WEBVTT - DONKEY: IRS Is Asking For Thieves To Report Stolen Income

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be at the base you get day you know

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<v Speaker 1>you are. Huh, I'm gonna fatten all that around your

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<v Speaker 1>want this man to Dogen Blowers. Man, they wait for

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<v Speaker 1>Charlomagne to make a judgment. Who was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>on the Donkey of the day. They chose you the

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<v Speaker 1>breakfast club bitches, Who's donkey of the day to day? Wow?

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<v Speaker 1>Donkey today? From Monday, March thirteenth goes to anyone out

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<v Speaker 1>there who is reporting stolen property in bribes to the IRS.

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<v Speaker 1>What okay, uncle Charlotte, what the hell are you talking

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<v Speaker 1>about on this Monday morning? Listen to me. Man. I

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<v Speaker 1>usually tell y'all do whatever the IRS tells you to do.

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<v Speaker 1>But this one, this one sounds like all the alphabet

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<v Speaker 1>boys are conspiring to make sure you end up under

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<v Speaker 1>the jail. Okay, this sounds like a coordinating plan between

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<v Speaker 1>the IRS and the FBI. Because if you stole a

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<v Speaker 1>car in two thousand and twenty one, took a bribe

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<v Speaker 1>in two thousand twenty two, the IRS one you to

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<v Speaker 1>report on your taxes. Okay, see what a stolen call?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes see. These provisions went viral Monday, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was last Monday, after a tweet went out and it said,

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<v Speaker 1>a tax season is around the corner. Remember to report

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<v Speaker 1>your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go to Fox Bob News for the report. Please

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<v Speaker 1>the IRS or just people to report just about everything

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<v Speaker 1>that IRS says. If you seal, report its failed market value,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you receive a bribe or get extra cash

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<v Speaker 1>from illegal activities, make sure to include that in your

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<v Speaker 1>income as well. For those worry the IRS won't pass

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<v Speaker 1>the information to law enforcement, that's because federal taxes prevents

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<v Speaker 1>federal employees from sharing tax return information. Okay, don't just

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<v Speaker 1>get animus back. What are you talking about, Babby? It's

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<v Speaker 1>the last day my black folks don't even want to

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<v Speaker 1>report cash aapping square exactly. You're gonna ask me to

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<v Speaker 1>report a stolen call. Ain't gonna tell you it's not

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<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna tell you they're not gonna turn it over

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<v Speaker 1>the law enforcement. Don't you fall for that? You going

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<v Speaker 1>to jail. Ain't nobody stupid enough to do that, Nobody,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody with out skin color. I don't fall for that.

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<v Speaker 1>All the alphabets right next to each other for a reason. Okay, FBI, I, R, S, C,

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<v Speaker 1>I A, DA, FB, I G. They all part of

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<v Speaker 1>the same family. I don't care what anyone says. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you trust it. If you steal property, you must report

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<v Speaker 1>this fair market value in your income in the year

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<v Speaker 1>you steal, unless you return it to this right from

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<v Speaker 1>owner in the same year. Or what if you're dealing

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<v Speaker 1>drugs like miss pat used to do. Okay, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>stop bringing my history over there and the king the

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<v Speaker 1>ChIL okay, like you had an old script club. You

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<v Speaker 1>also got to report bribes and kickbacks. You hear that,

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<v Speaker 1>All you DJs and program directors out there taking money

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<v Speaker 1>to play records, you have to report your bribes and kickbacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't do that, Okay. Who in that right mind is

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<v Speaker 1>about to fall for this. It's not even something you

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<v Speaker 1>should entertain with a lawyer president, Okay. The whole point

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<v Speaker 1>of committing these crimes is a to get some money

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<v Speaker 1>and being yeah, to get some tax free money. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>I've literally been reading Ray Kwon's memory from staircase to

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<v Speaker 1>stage all week. Memoir. I hear what I said. It's

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<v Speaker 1>my visit line, okay, and I've been reading it all No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's why won't you take him off you trying to

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<v Speaker 1>keep him straight? Ain't you that ain't necessary? Can't about

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<v Speaker 1>to see you take your visit line. I got to

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<v Speaker 1>wear them at work. Y'all know I should have just

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<v Speaker 1>said book, but I've been reading. But I've been reading

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<v Speaker 1>the book call Weekend, okay, And he talks about one

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<v Speaker 1>of the perks of drug dealings that you got tax

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<v Speaker 1>free money. And I don't remember the exact quote, but

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<v Speaker 1>he basically says, why would he get a job, work

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<v Speaker 1>all those hours only to get the government half legal

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<v Speaker 1>activities and make all that tax free money? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know we live in this era where people alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>liberated and they want to act like they're accepting of

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<v Speaker 1>all things. But I'm telling you right now, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the equivalent of your significant other telling you just tell

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<v Speaker 1>me you cheating. I won't get mad. Just go ahead

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<v Speaker 1>and met your dirt, telling me what you did, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's all good. You ever did that to say, not

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<v Speaker 1>what I did? I did. I ain't ain't paying on

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<v Speaker 1>tax on a dope dealing money. But though I went

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<v Speaker 1>to the skating rena bought me some joys and some

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<v Speaker 1>Levi's different color fleet lines. They won the government problem. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>the government ain't never helped me bagged up a rock,

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<v Speaker 1>So why would I give them a percentage of it?

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't stand on that corner. They didn't help me

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<v Speaker 1>put that dope in my kids draws. They didn't help

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<v Speaker 1>me pull it out of my draws. You didn't participate

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<v Speaker 1>in the business. Help meant just what you mean? Line

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<v Speaker 1>is confused. All I'm saying is, don't fall off for that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? You think the same government that that does

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but lie to you is gonna be truthful with

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<v Speaker 1>you now? Okay, I'm gonna trust the same government that

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<v Speaker 1>has proven time and time again that they had not

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<v Speaker 1>to be trusted. Okay. I think they saw how people,

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<v Speaker 1>how stupid people work with their PPP loans, and they said,

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<v Speaker 1>what else can we do to get more of them

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<v Speaker 1>to lock themselves up? No, let me say this in y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>If it don't require you so security number, don't report it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I I say. Then the PP loan required

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<v Speaker 1>your was so security enough? My friend gonna get that

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<v Speaker 1>p PP. One of my friends, I went to a

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<v Speaker 1>one point five million dollars and they're looking at me

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<v Speaker 1>like they crazy. I know they broke, but I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>saying nothing. I'm gonna keep my mouth ship. So do

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<v Speaker 1>you do you think people should uh you know, file

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<v Speaker 1>their crimes on their taxes? Who the hell that the

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<v Speaker 1>a capone file heir crime on her taxes? M If

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<v Speaker 1>the whites don't do it, then the blacks don't think up.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I capone ever fire taxing. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>they got out. Listen, the only way this would work

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<v Speaker 1>is if everyone who actually did this was a granted

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<v Speaker 1>immunity from prosecution, pstitution prosecution. If there's no legal protection

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<v Speaker 1>for that, there's no legal protection that shielded them from

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<v Speaker 1>criminal prosecution for the offenses they're report on their taxes.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the point if you think this government is about

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<v Speaker 1>to give a tax return for committing crimes. If you

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<v Speaker 1>think this government is just going to accept those crimes

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<v Speaker 1>like legal employment, then go ahead do your thing, because

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<v Speaker 1>I need content for donkey to day. Any Hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>remember back in the day, they were asking everybody to

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<v Speaker 1>turning their guns to go see Janet Jackson. Y'all remember

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<v Speaker 1>that in the land. Why Janet Jackson. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what was going on, but they asked everybody to turning

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<v Speaker 1>their guns for free concert ticket. Then two weeks later,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody get shot because he don't gush. Damn you don't

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember that? You look it up there in

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<v Speaker 1>the Lanta they were asking you for my Janet Jackson ticket.

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<v Speaker 1>You turn in your pillston and everybody got shot the

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<v Speaker 1>next week. Don't do it. Please give everybody who will

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<v Speaker 1>be reporting their stolen property and broad to the i

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<v Speaker 1>RS the biggest he hall because I don't care what

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<v Speaker 1>miss Patch some people are gonna do. That sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>me in the bed, what with my lags up? Charlemagne

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<v Speaker 1>as to me with my legs up? When the crimes

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<v Speaker 1>get the coming? Oh my god, alright, your hand on

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<v Speaker 1>the back of my behind, just holding me. Let's open

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<v Speaker 1>up the phone lines five A five one five one.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we asking people? You ain't never girl, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course you got that visian. Listen. Now we know

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<v Speaker 1>there are going to be some people who do this. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to be some people who actually listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the IRS and report their crimes on the report their

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<v Speaker 1>crimes to the RS following on their taxes. So what

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<v Speaker 1>do we ask? What's something that you stole or bribe

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<v Speaker 1>you took or scam you committed that I just want

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<v Speaker 1>you to remain anonymous what you did in the past year.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're asking, what's something You stole, a bribe, you

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<v Speaker 1>took a scam, you committed that you would have to

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<v Speaker 1>claim I tell you would drugs? What crime would you

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<v Speaker 1>report on your taxes? Let me ask you something. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you let somebody rub knowing you for some money,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta report that too. Yes, yes, yeah, you got

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<v Speaker 1>some money to Clay. We'll talk about it when we

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<v Speaker 1>come back. That's how you got another season. Our co

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<v Speaker 1>host is Damn. It's the Breakfast Club Donkey Today is

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<v Speaker 1>Lammon Saft. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty

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<v Speaker 1>on your cell and say the bull. If you've been

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<v Speaker 1>your cell and say the bull.