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Speaker 1: That's like actually hilarious. It's like, you know, like like mom.

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Speaker 2: You don't understand technology. It's like it's like the classic

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Speaker 1: He's like sending back money like threefold, just like anyone

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Speaker 1: who responded, yeah give me this one. Why by friendship

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Speaker 2: Oh man. Actually, I think it would be a really

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Speaker 2: That's fun.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's right next to our are no cribs? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: It would be fun like animated series Lonely Nigerian Prince

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Speaker 2: coming soon to a YouTube near you. I like that idea. So.

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Speaker 1: My father passed away from terminal cancer in late twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 1: All the way up to that point he made me

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Speaker 1: swear to him that I would never give my mother

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Speaker 2: Or anything after he was gone.

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Speaker 1: Why Daddy ate men some words saying I don't want

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Speaker 1: her to have a home, she can't have her own money. No, no,

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Speaker 1: delete all money to rob your mother, God please, A

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Speaker 1: terrible relationship even after the grave. But also I would

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Speaker 2: Why wait that father would never elaborate as to why.

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Speaker 1: Pe could never explain why they can't send their mother

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Speaker 1: any money? Oh okay, no explanations allowed, op, No, let's

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Speaker 1: find out okay. I always felt at the time that

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Speaker 1: I was three years into college when he passed away.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, so we got cash and house Okay.

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Speaker 2: Living good. Before I receive the funds, my mother requested

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Speaker 2: fifty percent of the inheritance, as it was quote what

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Speaker 2: the reason that she's not getting the money? That's what

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was still devastated from his death and agreed

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Speaker 2: Me completely dishonor my dead father and get my money,

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Speaker 2: the reason exactly if it's my dad suddenly was like,

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Speaker 2: what what's the reason I understand why? Yeah? I am

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Speaker 2: going to do yeah, one hundred percent. I agree. Actually

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Speaker 2: going to Jamaica. Yes, I'm going to Nigeria to mean Princess.

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Speaker 2: It's the Nigerian Prince Alliance. Prince offered me to like

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Speaker 2: hang out with him for a weekend. Exactly.

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Speaker 1: All it costs was the thirty thousand, which magically I

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Speaker 2: How do you know?

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Speaker 1: So I paid for all the fees related to the

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Speaker 1: thirteen thousand had been transferred from my account into my mom's.

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Speaker 2: Don't give people your bank account info, just the one

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Speaker 1: When I questioned my mom, she admitted she had fallen

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Speaker 2: No wait, wait, so I've heard of like the Nigerian Prince. Like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you money back. But I haven't

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Speaker 1: I think there was a little email e relationship Nigerian Dick.

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Speaker 1: You know, Mama, Mama was lonely when daddy was gone. Okay,

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Speaker 1: she needed a little company. And on the Oh god,

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Speaker 2: Oh gees. So she literally spent it all in drugs

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Speaker 2: and Nigerianian hookers if that were princes bad hookers.

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Speaker 1: Not even She didn't even get the return of the

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Speaker 2: You guys have like like you can't have two gullible

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what happens there. You're born for something. Oh

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Speaker 1: I lent her my credit card on the understanding it

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you gotta give this woman cash. Oh, you

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, if that I mean Nigerian princess, like

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Speaker 2: Who knows, who knows? Who knows? Come on, okay, this

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Speaker 1: A month later, I checked the card balance and found

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Speaker 2: What if she spent it on?

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Speaker 1: When I questioned her, she told me that she had

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Speaker 2: Where's the boyfriend located? Dude? Where's this boyfriend? Is this

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Speaker 2: it is located in Nigeria. You know, I don't know

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Speaker 2: Those Nigeria love scams, man, they're really going deep.

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Speaker 1: They're they're shwindling, they're scheming and seducing over there.

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Speaker 2: Dude, my goodness, that is any different than the twitch streamers.

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Speaker 2: They get like a billion dollars from their their twitch

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Speaker 2: just our sick yeah simp for us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I immediately reported this credit card as fraud.

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Speaker 2: Thank god. The charges were reversed, Thank the Lord.

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Speaker 1: Thank thank God for that. I mean, that's at least

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Speaker 1: Even though the deed to the house has yet to

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Speaker 2: Oh that's great, Okay, I ope, he's getting some cash flow.

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Speaker 1: My mother didn't want to live in the home, but

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Speaker 1: it on a more Nigerian princess, on what grounds?

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Speaker 2: And for what? For what? I feel like op doesn't

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Speaker 2: like like okay, just say like sure, you can have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that fifty percent is taking paying off your debt

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Speaker 1: to me. It's so going to me until yeah, the

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: OPI to which I have been giving her thirty percent

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Speaker 2: No, Op, don't do that. Your mother is the worst

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Speaker 2: with money I have ever heard.

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Speaker 1: And like you're giving her your credit cards thirty to

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Speaker 2: You gotta protect your heart. Don't deserve your finances.

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Speaker 1: I think I have a solution. Yeah, wherever they're living

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Speaker 2: So I know that you're nourished in terms of housing.

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