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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially

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Speaker 1: integral to the fabric of our very nature.

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Speaker 2: Today we talk about.

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Speaker 3: I'm the Jeffrey Dahmer of jizin on every part of

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Speaker 3: my room.

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Speaker 1: Sparts were so open in my household that it is

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Speaker 1: now my love language.

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Speaker 4: I'm about to eat my weight in shrimpap.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, start your engines. M m m m

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Speaker 2: m m m m m ming ming ming ming ming

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Speaker 2: ming ming ming ming, and we're not invited back back. Hey,

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Speaker 2: whoa eh whoa good death be here. It's really good

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Speaker 2: to be here, Bay Area. About a hot energy come

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Speaker 2: back by the ground or night here in the bad.

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Speaker 3: Harry, you should be up coming breakfast or somebody.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into this ship, Oakland. I love you baby.

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Speaker 2: There he goes. You got him? Tell him if you

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Speaker 2: got him. I want to kick it off stage.

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Speaker 3: Wick this off stage, really bad job kicking there you

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Speaker 3: got there?

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Speaker 5: You go.

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Speaker 2: There, you a big bat dick. Come in front. My

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Speaker 2: fucking microphone is all up in my ship.

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Speaker 3: Bro, you were a lot of people would say you're

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Speaker 3: too you were too Hyphe.

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Speaker 2: Dude was way too, highee. That's what a lot of

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Speaker 2: people here, I think, Hauld said. I don't know if

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Speaker 2: you can't get too hyphe word in the dude, that

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Speaker 2: is true, It's impossible.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I feel like I already saw a

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Speaker 3: homeless guy ghosts writing his shopping cart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's his whip.

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Speaker 3: That is whip that you can still call that really

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Speaker 3: that counts?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there it is.

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Speaker 3: And so as you could probably talk. I got a

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Speaker 3: ton of room up here on this fucking couch.

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Speaker 2: Something is off.

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Speaker 6: What is it like?

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Speaker 2: What is going on? Well, you know what, Huh? We

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Speaker 2: cut some dead weight. We cut Yeah, we did.

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Speaker 3: Now Jorge is uh uh being a total bitch and

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Speaker 3: he is having a family emergency.

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Speaker 2: Bitch, shut up? Yes, yeah, but I guess it is serious,

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Speaker 2: and YadA YadA.

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Speaker 4: He couldn't make it so that we fucking hate him

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Speaker 4: for it and we're forever gonna shoot on him for this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No, guys, we have a lot of power in this situation.

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Speaker 4: I want everybody to go in his fucking d M.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, tonight, three thousand people in his DM saying shut up, bitch.

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Speaker 4: I don't even want it to be like aggressive. I

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Speaker 4: want everybody to write really sad shit like rich.

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Speaker 3: Actually a good call because I would really affect him

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Speaker 3: more because if everyone just goes you're a bitch, he'll

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Speaker 3: be like, I know, yeah, but if you were to

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Speaker 3: be like you were always my favorite one? Yeah right,

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Speaker 3: And I didn't get actually you know where. Obviously we

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Speaker 3: came for Blake and Kyler from the Bay and that

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Speaker 3: means a lot to us. It's good to be fucking

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Speaker 3: home baby, yes, and to be holed. And obviously they

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Speaker 3: felt the love. But secretly, I don't like the little

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Speaker 3: one love the big one, and that's you.

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Speaker 2: Yep. And we didn't get the chance to see you tonight.

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Speaker 1: But do you think Jurs is capable of feeling that

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Speaker 1: guilt that we would be putting on him?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely not.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 4: That's why I wish I could take some ship back,

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Speaker 4: Like I wish I could like undo going to the

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Speaker 4: motherfucker's wedding.

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Speaker 2: Fuck that. Yeah, yeah, there's a lot of things we

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Speaker 2: should take back. This is my hometown show, damn it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And when you know how important this fucking shit is

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Speaker 2: to be Yeah, that's right, that's right. I just lost

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Speaker 2: the fucking age the Las Vegas this week, That's right.

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Speaker 3: Bro, we don't need to this is okay, just because

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Speaker 3: someone in his family maybe maybe close to death. We're

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Speaker 3: not exactly sure you should say that to him. You

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Speaker 3: should say you know how important the a's are to me?

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Speaker 3: And I think that would resonate.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, say Oakland is down bad right now, and we

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Speaker 4: wouldn't need a healthy dose of durs dick.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, to stir the pot.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to see those because you know, he's got

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Speaker 3: the longest hanging fruit of the bump.

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Speaker 2: He's got a big one. He's got a big yeah. No,

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Speaker 2: I'll admit it, the biggest cock of the crew. Honestly,

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Speaker 2: I wasn't ready to say in it.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't ready I need to say it until Halloween

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Speaker 4: and he wore that chucky outfit.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh the boy had a package. The

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Speaker 2: boy had a package. Dude. I thought he had a

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Speaker 2: few buzzballs up in the mix. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And part of him was like, ah, no, dude, so

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Speaker 3: you're you're like a grow You're a show or not

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Speaker 3: a grower, right, And he's like, no, it gross.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I like to do that thing grows.

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Speaker 1: I really love that. That's how good of friends we are.

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Speaker 1: We came out here to shit on durs and we're

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Speaker 1: just giving him.

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Speaker 2: The most disciplement and he's not even here. We're like, bro,

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Speaker 2: you got the biggest page and I'm looking rock bro.

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Speaker 3: You know, was it forty years old? We're all like,

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Speaker 3: I just turned forty dress forty, I'm wrong. He might

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Speaker 3: be fifty forty nine, I think, yeah, and then thank you,

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Speaker 3: and then you guys are turning forty this next year.

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Speaker 3: The fact that we still the best compliment to get

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Speaker 3: would be you've got an awesome dick. Yeah, not like

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Speaker 3: is that's for sure like a compliment you want to

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Speaker 3: hear when you're like nineteen years old, because you're like,

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Speaker 3: is it awesome?

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. I hope someone finds it awesome.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Once you get our age and you're like, yo, dude,

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Speaker 4: you got like a super sick dick, it's like.

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Speaker 2: We should be offended. Just be like, hey, don't talk

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Speaker 2: about my dick. I have a family.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're legit not allowed to my son's second birthday anymore.

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Speaker 2: But we're so like Bayeria, yeah my dig Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I love repping Oakland, I do, but to be told,

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Speaker 4: I am from conquered.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, where's conquered at Oh, we got conquered in

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Speaker 1: the building.

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Speaker 3: So they made they made the hike. I remember, dude,

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Speaker 3: how far is conquered from Oakland? Conquered's like good thirty

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Speaker 3: five minute drive.

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Speaker 2: So a lot of people are screaming.

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Speaker 3: That's when I know you're lying, because no, I'm not lying,

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Speaker 3: you know, because that's what people always do when they

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Speaker 3: live a little bit outside of the city. They go like,

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Speaker 3: it's actually not even that, it's not that bar. It

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Speaker 3: actually takes me like twenty minutes. I get I can

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Speaker 3: get there quick. I mean, it's quicker on Bart. Keep

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Speaker 3: it real, dude, Yes, sir, it's it's quicker if you

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Speaker 3: take is Bart.

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Speaker 2: Bart is the cause of a diarrhea. There's just diarrhea

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Speaker 2: everywhere on Bart. It's a real bam. I've never traveled.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever traveled. I'm sure. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 2: there is diarrheon. Bart can get it. Yeah, there is

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Speaker 2: a train that has diarrhea. And yeah it's got some

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Speaker 2: spray on the walls.

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Speaker 8: All the barred trains, you're guaranteeing that at least one

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Speaker 8: of them.

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Speaker 4: I would bet two hundred thousand dollars. There's hey, at

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Speaker 4: least a speckle of diarrhea in one.

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Speaker 2: Of the costs, So you'd have to get CSI out

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Speaker 2: there to find it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, we get MTV room raiders with the purple light

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Speaker 4: like du oh ship dude, you just unlock something. I

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Speaker 4: remember when I saw that for the first time, I

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Speaker 4: was like, oh, I would be so fucked oh d

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Speaker 4: That was one of our our first sketch I is.

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Speaker 3: That we ended up not doing was do an MTV

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Speaker 3: Room raider of my room and then you go in

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Speaker 3: and it looks like a fucking jizz death scene. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: every Jeffrey Dahmer of jizzying on every part of my room.

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Speaker 2: It's marking territory, that's all that is. It's dropping your seed.

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Speaker 4: There's just come everywhere. Wait, you squeeze the toothpaste that

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Speaker 4: even the toothpaste is come.

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Speaker 2: How did that happen? You're still beating off into the

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Speaker 2: little toothpaste hole. I don't know why. I'm a freak

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Speaker 2: like that. Wow.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that minty freshness gets me going.

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Speaker 1: Baby, I'm sure there's health benefits to brushing your teeth

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Speaker 1: with com Let's.

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Speaker 4: Keep it real, okay, and Kyle, all right, and and

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Speaker 4: and our families are here. Yeah, why the fuck did

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Speaker 4: you say something so brave, so brave, thank.

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Speaker 1: You, thank you, but do not controversial? Yeah, but we

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Speaker 1: don't talk about it enough, but I would. And I

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Speaker 1: also don't know if something we don't talk about that,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know if scientifically there's anything to it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying maybe there's something scientific well, because science.

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Speaker 3: Has ruined us as a society, and there's a sea

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Speaker 3: of freaks out there, right, oh yes, like people fuck

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Speaker 3: absolutely everything, including toothpaste. I'm sure there's a subreddit for

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Speaker 3: that being like, have you guys actually tried it? And

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Speaker 3: then there's forty little horny fucks from around the world being.

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Speaker 2: Like, yeah, fuck the tube. Uh so yeah, fuck the tube.

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Speaker 3: For sure, there's people saying that actually there's some hell benefits, right,

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Speaker 3: Michael used to be shitty.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I saw this though.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this was like HBO real sex or

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Speaker 1: something like that, Like there, what the fuck is that?

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Speaker 2: Do you see that? Bug? Are you good? Dude?

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Speaker 3: That's the most that has not happened in any other city.

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Speaker 3: That's the most Bay Area shit I've ever since.

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Speaker 2: It's got a huge horse fly.

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Speaker 8: One house fly just bothering using just straight pestilence.

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Speaker 2: It's just from the Bible. I have something.

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Speaker 4: I think that the doors are gonna blow open a

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Speaker 4: bunch of fucking locus.

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Speaker 2: Of course, that happens in the bay. Everything starts in

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Speaker 2: the bay. Oh there we go.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like other people claim Hella, Hella is not

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Speaker 1: from anywhere but the bed. Hey hey, the one who's

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Speaker 1: not here, who we shall not name wonders claims it

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Speaker 1: fucking was started in Chicago, which is absolute trash.

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Speaker 2: It's fucking trash. Yeah, no, nope, nope nope. And is

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Speaker 2: that real? Bam? What that is that Hella started here?

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Speaker 2: Or the cum thing?

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Speaker 3: I thought we moved off with the com thing, but

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Speaker 3: I know that you want to go back to No.

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Speaker 1: I just have a I have a memory of a

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Speaker 1: woman like washing her hair with jiz and stuff, like

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Speaker 1: we're off the come on, I don't know, we don't

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Speaker 1: have to do it. I just had to close that

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Speaker 1: gap in order to make room for new cool ship.

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Speaker 1: Yeah okay, ye yep. But now you got me interested

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Speaker 1: in this cum thing. I know, I know, but I

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Speaker 1: think it's like because it's protein. Come is protein?

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Speaker 2: Are you asking or no? I'm telling you. I'm telling

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Speaker 2: you come as a protein. Hey, Pamela, Yeah, Ma, how

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Speaker 2: proud of your son? Are you right now? Everybody quiet.

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Speaker 2: I don't hear this a lot. I'd like my mom

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Speaker 2: to have the floor. Hey, shut up, Pamela. You can

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Speaker 3: Hey, if you could scream out one affirmation for Kyle

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Speaker 1: Everybody, My mom used to fart in Yeah, tell more

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Speaker 2: She farted. She farted all the time. Yeah, like my

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Speaker 3: But in the middle of the living room when you're

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Speaker 2: So there was no holding back.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye. I've noticed that on this tour.

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Speaker 3: It's been a while since we've been in very close

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, dude, this happens in like jobs that

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Speaker 2: And I believe that because and you say you haven't

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And I can tell it's your love language because

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Speaker 4: it's impossible for you to fart and not stare at

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Speaker 2: That is true. Kyle will just be like this like

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Speaker 4: Absolutely well, I will say that because I grew up

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Speaker 4: We used to eat aggle waffles together.

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Speaker 4: It just was.

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Speaker 2: But I do recall both you and your mother parting. Hey,

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say my mom, and do you remember your guys?

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Speaker 4: But farts sounding identical?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Yes?

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Speaker 4: Leads me to believe and maybe we could prove it tonight,

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Speaker 4: Oh detective, that you have twin butthole?

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Speaker 6: And how and okay now, and how might we prove this?

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Speaker 6: Is this another CSI Room Raiders type thing? Is it's

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Speaker 6: two different snowflakes? Is looking the exact Hey, you know

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Speaker 2: Billion. I believe, I bet we do have a similar butthole.

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Speaker 4: Wait are you saying that snowflakes and buttholes are I'm

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Speaker 2: It's like that's mine for me, for me, print my

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Speaker 2: Is one of the coolest things you've ever said, because

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Speaker 3: I'll give some points for that, yes, okay, so thank you,

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Speaker 2: A lot we don't talk about. So I know, oh sorry,

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Speaker 2: we each get for being here. Yea yeah, yea yeah,

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Speaker 2: yea yea yea yeah, yea ye yes, yes, okay, but I.

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Speaker 4: Want to get back to the buttholes much like you

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Speaker 4: was always tripping because I'm like, you know, eventually we

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Speaker 4: run out of phone numbers, right, Like we're just going

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Speaker 4: to run out of numbers. Somebody's gonna have the same

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Speaker 4: phone number eventually, right.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean explain this is what I'm saying. No,

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Speaker 4: You know how you take your your fingerprint, like your

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Speaker 4: thumb print is on your birth certificated or they take

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Speaker 2: That's not how fingerprints work. But all you hit you

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Speaker 2: are so dumb. You are so dumb. I'm a dumb ass. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: What I was trying to get to, even though I

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Speaker 4: don't know how fingerprints work, what if we start identifying

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Speaker 4: in the bathroom and kind of you dab ink on

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Speaker 2: Dude, so you're spreading it, you're spreading it, and then

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Speaker 2: you're sitting down on something like such. Yeah, dude, imagine

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Speaker 2: how you salty.

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Speaker 3: Imagine how salty the woman working at the DMV would

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, and I'm also going to say right now, I

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Speaker 1: the moment, Like that's that's tough to do well.

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Speaker 2: There's only one way to find out.

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Speaker 3: Uhays, Isaac, come out here in paint Kyle's butthole painted.

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Speaker 2: Yellow, painted yellow.

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Speaker 1: I'll sit on the ground like baby nude. But Isaac

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Speaker 1: is there like a towel. I'm sweating, I'm very hot,

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Speaker 1: I'm kissed.

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Speaker 2: Now I'm running. I don't know. A lot hot hot, hot,

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Speaker 2: hot hot hot. Yeah, maybe it's maybe it's hot in

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Speaker 2: Oakland hot hot. Did your mom fart a lot? Blake?

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Speaker 2: What's going on with your gay? My mom's here too.

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Speaker 2: Bring the lights of mom standing there is worry.

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Speaker 3: Please Grandma, please scream something, one affirmation for Blake, one

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Speaker 3: nice thing. Let's bring the houselights back up. Please go

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Speaker 3: ahead and stand up. We'll scream one nice thing about him.

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Speaker 2: She said, you're my firstborn. That's not nice.

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Speaker 3: Mom.

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, she's holding her hair. The hair. It's the hair,

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Speaker 2: the hair. I think you interrupted her. Wait, but she said,

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Speaker 2: she said she likes your hair, but your hair is

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Speaker 2: like her hair. So she kind of complimented herself. I

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Speaker 2: think she said, out of all my children, I like

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Speaker 2: you the best. No, don't.

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Speaker 4: My brother's here, ay j I know, but obviously obviously bring.

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Speaker 2: The lights up. Let me see, let's see where they are.

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Speaker 2: He's in the aisle. Dude, that is the fucking young

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Speaker 2: go hard. You're not coming up here. What do you say, dude.

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Speaker 3: All I'm saying is that's what I thought I heard

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Speaker 3: a J. I'm not trying to fight, dude, I'm not

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Speaker 3: trying to find you. Do not take your shirt off

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Speaker 3: and flex for this audience right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, do not take your shirt off and flex for

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Speaker 1: the audience.

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Speaker 2: Flex for this audience. AJ, take your shirt off and

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Speaker 2: flex for the audience. Yeah, flex for the audience. Take

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Speaker 2: it off AJA, Oh my god, off, take it off

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Speaker 2: later later. Oh that's so fire.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen fucking AJ in a long time. Man.

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Speaker 3: Ud as looking good, Isaac. This is a nice rowdy show.

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Speaker 3: Tonight would be the night to show your nipple.

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Speaker 2: Let's see us. This is what it is. Tonight would

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Speaker 2: be the Knights. Tonight is the night to show your nipples.

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Speaker 2: It falls post, Isaac. I know how at home. We're

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Speaker 2: at home.

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Speaker 9: It's the whole.

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Speaker 2: I think you can here. Don't toy with us.

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Speaker 10: Yes, yes, that tell people to the body water respec.

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Speaker 2: Yes, what it is? You have no idea? What a

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Speaker 2: big deal. That was Guys.

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Speaker 3: This is our twentieth show of the podcast of the

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Speaker 3: live show, and Isaac we've been asking him from day one.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, let me see those translucent nips, because you

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Speaker 3: can see if you look up close, if you hold.

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Speaker 2: Your eye to it, you can see his heart beat

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Speaker 2: and ship he's a human you see the longshore.

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Speaker 4: Like, Yeah, Isaac's body is like the same color as

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Speaker 4: when they find e t by the river dying.

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Speaker 2: Yep. Like it's just like it's like et if et

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Speaker 2: was inside out.

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Speaker 3: Boy, It's like it's like one of that weird exhibit

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Speaker 3: like the human body where you can just like see

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Speaker 2: His head also a walking, a walking talking mri.

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Speaker 4: Isaacenty shows from the guts to do that.

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Speaker 2: And we so so proud, dude, Yeah, I so proud.

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Speaker 2: I love that we immediately start to just ship on him. Dude.

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Speaker 3: Hey, but by the way I did, that's not shitting.

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Speaker 3: I think that's fucking cool. I wish my body wasn't

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Speaker 3: so thick and dense with muscles that you could.

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Speaker 2: See, right, you know what I mean, Isaac? It sucks out.

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Speaker 11: I had this addiction to being shredded and rich and

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Speaker 11: fucking bulking huge.

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Speaker 3: But I do im the exact same as AJ And that's.

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Speaker 2: That's that conquered meat back there. Yeah, and conquered is

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Speaker 2: known for their meat. Well actually he actually, actually we

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Speaker 2: did have. I used to work any Fritz's Meets a

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Speaker 2: butcher shop, but our competition was none other than Kinders

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Speaker 2: Meets Ye heard it? And Who's who? People have heard

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Speaker 2: of that one? And who won? Who is Fritz is

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Speaker 2: still around?

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Speaker 3: It's out of businesses Kinders one, Kinders Kinders one, And

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Speaker 3: I'm proud of kind rightfully, so Kinders fucking rock. Hey,

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Speaker 3: you know what I'm from, Omaha. I feel like we're

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Speaker 3: more known for our stakes than conquered. Hey, you know what,

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Speaker 3: he is not here, kiss my fucking ass. I will

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Speaker 3: fight each and every one of you almost so I

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Speaker 3: fucking die.

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Speaker 2: That's actually tight. We here in the Bay. We respect

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Speaker 2: that kind of hometown pride.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna say something.

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Speaker 4: First off, I want to give Isaac.

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Speaker 2: Yes, a lot of points, a lot of points. That's big,

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Speaker 2: that's big time.

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Speaker 4: But I will say since Dursey's dumbassaying here, yep, the bitch, Oh,

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Speaker 4: the bitch, and Adam is a motherfucking rock star coming

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Speaker 4: out to Oakland.

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Speaker 2: Like an exeinster. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Sure, I would love to make Adam an honorary bay

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Speaker 4: Deestrian two nights.

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Speaker 2: Oh thank you? Oh okay, look we got him. You

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Speaker 2: know what is there? A wait? Wait or what? I'm good? Whoa? Whoa?

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Speaker 2: I was about to go into like a whole bit

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Speaker 2: of like what's the ceremony? How can we do this? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Dude?

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Speaker 2: That I just I love doing ship like that. Adam

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00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 2: is obsessed with being like the heel a w w

439
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:55,400
Speaker 2: E bad guy. Yeah, which is cool, that's fucking sick. Yeah,

440
00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,840
Speaker 2: you would for sure be like if Adam was in

441
00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 2: the w w'd be Hollywood Hall Cocain.

442
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 1: Well, dude, Hollywood Haul Cocin is my favorite fucking wrestler.

443
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 2: Me too.

444
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 4: I think he would be more like when Mankind first

445
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 4: came out and he's like super evil in the corner, Like.

446
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:16,480
Speaker 2: A wait, that's that's what you think.

447
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 3: I'd be like, Yeah, dude, what about my personality makes

448
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 3: you be like I'd be.

449
00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:25,159
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't know that Adam would play the

450
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 1: psycho in the corner. I feel like he's he's the

451
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,840
Speaker 1: American fucking heel.

452
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 2: That's why he has to go against type. Dude.

453
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, he's gonna be like sort of like

454
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,639
Speaker 4: golf and you're actually you used to be kind of golf, right,

455
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 4: That is not true at all.

456
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 2: I was never got Blake's Blake's on you good. I'm fizzing, bro.

457
00:24:49,760 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 3: That's not to ship on your opera. I would I

458
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 3: would love to be an honorary member of the band.

459
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:01,879
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, him back, all right? Will you allow me

460
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:07,160
Speaker 2: back in? I know I he's goofing mix mix mixed bag,

461
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,760
Speaker 2: but yeah, you gotta be careful with that, dude. I'm

462
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: fine either way. No, I think you're in. I think

463
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 2: you're in. All right, good, we respect that.

464
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:15,520
Speaker 3: We I mean, I love coming. I used to come

465
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 3: up with you guys, and I would spend Thanksgiving at.

466
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:21,520
Speaker 2: Your house for like six years in a row. I came.

467
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,320
Speaker 3: It was like a handful of years, and every year

468
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 3: some shit would go down and we would fistfight one another.

469
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: Yea, and the ship that went down it all started

470
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,400
Speaker 1: at the fucking Clayton Club.

471
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 2: So I don't know if if we got Clayton Club

472
00:25:33,640 --> 00:25:34,280
Speaker 2: people out here.

473
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:39,159
Speaker 3: It's deep East, it's East Deep and I remember, I

474
00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 3: remember we got in a fistfight, and then me and

475
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,520
Speaker 3: Kyle as we used to do, and then and then

476
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 3: I like wasn't allowed to sleep at your house or

477
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 3: maybe I just didn't want to, and so I slept

478
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 3: that Blake's house and Blake's like, you have to sleep

479
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 3: in my brother A J's room. But AJ was like

480
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,040
Speaker 3: a middle school kid, so it's just like this like

481
00:25:58,680 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 3: six or seventh grader being like.

482
00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:04,960
Speaker 2: Uh, I guess it's okay. Let you sleep in my room, dude.

483
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 1: We I don't think we've gotten into like why we

484
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: fought that night, but the guy that caused into it

485
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: is here tonight, my friend Justin. Yeah, we were so

486
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: fucking wasted. And my friend, our friend Justin Krame is,

487
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:24,840
Speaker 1: who's in the building right now?

488
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 2: What's up, Jay? What's up?

489
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: Jay?

490
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 2: He's somewhere around here, somewhere, but he was puking or no,

491
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 2: he was pissing, and you were puking next to him.

492
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 2: And I was so mad that you were by the

493
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 2: way next to him was fifteen feet away, but for.

494
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,960
Speaker 1: Whatever reason, I had created this space in my brain

495
00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,280
Speaker 1: that you were too close. And right before we went

496
00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,840
Speaker 1: to blows it was like, you're fucking puking right next

497
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: to her, my friend is pissing. You're too close and

498
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,359
Speaker 1: you're puking next to my friend who's pissing. It's not

499
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: your fucking you.

500
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 2: And then we fought. I You're like, you're you're looking

501
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,399
Speaker 2: next for my friend, and then I'm like, i'm your friend,

502
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: and I'm like, but so is he. And he's pissing

503
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: and pissing, puke. That's too close together, pissing, Trump's puking.

504
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:11,919
Speaker 2: Give him space.

505
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 3: And I'm like, hey, pissing, Trump's puking. That's fighting words

506
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 3: in my mouth first?

507
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: Did I swing first? Or I guess I can't remember.

508
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,360
Speaker 2: I'm sure I can't remember. Sorry about that. I love you, dude, Yeah,

509
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: I love you too, man. I I mean that's just

510
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,120
Speaker 2: that's just like growing up, you know what I mean.

511
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 2: He's a there's that good old fucking Bay Area meat

512
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 2: right here. He found it.

513
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:40,320
Speaker 3: Damn, that is a that is a lean shanky, some

514
00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 3: good good not a lot of meat there.

515
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,720
Speaker 2: Damn, you got a kinders counter in your I just

516
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 2: felt it, Blake. Hey, he no, he doesn't. He pickleball

517
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 2: that thing right off. Yeah, Well there's still barbecue sauce

518
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,200
Speaker 2: that comes out. Hey, hey, okay, that was fucking bad.

519
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 2: It's bad.

520
00:27:56,720 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: I'd like to just switch gears real quick. My dad

521
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: turned sixty nine last week.

522
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:19,320
Speaker 2: That's best birthday, the greatest birthday. He's over here, he's

523
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,639
Speaker 2: over here. Let's turn the house lights up and have

524
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 2: Papa Noots stand out sixty nine.

525
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 1: The greatest bird he's wearing. He's all fitted out nine

526
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,920
Speaker 1: sixty nine. Man, Good job, Dad.

527
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 3: So that was such, that was like, that was such

528
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 3: a six sixty nine year old dance.

529
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 2: I feel like that was like watching my grandpa. Dude.

530
00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 3: That was the That was the like Dougie of his time.

531
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 3: I don't what's so cool as I'm so old now,

532
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 3: I don't know a newer dance. I'm like, what's a

533
00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 3: new current dance?

534
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:01,719
Speaker 2: The dougie? What is no? He doing a fucking glow stick? Dan?

535
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 2: I think your dad is out there raving secret. He

536
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 2: could be he could be the guy. The guy said

537
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,480
Speaker 2: LSD is his favorite drug of all time.

538
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 3: My dad told me one time he goes, well, the

539
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: only drug I haven't tried is heroin.

540
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: And I'm like.

541
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 3: The only drug because there's a lot of drugs out

542
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 3: there and you've tried them all except for Heroin.

543
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 2: And he's like, yep, fucking double down on it.

544
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck's there, he is, there, he is, there's

545
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 1: Dennis beautiful.

546
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 2: What do you guys think you'll do to celebrate your

547
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 2: sixty nine? Well, I'll tell you one thing. I hope

548
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 2: I'm doing fucking sixty nine, dude, I thought for sure.

549
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 3: No, dude, when you're sixty nine, if you try to

550
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 3: sixty nine smothered, you're you're dying.

551
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 6: No.

552
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 2: No, that's like but kind of a cool way to go.

553
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: That's like the most golden of birthdays.

554
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: Sure, sixty when you turn sixty nine, that is the

555
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: that is that's I get the cool of achievement.

556
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 2: I agree, it would be magical and I don't know it. Hey,

557
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 2: hold on, I don't want to know if you guys

558
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: did it. We're not we're not asking keep that to yourself,

559
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: your grandma. We are not asking. No, you know what

560
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 2: I'm asking. Hope. Remember, don't ask my dad. Just do

561
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 2: that dance again. You're gonna spend the whole entire day. Well,

562
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 2: I said one thing that I would do is sixty nine.

563
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I think that is what I'm saying I

564
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: wasn't saying that at first, but now it's become like

565
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 1: a challenge. Yeah, because you say I get smothered if

566
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm sixty nine, But I hope I'm in enough shape

567
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,479
Speaker 1: to where I can sixty nine all fucking day.

568
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 2: I think you could. Yeah, I like it if you

569
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:50,240
Speaker 2: make it like I'm just saying.

570
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 3: I wasn't saying like you had to be smothered and

571
00:30:52,400 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 3: you you're definitely gonna die. I'm saying if you do

572
00:30:56,080 --> 00:31:00,160
Speaker 3: die at sixty nine and your sixty ninth birthday being

573
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 3: smothered in a sixty nine, that's a legendary funeral.

574
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: That is legendary. Very shaga, Dad is legendary.

575
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 3: Like your funeral is attended by the Pope, king's, Queen's

576
00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 3: everyone from all over the lands.

577
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: Maybe even Steven spielbergl Cup.

578
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll finally will come. Oh come, do not come.

579
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,240
Speaker 2: He's definitely gonna be dead by then, though, right Oh yeah,

580
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:29,200
Speaker 2: oh yeah, yeah. It was like nine is thirty years

581
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: from now.

582
00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 1: Fucking shit, bro Wait no twenty wait wait thirty ninety nine,

583
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,800
Speaker 1: fifty nine six, it's thirty, it's thirty.

584
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: Hey, it shout out to Clayton Valley High School. Yeah,

585
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,960
Speaker 2: we do. There is Clayton Valley people in the house. Yeah,

586
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. Some ugly eagles in the building.

587
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 4: I feel like, if being sixty nine is that far away,

588
00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 4: I'll probably go somewhere tropical, like fucking Antarctica at that point.

589
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:08,600
Speaker 2: Oh ship, why why is that global warming? Blake's BK's

590
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 2: taking us down the path. We'll get PolyChar Wait, so

591
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 2: the only place that was a little bit of a walk.

592
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,920
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a direct points, but my

593
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 2: stepdad called for it. So oh well, okay, good job Andy.

594
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:29,360
Speaker 2: Well should he stand up? What do you want to Andy?

595
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:29,880
Speaker 2: Where you at?

596
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 8: Dog?

597
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 2: I see him right there. Let's turn him up. Let's

598
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 2: give him house light. Let's give him up. Let's see him.

599
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: Let's let's get the house lights up. Where the house

600
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 2: lights at there? Go? Come on, now, we're sleeping on

601
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 2: the job.

602
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 4: You might it's Andy from my Instagram story Instagram post

603
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 4: ago where he was smoking a lot of weed in

604
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 4: Santos and.

605
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,400
Speaker 2: He's puffing.

606
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 3: I bet the house lights guy who's back there? He's like,

607
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 3: what the fuck is happening?

608
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was just about to take a ship and

609
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 2: He's like.

610
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:12,720
Speaker 11: God, bitch, can't breaking buzzballs on everything?

611
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that one fucking popped up.

612
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 3: I know, dude, that was our first pop and it

613
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,800
Speaker 3: makes me go like, I'm a bitch. I can't throw

614
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 3: a buzzball all the way up there?

615
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 4: Yeah?

616
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,760
Speaker 2: How does that feel to not be able to? I

617
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:27,479
Speaker 2: mean I got it up there on my second one.

618
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 2: I got it up there on the first one. I

619
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:31,200
Speaker 2: for sure I felt like a bitch. Yeah, yeah, bitch

620
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,280
Speaker 2: made like the one who shall not be named.

621
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 4: Yeah.

622
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys are certainly getting horny right now. You

623
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 3: guys are talking a lot of horny.

624
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 2: Stoves sixty ninth birthdays. Well, you guys are sort of

625
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:45,800
Speaker 2: nasty dudes. If I nasty fucking dudes, Yeah, we kind

626
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:47,840
Speaker 2: of are. I guess a little nasty dude.

627
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: You know.

628
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 2: You guys. That reminds me of a little song. Yeah,

629
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 2: were since we're you know, kind of in our hometown.

630
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:02,920
Speaker 2: We're from Conquered, Conquered forty minutes away. Well thirty five,

631
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,120
Speaker 2: I said, thirty five, it's okay to round up. There's

632
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 2: quice a traffic. I'm buffering it. I know, the real

633
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: time traffic barker.

634
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 4: It kind of feels like we should probably do a

635
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 4: sort of a special performance.

636
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: Okay, like what should we do? You want to stand

637
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 2: up or what do you want?

638
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 4: I don't know, Tod, I was wondering if maybe we

639
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,760
Speaker 4: could get a little nasty.

640
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: If you catch it. I'm kind of a nasty dude.

641
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 2: I like it when a girl sucks all my tits.

642
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 4: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

643
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 4: a girl sucks on my tits. I'm kind of a

644
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 4: nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks on

645
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 4: my tits. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like

646
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 4: it when a girl sucks on my tipsy.

647
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,279
Speaker 2: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

648
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,440
Speaker 2: a girl sucks some my tits. I'm kind of a

649
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 2: nasty dude. I like it when a girl sucks some

650
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:03,240
Speaker 2: my tits. My tits, my my tits, tits.

651
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:03,959
Speaker 3: Look.

652
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,960
Speaker 4: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

653
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 4: a girl sleeps on my tits. I'm kind of a

654
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 4: nasty dude. I like it when i girl sucks on

655
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 4: my tits.

656
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: Oh, oh titties, Oh titties, oh titties.

657
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,640
Speaker 2: I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like it when

658
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 2: a girl SUPs on my tips. I'm kind of a

659
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 2: nasty dude. I like it when a girl SUPs on

660
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 2: my tips. I'm kind of a nasty dude. I like

661
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,919
Speaker 2: you when a girl suck so my tits, I'd kind

662
00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 2: of a nasty is having.

663
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: Oh ohtaes, oh titties.

664
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 2: Here's the deal.

665
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,359
Speaker 4: I'm kind of a nasty dude. Like I really liked

666
00:35:53,400 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 4: it when that girl suck my tits. Hits, yo, Honestly,

667
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 4: that was.

668
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 2: Fucking cool. Like from back there, she's like, yeah, I'll

669
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 2: do it. In the closer she got, she's like, his

670
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 2: nipples are so hairy.

671
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 8: Up he's actually sweating a lot, very harry nipples. Yeah,

672
00:36:23,239 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 8: sorry about that.

673
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,359
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's all right. It's just a little supper now

674
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 12: that song. No, I do have a question, like, what's up?

675
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:37,320
Speaker 12: I did not know you had the song prepared. I

676
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 12: feel I feel like I'm the a little bit the outsider.

677
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 12: I'm not the berrier boy. You guys playing this whole

678
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,919
Speaker 12: fucking thing, don't even let me in on. I'd show

679
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:50,280
Speaker 12: my tits. I mean I showed my dick and asshole.

680
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 12: I did it in a movie.

681
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 3: I would have all I'm saying is I would have

682
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 3: loved to.

683
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:59,080
Speaker 1: Be a part of that, but well we can. We

684
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 1: can maybe come out with a with a new version

685
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,839
Speaker 1: of that track. Maybe we can bring you on that version.

686
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,759
Speaker 1: I mean now that song is incredibly complex.

687
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, the lyricism, the lyricism is is I remember we incredible.

688
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 3: We just all lived together and every once in a

689
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,439
Speaker 3: while I would come home from work and these guys

690
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 3: would be like, you have to listen to this track.

691
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

692
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,800
Speaker 3: And I remember when you showed me that track and

693
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 3: you had already cut the music video to it.

694
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 2: We did hell the quick. We were like all on

695
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 2: photo booth on a mac.

696
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 3: That's true, yep, yeah yeah, and it's just you guys.

697
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 3: It's exactly what you just saw, but with like funny backgrounds.

698
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,680
Speaker 3: You guys are like on roller coasters.

699
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,640
Speaker 1: And ship Yeah, and we got we had tank tops

700
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: on the tank tops, had funny things on the tank top.

701
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 2: I think it was one of those nights where we

702
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 2: were just smoking a lot of resin which, by the way,

703
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 2: we do not have to do that anymore, and I

704
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 2: I kinda miss it's dude, we used to scrape resin

705
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 2: balls so fucking hard man, dude, I'm telling you, Yeah,

706
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:08,920
Speaker 2: I think I'm the one that showed you how to

707
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 2: do it.

708
00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 1: You did, and then Blake like perfected it, and he

709
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: would collect these balls that were like that big and

710
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:16,120
Speaker 1: he would just break it off and fucking throw it

711
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 1: in the pipe and smoke it.

712
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, because my whole thing would be like you guys

713
00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,120
Speaker 4: would be like smoking weed and you'd be like you

714
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 4: want to hit and I'd be like, nah, I'm cool.

715
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 4: And then you guys would go to work. I'd still

716
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 4: be at home and I'd be like, time to boil

717
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 4: the pipes. They'll never know if their stash is missing

718
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 4: if I'm literally drinking the butthole juice of their weed.

719
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 2: But that shit kind of fucks with a Resin high

720
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 2: is way different. Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, it infinitely works. Yeah,

721
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 2: it's like.

722
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 12: It's the it's the like I mean, you're so unbelievably high.

723
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 3: It's like the crack rock. Yeah, it's like, is that

724
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 3: is it Resin? I feel like this audience would understand

725
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:08,279
Speaker 3: it's I mean, we drove through the city a little bit.

726
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:14,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it like early dab? Is that is that dab?

727
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:15,120
Speaker 7: Oh?

728
00:39:15,239 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's the beginning of dabs. People were like,

729
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 4: I like this high, but it could be much cleaner.

730
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I don't.

731
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 4: I feel like I don't need to get a headache

732
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:27,200
Speaker 4: five seconds after I smoke it.

733
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 2: Dude, I can't even do dabs.

734
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 3: I'm so immediately I'm already hanging on by a thread

735
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 3: with my intelligence, right if I do dabs. I remember

736
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,920
Speaker 3: I was in like Wisconsin in a meat freezer with

737
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,799
Speaker 3: these college kids. It was like four am, and they're

738
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 3: like we I it was like my dad runs a

739
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 3: delicate tests and we can drink there. And so we're

740
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,759
Speaker 3: drinking in this delicate tests and they're like, let's smoke.

741
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 2: Dabs in the meat freezer.

742
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 3: And I'm like a famous comedian at this point, So

743
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,719
Speaker 3: like they're stoked to hang out with and I do

744
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 3: uh with dabs, And I go, isn't it weird that

745
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 3: marmalade and marinate are the same thing? And I remember

746
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 3: my buddy Walsh and Adam Ray were there with me

747
00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 3: and they both go, no, it's not. And these college

748
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:30,600
Speaker 3: kids are like, I just want to know. Those college

749
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,600
Speaker 3: kids are like, you are so dumb. Adam always wants

750
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 3: you were so dumb. Yeah, And I never felt dumber

751
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 3: in my life, and I was like, I can't, I

752
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,520
Speaker 3: can't do it. I'll stick with my regular weed. I

753
00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:42,839
Speaker 3: feel like I'm a grandpa with my weed smoking right

754
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 3: now because I just smoke joints.

755
00:40:45,080 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, No, that's the way to go. Joint Yeah,

756
00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 2: joints me too. I'm there too, joint the rock, I think.

757
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: By the way, Oakland, I love you guys, California in general.

758
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 3: I love because every California show that we've done so

759
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 3: are We've just been given duffle bags of weed.

760
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 2: Dude, so much fucking weed tonight.

761
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,760
Speaker 3: So much fucking weed we got and I'm not kidding.

762
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,919
Speaker 3: Three duffle bags full of weed. Yes, yes, yep.

763
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:19,359
Speaker 2: The logistics of getting it all on a plane don't matter.

764
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 2: It does not matter.

765
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 3: We're going to San Diego. I'll be like trying to

766
00:41:22,239 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 3: stop me. Tsa fucking agent, bro. We should just and

767
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 3: then I go, did you check my butthole photo?

768
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 2: I'm good to go. It's me Yeah.

769
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:34,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's gonna be the new TSA Clear is your

770
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:35,680
Speaker 11: butthole photo?

771
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:37,800
Speaker 2: Yo, that's so funny.

772
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: He's clear plus because they make you get say, when

773
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 1: you put your eyes up there, they're like get a

774
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:44,279
Speaker 1: little bit closer, get a little bit farther away.

775
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:47,400
Speaker 2: If you're spreading your cheeks and you're just like, am

776
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:52,439
Speaker 2: I is it? Uh? Is it good? Is it cool?

777
00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 3: That's that's the exact post I do when I wipe

778
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,480
Speaker 3: my ass. You guys ask how I do it? Is

779
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 3: that really how you do it?

780
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 2: Yes, you're going like this, Well no, not like that.

781
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 2: I reach around a lot. Yeah, yeah, you go back,

782
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 2: you go front to back. You don't go front, Well no,

783
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,200
Speaker 2: but I can barely reach that. What are you doing, Kyle?

784
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:11,080
Speaker 2: You're doing like fucking yoga over here. You don't got

785
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 2: to go.

786
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 12: I'm doing what he's saying. Well, sure, I'm not saying

787
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:18,240
Speaker 12: you have to go like, well, you said the exact post,

788
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 12: so I don't know when you're here's.

789
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 3: The post, here's the post, Okay, look it up, all right,

790
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:28,400
Speaker 3: and then you go because there's the cheeks are spread.

791
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,239
Speaker 2: So it's like, yeah, yeah, that's chill. I have never

792
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 2: tried it. I've never tried it, dude.

793
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 3: We were shooting Game Overman and uh yeah, it's a

794
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 3: good movie shooting Game over Man, and we were doing

795
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,759
Speaker 3: a scene that ended up getting cut that was gonna

796
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 3: be the end of the movie, and then we changed

797
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 3: it because they're.

798
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 2: Like, wiping his ass is the end of the movie. Yeah,

799
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 2: maybe not.

800
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,439
Speaker 3: And then I uh, They're like, and then wipe your ass.

801
00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 3: I'm like okay, and then I wipe my ass. I

802
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 3: wipe my ass and everyone, the whole crew goes, what

803
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:03,960
Speaker 3: the fuck are you doing? Why are you doing that?

804
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,000
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, i'mpe in my ass. And then I remember,

805
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 3: like one crew guy was like, yeah, that's how you

806
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:10,800
Speaker 3: wipe an ass.

807
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

808
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,880
Speaker 1: I remember after all that, it was cool because we

809
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:15,719
Speaker 1: were like, fine, okay, you wipe your ass standing up,

810
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: and when you stood up, there was your dick again,

811
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 1: right in the shot. And so the real ending of

812
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:24,160
Speaker 1: the movie was not just you wiping your ass, it

813
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: was your dick standing right.

814
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,480
Speaker 2: And then that was.

815
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 3: Liked, dick, thanks dude, good looking out, good looking out.

816
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 2: Yeah.

817
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: That was like the only note that fucking uh Netflix

818
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: gave us was you gotta change that ending?

819
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 4: That was it.

820
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 2: The dick is too big? What the isaac? Can I

821
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 2: get a fucking beer out here? God damn it, buddy, Yeah,

822
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 2: that thing I lost. This little dickhead there he is,

823
00:43:56,640 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 2: I seen your titty? Are your kidy? Dude? Isaac is

824
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 2: a changed mail. Isaac comeing to everybody. Yeah, I get

825
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 2: in here, so cool? We got the Isaac TI. No,

826
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 2: we fucking love this man. We love him.

827
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 3: Isaac signed us when we were all like twenty two,

828
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 3: twenty three years old.

829
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,720
Speaker 2: You're really touching my thigh there, you guys. He signed

830
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,439
Speaker 2: I got in when we got Workaholics. He wanted nothing

831
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 2: to do with me. Thank you for Workaholics.

832
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: It's true, and that's how we started. But it's okay,

833
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: We're past that and I love you, Adam. Continue. We

834
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: love this male.

835
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 2: So we love him so much.

836
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 3: And what the cool thing about doing the podcast is

837
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:43,440
Speaker 3: we've said so many stories about Isaac that now when

838
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 3: he comes out, people lose their minds and it's so

839
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:46,479
Speaker 3: cool to see.

840
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 11: Yeah, because he does not yeah yep. And my favorite

841
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 11: part about it is he does not like it.

842
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 3: No, absolutely hates the attention, could not dislike it more,

843
00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 3: hates being here and that brings me so much joy.

844
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't like you guys. Tell me to show

845
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 2: my texts. Go ahead, everybody horn everybody yo that is

846
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: looking on Isaac, take a bow, take a bow. I

847
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 2: think hey, I think was it wlate were you born here, bro,

848
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,040
Speaker 2: Isaac was born in San Francisco, so give it up. Yeah,

849
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 2: that's fucking huge. I like him. That's fucking huge, Bro,

850
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 2: that's cool. Tell the people that Isaac Horn is back.

851
00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 2: That's cool, dude. Oh yeah, wait? Does does the Paramount

852
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 2: Theater have anything to do with Paramount Gluss? No?

853
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:55,960
Speaker 1: No, no, you cannot get those wires crossed tonight. This

854
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,719
Speaker 1: is one of the coolest fucking theaters we've been in

855
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 1: on this tour. It's gorgeous, a fucking gorgeous theater.

856
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 2: It has nothing to do with that dumb ass app Yeah,

857
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:12,480
Speaker 2: where's he going? What is Adam doing? I don't know,

858
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,440
Speaker 2: but now it's us. Should we do like nasty dude

859
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 2: again or something?

860
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, something's come over me. I haven't

861
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 3: been able to walk hardly for like a year and

862
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 3: a half, and suddenly I come to the Bay and

863
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 3: I can fucking runs that bay water.

864
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 2: Baby mud, that dirty baywater trash. Some got in me.

865
00:46:37,239 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 2: So we were given this shirt by I believe his

866
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 2: name is Sid or her name is Sid? Is this

867
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 2: Sid right here? No? Are you just a guy?

868
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 3: So we were giving this shirt and I'm not gonna

869
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 3: say what it says. But you want to chant a word,

870
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 3: go ahead, and if you all want to do it

871
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,760
Speaker 3: at one to three.

872
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 2: Again, ye know what I mean? Yeah, unless and we

873
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: have to quantify this, unless they want to hire us. Yeah,

874
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 2: unless we're hired for everything, in which case we would

875
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,919
Speaker 2: love to go back. Yes, yeah, or if they actually

876
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 2: we're kind of counting on that money this year.

877
00:47:21,800 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 3: So it's kind of really fucked up, but really fucked up.

878
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 3: That is why we're on tour currently, why we are

879
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 3: on tour. We thank you guys for coming out. We

880
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 3: would have absolutely loved to give you the movie. We

881
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 3: were so excited about it. The script was great. The

882
00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 3: one that shall not be named did a great job

883
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 3: writing the script.

884
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 11: Yes he did most of it, but give it up

885
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,000
Speaker 11: for him because he did write a hell of a

886
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 11: scripts and we are super.

887
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:55,919
Speaker 2: Proud of it and him. Fuck it. What's up, Kyle?

888
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 2: You fucking bored? What's going on? No?

889
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,720
Speaker 1: No, Dur's just texted Actually he put it said honestly

890
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 1: right when you said that, he's texted him broken heart.

891
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 2: Oh he's sad.

892
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 3: Why because someone for sure texted him going like, dude,

893
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:10,959
Speaker 3: you're a fucking bitch.

894
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:13,919
Speaker 2: Why aren't you here? No, no, no, they probably said

895
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 2: some really sad shit. Oh sure, I think we might

896
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 2: be finally.

897
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 3: Guess this was my make a wish to see the

898
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 3: four of you together.

899
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, I'm dying in three two one. No,

900
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 2: this is good. He's showing emotion. This is good.

901
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 3: That actually is crazy. Last night we put a spotlight

902
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 3: on him since he's never said. We've all like, we've

903
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 3: been best friends for twenty years, you know, and these

904
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 3: guys even longer. Yeah, and so you know, when you

905
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,279
Speaker 3: grown up with each other, and then we've had like

906
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 3: this crazy wild ride with each other with workholics in

907
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 3: the movies, and you know, since we're now the podcast,

908
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,960
Speaker 3: it's it's been pretty crazy.

909
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, very great. We mean, so we mean so.

910
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 3: Much to each other, and we love each other like brothers.

911
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 3: And we've all said like at some point like I

912
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:01,400
Speaker 3: fucking love you due yeah.

913
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah times, I love you guys.

914
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 3: Sometimes I love you very I love you very much,

915
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 3: and I also love you very much. I love you

916
00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 3: as well, maybe fifty times. And he's he's always like

917
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 3: and also with you and I also, you guys are

918
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 3: really cool dudes that I work.

919
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,839
Speaker 4: With and we're like, all right, well, yeah, yeah, those

920
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,880
Speaker 4: are the sickest work friends ever ever did.

921
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:26,799
Speaker 3: Couldn't imagine better work friends. And last time we put

922
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,759
Speaker 3: a spotlight on his ass and made him say really

923
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 3: nice things.

924
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he slipped at the very end, he was like,

925
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 2: I love you, dude. Yeah he did. He did to

926
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,320
Speaker 2: each one of us. It was it was really quiet,

927
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 2: but he did it on.

928
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,919
Speaker 4: Now I'm starting to realize he's the type of guy

929
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 4: who will say I love you and then he thinks

930
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 4: he can do like fifty mean things in a row.

931
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:50,399
Speaker 2: Now, now what I told you, I love you, big

932
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 2: fucking deal. So I borrowed your car. Wait, that's a

933
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 2: mean thing, borrowing a car. I thought you're gonna say

934
00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 2: I didn't show up.

935
00:49:57,880 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought, yeah, you're gonna go right, he faked

936
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 3: a family emergency.

937
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 2: That's probably the logical thing I should have said.

938
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,799
Speaker 3: But yeah, because dude, if you want to borrow my car,

939
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 3: you're more than welcome to borrow it.

940
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:11,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

941
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,120
Speaker 2: To me, that is the greatest slight.

942
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 3: Fuck you for asking me to borrow my car and

943
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:20,800
Speaker 3: me saying yes, yeah, you know what, Fuck you, And

944
00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,399
Speaker 3: for an afternoon.

945
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,759
Speaker 2: For a whole afternoon, my ass after I said yes

946
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 2: and gave you the keys. I'm gonna be on you.

947
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:31,560
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest, man, we're hitting that that minute

948
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 4: where the buzzball finally goes to the next level.

949
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,359
Speaker 2: Is that how buzzballs work? They start down here, they

950
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 2: just go.

951
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 3: Well, because you know, you never see buzzball in like

952
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:48,800
Speaker 3: a nice part of town. No, No, You're never like

953
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,520
Speaker 3: in Beverly Hills and there's a buzz ball on the street.

954
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:54,520
Speaker 3: It's always like like, actually, my wife, we live in

955
00:50:54,560 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 3: a you know, we live in a nice neighborhood, and

956
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 3: she saw a buzzball on the sidewalk and it was

957
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,960
Speaker 3: not me, and she goes, we have to move.

958
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 2: Let's go.

959
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 4: There goes the neighborhood goes to neighborhood. Dude, do you

960
00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:23,400
Speaker 4: want to do some hot hot stories or what are

961
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:23,759
Speaker 4: you thinking?

962
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it. Let's do some hot hot topics. Guy,

963
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,480
Speaker 2: let's do it. Let's do it. Let's let's get into it.

964
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: Let's get into the thank god hot topics. Yes.

965
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 3: So, Carnival Cruise Lines gives a woman a lifetime cruise

966
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 3: band for packing CBD gummies.

967
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 2: Dude, Okay, a lifetime cruise band. Yeah, I know.

968
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,080
Speaker 3: Also, by the way, I've been on a Carnival cruise line.

969
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:49,440
Speaker 3: I went I don't know if it was Carnival, but

970
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,240
Speaker 3: I went on a cruise line. I hosted the Weezer

971
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:54,439
Speaker 3: cruise one year, which was yeah, it was super fun,

972
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 3: but it was like a really bad idea because they

973
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 3: gave me a microphone and then they go, yeah, you

974
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 3: could talk whenever you want, and I'm like all right,

975
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 3: And then I go and I'm like having fun and

976
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 3: I'm maybe drinking a little too much and I go

977
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 3: to the casino and then immediately I lost like five

978
00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. And so I went from like, come on

979
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:16,000
Speaker 3: down to the casino to like, don't come to the casino. Yeah, yeah,

980
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 3: they take all your fucking money down here at the casino.

981
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,040
Speaker 3: And I'm talking like the four thousand people that are

982
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 3: on the cruise ship, like you could hear it if

983
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 3: you're in your room brushing your teeth ready to.

984
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 2: Go to bed.

985
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 3: Me going like, don't come to the casino, stupid asses, man,

986
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,400
Speaker 3: Now do you even play crabs? Fucking rigged? And they

987
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 3: immediately came down They're like, can we see your microphone?

988
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,799
Speaker 3: I thought it was chunking, and they were like, and uh,

989
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 3: you're good with the microphone. And also, by the way,

990
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:48,200
Speaker 3: so many people offered me cocaine on the cruise shop

991
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 3: on the cruise ship, like there and they go they

992
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 3: snuck it in their Altoid's pack. So the fact that

993
00:52:57,640 --> 00:53:02,799
Speaker 3: they a lifetime band for sad gummies you wild incarnival.

994
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:05,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah, I consider that. I consider

995
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,880
Speaker 2: that to be fucked up.

996
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, what the hell are you supposed to do on

997
00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:11,880
Speaker 4: a cruise ship besides get like completely blitzed out of

998
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 4: your mind?

999
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,400
Speaker 3: Well, I think you can alay like CVD, you're not

1000
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:16,680
Speaker 3: even getting blitzed dude.

1001
00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's super like taking a nice bubble bath. Yeah,

1002
00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:23,160
Speaker 2: you're just trying to let your joints relax a little bit. Yeah. Yeah,

1003
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,080
Speaker 2: I feel like CBD is the equivalent of like a

1004
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:26,879
Speaker 2: scented candle. Dude.

1005
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 3: You should see my CBD game at home. Really, I

1006
00:53:31,680 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 3: two like fifty gummies A nine. I got balmed a

1007
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 3: rub on my joints. Hell yeah, okay, hey doesn't work.

1008
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:45,080
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Snake oil Yeah, let me waiting.

1009
00:53:45,239 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, yes, I promise I am doing that. Have

1010
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,120
Speaker 2: you guys, by the way, have you guys. Ever been

1011
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 2: on a cruise?

1012
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah, I have fuckingness I have. I've been

1013
00:53:52,600 --> 00:53:54,239
Speaker 1: on a cruise and with the one that I went

1014
00:53:54,280 --> 00:54:00,560
Speaker 1: on had unlimited pizza. Whoa, oh, twenty four hours unlimited pizza.

1015
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 2: Oh I think it was twenty four hours. It was

1016
00:54:04,160 --> 00:54:04,760
Speaker 2: fucking awesome.

1017
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,640
Speaker 3: And were you a child when this blew your fucking mind?

1018
00:54:07,760 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 2: Or it was pizza? I was about fifteen years old.

1019
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, so fifteen at the age when you were just

1020
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 3: like fuck, I mean, I can't party, I'm with my parents.

1021
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 3: I'm on a cruise ship. Yes, yeah, so my whole

1022
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,839
Speaker 3: deal is to see if I can make them run

1023
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:23,520
Speaker 3: out of pizza.

1024
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:25,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, just go get another pizza.

1025
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: Dude.

1026
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:30,279
Speaker 2: Here's a quick question. If we did a cruise, Hang on,

1027
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 2: if we did a cruise, would you guys show up

1028
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:39,200
Speaker 2: to that ship? Yeah, that's good enough, dude. Call it

1029
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 2: the water trash Cruise. That'd be the best. Whoa, the

1030
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 2: water trash Cruise. That would be so fun, you know what,

1031
00:54:46,400 --> 00:54:47,200
Speaker 2: because you could do it.

1032
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:50,120
Speaker 3: There's like, I mean, I think they're between two thousand

1033
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 3: and four thousand cabins.

1034
00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:52,839
Speaker 1: Sick.

1035
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,400
Speaker 2: Let's fucking bang that shit out for a week. I

1036
00:54:56,520 --> 00:55:00,080
Speaker 2: think the I think these fucking cruises got p go

1037
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:01,279
Speaker 2: ball courts on him. Now.

1038
00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:04,120
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel like if I get on, I just

1039
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: want somebody to fucking knock me down.

1040
00:55:06,160 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 2: Try. I'm like goro, yeah, and that makes me rethink

1041
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 2: my pitch. Why you don't want me to? Okay, fucking dude,

1042
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:20,960
Speaker 2: that's blowing my ear drums out. It blows you fucking back. Baby.

1043
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 2: This is durorspighting us for talking so much shit earlier.

1044
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 2: He unleashed the ghost in here. So Red Lobster just

1045
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 2: lost a lot of money. Oh this is great.

1046
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:33,920
Speaker 3: On They've lost so much fucking money, twenty million dollars

1047
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 3: on endless shrimp.

1048
00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:38,279
Speaker 2: Kiss now, dude.

1049
00:55:38,280 --> 00:55:42,120
Speaker 3: They said, hey, we're doing endless shrimp, and then so

1050
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 3: many fucking awesome dope dudes were like, oh endless you

1051
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 3: say that's I'd like to put that to the fucking test.

1052
00:55:51,200 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 3: And my local Red Lobster and then they just show

1053
00:55:55,120 --> 00:56:00,839
Speaker 3: up and house twenty million dollar loss. Dude, that's incredible,

1054
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 3: holy shit balls. Ye, admittedly, and I like Red Lobster

1055
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 3: and their shrimp is all right, you know, I fuck

1056
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 3: up their shrimp, but it's the cheesy bread you go for.

1057
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1058
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,479
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, cheesy bread.

1059
00:56:12,520 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 3: Fucking yeah, now this was they just lost sixty million

1060
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 3: dollars because the TII Nation showed up and ate them

1061
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:24,160
Speaker 3: out of cheesy bread. Yes, that's what I really want

1062
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 3: to hear in the in the news.

1063
00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you saying, Cheddar biscuits? Biscuits, That's what

1064
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 2: it is.

1065
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:34,400
Speaker 4: Chander biscuits, of course, Yeah, of cotuits or just jello

1066
00:56:34,520 --> 00:56:39,280
Speaker 4: at the at the at the salad bar. Imagine eating

1067
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,960
Speaker 4: twenty million dollars worth of jello at the.

1068
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 1: Salad Dude, that's a fucking of jello because jello is

1069
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,160
Speaker 1: pretty cheap.

1070
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 4: If I e jello as fuck, but I'm a like,

1071
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:50,319
Speaker 4: it just turns into liquid in your mouth.

1072
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:53,840
Speaker 2: So wait, so you could basically drink jello? Well do

1073
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,400
Speaker 2: they even serve jello at Red Lobster? Oh?

1074
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 4: Maybe I'm thinking of Sizzler. Yeah, that is a superior establishment.

1075
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 2: Sizzler.

1076
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:09,440
Speaker 3: They are the Hey, dude, I take back that I

1077
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 3: love you from earlier, because fuck you, dude, you.

1078
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,480
Speaker 2: Want if you're going to Red Lobster over Sizzler.

1079
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 3: Wait, as far as a good meal goes, yeah, dude,

1080
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 3: Oh I guess, yeah, I guess.

1081
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,320
Speaker 2: I mean as far I mean Sisler holds a great

1082
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 2: place in my heart.

1083
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:26,840
Speaker 3: Like anytime you put the little like leaf on the steak,

1084
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:28,040
Speaker 3: I'm like, it was fancy.

1085
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's called parsley. By the way, is it yeah?

1086
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:36,360
Speaker 2: Is it okay to eat the garnish the parsley? Do

1087
00:57:36,600 --> 00:57:39,160
Speaker 2: you remember? I remember, yeah, asking if I could eat

1088
00:57:39,160 --> 00:57:39,680
Speaker 2: the garnish.

1089
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 3: I remember being in like I was like six or seven,

1090
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 3: and my parents they would allow you, like, you know,

1091
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 3: we didn't have a ton of money when I was

1092
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,200
Speaker 3: growing up, and they were like, we can go out

1093
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 3: to eat on your birthday and you get to pick

1094
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 3: the restaurant. But I don't know fucking restaurants. Dude, I'm seven,

1095
00:57:52,520 --> 00:57:55,680
Speaker 3: and they're not telling me restaurants. Yeah, don't take a

1096
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,120
Speaker 3: list of nice restaurants.

1097
00:57:57,160 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 2: Are just saying you get a pick.

1098
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 3: And they're like, fucking don't picked Chuck e Cheeses.

1099
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:02,840
Speaker 2: God damn, that's the only one he knows.

1100
00:58:03,200 --> 00:58:06,000
Speaker 3: Or McDonald's would be fine, but Chucky jeesus, fuck no.

1101
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 3: And then I saw a Sizzler commercial and it looked

1102
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,560
Speaker 3: so goddamn fancy.

1103
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: I was like, so I go upstairs and I remember

1104
00:58:15,400 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 2: like being a little nervous and being like mama. I

1105
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 2: was like Mama, and she's like, when did you become

1106
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:26,760
Speaker 2: a British little boy? You? Because I was trying to

1107
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:27,160
Speaker 2: be fancy.

1108
00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 3: I'm like, Mama that, yeah, can we please eat at

1109
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:35,040
Speaker 3: this fine dining in an establishment I saw in the

1110
00:58:35,080 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 3: television set and she's like, what is it? And I

1111
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:40,520
Speaker 3: go Sizzler and my mom the look of enjoyment. She

1112
00:58:40,640 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 3: was like oh, and she was like, yeah, I think

1113
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 3: we could swing that. And I remember thinking, I'm taking them.

1114
00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 2: For all their works. Oh yeah, got him with the

1115
00:58:55,360 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 2: broke cass. I'm about to eat my weight and shrink.

1116
00:59:02,520 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course, and I will do that immediately.

1117
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 3: Noise, dude, zombie deer disease confirmed?

1118
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: What?

1119
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1120
00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 2: Yes, I like.

1121
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 3: I like how one woman was like, no, get the

1122
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,400
Speaker 3: fuck out of here with zombie dear disease.

1123
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: Zombie means that you come to life after your dead. Yeah,

1124
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,360
Speaker 1: so this is talking about reanimated deer.

1125
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 2: Hey, shut up, you bitch, I'm about to read it.

1126
00:59:34,280 --> 00:59:40,480
Speaker 2: I just want to know read it. Hey, dude. By

1127
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 2: the way, it's kind of more fun with outdoors, right. Yeah,

1128
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:47,400
Speaker 2: I've had a much better time. Sorry, dirty, You're rough

1129
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 2: the project. Goodbye.

1130
00:59:51,240 --> 00:59:57,320
Speaker 3: Zombie deer disease confirmed at Yellowstone. Hey, I know officials

1131
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 3: worn to avoid wildlife. Yellowstone National Park officials are warning

1132
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:05,160
Speaker 3: travelers to steer clear of wildlife after a zombie deer

1133
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:09,080
Speaker 3: is found dead near Yellowstone Lake, a hotspot inside the

1134
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:10,520
Speaker 3: heavily visited national park.

1135
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 2: Huh okay.

1136
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 3: The deceased adult mule deer suffered from chronic wasting disease

1137
01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 3: or c w D, a contagious and fatal sickness that

1138
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 3: affects deer reindeer.

1139
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:33,480
Speaker 2: Are those even real? The cause of deer reindeer? Bigfoot squad,

1140
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 2: a cobra, dude, I did not know that.

1141
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 3: And ghosts, Well, this makes me not believe there's a

1142
01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 3: whole thing. They just snuck in reindeer, Like, I'm not

1143
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:47,160
Speaker 3: going to catch that ship.

1144
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 2: Santa Claus could not be reached for comments. By the way,

1145
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 2: it's for sure real, and we would all fucking eat

1146
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 2: ship on. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? A

1147
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 2: fifth grader'd be like, wait the real Adam, I was

1148
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 2: just don't fly, you fucking idiot. Yeah, I was playing along.

1149
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 2: But reindeer is a very real animal. Yeah you know

1150
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:16,680
Speaker 2: that for a fact. Yes, I've eaten reindeer in Alaska.

1151
01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, well then great, yeah dude, and I also

1152
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:19,520
Speaker 3: knew that.

1153
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. Or I'm a dumb ass and I

1154
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,160
Speaker 2: just had a hot dog in Alaska. It just said

1155
01:01:26,240 --> 01:01:31,280
Speaker 2: redeer till this California bitch's reindeer. You were eating a

1156
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:35,800
Speaker 2: North restaurant. They don't know, they don't know. Yeah, they

1157
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:38,200
Speaker 2: all fears on. They're like, yeah, it's reindeer.

1158
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:42,840
Speaker 12: I don't know, dude, fucking ballpark, frank dog, I don't know, man.

1159
01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 3: Uh, reindeer, elk and moose, causing zombie like symptoms including

1160
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:59,120
Speaker 3: excessive drooling, okay, pile drooping, ears me, head trimmers, blake, teeth,

1161
01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 3: grinding me, and reluctance to move. There is currently no

1162
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 3: vaccine or non treatment for the disease.

1163
01:02:13,520 --> 01:02:16,480
Speaker 2: WHOA can't spread to humans? Can it spread the human?

1164
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 2: Wiser's cooking up some ship. Yeah, like the next grade pan.

1165
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:23,440
Speaker 2: Baby here it comes there.

1166
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, we just hear like reindeer loose

1167
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 3: in major cities work. Did a reindeer get out here?

1168
01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 2: Dude, hurry, it's jumping out of a Pfizer pan.

1169
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,760
Speaker 4: They just spray paint fucking deer green and they're like,

1170
01:02:36,880 --> 01:02:38,080
Speaker 4: look out, it's zombie deer.

1171
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 2: Get a poke, you gotta get.

1172
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,760
Speaker 8: I stand by the vaccine. I stand by the vaccine.

1173
01:02:50,200 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 8: I've got in on the boosters. Sorry, can I get

1174
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,520
Speaker 8: some hot cues and hot Oh?

1175
01:03:00,680 --> 01:03:04,960
Speaker 2: Hell yeah? Does it say it doesn't It doesn't say

1176
01:03:05,040 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 2: that if it can go to humans.

1177
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: Right.

1178
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 2: It can't transfer to humans, not yet. It does not

1179
01:03:10,080 --> 01:03:13,840
Speaker 2: say that thing. Okay, good, they appreciate that. Isaac Horn everybody,

1180
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 2: oh from San Francisco. Yeah it is. It does not

1181
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:19,280
Speaker 2: say if it can transfer, but you know for sure

1182
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:25,880
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty four, Oh shit, what was that? Okay,

1183
01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 2: we're not gonna do it now. Yeah, there's no way.

1184
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 2: We'll look like that later.

1185
01:03:31,680 --> 01:03:31,800
Speaker 1: Bro.

1186
01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 2: He just threw a brick at me and was like,

1187
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 2: make this movie. No, all right, we'll check it out later.

1188
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:43,840
Speaker 2: All right, No, I will read it. I will read it.

1189
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:48,440
Speaker 2: I will read it. What if that's uh huh, what

1190
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 2: if that's my next wife? What if that was Steven

1191
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 2: Spielberg and it just fucked it all up?

1192
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,920
Speaker 3: Could be that's how my mom thought how worked. When

1193
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 3: I first moved to Hollywood. She was just like, just

1194
01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:07,800
Speaker 3: introduce yourself. Just go to the studio, say, hi, I'm new.

1195
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,320
Speaker 1: Well that is how Spielberg got in. He like snuck

1196
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:15,200
Speaker 1: onto the fucking lot and took took an office.

1197
01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:19,640
Speaker 2: Hey, well, good work, homie. Yeah, by the way, onto

1198
01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,960
Speaker 2: the paramount lot. By the way, we couldn't even get

1199
01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:22,880
Speaker 2: our movie made.

1200
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 6: So yeah, right, we're yeah, we're actually having a lot

1201
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:26,880
Speaker 6: of cheuble.

1202
01:04:27,440 --> 01:04:28,880
Speaker 2: We're not those guys, pal.

1203
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, the green lights, the green lights just aren't coming

1204
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: as quick as they.

1205
01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 2: So you guys had some hot cues and we got

1206
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 2: some sweet sweet as.

1207
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:53,800
Speaker 3: Bill Vee goes blank with an exclamation point, would you

1208
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 3: rather make the Workholics movie? Or oh shit, there's a

1209
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:01,080
Speaker 3: heavy hitter, bring the A's and Raiders and Raiders.

1210
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:09,520
Speaker 2: Back to Oakland? Oh my god? Whoa the Workaholics movie?

1211
01:05:11,960 --> 01:05:14,280
Speaker 2: Or or the A's and the Raiders?

1212
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:22,040
Speaker 3: Well, well see, and I know Blake's a pandering n asshole,

1213
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 3: so I have a I have a feeling what he's

1214
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 3: gonna choose.

1215
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 2: Well, it's it's all hypothetical, remember, bro, Yeah, you don't

1216
01:05:29,920 --> 01:05:30,960
Speaker 2: hold this power, Blake.

1217
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:35,960
Speaker 3: Yeah no, but your your family would have food to

1218
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 3: eat for another year if you chose the Workaholics movie,

1219
01:05:39,760 --> 01:05:42,280
Speaker 3: If you choose the Raiders or the A's.

1220
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 2: You'll watch a team absolutely suck. Cop you don't fuck,

1221
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 2: you don't funk around like that. Bro, Dude, I watch

1222
01:05:53,640 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 2: the games. I like both those teams. But yeah, well,

1223
01:05:56,080 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 2: and I don't know. I don't know if people are

1224
01:05:57,680 --> 01:05:58,320
Speaker 2: gonna get mad.

1225
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:03,440
Speaker 4: But you know, I'm one of those people who's as

1226
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:04,600
Speaker 4: Niners fan, so.

1227
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 2: Whoad. So I'll just say it out.

1228
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 4: I'll make the movie, Okay, I would love I'd love

1229
01:06:19,000 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 4: to make and bring the Warriors back to Oakland.

1230
01:06:21,280 --> 01:06:27,040
Speaker 2: God damn oh so okay, let's reopen Oracle be Ah

1231
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 2: get it?

1232
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 3: So Sean t gooes have Kyle and Blake collaborated on

1233
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:36,440
Speaker 3: a buzzball pickleball collab. I brought a demo of a

1234
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:39,240
Speaker 3: pickleball made out of an empty buzzballs.

1235
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 2: We have not collabed on that just quite yet, but

1236
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 2: maybe we will. I hope you guys do.

1237
01:06:53,240 --> 01:06:55,920
Speaker 3: And buzz and we hold no weight with buzzball, so

1238
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:58,720
Speaker 3: you can barely get buzzballs to the venues. Sometimes they're like,

1239
01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,440
Speaker 3: do we have to send more and more? We've kind

1240
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:02,880
Speaker 3: of made it a thing that we're throwing.

1241
01:07:02,640 --> 01:07:04,919
Speaker 2: Them out, and they're like, all right, all right guy.

1242
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 3: So Zach Thompson wants to know, can you guys energize

1243
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,560
Speaker 3: us tonight and give us the energy friends till the end?

1244
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 3: Oh wow, no, but we're hoping a portal opens up

1245
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 3: to another realm.

1246
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe we can. We hope you get some energy

1247
01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:22,440
Speaker 2: from that. I hope so.

1248
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 3: So Leslie asked, can you ask the wizards if they

1249
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,880
Speaker 3: will ever perform at the Gathering? The Dark Carnival of

1250
01:07:29,920 --> 01:07:32,280
Speaker 3: the Souls, as Adam likes to call it, is that

1251
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 3: now it's called the Dark Carnival.

1252
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 2: I thought it was called the Dark Carnival. That is

1253
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,920
Speaker 2: what it's called. That's the gathering. I guess that's the gathering.

1254
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:43,400
Speaker 2: But yeah, we we can ask. Now, we don't have

1255
01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:45,960
Speaker 2: the power to open the portal. They come out when

1256
01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:46,600
Speaker 2: they want to.

1257
01:07:47,120 --> 01:07:50,880
Speaker 4: But I bet, I bet Juggalos could summon the Wizzards

1258
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:57,680
Speaker 4: for sure, could power if anybody could jug So Aaron.

1259
01:07:57,520 --> 01:07:59,919
Speaker 3: Ann would like to know if you were a Thanksgiving song,

1260
01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:04,720
Speaker 3: which would you be? And why, dude, I'm that stuffing

1261
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,600
Speaker 3: damn that's damn.

1262
01:08:07,040 --> 01:08:07,640
Speaker 2: No boy, you.

1263
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:14,240
Speaker 3: Gravy, you smother over everything, the gloves of diarrhea.

1264
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:19,760
Speaker 2: I'm green bean casserole. An acquired taste but boy do

1265
01:08:19,880 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 2: I love it. But my cousin Devin fucking kills it

1266
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 2: and she's in the building. I'm gonna have that on Thursday.

1267
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:31,479
Speaker 2: I want that Castle role girl.

1268
01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:37,080
Speaker 3: So just justice nives names names, m m all right.

1269
01:08:37,760 --> 01:08:40,679
Speaker 3: Of the four of you, who has there's only three.

1270
01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 2: R I p.

1271
01:08:42,720 --> 01:08:45,720
Speaker 3: Dursey's dead to us of the well, No, we could

1272
01:08:45,760 --> 01:08:47,800
Speaker 3: say this for durs Of the four of you, who

1273
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:50,080
Speaker 3: has the best chance of winning Dancing with the.

1274
01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:54,640
Speaker 2: Stars, who has the best moves? I don't know. I

1275
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:58,599
Speaker 2: feel here's here's here's what I think. I think.

1276
01:09:00,720 --> 01:09:05,400
Speaker 3: Speaking for myself, I think I would probably if I

1277
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:07,640
Speaker 3: was at peak help, But I'm not.

1278
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,639
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna give this one to Blake. I think

1279
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:13,080
Speaker 2: he would. I kind of think that blazing. He also

1280
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:13,760
Speaker 2: has the hair.

1281
01:09:16,439 --> 01:09:19,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, but isn't Dancing with the Stars like really technical

1282
01:09:19,960 --> 01:09:21,840
Speaker 4: dancing like you're doing like that you.

1283
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:24,559
Speaker 2: Gotta basically be like, please don't stop the mess.

1284
01:09:32,439 --> 01:09:34,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going with I'm going with Adam, even if

1285
01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:38,280
Speaker 4: you're hurt. Here's the thing about Adam, he's fucked up.

1286
01:09:38,439 --> 01:09:40,599
Speaker 4: He doesn't even give a fuck once he gets on stage.

1287
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:41,120
Speaker 4: He's just like.

1288
01:09:42,960 --> 01:09:46,320
Speaker 2: You, bro, he saw how fucking crazy fast. I was

1289
01:09:46,400 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 2: running earlier. Please don't. It's in lane bottom of it's

1290
01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:06,920
Speaker 2: away a simplement a day. Yeah like that. I like that.

1291
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to learn the base part of that. I'm

1292
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:14,120
Speaker 2: sure the party Okay.

1293
01:10:14,200 --> 01:10:17,040
Speaker 3: So Neville Maddenson wants to know what is the highest

1294
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,920
Speaker 3: paying job outside of the entertainment industry. You think you'd

1295
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:23,200
Speaker 3: be able to successfully fake it through a day, through

1296
01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 3: at least a day, the highest paying job, at least

1297
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:29,599
Speaker 3: a day President of the motherfucking United States of America,

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01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:38,920
Speaker 3: by Donkey Trump proved that anyone can fake it. That

1299
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 3: motherfucker does not know what's happening on right now. Joe

1300
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:45,360
Speaker 3: Biden is fully just asleep. Other people are doing it.

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01:10:45,560 --> 01:10:46,320
Speaker 2: It's incredible.

1302
01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,360
Speaker 3: The last two presidents have been some of my favorite,

1303
01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:54,240
Speaker 3: the funniest, because I'm just the type of guy that

1304
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:54,920
Speaker 3: you know I would.

1305
01:10:55,120 --> 01:10:57,680
Speaker 2: I'm an anarchist at heart. I love to see it

1306
01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:01,240
Speaker 2: all burn to the ground, and we're heading that way.

1307
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:06,600
Speaker 2: Adam would be a president who just makes hella holidays

1308
01:11:08,360 --> 01:11:13,240
Speaker 2: like this is an official holiday. Today is Sizzler Day. Yeah.

1309
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,200
Speaker 3: In the first party mean bit in the first thirty

1310
01:11:18,280 --> 01:11:21,600
Speaker 3: days of his presidency, Adam devined gave us one and

1311
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:26,240
Speaker 3: twenty new Holidays his executive power, and he pardoned a

1312
01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,960
Speaker 3: lot of people, dude, and then weirdly he turned every

1313
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:32,440
Speaker 3: water fountain into milk.

1314
01:11:32,439 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 2: Shake water fountain. Yeah, no, htwoo for the kiddy, he's

1315
01:11:37,840 --> 01:11:38,760
Speaker 2: gotta plump him up.

1316
01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:42,599
Speaker 1: I think I could fake my way through one day

1317
01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:45,720
Speaker 1: of being a crab fisherman, and then I would cry, you.

1318
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 2: Think you could deadliest catch? I think I could fake

1319
01:11:48,400 --> 01:11:50,960
Speaker 2: my way through one day. I'm not saying that's why.

1320
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:53,080
Speaker 3: He's doing so much pickleball, that low stance to be

1321
01:11:53,160 --> 01:11:54,280
Speaker 3: on the rocking boat, just like.

1322
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they get paid a lot. That's why I'm like,

1323
01:11:57,360 --> 01:12:00,720
Speaker 2: that's a high paying job. I can't faking it. Do

1324
01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:02,760
Speaker 2: you mean you just like curl up in a ball

1325
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:05,840
Speaker 2: and sleep in like the bunk. That's definitely what's happening

1326
01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 2: day two.

1327
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:12,599
Speaker 3: Okay for a day, yeah, being like a high stakes

1328
01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:15,960
Speaker 3: like Wall Street trader and just being like, we gotta

1329
01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,560
Speaker 3: sell it because you know, you make it through it

1330
01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:20,080
Speaker 3: one day and you go, fuck, I was wrong.

1331
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:20,559
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1332
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 3: You like let it burn right, You're like Frocter and

1333
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:30,360
Speaker 3: gamble fucking continent toilet paper. We gotta sell off. And

1334
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:33,519
Speaker 3: meanwhile they're like, no, everyone needs to wipe their ass running.

1335
01:12:33,640 --> 01:12:35,840
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like I could fudge it

1336
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:40,680
Speaker 2: through one day of being a lawyer. Oh really, you're

1337
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:45,720
Speaker 2: constantly going like exactly or like would you be like

1338
01:12:45,840 --> 01:12:52,280
Speaker 2: caveman lawyer? Yeah, just a caveman. I don't understand these

1339
01:12:52,400 --> 01:12:54,960
Speaker 2: flying machines. Oh, you just have to stall. You just

1340
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:58,080
Speaker 2: have to keep being like, can I approach the bench right?

1341
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:01,559
Speaker 2: He's like a game. It's like, yeah, man, I would

1342
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:04,360
Speaker 2: just there's some shit, I gotta go pool again.

1343
01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 3: So you're day of being a lawyer as you have

1344
01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:12,679
Speaker 3: your chronic diarrhea and the judge being like Jesus, okay

1345
01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:16,000
Speaker 3: another recess guys shitt his fucking pains.

1346
01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:19,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a certain amount of time you just have

1347
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:21,360
Speaker 4: to kind of fake having diarrhea. And then they're like,

1348
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 4: all right, we're gonna continue tomorrow.

1349
01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,599
Speaker 2: Cord A journed. Yeah, I'm done.

1350
01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:31,000
Speaker 3: So the top guns they want to know, can we

1351
01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:31,880
Speaker 3: get a shout out?

1352
01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,240
Speaker 2: Hey, by the way, love this? No question?

1353
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:36,080
Speaker 3: Can we get a shout out to the top I

1354
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,679
Speaker 3: guess that had is question? Can we get a shout

1355
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,360
Speaker 3: out to the three top guns in row three. Okay, Marita,

1356
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,120
Speaker 3: Lindsey and Cheyenne, we want to.

1357
01:13:45,120 --> 01:13:47,960
Speaker 2: Go to to mam camp baby. Happy early fortieth to

1358
01:13:48,080 --> 01:13:49,759
Speaker 2: shy Lane, I believe.

1359
01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:53,280
Speaker 3: And then the most important thing, congrats on surviving cancer.

1360
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:58,000
Speaker 1: Big shout out there we go, yes, hey, hey, there's

1361
01:13:58,040 --> 01:14:01,600
Speaker 1: the top guns right there, you homies, and congrats on

1362
01:14:02,439 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 1: beating cancer.

1363
01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:07,040
Speaker 2: Fuck cancer. Absolutely sure. But by the way, that is

1364
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,800
Speaker 2: not the third row and it's not even close. Yeah.

1365
01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:14,559
Speaker 4: Way to flex on the card and then get spotted

1366
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 4: in row thirteen.

1367
01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:20,600
Speaker 3: They're like row three, and then they get here and

1368
01:14:20,640 --> 01:14:23,000
Speaker 3: they're like, and that one was in front of the

1369
01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:25,640
Speaker 3: three was to be fair though, they sat you in

1370
01:14:25,800 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 3: front of where my own mother is.

1371
01:14:27,720 --> 01:14:30,200
Speaker 2: So no, those are good.

1372
01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:32,080
Speaker 3: Those are good seats. These people in the front row

1373
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,760
Speaker 3: were like, this is too close. Yeah, this is too close.

1374
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,639
Speaker 2: Bill really does smell like shit.

1375
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:38,760
Speaker 6: I do, I do.

1376
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:40,400
Speaker 2: It's true he kept farting.

1377
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:45,360
Speaker 3: Marita wants to know, please ask the crowd what's my

1378
01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:46,320
Speaker 3: favorite word?

1379
01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:53,280
Speaker 2: Y'all nailed it, And with that, I think we go.

1380
01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,559
Speaker 3: Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams. Oh yes,

1381
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 3: I guess I would like to apologize for not making

1382
01:15:02,479 --> 01:15:05,439
Speaker 3: it on that the top balcony. That first buzzball toss

1383
01:15:05,479 --> 01:15:08,400
Speaker 3: when I'm trying to and I hit the side, it exploded,

1384
01:15:08,680 --> 01:15:11,800
Speaker 3: and I just imagined. This is like a fancy old

1385
01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,880
Speaker 3: timey theater, And a lot of times when people come

1386
01:15:13,920 --> 01:15:18,479
Speaker 3: to fancy old timey theaters, they wear their favorite minks,

1387
01:15:18,800 --> 01:15:19,799
Speaker 3: you know, minks.

1388
01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,400
Speaker 2: They wear their favorite.

1389
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:24,479
Speaker 3: Minks, so they have their nice minks out, and then

1390
01:15:24,479 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, a lima rita buzzball.

1391
01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:31,800
Speaker 2: Rains down upon them, and I ruined their favorite mink.

1392
01:15:32,360 --> 01:15:34,880
Speaker 2: And you have to talk to Isaac and he will

1393
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:36,080
Speaker 2: repay you for that mink.

1394
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:42,400
Speaker 4: Okay, I have a few epic giveaways from my personal collection.

1395
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:52,280
Speaker 4: First off, I have a Ramon Loriano bobble head. This

1396
01:15:52,479 --> 01:15:55,960
Speaker 4: is uh before they found out he was doing steroids,

1397
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:57,479
Speaker 4: so he could still throw people out.

1398
01:15:57,600 --> 01:16:01,280
Speaker 2: That's for you. Then I have a.

1399
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:07,000
Speaker 4: Starting lineup Mark McGuire. Oh shit, dude, I'll take that.

1400
01:16:07,280 --> 01:16:09,560
Speaker 4: I'll take that, y'all help me.

1401
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,960
Speaker 2: I'll take this was also before they found out he

1402
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 2: did steroids. I'll take that. PREMI Hero pre Hero, after

1403
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:19,600
Speaker 2: I found out he was on steroids. And then I

1404
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:23,640
Speaker 2: just want to think, dude, it's dope. That Aliah's here.

1405
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:27,000
Speaker 2: That's it, you're back. She's next.

1406
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,960
Speaker 4: I want to give something away from rapbay dot com.

1407
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:35,040
Speaker 4: Who wants to thistle Washington mactra back the crowd.

1408
01:16:36,040 --> 01:16:39,120
Speaker 2: The crowd wants that. Oh ship, that was like a

1409
01:16:39,240 --> 01:16:41,160
Speaker 2: mister ax. Yeah, that was like a boomerang. I thought

1410
01:16:41,160 --> 01:16:44,559
Speaker 2: that was going there over there. What about some of these?

1411
01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:46,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what you want to throw some teacher and

1412
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:49,280
Speaker 2: now we'll do that later. Whatever.

1413
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:54,719
Speaker 4: Happy birthday, Birthday, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.

1414
01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:58,720
Speaker 2: And my dad.

1415
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,040
Speaker 3: You know, I would just I would like to do

1416
01:17:03,080 --> 01:17:03,920
Speaker 3: an epic slam.

1417
01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:07,800
Speaker 2: Sure, sure, sure, sure, I would like to do house.

1418
01:17:07,240 --> 01:17:09,560
Speaker 3: Light sound please for this because I don't want to

1419
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,759
Speaker 3: see their faces when I fucking tear into Blake.

1420
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:15,960
Speaker 2: What what? Because I know it's your hometown crowd and.

1421
01:17:16,040 --> 01:17:17,920
Speaker 4: You're no, hey, you know what, and you're like a

1422
01:17:18,120 --> 01:17:22,240
Speaker 4: super cool dude here okay, yeah, no, hey, I get it.

1423
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:24,200
Speaker 3: Boo Blake. I understand you're booing Blake?

1424
01:17:24,400 --> 01:17:29,720
Speaker 2: What wa dude? You really hurt my feelings earlier? How

1425
01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 2: because you said that I'm a fat fuck.

1426
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:36,439
Speaker 3: I did know when we were backstage, I had my

1427
01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 3: shirt off, I'm looking at my body.

1428
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:41,840
Speaker 4: I am on currently on medicine that makes me hold

1429
01:17:41,880 --> 01:17:44,280
Speaker 4: on to wait. Okay, Gabba Pennton, look it up.

1430
01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:48,439
Speaker 2: Your boobs are huge. He was choking. So I'm on this,

1431
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,479
Speaker 2: I know, and I'm on this medicine.

1432
01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:53,160
Speaker 3: And then Blake go, I'm like, dude, I'm getting some

1433
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:55,559
Speaker 3: weight and you go, yeah, this is the fattest I've

1434
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,000
Speaker 3: ever seen.

1435
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:00,120
Speaker 2: Hurt my feeling. No, I didn't say that, and that

1436
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:02,759
Speaker 2: could have stayed that stage. The fact that you fucking

1437
01:18:02,960 --> 01:18:05,120
Speaker 2: said that, no, that is no. The fact that you

1438
01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:07,960
Speaker 2: said in front of the like you know, this meant

1439
01:18:08,040 --> 01:18:10,280
Speaker 2: a lot to me tonight. Thank you Oakland for coming

1440
01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,240
Speaker 2: out dude.

1441
01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:18,360
Speaker 9: He was just handering that. He was just noting, no handering. Yes, also, Oakland,

1442
01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:21,320
Speaker 9: thank you for being here. I love the Oakland Okay whatever, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1443
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:22,000
Speaker 2: I love this.

1444
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:24,280
Speaker 4: I love this because I actually have another take back,

1445
01:18:24,320 --> 01:18:26,840
Speaker 4: all right, I would love to take back the last

1446
01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:29,840
Speaker 4: twenty fucking years of our friendship because he's.

1447
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:33,759
Speaker 2: Fucking what I wish you. I wish it was durs

1448
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:39,040
Speaker 2: instead of at him. Fucking oh fuck are you you know?

1449
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,679
Speaker 2: Fuck you? I don't fuck you? No, no, I seriously

1450
01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:43,639
Speaker 2: fuck you. What are you gonna do about it. Fuck

1451
01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:44,599
Speaker 2: you don't fuck.

1452
01:18:44,439 --> 01:18:49,439
Speaker 13: You just fucking or something?

1453
01:18:50,320 --> 01:18:53,599
Speaker 2: No, what the is going on top stage? No, I'm

1454
01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:57,840
Speaker 2: out of here stage, I'm out of here. Where's the

1455
01:18:58,000 --> 01:19:02,160
Speaker 2: exiting stage? What I'm the one walking off stage? I'm

1456
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:06,800
Speaker 2: walking off stage very slowly. Oh really, you're walking off there?

1457
01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:10,960
Speaker 2: Where is Where is the exit in this? You dumb ass?

1458
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:13,559
Speaker 2: I don't even know how to get off the fucking stage,

1459
01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:22,080
Speaker 2: you dumb up. Stop guys, stop stop, just stop for

1460
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:24,439
Speaker 2: Isaac's too dumb to know how to work.

1461
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:30,680
Speaker 1: Just stop, dumb ass, Just give me two seconds and

1462
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 1: stop for a minute.

1463
01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,880
Speaker 11: Hey, Kyle, are you gonna try to reconcile us. I'm

1464
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:36,040
Speaker 11: gonna have to hate my best.

1465
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:39,920
Speaker 2: Friend for I have a guitar in my hand and

1466
01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:42,640
Speaker 2: I'm not afraid to use it. Please start.

1467
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:09,360
Speaker 7: Looking at the window watching rain for dime fu waiting

1468
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:17,400
Speaker 7: for my best friend, but he's nowhere around. I can't

1469
01:20:17,520 --> 01:20:22,320
Speaker 7: wait until I can see you. I picked up some steaks.

1470
01:20:22,439 --> 01:20:24,200
Speaker 7: We can't have a bambacue.

1471
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:28,599
Speaker 2: Me and you shall be friends until the end.

1472
01:20:28,960 --> 01:20:32,960
Speaker 5: Because you're all my for the fucking best friend. You're

1473
01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:37,840
Speaker 5: my past friend, you're my best friend. You're my best

1474
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:42,439
Speaker 5: friend until the tea that I die on my past friend.

1475
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:46,599
Speaker 5: You are my best friend. You're my best friend.

1476
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 2: There, tell the tea that I die looking at my

1477
01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:59,280
Speaker 2: window watching car strip by hour. Start fam Just thinking

1478
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:04,719
Speaker 2: about you tend it makes me want to cry out.

1479
01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:09,960
Speaker 2: I miss you so much since you've been away.

1480
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:13,640
Speaker 8: Really, other people start to think that I might be

1481
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:14,960
Speaker 8: gay like your family.

1482
01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:19,800
Speaker 2: I just think you are really cool, dude. And sometimes

1483
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,880
Speaker 2: that night I see you in the stars.

1484
01:21:22,680 --> 01:21:27,120
Speaker 13: You're my best friend. You're my best friend. You're my

1485
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:31,040
Speaker 13: best friend. And tell that day that I die. You're

1486
01:21:31,160 --> 01:21:35,200
Speaker 13: my best friend. You are my best friend. You are

1487
01:21:35,320 --> 01:21:38,920
Speaker 13: my best friend, and tell that day that I die.

1488
01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 13: He's my best friend.

1489
01:21:40,920 --> 01:21:44,599
Speaker 2: You are my math friend. You are my best friend.

1490
01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:48,679
Speaker 3: And tell the data I'm dying and my math friend.

1491
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:52,799
Speaker 2: Now I'm my best friend. He is my best friend,

1492
01:21:53,360 --> 01:22:04,800
Speaker 2: and tell the day that die. Friendship fucking rules, dude,

1493
01:22:05,120 --> 01:22:08,400
Speaker 2: And I love Oakland. Yeah, I'm so glad Jersey isn't here. Yeah,

1494
01:22:09,080 --> 01:22:12,080
Speaker 2: fuck Durst, dude. We have to have some epic giveaways.

1495
01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:13,000
Speaker 2: You have to give away.

1496
01:22:13,080 --> 01:22:17,240
Speaker 1: Get some skirts and shirts away, epic giveaways, ladies and Jerseys.

1497
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:22,560
Speaker 2: Fucking wrong, you guys, fucking wrong. Oh Glynn, thank you

1498
01:22:22,680 --> 01:22:27,040
Speaker 2: for coming out right in the center, right down pipe.

1499
01:22:27,479 --> 01:22:30,479
Speaker 2: You know that for dead. We fucking did this ship

1500
01:22:30,600 --> 01:22:35,080
Speaker 2: together again. That's fucking sick as fuck. That's where the coach.

1501
01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:37,959
Speaker 2: My god, so so much Oakland.

1502
01:22:38,200 --> 01:22:40,040
Speaker 3: Yes, this was such a fun show.

1503
01:22:40,240 --> 01:22:42,840
Speaker 10: This meant so much with these guys, and you get

1504
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:44,240
Speaker 10: out up and showed out.

1505
01:22:44,439 --> 01:22:48,960
Speaker 2: Look at that, look at that, and I woo and

1506
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:49,479
Speaker 2: this was.

1507
01:22:49,479 --> 01:22:54,680
Speaker 10: Another episode up this it's important.

1508
01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:56,880
Speaker 2: Thank you much