1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:05,600 Speaker 1: Don't be at the base you get day you know 2 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:15,160 Speaker 1: you are. Huh, I'm gonna fatten all that around your 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,159 Speaker 1: want this man to Dogen Blowers. Man, they wait for 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 1: Charlomagne to make a judgment. Who was going to be 5 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 1: on the Donkey of the day. They chose you the 6 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: breakfast club bitches, Who's donkey of the day to day? Wow? 7 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:31,920 Speaker 1: Donkey today? From Monday, March thirteenth goes to anyone out 8 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:36,880 Speaker 1: there who is reporting stolen property in bribes to the IRS. 9 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: What okay, uncle Charlotte, what the hell are you talking 10 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:42,239 Speaker 1: about on this Monday morning? Listen to me. Man. I 11 00:00:42,440 --> 00:00:45,279 Speaker 1: usually tell y'all do whatever the IRS tells you to do. 12 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: But this one, this one sounds like all the alphabet 13 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,120 Speaker 1: boys are conspiring to make sure you end up under 14 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,520 Speaker 1: the jail. Okay, this sounds like a coordinating plan between 15 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,880 Speaker 1: the IRS and the FBI. Because if you stole a 16 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,640 Speaker 1: car in two thousand and twenty one, took a bribe 17 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: in two thousand twenty two, the IRS one you to 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,000 Speaker 1: report on your taxes. Okay, see what a stolen call? 19 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:08,039 Speaker 1: Yes see. These provisions went viral Monday, I think it 20 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: was last Monday, after a tweet went out and it said, 21 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 1: a tax season is around the corner. Remember to report 22 00:01:12,880 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: your income from illegal activities and stolen property to the IRS. 23 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,480 Speaker 1: Let's go to Fox Bob News for the report. Please 24 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: the IRS or just people to report just about everything 25 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: that IRS says. If you seal, report its failed market value, 26 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:31,120 Speaker 1: and if you receive a bribe or get extra cash 27 00:01:31,160 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: from illegal activities, make sure to include that in your 28 00:01:34,319 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 1: income as well. For those worry the IRS won't pass 29 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 1: the information to law enforcement, that's because federal taxes prevents 30 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: federal employees from sharing tax return information. Okay, don't just 31 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: get animus back. What are you talking about, Babby? It's 32 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 1: the last day my black folks don't even want to 33 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 1: report cash aapping square exactly. You're gonna ask me to 34 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,400 Speaker 1: report a stolen call. Ain't gonna tell you it's not 35 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,520 Speaker 1: ain't gonna tell you they're not gonna turn it over 36 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,680 Speaker 1: the law enforcement. Don't you fall for that? You going 37 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 1: to jail. Ain't nobody stupid enough to do that, Nobody, 38 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: nobody with out skin color. I don't fall for that. 39 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 1: All the alphabets right next to each other for a reason. Okay, FBI, I, R, S, C, 40 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 1: I A, DA, FB, I G. They all part of 41 00:02:19,680 --> 00:02:22,040 Speaker 1: the same family. I don't care what anyone says. Don't 42 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,359 Speaker 1: you trust it. If you steal property, you must report 43 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 1: this fair market value in your income in the year 44 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,640 Speaker 1: you steal, unless you return it to this right from 45 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:31,560 Speaker 1: owner in the same year. Or what if you're dealing 46 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:35,760 Speaker 1: drugs like miss pat used to do. Okay, you don't 47 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 1: stop bringing my history over there and the king the 48 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:44,680 Speaker 1: ChIL okay, like you had an old script club. You 49 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:47,840 Speaker 1: also got to report bribes and kickbacks. You hear that, 50 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: All you DJs and program directors out there taking money 51 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 1: to play records, you have to report your bribes and kickbacks. 52 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,239 Speaker 1: Don't do that, Okay. Who in that right mind is 53 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: about to fall for this. It's not even something you 54 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,839 Speaker 1: should entertain with a lawyer president, Okay. The whole point 55 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: of committing these crimes is a to get some money 56 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,360 Speaker 1: and being yeah, to get some tax free money. All right. 57 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: I've literally been reading Ray Kwon's memory from staircase to 58 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:10,160 Speaker 1: stage all week. Memoir. I hear what I said. It's 59 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 1: my visit line, okay, and I've been reading it all No, 60 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,639 Speaker 1: it's why won't you take him off you trying to 61 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: keep him straight? Ain't you that ain't necessary? Can't about 62 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:22,600 Speaker 1: to see you take your visit line. I got to 63 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:24,920 Speaker 1: wear them at work. Y'all know I should have just 64 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,560 Speaker 1: said book, but I've been reading. But I've been reading 65 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 1: the book call Weekend, okay, And he talks about one 66 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,480 Speaker 1: of the perks of drug dealings that you got tax 67 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 1: free money. And I don't remember the exact quote, but 68 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 1: he basically says, why would he get a job, work 69 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: all those hours only to get the government half legal 70 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 1: activities and make all that tax free money? So yeah, 71 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: I know we live in this era where people alcohol 72 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: liberated and they want to act like they're accepting of 73 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:48,160 Speaker 1: all things. But I'm telling you right now, this is 74 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: the equivalent of your significant other telling you just tell 75 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 1: me you cheating. I won't get mad. Just go ahead 76 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: and met your dirt, telling me what you did, and 77 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:57,760 Speaker 1: it's all good. You ever did that to say, not 78 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: what I did? I did. I ain't ain't paying on 79 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: tax on a dope dealing money. But though I went 80 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: to the skating rena bought me some joys and some 81 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: Levi's different color fleet lines. They won the government problem. Hey, 82 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,880 Speaker 1: the government ain't never helped me bagged up a rock, 83 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,840 Speaker 1: So why would I give them a percentage of it? 84 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: They didn't stand on that corner. They didn't help me 85 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 1: put that dope in my kids draws. They didn't help 86 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 1: me pull it out of my draws. You didn't participate 87 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: in the business. Help meant just what you mean? Line 88 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:35,120 Speaker 1: is confused. All I'm saying is, don't fall off for that. Okay, 89 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:37,760 Speaker 1: all right? You think the same government that that does 90 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,359 Speaker 1: nothing but lie to you is gonna be truthful with 91 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,440 Speaker 1: you now? Okay, I'm gonna trust the same government that 92 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: has proven time and time again that they had not 93 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:46,880 Speaker 1: to be trusted. Okay. I think they saw how people, 94 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:50,080 Speaker 1: how stupid people work with their PPP loans, and they said, 95 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:52,160 Speaker 1: what else can we do to get more of them 96 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: to lock themselves up? No, let me say this in y'all. 97 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: If it don't require you so security number, don't report it. 98 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,920 Speaker 1: That's what I I say. Then the PP loan required 99 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 1: your was so security enough? My friend gonna get that 100 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,000 Speaker 1: p PP. One of my friends, I went to a 101 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 1: one point five million dollars and they're looking at me 102 00:05:09,600 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: like they crazy. I know they broke, but I ain't 103 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 1: saying nothing. I'm gonna keep my mouth ship. So do 104 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: you do you think people should uh you know, file 105 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 1: their crimes on their taxes? Who the hell that the 106 00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: a capone file heir crime on her taxes? M If 107 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,320 Speaker 1: the whites don't do it, then the blacks don't think up. 108 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,200 Speaker 1: I don't think I capone ever fire taxing. That's how 109 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:33,320 Speaker 1: they got out. Listen, the only way this would work 110 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,840 Speaker 1: is if everyone who actually did this was a granted 111 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:43,920 Speaker 1: immunity from prosecution, pstitution prosecution. If there's no legal protection 112 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,640 Speaker 1: for that, there's no legal protection that shielded them from 113 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: criminal prosecution for the offenses they're report on their taxes. 114 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:51,600 Speaker 1: What's the point if you think this government is about 115 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,479 Speaker 1: to give a tax return for committing crimes. If you 116 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: think this government is just going to accept those crimes 117 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,279 Speaker 1: like legal employment, then go ahead do your thing, because 118 00:05:58,279 --> 00:06:00,599 Speaker 1: I need content for donkey to day. Any Hey, I 119 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 1: remember back in the day, they were asking everybody to 120 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,280 Speaker 1: turning their guns to go see Janet Jackson. Y'all remember 121 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:11,039 Speaker 1: that in the land. Why Janet Jackson. I don't know 122 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,520 Speaker 1: what was going on, but they asked everybody to turning 123 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: their guns for free concert ticket. Then two weeks later, 124 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: everybody get shot because he don't gush. Damn you don't 125 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:24,719 Speaker 1: do you remember that? You look it up there in 126 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,400 Speaker 1: the Lanta they were asking you for my Janet Jackson ticket. 127 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:29,919 Speaker 1: You turn in your pillston and everybody got shot the 128 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,680 Speaker 1: next week. Don't do it. Please give everybody who will 129 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:35,960 Speaker 1: be reporting their stolen property and broad to the i 130 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 1: RS the biggest he hall because I don't care what 131 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,200 Speaker 1: miss Patch some people are gonna do. That sounds like 132 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:53,720 Speaker 1: me in the bed, what with my lags up? Charlemagne 133 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 1: as to me with my legs up? When the crimes 134 00:06:55,640 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 1: get the coming? Oh my god, alright, your hand on 135 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:07,159 Speaker 1: the back of my behind, just holding me. Let's open 136 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:11,000 Speaker 1: up the phone lines five A five one five one. 137 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: What are we asking people? You ain't never girl, Yeah, 138 00:07:15,360 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 1: of course you got that visian. Listen. Now we know 139 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 1: there are going to be some people who do this. Okay, 140 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 1: they're going to be some people who actually listen to 141 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:35,840 Speaker 1: the IRS and report their crimes on the report their 142 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:37,760 Speaker 1: crimes to the RS following on their taxes. So what 143 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 1: do we ask? What's something that you stole or bribe 144 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,080 Speaker 1: you took or scam you committed that I just want 145 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 1: you to remain anonymous what you did in the past year. 146 00:07:44,600 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: So we're asking, what's something You stole, a bribe, you 147 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,880 Speaker 1: took a scam, you committed that you would have to 148 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:54,560 Speaker 1: claim I tell you would drugs? What crime would you 149 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: report on your taxes? Let me ask you something. So 150 00:07:56,720 --> 00:07:58,680 Speaker 1: if you let somebody rub knowing you for some money, 151 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 1: you gotta report that too. Yes, yes, yeah, you got 152 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,120 Speaker 1: some money to Clay. We'll talk about it when we 153 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 1: come back. That's how you got another season. Our co 154 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:17,880 Speaker 1: host is Damn. It's the Breakfast Club Donkey Today is 155 00:08:17,920 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 1: brought to you by the law office of Michael s 156 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:22,680 Speaker 1: Lammon Saft. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty 157 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: on your cell and say the bull. If you've been 158 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,360 Speaker 1: hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five old from 159 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:28,560 Speaker 1: your cell and say the bull.