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Speaker 1: good morning everybody y'all listening to the voice, Come on

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Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a

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Speaker 1: radio show. Man, oh man, oh man, God being good

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Speaker 1: to me. Man. I can't explain it all really, you know,

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Speaker 1: I want I want to remind everybody or something that

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Speaker 1: I need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm

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Speaker 1: remember to constantly remind myself to stay in constant communication

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Speaker 1: with God. Constant communication with God. You know sometimes you know,

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Speaker 1: I have a tendency, and maybe we do all these people.

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Speaker 1: learned in that is this, I think, you know, I

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Speaker 1: mean we've all heard old people say, you know, you

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Speaker 1: got to stay prayed up, you know, and you know

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Speaker 1: you're putting it in. Because what happens is is when

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Speaker 1: constantly praying, doing those good times, that allows for the

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Speaker 1: can be upsetting. And then the next thing you know it,

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Speaker 1: you get several little things in a role. Now you

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Speaker 1: got an issue you dealing with. You know, I have

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Speaker 1: to remind myself when it's going like that, Man, have

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Speaker 1: I really been praying though? Have I really been in

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Speaker 1: constant communication with God? Because you know that that helps

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Speaker 1: God against that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes it's

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Speaker 1: that when I get on a more of a smooth

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Speaker 1: I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant

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Speaker 1: communication with God because it enables me to ward off

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Speaker 1: those little things coming up that can get in the way.

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Speaker 1: And so I just wanted to make you aware of

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Speaker 1: that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up

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Speaker 1: is important that you try to stop prayers, you know,

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Speaker 1: doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure

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Speaker 1: many obstacles. I've said this a hundred times on the show.

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Speaker 1: The road to success is always under construction. I say

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Speaker 1: to devise a route. Now, if I want to go

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Speaker 1: And that's what prayer has taught me that when I wouldentify,

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Speaker 1: You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm

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Speaker 1: on your journey a lot of times you get sidetracked.

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Speaker 1: And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we

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Speaker 1: lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.

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Speaker 1: We lose out we die. Connection with God get strained.

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Speaker 1: The thicker you can keep the cord connected to God.

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Speaker 1: If you thin out your communication with God and instead

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Speaker 1: life does is as its checks and balances. These hard

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Speaker 1: need the rain to appreciate the sun. And the flowers.

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Speaker 1: It's just when it comes to prayer, though, just stay

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Speaker 1: Understand that you could pray every day all day. When

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Speaker 1: happen to you. That's gonna be challenging. Now, I would

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Speaker 1: rather have been in communication with God on a regular

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Speaker 1: to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, but over at

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Speaker 1: little around the board with it today. But that's how

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Speaker 1: at it. Y'all have great day. We're gonna have a

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Speaker 1: good one to day. Let's go, ladies, gentlemen, girls, boys, Thanks. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Like animals, aliens, everybody gonna talk to one of them.

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Speaker 1: You talk to who alien? You don't have no alien friends?

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Speaker 1: So go ahead, man, been here, let me see you

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Speaker 1: get out of this roe right here. So what y'all

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Speaker 1: talk about? What y'all talking about? I'm open. I'm open.

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Speaker 1: It's a good way to start. She'll go ahead to him. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he's from Mars, he's my friend, and he's been talking

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Speaker 1: about how they having mars quakes. You know, we have earthquakes,

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Speaker 1: this similarity to what's happening up then what's happening down here?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's how you don't have no friends from

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Speaker 1: different No, don't worry about that. Where'd you see boy

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Speaker 1: how does he get to that? You don't remember the

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Speaker 1: little Oh, I remember him? Marvin? You see him either,

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Speaker 1: But Marvin the marsh he exists, and you make me

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Speaker 1: Jake got him, He got friends? Is anybody inside? Because

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Speaker 1: I am? Are you? Is that a question? Carlo? Seriously,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking around the room like he's got Martian friends.

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Speaker 1: That yeah, when they show up, when they show up,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna need me. See, You're gonna need me because

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Speaker 1: you ain't had nobody to know how to talk to him.

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Speaker 1: That's your problem. You need you need to get You

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Speaker 1: need somebody like me in your life. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: they show up nothing but a helmet with some sneakers

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Speaker 1: got these shout as marshes stupid? Do they look stick

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Speaker 1: right now he don't want to laugh. That's how he

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Speaker 1: looked in his football uniform. Okay, when we was little,

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Speaker 1: but he'd got quiet you are you hire? All right?

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Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two after the hour? Something funny?

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Speaker 1: You're listening morning show? All right, it is time now

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Speaker 1: to start your morning off with the nephew and run

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Speaker 1: that brank back. What you got for us, nest, get

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Speaker 1: ready for the gift. So let's go cat dogging. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to reach Bree. Hey, Bree,

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Speaker 1: how you doing? Listen? We um you know we've never met.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you though. Did you um?

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Speaker 1: Did you get um? Did you get a package? I

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Speaker 1: My name is my name? My name is Jason Um

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Speaker 1: And I sent you a package. You do I know you?

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Speaker 1: Who are you? Say? Again? How do I know you?

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Speaker 1: You don't know me? I'm just you know, I guess

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Speaker 1: you could say I'm like a secret admirer. And I've

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Speaker 1: been in mind you for quite some time. And uh,

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Speaker 1: you know, I sent you a little something. Uh you know,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know if if you got it or not

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Speaker 1: if I had to write that dress, but I wanted

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Speaker 1: to know if you had gotten it. So you know,

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Speaker 1: this is like my first time reaching out to you.

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Speaker 1: You I sent to my house. Uh yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: you got you got a pair of a pair of

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Speaker 1: my underwear with the rose petals all in it. You sent?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, you're drow to my house? Are you? And

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Speaker 1: how did you know me? But I've been a mind

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Speaker 1: you for a long time. And I see y'all, see

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Speaker 1: you at your job, I see you at your house,

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Speaker 1: you know, at the grocery market when I see you, Well,

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Speaker 1: you do I know you? Even where do I know you? Find?

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Speaker 1: You don't know me? You know, you don't know me

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Speaker 1: at all, but you know I got you know? Wait minute, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: minute you listen to from drow out to my house,

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Speaker 1: got my husband all up in an uproar. My ain't

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Speaker 1: what what good is it gonna do you? But this

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Speaker 1: is not a scripture. And I just learned this wasn't

424
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Speaker 1: a scripture recently, So that was a shocker for me.

425
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Speaker 1: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn. I used

426
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Speaker 1: to actually thought that was a script Yeah I did, Yeah,

427
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,240
Speaker 1: I did, I did. I really thought that was a scripture.

428
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Speaker 1: I just learned that it wasn't. A year though, hell

429
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: hath no fear like a woman's seeing us? How I've

430
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Speaker 1: had several of them women with with hell hath a fear? Yeah,

431
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Speaker 1: you don't want to you don't want to mess with that.

432
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Speaker 1: You don't want to mess with that. It felt like

433
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Speaker 1: it was, well, Steve, she's already filed for divorce. Yeah,

434
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Speaker 1: I mean, just going to get your divorce. What is

435
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: telling the family about? Yeah? I mean, I know you're

436
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: mad and all this here, but it's hopeful. They don't

437
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Speaker 1: really count either. With with black people, thirds count, right,

438
00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: you know, when Tommy tells you listen to me. When

439
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:22,000
Speaker 1: Tommy tells you, Jay, yes it do you have crossed

440
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:25,880
Speaker 1: the stupid barrier. There's still some blood in there somewhere

441
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 1: right you have you have kicked over the construction signs. Okay,

442
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: so you can't do none of that. In my damn family,

443
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: we don't play that. We do not play that. Looking

444
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: at that, Thank you. Coming up more of the Steve

445
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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve

446
00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: Morning Show. Christmas is fast approaching. We all know that

447
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: time to get the toys together. However, the elves, I

448
00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 1: didn't know this. The elves are on strike and with

449
00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: some grievances. Uh, I got this, I got this summer handle.

450
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: Listen myself because it's something that I'm I'm good at

451
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 1: doing because I'm a former union man and elves. Uh,

452
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: elves have decided it came to me with a lot

453
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Speaker 1: of complaints and I'm being they representative. Now. We wanted

454
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Speaker 1: Timmy to stand up for them, but then he was

455
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:35,280
Speaker 1: already standing up. They went, we need somebody that's standing

456
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Speaker 1: for it. That looked like they actually standing, So I

457
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Speaker 1: said I would do it. The elves this year are

458
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Speaker 1: going on strike. Well they haven't gone on yet, but

459
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: they're threatening to go on strike. The elves up wanting

460
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Speaker 1: to sit out this year. Santa Claus is having trouble

461
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Speaker 1: because he's trying to talk to these damn the elves

462
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Speaker 1: about their concern So I'm here with grievances and I

463
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Speaker 1: want to start by saying these are the elves grievouss,

464
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Speaker 1: and I will be preparing these statements on behalf of

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Speaker 1: the Ill Foundation. We the elves who work at the

466
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Speaker 1: North Pole, are requesting the following changes. Please show your

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Speaker 1: support through our website www dot help elves dot com.

468
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Speaker 1: If you're gonna help the elves, help elves dot com. Tommy,

469
00:30:31,960 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 1: don't act like you don't. So you know, we read

470
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Speaker 1: all the complaints that the elves have and here we go.

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Speaker 1: Number one problem that they have it We the elves

472
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Speaker 1: would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. No,

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Speaker 1: no kid won't no damn wooden toy. And we've been

474
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Speaker 1: making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asks for now?

475
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Speaker 1: When he wouldn't wheel, he wouldn't page white lock, they

476
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: got real toys now. Secondly, we the elms are requesting

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Speaker 1: to have a casual Friday, so when we ain't got

478
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Speaker 1: to wear these stupid ass uniform, tight ass pants, these

479
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Speaker 1: pointed hats. We want a casual frid voicing the concerns

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Speaker 1: and elves have and and considered on going on strike,

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Speaker 1: and they wanted me to convey this to sent a

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Speaker 1: class and everybody listen, We the elms, huh, would like

483
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Speaker 1: to request a thirty minute smoke break. They smash, We smoked,

484
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Speaker 1: and then we want to be able to go outside

485
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Speaker 1: and smoke whatever we want. They try makings without it.

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Speaker 1: Elves don't get high. Here's the next complaint on behalf

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Speaker 1: of the hells Elves. We the elves have voted to

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Speaker 1: eliminate bring your kids to work day. The truth of

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Speaker 1: the matter is elves really don't like kids. No, we

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Speaker 1: don't damn that because they think we kids too, just

491
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Speaker 1: because we're short. Get your damn hands off of me.

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Speaker 1: I drove here into sleeve. Next complaint that they have,

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Speaker 1: we the Elves are uncomfortable wearing knees damn funny toe shoes.

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Speaker 1: That heard that he didn't get We want crocks to

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Speaker 1: be the new official Elves shop Crocks and Gators to

496
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Speaker 1: be the new elve shoe. Do the Elves I'm doing?

497
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Speaker 1: Complain you don't act like you ain't with them. You

498
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Speaker 1: trying to have a complaint at Elves and pilgrims have

499
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Speaker 1: the same shoe. Do you know I'm not I'm not well,

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Speaker 1: let's quit this game. Next complaint, We the elves do

501
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: not like elves shirts and pants. They ain't got no

502
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 1: damn pockets, and we want to start using fanny paths

503
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 1: so when we go outside and take our smoke break,

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Speaker 1: we'll have our stuff with the next complaint, We the

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Speaker 1: elves understand that we on the north pole, but some

506
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: of the younger els wants to cut back on the

507
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: heat being so high all the time in the workshop.

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Speaker 1: The older els is fine. We the elms would like

509
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Speaker 1: to assign ten els each year to ride around with Sanna,

510
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 1: because we think it's unfair that we make all the

511
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: damn tords and we don't ever get going on fat ass,

512
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,359
Speaker 1: just be packing up the slid with the rain dud. Damn,

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Speaker 1: we made the tord a couple more quickly. We the els,

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Speaker 1: we still love miss Claws and we know she's very

515
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Speaker 1: nice and she's never too busy to being down and

516
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Speaker 1: give us a hook, but we still would like to

517
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Speaker 1: know exactly what do she do over the cooks, the

518
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: cooks for everybody. We had nothing from her. We gotta

519
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 1: at last, We're not least. We the ale support the

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Speaker 1: me too movement. That's real strong up here, and some

521
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Speaker 1: of the female ales are requesting that's Santa, refrain from

522
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Speaker 1: saying ho ho ho ho. And on that note, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna go go. You're listening to show. All right, guys,

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00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: it's time for would you rather here we go now?

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00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 1: Would you rather take a body shot off your partner,

526
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: your date, whoever you're with, or would you rather for

527
00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 1: them to take a body shot off you? This? This

528
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: this like a jello thing, ll feless shot. Would you

529
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 1: take a shot off of them? Or shot off you

530
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: ain't gonna lead the level of Lnton my billy button.

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Speaker 1: Let me take the one off of you. I'm not

532
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: My stomach can't hold a shot glass. It's gonna keeping

533
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: I promise, yeah, take off, it's gonna keep flipping over.

534
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,760
Speaker 1: I was just what about you, Steve. You didn't answer.

535
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is, but a body shot,

536
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 1: I definitely take it off her though, yeah didn't. I

537
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: got big enough lips. You don't even need the glass.

538
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:41,439
Speaker 1: Get your body shot off for you all right, here's

539
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 1: another one. Would you rather be in the Hall of

540
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: Fame for a sports career or a music career? Oh?

541
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: Oh sports? Yeah, not music as much as you love music. Oh,

542
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace already got that covered. I ain't worried about that.

543
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,759
Speaker 1: My alt in the Rocky Hall of Fame all day.

544
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,400
Speaker 1: Every time somebody get inducted, it him. He get credit

545
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:12,720
Speaker 1: for all that this show. What about you now? Music?

546
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: I can't sang a lick every night. I know you

547
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: weren't gonna say sports. Shut up, junior, there for what music? Music?

548
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:34,839
Speaker 1: What is you gonna be? The little drummer boy? Yeah?

549
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:37,239
Speaker 1: I remember when Tom was a little boy and he

550
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: was in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not

551
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 1: gonna do it this year. We're not gonna do it.

552
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: That's what I said. That's what I was trying to

553
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,840
Speaker 1: tell him every year, because I just Tom was so small.

554
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 1: Every year I made him play Baby Jesus. He won't

555
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:57,800
Speaker 1: he won't be a wise man's brain. Ain't got no

556
00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 1: time be trying to explain how little your asses as

557
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: a man. You're a little boy. You find to be

558
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: Baby Jesus every yearing to lay down in that hey,

559
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 1: and quit moving and keep your face covered. You look old.

560
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:23,839
Speaker 1: Come on, sir, all right, I'm wise man this year.

561
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be no man in this place. You're

562
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: too short, baby Jesus. All right, coming up in forty nine,

563
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, coming up, quick water him and lay

564
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: him in that damn hey. All right, we'll be back

565
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:41,880
Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

566
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Speaker 1: You're listening Steven Show. All right, guys, it is time

567
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette to please. Jay. Set this one up

568
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: for us. Tell us, And it's so important to explain

569
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Speaker 1: this because we get new listeners every day and we're

570
00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 1: doing a different section that people are not aware of.

571
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: So that's why I take the time to explain. And

572
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: it's very simple. You take for subjects and you put

573
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,760
Speaker 1: them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel.

574
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: You spun the wheel and which stop. We can do

575
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: the damn thing because we's comedians were good? All right,

576
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: here we go. These are the subjects for today. Things

577
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,880
Speaker 1: you can do to get people to leave your house.

578
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 1: Things you say to people who've overdecorated for the holiday.

579
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Speaker 1: Things you say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays.

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00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: And here's the last one. Things you say when you

581
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Speaker 1: didn't get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, all

582
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Speaker 1: of those again. Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's spind the wheel,

583
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 1: come on over decorated. Yeah, oh oh, I thought it

584
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,120
Speaker 1: was gonna stop on over decorating, but now it stopped on.

585
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 1: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted

586
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,960
Speaker 1: for Chris the same as Steve's bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no,

587
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,840
Speaker 1: not at all. No. I don't even know how you

588
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 1: got that out of that. But all right, these are

589
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 1: things you say when you didn't get what you want

590
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: for Christmas. Yeah, let's go the things you say when

591
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:42,640
Speaker 1: you didn't get what you say? Oh, come, oh this

592
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Speaker 1: is nice? And this one lights up? What is it

593
00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: with that attitude? That's how you say it, that's what

594
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 1: you're saying, how you say it. Yeah, Junior, I'll tell

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00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: you what this is something I actually say it as

596
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Speaker 1: a kid. But I didn't get what I want on

597
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,839
Speaker 1: huh for Christmas? And they were standing there a boy parents,

598
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:06,839
Speaker 1: but I was about teen. I said, tea, you said

599
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: the actual words. Yeah. Yeah, when you open that box

600
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 1: of the day, what you're supposed to get Oh, thank you,

601
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: I'll uh. I put this in the drawer with that

602
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:25,839
Speaker 1: racket ass time you about last. I ain't grateful. Well,

603
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 1: you didn't get what you want like that this one.

604
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: This is what you say at work. I knew when

605
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Speaker 1: he pulled my name it wasn't gonna be worth for damn.

606
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: I can't change. I knew what thing you saved and

607
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 1: you didn't get you Yeah, a pound cake? Huh, thanks

608
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:59,719
Speaker 1: a lot, Yeah to a diabetic. Things you say when

609
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 1: you don't get what you want for Christmas? What happened?

610
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: Check short again, check shot again? Huh? Come on now? Why? Why? Why?

611
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 1: In the hill? What I wanted to kids? I don't

612
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: work on that. Come on, man, really, I don't work

613
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:26,839
Speaker 1: guys A s thoughts account? Come on, Steve. Black people

614
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 1: don't eat fruitcake. I can't stand that damn fruitcake? What

615
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: is some damn green things in? Now? What is that? Cherish?

616
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 1: The actual snowshovel? I live in La Thanks. These people

617
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: say what they don't get what they want for Christmas.

618
00:42:50,400 --> 00:43:00,720
Speaker 1: I already know the story of Jesus. I already know it. Duffy,

619
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Speaker 1: who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that? Who

620
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:11,439
Speaker 1: eats that. This is all right, Steve, come on closing out.

621
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Speaker 1: That's why we're getting a divorce. This damn Croc pop.

622
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:29,800
Speaker 1: This is the last thing it won't know. Damn Croc pod.

623
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Speaker 1: That was me who said that one. Sorry, all right,

624
00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: I'm next. It is the nephew with the praying phone

625
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after this you're listening, Coming

626
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,040
Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four

627
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,920
Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject I

628
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 1: love getting the mail every day. Right now though, the

629
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Speaker 1: nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you got

630
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Speaker 1: for his neph I love your life more than you do.

631
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking a man needs to know. You need to

632
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: know that this show is it? Man, I don't think

633
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 1: a pot Okay, okay, so you know it's time you're going.

634
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:13,800
Speaker 1: Don't let you know how I feel. I decided to

635
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 1: call you to day and tell you how it's going down.

636
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: Let's go, cat Doc. I love your wife morning mute. Hello, Hey,

637
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Trey this track.

638
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey, Trey? How you're doing man? This

639
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 1: is Milton. I work at your wife, Teresa. Milton yeah. Yeah,

640
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:32,160
Speaker 1: you probably heard of me before. I've been I've been

641
00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: at the job probably about five years now. Chere she

642
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: ever mentioned me? No, I ain't even know Milton. What's

643
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: going on? Everything cool? They Yeah, yeah, everything's good. Everything

644
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:44,239
Speaker 1: is good. Hey, listen, um, I wanted to have a

645
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 1: conversation with you. Man. I don't really know how to

646
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: spring this on you or whatever, but um, like I said,

647
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,840
Speaker 1: I've been working at the spot for five years and

648
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 1: I've been on Teresa probably like around three. And I

649
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 1: guess what I really want to say is that I

650
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: didn't I didn't gain some feelings for Teresa and wolo.

651
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: Hold on, man on, hold on. You calling me and

652
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: you're telling me right now you have feelings from my

653
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:18,000
Speaker 1: wife who you work with, and you Teresa, because that

654
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: isn't my wife. You have feelings from my wife? Is

655
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 1: that correct? Yeah? You know it took me a while

656
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: to come forward and say this, but I you know,

657
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 1: I'm man enough now that I feel like men you

658
00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:31,680
Speaker 1: need to talk about it. Bro, Have you loved your mind? No? No,

659
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 1: I haven't. No, listen, I'm just letting you know. Today

660
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 1: is the day that I decided I'm not carrying this

661
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 1: weight on my shoulders no more. I'm getting it off

662
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: for me, all right. And at the end of the day,

663
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:47,399
Speaker 1: I love your wife more than you do. What I say,

664
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:52,920
Speaker 1: I love your wife more than you do. Bro. So

665
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:56,239
Speaker 1: you how long you've been loving my wife? You tell

666
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: me how long you've been love? How long? How long

667
00:45:58,239 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: you feel that you have been in love with my

668
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 1: I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I

669
00:46:02,920 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 1: know at least two. Does my wife even know this?

670
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm sure she's awarever to a certain extent,

671
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,239
Speaker 1: to a certain extent. What's what house? How certain of

672
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,359
Speaker 1: the extent are we talking? I mean, you know when

673
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 1: we go to lunch together and she you know? I mean,

674
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: I'm sure she know y'all, y'all we're going to lunch together.

675
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: How long y'all been going to lunch together? Bro, We've

676
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: been going to lunch together at least at least two

677
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: and am kids. I mean, we're going to lunchgel almost

678
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: every day. We might miss the day if she go

679
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: with the girls, I go with the fellas so big,

680
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 1: But for the most part, meh, me and I'm pretty

681
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 1: much a lunch together. Yeah, I need that swear eyes, bro,

682
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,320
Speaker 1: stay hell away from my wife. Bro, I needed to

683
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: back up. Ain't no more no no, no, no no, bro,

684
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 1: because you get talked enough that you'ren't talked enough. Ain't

685
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: no more in love, Ain't no more steak. You need

686
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: to stay the back here, stay the back, man. I

687
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 1: don't want to hear none of that, nothing, nothing, nothing

688
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:01,000
Speaker 1: at all, because come home, we don't listen. Listen. I

689
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: know all about you, tray everything about it, all right.

690
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: I already know how you treat her. Right. I'm hot right,

691
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm feeling like a strong sensation right now because I

692
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 1: really want to reach through the phone and just break

693
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: your neck right now. That's what I really want to do.

694
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,360
Speaker 1: They do, That's what I really want to do. And

695
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 1: what my wife talking about business outside about role Poe,

696
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to figure out. Hey, all I'm

697
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: saying is when we go to the lunch, she let

698
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: me know how she's feeling. She let me know what

699
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: she's going through, she let me know all that. It

700
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: stops start with that lunch. Bro, I don't want to

701
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 1: hear another damn thing about lunch. Bro, Ain't no more lunch.

702
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,439
Speaker 1: It's from here on that, bro, I'm calling me talking

703
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 1: about people in long with my wife even take it

704
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: work because I'm missing I'm milt. What a man? Listen,

705
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 1: calm down with all that energy you got going on

706
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,759
Speaker 1: like you're gonna do something, I'm trying to You're not

707
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: down what you got you you're nothing to do nothing

708
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: where you are right now. But I'm my keys right

709
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: now where you got, right right now? Brow So So

710
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 1: how about how about when you got laid off? When

711
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 1: you was off for six months and she was carrying

712
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,800
Speaker 1: on all the all the way and pay all the

713
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: you ain't you all right? Beatince? You know since you

714
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: know everything, I bet you know I got to go too.

715
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 1: So all you need to know is all you need

716
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:23,279
Speaker 1: to know is bro, get dumb. Bro, You're dumb, broke down, Bro,

717
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: you know what we talk about? That he went my

718
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: wife saying that he loves talking about luncheon. So tap

719
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: the hell up. While we are, you can thank me

720
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: for the cutter, for the suit that you got for Christmas.

721
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,920
Speaker 1: You can thank me for that. I picked it out

722
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:45,479
Speaker 1: and I paid for it. Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool,

723
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 1: all right, cool, let me go in the puget Frank

724
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: Now right now, all right, you're talking about the great

725
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: suits for three peaks. That's what you talking about. He's

726
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 1: got great bulls right here with this bull anyway, And

727
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: like nine, you don't like to shop, you don't want

728
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 1: to suit three times nine. You don't like well, you

729
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,479
Speaker 1: ain't told me at lunch when you don't want to shoop?

730
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:09,839
Speaker 1: Who dude, I swear to guy bro, I swear to God,

731
00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 1: I need to talk to my wife. Man, I need

732
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: to talk to my wife. I need to talk to

733
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 1: my wife because I hey, man, listen, you know what

734
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 1: I just couldn't hold. It's back. No more me living

735
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,760
Speaker 1: behind in the shadows. And but I'm over here kicking

736
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,560
Speaker 1: money out to Teresa when she needed Why you was

737
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:30,880
Speaker 1: laid off, I'm helping her out. I'm going. You know

738
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing too much on money you've been

739
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:37,560
Speaker 1: so you was getting the money. You're kicking the money

740
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 1: when I was laid off. You're kicking the money, dude.

741
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: Somebody had to step up, man to me, and Teresa's tight,

742
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: so you know, I just try to step in and

743
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: help an hour. So you're giving my wife money. What

744
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 1: you're saying, do you want me make you feel better

745
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:52,879
Speaker 1: about the whole thing? You want to make you feel better.

746
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 1: You ain't need to make me feel better about man.

747
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,319
Speaker 1: You talk to my wife all I gotta do talking

748
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: to my wife. Bro, That's that's fine. But can I

749
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: say something to make you feel better? What I'm gonna

750
00:50:06,120 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 1: say this to you, Trey, This is nephew Tommy from

751
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Teresa gott me

752
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 1: to prank phone call you wait? What hey? This is Tommy. Man.

753
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: This Nephew times Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're Steve Harvey Show.

754
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:38,439
Speaker 1: Br br you got same getting it? Bro? Bro, don't

755
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: do that. Bro. You gotta stop that. Tommy. Come on now,

756
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: come on, you gotta stop. My heart is ranking I'm sweating.

757
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 1: Oh now, Hey, I gotta ask you this. It's twenty twenty.

758
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: You gotta tell me this. You gotta tell me what.

759
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,280
Speaker 1: It is the badest, and I mean the baddest radio

760
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 1: show in the land. It's the Steve Harvey Morty Show.

761
00:50:57,400 --> 00:51:05,439
Speaker 1: Gotta I think I think that man, I went little

762
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 1: too far with it. You went you went schnoop though,

763
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: which too far sounded like he's like he was he

764
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: was on the bring a cry and let me pull up,

765
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,399
Speaker 1: Let me pull up. Let me pull up but one

766
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 1: more time. Though I love your wife. I want to

767
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,000
Speaker 1: know when the man is about to cry, you get

768
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,839
Speaker 1: the joke in. You have to stop the joke joke

769
00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: if you're telling the man something about his wife. Yeah,

770
00:51:42,719 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 1: and he started crying. Let me explain some teeth. You

771
00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:53,760
Speaker 1: need to clear the room right, cast through them tears.

772
00:51:53,920 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: He fit to be something else you're telling man for y'all.

773
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: Hey dog, but crying and people watching. You haven't seen

774
00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,799
Speaker 1: Bruce Brandon turning to the hall. Oh that's right now,

775
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: Freeport East. Text is everybody around the way getting ready,

776
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 1: getting ready to getting ready. I'm coming street Port Municipal Auditorium, Nephew,

777
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: Tommy and friends. It's Date Night comedy show. Get your date,

778
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:27,120
Speaker 1: bring your date. If you don't have a date, come

779
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: to the show and you can find the date. It's

780
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: m Okay weekend, Sunday, January fifteen. Tickets on sale right

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00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: now all ticket Master outlets, or you can get him

782
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,360
Speaker 1: at the box off and guess what. The fool is

783
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: coming to town and I'm bringing my friends with you

784
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: this date night. Baby, Let's do this. Thank you nephew

785
00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: with your sexy self coming up. Today's Strawberry Letter will

786
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:51,080
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve

787
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And

788
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 1: if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

789
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

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00:53:02,080 --> 00:53:06,360
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791
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,600
Speaker 1: reading your letter live on the air, just like we're

792
00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:11,160
Speaker 1: going to read this one right here, right now today.

793
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here.

794
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: It is a Strawberry letter. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a

795
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 1: twenty nine year old single guy and I've been attracted

796
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: to a twenty seven year old beautiful woman for four

797
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: months and I finally got the nerve to ask her

798
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:30,279
Speaker 1: for her number. When I met her, I did everything

799
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 1: in my power to sweep her off her feet. I

800
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:37,080
Speaker 1: am a police officer and I work the night shift,

801
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,520
Speaker 1: so I'm home during the day. She is my mail carrier,

802
00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 1: and it was an instant attraction when I saw her.

803
00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: I wait each day for her to come by. I

804
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,680
Speaker 1: get out of bed and go buy her chick filet

805
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:53,480
Speaker 1: and Popeyes, McDonald's and all kinds of snacks on a

806
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:57,640
Speaker 1: daily basis. Some days I surprised her with flowers, and

807
00:53:57,760 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 1: I even bought a necklace for her and I left

808
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: it in her mail truck. She is a single mother,

809
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:06,640
Speaker 1: so she said she appreciates the kind gestures and surprises.

810
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 1: We talk on the phone occasionally, but I want to

811
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 1: take this relationship further and really get to know her

812
00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,800
Speaker 1: more than a few times I have called her and

813
00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:20,160
Speaker 1: she has an answered or called me back. She has

814
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:22,799
Speaker 1: said she was either sleep or busy with her daughter.

815
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: We went on one date recently, but it was during

816
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:30,040
Speaker 1: her work shift, so she couldn't really sit and chat

817
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 1: like I wanted her to. I feel like she's showing

818
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 1: me signs that she's not really interested, but I'm having

819
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 1: a hard time walking away because she is beautiful, has

820
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,959
Speaker 1: a good job, and is a nice girl. I feel

821
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 1: that there's something special about her. I made it clear

822
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,440
Speaker 1: how I feel about her, and she told me that

823
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: she's not dating right now, just focusing on her career.

824
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: I've been feeling foolish because I have not stopped spoiling

825
00:54:54,719 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: her during the day. I need to know if I

826
00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 1: should stop and see if she miss me and reaches out,

827
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: or should I keep it a while keep it up

828
00:55:03,680 --> 00:55:08,399
Speaker 1: a while longer and see if she comes around. Please advise. Um, gee,

829
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: you can't take a hint hum um. Uh, you know

830
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: you're you're trying way too hard. It's almost, you know,

831
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 1: to the point of, uh, you know, kind of I

832
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,120
Speaker 1: don't want to say stalker because that's a serious term,

833
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,239
Speaker 1: but you're you're, you're kind of over there with all

834
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 1: your your gestures. I mean, you're a nice guy. It

835
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: seems you're thoughtful, You generous, buying her flowers and snacks

836
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:37,319
Speaker 1: and even jewelry. Uh, it seems like you're a good man.

837
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 1: But I don't know, you know, if you're a police officer. Uh,

838
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: she's told you that she's focusing on her career. That

839
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,520
Speaker 1: is code when someone doesn't want to hurt your feelings

840
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:53,080
Speaker 1: to tell you that they're not interested. Okay, When you

841
00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:55,759
Speaker 1: call her and she doesn't answer and she says she

842
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: was sleep or busy with her daughter, that's another code

843
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:02,080
Speaker 1: telling you calling her she doesn't want to be bothered.

844
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,279
Speaker 1: You went on a date with her. How can you

845
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:07,240
Speaker 1: even call this a date? It was during her work shift.

846
00:56:07,520 --> 00:56:10,360
Speaker 1: You couldn't even sit out and chat with her. It

847
00:56:10,480 --> 00:56:14,319
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like you Guys have anything in common. You said,

848
00:56:14,800 --> 00:56:17,239
Speaker 1: you feel like she's showing you signs that she's not

849
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: really interested. She is. She is showing you signs she

850
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 1: is not interested. You're having a hard time walking away

851
00:56:24,239 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 1: because she's beautiful and she has a good job, and

852
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:30,000
Speaker 1: she's a nice girl, and that all may be true,

853
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:33,560
Speaker 1: but the feeling has to be reciprocated. She has to

854
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: feel the same way, and nothing in this letter is

855
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 1: showing me that she feels the same way about you

856
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 1: as you do about her. So if I were you,

857
00:56:42,960 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: I would back off. I would back off instead of

858
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,040
Speaker 1: waiting till she comes with all these gifts. She doesn't

859
00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:54,880
Speaker 1: seem interested. I think you should move on, Steve Doll, Doll,

860
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: don't listen to nothing. Surely see listen to me, dog.

861
00:57:03,400 --> 00:57:08,400
Speaker 1: Everything Shirley said about the woman, it's one truth. She's

862
00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:12,800
Speaker 1: not interested. She's not reciprocating the things you're waiting on

863
00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: her to come around. She ain't came around. She's not interested.

864
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:22,040
Speaker 1: You can't take her hint. All that's true, But Dog,

865
00:57:23,200 --> 00:57:30,560
Speaker 1: this is the business we end. We hunt. Show me

866
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:38,560
Speaker 1: the deal that wants to get shot, Show me the

867
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: fish that wants to get caught. Show me the turkey

868
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 1: that wants to die in the woods, but deal turns

869
00:57:51,640 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: into venison fish turns into Philet's turkey goals with dressing.

870
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:08,200
Speaker 1: Work it out for yourself. Boy, don't you give up

871
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 1: this man. She could be the one you have to pursue.

872
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:18,880
Speaker 1: It's only been four most she twenty seven. She told

873
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:22,040
Speaker 1: you she focusing on her career. She the male man.

874
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: She's like, how hard you got to focus? Put that

875
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 1: damn stuff in that bag. Let read these ad dresses

876
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 1: and put it in the box. Ignore that she's your

877
00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: male carrier. As soon as you saw her, you was

878
00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: attract You wait for it to come back. You get

879
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:45,000
Speaker 1: out of bed to go by her. Now here here where?

880
00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:49,080
Speaker 1: I thank you making a mistake. Chick fil A, Popeyes,

881
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,960
Speaker 1: McDonald you gotta stop with the fat snacks. I know

882
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna say something about that. Steve, you got to

883
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 1: stop with the fat snacks. Slow down, slow down a

884
00:59:02,080 --> 00:59:04,400
Speaker 1: little bit. Let's let's we got to do another approach.

885
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:08,960
Speaker 1: Some days I surprised her with flowers. That was kind

886
00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 1: of cool. I bought a necklace for her and left

887
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:14,760
Speaker 1: it in her mail truck. Okay, she's a single mother,

888
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:18,560
Speaker 1: she says. She appreciates the kindestures and surprises. We talk

889
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 1: on the phone occasionally. She'd gave you her number. Don't

890
00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:26,360
Speaker 1: worry about what she' only talking about. Keep the pursuit.

891
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 1: Pursue cracked the cold, all right, hang on, hang on,

892
00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:36,400
Speaker 1: you have more. I'm sure we'll have part two of

893
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,240
Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hours.

894
00:59:39,320 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: Subject I love getting the mail every day. We'll get

895
00:59:43,680 --> 00:59:49,600
Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,

896
00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:52,840
Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject I love

897
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: getting the mail every day. Twenty nine year old police

898
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,840
Speaker 1: officer then got attracted to his twenty seven year old

899
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,480
Speaker 1: beautiful male carrier. She's a single mother. He's done everything

900
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: in his power to sweep off her feet. He worked

901
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 1: a night shift, so I'm home during the day. She's

902
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,640
Speaker 1: my mail carrier. Instant attraction shoons I saw. I wait

903
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,120
Speaker 1: for it to come back. I get out of bed

904
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 1: about Chick fil a Popeyes McDonald's. I told you, Earli

905
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: stopped the fat snacks. Some days, I surprised with flowers.

906
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:25,280
Speaker 1: I even bought a necklace for and left it in

907
01:00:25,400 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 1: her mail truck. She's a single mother. So she said,

908
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 1: she appreciates the kind gestures and surprises. We talk on

909
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:38,520
Speaker 1: the phone occasionally. That's cause she gave you her number.

910
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:45,600
Speaker 1: You are police, offer sup run her information, get her

911
01:00:45,800 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 1: tag number. Oh you're a cop. See you got it.

912
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:57,120
Speaker 1: What's happening to you right now is you come across

913
01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:02,560
Speaker 1: a little corny with the bags of food. Because you

914
01:01:02,680 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: make a woman think, oh he think I'm fat. Oh dude,

915
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,200
Speaker 1: I look like I won't just fast food every day.

916
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,520
Speaker 1: You got her thinking that. So you gotta change your

917
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:15,720
Speaker 1: approach because you just come across a little corny. That's

918
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 1: probably what's happening. You just come across a little corny.

919
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 1: So you gotta change the approach here. But you cannot

920
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: stop the pursuit. The pursuit is real. Keep trying break

921
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:39,240
Speaker 1: her down with persistence, sincerity, love her man, show her

922
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:44,040
Speaker 1: an interest she's never seen before. That's what wins hearts over.

923
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,760
Speaker 1: She says, she just don't feel like Dayton. But y'all,

924
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: don went out on a date. She does not work.

925
01:01:50,280 --> 01:01:57,160
Speaker 1: So what she said, yeah she went. Now I've called

926
01:01:57,240 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: her and she has an answer to called me back.

927
01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:02,919
Speaker 1: She says she was either sleep or busy with her daughter. Dog,

928
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:06,600
Speaker 1: you work nights, you home during the day. The woman sleep,

929
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:09,680
Speaker 1: ain't got a daughter, that's real. We went on one

930
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: day recently, but it was doing her workshield, so she

931
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,720
Speaker 1: couldn't sit and chat like I wanted it too. I

932
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,360
Speaker 1: feel like she's showing me shine signs that she's really

933
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 1: not interested. She is showing you signs that she ain't interested.

934
01:02:21,040 --> 01:02:22,480
Speaker 1: But what I got to do with what we do?

935
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,720
Speaker 1: That ain't got nothing to do with who we are.

936
01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,000
Speaker 1: Not many women out of had to pursue. It wasn't

937
01:02:30,200 --> 01:02:33,600
Speaker 1: interested in me. I was interested in them. Hey, Steve,

938
01:02:34,240 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 1: can I see something? Yeah? Remember that you told her?

939
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:39,760
Speaker 1: You told me the story. I think you told it

940
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,439
Speaker 1: on the air too. I don't know if you're working

941
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:44,600
Speaker 1: at the Ford Company, but I WoT her down at

942
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: Ford Motor Company. I love you. Yeah, every day, dog,

943
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 1: I WoT her down. Dog. Everybody laughing at me, hall Man,

944
01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:57,520
Speaker 1: she man. She been at three years. They never went

945
01:02:57,560 --> 01:03:04,680
Speaker 1: out with none of us. That's none of y'all. Every

946
01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:08,760
Speaker 1: day I got you don't want me now, that's because

947
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: you don't see how good I am. I'm gonna keep

948
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 1: showing you goodness. I've been feeling foolish because I have

949
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: not stopped spoiling her during the day. I need to

950
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,040
Speaker 1: know if I should stop and see if she misses

951
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:24,240
Speaker 1: me and reaches out. You could try that game. But

952
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:27,040
Speaker 1: once that fall so you mess around and take a

953
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:29,880
Speaker 1: day off. Other players this day. Don't take days off,

954
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,400
Speaker 1: you know, on a little week or two you take off.

955
01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:36,200
Speaker 1: Maybe another dude slide in. You ain't got no time

956
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,200
Speaker 1: to take off. This ain't no game, dude, leaning on it,

957
01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: leaning on it. You got to get that pressure. Yes, back,

958
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:48,080
Speaker 1: skip the fat meals, change the change the game. Stop

959
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 1: putting stuff in the truck, send stuff to the baby.

960
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 1: There you go, get to the baby. Get to the baby.

961
01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: Back pass sneakers or buy If you love a woman's

962
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:09,120
Speaker 1: child and she can see that, boy, boy, man, boy,

963
01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:12,560
Speaker 1: you got to change your approach. Who ain't gonna love

964
01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: a man to love her child? Man? See if you

965
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,440
Speaker 1: can take him to the park on your off day,

966
01:04:18,760 --> 01:04:21,320
Speaker 1: just to the park with the child. Can I just

967
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:23,400
Speaker 1: meet y'all at the park? Push that baby in the

968
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:29,560
Speaker 1: swing shoe game up? Dog, Come on twenty nine. Just

969
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:33,560
Speaker 1: what we do hunt, We pursue that which we think

970
01:04:34,080 --> 01:04:39,160
Speaker 1: deserves the pursuit. The Constitution says every American has the

971
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:44,560
Speaker 1: right to the pursuit of happiness. She is your happiness.

972
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:48,200
Speaker 1: Why would you not pursue hug You just got to

973
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:55,240
Speaker 1: change the route in which you're taken. Do you hear me, boy, boy,

974
01:04:55,760 --> 01:05:00,160
Speaker 1: do you hear me? You don't think he's wasting it's

975
01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:02,880
Speaker 1: done with her? Hell no, he ain't got nothing but time?

976
01:05:03,360 --> 01:05:05,320
Speaker 1: How you watching your time? And the girl in dreams

977
01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 1: is coming by your house every day? You got time

978
01:05:09,440 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: for that? Ye, you're right. But I have so much

979
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: stuff piled up in that mail box sandwiches. Don't even

980
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:18,439
Speaker 1: put it in the box. Put it in my head.

981
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 1: Put it in Can you got stuff? Find out how

982
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:26,560
Speaker 1: old her baby is, find out what school her baby goes.

983
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,680
Speaker 1: To find out how much your uniforms costs or something.

984
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:33,480
Speaker 1: Man pay for a field trip, do something. Yeah, that's

985
01:05:33,480 --> 01:05:35,400
Speaker 1: what he does. I've been doing that since. Can't state.

986
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: I would love to meet your daughter one day, your baby,

987
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 1: your son. Let me help you. Let me show you

988
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 1: the benefit of me if you really want it, girl, right,

989
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:52,200
Speaker 1: give you my time. I'll give you my Monday. Post

990
01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:55,120
Speaker 1: your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM.

991
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:59,000
Speaker 1: And that's on Instagram. And Facebook, and please check out

992
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:07,120
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening, okay, right, yeah?

993
01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:13,560
Speaker 1: Uh let me ask y'all something caller. Sure, yeah, uh, y'all,

994
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:17,520
Speaker 1: y'all plan on getting your man's gifts this year? Right? Yeah? Christmas? Give?

995
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:22,960
Speaker 1: Is it gonna be something he won't well? So yeah,

996
01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm going to thought. Yeah, because that's what I think

997
01:06:26,640 --> 01:06:28,600
Speaker 1: you said the keyword, because the truth about it is,

998
01:06:28,840 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 1: we don't give a damn about the thought that count.

999
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 1: We won't gifts. We can show our boys. This is

1000
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: a gift that me and really won't. I know what's said.

1001
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: I know what I said. I know what I said.

1002
01:06:42,880 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 1: I know I said it don't really matter baby, but

1003
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: didn't do Okay, okay, I would, I know because yeah,

1004
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,840
Speaker 1: let me tell you. We don't want bad gifts. Like

1005
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,840
Speaker 1: bad gift is winter gloves. We don't our boys don't

1006
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:04,720
Speaker 1: ask about when they don't ask about get cold. We

1007
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:06,680
Speaker 1: put him in our poet, we put him in our pocket.

1008
01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:10,600
Speaker 1: Don't care about that. Here's here's another gift about a

1009
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 1: rope me our boys. Rope beautiful. We open this box

1010
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,640
Speaker 1: up again and see a rope. Okay, I'll take We're

1011
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 1: not putting it out. We don't care about slipper. Excuse me.

1012
01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:34,000
Speaker 1: There's an exception google that, junior, But I ain't experienced that.

1013
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna talk about what he gonna want that. Okay,

1014
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look into that. I ain't there yet, but

1015
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: I know the dudes I'll be dealing with. We don't

1016
01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 1: care about the roads we get. Okay, okay, don't want

1017
01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:51,160
Speaker 1: to turn cloth. That one that looks like a tid

1018
01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:57,240
Speaker 1: burn your neck up, so as you put it on, Steve,

1019
01:07:57,320 --> 01:08:03,640
Speaker 1: you know what the short one because I'm tall. Now

1020
01:08:03,720 --> 01:08:11,480
Speaker 1: your booty. I got one pocket, my two pockets one

1021
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: and and the build on the road the same thickness

1022
01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:21,960
Speaker 1: as the road. Tone the collar and built is a

1023
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: lighter color than the road. No gloves, no road. We

1024
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:29,679
Speaker 1: don't want none of that. We don't want to show

1025
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:33,240
Speaker 1: our boys all that is true. We won't gills that.

1026
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,439
Speaker 1: We said, dude, man, my good man, a man, check

1027
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 1: with my girl? Got me watch? Yeah? Nice, Most men

1028
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:44,599
Speaker 1: won'ts a watch. All right, We'll be back with more

1029
01:08:44,800 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're

1030
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:54,000
Speaker 1: listening to show. Steve, come on, introduced Jay. He's here

1031
01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:59,080
Speaker 1: to murder another hit Folks without further ado. We murder

1032
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:02,320
Speaker 1: hits up on here because we got him first round

1033
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:07,840
Speaker 1: Draft choice Lady and Jimmy jam Brown another song right here, Steve.

1034
01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,120
Speaker 1: The song is a special song. The song is dedicated

1035
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:14,680
Speaker 1: to every man who's been in the friend zone for

1036
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:17,719
Speaker 1: the entire year. We've all been in the friend zone.

1037
01:09:18,160 --> 01:09:21,200
Speaker 1: It's not a nice place to be. You do everything

1038
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:24,760
Speaker 1: you help out wants to get out of the friend zone.

1039
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:26,920
Speaker 1: Somebody just put me there. You've been putting friend zone.

1040
01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:31,559
Speaker 1: I'm in there now. Yes, songs dedicate to here. Man

1041
01:09:31,680 --> 01:09:34,120
Speaker 1: is the friend zones, Christmas songs and Christmas ain't gonna

1042
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:36,320
Speaker 1: be in your friends zone without no pressure. Here you go,

1043
01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:38,920
Speaker 1: here you go, check it out. Janny Brown murders a hit.

1044
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:54,360
Speaker 1: He will watch your kids, even by them gifts, tithing

1045
01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:58,200
Speaker 1: me in the car and take them to the mom.

1046
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Speaker 1: But you called him dear. He buys your daddy beard.

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01:10:07,600 --> 01:10:12,080
Speaker 1: There's a get he will a dog. You can't buy

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01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:17,800
Speaker 1: it from a store. Why don't you get it up

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01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:26,760
Speaker 1: on Chrismus? D oh make a friend feeling like a king?

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01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,640
Speaker 1: Come on girl and get out why that bank and

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01:10:30,800 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 1: get it up on Chrismust day. I don't want no time.

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01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:52,160
Speaker 1: Just get it up. I'm mis saw your done. I

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01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:57,280
Speaker 1: took you to the stoke. I was there for you

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01:10:58,080 --> 01:11:07,360
Speaker 1: when you were unemployed. Stupid stuff. I bel feed another

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01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:13,479
Speaker 1: man's kids. Nothing left for me to say, Girl, I

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01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:19,360
Speaker 1: feel like getting played. Why I don't shoot? Get it

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01:11:19,560 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: up on christ My stay? Oh, make a man feel

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01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:31,560
Speaker 1: like a king. Come on girl, get out on that

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01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:40,919
Speaker 1: bang Kenny something on ris mystay. I don't want no size.

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01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 1: Just get it up. You know what I'm saying. My

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01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:59,400
Speaker 1: cloths day? Oh me man feel like a king. Come on,

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01:11:59,680 --> 01:12:10,600
Speaker 1: girl up, get all that thing, oh Chrismus Day, and

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01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:17,519
Speaker 1: man get friends? Yeah, get out of her friend's zone. Baby,

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01:12:17,720 --> 01:12:25,240
Speaker 1: even bought your daddy bill? Yes, yes, yes, little iTunes?

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01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:28,240
Speaker 1: Get all your months present something. Girls don't enjoy them

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01:12:28,320 --> 01:12:30,960
Speaker 1: type they don't like them. I don't know. They don't even.

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01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:34,240
Speaker 1: They don't jump in, they don't see. Just shut it down,

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01:12:34,439 --> 01:12:40,760
Speaker 1: Shirley call, but play that scratch your window called. Allegedly

1069
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:48,200
Speaker 1: you go crazy. Allegedly you didn't do it. That's why

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01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 1: you're in the friends zone. Now stay right there, y'all,

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01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:59,720
Speaker 1: watch this. You're listening show all right, Stephen, it's time

1072
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:02,160
Speaker 1: to check your voicemail. If you want to leave Steve

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01:13:02,240 --> 01:13:04,559
Speaker 1: a message, call us right now at eight seven seven

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01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:08,679
Speaker 1: twenty nine Steve and leave a message. Okay, Hi Steve Harvey,

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01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:12,360
Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is select here from North Carolina.

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01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:17,080
Speaker 1: I enjoy you every morning and I really want to

1077
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:21,120
Speaker 1: wish everyone Mary Christmas and a happy New Year. But

1078
01:13:21,840 --> 01:13:24,479
Speaker 1: for you guys to come and take time out and

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01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,040
Speaker 1: special me with your prayer and your encourage, your words,

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01:13:28,200 --> 01:13:33,320
Speaker 1: your inspirational features that you give. I for one would

1081
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:37,840
Speaker 1: like to say thank you. Thank you so very much, Steve.

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01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:41,240
Speaker 1: You will not only help me, but you're helping millions

1083
01:13:41,439 --> 01:13:43,960
Speaker 1: across the airways. I would like to wish you and

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01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:47,479
Speaker 1: yours am marry Christmas and a happy New Year from

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01:13:47,600 --> 01:13:52,759
Speaker 1: North Carolina. Hi, I'm Kanye Brooklyn, New York an KA drill,

1086
01:13:53,240 --> 01:13:56,439
Speaker 1: a veteran of the US Army. Just wanted to stay

1087
01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:00,800
Speaker 1: married Christmas to all my friends across the country during

1088
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:05,840
Speaker 1: all my past travelers, God bless you all. Amen. Hi

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01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:10,400
Speaker 1: see Harvey, Hi crew, my name is Kevin Caller from Philadelphia.

1090
01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:13,760
Speaker 1: I just called in to say that I'm honored to

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01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 1: wake up every morning to your radio show. Nephew Timmy

1092
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:22,000
Speaker 1: with the playing phone, calls you with the clothing, Shirley

1093
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 1: Strawberry with the letters, letters, get people write in for it,

1094
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: and you're giving your comments about I think that's great.

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01:14:31,320 --> 01:14:35,760
Speaker 1: I think y'all doing a good job. Hi, Junior and

1096
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 1: Junior still hootis there? I love all of y'all, you know,

1097
01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 1: and half a happy I'm merry Christmas in a happy

1098
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:46,960
Speaker 1: New Year. You're listening? All right, guys, it's time for

1099
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:50,920
Speaker 1: would you rather here we go now? Would you rather

1100
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 1: take a body shot off your partner, your date, whoever

1101
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,479
Speaker 1: you're with, or would you rather for them to take

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01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:02,040
Speaker 1: a body shot off you? This? This? This like a

1103
01:15:02,240 --> 01:15:06,800
Speaker 1: jello thing, jello feeless shot. Would you take a shot

1104
01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:09,760
Speaker 1: off for them? Or shout off? You ain't gonna believe

1105
01:15:09,800 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 1: the level of Lnton my billy button. Let me take

1106
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:16,000
Speaker 1: the one off of you. I'm not my stomach can't

1107
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:20,599
Speaker 1: hold a shot glass. It's gonna keeping I promise, Yeah,

1108
01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,960
Speaker 1: take it off, it's gonna keep flipping over. I was

1109
01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:28,320
Speaker 1: just what about you, Steve? You didn't answer. I don't

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01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:33,200
Speaker 1: even know what that is, but a boy shot. I

1111
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:39,479
Speaker 1: definitely take it off her though. Yeah, didn't. I got

1112
01:15:39,520 --> 01:15:47,080
Speaker 1: big enough lips. You don't even need the glass. Get

1113
01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 1: to body shot off for you. All right, here's another one.

1114
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:55,000
Speaker 1: Would you rather be in the Hall of Fame for

1115
01:15:55,240 --> 01:16:02,200
Speaker 1: a sports career or a music career? Oh? Sports? Yeah,

1116
01:16:02,520 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: not music as much as you love music. Oh, Roscoe

1117
01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:08,479
Speaker 1: Wallace already got that covered. I ain't worried about that.

1118
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:15,400
Speaker 1: My alter egos in the Rocky day Time, somebody get inducted.

1119
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 1: It him, he get credit for all that this show.

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01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:23,960
Speaker 1: What about you now? Music? I can't sang a lick

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01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:27,719
Speaker 1: every night. I know you weren't gonna say sports. Shut

1122
01:16:27,800 --> 01:16:35,680
Speaker 1: up junior music music? What is you gonna be? The

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01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:45,599
Speaker 1: little druma boy? And they told me, Yeah, I remember

1124
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,040
Speaker 1: when Tim was a little boy and he was in

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01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 1: the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not gonna do

1126
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 1: it this year. We're not gonna do it. That's what

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01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:55,599
Speaker 1: I said. That's what I was trying to tell him

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01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:58,720
Speaker 1: every year, because I just time was so small. Every

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01:16:58,800 --> 01:17:05,120
Speaker 1: year I made him play Baby Jesus, he won't. He

1130
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:07,280
Speaker 1: won't be a wise man. Let's bring back out a

1131
01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:10,360
Speaker 1: little time be trying to explain how little your asses

1132
01:17:10,479 --> 01:17:14,000
Speaker 1: as a man. You're a little boy. You fend to

1133
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:16,320
Speaker 1: be baby Jesus every year, and to lay down in

1134
01:17:16,439 --> 01:17:24,519
Speaker 1: that hey and quit moving and keep your face covered.

1135
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:31,760
Speaker 1: You look old. Come on, Shirley, all right, I want

1136
01:17:31,800 --> 01:17:34,400
Speaker 1: to wise man this year. You're not gonna be no

1137
01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:40,160
Speaker 1: man in this plate. You're too short, Baby Jesus, all right,

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01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:42,800
Speaker 1: coming up in forty nine, Thank you guys, coming up

1139
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:46,360
Speaker 1: water on him and lay him in that damn hey

1140
01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:51,439
Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have

1141
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:54,559
Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Crazy

1142
01:17:54,720 --> 01:18:01,400
Speaker 1: Harvey right after this. You're listening morning show. All right, Stephen,

1143
01:18:01,479 --> 01:18:03,800
Speaker 1: it's time to check your voicemail. If you want to

1144
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,960
Speaker 1: leave Steve a message, call us right now at eight

1145
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:09,120
Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine Steve and leave a message. Okay,

1146
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:13,439
Speaker 1: Hello Steve. This is Jeff James word from Louisville, Kentucky,

1147
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:18,200
Speaker 1: wishing you and your crew a happy holiday, stay safe

1148
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:21,120
Speaker 1: and God bless you height than. This is Tony Carr

1149
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,800
Speaker 1: from way across in Georgia. I just want to wish

1150
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:25,040
Speaker 1: you I'll have a blessing, merry Christmas and a happy

1151
01:18:25,120 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 1: New Year. Thank you, yo, Steve Harvey. This is Fred Robinson,

1152
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:33,120
Speaker 1: the Tampa area. I'd like to say Merry Christmas to

1153
01:18:33,280 --> 01:18:36,240
Speaker 1: you and the crew. All right, man, love you bro

1154
01:18:36,880 --> 01:18:40,960
Speaker 1: Hey listen, Steve, Philadelphia, FTA. You just wanted to see

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01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:43,559
Speaker 1: that he loves you at our worst time. Let's see

1156
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:49,800
Speaker 1: every morning. Keep it cool, keep keep it blessed. All right, Steve,

1157
01:18:49,840 --> 01:18:55,000
Speaker 1: it's time for your closing remarks. Um. Today I want

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01:18:55,040 --> 01:18:57,560
Speaker 1: to talk to you about a subject about how to

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01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:03,200
Speaker 1: succeed in spite of lack of support. Let me say

1160
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:10,360
Speaker 1: that again, how to succeed in spite of lack of support.

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01:19:11,800 --> 01:19:16,680
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard. It's hard, it really really is

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01:19:17,680 --> 01:19:21,400
Speaker 1: to make it without a support system. But it's doable.

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01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:26,240
Speaker 1: But even if you don't have support around you initially,

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01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:30,960
Speaker 1: you can find support because see, support doesn't have to

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01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:34,439
Speaker 1: be for your specific idea. It's just you just have

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01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:37,240
Speaker 1: to have someone to support the fact that you want

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01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:40,360
Speaker 1: to become better. So the best way to do that

1168
01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:44,320
Speaker 1: is surround yourself with some people who want to become better.

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01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,519
Speaker 1: You don't have to become better at the same thing

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01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:51,840
Speaker 1: or have the same interests, just the mere fact that

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01:19:52,040 --> 01:19:56,240
Speaker 1: everybody you start associating yourself with wants to be better.

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01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:00,799
Speaker 1: That is plenty of support the fact that nobody believes

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01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:06,640
Speaker 1: specifically in your dreams. Nah, you don't need that, But

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01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,800
Speaker 1: the fact that somebody will support your dreams no matter

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01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:13,760
Speaker 1: what they are, because you dad to dream them. That's

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01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:17,519
Speaker 1: what you're looking for. So don't get too bit out

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01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:20,400
Speaker 1: of shape when people don't support your dreams. A lot

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01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:24,639
Speaker 1: of times people don't support your dreams because they just don't.

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01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:30,080
Speaker 1: The first of all, they don't get it. God didn't

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01:20:30,080 --> 01:20:32,880
Speaker 1: give them the same vision he gave you. That's why

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01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,719
Speaker 1: sharing your dreams with people is so tough sometimes, because

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01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:38,719
Speaker 1: if you want to kill a big dream. I've often

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01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 1: said this many times before, but if you want to

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01:20:41,720 --> 01:20:43,960
Speaker 1: kill a big dream, didn't tell it to a small

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01:20:44,080 --> 01:20:47,840
Speaker 1: minded person. That's the fastest way to kill it. But

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01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:52,639
Speaker 1: you can also kill it by expecting them to see

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01:20:52,760 --> 01:20:58,080
Speaker 1: what you see, because they're not. They can't see what

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01:20:58,280 --> 01:21:02,080
Speaker 1: you see. God did not place it in their imagination.

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01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:10,280
Speaker 1: See your imagination is yours. Albert Einstein said, imagination is everything.

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01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:13,360
Speaker 1: It's the preview to life's coming attractions. One more time,

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01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:17,760
Speaker 1: Albert Einstein said, imagination is everything. It's the preview to

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Speaker 1: life's coming attraction. But your imagination is also the evidence

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Speaker 1: of things not seen, which is the second half of

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01:21:27,160 --> 01:21:30,559
Speaker 1: very very powerful scripture that says faith it's a substance

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Speaker 1: of things hope for and the evidence of things not seen.

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Speaker 1: Your imagination is the second half of description. When they

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01:21:40,560 --> 01:21:44,759
Speaker 1: say the evidence of things not seen, it's a reference

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Speaker 1: to your imagination. See, imagination is everything. It's the preview

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Speaker 1: the life's coming attraction. But your imagination comes from God.

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01:21:54,439 --> 01:21:57,000
Speaker 1: So it is the evidence of things not seen. And

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01:21:57,120 --> 01:21:59,880
Speaker 1: the reason they say is evidence of things not seen

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01:22:00,120 --> 01:22:03,160
Speaker 1: because your imagination, you're the only one that can see it.

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01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:07,320
Speaker 1: You can't expect nobody else to see it because God

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01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:10,800
Speaker 1: didn't put it in their head. But your imagination is

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01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:15,479
Speaker 1: actually a preview of a coming attraction that God has

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Speaker 1: for you. That's actually what your imagination is. If you

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Speaker 1: could wrap your mind around that concept, folks, it would

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01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:25,680
Speaker 1: serve you well. Because I used to did not understand

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01:22:25,800 --> 01:22:28,800
Speaker 1: my imagination. Why does it keep going to all of

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01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:32,360
Speaker 1: these places? Why does my imagination keep getting away from

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01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:35,840
Speaker 1: me like this man? My imagination wasn't getting away from me.

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01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:39,360
Speaker 1: It was taking me places. It was taking me places

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Speaker 1: through the form of imagination that I would dare to

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Speaker 1: dream of. My imagination was so explicit and so big.

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01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:51,639
Speaker 1: It had me seeing stuff in myself that it had

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01:22:51,720 --> 01:22:55,919
Speaker 1: me seeing stuff about myself that I didn't know about myself.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that my imagination would take me here.

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Speaker 1: And really, God has taken me further than my imagination

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01:23:05,400 --> 01:23:09,960
Speaker 1: because He has this thing called grace. So what it is,

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01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:15,880
Speaker 1: y'all is, look, how do you succeed in spite of

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01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:20,160
Speaker 1: lack of support your dreams, your vision, your imagination. Put

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01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:23,600
Speaker 1: him in front of you. Let that be your motivation.

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01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:29,000
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're not gonna get support. I don't get support

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01:23:29,080 --> 01:23:30,960
Speaker 1: for the majority of the things I offered to do,

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01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:35,360
Speaker 1: but I do it anyway. I step forward, I step

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01:23:35,439 --> 01:23:38,920
Speaker 1: out on faith. I jump, I take a leap. I

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01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:43,240
Speaker 1: hold my breath and as I'm falling, I start to breathing.

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01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:46,120
Speaker 1: And sometimes when I'm falling, I have to hold my

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01:23:46,240 --> 01:23:49,120
Speaker 1: breath because I feel like I'm gonna slam face first

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01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:52,080
Speaker 1: into the ground. But here he come, like he always do.

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01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:55,880
Speaker 1: He come get me every single time. And don't he

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01:23:55,960 --> 01:24:00,519
Speaker 1: come get you? Yes he does. That's it. I don't

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01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:02,840
Speaker 1: have no one today. I think I just wanted to

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01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,920
Speaker 1: say that to you, off, how do you succeed in

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01:24:06,120 --> 01:24:09,280
Speaker 1: spite of the lack of support. You just gotta go

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01:24:09,439 --> 01:24:12,200
Speaker 1: through it, man, and get yourself around some like minded

1237
01:24:12,280 --> 01:24:16,600
Speaker 1: people and who want to be successful. Not exactly what

1238
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,080
Speaker 1: you want to be, but that's all you need. That's

1239
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:22,200
Speaker 1: always stuff. I hope that was good. Absolutely, that was

1240
01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:25,639
Speaker 1: very good. That was very good, very good to sit down.

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01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:40,880
Speaker 1: Good for all. Steve Harvey contests no purchase necessary, void

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