Speaker 1: Liberal comedians recognize the obvious.
Speaker 2: It's one more thing. I'm one more thing cool. We
Speaker 2: got some funnies for you first. Just roll them back
Speaker 2: to back. Michael some from the news segment of Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live.
Speaker 3: New York Mayor Eric Adams surrendered to federal authorities and
Speaker 3: was arraigned on corruption and bribery charges, where he pleaded,
Speaker 3: don't hate the player, hate the game. After Adams was charged,
Speaker 3: he said, we are not surprised. We expected this, you know,
Speaker 3: because of all the briberies. Former New York Governor Andrew
Speaker 3: Cuomo is reportedly already interested in running from mayor.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 3: He moves faster than COVID throw a nursing home. The
Speaker 3: Biden administration has proposed banning the use of Chinese made
Speaker 3: car software, which is almost as dangerous as Chinese made drivers.
Speaker 2: Oh and we played that. We played that only we
Speaker 2: played that joke only to point out how disgusting Saturday
Speaker 2: night life can be. And we don't approve of it
Speaker 2: at all. And we've written a letter to Lorne Michaels.
Speaker 1: Was that black racism against Asians. Will take your call.
Speaker 2: We don't appreciate that kind of joking. Boy, if anybody
Speaker 2: cracked a smile around here, you are fired. That is
Speaker 2: not okay.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Did we skip eleven on purpose? If
Speaker 1: we used that already? Yeah, yeah we did, Okay, that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's old is new or news?
Speaker 2: I actually I haven't heard the John Stewart stuff, and
Speaker 2: I generally enjoy his work. I already know.
Speaker 5: Who I'm voting for vice president wise, but I'm gonna
Speaker 5: be honest president still undecided.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing.
Speaker 5: As an undecided it's basically me and six people who
Speaker 5: were kicked in the head by very powerful horses. I've
Speaker 5: been leaning towards Kamala Harris because her impressive resume and
Speaker 5: her ability to switch from Indian to black. And if
Speaker 5: we were doing the show fifteen years ago, I would
Speaker 5: probably be doing the voices.
Speaker 2: That's funny, A long time ago. That is funny and true.
Speaker 2: There are voices we used to do all the time
Speaker 2: and can't do anymore for dumb, dumb reasons.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you can do like thirty seven different accents. Fine,
Speaker 1: but then they're like eleven that you better not because
Speaker 1: they'll come hunting for your career.
Speaker 2: Southern hick all day long. You can do that, Makaway,
Speaker 2: you can please the Irish.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, drunken, stupid Irish Mikia. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: stop fighting, take another drink, and then drink and have
Speaker 1: another fight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, stupid, Mickya.
Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna complain about that, mostly because we the Irish
Speaker 1: have a sense of humor.
Speaker 2: Oh yep, well, I guess I'll go have a sex
Speaker 2: with my sister. I'll see y'all later. You can do
Speaker 2: that all day, lovely. Do you pick a whole bunch
Speaker 2: of other voices? Not a chance. Even if you were
Speaker 2: saying something positive in that voice, you would lose your job.
Speaker 1: Who's that black comedian who's doing that knockout good Tony
Speaker 1: soprano imitation that we played a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: Ago, Michael, can you find that comedian? I don't remember
Speaker 2: what his name was, but he was doing a Tony
Speaker 2: soprano person He's a black guy, which makes it even
Speaker 2: more entertaining doing his Tony soprano impersonation.
Speaker 4: What's your best impersonation? Your favorite? Anything that's new feels
Speaker 4: like a new child.
Speaker 6: But I love Tony soprano because one it's a white
Speaker 6: guy Italian and nobody expects you to do that.
Speaker 4: Uh, ask me a question, Tony, what did you do
Speaker 4: with the body?
Speaker 6: There's a better what I do with the body? Well,
Speaker 6: the guy's gonna marry show. What's your question for? They
Speaker 6: don't have a position.
Speaker 4: I want a king.
Speaker 6: I n a thunder bush. I'm Juny Shack buried behind
Speaker 6: a bout a bigger doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: It goes. Oh my god, I'm watching your mouth when
Speaker 4: you do it. That is that the key?
Speaker 6: Like, like I said, notes Tony, Tony's ish talk about.
Speaker 6: It's just a Jandish uncle Juna junny Shack. So now
Speaker 6: you got to have it met on Ah, we'll go
Speaker 6: down to audio asubios audio bokush. He's got the mata God.
Speaker 4: But to go, Bravey, that's a different language you just spoke. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's literally a different language. So good.
Speaker 2: That might be the single best impersonation of anyone I've
Speaker 2: ever heard in the history of humanity.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, and it's funny because the first time
Speaker 1: I heard it, I was also watching the video. Now
Speaker 1: that it's just audio, that is James Gandolfini. That's amazing.
Speaker 2: I know it seems like it's AI or something, but
Speaker 2: it's just a guy. But man, he has got that nailed.
Speaker 1: And now you can't even do sheshin ping or they'll
Speaker 1: come for your career, Like I was saying, Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: He's a commie murdering slaver. But if you do an
Speaker 1: Asian accent, you're a racist. Man. People are stupid. That's
Speaker 1: why I don't like people. I like people, I just
Speaker 1: don't like humanity.
Speaker 2: God, I missed the Sopranos. I wish I could do
Speaker 2: that all over again, like I have it erased from
Speaker 2: my brain and watch it again for the first time.
Speaker 2: Just hearing you have a thin off Pauli's plays.
Speaker 1: You know, Paulie's a genial bartender.
Speaker 2: Or something, right exactly. Yeah, I was just thinking I'd
Speaker 2: love to hear that guy do Paulli.
Speaker 1: It would be fun.
Speaker 2: Well, I guess that's it.