WEBVTT - Just B Rant: It Bears Repeating: Be OPEN

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so I've been really excited and motivated to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you guys, Like I don't know, I'm just in

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<v Speaker 1>the mode my skin is. I'm looking at it right

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<v Speaker 1>now for my rash, like ninety eight percent better, Feeling calmer,

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<v Speaker 1>feeling lean in like business and in focus and in

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<v Speaker 1>sleep and intention not in some drastic New Year's way,

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<v Speaker 1>just feeling very settled, very peaceful, very present, very open,

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<v Speaker 1>which was my resolution. Very yes, very let's make that plan.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go there and truthfully like exploring and experiencing the

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<v Speaker 1>interesting people that I've met through this journey where I

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<v Speaker 1>am always just sort of going somewhere for work, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm either promoting something or being paid to do something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going there, I'm engaging, I'm enjoying. Then I run

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<v Speaker 1>home or going somewhere in the past, you know, for

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<v Speaker 1>like just like dating, because it's like goal oriented now

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<v Speaker 1>it's sort of like I'm sort of just propelling energy

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<v Speaker 1>forward to make more things happen. So I don't feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm back in the Florida version of what I

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<v Speaker 1>did in Greenwich, meaning it's great that I walk on

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<v Speaker 1>the beach and it's great that I swim but I

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<v Speaker 1>am inclined to like nest and so that's great. But

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<v Speaker 1>five seconds ago, someone that I know is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be in town and I reached out here. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on. She's like, Oh, I'm in Florida this time.

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<v Speaker 1>Like okay, great, let's go to dinner at this new

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<v Speaker 1>amazing place. I'll get the reservation, like propelling forward. Then

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<v Speaker 1>this other man who's in the core, who's a very

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<v Speaker 1>successful billionaire, giant inventor, who I am setting up with

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<v Speaker 1>an a list human. I was like, Hey, this other

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<v Speaker 1>woman is coming to town, so do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get together for dinner? And it sounds like dropy, And

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<v Speaker 1>if I said the names, it would be name droppy.

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<v Speaker 1>But the point is like I never even connect with

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<v Speaker 1>the amazing people that I know, and I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know why I don't do that, you know, like everybody

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<v Speaker 1>does that. Like I don't know why I don't just

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<v Speaker 1>like make it happen, you know. And and it's not

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<v Speaker 1>like I need anything from anybody. I just mean, like

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<v Speaker 1>have a reason to put on a cute dress and

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<v Speaker 1>go out and like do something and be alive instead

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<v Speaker 1>of just like sitting home, which is what I do

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<v Speaker 1>so I'm proud of myself and like, there was somebody

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<v Speaker 1>who I know who is like, Oh, there's this man

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<v Speaker 1>who I know who I think is amazing and interesting

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<v Speaker 1>and he's older than most of the men that.

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<v Speaker 2>I usually talk to.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like great, you know, and he put

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<v Speaker 1>us on a text and now we know a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people in common, whether it doesn't matter, like whether

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<v Speaker 1>we're friends, whether we've been married, Like, we know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people in common. He was just the same

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<v Speaker 1>parts on some other outrageous crazy like next level person's vote.

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<v Speaker 1>None of this is relatable. Again, a lot of this

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna be unrelatable content, but it's not because it

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<v Speaker 1>could matter in your own neighborhood, in your own area

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<v Speaker 1>and your own community, your own cul de sec and

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<v Speaker 1>your own school events. Anything like this is you know,

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<v Speaker 1>in my world, I it doesn't matter whether I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>out with someone who is shoveling snow in my driveway

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<v Speaker 1>or in the white house.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do either.

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<v Speaker 1>So my point for me is that this person that

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<v Speaker 1>I was speaking to was like, oh, yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just in St.

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<v Speaker 2>Bart's with this person. I'm like, oh, I know that person.

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<v Speaker 1>I've known that person for thirty years and I said

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<v Speaker 1>I found it to be insufferable, and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I was on this person's crazy boat,

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<v Speaker 1>this major billionaire guy who was engaged to an AAA

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<v Speaker 1>plus plus list person, and he was like, I was

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<v Speaker 1>on this boat. And he's like, we have to talk,

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<v Speaker 1>like meaning like maybe he was feeling a certain kind

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<v Speaker 1>of way too. He was there and he was feeling

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<v Speaker 1>a certain kind of way too about it. The point is,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't matter who the people are, and it doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter that it's unrelatable elitist content. It matters that in

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<v Speaker 1>my life I've worked really hard. I worked really hard,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I like do charity, buy nice things, and

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<v Speaker 1>sit in my pajamas.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm inclined to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>So like just I'm like, it sounds stupid, but I'm

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<v Speaker 1>proud of myself for like reaching out to these people

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, let's get together for dinner and like

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<v Speaker 1>let me let's go and let me like do something,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and invite a friend and maybe a friend

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<v Speaker 1>meet someone like this is what's going on with the core.

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<v Speaker 1>The core is on fire. When I said it on

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<v Speaker 1>Call Her Daddy, it was something. Now it is a

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<v Speaker 1>stratospheric explosion, and it is like kinetic and it is contagious,

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<v Speaker 1>and it is like so good and it's so quality.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at a restaurant. I saw someone pretty high

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<v Speaker 1>profile who I know, and I would not normally get

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<v Speaker 1>up and walk up and say hi, but I did

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<v Speaker 1>just because I wanted to, like say hi. I had

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<v Speaker 1>been to dinner at this person's house and this person's

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<v Speaker 1>life partner was sitting with them, and I, what you

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<v Speaker 1>up to and we're talking about this and our kids

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<v Speaker 1>at schools in Florida and blah blah blah. And I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this core, this is happening. And if you know any

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<v Speaker 1>and then I said, also, I'll give you my number,

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<v Speaker 1>like instead of just like floated out there, which usually

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<v Speaker 1>just floated out though this person's not gonna go find

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<v Speaker 1>my number. And this person is in a relationship with

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<v Speaker 1>someone very hYP profile.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't need me.

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<v Speaker 1>But I said, I'll give you my number. So this

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<v Speaker 1>woman said, I'll text you right now. So I said,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you know anyone, So she messages me a

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<v Speaker 1>person a friend of hers. And I'll find that a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of women are very good with their single friends,

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<v Speaker 1>like they want their friends to meet people, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>really loving that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm loving that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like a thing that I'm surprised by, Okay, Like

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<v Speaker 1>people usually selfish and just thinking about themselves. So she

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<v Speaker 1>sends me this other person who is in her forties

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<v Speaker 1>and has had some health concerns and children have not

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<v Speaker 1>been a possibility, and people get insecure for different reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>And culturally. We had someone in here, very very very

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<v Speaker 1>to say successful be an understatement man, and we connected

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<v Speaker 1>them and they think mary each other's life partner. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so put that to the side. This other person, the

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<v Speaker 1>A list person who were setting up with this inventor

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<v Speaker 1>world giant. She brought up someone else to me, like saying, wait, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we have to find someone for this woman who's older,

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<v Speaker 1>like older. And by the way, when I bring up

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<v Speaker 1>all these major people, these are just like the name brands.

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<v Speaker 1>We have people that like make normal livings that are

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<v Speaker 1>madly in love. Like I'm just bringing this up because

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<v Speaker 1>it's more sizly and exciting. So she brings up this

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<v Speaker 1>other woman who I don't know exactly how old she is.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a known person, but she might be even like

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<v Speaker 1>seventies are approaching seventies very alive. Well guess what, now

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<v Speaker 1>we're finding someone for her in his seventies because she's

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<v Speaker 1>very alive and very fun, et cetera. So I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>saying like, by being open, it's like propelling everything forward

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<v Speaker 1>business wise and personal. And because I went out to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner the last two Sundays, that's when I ran into

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<v Speaker 1>the first person that referred me to this woman. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like because I went out that they would never

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<v Speaker 1>have happened. So, well, it's going out. It's good for me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good for my soul. It makes me put clothes on,

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<v Speaker 1>it makes me leave my house. It makes me feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm connected to something. It makes me feel like

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<v Speaker 1>i'm social. It makes me feel like I'm seeing the

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<v Speaker 1>people that I've known for all of these years I

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<v Speaker 1>never see and it makes me help people connect them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's making a business thrive. Like I'm being open, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>saying yes, things are working, you know. And I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>open in sane parts because it was too packed, suffocating

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<v Speaker 1>and crowded to be open. That's not open to me, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not intimate to me. That's like a flex that's

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<v Speaker 1>eating a bunch of expensive junk food and feeling no satisfaction. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So I like Chelsea Handler. I had her on this

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<v Speaker 1>podcast in the very beginning. I've met her maybe twice.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, she's snarky, she's fearless, napologetic.

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<v Speaker 2>Zero fox.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna talk in a minute about what she said

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<v Speaker 1>about Tom Brady, because I don't know why she said

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<v Speaker 1>what she said. But I mean, I do know why

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<v Speaker 1>she said what she said. She said she finds him boring,

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<v Speaker 1>et cetera, because that's what she feels. But we'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that in a minute. But I've always liked Chelsea.

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<v Speaker 1>Something she said recently lives rent free in my head,

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<v Speaker 1>my body, my pores, and I just am obsessed with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I'm obsessed with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just giving it Chelsea Handler like fucking Person of

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty six award right now. Because Chelsea Handler says

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't know she had a residency in Vegas.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm in Vegas, I definitely want to go.

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<v Speaker 1>She says that she takes her team to go gamble,

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<v Speaker 1>and she gives them money to gamble, and they lost

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<v Speaker 1>three grand until she wanted to get it back.

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<v Speaker 2>And I love that. She's like a degenerate like that.

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<v Speaker 1>You always talking about what pill she's taking, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>a degenerate that wants to go get her three grand back.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, she doesn't smoke cigarettes, but I just like,

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<v Speaker 1>I bet she wishes she did, just to be like

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<v Speaker 1>ripping butts at the casino table at Caesar's Palace. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's she's a fucking debt, lowdown, dirty broad.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. I get it. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's dated interesting, amazing people and I love that too,

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<v Speaker 1>And I get that too, like the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, she fucking does it her way. She's a

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<v Speaker 2>bad bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>So she takes her team to Vegas, takes them to

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<v Speaker 1>the tables. They lose her three thousand. She goes back

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<v Speaker 1>the next night she wants to win it back. She's

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<v Speaker 1>sitting next to a guy in a cowboy hat, and

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<v Speaker 1>she later sort of indicates that it's a Republican, which

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<v Speaker 1>of course it is because she's such a vocal Democrat,

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<v Speaker 1>and of course he's a Republican. As a matter of fact,

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<v Speaker 1>someone who's in the Core, a high profile person mentioned

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<v Speaker 1>her to me to be in. But I guess she's

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<v Speaker 1>dating someone because she tells the story how she goes

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<v Speaker 1>back to the tables to win the three thousand back,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a guy next to her in a cowboy hat,

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<v Speaker 1>and she says he has tons of chips, like thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of dollars of chips, So I'm already intreated. And she says,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need to borrow a couple thousand dollars. Don't worry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna win it back, which is fucking so gangster

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<v Speaker 1>and baller. So she says she's gonna win it back.

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<v Speaker 1>So she starts winning, and the table's popping off. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you're a gambler ever, I've been a gambler. I literally,

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<v Speaker 1>at fourteen years old, spent three weeks at Caesar's Palace

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<v Speaker 1>in Vegas because I grew up at the craps table

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<v Speaker 1>and the bedding windows at all the racetracks, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was a degenerate. I don't gamble anymore because I cannot

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<v Speaker 1>find any sort of peace or happiness or excitement from

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<v Speaker 1>winning any amount of money.

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<v Speaker 2>I could win in a casino, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be disgusted if I lost fifty dollars now,

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<v Speaker 1>because back then and I had no money, it didn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>You'd max your credit card out. Sometimes you'd go, like

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<v Speaker 1>get a phone plan. They'd give you some like fifty

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<v Speaker 1>dollars capital one card, I don't know what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you'd go like cash it in like a

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<v Speaker 1>degenerate at the casino, and they'd like take eighteen dollars

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<v Speaker 1>out of it and give you the thirty and you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be desperate and you or when you went to Atlantic City,

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<v Speaker 1>you wouldn't have enough money to get the gas for

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<v Speaker 1>the car. Like I've been a low down, dirty degenerate, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and I've taken twenty five dollars and turned it into

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<v Speaker 1>two thousand and thought it was a million dollars and

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<v Speaker 1>all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't gamble. I have no interest.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I literally have no interest, which is weird

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<v Speaker 1>because I had every interest. But by the way, it's entertainment.

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<v Speaker 1>You could go buy an air mes bag for fifteen hours.

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<v Speaker 1>That could be entertainment. You could go into the outlets.

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<v Speaker 1>You could go to a restaurant and pay fifty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for a pasta that costs five dollars to make. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a million ways to be entertained, okay, Buy a vibrator,

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<v Speaker 1>watch a movie, go to Vegas, go to the sphere,

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<v Speaker 1>go to the hard rock. Whatever you want to do, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>in any element, padel golf, sex clubs, take a steam,

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<v Speaker 1>get a massage. There's a million ways to spend money.

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<v Speaker 1>So Chelsea likes to go sit at those tables. You're

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<v Speaker 1>spending time. It's entertainment. Go with God. I spend more

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<v Speaker 1>money at the outlets at Sawgrass than Chelsea spends at

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<v Speaker 1>the table in ten hours. Okay, so she says, this guy,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna need a couple of thousand ships. The table

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<v Speaker 1>starts popping off. If you've ever been there, Like, the

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<v Speaker 1>energy is the energy, it really is, Connecticut, It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>And she said she's like Stony Blooney. She's obviously smoking

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<v Speaker 1>or doing to take whatever she takes or gummies. And

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<v Speaker 1>the next day he texts her and she forgot giving

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<v Speaker 1>him her number. This will go in one of her books,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm sure it's slightly embellished, but doesn't matter because

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<v Speaker 1>she forgot giving her number.

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<v Speaker 2>And he says, I like you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're fun, I think you're great, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking for some adventure in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So she says, okay, I'll give you some adventure and

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<v Speaker 1>she sends him I think it was a link she said,

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<v Speaker 1>or something, or some information, because she's leaving to Antarctica

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<v Speaker 1>the next day. Now, I'm terrible at geography. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know where the fuck Antarctica is. I know it's cold.

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<v Speaker 1>I think Santa Claus might live there, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why people go there. It is not like going

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<v Speaker 1>to like Alaska. You're gonna see seals and there's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be like an iceberg. I'm the worst. I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm terrible, so embarrassing. I'm not smarter than a fifth

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<v Speaker 1>grader in that way. So she sends him a link

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<v Speaker 1>to this thing. I think it was called like Wonder

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<v Speaker 1>or something in Antarctica. He says, I want to name.

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<v Speaker 1>I want my tombstone to say hashtag see you in Antarctica.

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<v Speaker 1>He says, see you in Antarctica, and he goes to Antartica.

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<v Speaker 2>They've been dating. I'm obsessed. I just want to be

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<v Speaker 2>at the wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>And I want it to be in Antarctica. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't want to travel that far. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to be at the wedding. I know he's she

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<v Speaker 1>won't share who we are and I don't care who

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<v Speaker 1>he is. I just need to, like be invited to

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<v Speaker 1>their wedding. I don't need to, like, I just want.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I won't talk to anyone. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to Chelsea or him. I I just need

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<v Speaker 1>to be invited to their wedding. I need to have

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<v Speaker 1>lunch them, I need to meet them. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>go to I need to I need I just need

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<v Speaker 1>to be part of it. I need to be part

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<v Speaker 1>of it more than anything in my life. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>like this. You've never heard me like this. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed fucking see you Antarctica. I roll like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've met I once met a guy and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I going to Sweden tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>Recently a guy was like, do you want to come

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<v Speaker 2>to where? The Where the fuck did he tell me

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<v Speaker 2>to come to?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it Abu Dhabi or Qatar or something something with

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<v Speaker 1>a K?

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't Qatar. It was one of those f one races.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, want to go to blah blah blah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I couldn't because I had something going on. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember what it was, but it a fucking Russian

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<v Speaker 1>manic care appointment. Just kidding, but I like love that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like how I roll, Like see you in fucking Antarctica,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what I mean? Like I want someone

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<v Speaker 1>to be like, let's go to Davos tomorrow, a cowboy hat,

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<v Speaker 1>black jack chips, Chelsea Handler, Republican with Chelsea Handler, see

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<v Speaker 1>you in fucking Antarctica. I'm gonna have to borrow a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of thousand dollars, Like, stop the ride, stop the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Chelsea Handler never needs to tell another fucking story. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a funny story. It's just the fucking gangster

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<v Speaker 1>greatest story of all time. And I'm obsessed and I

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<v Speaker 1>need to know who friends are and I just need

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<v Speaker 1>to be out with them for dinner one night and

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. And I don't do drugs at all. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>let her, like just drop me some like fucking Ayahuascar

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<v Speaker 1>or LSD or whatever those people take mile.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what they take. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>the micro dosing of.

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<v Speaker 1>God knows what I might grow dose fucking hydration packets,

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<v Speaker 1>snorting hydration packets.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Just put me in Coach.

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<v Speaker 1>Went back to the paster, most to the conster, went

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<v Speaker 1>back to the conser