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Speaker 2: I got a joke. Let's get it.

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Speaker 1: Peter needs to be fired, Peter pan more like Peter gets.

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Speaker 3: Hey forever, guys, come on, give it up, Give it

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Speaker 2: All night, buddy. Then oh, he goes, nah, I'm a

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Peter starts to say some stuff like you've gotta be

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Speaker 1: I'm like, nah man, I'm not kidding, and also, nah man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. And I'm also not kidding when I

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Speaker 2: Get the f out for bruh you bro, you're pulling

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's doing down just over Peter. When you get in,

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, he laughed.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, he laughed, and I'm like, dude,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I said that. It sounded like, yeah, too bad.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like your problem, Peter. It sounds like a Peter problem. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: For the freaking digging baby.

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Speaker 1: I said that it sounded like he thought I cared

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Speaker 2: Help damn take that, Peter. That's a burn that's gonna

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Speaker 1: It's like it came down the It's like it came

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Speaker 1: Lisa convinced Peter to grab the essentials and step out

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Speaker 1: I said, I wasn't putting the family out, just Peter

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Speaker 1: Damn laying down the lot. They said it was really

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Speaker 1: Denn Oh, oh way. My parents tried to convince me,

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Speaker 2: Not at mine. Iam, not in my house. Not in

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Speaker 3: Here's the thing for the parents, right. I'd be like, mom, Dad,

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Speaker 2: Now, bit let's go the power.

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Speaker 3: I returned the home seriously, like if so? Also, bro,

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Speaker 1: She had to be like you have to like tell

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Speaker 2: Lesbie, I don't say anything out.

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Speaker 1: So the question is is is she is Op the

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