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Speaker 1: Another jubil the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Jordy? Ah, yes,

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Speaker 1: it is Jordi. How are you? This is Scott Brand

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Speaker 1: from the Dean's office at Washington State University. Hi, how

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Speaker 1: are you good? Good? I'm just looking over your application

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Speaker 1: to transfer here and had a few questions before we

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Speaker 1: make our final decision. Yeah, of course. Shoot, um, I'm

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Speaker 1: really excited. You guys are my number one choice. I'll

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Speaker 1: just ask you a couple of questions. What do you

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Speaker 1: do in your free time? Oh? Well, I hang with pens.

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Speaker 1: You know, we come over, we hang out, and I

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Speaker 1: am studying a lot right now. Wow, you are boring?

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Speaker 1: What I think you heard me? Excuse me bad? I

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Speaker 1: think you just call me boring. When's the last time

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Speaker 1: you played beer pong? I'm sorry, I don't really understand

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Speaker 1: what beer pong would have to do with me getting

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Speaker 1: into Wazoo. You realize you applied to Washington State University?

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Speaker 1: Correct that you didn't apply to you dub no. So

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Speaker 1: when's the last time you played beer pong, flip cup? Okay,

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Speaker 1: beer pong, flip cup, battleshots, any of it. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I don't play those games. Let me just tell you

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Speaker 1: a little story about our number one football recruit. Okay,

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Speaker 1: he just sent me a YouTube video of himself taking

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Speaker 1: seven beer bongs to the face. Need I say more? Um, Look,

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Speaker 1: I don't really understand what any of these these things

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Speaker 1: about drinking have to do with me getting accepted. I'm

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Speaker 1: really looking forward to joining your psychology program. I want

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Speaker 1: to be a psychologist and it really just applied to

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Speaker 1: your university in the hopes that I would be able

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Speaker 1: to learn and you can help me get a job.

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Speaker 1: And I don't really understand what, yeah, what seven beer

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Speaker 1: bongs would really do benefit me? That's funny. I've been

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Speaker 1: here fifteen years. I don't even know where the library is,

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Speaker 1: and you know what, it doesn't matter. All you have

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Speaker 1: to do is basically just show up. I would like

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Speaker 1: to do more than just show up. Okay, See, I

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Speaker 1: think your stay you may be a little too driven.

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Speaker 1: Then why you're not going to be accepted to Washington

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Speaker 1: State University. That's completely unfair. This is not the type

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Speaker 1: of questions that I expected you were going to ask.

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Speaker 1: We cannot accept you based on your lameness. You well,

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Speaker 1: there's some of that cougar spirit. That's what I like

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Speaker 1: to hear, Jordy, let me ask you a question. Do

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Speaker 1: you have a girlfriend? I do? Is that also one

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Speaker 1: of the prerequisites for getting into your school? Actually, you'll

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Speaker 1: probably have to dump her before you come over here, because,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you, you'll have sex three times before

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Speaker 1: you even get out of the car with the girls

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Speaker 1: here at Wazoo. Trust me, I don't want that. That's

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Speaker 1: absolutely not what I want, Shorty. This is actually Jewel

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Speaker 1: from Brooken Jewil in the morning, I'm moving ninety two

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Speaker 1: point five doing a phone doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your girlfriend Lizzie set you up. I couldn't believe that

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Speaker 1: you were saying beer pong were the prerequisite. That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You actually fell for it. Yeah, you might be perfect?

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Speaker 1: WASI material? Then every morning with two point five