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Speaker 2: your host Jessie Line.
Speaker 3: We've got so much to talk about tonight. Joe Biden
Speaker 3: can't hear you scream, Doctor Oz is moving his practice
Speaker 3: to Washington, and Trump body slams the Department of Education.
Speaker 4: So let's get into it with another.
Speaker 3: Installment of Trump two point zero coming for the White House.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna come.
Speaker 3: We got a lot of transition news, but first let's
Speaker 3: check in with the guy currently transitioning out of the
Speaker 3: White House, Joseph retirement Biden. He just wrapped up a
Speaker 3: trip to I don't know, it doesn't really matter anymore,
Speaker 3: but one reporter was still very interested in hearing from him.
Speaker 6: Pay for your birthday came to the problem for you.
Speaker 6: Please talk to please. We have heard from you, mister.
Speaker 4: Mister President.
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 4: My mom drove me all.
Speaker 6: The way from Milwagge to see you.
Speaker 4: I'm a poster of you eating ice cream above my bad.
Speaker 6: Please please.
Speaker 3: I have never heard a journalist shouting so frantically to
Speaker 3: be fair. She does work for the sinking into quicksand Gazette.
Speaker 4: But let's talk about.
Speaker 3: The man reporters will be shouting out for the next
Speaker 3: four years Donald Trump. So far, he's made a number
Speaker 3: of cabinet picks whose main qualification seems to be being
Speaker 3: on TV. His Defense secretary is a guy from Fox
Speaker 3: and Friends, his Transportation secretary is a guy from Fox Business,
Speaker 3: and his Attorney General is a guy who I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure was on to catch a predator and apparently he's
Speaker 3: still flipping channels.
Speaker 7: Trump tapping yet another television personality to join his administration,
Speaker 7: this time doctor Memet Oz. Trump naming the TV doctor
Speaker 7: to oversee Medicare and Medicaid for more than one hundred
Speaker 7: and sixty million Americans.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, okay, but hold on.
Speaker 3: It could be worse. It could be worse. At least
Speaker 3: doctor Oz is an actual doctor. I'm impressed he didn't
Speaker 3: pick doctor Pepper. Now am going to tell him that
Speaker 3: this isn't actually a doctor's job. This is running a
Speaker 3: vast insurance bureaucracy. If you have to pick someone from TV,
Speaker 3: at least pick the limu emu.
Speaker 4: But hear him out, hear him out.
Speaker 3: What are doctor Oz's qualifications for running a one point
Speaker 3: four trillion dollar agency that affects the lives of one
Speaker 3: hundred and sixty million people.
Speaker 1: In his statement, Donald Trump led by saying doctor Oz
Speaker 1: has won nine Daytime Emmys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that adds up. That adds up. And even if
Speaker 4: this was a job that you had.
Speaker 3: To scrub in for, I'm not sure he'd be the
Speaker 3: doctor that you want.
Speaker 5: In the early days the pandemic, how to the drug
Speaker 5: hydro hydroxy chloroquin which doesn't work against COVID nineteen Columbus
Speaker 5: University cut ties. You may remember with him several years
Speaker 5: after a group of colleagues accused him of manifesting quote
Speaker 5: an egregious lack of integrity by promoting quack treatments and
Speaker 5: cures in the interest of personal financial gain.
Speaker 3: I hope he was promoting quack science for personal gain.
Speaker 3: It would be way weirder if he was just doing
Speaker 3: it for the love of the game. But yes, as
Speaker 3: Anderson Cooper points out, doctor Oz has a long history
Speaker 3: of medical quackery. I wonder how people got the idea
Speaker 3: that he was a serious medical expert in the first place.
Speaker 5: The first vaccines against the H one N one virus
Speaker 5: are being distributed.
Speaker 4: Are they safe?
Speaker 5: I'll let you ask the expert, Doctor mem and Oz
Speaker 5: hosted The Doctor Oz Show, The Threat.
Speaker 7: From Drug Resistant Bacteria and out front tonight, we're lucky
Speaker 7: to have Doctor Oz host of The Doctor Oz Show.
Speaker 2: We are back with the great Doctor Oz and talking
Speaker 2: about a very critical thing for audience about funding woman's
Speaker 2: g spop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you, I'm good. I got it. I got it.
Speaker 4: I completely forgot.
Speaker 3: CNN had that show Old Guys Talkin' Pussy right after
Speaker 3: Crotch Fire, and of course you can count on a
Speaker 3: guy named Oz to know what's behind the curtains. But listen,
Speaker 3: uh huh, yeah, yeah, listen. If you need to see
Speaker 3: an end segment to teach you how to make your
Speaker 3: wife orgasm, don't worry. She's been the neighbor for six months.
Speaker 3: And you might be saying, relax, Doctor Oz doesn't have
Speaker 3: to know what he's doing. He'll have people around him
Speaker 3: who do sure, except that Doctor Oz's boss will be
Speaker 3: RFK Junior, who.
Speaker 4: Also doesn't know what the's doing.
Speaker 3: There's not going to be a layer of competent workers
Speaker 3: at some point, it's just celebrities all the way down.
Speaker 3: Because Donald Trump isn't really picking leaders of agencies. He's
Speaker 3: just picking mascots. But nobody expects mister Meant to actually
Speaker 3: pick up a bat and hit a ball, because one,
Speaker 3: he would just be at it, and two you're basically
Speaker 3: asking him to hit his children and he can't do that.
Speaker 3: And yes, mister Mett is the father of every baseball
Speaker 3: all with different mothers. What can I say, Ironically, the
Speaker 3: guy hates to wear a glove. I can't feeling the same.
Speaker 3: But to be fair, Trump isn't just filling his cabinet
Speaker 3: with daytime TV personalities. He's also hiring from pay per view.
Speaker 7: Trump has also picked major Republican donor and former pro
Speaker 7: wrestling executive who is helping with.
Speaker 4: His transition, Linda McMahon for Education secretary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, pro wrestling executive Linda McMahon. You might
Speaker 3: remember her from being head of Small Business in Trump's
Speaker 3: previous administration. Or you might remember her from the time
Speaker 3: she kicked her husband in the balls. It's too bad
Speaker 3: that was fake, because he's a monster. Now does Linda
Speaker 3: McMahon have expertise in education? No, of course not. She's
Speaker 3: being appointed to the Department of Education. Why would she
Speaker 3: but it doesn't matter anyway when you hear Trump's plans.
Speaker 8: And one other thing I'll be doing very early in
Speaker 8: the administration is closing up the Department of Education. In total,
Speaker 8: American society pours more than a trillion dollars a year
Speaker 8: into public education systems. But instead of being at the
Speaker 8: top of the list, we are literally right smack. Guess
Speaker 8: what at ther boy.
Speaker 3: Did he just say right smack at the bottom? I
Speaker 3: thought right smack was more of a middle thing. It's
Speaker 3: like saying we are dead first people, but if we're
Speaker 3: not careful, we could hit rock middle. But until Trump
Speaker 3: dissolves the department, I guess Lenda McMahon will be in charge,
Speaker 3: and we don't know what her policies will be exactly,
Speaker 3: but at least we know her position on child discipline.
Speaker 3: But Mom, just remember, like you told me when I
Speaker 3: was a little girl, this is gonna hurt me a
Speaker 3: lot worse than it hurts you. That is what I
Speaker 3: call traditional family values. Yes, so we'll see who else
Speaker 3: Trump appoints to his cabinet in the days ahead, although
Speaker 3: the way things are trending, will probably be equally unqualified
Speaker 3: for the job. But good news, the Trump transition team
Speaker 3: is getting ahead of it by releasing this orientation video.
Speaker 9: Hi. I'm DEBORAHM. Alone and if you watch this, you're
Speaker 9: a random television personality who Donald Trump just appointed to
Speaker 9: run a huge federal agency. Right now, you might be
Speaker 9: wondering how did I get this job? So I'm just
Speaker 9: in charge now? And wait, what is my job?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 9: Well, I can assure you the answer to all of
Speaker 9: these questions is I don't know. I also was appointed
Speaker 9: to my job without knowing what it is. Trump saw
Speaker 9: me on a reverse mortgage add on Fox News, and
Speaker 9: here I am.
Speaker 4: It's totally cool.
Speaker 9: And while starting a new job is never easy, there
Speaker 9: are two things to remember. One, we're all in the
Speaker 9: same boat, even if that boat is the Titanic. And two,
Speaker 9: more than likely someone else will put up worse than you.
Speaker 9: Like RFK, I'm pretty dumb, but that guy, that guy's dumb.
Speaker 9: Best of luck, and thanks for watching. I'm DEBORAHM. Malone,
Speaker 9: the the Secretary of Internal Communications.
Speaker 4: Okay, wow, so that's what my job title is. Awesome.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 3: When we come back, troit Uata finds out the right
Speaker 3: tip for everything.
Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Daily Show.
Speaker 3: America is finally getting inflation under control, but there's one
Speaker 3: thing that always seems to be getting more expensive.
Speaker 4: Troit Uata has more.
Speaker 10: Everyone is talking about the hottest new form of inflation,
Speaker 10: tip plation.
Speaker 4: Americans are springing from so called tipflation. Now it's being
Speaker 4: encouraged for a growing number of services, restaurants to cap
Speaker 4: face and even self check out KIOF.
Speaker 10: Tipping is so hot even the President elect is talking
Speaker 10: about it.
Speaker 8: When I get to office, we are going to not
Speaker 8: judge taxes on tips.
Speaker 10: And I don't know about you, but personally it's been
Speaker 10: stressing me out.
Speaker 4: Selsy at cheapskates. If the reserve relys on tips, you
Speaker 4: don't think they deserve a fairly.
Speaker 11: I don't deserve coffee.
Speaker 10: So I needed to hear if anyone else is stressed
Speaker 10: about the uptick and tipping requests, and if they're dehydrated
Speaker 10: from crying too.
Speaker 4: It's a little much.
Speaker 3: Where you go somewhere and you're seeing tip jars at
Speaker 3: grocery stores.
Speaker 10: Anywhere that I go to get launch or coffee nowadays
Speaker 10: has like an automatic tipping option.
Speaker 11: The biggest thing is like the lowest percentage just keeps
Speaker 11: getting higher.
Speaker 4: I saw even a tip system at a plant store.
Speaker 11: What have the plants done for us besides give us
Speaker 11: air to breathe? Yeah, it looks like almost everyone not
Speaker 11: getting tips agrees about tipping. Hey, but do these hospitality
Speaker 11: workers notice tipping popping up everywhere?
Speaker 12: It is everywhere. I'm waiting for the MTA now workers
Speaker 12: to be asking for a tip, just.
Speaker 4: Hanging out the way.
Speaker 12: Here's your stopping by the way.
Speaker 11: Do you have any theory as to why that's happening?
Speaker 4: People need to live, People are shuggling.
Speaker 13: We see it across the nation right now, with so
Speaker 13: many different industries.
Speaker 10: All right, so everyone agrees tipping is popping up everywhere
Speaker 10: and it sucks, So why not cancel the tip?
Speaker 12: We don't make enough, so we look for the tip
Speaker 12: to like all come together and make up for what
Speaker 12: we're not getting by the hour. And plus, people need
Speaker 12: to realize that when you're tipping the waiter or the waitress,
Speaker 12: they also are paying out bussers and the bar tendures
Speaker 12: that need to be tipped from that tip that you're
Speaker 12: leaving as well.
Speaker 10: Right, it's clear tipping is overwhelming, but how do we
Speaker 10: escape it? And then I found it Lula Cafe, a
Speaker 10: tip free haven where all the employees had help care
Speaker 10: and no one carried the decimal point. They just carried
Speaker 10: food to the table. So I sat down with owner
Speaker 10: Jason Hammill to hear how he ran a restaurant without tips.
Speaker 1: Well, we actually do still accept tips at Lula.
Speaker 4: We did well, Dan.
Speaker 1: We employ a dual system of a service charge and tips.
Speaker 1: Our system takes the reliance on tips away, so there's
Speaker 1: more pay equity. But you know, we're pretty busy, like
Speaker 1: sizeable restaurants to create that sustainability. But like, if you're smaller,
Speaker 1: maybe it doesn't work for you.
Speaker 10: Okay, I'm running out of working ideas. But the president
Speaker 10: elected say something, Oh right, he was going to get
Speaker 10: rid of taxes on tips. I think just putting that
Speaker 10: little bit of money back in our pockets isn't such
Speaker 10: a bad thing.
Speaker 4: I think that's there is a delusion of your tax
Speaker 4: on it. Love it wholeheartedly, agree.
Speaker 12: One hundred percent love.
Speaker 10: Wow, that was easy. So we just stopped taxing tips,
Speaker 10: no problems whatsoever.
Speaker 1: It does feel kind of like it'll incentivize companies to
Speaker 1: have more tip workers or workers that rely more on
Speaker 1: tips than actually the company's paying.
Speaker 4: Do you think if there was no federal tax on tips.
Speaker 4: People would get their entire paycheck in tips.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's certainly a concern.
Speaker 10: Back to square one, what else you got would be
Speaker 10: nice if they just raised the minimum wage, it.
Speaker 13: Would just be the servers get to keep their actual tips.
Speaker 13: But also I think that it's a much bigger issue overall.
Speaker 13: The federal minimum wage needs to be raised.
Speaker 10: Easy problem solved.
Speaker 13: You know, when people that aren't in the industry are
Speaker 13: talking about it, they're like, well, the owners should just
Speaker 13: pay them more. But also the food service industry, like
Speaker 13: the margins are incredibly thin. Yeah, it would be really
Speaker 13: nice to pay someone forty five dollars an hour, but
Speaker 13: unfortunately that would shut down most places.
Speaker 11: Don't you think that politicians could solve this by just
Speaker 11: raising the minimum wage?
Speaker 1: Sure on maybe some healthcare and yeah, that would be good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, the healthcare part would be really good.
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a lot of attack here, but you know
Speaker 10: we're not here to talk about healthcare. Well, okay, so
Speaker 10: tipping is everywhere more than ever. People need tips to
Speaker 10: make a living because minimum wage is so low and
Speaker 10: taxing tips is bad. But we need to raise the
Speaker 10: minimum wage first, so companies don't resort to paying the
Speaker 10: tipped minimum on even more jobs, which could result in
Speaker 10: tipped employees needing the consumer to tip more so they
Speaker 10: can make a living, which will result in tipping being
Speaker 10: everywhere more than ever. So how much do I tip
Speaker 10: to make sure no one starves?
Speaker 12: It's all on me?
Speaker 11: Are you okay?
Speaker 10: Do I look okay? My big takeaway, I still don't
Speaker 10: know how much to tip.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for speaking with me.
Speaker 10: I don't know what twenty percent for twenty five or eighteen,
Speaker 10: I don't know how much.
Speaker 4: You can.
Speaker 13: Just go ahead and give us the wallet and we'll
Speaker 13: take care of it.
Speaker 10: Just give us your wallet.
Speaker 4: Jolly ninety higher will be doing me. Welcome back to the.
Speaker 3: Jamie Folm my guest tonight as a member of the
Speaker 3: iconic boy band New Kids on the Block and an
Speaker 3: actor who stars in the new Roku original film Jingle
Speaker 3: Bell Love.
Speaker 14: Please welcome Joey my good.
Speaker 6: Wo wow.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, wasn't that that was a There was a
Speaker 15: pumpkin spice latte in that scene. I could feel the
Speaker 15: spicy oh I could.
Speaker 4: I could feel it too.
Speaker 3: There was a lot of spice coming off coming off
Speaker 3: from there.
Speaker 15: My beautiful who plays my daughter as Delia Chambers and
Speaker 15: she's amazing. And that's Michelle Morgan as well.
Speaker 4: It's great to work with Pothia. They're phenomenal in the film,
Speaker 4: and so are you.
Speaker 3: But first of all, before we get into all this,
Speaker 3: I need to know did you get all my letters
Speaker 3: thirty years ago?
Speaker 15: I mean, we need like an overtime episode of this
Speaker 15: was so much to work out.
Speaker 4: So lots of work out. I didn't hear back from you.
Speaker 15: Well, you you went against our nda. You told everybody
Speaker 15: we got married years ago, yes, that that was your
Speaker 15: first of three marriages.
Speaker 4: Yes, you didn't.
Speaker 15: You didn't clear that with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, first you and then it was Donnie.
Speaker 15: Yeah, and that guy, that other guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 15: So listen, I'm glad to be part of your you
Speaker 15: know life in Lexico.
Speaker 4: You definitely.
Speaker 3: My eight year old self is squealing with excitement right now.
Speaker 3: I love it for the for the young people in
Speaker 3: the audience. New Kids on the Block was Ouri the
Speaker 3: biggest boy band.
Speaker 4: They call it, they call it for OG's.
Speaker 15: I mean we always point to a new edition who
Speaker 15: is from our town too. But you know, the long
Speaker 15: line of being part of pop history. But what we
Speaker 15: love is that blockheads are in positions of power, so
Speaker 15: they call the shots and that's why I'm sitting here today.
Speaker 3: Well take it, take any this is Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 3: dozens of people are watching right now, dozens important people.
Speaker 4: But how does it feel to be part of that
Speaker 4: kind of legacy.
Speaker 15: It's lovely, it really is. I mean, we've been able
Speaker 15: to not mess it up. We say, we have the
Speaker 15: greatest fans in the world. We've known each other for
Speaker 15: a long time and uh, we've always put friendship first
Speaker 15: and that was part of that you know story as well.
Speaker 15: So we're blessed and we continue to do great things.
Speaker 15: We're doing uh a Vegas residency starting next June.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we're still doing it. We're still doing it both.
Speaker 3: Now how X rated will that be? Because that will
Speaker 3: determine whether I'm going to.
Speaker 4: Be there or now.
Speaker 15: Again, there's different levels of the VIP experience. You know,
Speaker 15: I can talk to some people like Okay, yeah, there's different.
Speaker 4: Than this to get on somewhere in the magic mic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe maybe here's hoping I will see you. You
Speaker 3: have been able to really transcend not just in music,
Speaker 3: but in acting, TV and film, in theater, and you've
Speaker 3: got this new Christmas movie out right now, which is
Speaker 3: very sweet, is it? Are you a fan of holiday movie?
Speaker 3: What's your favorite holiday movie? I'm an Eyes Wide Shut?
Speaker 4: You beat me.
Speaker 15: I was just going to stay home alone. But that's
Speaker 15: pretty obvious watching that.
Speaker 4: With the kids.
Speaker 15: You know, what does he say, you filthy? What what
Speaker 15: does he say? McCall fuilt the animal? Filthy animal?
Speaker 4: Thank you very much?
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, you got to watch that every season.
Speaker 3: That's a great That is a great family movie. I
Speaker 3: can't watch Eyes Wide Shut with my family. No, it's
Speaker 3: not quite the same.
Speaker 4: I didn't see that coming. Glad you came here to know.
Speaker 4: I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled. I'm trying.
Speaker 15: Was there even any Christmas scene in that movie at all?
Speaker 4: I think it was.
Speaker 15: Released on I don't want to miss something.
Speaker 4: I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you, but what was the experience like filming that movie?
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 4: It was lovely.
Speaker 15: We did it in Montreal where it's French speaking up there,
Speaker 15: so it made it even more romantic. You have this
Speaker 15: wonderful French crew and my friend Stephanie Black was one
Speaker 15: of the writers, and she said, you want to do
Speaker 15: this movie next thing? You know, we're shooting the movie,
Speaker 15: and we're all very thrilled to be a.
Speaker 4: Part of it.
Speaker 3: It's so sweet, especially at a time like why do
Speaker 3: I feel.
Speaker 4: Like I'm interviewing you now? Do you have questions? Do
Speaker 4: I have guests? Vibe or interview or vibe? I'm like,
Speaker 4: so tell me, let's speak. Because we were married many
Speaker 4: years ago.
Speaker 3: So what he is referring to, There was a sketch
Speaker 3: that we filmed a few months ago, and we begged
Speaker 3: him to come to a cameo in this sketch. But
Speaker 3: this man is constantly doing seventeen different projects at all times.
Speaker 15: I held out for this spot some skit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm grateful that you did.
Speaker 15: Ye Now Yeah, yeah, this is that all.
Speaker 4: This is so much more fun. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, do you think that more people fall in love
Speaker 3: around Christmas time? Or is that just holiday movie propaganda?
Speaker 15: You know, it's just a time for us to say
Speaker 15: time out world, You know what I mean, let's let's play,
Speaker 15: let's let's fantasize whatever works for you. Yeah, and I
Speaker 15: think I'm just happy to finally be a part of
Speaker 15: that officially.
Speaker 3: So last weekend I got a little time out moment.
Speaker 3: I got to come see you in the off Broadway show.
Speaker 4: Drag the Musical. Yes, yeah, if you're in New York.
Speaker 3: Please go see this if you haven't already. To me,
Speaker 3: it was the perfect post election. It was so much fun.
Speaker 4: It's funny. You're wonderful in it. Thank you.
Speaker 15: It's got It's not just the Drag show. It's but
Speaker 15: it's it's got hard. It's a real book, it's a
Speaker 15: real musical. And uh, number one job though is to
Speaker 15: entertain you, and I think we do that every night
Speaker 15: you do.
Speaker 3: It's a great show you.
Speaker 4: You have a solo number called I'm Just a straight Man.
Speaker 15: Yes, yes, it says it kicks off I like Star
Speaker 15: Wars and Pearl Jam and beer in it can I'm.
Speaker 6: Just a straight Man.
Speaker 4: So it kind of it kind.
Speaker 15: Of comes out of nowhere in the show. So it
Speaker 15: you know, I don't know if it works for the
Speaker 15: Daily Show, but it kills every night.
Speaker 4: It works. It is very it's very funny.
Speaker 3: Here's my concern though, is that with this new administration,
Speaker 3: it may become the new national anthem.
Speaker 15: I know, well, listen, I this is I'm gonna be
Speaker 15: very calm, diversial. Please, I'm going to try to get
Speaker 15: along with both halves of the country for the four years.
Speaker 4: I'm going to try. I'm going to try.
Speaker 15: No pause, no, no, no, they're saying, not me.
Speaker 3: Now, that's the holiday spirit, thank you, that's the holiday spirit.
Speaker 3: So you have this residency in Vegas and you also
Speaker 3: have a solo album.
Speaker 4: You know, I got a lot of stuff.
Speaker 15: Am I talking too much about that? I'm a little
Speaker 15: too busy, But it's like a Christmas dump Listen, I
Speaker 15: do I have I have a solo album.
Speaker 4: We're not that kind of show.
Speaker 3: Okay, that is where we'll do a lot here, but
Speaker 3: that's where we draw the line.
Speaker 4: Okay, no dumb thinks. Where are the by the way,
Speaker 4: where are.
Speaker 15: I was going to go on a h.
Speaker 4: Help me. I feel like I know you're going to
Speaker 4: find it for me. The ryde from JFK into New York.
Speaker 4: There should be more no dumping signs.
Speaker 15: Okay, this is for daily show over time. Clearly you're
Speaker 15: not going to see this.
Speaker 4: On you, but you too willing back to my back
Speaker 4: to my solo album.
Speaker 15: I do, Yes, I do have a solo album that
Speaker 15: you can pre save on Monday. I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 4: It's called Freedom, which is a big term nowadays.
Speaker 15: This is this is more about personal freedom and uh,
Speaker 15: carving out time and following your dreams. And I was
Speaker 15: able to, you know, commit to this album. And I'm
Speaker 15: excited about it and satisfied. So there's one more pitch,
Speaker 15: one more plug.
Speaker 4: What I love it? That was it? That was it.
Speaker 3: Thank you for congratulations. I'm very very excited for it.
Speaker 3: Before I let you go, I have to ask you
Speaker 3: one final question. Do you ever get sick of grown
Speaker 3: women fan girling over you?
Speaker 4: Not on the Daily Show? Baby, you don't, okay, I'm
Speaker 4: a good un I'm glad you said that, because.
Speaker 6: I would love for you to sign.
Speaker 4: My pillow like mock balls. No, this is FO that's good.
Speaker 4: I would love for you to sign it. This is
Speaker 4: this is the.
Speaker 3: Pillow I'll be screaming into for the next four years.
Speaker 3: So I really appreciate you being here.
Speaker 15: Can I sign it to you specifically?
Speaker 4: Yes, you can, HI very much.
Speaker 15: Sure it's not some other blockheads. I know I know
Speaker 15: how to spell it.
Speaker 4: It was on the first marriage license.
Speaker 15: I don't all.
Speaker 4: Right, Thank you very much, thank you.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Jingle Mom is now screaming for free on the Roken Channel.
Speaker 6: Joey Nugga hire'n.
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Speaker 3: link below now Here it is your moment of zen.
Speaker 3: As you were giving your answer, I was thinking if
Speaker 3: anybody ever asked me to be a senator, which would never.
Speaker 4: Happen, I would be like, I'm tired. I'm just too
Speaker 4: tired to do it. But you're clearly cut from a
Speaker 4: different gloss.
Speaker 10: If we've learned one thing from the last couple of weeks,
Speaker 10: don't be so quick to say you're not going to
Speaker 10: be picked for something if you work at boxes Trump.
Speaker 4: Thank you True.
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