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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, my name

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Speaker 1: is Pete Eakins. I'm calling from the learning app. So

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Roberto. Wait, you're you're you're calling

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Speaker 1: from Yes, yes, I'm calling from. Um it's a learning

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Speaker 1: app that you've purchased. It's for helping children learn, but

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Speaker 1: making learning fun. Yeah, I'm aware of it. How can

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Speaker 1: I help you? And is this is this? Is this Roberto?

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Speaker 1: It's it's actually Roberto. Oh, I'm sorry, h Roberto. Is

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Speaker 1: this Roberto? Yeah, that's him. Okay, I'm just calling to

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Speaker 1: offer you a full refund. Actually, um, I don't understand

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Speaker 1: the refunds. So what I'm we're actually still using it,

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Speaker 1: my kids using it right, right right, and we would

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Speaker 1: like you to stop using it. Well, I mean you

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Speaker 1: want me to stop using it? I mean I'm not

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Speaker 1: the one that uses it. My son used it. Why

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Speaker 1: do you want to like? Yeah, we would prefer for

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Speaker 1: if your son not use our app, and we we're

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Speaker 1: willing to offer you a full refund, actually even pay

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Speaker 1: a little bit. I mean, I mean, what why is that?

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand. Well, um, it's a learning

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Speaker 1: app for children to make learning fun and one of

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Speaker 1: the things that we pride ourselves on as results, and

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Speaker 1: you know, we track usage and it's obvious that your son,

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Speaker 1: right right, is, um, let's see uh ruining the statistics

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Speaker 1: when it comes to our app because he's so dumb.

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Speaker 1: What did you say, ruining your statistics? Yeah, we like

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Speaker 1: to prove that we're actually helping people learn, and there's

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Speaker 1: no progress at all, and it's clearly obvious that it

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Speaker 1: isn't a help. And I don't think it's the app

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Speaker 1: because the app has helped a lot of people. So

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Speaker 1: we're just assuming that your son is just he's really

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Speaker 1: screwing up our results. And I think that he could

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Speaker 1: probably ruin our business if you continue to use our

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Speaker 1: app because it's not working? Is it? What? This is?

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Speaker 1: This is? This is unbelievable. I can't even believe that

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Speaker 1: you have the audacity to call what are you? What

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Speaker 1: are your what are your customers that uses your app?

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Speaker 1: And tell me that my son is what did you

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Speaker 1: call my son? By the way, what did you call

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Speaker 1: my son? I didn't call him anything. What's his name?

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Speaker 1: I call him by his name? Well, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I think, I actually think you called him dumb or

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Speaker 1: call him umb You're you're actually you're actually going to

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Speaker 1: that point. You're and you're calling me to tell me

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Speaker 1: that my son is ruining your statistics and your Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and we're prepared to pay you a thousand dollars extra

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Speaker 1: if you just don't let him use the app you

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Speaker 1: do what? Let me talk to your manager right now.

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Speaker 1: I don't even want to talk to you anymore. So sorry,

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Speaker 1: while you were talking, I've been looking up beats on Wikipedia,

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Speaker 1: and I was reading about beats, not the music kind

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Speaker 1: of food kind because I'm in the food. What'd you say?

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I missed it. Listen to me. I don't

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Speaker 1: give up. If you didn't hear me, you're the one

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Speaker 1: calling me. I think we have a reception problem because

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Speaker 1: something just happened there. I was all blurbally. What you're

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Speaker 1: trying to say to me, I can't understand it. You okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Robert, Robert again, it's happening with the phone again.

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Speaker 1: If something keeps happening when you're talking to me, I

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Speaker 1: know you want to talk to a manager, but then

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Speaker 1: it gets all horribly you I'm speaking Spanish more thanky

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Speaker 1: because you pick me. You're so smart, you can't even

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Speaker 1: know that I'm speaking another language. Bro, that's how smart

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Speaker 1: you are. You need some education, you need some hobby,

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Speaker 1: you need a better life because you suck man, and

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Speaker 1: one more time. And it's funny, all right, because that's

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Speaker 1: how you're taking it. It is a stupid Oh I

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Speaker 1: got it. You're speaking Spanish. See well, I'll have you

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Speaker 1: know I speak a little Spanish. Oh too, Helloha, como

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Speaker 1: estes you are a idiots? Helloha you are Ola is Spanish?

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Speaker 1: Aloha is Hawaiian loser. Oh well, then I should just

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Speaker 1: tell you it's a prank phone call. Then I thought

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Speaker 1: I was multi lingual. There, I guess not. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about now? Oh? This is actually Jewbil calling

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your wife set you up? What No, No. She

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Speaker 1: said that you guys downloaded some learning app for your

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Speaker 1: kid and wanted me to mess with you about it.

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Speaker 1: She also said you have a temper. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what gave that away? Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with jubil phone pranks