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Speaker 2: If you're a manager at a company and you didn't

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Speaker 2: know someone was playing a prank on you, the last

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Speaker 2: person you'd want to hear from is a woman that

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Speaker 2: I call SBBW, the sun Block Black Widow. Her real

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Speaker 2: names Brooke, but she's hired by companies to lay off

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Speaker 2: hundreds of unsuspecting employees with one caveat. She can only

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Speaker 2: do it during solar eclipses.

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Speaker 3: Yes, oh, I know it makes sense to me.

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Speaker 2: It's quirky, but that's how she makes a living. Every

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Speaker 2: eight years. You're gonna hear her latest play in your

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Speaker 2: phone tapp right now.

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Speaker 4: It's another.

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Speaker 3: Hello, get said, We're riding on the internet. Set us free,

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Speaker 3: Hello Virtuality. Hello, Oh hi Charles, Sorry about that, didn't

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Speaker 3: know you answered. I was getting my computer set up

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Speaker 3: with Weefy just sing I'm my favorite song, sketchy.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry Oh silly me.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm calling from corporate.

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Speaker 2: Hr.

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Speaker 3: My name is mona little More.

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Speaker 4: Okay, that's nice to meet your.

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Speaker 3: Nice to meet you too, Charles. So, I don't know

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Speaker 3: if you realize I was recently hired by the company

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Speaker 3: to make some changes and you're the branch manager of

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Speaker 3: the Northeastern division.

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Speaker 4: Right, Yes, I am perfect.

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Speaker 3: Perfect. So here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna fly

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Speaker 3: in next week and you and I are gonna throw

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Speaker 3: a quote solar eclips party for the staff.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you want to a solar eclipse party.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna be great. We're gonna have like glasses,

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Speaker 3: those fun ones, you know, and popcorn, and then we'll

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Speaker 3: encourage everybody to go outside to see it. And then

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Speaker 3: once they're out there, we lock the doors and disabled

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Speaker 3: their key cards. I don't did you hear me?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? No, I did. I heard you?

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Speaker 3: Great? Oh great, So you're down with the plan, because

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Speaker 3: here's the thing, Charles, we have to downsize.

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Speaker 4: Wait. Wait, you're firing me.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, you you're one of the only ones we're.

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Speaker 4: Keeping, one of the only ones.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh. Everyone else is gone. Oh my.

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Speaker 4: Wait wait, I don't understand what that has anything to

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Speaker 4: do with the Eclipse party or whatever it is, passivity

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Speaker 4: or whatever we're talking about.

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Speaker 3: So that's just a way to get them out of

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Speaker 3: the building and then let them know that they no

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Speaker 3: longer have a job.

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Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding.

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Speaker 3: I'm just terrible with confrontation.

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Speaker 4: But your hr you know, isn't that funny?

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Speaker 3: It's not always had a hard time with those to

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Speaker 3: face one on one, So I found this much simpler.

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Speaker 4: I can okay, I can understand. Conversation can be hard,

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Speaker 4: but that's your job. This is what you do, and.

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Speaker 3: It's so efficient when you just do everybody together. My

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Speaker 3: text message too. You know, they'll all get that notification

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Speaker 3: when they're outside tech.

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Speaker 4: You can't do this by text, Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: You need to have a conversation, an actual conversation, probably

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Speaker 4: face to face. Come on, these are people that I

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Speaker 4: work for. I care about some of these people.

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Speaker 3: Oh, oh, don't worry, don't worry. I understand. You think

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Speaker 3: it could come off as insensitive. Is We're gonna include

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Speaker 3: sad face emoji at the end of the text, so

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Speaker 3: oh so they know that we feel bad.

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Speaker 4: No, this is not like an emoji situation. Okay, if

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Speaker 4: you're already gonna fly in, have a conversation you're flying into,

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Speaker 4: then text there, you're.

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Speaker 3: Right, you're right, I'm flying into help set up the

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Speaker 3: eclipse party. It's really the perfect way to do it. Oh,

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Speaker 3: it's just so depressing to watch people individually leave with

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Speaker 3: the boxes of stuff, you know, from their office. I'm

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Speaker 3: making myself sad just talking about it.

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Speaker 4: It's gonna make them sad when you do this. I

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Speaker 4: don't me doing it. It's us, you and me.

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Speaker 3: We're a team.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no, no, we're not a team

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Speaker 4: on this. This is something that you're doing and you're

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Speaker 4: doing badly. Oh, we're doing this together.

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Speaker 3: We'll be at the window waving. No, don't see us.

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Speaker 4: I'm not in any window waving to anybody.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're right.

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Speaker 3: They may not see you because the eclipse or they

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Speaker 3: still have those glasses on. That's a good point.

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Speaker 4: No, that's not my point.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we can crack a window and you can just

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Speaker 3: yell out working with y'all.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not doing that.

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Speaker 3: I mean, here's the thing. If we don't lay them

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Speaker 3: off now, we're gonna have to wait another eight years

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Speaker 3: till the next one and.

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Speaker 4: Wait another eight years. Wait, wait, wait, hold them, wait another.

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Speaker 4: You can get yourself. Are you trying to line this

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Speaker 4: up with a clutch?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I only do my firings during eclipses.

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Speaker 4: That doesn't make sense around.

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Speaker 3: The business community. Don't you see me coming go on vacation.

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Speaker 3: You don't want me around.

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Speaker 4: I don't understand your tone. You're so happy, you're just

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Speaker 4: like pick at the fact that you're about to ruin

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Speaker 4: everyone's life.

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Speaker 3: I really thank you are failing to see the creativity

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Speaker 3: in all of this. I mean, it's pretty brilliant idea.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, firing people during an eclipse, that's creative to you.

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Speaker 4: Does anyone know about this? I know about this?

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Speaker 3: Oh Ty, Yeah, we're gonna let him go to but

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Speaker 3: during the next illuter eclipse because we're gonna shift his

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Speaker 3: hours to night time.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna let Tie? Are you letting Ty go? Are

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Speaker 4: you making him worth the night shift? I don't understand

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Speaker 4: what this plan is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he said it might confuse you, you know when

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Speaker 3: he emailed us to do this prank phone call on you. Wait, wait,

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Speaker 3: this is actually this is actually brought from the radio

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Speaker 3: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing tap

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Speaker 3: on you.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank god.

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Speaker 3: Wait, did you really think we were going to fire

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Speaker 3: people during the eclipse?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, said some crazy things before and so

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it is a pretty good idea, though, right

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Speaker 3: they literally won't see it coming, you know, because he's

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Speaker 3: gonna be dark.

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Speaker 4: No, I needed this thank you wake up.

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Speaker 1: Every morning was Potash Weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke

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