Speaker 1: Second date of date? How soon is too soon to
Speaker 1: ask someone to move in with you?
Speaker 2: WHOA, that's a huge question.
Speaker 1: It is the first twenty minutes of a date too early.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go out on a limb there, Jeff and say.
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, wow, Judge, Okay, Okay. That has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with our listener Corey in his date. It's just
Speaker 1: a personal question that I've been having for myself. But
Speaker 1: I'm curious to your horra's thoughts on it. Corey. And
Speaker 1: your opinion is twenty minutes too early to hand someone
Speaker 1: the key to your apartment?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why Corey?
Speaker 1: Yeah, just trying to get an idea of the type
Speaker 1: of dater or you. Are you a snails paced type
Speaker 1: of guy? Or jumping to love quickly? Feel like he's
Speaker 1: twenty four minutes? Okay? Yeah, you like to play it medium, gotcha?
Speaker 1: But uh, tell us about the date that you went
Speaker 1: on recently. Who's the girl you met?
Speaker 3: I met a girl named Melanie, Okay, and honestly, she's
Speaker 3: the prettiest girl I've ever gone out with.
Speaker 1: Oh, I must feel good. I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know, and dating is hard, I mean a lot.
Speaker 3: I don't meet people easy, so I tried these apps,
Speaker 3: and I think most of them don't work. But I
Speaker 3: did get to talking to Melanie, and she has curly
Speaker 3: blonde hair, and she's like the perfect height.
Speaker 2: What is the perfect tight? I'm just curious for.
Speaker 1: You, different for everyone, you know, like five three, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's perfect.
Speaker 3: And I really liked that she didn't have fake eyelashes.
Speaker 1: Not perfect anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, those can.
Speaker 3: Be a lot, because I just think, you know, the
Speaker 3: fake eyelashes are just a big red flag that.
Speaker 1: You so far or you may not know this, but
Speaker 1: Alexis does have giant fake eyelashes that she wears into
Speaker 1: work every single day.
Speaker 2: What's the red flag about him?
Speaker 3: They're fake? And like, but I just like a girl
Speaker 3: to be like her natural self, you know, as if
Speaker 3: she's getting.
Speaker 1: Highlights, because no, let's just physical stuff. Tell us about
Speaker 1: the date that you went on. Where did you take her?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: I found a neat place to go to dinners because
Speaker 3: I thought, you know, we'd had some good food and
Speaker 3: talk and I thought everything had gone well, and then
Speaker 3: I got uncomfortable. I wasn't sure, so I googled, like,
Speaker 3: how do you know if you had the perfect date?
Speaker 2: Is this? After we dealt with the date when you're
Speaker 2: googled or.
Speaker 1: You're googling this at the table.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like the next day.
Speaker 1: Okay, the next day you were really went.
Speaker 3: So there were four questions and I went through them.
Speaker 3: So like the first one says was I comfortable and
Speaker 3: and I was, like, you know, I had a really
Speaker 3: good chair, So I was physically comfortable, means.
Speaker 2: Emotionally, I think comfortable sharing right with her and being yourself.
Speaker 3: I would say yes, I was not ten. I mean
Speaker 3: I'm obviously a little nervous, but I thought I was
Speaker 3: comfortable all right.
Speaker 1: So out of four, let's check on that one.
Speaker 3: And then the next one is did I laugh? And
Speaker 3: I mean I never had like the huge Big Bang
Speaker 3: Theory kind of laugh, but I chuckled.
Speaker 1: You laugh big at the Big Bang Theory?
Speaker 3: Huh oh Yeah, that show is a knee slapper.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Now you say that, I don't think that you've laughed
Speaker 2: with us once.
Speaker 1: I know we're not making any any Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I just don't think we're funny. But you
Speaker 1: did laugh with her at all?
Speaker 2: He giggled.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah I did, and so I think that's a pass.
Speaker 3: I go check mark on.
Speaker 1: That one, Okay, what's next?
Speaker 3: And then it's did she ask me any questions?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 3: So she did, like I ordered chicken with no onions
Speaker 3: and she was like, wow, so you really don't like onions.
Speaker 3: And I mean she asked me other stuff too.
Speaker 1: It's deep. She wants to get to know you.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a big conversation.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't answer those questions on the first date. Okay?
Speaker 1: Is that the whole list?
Speaker 3: And then the very last one was after the date,
Speaker 3: do you feel excited? And it'said, excited means you want
Speaker 3: to sing a bop or dance, or you call a
Speaker 3: friend and if you feel that way, don't worry about it.
Speaker 3: It'll be fine tomorrow. But and I did Celtics excited
Speaker 3: like I did, and I called a friend and then
Speaker 3: but then tomorrow came and uh, and she's not texting
Speaker 3: me back. I'm like, I'm excited, but maybe she isn't.
Speaker 3: I don't know what happened.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean you sound like a pretty analytical guy.
Speaker 4: Were you able to come off you think as natural
Speaker 4: and show off like some personality on the date?
Speaker 3: I mean, like, how would you do that? Like, what
Speaker 3: do you mean know, did you.
Speaker 4: Like talk about your interests or make jokes? Were you
Speaker 4: self deprecating it all? I just think it's important to
Speaker 4: make some sort of emotional connection with someone.
Speaker 1: Did you bring any like flair to the date, like
Speaker 1: something a little bit out of the box. I've maybe
Speaker 1: tried the disappearing finger trick on her.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that's flair. Would be one of those
Speaker 2: hand buzzers.
Speaker 3: We just had dinner. There was no fingers thing. I mean.
Speaker 2: To do the fingers chicken with no onions? Is that
Speaker 2: not blair enough?
Speaker 1: She does the hand motion and she's like, where did
Speaker 1: your finger go?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: My goodness, could sparks something? So how long has it
Speaker 1: been since you and Melanie went on that date?
Speaker 3: It's been like five days?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right? And no response at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Maybe she didn't feel as
Speaker 3: excited as I did.
Speaker 2: Maybe man, Brook is yawning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brook can't stand to be on the phone.
Speaker 2: You can't see.
Speaker 1: Anyway. You can tell Brooke is really invested in this.
Speaker 1: When we come back, we're gonna call Melanie, not you.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: It's just early, that's all.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do our best for you. I promise when
Speaker 1: we try and get your second date update right after this. Okay,
Speaker 1: okay thing anyone listening to me second date update? If
Speaker 1: only our man Corey would have brought his checklist along
Speaker 1: on the date with him instead of waiting until afterwards
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: It, that would be a good idea job.
Speaker 1: Well, then maybe they could have checked each other's boxes together.
Speaker 2: Maybe she's a box checker too, could.
Speaker 1: Be because Corey says he doesn't date a lot, but
Speaker 1: he managed to lock down a dinner with a woman
Speaker 1: named Melanie.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's the mel Yeah, got confused.
Speaker 1: For a second. But the thing about Melanie is she's
Speaker 1: our natural no fake eyelashes and the perfect height of
Speaker 1: five foot three. He couldn't think of any missteps or
Speaker 1: mistakes or missed opportunities that happened during the date. The
Speaker 1: only is him missing her after it's all over. So
Speaker 1: we're going to try and reconnect them here in just
Speaker 1: a second. Corey, how you feeling, Oh?
Speaker 3: Well, nervous.
Speaker 4: You know, we readed a lot on her like physical appearance.
Speaker 4: What did you like about her personality?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's honestly, she's the best person I've
Speaker 3: gone out with.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't tell me much.
Speaker 4: I feel like, why for a guy who's like looking
Speaker 4: for naturelle?
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Brooks was trying to figure out something that she can
Speaker 1: steal from you to put into her next anniversary card
Speaker 1: to her husband.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's trying to try to get the romance out
Speaker 2: of him. I see, I see. I like that.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't know. She's kind and she's nice
Speaker 3: and I like that about her.
Speaker 2: All right, So.
Speaker 1: Don't force Brooke to make you find things about her
Speaker 1: personality that you will if you like her for her looks.
Speaker 1: That's totally accepted.
Speaker 4: We're calling this person. It's good to know we're calling
Speaker 4: a kind, nice person. You know, this will make it
Speaker 4: go easier for us, even we.
Speaker 1: Have been mean if they were not.
Speaker 2: Kind of nice, if they mean to us, absolutely and
Speaker 2: be mean back.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, we're all going to put on our best, kind,
Speaker 1: nice faces for this phone call and try and get
Speaker 1: you a second day. You ready, I think?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 2: All right? You got this luddy, Here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey is this Melanie? Yes, Hey, Melanie, what's up? You're
Speaker 1: on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hey, Melanie, how you doing?
Speaker 4: The show.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, I know.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, what do you know?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you can't believe you guys are calling me.
Speaker 5: I don't really know what's happening, but I did receive
Speaker 5: a text, wait, from minutes ago from Corey.
Speaker 2: He texted he what what? What did he say?
Speaker 5: He kind of just like warned me that no, you
Speaker 5: guys were going to do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah wait wait wait wait wait.
Speaker 1: You just ruined it. That's the whole point.
Speaker 2: I know, but that might be good for her. That
Speaker 2: shows that he cares about you. And what did not
Speaker 2: like surprise you with these types.
Speaker 1: Of supposed to give her a heads up.
Speaker 5: I don't know what's going on. I just he just
Speaker 5: told me, you guys are gonna call me, So okay, okay,
Speaker 5: that's all said.
Speaker 1: So what we're doing here is called a second date update.
Speaker 1: That's where we try and help listeners who've been out
Speaker 1: on a date to figure out the reason why they're
Speaker 1: not getting a second meet up.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's not because he had the wrong phone number.
Speaker 2: He said, you haven't texted him.
Speaker 1: Back in like five days.
Speaker 5: I haven't.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's okay.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to not call someone back. But it would
Speaker 1: help him if he could get a reason or figure
Speaker 1: out if something was wrong about the date, because he's
Speaker 1: just unsure.
Speaker 5: Okay, So we were talking about TV and he got
Speaker 5: really really excited about a TV show and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 5: what is it? And He's like, it's an older TV
Speaker 5: show and I'm not even remembering what it was because
Speaker 5: I don't even know what it's all. And then he
Speaker 5: just said, Helen Hunt is so unappreciated.
Speaker 4: And haven't I thought you were going to say Big
Speaker 4: Bang Theory because he brought up with us that he
Speaker 4: was a fan of Big Bang Theory.
Speaker 2: Helen Hunt. Do you remember her?
Speaker 4: She was like a nineties actress that was in a
Speaker 4: bunch of sitcoms.
Speaker 5: You cannot bring Big Bank Theory up. He brought a
Speaker 5: TV show I've never heard of, got very intense and animated.
Speaker 5: He got very very excited about it, used his hands
Speaker 5: a lot.
Speaker 4: But don't you kind of like, hi, when people dork
Speaker 4: out over things that they like, you know, he just
Speaker 4: he finally found something to show you that, yeah, fun.
Speaker 5: It wasn't that. I honestly, I like a little bit
Speaker 5: more reserved men. I just do.
Speaker 3: OK.
Speaker 2: So he was too excited.
Speaker 1: When we talked to him, he did not seem soonper
Speaker 1: high energy.
Speaker 4: Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 6: He's too excited about Well, let's put that into the test,
Speaker 6: because I gotta let you know, Melanie that Corey's actually
Speaker 6: on the other line listening right now and wanting to
Speaker 6: talk to you.
Speaker 5: No, he's not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how this works. That is wild, Corey. What
Speaker 1: do you think about what she said? That you're too
Speaker 1: much for her? You're too animated.
Speaker 2: I am still in shocked.
Speaker 3: I don't understand. Honestly, I was just trying to be nice,
Speaker 3: and I thought I was probably boring. I probably wasn't
Speaker 3: exciting enough at all.
Speaker 2: I'm glad he said it.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to say it, but like after your
Speaker 4: review of the date, that's what it sounded like to me,
Speaker 4: too waiting to say that I'm.
Speaker 1: Broke. Apparently you were wrong. Apparently he was way over
Speaker 1: the top exciting.
Speaker 3: This is confusing.
Speaker 1: Maybe you can help clear it up for him, Melanie,
Speaker 1: because I don't think it's matching with what you said.
Speaker 2: Are you sure you're remembering the right.
Speaker 1: Is the right guy?
Speaker 5: Yeah? And you you are so nice. It was just
Speaker 5: a little too much for me, and that's it. I mean,
Speaker 5: with it right now. I mean, you put me on
Speaker 5: the radio extreme.
Speaker 3: I can tone it back if you want.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would like if you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just hear how he said that guy, you'll be
Speaker 2: asleep if you tone it back anymore.
Speaker 3: I mean, I get it. I can get excited about things, but.
Speaker 5: It's just like a little.
Speaker 3: Not to date me.
Speaker 5: Okay, well you know what, Yeah, you're telling a little crazy.
Speaker 5: So just suddle yourself right way you're.
Speaker 1: Saying right now, he's sounding crazy.
Speaker 5: He's getting a little looked up. I can kind of
Speaker 5: hear it in his voice.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe can you tone it down a little bit
Speaker 1: when you talk to her? Here happened?
Speaker 3: Okay, I've been told that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I think this is the first time I tell you that.
Speaker 3: This is why dating so hard. You never know what
Speaker 3: people want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is shocking.
Speaker 4: I mean, I will say, Melanie, in Corey's defense, he's
Speaker 4: listening to you, he's taking in what you're he's not
Speaker 4: he's not even upset about what you said.
Speaker 5: I get that. I just for my personal preference, I
Speaker 5: just like don't want to be with somebody that's that
Speaker 5: animated and like so out of control like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's something that Corey can work on. He can
Speaker 1: take some classes or something before the date. She makes
Speaker 1: it sound like a cartoon. Care Corey, can you talk
Speaker 1: to her in a calm, controlled manner to prove to
Speaker 1: her that you're the man she wants you to be.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure I agree with what you said. I
Speaker 3: don't know that I need to be on medication or
Speaker 3: you're pushing back against.
Speaker 2: So I was joking. That was me, Corey. I was
Speaker 2: joking about being sedated.
Speaker 1: Well, now's your chance, Corey to talk to Melanie a
Speaker 1: little improved to her that you're the right guy.
Speaker 3: Melanie would be a little Quietermorry, can I just think?
Speaker 3: Really pretty?
Speaker 2: Do you hear that Melanie's sweet?
Speaker 1: What other calm things would you like to say to her?
Speaker 3: Okay, can we try this again?
Speaker 1: Are you feeling the growth here already? Melanie? I think
Speaker 1: we're taking steps towards a calmer, more even keel version
Speaker 1: of Corey here.
Speaker 5: Well, I know that's what you're hearing, but you guys,
Speaker 5: that's not what I'm hearing.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's still too intense for you.
Speaker 2: How are you meeting men that are more calmness? I
Speaker 2: know I don't understand.
Speaker 5: Okay, this is my truth and I'm living in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bro keep your judgments over there. It's fascinating, Melanie.
Speaker 1: We all respect you and what you want for yourself.
Speaker 1: That's totally up to you. But we would love to
Speaker 1: send you out on another date with Corey on our
Speaker 1: dime if you're up for it. If not, that's okay, please.
Speaker 5: You know, if they just get the off this air,
Speaker 5: we can try, we can try again.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, I want to be excited for you, Corey,
Speaker 1: but I feel like that would backfire against us. So
Speaker 1: this is good. Hoorray, don't test there. Let's let's try
Speaker 1: it a little try a little lighter, Corey.
Speaker 3: Hooray.
Speaker 1: Congratulations Corey, you're now finally ready to date a real woman.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like this is what would happen if MPR
Speaker 2: did second dates.
Speaker 4: I know, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: So if they actually do end up going out on
Speaker 1: a date and being a.
Speaker 2: Couple, are we making a bet right now?
Speaker 1: I'm just saying she is going to own him. Oh,
Speaker 1: he's okay with it though, totally sound desperate to do
Speaker 1: whatever it took to get into her good graces.
Speaker 2: It's what some men want.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a situation where she's not only
Speaker 1: wearing the pants in the relationship, but the overcoat and
Speaker 1: the socks and the shoes too. She's in a little
Speaker 1: control and there's going to be a tiny little man
Speaker 1: quietly stirring a pot of soup in the corner.
Speaker 2: Is this your guys, This fantasy or no? I can't
Speaker 2: tell what you want.
Speaker 1: I think it's fantasy maybe, but that might not work
Speaker 1: for the average person.
Speaker 2: But hey, it's still a relationship, and that means we're
Speaker 2: a success. What I'm saying.
Speaker 4: We never said we guarantee a healthy relationship, or we
Speaker 4: didn't guarantee partnerships.
Speaker 1: It's just a date. We try to hook you up.
Speaker 1: That's the bottom line, okay, and we are willing to
Speaker 1: go to any lengths to make it happen. It's right.
Speaker 2: Read the small print.
Speaker 1: People email the show, we'll call that person. Wasn't calling
Speaker 1: you back?
Speaker 2: Brooking and Jeffrey in the morning