebe ever been hypnotized?

542
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 3: Yes, I have been hypnotized because I was dating someone

543
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 3: shitty boo. I was twenty and he was way older

544
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 3: than me, and so I thought he was really cool

545
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:40,920
Speaker 3: and smart, and turns out that's not true about pretty

546
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 3: much anyone ever. But so he gave me, like you know,

547
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 3: I was, I had no money whatsoever. It's funny because

548
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 3: I have a song about this that says exactly what

549
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 3: this is. But so I'm just gonna say nerics basically,

550
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 3: but they I got fifteen hundred bucks from him wired

551
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 3: into my bag account.

552
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: Nice.

553
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,960
Speaker 3: So you need to see a hymnotherapist who cured me

554
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 3: of my smoking, and you need to go for like

555
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 3: writer's block. But I was super fucking broke, so I

556
00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 3: went once to the hymnotherapist. Was just trying not to

557
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 3: laugh the entire time. This guy like clapping over my

558
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:19,480
Speaker 3: head and going one two like he didn't even have

559
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 3: like a relaxing voice, nice like. And then and it

560
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 3: was super expensive. It was like three hundred bucks. But

561
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 3: then I just was like, I'm going to totally keep

562
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 3: going and then paid my rent instead. Yes, yes, and

563
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 3: like Whole Foods probably and that was it. Yeah, but yeah,

564
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 3: so I have technically been hypnotized, not very successfully, but

565
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 3: it was a wild experience.

566
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: But writer's block afterwards? Did you did it open you up?

567
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: Or are we still kind of shut down for a

568
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: little bit?

569
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:51,560
Speaker 3: Maybe it did. I feel like I always have writer's

570
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 3: block and it's getting progressively better. So so true it

571
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 3: might have done something.

572
00:30:58,240 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: It could have been the salad at Whole Foods too, honestly,

573
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: they are.

574
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 3: Just relaxing about rent money.

575
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, no ship, Yeah, just like.

576
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, have your I have not.

577
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:16,200
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to because I would be I would

578
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 2: be like open to it, but also like very skeptical.

579
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 2: But I also feel like whenever people say they get hypnotized,

580
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 2: they're like they're not aware of something happening when they're

581
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 2: getting hypnotized, you know what I mean, Like, yeah, this

582
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,280
Speaker 2: guy just talked to me and I closed my eyes

583
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,720
Speaker 2: for a little while. But I know real though, Well,

584
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people who quit smoking that way.

585
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 2: There's like a guy who's the guy that people go.

586
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:40,560
Speaker 3: To for quit I think that's my guy. I think

587
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 3: that's literally who I went to. So I went and

588
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 3: it was like because I've talked to a bunch of

589
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,719
Speaker 3: other like weird famous people who are like, yeah, that's

590
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,479
Speaker 3: how I quit smoking.

591
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, But I think I was like a.

592
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 3: Handful for him because he was just like, Okay, so

593
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 3: you mean you can't come up with stuff?

594
00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, are rhy dan the word you write this, here's

595
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: what thesauris. Just flip through this for half an hour.

596
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,000
Speaker 1: It's not a big deal.

597
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,840
Speaker 2: All right, guys, you're ready for this one. This one's crazy,

598
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: This one's I am This one's sent in by at

599
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,240
Speaker 2: Fierce mom Diaries.

600
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: Uh, this is from If you're not reading at Fierce

601
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 1: mom Diaries, who are you get hypnotized?

602
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 2: This is on a website called ati and I'm not

603
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,480
Speaker 2: sure what it is. This is from twenty seventeen. A Bye,

604
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 2: Gabe POWLETTI thank you Gabe the best. This is the

605
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 2: story of Florida's Nub City, where residents cut off their

606
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 2: own appendages for insurance money. Yeah, yes, nub City.

607
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:48,880
Speaker 1: Give them, give them a hand.

608
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 2: You nailed it, Scott it. That's the quade from this episode.

609
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 2: It was near it was near impossible to convict scammers

610
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 2: of fraud because jurors had a hard time believing that

611
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 2: people willingly engage in self mutilization. And this is about

612
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: the town Vernon, Florida. In the late fifties and early sixties,

613
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 2: the Florida Panhandle was responsible for two thirds of all

614
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: loss of limb accident claims in the United States. Do

615
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 2: to wow one town, Vernon, Florida.

616
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: Talk about Vernon, Florida. There's a famous there's a famous

617
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: documentary about it. I encourage everybody to watch well.

618
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 2: That mentions the uh, I'll just jump right to that part, Scottie,

619
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Speaker 2: because since you sorry, no, no, literally, this is just

620
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 2: as a like a footnote to the whole crazy story.

621
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Speaker 2: In the nineteen eighties, documentary filmmaker Elan Morris attempted to

622
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 2: shoot a documentary about the town, but after he received

623
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: death threats and was beaten up by a marine veteran

624
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 2: son of a Nub Club member, he turned his movie

625
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,280
Speaker 2: into a slice of life documentary about the eccentric residents

626
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 2: of the town entitled It's Insane.

627
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: I highly highly recommend it.

628
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 2: That that was gonna be about Nubtown the Nub Club.

629
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:08,640
Speaker 2: So it's so insane. So Liz this, okay. So what

630
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 2: happened was it was there was one guy. I'm not

631
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 2: going to read the whole thing because it's very long,

632
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,160
Speaker 2: but the origin of the scam is unknown, but it

633
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 2: is assumed that at some point one person living Vernon

634
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 2: lost Limb received a large payout from their life insurance policy,

635
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 2: and so it just started happening, and they were people

636
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: were doing it for in the beginning five thousand to

637
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars. One claimed he shot his own hand

638
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: while aiming for a hawk, another who does. Another said

639
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: that he shot his foot when he mistook his foot

640
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 2: for a squirrel. Joseph John Joseph Heally, an insurance investigator

641
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 2: for Continental National American Insurance Group, was sent to Vernon

642
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: once the claims started exceeding one hundred thousand dollars, he said.

643
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 2: He said Vernon's second largest occupation was watching hound dogs

644
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 2: mating in the town square. Its largest was self mutile

645
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 2: for monetary gain. And this is like in the insurance

646
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,719
Speaker 2: report in the sixties.

647
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 3: Can you imagine being the first guy who got like

648
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 3: five grand and then like two years later, your homies

649
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 3: are like buying houses and stuff.

650
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, for one thousand dollars for the same for

651
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:19,879
Speaker 2: the same deal.

652
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 3: Just like God damn it.

653
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 2: I don't know how to how hard it is.

654
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: To cut off your other hand when you're already missing

655
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: a hand. It is so difficult, it's like impossible.

656
00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: And here's the deal.

657
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Speaker 3: It was.

658
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 2: It was near impossible to convict scammers of fraud because

659
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:37,120
Speaker 2: jurors simply did not believe that people were cutting off

660
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 2: their own limbs and appendages.

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00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:40,359
Speaker 1: Dear god.

662
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 3: Uh.

663
00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 2: The practice finally ended in the late nineteen sixties, when

664
00:35:43,760 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 2: premium rates became too high and insurers stopped doing business

665
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:51,600
Speaker 2: in the Panhandle. That is fucking crazy. Yeah, like you

666
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 2: just couldn't get insurance anymore because people were cutting off

667
00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 2: their limbs so much. That's I want to know.

668
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 3: Also, who the guy is who it last and didn't

669
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 3: get any money.

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00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 2: They gotta be one guy where like it doesn't get

671
00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 2: the memo, it doesn't work anymore. Yeah, the first guy

672
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 2: and the last guy are pissed off. Everybody in the

673
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 2: middle doing well.

674
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:17,720
Speaker 1: That's insane. That is that's a crazy one. That's really weird.

675
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 2: It is truly insane. I have never been to the

676
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,720
Speaker 2: Panhandle of Florida.

677
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:26,839
Speaker 1: Oh, but we're going. When I lived in Pensacola Beach,

678
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, it was the strangest place I've ever lived,

679
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 1: and I've lived in a lot of weird places. The

680
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: Panhandle is the most. It is the pretty speeches. They

681
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 1: are the pretty speeches in the United States, like Barnune.

682
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 1: And then they just decided to take rednecks and surgeons

683
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,120
Speaker 1: and put them in a yacht club near each other.

684
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 1: And then everybody it builds either huge houses or just

685
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: blows up homemade fireworks. It's it's a wild, wild place,

686
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:01,120
Speaker 1: and it's it felt more southern than there was a

687
00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:05,200
Speaker 1: couple when I lived there. There's a town just above Pensacola,

688
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: and their baby died I think of sids, and they

689
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: put it in a cooler. This is in two thousand.

690
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 1: This was in two thousand and then they had their

691
00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:18,560
Speaker 1: local pastor pray over it for seventy two hours to

692
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 1: bring it back to life, and then they were really bombed.

693
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 1: It didn't work. This was in two thousand and I'm

694
00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:28,120
Speaker 1: like wearing a Hawaiian shirt waiting tables, going like, yeah,

695
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm going to live here. I think

696
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,640
Speaker 1: I'm going to move pretty much.

697
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's so dark.

698
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,000
Speaker 3: Although you know what I did here, I know that

699
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 3: Florida is wild specifically, and I've been there on tour.

700
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 2: Where have you played there?

701
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 3: I think it was just Tampa. I think I played a.

702
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,760
Speaker 1: Music great nice greats from Tampa.

703
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 3: But I haven't been much before that. But you know,

704
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 3: you see the trope the like Florida Man Twitter account,

705
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 3: Except I heard that actually as wild as Florida is,

706
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 3: it's just that other states don't have that lenient of

707
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 3: like privacy rights, Like when you get arrested for something

708
00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 3: like a misdemeanor or something. So in California probably, like

709
00:38:13,719 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 3: and it's always Florida specific. It's always like man fox

710
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 3: alligator or whatever it likes it, or the woman who

711
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 3: killed her roommate for listening to the Eagles. Yes, so

712
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 3: it's always pretty Florida specific. But I guarantee you it's like,

713
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 3: you know, like tourists arrested for breaking into so and

714
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,960
Speaker 3: so's house or whatever. Like it's Hollywood specific.

715
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 2: It's like roommate murders, roommate, roommate murdered over touching crystals.

716
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:47,560
Speaker 3: Totally exactly.

717
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's true.

718
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, it's a Florida We've talked about it

719
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:55,120
Speaker 2: on the podcast floor. It's Florida, and like Michigan, they

720
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 2: both have these laws that are like everything's public, whatever

721
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,280
Speaker 2: you do, it's all public, and they just publish it constantly.

722
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 3: I do know someone also in California who gave their

723
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 3: cat asthma by saging their apartment.

724
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I love there's I read it. I read

725
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:17,040
Speaker 2: a script recently where someone was saging to get rid

726
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 2: of spirits, and it was all about ghosts. The whole

727
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 2: show was the ghosts and all the ghosts, like all

728
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: the bad spirits were like, hmmm, oh that's not so beautiful.

729
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: We're like I love that.

730
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,280
Speaker 3: It's almost like weed.

731
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:36,359
Speaker 1: But yeah, and there's still ghosts. Ghosts are still here.

732
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,520
Speaker 1: My friend ran on one of those TV shows that

733
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: was like paranormal Spirits or whatever. It was like ghost

734
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:44,440
Speaker 1: hunter type of show for one of the networks, and

735
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 1: I was like, how's that going, Steve, he goes six

736
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 1: seasons no ghosts. I was like, just keep cranking those

737
00:39:53,760 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: almost almost saw something like I heard a thunk down

738
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: the hall. Let's pick up twenty more episodes. Oh man.

739
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 3: The same guy who sent me to the hypnotherapist also

740
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 3: got me a ghost hunting kit.

741
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 2: Ghost What was a ghost hunting What's included in a

742
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 2: ghost hunting.

743
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: Some like infrared goggles and a camera that like shot. Yeah.

744
00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 3: I gave it to my brother and he uses it

745
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:16,799
Speaker 3: for art.

746
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: Nice.

747
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 3: But yeah I didn't. I didn't do that. Yeah. I

748
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 3: was just like, oh my god, thank you.

749
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,880
Speaker 1: You're like, I'm twenty years old. I have energy. I

750
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: can go do things besides standing in a dark room

751
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: and just look into the upper corners.

752
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,800
Speaker 3: Yes, sometimes sometimes.

753
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to do it this afternoon. Sounds pretty good. Okay.

754
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:45,960
Speaker 1: I got one for you, guys. Kurt. I'm setting you

755
00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: up on this one. By the way, Buddy, I love

756
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: you and I want you to have great success. And

757
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: there is a story that I will remind you because

758
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,240
Speaker 1: I was there when this happened. Okay, I hope Phoebe.

759
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,960
Speaker 1: Do you drink alcohol? Have you ever tried it?

760
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 3: I have, I've partaken.

761
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks good, it'll help you relate to this hero.

762
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: This was from Franziska. Thank you Fransisco on Instagram. It

763
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:13,080
Speaker 1: comes from the Irish Examiner. No, writer, don't know why

764
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:17,360
Speaker 1: case dropped against businessman accused of taking trash truck on

765
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: nude drink driving rampage. This is actually right, Yes, so

766
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,440
Speaker 1: this is actually the writer. I see his name now

767
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 1: in the article. Is Tom TowIt or tweet? It could

768
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: be tweet speltic sweet with a T Tom tweet. We'll

769
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:37,840
Speaker 1: say okay. A Norwegian businessman was accused of taking a

770
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: bin laurie on a nude drink driving rampage in Dublin

771
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 1: city center. Rune Skinnerlart, skinner Land, Rune Skinnerland, Rune Skinnerland,

772
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 1: fifty five had been in the city Oh God, for

773
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: a business trip before he allegedly got into the lorry

774
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: and drove it into the door of an apartment building,

775
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,959
Speaker 1: causing thousands of euros of damage onto a garbage truck.

776
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 2: For everyone who doesn't know what a Ben Laurie is,

777
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 2: it's a garbage truck. And yeah, wasted stole a garbage truck.

778
00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: It's not easy to do. Like think about it. There's

779
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 2: like a lot of levers. I always see the guys

780
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:19,319
Speaker 2: like grabbing levers and stuff that doesn't seem like it's

781
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 2: a normal.

782
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: Car to drive. The Scandinavians are very intelligent people, I

783
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: guess so Rune. Mister Skinnerland was from Norway and he

784
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: had an address at a hotel in Dublin. He had

785
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,839
Speaker 1: been granted bail of so he got to go back

786
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: to Norway after doing this. He was charged with unauthorized

787
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: use of a truck belonging to a waste company, drink

788
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: driving in it, which I love drink driving because it

789
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 1: implies that you're not drunk, that you're continuing to drink

790
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 1: as you're driving. Yeah, yes, it's and it's a better

791
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: expl I had a college professor, my freshman year whose

792
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 1: name was Eric Morgan. We called him Captain Morgan because

793
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 1: when you're in a freshman in college, that is a

794
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: very funny joke. And one day out of the middle

795
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,360
Speaker 1: of nowhere, somebody said something about Keystone Light, and this

796
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: professor goes, Keystone Light, Man, that is a good driving beer,

797
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 1: and I'd never forgotten it to this day.

798
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 3: Driving beer.

799
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: Let's Keystone Light, good driving beer, stay off the road

800
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 1: in western Massachusetts. So he calls drink driving and causing

801
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: criminal damage to its passenger door, back bumper, front passenger sidelight.

802
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: He was also charged by three other fences, criminal damage

803
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:33,440
Speaker 1: to the front pedestrian gate of the entrance to an

804
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 1: apartment building, the wooden frame to the door of a

805
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:39,279
Speaker 1: deals shop, which I'm guessing is like a niney nine

806
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,480
Speaker 1: cent store or something, and then a steel path bollred

807
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,359
Speaker 1: or bollard, I don't know what that is. This all

808
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: happened on life E Street, Lower, So he gets out.

809
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 1: He told the court through his barrister that he had

810
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,240
Speaker 1: no memory of the events at all, though he thinks

811
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:00,360
Speaker 1: his drink might have been spiked. Also, guys, he was

812
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 1: naked when he was doing this. He claims he went

813
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 1: to his hotel. The next thing he knows, he wakes

814
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: up naked on the street. So they actually let him

815
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: go with just a big fine, and he's back in

816
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 1: his native country of Norway. And yeah, Irish, that's just

817
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:17,400
Speaker 1: a fine.

818
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,879
Speaker 2: He's just like we've all been there.

819
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: Kurt, Phoebe, Kurt and I were hanging out. We've been

820
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: to New Orleans many times together. New Orleans famous drinking town,

821
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 1: open container town. And Kurt has a story from the

822
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: w hotel. I don't think.

823
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 2: I don't really get. I don't ever like this was.

824
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 2: This was an exceptional time that I got very drunk. Anyway,

825
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 2: I was put to bed.

826
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 1: I was put to bed.

827
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 2: I don't want to go through the embarrassment of like

828
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 2: getting the people putting this. But I was.

829
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 1: We were drinking a lot, were.

830
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 2: Drinking a lot. I come to and I am totally

831
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:59,239
Speaker 2: nude on the fourth floor of the hotel. And I

832
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,759
Speaker 2: don't and I'm holding us like keys that are not

833
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 2: my keys. And I had just read the book this

834
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:09,040
Speaker 2: is so so dorky. I had just read the book

835
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 2: The Time Traveler's Wife, where that guy travels through time

836
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 2: but when he shows up places he's totally nude, So

837
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 2: in my mind, I was like and I was just

838
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: very disoriented, obviously, and I was like, oh, I've been

839
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 2: time traveling, so but I don't because I was staying

840
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 2: on the twentieth floor and I was on the fourth floor.

841
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,239
Speaker 2: So then I got in the elevator to try and

842
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 2: get back up to my room on the twenty floor.

843
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 2: But you need a key, a card key to like

844
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 2: use it, and all I had was like a stranger's

845
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 2: house keys. Yes, And so then I start climbing the

846
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 2: stairs and I guess someone from who works at the

847
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 2: hotel had been watching me on monitors and like comes

848
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,120
Speaker 2: out and he's he like joins me in the stairway

849
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:54,320
Speaker 2: and he has a like a bathrobe for me to

850
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:57,680
Speaker 2: put on, and I and he's like, looks like you've

851
00:45:58,239 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 2: you know, looks like you had too much to drink,

852
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 2: so like you need to go home. And I told him, no,

853
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 2: thank you, time traveling, and I just needed to get

854
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 2: to the twentieth floor. So I left him there. He

855
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:13,719
Speaker 2: was just like okay, whatever, and I left him. I

856
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,719
Speaker 2: walked all the way up to the twentieth floor and

857
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 2: I get there and I'm and I'm knocking on the

858
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 2: door and my wife, my now wife, my girlfriend at

859
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 2: the time, was in bed and was not coming to

860
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 2: the door. So I'm knocking, knocking, She's not coming to

861
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 2: the door. And then all of a sudden, I turn

862
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 2: around that very nice man is there again. He like

863
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 2: puts clothes on me, he lets me into my room.

864
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, thank you very much, yes, And then I

865
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 2: come in and I'm like, baby, baby, wake up, wake up.

866
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 2: Because they also didn't have my glasses on, so I

867
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:43,319
Speaker 2: like couldn't see anything. I'm like say, baby, baby, wake up.

868
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 1: Wake up.

869
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 2: Like I just was on the fourth floor and Lauren

870
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 2: just keeps yelling from the bed, not my prob up.

871
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 2: I was like no, no, no, Like you don't understand,

872
00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,560
Speaker 2: Like I'm scared, Like I was on the fourth floor,

873
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 2: Like how did I get to the fourth floor?

874
00:46:58,960 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: Whose keys are the.

875
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 3: Like?

876
00:47:02,360 --> 00:47:04,080
Speaker 2: Not my problem?

877
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 3: Did you get to the bottom of it?

878
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 2: They were Scotty's keys. So Scotty had stayed in our

879
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,000
Speaker 2: room the night before, left his house keys there, and

880
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 2: I must have woken up and gone to go to

881
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:17,440
Speaker 2: the bathroom and grabbed his house keys thinking they were

882
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 2: my keys, walked out the door, and I have no

883
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 2: idea how I got down to the fourth floor. But

884
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,919
Speaker 2: I'm six for a little while.

885
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, kurtis six foot four. This was also happening while

886
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 1: families were checking out of the hotel, so he was

887
00:47:32,960 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: hiding in the corners of the hallways from families, giant

888
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: naked man like chucking away.

889
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,000
Speaker 3: All I can think of, Like, isn't it heartbreaking to

890
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 3: figure out that you weren't time traveling?

891
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 2: It is heartbreaking, Thank you so much, Phoebe. It one

892
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 2: percent was heart ring for a little while. I was excited.

893
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, my dream has come true.

894
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:59,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, you got to suspend your belief. Yes, in time travel.

895
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 2: Time travel lances are my favorite stories, I think.

896
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, understandably, we all wish we could go back

897
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:09,520
Speaker 1: and do something different. That's life.

898
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:15,479
Speaker 2: Just regret life.

899
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 1: Just life is just regret and regret. That's right, Phoebe.

900
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:23,680
Speaker 2: Have you ever been to New Orleans? Have you ever

901
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 2: wanted to time travel? Have you ever woken up and

902
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 2: not known where you were? Any of those things? Options?

903
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 3: I've been to New Orleans. I love it. It's awesome.

904
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,880
Speaker 3: It was one of those days on tour where I

905
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:41,719
Speaker 3: just like wandered. That are my favorite I love that

906
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:46,600
Speaker 3: all the cemeteries are above ground, like it's all tombs

907
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 3: because there's so much water. They're like, well, these dead

908
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 3: bodies are going to just float around if we don't

909
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 3: really lock them in here. Yeah, it's super beautiful. I

910
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 3: had Beignet's at like I woke up super early. I

911
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 3: was just feeling weird on tour, so I had been

912
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 3: Ye's right in the morning and then again at like noon.

913
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: Yes, that was epic.

914
00:49:08,200 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 3: I've never woken up and not known where I was.

915
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 3: I did have a visceral dream about being able to

916
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 3: move ship with my mind and then woke up and

917
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:19,000
Speaker 3: was pretty convinced I could do it, and like stared

918
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 3: at different ship in my room a long time. And

919
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 3: that was heartbreaking. Super was was not real. I was

920
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 3: super heartbroken. I love the I love you know, I

921
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 3: love drunk people so much. One time, one time, my

922
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:40,960
Speaker 3: grandpa he has like pure bread English bulldog that he

923
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,359
Speaker 3: and my grandpa is a lifelong drinker. He like lives

924
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 3: at the bar and his and he would you know,

925
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 3: children and dogs in his car with the air conditioner on, uh,

926
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 3: while he goes and drinks. And once they the cops

927
00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 3: came into the bar to arrest my grandma Pop. And

928
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,400
Speaker 3: they were like and he was like, what what happened?

929
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 3: And they were like, you you drunk drove into a

930
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 3: telephone pole and the whole bar was like, no, he's

931
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 3: been here all day. And then he goes outside and

932
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,720
Speaker 3: the dog had somehow crawled under the car and pushed

933
00:50:18,800 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 3: on the gas. Yes, and then because it's a small town,

934
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,919
Speaker 3: they thought it was very funny to arrest the dog.

935
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 3: And he has a picture of the dog going into

936
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 3: the patrol car.

937
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 1: Little paws and cut a good all Good's amazing.

938
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

939
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 2: I love a dog. I love a dog who drives. Uh,

940
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 2: there's there is a video out there, you guys. Everybody

941
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 2: can google it. They've been trying to train dogs to drive,

942
00:50:47,360 --> 00:50:50,879
Speaker 2: and I don't know why, but the way they're training

943
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:52,960
Speaker 2: them is on these like golf cart type things.

944
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:55,240
Speaker 1: And it is a dog.

945
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 2: Just driving this fucking car like with this paws up

946
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:03,000
Speaker 2: the thing and he's got he's looking out and he's

947
00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:05,520
Speaker 2: got like a windshield and he's got blinkers and everything.

948
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 2: They're the best. You just look up dogs driving cars.

949
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: That's the coolest, Kurt. I think you got one more

950
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: for us, buddy boy.

951
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 2: This is the end, Phoebe, this is you say, I

952
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 2: know it's the end.

953
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: Here.

954
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 2: It is such a incredibly round drunk pigeon just became

955
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 2: New Zealand's bird of the year. This is this is

956
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 2: I'm gonna share this. I'm going to share my screen

957
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,319
Speaker 2: for this one.

958
00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: Guys.

959
00:51:34,800 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, can you enable screen sharing Katie please? Yeah,

960
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 2: bird of the year. This is honestly from twenty eighteen.

961
00:51:43,680 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 2: But don't show you this fat bird and I will

962
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:49,360
Speaker 2: put this on the Instagram. There's not even really a

963
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:53,200
Speaker 2: story here, guys. There's like, I just show you this

964
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 2: picture of this fat drunk bird.

965
00:51:55,920 --> 00:51:57,439
Speaker 1: I want to see a fat drunk bird.

966
00:51:57,560 --> 00:52:03,480
Speaker 2: Yes you did there he is. Oh my, that's the

967
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:08,840
Speaker 2: bird of the year. Also, I love Kiwi's slang. This

968
00:52:09,040 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 2: is the post says your bird of the year for

969
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen. Is that absolute unit, the round of the way,

970
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 2: the devour of fruit, the wushiest of wushes, the mighty

971
00:52:19,120 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 2: carew ru uh. And so the carew roo what la

972
00:52:23,000 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 2: creu likes to do. First off, yeah, is very fat

973
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 2: and they love to eat these berries that drop down

974
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 2: onto the ground of the forest. And if there's a

975
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 2: lot of berries dropping down they they get essentially drunk

976
00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 2: because they've actually fermented on the forest floor. In particularly

977
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 2: bounteous seasons, the abundance of fermented treats can leave the

978
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:49,640
Speaker 2: pigeons sobernincous, ridiculously drunk. They end up falling from the

979
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 2: trees and what s's One such summer, a bird sanctuary

980
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 2: in New Zealand was inundated with inebriated career rus brought

981
00:52:57,239 --> 00:53:00,720
Speaker 2: in by concerned locals. They were coming in absolutely drunk

982
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 2: as can be. Robert we manager of the Native Bird

983
00:53:03,640 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 2: Recovery Center in one Gara wan Gaat, told the New

984
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:09,840
Speaker 2: Zealand Herald it was ridiculous. We were getting people bringing

985
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 2: in armful armfuls of these flaming drunk pigeons. Flaming drunk

986
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 2: is my favorite.

987
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:21,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, And for our bananimals who can't see this, we

988
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: will post it on Instagram. For those of us who

989
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 1: don't fall on, hate us and hate the Instagram in

990
00:53:26,640 --> 00:53:31,200
Speaker 1: the internet. We understand. This bird is sort of green

991
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,920
Speaker 1: and purple. It kind of if you can imagine the

992
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: largest shaved ice imaginable. Yeah, it's got a it's like

993
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:41,600
Speaker 1: white in the front and then kind of this arching

994
00:53:41,800 --> 00:53:44,880
Speaker 1: green shaved somebody poured lime all over it, and then

995
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:48,160
Speaker 1: the head. It looks like a pigeon's head sitting on

996
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:51,399
Speaker 1: top of that. So imagine a loaf of bread made

997
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: out of shaved ice that's been dyed, and then they

998
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,439
Speaker 1: put a little crown crown on it too. But it's

999
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:58,839
Speaker 1: a it's a big, fat, drunk bird. There's no doubt

1000
00:53:58,880 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: about it.

1001
00:53:59,280 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 2: Bird. Oh my god, we're out of time, Phoebe, is

1002
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 2: there any your album? Punisher is available right now? Anything

1003
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:12,359
Speaker 2: else you want to plug or tell us about to plug.

1004
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: You've been doing. I saw your bathroom or your bathtub

1005
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:18,040
Speaker 1: a song on Kimmel too, You have anything like that

1006
00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: coming up?

1007
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 3: Yeah? What do I have? Liked that? All sorts of

1008
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 3: weird little shows and stuff popping up, just trying to

1009
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 3: mostly get people to vote. I'm being very annoying in

1010
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,840
Speaker 3: my live shows right now. But but yeah, you know,

1011
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,279
Speaker 3: keep an eye out. I'm always doing ship. Thanks for

1012
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,759
Speaker 3: having me. This is really fun. I feel knowledgeable, feel

1013
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:44,279
Speaker 3: well rounded, just as round as a kikiri rue I know.

1014
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,879
Speaker 2: Thank you, Phoebe, Thank you, Scott.

1015
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: Bananas, Bananas.

1016
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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

1017
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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine.

1018
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Speaker 2: Theme song by Khan Amani and all of our artwork

1019
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