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Speaker 1: Ridiculous crime. It's a production of Iheartradiot.

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Speaker 2: In the flesh right over here, that's me, the one

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Speaker 2: in the flesh bag. So Hey, I got a question

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Speaker 2: for you know what, daddy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I do know, it's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: What's that?

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Speaker 4: First?

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Speaker 3: Let me just crack open a brew. Oh, just an

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Speaker 3: old can of you who keep it fresh? Get some

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Speaker 3: warm coconut milk. The motto it was the industrial cleaner.

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Speaker 3: Uh are you familiar? I just had to crack a

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Speaker 2: I saw that.

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Speaker 3: Do you know Aldi? The disc story? Yeah, it's a

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Speaker 3: discount grocery store. If you look at their Wikipedia, it

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Speaker 3: says not at the top, not to be confused with

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Speaker 3: the automaker Audi. Okay for those who don't enounciate so Aldie, Right, okay,

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Speaker 3: that's that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: Below the mason that.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't my ridiculous too? Isn't that great?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: So Aldie? Did you know that they have an award

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Speaker 3: winning voove monsigner Champagne.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to know.

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Speaker 3: I'm not even saying it right. They have a champagne.

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Speaker 2: Look at them, Look at them, discount champagne, discount dry

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Speaker 3: And so, but you know the reason why I'm telling

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Speaker 3: you this is that they they made a special keepsake

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Speaker 3: version of it, an exclusive of a discount of a

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Speaker 3: discount champagne. Give me a guess, why do you think?

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Speaker 3: And they're gonna they're gonna have it at a store

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Speaker 3: in Manchester.

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Speaker 2: Is it a waterproof card for a bail bondsman?

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Speaker 3: No? Because you why why would they release a special

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Speaker 3: edition discount grocery.

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Speaker 2: I'm just praying this isn't a mashup.

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Speaker 3: It's four eight pounds.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Reunion Champagne. Yes, and I'm gonna have a sip of

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Speaker 3: you for that.

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Speaker 5: The discount Champaign in the spirit.

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Speaker 3: Of Oasis and so they say like, well, they're giving

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Speaker 3: away bottles nationwide via a free enter to enter, free

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Speaker 3: to enterprise draw. I can talk. And so shoppers can

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Speaker 3: be get a chance of winning by simply liking and

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Speaker 3: tagging a friend that they'd like to pop open a

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Speaker 3: bottle with on all these Facebook page because you know,

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Speaker 3: it's the cutting edge for the kids. Although I don't

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Speaker 3: know Oasis fans, they're older.

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Speaker 2: I don't think they're the kids.

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Speaker 3: Will They're on Facebook that was between the eleventh and

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Speaker 3: thirtieth of June, so you missed it.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, gotta start setting.

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Speaker 3: Do you know that? Okay? So that Champagne scooped top

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Speaker 3: industry honors, including the Drink's Business Global Champagne Master's twenty

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Speaker 3: twenty five and Supernova Champagne offers the same premium taste

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Speaker 3: limited edition packing.

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Speaker 2: Was the industry like places where you can find gas,

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Speaker 3: Julie Ashfield, chief commercial officer.

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Speaker 2: At all the UK, gives it.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't that's what it sounds like. She was like, oy hoy,

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Speaker 3: I was like, tell me about this. She said, we're

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Speaker 3: thrilled to launch super Nova Champagne, a special limited edition

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Speaker 3: that's how you say it. We're she said, the right way.

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Speaker 3: I'm just recounting we're offering shoppers a unique and memorable

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Speaker 3: way to raise a glass to this iconic moment in

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Speaker 3: music history. Do you think it's actually going to happen?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 3: Well, the tour is this going to be like a

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Speaker 3: Jane's addiction thing, like go to the early shows?

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Speaker 2: Definitely go to the early shows. I put money on that,

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Speaker 2: all right, So they may need the cash grab and

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Speaker 2: just muscle it out.

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Speaker 3: Are you feeling supersonic? Oh my goodness, you'd need some

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Speaker 2: I'm over here, just a wonderwalk, want of desire for

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Speaker 2: this life.

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Speaker 3: Don't Don't look back in anger? So I thought you'd

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Speaker 3: like that. You're you know, you told us the Oate

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Speaker 3: the story that one time I love them, I love them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they are fun.

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Speaker 3: And then it allowed me to crack open a can

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Speaker 2: In here, and I will admit I like a couple

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Speaker 2: of their songs. Don't tell me when I said.

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Speaker 3: That, I love don't look back in anger, and I

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Speaker 2: Oh, the Scottish tradition.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I love that.

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Speaker 2: So there you go.

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Speaker 3: That's I just took up a huge portion of time

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Speaker 2: Was ridiculous. Damn ridiculous it is. I was like family

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Speaker 2: fund size ridiculous.

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Speaker 6: It was.

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Speaker 2: Well, Elizabeth, I got something for you.

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Speaker 5: He got a second. You got a beverage cracked.

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Speaker 3: Listen, it's sweat and it's a cold.

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Speaker 5: Nice use it to chill your cabsa relax.

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Speaker 2: I got a great one. You know, in fact, I.

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Speaker 3: Never put you you who in your hair?

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Speaker 2: Have ever? It's I used to shampoo from seven to nine.

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Speaker 5: It was the only way they get me in a bathtubs.

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Speaker 2: You and then you.

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Speaker 3: Had ants all over you all during the day.

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Speaker 5: They call them my helpers make clean Elizabeth. They ate

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Speaker 5: all the crust.

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Speaker 2: Now, you know, in fact and fiction mix facts always

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Speaker 2: better than fiction.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I got another storytelling truth for you. It's one

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Speaker 2: that criminals should tell themselves. Frankly, I'm looking at it

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Speaker 2: for y'all. Uh Okay, here's what it is. If you're

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Speaker 2: on a heist team and you're involved in a crime

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Speaker 2: of the century. Yeah, your romantic partners are also part

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Speaker 2: of your heist team. Yeah, you better treat them right.

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Speaker 3: Who.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, this is Ridiculous Crime A podcast.

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Speaker 2: About absurd and outrages, capers, heist and cons. It's always

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Speaker 2: ninety nine percent murder free and one hundred percent ridiculous

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Speaker 2: to that. Cheers Elizabeth, Cheers Elizabeth. I got this epic

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Speaker 2: heist for you today.

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Speaker 3: I think it's hilarious that I'm just drinking.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, guzzling. I'm joying it. I'm actually kind of envious.

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Speaker 3: But you know, what carbonated beverages and telling stories?

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Speaker 2: Oh I can't wait for like yak two you excuse

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Speaker 2: me one more? All right, produce, can you remove that?

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Speaker 3: Wait to crush the can on my forehead?

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Speaker 2: Not my forehead. That's good improvement from last time. Now

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Speaker 2: you like that show money Heist.

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Speaker 3: Right, yeah, the Spanish Spanish.

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Speaker 2: Language heist show. Yeah right, well, buckle up, Buttercup. I

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Speaker 2: do not know, so go to that butter Cooper. So

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Speaker 2: this one is a real deal. The story that the

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Speaker 2: show is based on, right, and this heightst doesn't take

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Speaker 2: place in Spain or anywhere in Europa. It goes down Intina.

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Speaker 3: Oh really, and this is what they did they based this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll hear it. I mean like, yeah, so what

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Speaker 2: do you know about Argentina?

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Speaker 3: Don't cry for me. I just put that down there.

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Speaker 2: And then there's your unstoppable love of local football legend

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Speaker 2: Lionel Messi.

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Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, and uh.

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Speaker 2: Huge, that is actually authentic.

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Speaker 3: Good. I know some people from there they got like

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Speaker 3: they got like nine names. So awesome is it? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's like Maria Carmen, Yeah, like nine last names. No no, no,

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Speaker 3: they've got just their names.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, totally very cool. At in tradition like honor the

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Speaker 2: family and honor like where you're from.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.

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Speaker 2: Well, this brings us to the what the Argentines called

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Speaker 2: the Heist of the Century. Now, Elizabeth, I'd like you

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Speaker 2: to meet the mastermind of this epic heist, Senor Fernando.

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Speaker 2: He was fifty two years old at the time of

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Speaker 2: the heist, and he had this big, big idea. All right,

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Speaker 2: this is not uncommon for Fernando. He was what his

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Speaker 2: friends would call a free spirit. Yeah, as someone who's

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Speaker 2: been nicknamed a free spirit before, I know what that means.

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Speaker 2: It means he smoked a ton of pot, now, which

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Speaker 2: he did.

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Speaker 3: Just meant that, like he dressed in like a boho style.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, No, that's that's more boho.

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Speaker 2: We have words for that. Email someone a free spirit,

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Speaker 2: it means they smell like weed when they walk by. No, basically,

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Speaker 2: for now, he was a dreamy pothead. Right now, This

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Speaker 2: dude puffed tough. He was also a pot grower, like

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Speaker 2: he grew the good stuff in his apartment. Oh, which

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Speaker 2: may have explained why he painted the windows of his

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Speaker 2: apartment black. Or perhaps it was meant for him to

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Speaker 2: hide from the world. I do not know. Elizabeth, But

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Speaker 2: what I do know sensitive? Yeah, very very could be

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Speaker 2: photovoltaically center photo sensitive, phototic. He absorbs light and gives

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Speaker 5: Fernando was also a.

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Speaker 2: Nut for martial arts like cuckoo for it. He was

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Speaker 2: a part time martial arts instructor. Okay, And I should

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Speaker 2: point out he is not the first semi employed martial

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Speaker 2: maybe keep an eye out on your local martial arts

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Speaker 5: There's something I keep going down in there.

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Speaker 3: I love that he's just like getting high and kicking.

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Speaker 5: Exactly, and I smoke and I kick.

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Speaker 2: Now anyway, my man, the mastermind for Anando aroj was

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Speaker 2: a peculiar sort. Being semi employed as he was, he

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Speaker 2: ate when he was hungry, he slept when he was tired.

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Speaker 2: He smoked when he wanted to get high. He was

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Speaker 2: a man who lived by his own rules, Elizabeth, his

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Speaker 2: He read Eastern philosophy, listened to classical music. He was

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Speaker 2: partial to my man beats.

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Speaker 3: This is like the zeren Brunettes.

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Speaker 2: You see why I like this.

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Speaker 3: Do you have a secret dojo?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: I cannot kick I just now he did. Also, he

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Speaker 2: loved the genius the most. I mean, the guy loved

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Speaker 2: anything that was like clearly genius. He had a mind

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Speaker 2: right that was yearning for a challenge, and like many

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Speaker 2: bank robbers who appear on this show, he did his

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Speaker 2: research by watching movies out of Hollywood.

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Speaker 3: Oh nice.

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Speaker 2: Apparently the ouvra of Michael Mann is like a graduate

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Speaker 2: program for one of the bank robbery.

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Speaker 3: He's the popa apparently.

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Speaker 2: I mean yeah, because they all mention it. He did

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Speaker 2: the same thing. Now they may want to watch some

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Speaker 2: other films because they all seem to make appearances on

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Speaker 8: Wrong, Yes, exactly, ridiculously wrong.

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Speaker 3: Exactly.

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Speaker 2: So, while my man Fernando was getting high listening to

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Speaker 2: Beethoven's ninth and like watching Heat for the fifty eighth time,

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Speaker 2: he has his big, big idea, right, So what was

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Speaker 2: his big big idea? Great question was that's.

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Speaker 3: Such a good question.

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Speaker 9: Is it?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're good at this.

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Speaker 3: Oh, there's a better world, or you know what, I

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'm going to build myself in my shop.

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Speaker 3: Stop that because they're going underground.

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Speaker 3: Donna Tella Versace and they all dress like Janis from

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Speaker 2: Dude, spot you should be the mastermind.

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Speaker 3: I'm a dreamer.

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Speaker 2: Right now, he's going to use this. There's a sewer

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Speaker 3: It's one thing to imagine, oh, there's a sewer complex,

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Speaker 5: They see it.

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Speaker 2: Nasty, get a disease, you've never heard of the water.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's stuff moving.

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Speaker 2: Total stuff you don't even want to see moves down there.

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Speaker 2: So it's it's it's a different set of There's there's

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Speaker 2: carnivorous turtle. Tango are carnivorous turtles. There's tango rats aliens.

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Speaker 2: So mind, dude, this is two thousand and four. I

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Speaker 2: should have told you that different story, right, exactly, very

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Speaker 2: he tells his old friend, you will be my Lucius Fox.

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Speaker 2: Now that may mean nothing to you, Elizabeth. I'm betting

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Speaker 2: it doesn't because you don't watch superhero movies. Lucius Fox

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Speaker 2: I want to bat alibert. Yeah, it's like I want

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Speaker 2: I like that. I don't want to be Lucius Fox.

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Speaker 2: And also, though I should tell you this, he has

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Speaker 2: to the financial mistakes of others. Right, as he told

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Speaker 3: Yes, so generation can say that statement.

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Speaker 8: I watched the banks.

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Speaker 2: Take my father and grandfather's money through no fault of

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Speaker 3: Ready, we're going to be saying it.

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Speaker 2: So he decides a bank job will be a fair

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Speaker 3: I do love that. I love no violence and logistics.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna love this story. You really should be. So

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Speaker 2: the engineer's insistence and Fernando the Mastermind. He thinks about

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Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, we need guns, man, I mean like,

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Speaker 2: If we go in unarmed, it is practically guaranteed no

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Speaker 2: gonna look good for us. However, that requires more props

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Speaker 3: It's perfect.

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Speaker 2: I do love theater. So they get into it. They

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Speaker 2: They're like, oh, let me go dig the tunnel myself.

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Speaker 3: He's example perfect.

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Speaker 2: Elizabeth you get it. I do for months each night,

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Speaker 2: And if you're wondering how he explained his nightly absences

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Speaker 5: Digging a hole, plowing at earth.

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Speaker 2: Digging a tunnels no easy feet, as you know, and

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 2: So the engineer has a plan for all this. So

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Speaker 2: So for months, each night, armed with a hydraulic drill,

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Speaker 2: The mastermind, he used a bicycle, Elizabeth, what's my favorite

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Speaker 2: mathematical shape?

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Speaker 2: Right triangle the good guess though, they are my two

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Speaker 3: So they calculate this story about you.

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Speaker 2: So he calculates the length of the side A and

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Speaker 2: He measures his bike tire first, and then just like

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Speaker 2: They come up with the answers. Tunnel needs to be

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Speaker 3: Somewhere there's like a what year is it when you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there's like a math teacher who's just like, yes, yeah,

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00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,280
Speaker 3: it's like seeing I told you.

441
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,960
Speaker 2: I'm never going to need Yeah you are. You are

442
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,280
Speaker 2: going to need that one day when you try to

443
00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,000
Speaker 2: break into a back in Buenos Aires.

444
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,000
Speaker 3: Exactly a squord plus B squad squad.

445
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:24,200
Speaker 2: You guys, now that we have all the particulars and

446
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:26,520
Speaker 2: the math in place, yes, let's take a little break, okay,

447
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,600
Speaker 2: and after these messages we're gonna bust into this bell.

448
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,919
Speaker 5: Oh you better believe it.

449
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:53,359
Speaker 8: Oh Elizabeth, oh seven, we're back, Yeah, we are.

450
00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 2: Do you enjoying your time in Buenos Aires? I love

451
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,040
Speaker 2: it nice.

452
00:20:56,119 --> 00:20:56,920
Speaker 3: I never want to leave.

453
00:20:57,240 --> 00:21:00,119
Speaker 2: Well, now that our mastermind Fernando is mostly ready, he

454
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 2: needs to bring in the rest of the team. So

455
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,160
Speaker 2: the two old friends, do you think.

456
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,439
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, is it Sebastian is the amigo?

457
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the engineer.

458
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,119
Speaker 3: Do you think that when he comes home and his

459
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:14,480
Speaker 3: wife thinks, thinking he's coming home from his mistress, who

460
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 3: is this?

461
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:18,960
Speaker 10: She's into some weird swamp beast, And then it really

462
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,840
Speaker 10: affects her person her self esteem because she's like, why

463
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 10: is he stepping out with the swamp beast who's like

464
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 10: got crot and it smells.

465
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,040
Speaker 2: So bad in here, I will defecate on you. If

466
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,000
Speaker 2: that's what the problem is.

467
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:33,280
Speaker 3: Do you want me to stop showering, keep with the children?

468
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,440
Speaker 5: I will soil you.

469
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 3: She just sisters crying, like eyes closed, turned away from

470
00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:42,159
Speaker 3: him because she's like, he doesn't understand if you were

471
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,879
Speaker 3: truthful anyway.

472
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 2: So yes, I've been thinking, I'm sorry. So the two

473
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,160
Speaker 2: old friends, right, they're like, okay, we're gonna.

474
00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 8: He's the swamp beast, but I don't have.

475
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:57,920
Speaker 5: Sorry, they need to pick a team.

476
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 2: They imagine seven guys right there to there are two

477
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 2: of the seven, so they need five more guys that

478
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 2: they can trust. Oh that'll be key.

479
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, can you think right now of like six Okay,

480
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 3: you would have an engineer?

481
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 2: Sure?

482
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 3: Can you think of five other dudes that you would

483
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 3: bring into a heist?

484
00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 2: Trusted my life? And yeah I do. Unfortunately I know

485
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,359
Speaker 2: people like I don't, and I keep a list in

486
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 2: my head already. So yes, I have a heighst team

487
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,640
Speaker 2: ready to go in my mind.

488
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 3: This interesting.

489
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of roll like if any one of

490
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 2: them comes to me, they have like an easy we

491
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 2: got to do this one last job. I'm like, all right,

492
00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,560
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to explain this.

493
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,040
Speaker 3: It feel like me, Sarah T and my dogs.

494
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 5: That's a heap tight I like that. Fewer the better.

495
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 3: We're a precise team.

496
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:44,640
Speaker 9: Yeah.

497
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 2: You guys operate close inside like you don't need much.

498
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:49,560
Speaker 2: You don't need like an external like, oh, distractions and

499
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 2: all that other stuff. You know, you're getting close. You

500
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 2: get it done. Now. These guys they may need five

501
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,560
Speaker 2: guys they can trust with their lives and their futures, obviously,

502
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:01,160
Speaker 2: and if they can do that, a fortune awaits. The amazing,

503
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 2: the mastermind, the engineer. They drafted their team two veteran

504
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:08,920
Speaker 2: bank robbers, one named Ruben Alberto de Latre aka Beto

505
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 2: and his partner known as Doc. Okay, Yeah, so what's

506
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 2: up Doc. Back in the eighties and nineties, these two

507
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: have been in the same bank robbery heist gang that

508
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:22,680
Speaker 2: was nicknamed on the streets superbanda Superanda. So the gang

509
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,480
Speaker 2: made their name in the underworld starting back in the

510
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 2: eighties with the series Just Brazen Daytime bank Jobs, real

511
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,360
Speaker 2: robberies like he break in, hands in the air, We're

512
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 2: taking this stuff in Spanish, and in the nineties they

513
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,800
Speaker 2: graduated to shootouts with the police. Oh yeah, because they're

514
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:38,760
Speaker 2: like keeping up with the gangster. Everything's like, oh hey, man,

515
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 2: I've been listening to n WA. I know what happens now.

516
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 2: So that caught them real heat, right, and after some

517
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 2: bus and some time behind bars, the pair were out

518
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 2: again and now looking for some action.

519
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,840
Speaker 3: In two thousand and four, A high screw that's done.

520
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:56,399
Speaker 3: Time you have to you've screwed up before. Yeah, it's

521
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:57,080
Speaker 3: never been caught.

522
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: Sure, that's the ideal, But I mean, like, if you're

523
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 2: you also want a couple of experience, man, which means

524
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 2: they're gonna have they're gonna be busted. We differ there,

525
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: I guess is different.

526
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I understand your thinking.

527
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 2: I think that's really I want only pros.

528
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 3: I want to toties.

529
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,679
Speaker 2: Then, how do you know they really are who they

530
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 2: say that? How do you know they are who they

531
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:19,200
Speaker 2: really say they are? One thing about being a prison

532
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:19,920
Speaker 2: is somebody can.

533
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 3: Vouch because they let me do a ride along and

534
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,320
Speaker 3: I watched it.

535
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 2: You see them like, I want to see you job.

536
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,840
Speaker 2: Then you can be on my team. Addition, there you go, okay,

537
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,919
Speaker 2: you're like Drew Sky, you're like audition for me. Then

538
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: you can jump in.

539
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't even know what that means.

540
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 2: Yes, at this point, the heist crew is four people, right,

541
00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 2: and they round out their HEIGHTST team. They bring in

542
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 2: another cat name Julian, and this mystery man named Luis.

543
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 3: Or a Guayan anywhere is like a mask.

544
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: That's a that's the only thing we know is Luise.

545
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 3: The one of these crews has like one loose cannon

546
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 3: you got. Nobody's really sure where he came from. I

547
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: don't have his phone number.

548
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 2: No one knows his last name. Yeah, he doesn't have

549
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 2: a last name anymore. Ninety three years totally looks forty

550
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,439
Speaker 2: seven exactly.

551
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 5: You can do backflips.

552
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: So, now that they have their team in place, the

553
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,119
Speaker 2: HEIGHTST team needs funds to finance the list of items

554
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,120
Speaker 2: that they'll need for the because you know you're gonna

555
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,440
Speaker 2: need a powerful lance or the thermal jack. Oh wait,

556
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:16,120
Speaker 2: I got that backwards, the thermal lance, a powerful jack

557
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 2: jack boom.

558
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,679
Speaker 3: It takes money to make money, you.

559
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 2: Know how it goes. So for nand to the Mastermind,

560
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 2: he sells his car. So but that only gets him

561
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:25,920
Speaker 2: five grand and that's quickly spent. So they're like, we're

562
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 2: gonna need more than that. Got that bike yeah, and

563
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 2: he's like, probably sell some more pot. And they're like,

564
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 2: we're gonna need more than that, We're gonna need a backer.

565
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 2: And he's like, Okay, somebody in one of the guys

566
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 2: knows somebody. He's just I know, I got a I

567
00:25:37,600 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 2: got a money man. I know a guy. They're like really,

568
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:41,640
Speaker 2: He's like, oh yeah. Also he's not just a money man.

569
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:45,760
Speaker 2: He's a veteran bank robber. They're like, oh, perfect, he'dn't

570
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 2: understand what we're doing.

571
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,440
Speaker 3: Circle of life. He's going to reinvest his money exactly.

572
00:25:49,560 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 2: Doc's like, I know a guy, right, the perfect guy.

573
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 2: So this us this thief from Uruguay. Another guy from Uruguay.

574
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 2: His name was Luis Mario Viteti and now back in

575
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 2: the heyday working as a thief and a cat burglar

576
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:04,479
Speaker 2: in Argentina. His gnome to crime was the spider Man

577
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 2: of Buenos Aires. Another spider Man. Yeah, exactly. It's a

578
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 2: common nickname. If you're on you're clutching to the sides

579
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 2: of buildings, cat burglar, people are like, only no one

580
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 2: metaphor spider Man. That's spider Man. So back in the nineties,

581
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:21,520
Speaker 2: early as this is when this guy is operating. Now

582
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 2: it's two thousand and four. He's pretty much retired. He's

583
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,400
Speaker 2: not as thin as he once was, as he points out,

584
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 2: and this is also the result of all the cooke

585
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 2: he was doing at the time that he's no longer doing. Yeah,

586
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:36,159
Speaker 2: he's got his life in somewhat in order. He was

587
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 2: heading that direction, but he didn't get caught. No, he

588
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 2: he gotten caught, done his time inside, and now had

589
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,480
Speaker 2: mostly been laying low, avoiding any new crimes. I see

590
00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 2: they might put him back behind bars, but here was

591
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,520
Speaker 2: the score of a lifetime, Elizabeth, and he is the

592
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 2: spider Man of Buenos II.

593
00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:51,680
Speaker 3: One last score.

594
00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,360
Speaker 2: Pulls him in every time. Is he put it once

595
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,240
Speaker 2: a thief? I guess which is true. I mean, it's

596
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 2: kind of like, once you cross that line, you're like,

597
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: I can always stay on this side. After he's approached,

598
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 2: they tell him the audacious heist plan. He thinks about

599
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 2: it a piece, and he's like, I'm down. So now

600
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: they got a real vet on the crew. He offers

601
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 2: a crew one hundred large as financial backing one hundred dollars,

602
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 2: one hundred dollars, Elizabeth one hundred thousand dollars, and now

603
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 2: the heightst team they're rolling. They can get all of

604
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,080
Speaker 2: their powerful lances and thermal jets. I don't know why

605
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,360
Speaker 2: that kills me. To the engineering he gets to work

606
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 2: on problem solving the particulars of his planned heists. So

607
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 2: the plan calls for breaking open safe deposit boxes. And

608
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 2: we've talked about this science. It's the challenge. How do

609
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 2: you break them open? You only have so much time.

610
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 2: And you've told numerous stories at bank hest where they

611
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 2: focus on the safe deposit boxes.

612
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,960
Speaker 3: Yes, he's different, precise.

613
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,800
Speaker 2: Some of them are just they go in and wreckshops

614
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 2: big pride bars.

615
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, or they just blow it up or whatever. Yeah,

616
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,400
Speaker 3: there are a lot of ways to do in each

617
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,159
Speaker 3: of those boxes. Seems to be different.

618
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 5: Yes, totally keep that in mind. So the engineer is

619
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 5: having none of it.

620
00:27:54,119 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: He's like, you know what, I don't want a powerful

621
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 2: jack and a thermal lance. That's what they do over

622
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,440
Speaker 2: in the UK. I need to know what we're working

623
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 2: with here. So he takes a trip to the bank.

624
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 2: They pretend to be interested in renting a security box.

625
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 2: He takes notes on the model and the maker of

626
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,399
Speaker 2: the security deposit box. Then they contact the security deposit

627
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,560
Speaker 2: box maker and they order some boxes of their own.

628
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 2: But he practices.

629
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,400
Speaker 5: His method is on the exact model he'll be breaking into.

630
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 3: That's not suspicious. Like, I'm just a civilian going to

631
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,159
Speaker 3: order three I need like six box deposit boxes. Do

632
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 3: you have a bank?

633
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: No? I just I like practice.

634
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 3: You needs to come install them.

635
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 2: I'm a metal worker, thank you. But I felt like

636
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 2: an Elizabeth style answer to me. It makes me I'm

637
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,800
Speaker 2: like dynamite, which is not a good answer. His answer

638
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: is like, oh, get some boxes, practice on them, see

639
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:40,800
Speaker 2: what works.

640
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 3: That's pretty smart because like.

641
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 2: My idea, dynamite noisy, right, yeah, dangerous, you can blow

642
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 2: things up like your people.

643
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 3: Or and the stuff you're trying to steal totally.

644
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 5: And then there's the issue of smoke in a confined area.

645
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 3: That too old, you lose your hearing.

646
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 2: Oh my god, hearing a bad tonight. So also then

647
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: if you try, like oh the other idea, oh I

648
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 2: get a blowtorch, now you risk the build up of

649
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 2: toxic fumes in a confined space. So dynamite, monatorial plastic

650
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 2: both out. So what's the engineers and the disruptors totally problem?

651
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 2: I mean, we should always taking about integrin disruptors, who

652
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: were going to think about tomorrow's boys and their intocrine disruption.

653
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 2: No one going crime being done in banks.

654
00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 3: No one thinks of No, not.

655
00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,600
Speaker 2: You, but you you think about the future.

656
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 3: I'm the only one who cares anymore.

657
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 2: So what's the engineer's answer? Great question, Elizabeth, thank you job.

658
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 2: He went with a jackcamer but not like a jackcammer,

659
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 2: you think like the guy in the streets, like going

660
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 2: like he went with a smaller version, like think of

661
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 2: it more like a cattle prod, you know, like a

662
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 2: cattle prods will shoot a bar, like the one where

663
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: they put cows down with the jackhammer he selected could

664
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 2: be used to punch out a lock, just like in

665
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 2: like No Country for Old Melons that gun to dunk.

666
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 3: Frond do so somewhere between that and like a nerf gudle.

667
00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:01,120
Speaker 2: Basically, so he's got his jackhammer, nerve gun, cattle prod

668
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,959
Speaker 2: gun and baby he remember he's also he's a mechanic.

669
00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,080
Speaker 2: So he takes it apart and he breaks it down

670
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:09,680
Speaker 2: to its smallest pieces so it won't be cumbersome to

671
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 2: carry it in in the slippery sewer tunnels, and then

672
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 2: you can remake it inside once you're in the bank.

673
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 2: And so he's got this modular jack and he calls

674
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 2: it the power cannon.

675
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 3: Power cannon. So then I love this.

676
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 2: I thought you would. Next question, they have to deal

677
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 2: with the alarm system. How are they get around the

678
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: alarm system? None of them are the electric electrics electronics,

679
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:34,760
Speaker 2: electrics electronics. So don't worry, Elizabeth, though, my man, the Mastermind,

680
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 2: he got a plan for that. Bank alarms are set

681
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 2: when a bank is closed over the weekends, right, we

682
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: all know this, and then it's closed at the end

683
00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 2: of the business day and turned off at the beginning

684
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: of the business day. But bank alarms are not armed

685
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,960
Speaker 2: when the bank is open and doing business. True, that's

686
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 2: when they'd strike.

687
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 3: I like its logical boom.

688
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 2: So that's to minimize police response. They'll need a distraction,

689
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,720
Speaker 2: right because remember they need some theater, some drama. So

690
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:02,160
Speaker 2: the Mastermind got a plan for that. They'll stage a

691
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 2: second robbery as a diversion. No, if it all works

692
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 2: out as he plans for, none of the Mastermind estimated

693
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 2: they could pull about sixty million from this job. Wow, though,

694
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,520
Speaker 2: there's another problem. That's a lot of stuff, a lot

695
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 2: of physical.

696
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 8: Stuff to move.

697
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 2: How do they get it all out? Say they're lucky

698
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 2: enough to get all the way in, they break through

699
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 2: the power cannon.

700
00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 3: Word somehow people don't hear the power can ye now.

701
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 2: They totally Now they got to get out. How did

702
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 2: they get out? Remember? Their plan is like a hole

703
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 2: in the in the bank somewhere we put a hole.

704
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: That's the plan. So the mastermind's like I got discovered

705
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,840
Speaker 2: guys inflatable zodiac boats.

706
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 3: Love a good zodiac.

707
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 2: Don't drop him in the sewer tunnel and then zoom

708
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 2: to their escape that puppy exactly you know it from room.

709
00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:53,400
Speaker 2: So that meant they would need to also ensure the

710
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 2: water level and the sewer was high enough to operate

711
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: the sodet because the water levels rises and falls and

712
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:03,240
Speaker 2: contingent on storms and so forth, so they could reasonably

713
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 2: count on storm waters. But they didn't want to releasonly

714
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 2: count on anything. He didn't want to leave anything to chance.

715
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 2: So especially with all that weight loading it down. I mean,

716
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: when they got lucky and they got a real haul

717
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 2: and there's like only a couple inches of water, that

718
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:17,239
Speaker 2: could be a real problem. So engineers like I got

719
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 2: this one. He's got a solution what's the solution. Elizabeth

720
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 2: tell me, if you want to raise the water level,

721
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 2: you build a dam. So he's like, I'll build a

722
00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 2: damn col Yeah, but he's like, we can't build it

723
00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: where they'll find it. So he builds a modular dam,

724
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 2: just like the power can, and you can bring it in,

725
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:34,600
Speaker 2: set it up in pieces, put it together.

726
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 3: Thought he was just going to call everyone on the

727
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,719
Speaker 3: phone book and be like three two one flush.

728
00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,120
Speaker 2: That's a good one, like like a New York story.

729
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

730
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, so this one his damn quickly constructed the sewer,

731
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 2: he goes, it'll be arranged just in the days prior

732
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 2: to the robberies, the can get the water level up. Boom,

733
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 2: problem solved. Now, that's all that's left to do is

734
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 2: rob the bank. So the date they pick is January thirteenth,

735
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 2: two thousand and six. Okay, it's a workday, a Friday Friday,

736
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: which made it the thirteenth day of the year, Friday,

737
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 2: the thirteenth buddy. Yeah. That morning, the heist crew went

738
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 2: through their well practiced moves a few members of the

739
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 2: ice crew and met at a coffee bar. They passed

740
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,959
Speaker 2: around a tube of super glue and they took turns

741
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 2: gluing over their fingerprints and so their chips were smooth

742
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 2: and then would leave no fingerprints behind. After that, they

743
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,600
Speaker 2: loaded up into three stolen cars taking that same morning.

744
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,320
Speaker 2: So no reports yet. Okay, Huduliana Zella Chevria, he's the

745
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 2: getaway driver. He drove to the appointed exit spot, gets

746
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 2: into position. The engineer drives to the Peru Beach, which

747
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 2: is at the end of the sewer system. He hikes

748
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,160
Speaker 2: through the stink in the fetid, filthy water, and he

749
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 2: tests his luck on the slippery, slimy surfaces. But he's

750
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 2: really careful. He makes his way judiciously into the tunnel,

751
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 2: makes it to the bank. Meanwhile, the rest of the

752
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 2: ice crew they enter the bank. First of the door

753
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 2: is Rubin Alberto de la Torre ak Beto. Now he's

754
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 2: wearing a white lab coat dressed as a doctor on

755
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:59,760
Speaker 2: his way to work. Very disarming. Second through the door

756
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 2: was Doc who was not dressed as a doctor. He

757
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 2: was dressed as a bank robber. He was walked in

758
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,759
Speaker 2: wearing a balaclava face mask. When Beatos saw Doc Enter,

759
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 2: he pulls on his ski mask and pulls out a

760
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,400
Speaker 2: pistol and he let everyone see his gun, and he

761
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 2: announces this is a robbery. Now why he walked in

762
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: as a doctor all?

763
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,400
Speaker 3: You know, maybe he's like me. He likes a good costume, like.

764
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 2: He wanted to just walk in.

765
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 3: I think that was maybe I don't knowstory.

766
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,319
Speaker 2: So the engineer insisted that his gun was not real.

767
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: Remember that so Beato had taken a toy gun from

768
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 2: his nine year old son earlier that same morning. He's like, okay,

769
00:34:39,040 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 2: this is my gun. So around that same time, Luis

770
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 2: de Uruguayan and the former spider Man of Buenos Aires

771
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 2: Luise Bitdette aka the man who's later known as the

772
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 2: Man in the Gray Suit. They drive into the parking

773
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,279
Speaker 2: lot beneath the bank. Now their job is to bring

774
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,440
Speaker 2: in all the heavy tools, the jackhammer, the aka, the

775
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 2: power cannon, then the pears. They shut the door to

776
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 2: the parking garage, they lock it behind them them and

777
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 2: then they back the car up and block the door

778
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 2: so nobody can ram in. So now they got the

779
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,759
Speaker 2: tools in back door secured, they bound upstairs. They join

780
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 2: in on the robbery already in progress. So outside the bank,

781
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: Fernando the Mastermind, he parks his stolen car in front

782
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 2: of the bank. He pops on the emergency lights, lets

783
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,279
Speaker 2: them flash like I'm parking here so I'm waiting for

784
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 2: my wife or whatever, you know. And in the backseat

785
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 2: there are oil cans for an oil slick, and then

786
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:29,479
Speaker 2: strips of nails to punch your tires for cop cars

787
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 2: for any high speed pursuit.

788
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 3: Gadget totally.

789
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 2: Now, he never plans on using any of these measures.

790
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:38,800
Speaker 2: This is all theater. They are purely to confuse the cops.

791
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: The car is a dummy car, no yes, to give

792
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,000
Speaker 2: them the sketches of a story that will make sense

793
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 2: to them when they see it. They see the car

794
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 2: parked out front and assume that's the getaway car. And

795
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 2: now they've got them stuck, and.

796
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 3: They're like a doctor's involved something in case the hospitals.

797
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:56,400
Speaker 2: So once they have the setup going, Fernando the mastermind,

798
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 2: he walks confidently into the bank. Now they lock the

799
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 2: front door. Everything's going according to plan. Heist is rolling

800
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 2: like it's floating on German ball bearings. Phoebe's Elizabeth Phoebe,

801
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 2: So Fernando. Once he's in the bank, he walks in

802
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: wearing a blonde wig and a ski mask pulled over

803
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: the wig and a ball cap on top of the

804
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 2: ski mask layers layer character, right, his style is sub refuge.

805
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 2: So apparently they hadn't shown each other their robbery fits

806
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 2: because when the Mastermind walks in, one of the other

807
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 2: bank robbers as soon as he's a customer, puts a

808
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 2: gun to his head, tells him this is a robbery man,

809
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 2: and the Mastermind's like, Beato, it's me.

810
00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:37,240
Speaker 3: He's like, I didn't know you were a blonde exactly, Elizabe.

811
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 2: At this point you'll be able to follow the developments

812
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,719
Speaker 2: because it's essentially the plot of the bank robbery from

813
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:44,879
Speaker 2: the show Money Heist. Yeah, there's the charming police negotiator,

814
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 2: the presumptive team leader, Lewis Viteta aka the man in

815
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 2: the gray suit. Yeah, he's the one, and there's also Lewis,

816
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: the ourguayan, and Beto. They're on crowd control. So you

817
00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 2: remember those guys the show that leaves Doc to go

818
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,400
Speaker 2: downstairs and let the engineer into the bank from the tunnel.

819
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 2: So he's like, you know, they're the the high team,

820
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,600
Speaker 2: but the real core team. And it wasn't like there

821
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 2: was a door, there was a wall. When he gets

822
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: down there and on the other side of was the

823
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 2: end of the tunnel that he had drilled right up

824
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 2: within a couple of inches. So now they have to

825
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 2: break down the well. The engineer awaits totally doc basically

826
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: hammers it through and then the thins the wall from

827
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 2: the other side of the tunnel and boom, engineers led

828
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 2: into the bank. So now the team, save for our

829
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 2: getaway driver, they were all in the bank doing their

830
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: pre assigned roles. Now it's time to bring the police

831
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 2: in to play their pre assigned role.

832
00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 3: Oh man.

833
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 2: The call to the cops come in around twelve thirty

834
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 2: on the Fateful Friday, the thirteenth in January. A bank

835
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 2: robbery is going down in San Isidro, which the cops

836
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 2: know is a wealthy suburb of Buenos Aires, so they're like, oh,

837
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 2: we better rush there.

838
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:43,959
Speaker 4: Sure.

839
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 2: So it's just to the north of the city and

840
00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 2: so the bank is this two story building with the

841
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 2: parking garage underneath. And so with the police arrive, the

842
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:52,960
Speaker 2: robbers have yet to flee. I mean their car is

843
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: right out in front, but the worst flashing yeah oh boom,

844
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 2: they're caught inside. So Vedette, the man in the gray suit.

845
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:02,240
Speaker 2: He's tasked with negotiating with the police. He throws himself

846
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 2: into the role. He loves it, just like the guy

847
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,040
Speaker 2: in Money. Heis. He's a bigger than life character. For

848
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 2: his disguise, he wore a gray suit. He wanted to

849
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 2: be a businessman. To top it off, he added a

850
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 2: big fake mustache on top of that, a yamica, a

851
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 2: big mustache, yamaka, and a gray suit. Quite the look.

852
00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 2: It's like he's David Byrne and Frank Zappa had a

853
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,360
Speaker 2: devout Jewish love child. So meanwhile, the police do what

854
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:29,240
Speaker 2: they do best. They follow their official bank robbery playbook.

855
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 2: They establish a perimeter, they create a command center, They

856
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 2: arrange snipers in case they can get a clean shot.

857
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 2: At this point, the man in the gray suit takes

858
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,880
Speaker 2: over the show. He becomes Walter, the man in the

859
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,200
Speaker 2: gray suit, and he's talking to the police. He's like

860
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: teasing them, he's flirting with them. He's doing it all right,

861
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 2: And there's TV cameras now arriving, so he's playing to

862
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 2: them and he's like he's making sure the cops have

863
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: good quotes, and he's just the guy is hamming it

864
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,520
Speaker 2: up right. But he also at the same time is

865
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 2: acting like their bank robbery plants have gone south, and

866
00:38:57,360 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: he now must negotiate his way out of bloodshed because

867
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 2: they caught them with their car parked out front. You've

868
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,399
Speaker 2: got our get on the car. We got hostages. Yeah,

869
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: so it gives the cops some proof that we are

870
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,760
Speaker 2: good people, as he put it, he lets the security

871
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 2: guard go. He's like, look, take care of the security guard.

872
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 2: This show of good faith. It works to buy the

873
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 2: bank robbers time and it earns the police trust. But

874
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 2: to the heist crew, this move was a major coup

875
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 2: because now they've removed the only real gun in the bank,

876
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 2: right right, So now that the restaurant toys and none

877
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: of the hostages know that, but the bank robbers do.

878
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 2: So the security guard reaches the police, he tells them

879
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 2: what he knows. He's like, okay, there's a guy in

880
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,280
Speaker 2: there with the big mustache and yamica he's in charge.

881
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 3: And yeah what.

882
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,080
Speaker 2: And there's another guy he's a doctor and he joined

883
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 2: the heist team, I think, and he's also there. They

884
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 2: have guns, they're well armed, but they're very calm. But

885
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,760
Speaker 2: the robberies botched. So you know, there's a lot of hostages.

886
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 2: Who knows what will happen. The police are like, oh darn,

887
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,480
Speaker 2: this is not good. It is exactly what we don't want,

888
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 2: well armed, scared people who make no sense to us. Right,

889
00:39:55,680 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 2: So ten minutes later, some police negotiations go on between

890
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:01,120
Speaker 2: the man and the gray suit. This is a second hostage,

891
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: another show of good faith, and then a third hostage,

892
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 2: and then a fourth hostage. He's just popping people out, right.

893
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,400
Speaker 2: This is all very intentional. The Mastermind figures that the

894
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 2: police will think that they were doing well, they're making progress,

895
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,479
Speaker 2: saving people one at a time, and this will also

896
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 2: lower their guard and make them overconfident. It would also buy.

897
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 5: The bank robbers the time they need.

898
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,880
Speaker 2: Has the police negotiate for yet another hostage to be released,

899
00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 2: And just like in money heist, the real life Mastermind

900
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 2: he wanted to play into the tendencies the biases of

901
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,359
Speaker 2: the police so to make them feel superior and these

902
00:40:31,440 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 2: robbers as inferior and idiots. So, as he told his

903
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: heighst team, the goal was quote, we must look nervous

904
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,280
Speaker 2: and stupid, like we're losing control. And that's like pretty

905
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 2: much dialogue for money out.

906
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

907
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, So this stratagem is intended to play out before

908
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 2: the many TV crews whose cameras are aimed at the bank.

909
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 2: So to the cameras, what they're doing releasing hostages tells

910
00:40:50,520 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 2: a different story. It's not that they are you know,

911
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 2: good faith or not. It shows that they're compassionate. Yeah,

912
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 2: so this wins them viewers back home like faith in them,

913
00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:00,359
Speaker 2: and then they start becoming these folk heros. Also they

914
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,719
Speaker 2: want to save innocent people from possible violence. They look

915
00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 2: like the good guys and the cops are the violent ones. Like,

916
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 2: we know the cops are gonna break in, so we're

917
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: gonna release people, but we have to hold some, you know,

918
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 2: all the real everyday Argentines. They fall for them. They

919
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 2: go like, as the mastermind says, they must have sympathy

920
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:18,239
Speaker 2: for us, and boom it works. So now the free

921
00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 2: hostages is playing out in real time and at this

922
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 2: point the standoff has lasted six hours. There's now twenty

923
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 2: three hostages inside the bank with the five armed bank robbers.

924
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:30,560
Speaker 2: The man in the gray suit is still holding cart

925
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,800
Speaker 2: with the police, negotiating both the release of more hostages

926
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 2: but also the eventual surrender of the bank. He's telling

927
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 2: them this will be yours. We just have to calm

928
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: to everything down. These are thrilled. They're like, okay. Good.

929
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:42,759
Speaker 2: In the meantime, the man in the gray suit, he's like, hey,

930
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 2: we're kind of hungry though, could you like order a

931
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 2: mess of pizzas, have them delivered to the bank. We'll

932
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 2: send somebody out, and you know, the hostages, they are

933
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:50,959
Speaker 2: getting hungry. We want to look out for them. Police

934
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 2: are like, O, of course, they agree. The pizzas are ordered.

935
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 2: Then the police they call back, Hey, pizzas they get

936
00:41:56,920 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: they are on their way. No response the police. There's

937
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 2: no one in the bank is answering the phone. So

938
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,320
Speaker 2: they call back, Okay, the pizzas are here, send a

939
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:08,439
Speaker 2: guy out. No response. The police of snipers, they see nothing.

940
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 2: TV cameras see nothing. The police and the command centers,

941
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 2: they're confused. What has happened to the bank robbers? Do

942
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,000
Speaker 2: they panic and just like kill the hostages like and

943
00:42:17,080 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 2: then themselves and think a weird like psycho killer things?

944
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 2: Why are they suddenly.

945
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 5: Silent with pizza on the way with the pizzas?

946
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:26,560
Speaker 8: Who doesn't love pizza out here?

947
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,719
Speaker 2: Well, since the cops are confused, that's where I'm going

948
00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 2: to leave you, Elizabeth. Well, we take a break, and

949
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 2: after this raft of messages, we'll be back to sort

950
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: out truth from fiction and figure out what happened to

951
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,479
Speaker 2: the disappearing bank high screw.

952
00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 3: I love this.

953
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,279
Speaker 2: We're back, Elizabeth. Yeah, we are ready to hear how

954
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,120
Speaker 2: this one plays out. Yes, so where were we?

955
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 3: They brought pizza in? No one was answering.

956
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 2: That's right, please start right out. Sniper's in position, hostages

957
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 2: release get pizza's getting.

958
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,680
Speaker 3: Cold, No one's paid. The pizza guy tever.

959
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 2: You guys waiting around for a tip? Oh yeah, then

960
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 2: he got no response. So co what's happening inside? Well

961
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 2: Viteta aka the man in the gray suit, the police negotiator.

962
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 2: He tells the hostages just before the pizza's on its way.

963
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 2: Pizza's on its way, I need you guys to go

964
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 2: get into uh, Like, you know, we're gonna have a

965
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 2: little meeting and then we're gonna move you guys. But

966
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,640
Speaker 2: first we're gonna have a meeting, So you guys chill.

967
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 2: We'll move you in a second, and then we'll have

968
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,280
Speaker 2: the pizza broad in. They're like, okay, thinking about the pizza.

969
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 3: Do we get any of the pizza?

970
00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? They're like no, The pizzas for y'all right, and

971
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,680
Speaker 2: he's like, but if, by the way, if the hostages

972
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,240
Speaker 2: move while I'm away talking to my guys, I'll execute

973
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 2: all of you, right, I'll shoot that person. I'll just

974
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,160
Speaker 2: keep shooting until, like you know, they're like, okay, we

975
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 2: get it. Pizza bullets and we'll take pizza. So that

976
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 2: keeps the hostages in check right now. Meanwhile, at this point,

977
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 2: it's about three thirty in the afternoon, right, so the

978
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 2: hostages they have to be actually really hungry and they're

979
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:06,240
Speaker 2: hoping they can live through this, so they they're happy

980
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: to do as as they're told. Elizabeth, I also have

981
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 2: to tell you the truth. Just like in money heist,

982
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 2: there was no meeting. It was a fake. They were

983
00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 2: faking out the hostages, just like the fake guns. It

984
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 2: is all part of their plane. The engineer had been

985
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 2: given two hours by the mastermind to clear as many

986
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 2: security deposit boxes as he could. After ninety minutes of

987
00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:26,960
Speaker 2: punching open boxes with his handmade power can, the riches

988
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 2: are stacking up right, and Fernando has given the signal

989
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:33,080
Speaker 2: bag it up start our escape. Whoa right, and they're diligent.

990
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 2: They have like you know, real responsibility to the plan.

991
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 2: The engineer nods begins to disassemble as power cannon. The

992
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,839
Speaker 2: others bag up their booty. They lower the bags down

993
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 2: to Luis the Uruguayan who's in the sewer balancing on

994
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 2: one of the Zodiac boats right, and they've got like

995
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,720
Speaker 2: a pulley system arranged, so they're just lowering it down. Meanwhile,

996
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,439
Speaker 2: once the power can is disassembled, the engineer he starts

997
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 2: assembling a few bombs to leave behind. Oh whoa, the

998
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 2: bombs are fake. The time consuming distraction for the police

999
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 2: stuff to bring in the bombs and then clear the building.

1000
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 3: That is smart.

1001
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 2: So yeah, then they clean up, they sweep up, and

1002
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 2: they like bleach everything down, and then they join the

1003
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 2: others in the sewer. So now Doc in the mastermind.

1004
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 2: They after they spray the bleach to ruin any forensic

1005
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 2: evidence they might leave behind, any stray DNA, they pop

1006
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 2: open bags of hair that they've collected from a local

1007
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 2: barbershop floor and they dust the area with misleading hair.

1008
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 3: And that's super genius, except for if you're the guy who.

1009
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 2: Got there truly and you got a record and they

1010
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 2: just come around here.

1011
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 3: Or they start using like familial DNA. So it's like

1012
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 3: your uncle did the twenty three and me, and all

1013
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 3: of a sudden, they got they got you, I got you,

1014
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 3: and you just wanted a haircut.

1015
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 2: I just wanted to hide and tight. So lastly, now

1016
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 2: at this point, they clean up the basement. They sweep

1017
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,359
Speaker 2: up there and up to where the hole was cut

1018
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,560
Speaker 2: for the tunnel, and this is cut in the wall, right,

1019
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: They didn't cut down, they cut into the wall. So

1020
00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,960
Speaker 2: they uh, well, they basically they pull a heavy cabinet

1021
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 2: unit and they obscure the hole in the wall and

1022
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,600
Speaker 2: they've swept up. So now you wouldn't know there was

1023
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 2: a bank robbery because you wouldn't find that hole in

1024
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 2: the wall unless you knew there was a bank robbery

1025
00:46:09,080 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 2: and you needed to move that cabinet to possibly otherwise

1026
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: be huge. It could be years before you notice that

1027
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 2: there was this hole. And so at this point it's

1028
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,600
Speaker 2: time to flee. The mastermind considered what the police response

1029
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 2: would be. Remember he's got a plan for everything. He

1030
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 2: calculated there's a police figured out that the bank robbers

1031
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 2: have escaped into the tunnels. Naturally they'll flee to the

1032
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 2: end of the tunnels out to Peru. Beach, you know,

1033
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 2: so he has the opposite. He has the heightht crew

1034
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 2: flee on Zodiac boats into the city service system, deeper

1035
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: into the city. That's the plan. So do you think

1036
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 2: it worked?

1037
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:41,720
Speaker 3: Sure? Well, no, you're telling me the stories.

1038
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 2: Rather than answer that, Elizabeth, I'd like you to close

1039
00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: your eyes well as I'd like you to picture it.

1040
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:01,160
Speaker 2: It's Friday, the thirteenth January two thousand and six, and you, Elizabeth,

1041
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 2: are enjoying the peace and quiet of the Buenos Aris

1042
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 2: sewer system. This may sound odd, but when you consider

1043
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 2: the fact that you, Elizabeth, or an Argentine horned frog,

1044
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 2: it's not that odd. Aka the pac Man frog, nicknamed

1045
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,319
Speaker 2: for your huge head and ever hungry mouth. Your method

1046
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: of feeding is to stay deathly still, unmoving like a

1047
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:24,280
Speaker 2: statue of a frog, until you spy food flying above

1048
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: or floating past, and then you strike but the speed

1049
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 2: of a lightning flash. At the moment you're standing dead

1050
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,840
Speaker 2: still as you do because you're hungry, You're eagerly waiting

1051
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 2: for some insect to go winging past. And that's when

1052
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,960
Speaker 2: you hear it, a splashing sound. You turn your enormous

1053
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 2: head to see what the noise is all about. That's

1054
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,360
Speaker 2: when you spoil. Five men take turns climbing down a

1055
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 2: ladder and dropping into a pair of waiting zodiac boats

1056
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 2: floating there in the still and the dark of the sewers.

1057
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,840
Speaker 2: You never expect to see that. You take stock of

1058
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,640
Speaker 2: the situation. You're wondering if you'll need to flee, or

1059
00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 2: if they might scare up some lunch with all their activity.

1060
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,720
Speaker 2: You decide to wait and walk. The five men speak

1061
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 2: in hushed tones. They move quickly efficiently. They load bags

1062
00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 2: of stolen loot into the second of the zodiac. It

1063
00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 2: seems to act as a trailer. One man stands organizing

1064
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,120
Speaker 2: the action, But sadly, the men scare up no flies

1065
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: or other winged lunch for you. Instead, they pile heavy

1066
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 2: bags of loot. When they're done, one of the men

1067
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 2: yanks on the engine's pull cord. Yanks nothing.

1068
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 5: He yanks the cord again, yank again nothing. The man

1069
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 5: yanks hard again, yanks.

1070
00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 2: Still nothing, and again yank nothing. The boat motor is

1071
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 2: now flooded. This is when you really get hopeful for

1072
00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 2: a free lunch. Because you watch the standing man, the

1073
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,399
Speaker 2: one ordering the others. He seems prepared for this boat

1074
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 2: motor failure. He has a plan for it. He calmly

1075
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 2: reaches down and hands out paddles to the other men

1076
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:55,240
Speaker 2: without delay. The men splash the paddles into the fetid

1077
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,080
Speaker 2: sewer water and start paddling. This stirs up some action.

1078
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 2: A mosquito take swing near you and flaps into the

1079
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,919
Speaker 2: air with a well practiced suddenness. You leap into the air,

1080
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,200
Speaker 2: powered by those spring legs of yours. Your pack man

1081
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 2: mouth yawns open, and with one skilled gulp, down goes

1082
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 2: the mosquito. It's not much of a meal, but it's

1083
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:17,839
Speaker 2: a nice light snack with a tiny splash. You land

1084
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,920
Speaker 2: in the shore wall just before the lead zodiac glides past.

1085
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,839
Speaker 2: The trailing zodiac with all the stolen loop glides over

1086
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 2: the top of you before you resurface. When you finally resurface,

1087
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:28,920
Speaker 2: you look to see if the men are gone. The

1088
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: sewer is once again dark, mired in shadow, but you

1089
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 2: can still make out the back of the men as

1090
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:37,400
Speaker 2: they paddle to freedom. A bit curious, you swim after them.

1091
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,919
Speaker 2: Perhaps they'll scare up another free lunch. After about ten

1092
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 2: blocks of swimming, the men stop paddling. There's a rope

1093
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,920
Speaker 2: ladder dangling down the side of the sewer. The men

1094
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,480
Speaker 2: use their paddles to slow the zodiacs. The men use

1095
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 2: a pulley system to load the heavy bags of stolen

1096
00:49:53,239 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: loop up to the open manhole above. A soft column

1097
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 2: of reflected and refracted light illuminates the sewer. Once the

1098
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:03,280
Speaker 2: bags are all loaded up into the van parked above

1099
00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: the manhole, you watched as the five men, one after

1100
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 2: the other, climbs up the rope ladder. The last man

1101
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:13,560
Speaker 2: pulls the ladder up behind him. The manhole covers slid

1102
00:50:13,680 --> 00:50:17,960
Speaker 2: back into position. The shaft of light disappears. All is

1103
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 2: dark and quiet yet again. In the sewer. It's just

1104
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 2: you and the abandoned zodiac boats. They continue to float,

1105
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,520
Speaker 2: pushed along by the current that runs on to the beach.

1106
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: You turn and PLoP back down into the sewer. One

1107
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:31,800
Speaker 2: there you go.

1108
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,360
Speaker 3: It's amazing boom.

1109
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 2: They had done it. That's how the bank robbers made

1110
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,320
Speaker 2: their daring escape. It's so genius, right, he had a

1111
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 2: plan for the failure.

1112
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,400
Speaker 3: Everything he thinks of everything.

1113
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 2: So meanwhile, after their full day of negotiations, the hostage

1114
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 2: releases the pizza. Three hours of radio silence and a

1115
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 2: bunch of pizza left to go cold. The police in

1116
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 2: the command center decided it was time to bust in

1117
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 2: and see what's up with these banks.

1118
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 3: And you know they're so nervous about this.

1119
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 2: Well, they've had problems in the past with like shootouts

1120
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 2: and hostages, and so they were worried about a repeat.

1121
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,000
Speaker 2: And like also they're worried maybe they killed all the

1122
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 2: hostages in some desperate political move and it make the

1123
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,840
Speaker 2: bosses look bad, Like it's a lot of words. A

1124
00:51:09,960 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 2: team of militarized special Force police officers assemble and the team, uh,

1125
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,560
Speaker 2: they go over their breach plans. They didn't dare want

1126
00:51:17,560 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 2: to risk any of the hostages, right because, as I said,

1127
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 2: that had happened in the past. Yeah, So at seven pm,

1128
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 2: the police bust through the doors. They enter the bank.

1129
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 2: They expect a response, like perhaps a shootout. There's nothing,

1130
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 2: no response. The police they look for the hostages. They

1131
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 2: locate the hostages. No one's hurt. But they're in three

1132
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 2: different groups and three different floors of the bank. As

1133
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 2: I said, none of them are hurt. That's good, right.

1134
00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 2: The police. Now they search for the bank for the

1135
00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 2: HEIGHTST team, Like, well, where are these guys? Yeah, we

1136
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 2: got all this pizza. So they check all the floors,

1137
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:48,040
Speaker 2: they find Nana down in the bank's fault. They find

1138
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,520
Speaker 2: the emptied security deposit boxes. They're like, ooh, one hundred

1139
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 2: and forty three punched open. The score is likely huge, right,

1140
00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:58,040
Speaker 2: but no one knows for sure because as we've said

1141
00:51:58,080 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 2: in the past, and people won't say what was in

1142
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 2: that now what the cops did know for sure, but

1143
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 2: there was absolutely no signs of the bank rubbers. I

1144
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 2: mean na. The bank had two exits, the cops had

1145
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 2: had both of them underwatched the entire time. The banks

1146
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: had windows, none of which have been opened or broken.

1147
00:52:12,360 --> 00:52:15,480
Speaker 2: There was no clear evident way for how the thieves escaped.

1148
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 2: The cops double checked the hostages. I bet that's where

1149
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,879
Speaker 2: they're hiding. They're hiding in there, so maybe the bank rubbers, right. Nope,

1150
00:52:21,960 --> 00:52:25,040
Speaker 2: they pull off some magic trick apparently and just disappeared.

1151
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 2: So the only real clues that the cops find is

1152
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 2: just a pile of toy guns and a note tacked

1153
00:52:32,560 --> 00:52:35,320
Speaker 2: up on the wall. The handwritten note reads, in a

1154
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:39,920
Speaker 2: neighborhood of rich people without weapons or grudges, it's just money,

1155
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 2: not love. Oh my god, that's it. That's all the

1156
00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 2: cops have to go on, this little phrase of poetry

1157
00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 2: and some toy guns. To say that the cops are

1158
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:52,040
Speaker 2: embarrassed is an understanding. It's all on national TV at

1159
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,840
Speaker 2: the same being aired live, and they come out empty handed,

1160
00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:59,080
Speaker 2: like we don't know everyone's expecting this culminating end.

1161
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:02,399
Speaker 3: Focus on the hostages are all alive.

1162
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 2: Exactly, we saved everybody, Like where are the don't we

1163
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,400
Speaker 2: saved everybody?

1164
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 3: Don't come in here, you don't want to see what's

1165
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 3: in here.

1166
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:13,319
Speaker 2: So the heighthst crew meanwhile had made it safely back

1167
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: to their crime lair and they were like, you know,

1168
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 2: their underground like teenage mutant ninja dojo, and they were

1169
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 2: like watching the news of the bank robbery as the

1170
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 2: eight you guessed it pizza and they celebrated this with

1171
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,600
Speaker 2: their success, right. They they'd done it. Most importantly, they

1172
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 2: gotten away with it without leaving a single clue. The

1173
00:53:30,760 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 2: next day, the engineer he took all the stolen credit

1174
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 2: cards that they pulled from the bank job and he

1175
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 2: sprinkled them around the city. This was to create a

1176
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 2: false trail for the police to follow, because every time

1177
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 2: some kid or street punk used one of the stolen cards.

1178
00:53:42,680 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 2: The police send out an investigative team. This muddy is

1179
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:45,919
Speaker 2: the water.

1180
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,600
Speaker 3: He was keeping credit cards and they're safe deposit books.

1181
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:52,879
Speaker 2: I'm thinking he took them from the hostages that any time.

1182
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,280
Speaker 2: That never made clear in the news stories, but I'm guessing.

1183
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:00,200
Speaker 2: So meanwhile, the Argentine press they report on this story, right,

1184
00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 2: and then they're loving it. It's such an embarrassment and

1185
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 2: it's such as great ratings grabbers. The news was that

1186
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 2: the high crew walked off with an estimated twenty million

1187
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:11,200
Speaker 2: in cash and jewels and other valuables. Quite the hall.

1188
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 2: They also they pulled from the rich. So most of

1189
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:16,239
Speaker 2: the Argentine people had just come through this crazy you know,

1190
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 2: monetary collapse, or they don't feel bad about the victims.

1191
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:20,880
Speaker 2: It wasn't that they went and you know, rated a

1192
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 2: local bank. Yeah, it was like from a really nice

1193
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 2: part of towns. We're like, oh, well, they can afford

1194
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:27,279
Speaker 2: to lose it. Nobody got shot, so they become these

1195
00:54:27,320 --> 00:54:30,239
Speaker 2: folk heros, right, and it seems like they're gonna get

1196
00:54:30,280 --> 00:54:32,719
Speaker 2: away with it. The police have no leads. They even

1197
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 2: admit it.

1198
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 5: We got Zilch right, and it sure seems like the

1199
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,120
Speaker 5: mastermind the engineer.

1200
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 2: They had done it. They pulled off a perfect heis, Elizabeth,

1201
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:43,280
Speaker 2: we never talk about this. Their teenage mute Ninjab Turtle

1202
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 2: Donna Tello project worked brilliantly like Cowabunga.

1203
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 6: Dude.

1204
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 2: Now we may be asking yourself, but Saren, then why

1205
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 2: are they on this show?

1206
00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 3: Did they just call you and tell you their story?

1207
00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,279
Speaker 2: I just read, yeah, I heard from in the underground, Aaron,

1208
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 2: you should tell this story. So one time where we

1209
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:00,360
Speaker 2: got away man.

1210
00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:02,720
Speaker 3: You're bad boy, Robert guy meetings.

1211
00:55:04,920 --> 00:55:06,200
Speaker 2: My turn to bring sliced oranges.

1212
00:55:06,280 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 3: They were the keynote speakers.

1213
00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 8: They were it was we.

1214
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 2: All wanted to hear like somebody did it right. So

1215
00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 2: the issue is, by the way, great question, Elizabeth, that

1216
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 2: you eventually see that they did get caught and how

1217
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:20,279
Speaker 2: it all came undone was one hundred percent ridiculous. Do

1218
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,000
Speaker 2: you remember what I set up top? Like I said

1219
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 2: something if you're on a high crew, so is your

1220
00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:25,400
Speaker 2: romantic partner? You remember that?

1221
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 6: Oh yeah?

1222
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 2: So the bank robber nicknamed Beto, he had a wife.

1223
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 2: Trouble was he also had a girlfriend, and after he

1224
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 2: made a big score, it wasn't his wife who we

1225
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,960
Speaker 2: planned to run away with instead, he selected his girlfriend.

1226
00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 2: Trouble was, his wife knew it. Furthermore, she knew all

1227
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 2: about the bank job and the heist crew. His other

1228
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 2: big mistake was he showed her his take, so when

1229
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 2: he discovered some of it missing, he accused her of

1230
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,839
Speaker 2: stealing from him. Now she's got evidence that can place

1231
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,200
Speaker 2: him at the crime, which is just a bustle, a

1232
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,239
Speaker 2: tat ironic that he's mad that someone stole from him,

1233
00:55:57,239 --> 00:56:01,160
Speaker 2: but she denies it. She says, it wasn't me, baby,

1234
00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 2: I do know what you're talking about. It must have

1235
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 2: been one of the kids or whatever. I don't know

1236
00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:05,960
Speaker 2: what she said. Right. The couple a fight after that.

1237
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 2: He's like, you know, I don't know how bad it was,

1238
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 2: but they fight, and after that he left her in

1239
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:15,759
Speaker 2: a position where she was looking for some kind of revenge. Yeah,

1240
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 2: and she knows he's going to leave her. So five

1241
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:20,480
Speaker 2: weeks after the bank job goes down, Beato's driving around

1242
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 2: with his girlfriend in the car. He sees police lights

1243
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:25,959
Speaker 2: in his rear view mirror. He didn't run, he didn't

1244
00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:28,600
Speaker 2: like slam it, yeah, tear off. No, he pulls over

1245
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,440
Speaker 2: and that was all she wrote, Elizabeth.

1246
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 6: Maybe maybe he started the fight with her and accused her,

1247
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,319
Speaker 6: like falsely accused her in order to have cover of like, whoa,

1248
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,040
Speaker 6: we're fighting now I'm walking out and then he has

1249
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:40,759
Speaker 6: the girlfriend.

1250
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it didn't work. She knew everything.

1251
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 3: That's incredible.

1252
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,799
Speaker 2: Yea, His wife, Alicia di Trulio, had turned him into

1253
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 2: the police to get her revenge. She told the police

1254
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:52,120
Speaker 2: what her husband was driving where they could find him.

1255
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,640
Speaker 2: Boom first of the crew to get busted. But not

1256
00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:57,120
Speaker 2: only that, she knew the names of the rest of

1257
00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 2: the crew. Stop. She id'd the getaway ever Chevalria, and

1258
00:57:01,760 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 2: she ided the man the gray suit. She also ideed

1259
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,840
Speaker 2: the mastermind and the engineer, all of them. The reason

1260
00:57:06,920 --> 00:57:08,960
Speaker 2: why she knew all this was they had come to

1261
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 2: her husband's garage to prep their getaway van.

1262
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 3: How if you're going to tell someone all about this,

1263
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,720
Speaker 3: she got to cut them in right, and the minimum.

1264
00:57:17,840 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 2: She's on the heist team. She knows the heist team.

1265
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 2: She's on the reason to be loyal exactly, and she's

1266
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 2: not getting a peace So yeah. The only ones she

1267
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 2: hadn't met were Doc and Luisa Raguayan, which is why

1268
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,640
Speaker 2: we don't know Luis's last name.

1269
00:57:31,040 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 5: Yes, or because they get away, they're never caught.

1270
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:39,560
Speaker 2: But when the police came for Zealochevalria, he saw them

1271
00:57:39,600 --> 00:57:42,000
Speaker 2: coming just the same he had. He had that unmistakable

1272
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 2: feeling folks were watching them, you know, that creepy sensation.

1273
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 2: But these cops were mean mugging him. They were literally

1274
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:49,840
Speaker 2: staring him down right, and he ignored the feeling of like,

1275
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:51,959
Speaker 2: I think, I feel like I'm pray. He ignores that feeling.

1276
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,680
Speaker 2: He climbs into his car and he's like this probably

1277
00:57:53,720 --> 00:57:56,320
Speaker 2: not me and drove away. And then he was stopped

1278
00:57:56,320 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 2: at the end of the block, just like in heat.

1279
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 2: He was like, exactly, so they're switching to they which

1280
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 2: have known from the Michael Man movies but forever so

1281
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 2: the others from the Ice Crew, they all get caught

1282
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 2: with similar ease. I won't get all the details, but

1283
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 2: when they were busted, the Het Crew, they didn't have

1284
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 2: most of the stolen loot. The cops were like, where

1285
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 2: is it? I don't know, has has Beto put it?

1286
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 4: You know?

1287
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 2: When they arrested me, I got a big knock on

1288
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 2: my head. I can't remember if you also asked Beto

1289
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:24,520
Speaker 2: about his wife snitching on him and the rest of

1290
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:28,960
Speaker 2: the Ice Crew. Interestingly, he doesn't blame himself. Instead, he says,

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Speaker 2: I will always be angry for the rest of my life.

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Speaker 2: And I don't get the idea he's mad at himself.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Anyway, he didn't do anything wrong.

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Speaker 2: No, no, of course he was trying to do He

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Speaker 2: was doing it for love, Elizabeth, how can that be wrong?

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Speaker 2: So anyway, the man in the Great Suit, Luis Vitete,

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Speaker 2: he was also caught, busted, tried, convicted, the whole bit,

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Speaker 2: sentenced to prison, but then his lawyers got him released

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Speaker 2: thanks to the legal loophole. Since he wasn't in Argentine,

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Speaker 2: he was eligible to have his sentence cut in half

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Speaker 2: if he promised to leave Argentina and never come back.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's their rule. He's like, of course, I'm down. Sure.

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Speaker 2: So the one time Spider Man of bounced back and

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Speaker 2: he took off. He did four years of prisons and

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Speaker 2: went back to Uruguay or somewhere else outside of Argentina.

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Speaker 2: Now what about the mastermindy, good question, Elizabeth. After he

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Speaker 2: was busted, he kept his mouth shut and he did

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Speaker 2: his time in prison, and now that he's out paid

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Speaker 2: his debt to society, he's free. To brag about his masterpiece,

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Speaker 2: which he does often books movies the whole. Yeah, as

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Speaker 2: he told GQ magazine an interview, great works of history,

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Speaker 2: you know exactly who made them, not by the name

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Speaker 2: on the side, but by the artwork itself. And now

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Speaker 2: he is satisfied that his great work is known to

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Speaker 2: be done by him. So yes, exactly. Yeah. But they

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Speaker 2: also they never got the money, so they they got

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Speaker 2: the They also got away with the money. They had

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Speaker 2: to do some time for one of the guys deciding

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Speaker 2: to do the absolute dumbest possible thing when they all

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Speaker 2: got away with it. So what's a ridiculous takeaway here, Elizabeth?

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Speaker 3: You know you come up with this notion of Okay,

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Speaker 3: I got five guys, I'm going to bring in everyone's

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Speaker 3: got a beto, Yes, who's like good at it, but

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Speaker 3: also the like the weakest link.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and likely lacking impulse control.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, it just doesn't think it's not loyal.

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Speaker 2: In the way that one would want to be exactly

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Speaker 2: loyal to himself.

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Speaker 3: Of those, if you're assembling a high screw, be careful

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Speaker 3: of those. What's ridiculous?

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Speaker 2: Thank you for asking totally. I'm sure surprised. I barely

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Speaker 2: have one. Mine is if you're gonna name your secret

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Speaker 2: project after a teenage mutant in turtle, like, why not

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Speaker 2: Michael Angelo? I know Dona tell is probably his favorite,

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Speaker 2: and he's like, oh, that's one, But I was like, dude,

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Speaker 2: you gotta go Michael Angelo because sixteen Chapel. That's the

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Speaker 2: great work with the biggest master, with the biggest.

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Speaker 3: Great I don't know what the other one's doing.

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Speaker 2: Raphael Donatello, Michaelangelo and two in Guido. Yes, so that's

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Speaker 2: all I got for you.

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Speaker 3: It's excellent.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for a talk back. Oh yeah, can you

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Speaker 2: wash this all down with the delicious talk bag?

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Speaker 3: Hello, jeep, Hey, producer, Dave Zaron and Elizabeth.

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Speaker 9: You know it's ridiculous. I've been listening to you guys

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Speaker 9: since day one, and I'm just now realizing if you

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Speaker 9: take the first initial from all of your names, it's d's,

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Speaker 9: as in d's nuts.

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Speaker 3: Keep doing the great job that you're doing.

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Speaker 9: Thank you so much for the entertainment and the laughs

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Speaker 9: and just getting me by on a daily basis.

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Speaker 2: You're very very always our pleasure. We do d's for you.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for pointing these out. I appreciate that as always.

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Speaker 2: You can find us online and Ridiculous Crime with social media.

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Speaker 2: We have our Ridiculous Crime pod on YouTube. Go check

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Speaker 2: that out. It's got a school animation and stuff. Got

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Speaker 2: a pod totally totally pot it up. And we have

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Speaker 2: our award winning website, Ridiculous Crime dot com big news

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Speaker 3: So wow, and as you know, no way, I'm hearing

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Speaker 3: this for the first time.

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Speaker 2: You excited. Huh, I'm so excited your average. We love

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Speaker 2: Ridiculous Crime at gmail dot com. We like to hear

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Speaker 2: from you there as well as please start a dear

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Speaker 2: producer d and tell us a funny tale. Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 2: We catch you next. Ridiculous Crime is hosted by Elizabeth Tutton,

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Speaker 2: Mzar and Brunette, produced and edited by the indigenous donkey

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Speaker 2: Kong Frog of Rhode Island, Dave Houston, and starring Analyish

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Speaker 2: Rutger as Judith. Research is by Spanish language crime enthusiast

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Speaker 2: Marissa Brown. Our theme song is by Teenage Mutant Ninja

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Speaker 2: musicians Thomas Lee and Travis Dunney. The host wardrobe provided

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Speaker 2: Shot and Mister Andre. The executive producers Our Teenage Mutant Ninja,

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