WEBVTT - Liberal Comedians Recognize the Obvious

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<v Speaker 1>Liberal comedians recognize the obvious.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one more thing. I'm one more thing cool. We

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<v Speaker 2>got some funnies for you first. Just roll them back

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<v Speaker 2>to back. Michael some from the news segment of Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>Night Live.

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<v Speaker 3>New York Mayor Eric Adams surrendered to federal authorities and

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<v Speaker 3>was arraigned on corruption and bribery charges, where he pleaded,

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<v Speaker 3>don't hate the player, hate the game. After Adams was charged,

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<v Speaker 3>he said, we are not surprised. We expected this, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>because of all the briberies. Former New York Governor Andrew

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<v Speaker 3>Cuomo is reportedly already interested in running from mayor.

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<v Speaker 4>Damn.

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<v Speaker 3>He moves faster than COVID throw a nursing home. The

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<v Speaker 3>Biden administration has proposed banning the use of Chinese made

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<v Speaker 3>car software, which is almost as dangerous as Chinese made drivers.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and we played that. We played that only we

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<v Speaker 2>played that joke only to point out how disgusting Saturday

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<v Speaker 2>night life can be. And we don't approve of it

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<v Speaker 2>at all. And we've written a letter to Lorne Michaels.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that black racism against Asians. Will take your call.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't appreciate that kind of joking. Boy, if anybody

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<v Speaker 2>cracked a smile around here, you are fired. That is

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<v Speaker 2>not okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't remember. Did we skip eleven on purpose? If

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<v Speaker 1>we used that already? Yeah, yeah we did, Okay, that's fine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what's old is new or news?

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<v Speaker 2>I actually I haven't heard the John Stewart stuff, and

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<v Speaker 2>I generally enjoy his work. I already know.

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<v Speaker 5>Who I'm voting for vice president wise, but I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>be honest president still undecided.

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<v Speaker 2>So here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 5>As an undecided it's basically me and six people who

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<v Speaker 5>were kicked in the head by very powerful horses. I've

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<v Speaker 5>been leaning towards Kamala Harris because her impressive resume and

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<v Speaker 5>her ability to switch from Indian to black. And if

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<v Speaker 5>we were doing the show fifteen years ago, I would

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<v Speaker 5>probably be doing the voices.

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<v Speaker 2>That's funny, A long time ago. That is funny and true.

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<v Speaker 2>There are voices we used to do all the time

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<v Speaker 2>and can't do anymore for dumb, dumb reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, you can do like thirty seven different accents. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>but then they're like eleven that you better not because

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<v Speaker 1>they'll come hunting for your career.

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<v Speaker 2>Southern hick all day long. You can do that, Makaway,

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<v Speaker 2>you can please the Irish.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, drunken, stupid Irish Mikia. Why don't you just

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<v Speaker 1>stop fighting, take another drink, and then drink and have

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<v Speaker 1>another fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, stupid, Mickya.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody's gonna complain about that, mostly because we the Irish

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<v Speaker 1>have a sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yep, well, I guess I'll go have a sex

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<v Speaker 2>with my sister. I'll see y'all later. You can do

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<v Speaker 2>that all day, lovely. Do you pick a whole bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of other voices? Not a chance. Even if you were

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<v Speaker 2>saying something positive in that voice, you would lose your job.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that black comedian who's doing that knockout good Tony

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<v Speaker 1>soprano imitation that we played a couple of weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Ago, Michael, can you find that comedian? I don't remember

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<v Speaker 2>what his name was, but he was doing a Tony

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<v Speaker 2>soprano person He's a black guy, which makes it even

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<v Speaker 2>more entertaining doing his Tony soprano impersonation.

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<v Speaker 4>What's your best impersonation? Your favorite? Anything that's new feels

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<v Speaker 4>like a new child.

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<v Speaker 6>But I love Tony soprano because one it's a white

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<v Speaker 6>guy Italian and nobody expects you to do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, ask me a question, Tony, what did you do

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<v Speaker 4>with the body?

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<v Speaker 6>There's a better what I do with the body? Well,

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<v Speaker 6>the guy's gonna marry show. What's your question for? They

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<v Speaker 6>don't have a position.

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<v Speaker 4>I want a king.

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<v Speaker 6>I n a thunder bush. I'm Juny Shack buried behind

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<v Speaker 6>a bout a bigger doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 4>It goes. Oh my god, I'm watching your mouth when

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<v Speaker 4>you do it. That is that the key?

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<v Speaker 6>Like, like I said, notes Tony, Tony's ish talk about.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just a Jandish uncle Juna junny Shack. So now

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<v Speaker 6>you got to have it met on Ah, we'll go

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<v Speaker 6>down to audio asubios audio bokush. He's got the mata God.

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<v Speaker 4>But to go, Bravey, that's a different language you just spoke. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's literally a different language. So good.

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<v Speaker 2>That might be the single best impersonation of anyone I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever heard in the history of humanity.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I mean, and it's funny because the first time

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<v Speaker 1>I heard it, I was also watching the video. Now

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<v Speaker 1>that it's just audio, that is James Gandolfini. That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it seems like it's AI or something, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's just a guy. But man, he has got that nailed.

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<v Speaker 1>And now you can't even do sheshin ping or they'll

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<v Speaker 1>come for your career, Like I was saying, Yeah, it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a commie murdering slaver. But if you do an

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<v Speaker 1>Asian accent, you're a racist. Man. People are stupid. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I don't like people. I like people, I just

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<v Speaker 1>don't like humanity.

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<v Speaker 2>God, I missed the Sopranos. I wish I could do

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<v Speaker 2>that all over again, like I have it erased from

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<v Speaker 2>my brain and watch it again for the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>Just hearing you have a thin off Pauli's plays.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Paulie's a genial bartender.

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<v Speaker 2>Or something, right exactly. Yeah, I was just thinking I'd

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<v Speaker 2>love to hear that guy do Paulli.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess that's it.