WEBVTT - "THE CRYING WOODSMAN!" With Paget Brewster and Rob Benedict 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:04.640 Oh my god, thank god, guys are back back, were back. 0:00:04.680 --> 0:00:07.160 We're back in the garage pod. We're back in the 0:00:07.200 --> 0:00:11.840 garage pod. Things are really good. Things are really good. 0:00:12.119 --> 0:00:14.800 I may or may not have had something burned off 0:00:14.800 --> 0:00:19.680 of my fist yisterday, And that's how you celebrate America's birthday. 0:00:20.840 --> 0:00:24.880 You burned something off of your faces. It's my firework, 0:00:24.920 --> 0:00:28.000 it's my face firework. Have you burned anything off in 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:32.840 your face? An? When I was young, dinner hurt. Yeah. 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:35.320 I mean my dad was like, do it, it's great. 0:00:35.640 --> 0:00:38.519 He always burned stuff off his face every year. You 0:00:38.560 --> 0:00:40.880 know what, I don't want to burn it. I don't 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:45.199 like doctors, but I'm hoping this one a baby's bottom? 0:00:45.240 --> 0:00:47.120 Does he? So I should keep burning stuff off in 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:48.239 my face? You know what? I want to look like 0:00:48.240 --> 0:00:51.520 your dad's baby's bottom. Hello, Welcome to a very special 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.160 facial episode of What You accept This Rose. My name 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:58.280 is Arta Marina and I'm back in Los Angeles with me. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:04.000 To my right is a man, A man's man. Yeah, 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:18.040 here we go, now away forgot all the talking. Do 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.040 you know? I like my Bachelor of the Years A 0:01:20.080 --> 0:01:34.760 little good. I don't want to love ming it. Come 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:38.520 on that was that was that's my b side single, 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:40.920 Like you have to be a big fan, but like 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:45.640 if you're taking acid or Molly or mescalin or that 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:47.760 one where people shit their pants in the desert. What's 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.960 that one? Iauasca? That's when I wrote that. I wrote 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:57.120 that on Iahwasca. Everybody. Yeah, I like the meals, I 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:59.920 like I like my Bachelor's a little bit older. Right, 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:02.440 that's the cover. That's the tunnel of my biography. I 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:06.640 love it. I can't When does that come out? I can't. Yeah, 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:08.959 I'm writing it now. I can't wait. It's so good 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:11.320 to see you. You look like a handsome devil. Did 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:13.359 you have a nice Fourth of July? I did? I did, 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:18.200 Buddy mine. I rented a house with the pools? Where where? Where? Oh? 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:20.480 Did you just? Did you go over there? I just 0:02:20.520 --> 0:02:21.919 wanted a house with a pool and none of the 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.080 sad one, so we just rented one. Was it Laura 0:02:24.080 --> 0:02:27.480 Flynn Boyle's pool? It was? That's great? Did she come 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:30.080 with the house? Yeah, totally, she was. She was amazing. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:33.639 It's amazing. You're so good, you guys speaking, You're so good. 0:02:33.720 --> 0:02:36.680 The look on the face of this person listening to 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.520 rob song. Let's just introduce her so we can discuss this. Really, 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.880 you haven't heard the season. I kind of heart yours. 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:57.000 She's a secretary out of the stage. I traveled with 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:01.040 a Hi. Think that I might get her house in 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:06.200 Los Angeles and that's not this padget brow stuff. Don't 0:03:06.200 --> 0:03:09.720 stay upon or round her. She'll call you a sierral kella. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:12.799 But then she'll say, my name is Paget Bust, I'm 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:17.160 satari offt and I will go on Amazon, Hello, Bio, 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:26.400 one piece pa thing. So she's my yah. Also, we 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:31.359 love me seve two thousand dollars. Guys, that was I've 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:33.440 hit up most of our guests or seventeen. I keep 0:03:33.520 --> 0:03:36.240 sending up venom request and nobody I forget that. I 0:03:36.280 --> 0:03:41.480 owe you, you owe me seventeen. That song not on 0:03:41.760 --> 0:03:47.400 inspiration really wasn't inspired. They were all recorded in one 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.480 thank you. So I'm I'm so mus I tried to 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:54.400 go on The Bachelor to further musical career. I was 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:58.160 too I was too talented. I'm so excited I got 0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.880 to hear Robs. What did you think formed them out? 0:04:01.240 --> 0:04:04.600 My friend who, my friend Avery who who is the musician, 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:07.400 the genius all of these outstanding. Did you love it? 0:04:07.480 --> 0:04:11.440 I loved it? You said my face? I knowed time. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.119 Did you have a nice Birthday of America? I did? 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.400 I hadn't wonderful? What did you do? I hung up 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:22.800 American Fly? Yeah, I made Burns and Dogs. I love 0:04:22.960 --> 0:04:30.880 watched I love my group and Katie. Did you guys 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:33.320 have nice Fourth of July? I did? Yes? I found 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:37.120 myself in Sedona? Did you do Mescaline? Have have you 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:44.039 done Meescaline? I haven't done mescal Has anybody here done me? Trip? Whatever? 0:04:44.120 --> 0:04:46.920 I feel like that's what you do in Sedona. Not 0:04:47.000 --> 0:04:51.520 only people maybe guys turned in nineteen and I'm going 0:04:51.600 --> 0:04:55.120 to take up a mescaline addition. I just wanted. Since 0:04:55.160 --> 0:04:57.839 this is the only podcast about grief and the Bachelor, 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.960 I'm just going to give a conclusion because my brother 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.880 and I did a podcast last week we may or 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:06.560 may not have I'm going to say we absolutely did 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:10.880 not because it's not legal, actually been able to execute 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.359 maybe not shooting off some of j J with some 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:21.200 fireworks and it was allegedly did not happen, but it 0:05:21.279 --> 0:05:24.479 was so may not have been if it had happened. 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:27.360 This is how I picture it, so beautiful. And then 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:31.920 afterwards there was like six hundred fireflies that came out 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.559 in the field. Like she was like being like, I'm happy, 0:05:34.600 --> 0:05:37.560 I'm home. There was like all of a sudden, like 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:41.400 all these fireflies were just everywhere. Oh my god, I 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.359 may or may not have a video of something that 0:05:43.400 --> 0:05:46.560 did not happen. It was pretty great. So I just 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:50.039 for the people who followed this horrible journey, I have 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:53.560 to say, I feel like, Okay, like, you know, let 0:05:53.720 --> 0:05:56.880 that portion. I felt like we did it right, and 0:05:57.000 --> 0:05:59.040 God forbid you ever have to do something like this. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.920 Find a friend who contrived to New Hampshire. You and 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.839 you had some friends with you after after that part, yeah, 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:07.479 they came. They came the next day. And again I 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:09.200 wasn't sure if it was going to be weird, like hey, 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:13.240 I just may or me not of rocket Mom into space, 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:15.960 come come for a fun getaway. But like it was 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.839 actually really nice. We talked about you. People were like 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:22.119 Rob Benedict should calm. I was real, fomo I follow 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:24.520 on and I was like, why am I not? Oh 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:26.279 my god, do you want to calm? Yeah? But the 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:29.640 parties over you guys already, Let's do it again next time. 0:06:30.120 --> 0:06:33.080 Let it come with time travel. Yeah, no, I get well, 0:06:33.080 --> 0:06:35.839 it's also I get social anxiety, So I wasn't sure. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:38.719 I've never like hosted like a group. Have you guys 0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:42.240 done group getaways? Have you like rented an Airbnb somewhere 0:06:42.560 --> 0:06:45.080 and like gone with a group. No, No, I've done 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:47.919 the Parker Palm Springs. But but I haven't done like 0:06:48.000 --> 0:06:50.840 rent a house together. I've done it with my family. 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.800 Have you Anna does it? Anna? Does it with friends? 0:06:53.839 --> 0:06:56.320 Just friends? Anna? I would not go for a long 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:58.440 period of my family. Do you get nervous do it? 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:00.480 Or you just do it? No? Just do it, and 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:02.680 I bring a lot of marriag Juana. That's how you 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:05.840 do it. That's how you don't partake neither. I'm not gonna. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:10.280 I'm talking about doing it going to Yosemite with Janey 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:13.680 and Yeah, that sounds fun. Would you get a house 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:16.960 or hotel? Okay? Steve and I were looking into wait, 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:21.840 Yosebody or Yellowstone yosemboity Yosebody. Same thing is Yellowstone Wyoming 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:27.440 Bear that's in Wyoming. Yellowstones are Wyoming? Which yellow Yellowstone 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:30.679 is yellow? Okay, here's somebody. You can't get a cool 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:35.600 house for two people everyone who's renting their cool log cabin. 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:39.680 It's for lots of people. It's for you bedrooms, all right, 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:41.840 So I need to hear how it goes. Tell you 0:07:41.880 --> 0:07:44.400 how it because it sounds like an independent movie. I 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:46.120 feel like we're going to have fights. I know, I 0:07:46.240 --> 0:07:48.920 ken't for judge each other. I felt something's going to 0:07:49.040 --> 0:07:52.679 come out after twenty years or I'm scared. I felt 0:07:52.720 --> 0:07:54.840 like I was like in a Sundance movie that like 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:58.320 started like Jenny Slate, She's like falls in love, like 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.440 she's there with one guy, but then she falls in 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:03.720 love with like the local cook or something exactly. That's 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.560 that's my fear. I played the part of geniously, can 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:08.240 I go out for the cook? You can go out 0:08:08.240 --> 0:08:11.920 for the cook? Oh my god, that would be so great. Great, Yeah, 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:14.640 you know what, let's do that. I think you can 0:08:14.720 --> 0:08:17.400 just go right to produce her. Okay, just this one. 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:22.040 Can I play a park ranger? Yes? I want Anna 0:08:22.160 --> 0:08:25.360 to play like the neighbor next door who has all 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:29.280 of the pot like that. There's like one uptight person 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:31.160 who's like why do you keep going over to like 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:33.760 Cynthia's house, and like Sydy is cool, and I'm like 0:08:33.880 --> 0:08:36.280 Cydia is not on the list. Did they didn't come 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.680 with us? This is a group bonding trap. That's like 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:43.199 that that Jennifer Garner character and camping. Yeahs uptight. You 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.600 just wouldn't let you do. Tracked out of that show 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.320 after like two episodes. Did you finish it? Honestly can't 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.240 remember I finished it. Red Gellman is always so good 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:56.640 at being a creepy guy everything. He's so good on 0:08:56.880 --> 0:09:04.079 Fleaback disgusted, so disgusting and then equally disgusting but hilarious 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:08.920 and stranger things. Yeah, I haven't seen that yet. He's 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:11.560 in everything he deserves to be. That guy is. He's 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:14.600 so good, hard, and he's in a great place, speaking 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:19.720 of talent. Here we are you guys hometown unto Duntown hometown. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:25.000 We start out in basically Westlake Village, which is where 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:29.240 the Bachelor like hotel is. Peter does a leg wrap 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:33.120 with Hannah and she goes, I've got a date with Peter. 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:36.880 They can't get there, like verbid right, Like I'm on 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.160 a date with Peter. I've got a date with Peter. 0:09:39.679 --> 0:09:43.920 I've got to do Peter. So then they're going flying 0:09:44.120 --> 0:09:45.840 and he's like he kept there in a field. He's like, 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:49.040 it sounds crazy you're here and she you can tell 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.480 there's a part of her either they're playing it like 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:54.520 to mislead us, but it feels like she's like talking 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.760 herself into him, like she she's like that my Barbie, 0:09:58.000 --> 0:10:00.720 this is who I pictured. He's hand said, he's a pilot. 0:10:00.800 --> 0:10:03.600 He sweets that he's successful. But I didn't, like, have 0:10:03.679 --> 0:10:07.160 all the sparks guys thoughts the same. I felt the same, 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:08.720 and in fact, I was surprised that at the end 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:10.959 of it spoiler alert, that he's like the first name 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:14.280 she calls out. I was shocked. I didn't shot he 0:10:14.360 --> 0:10:16.200 was definitely going home. I thought he was a goner. 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.840 I assumed I was shocked and we'll get there. But 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.200 I was shocked that Tyler and Peter were the first 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.400 two names called because she said I love you to 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:26.600 the other two, so like what or I'm she told 0:10:26.600 --> 0:10:28.400 the camera I'm in love with them. So when she 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:32.680 called those two names first, I'm like, what is happening? Though? Tyler, Yeah, 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.840 she just really wants to bone him. Yeah. I knew 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:39.480 Tyler was no. I just I thought Tyler Peter was 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.120 a goner. I didn't get that at all. You thought 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:44.640 Peter was in a circle. I mean, I felt like 0:10:44.679 --> 0:10:46.280 they had a good date. I felt like they liked 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.360 each other. I feel like she really seems to like him. 0:10:49.400 --> 0:10:51.200 I don't know. I hope you're right and I like 0:10:51.280 --> 0:10:53.640 something different. I hope you're right because I like Peter. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:56.160 I don't think she wants to bone him now. I 0:10:56.200 --> 0:10:59.000 think that's really what it's coming down to. First, Yeah, 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:01.400 I mean she likes maaking out with him, but he 0:11:01.440 --> 0:11:03.680 almost wants her too much. Yes, he I was just 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.600 gonna that he wants to own her way more than 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:09.240 she abound in the card, the condom in the car. 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.240 So they started driving and he shows up and he 0:11:12.400 --> 0:11:16.800 was like um he was like, he goes, I'm gonna 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:20.000 take you with my girl, And then he revealed his 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:26.000 Mercedes baby, his baby, like a black Mercedes. Do you 0:11:26.040 --> 0:11:28.679 think he comes for money. I think he's done well 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:32.920 for himself, but parents seem to be lives at home. 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:35.720 I don't like pilots make that much money, but I 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:37.520 think he lives at home. Because we were like, how's 0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.480 he afford that car? Like, is this like a placement 0:11:39.520 --> 0:11:41.880 by Mercedes? Is it not? Really has but for some reason, 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:45.640 I remember hearing, like when we were learning about the 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:48.080 contestants that he lives at home. He lives at home. 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:50.360 She does make sense as a pilot, and maybe it's 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:56.480 a used car, and like it's such a weird choise 0:11:56.559 --> 0:11:59.720 that that that's his pick that car. I pictured him 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:02.520 in a Subaru, you know, like I don't know. I mean, 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:06.440 he's like a single guy in Westlake Village in California 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:11.280 who tried to be an actor. Yeah, so's I was shocked, though, 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.760 I was shocked that that was the car. It did 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:15.600 feel like his car because she started. I liked that 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:18.880 she started. There's sides of her. I like, like I 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:22.359 liked her digging through the car. I liked finding the altoys. 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.280 I liked finding the condom, you know. And then she 0:12:25.440 --> 0:12:28.240 was like this isn't you know? We're just holding hands 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:31.080 and kissing in the car today, Peter. And then he 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.480 was like, here comes my baby. I'm looking for a 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:37.760 co pilot for life. And uh he took Hannah flying. 0:12:38.559 --> 0:12:41.440 Yeah I knew he was. Literally when he's like I've 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:42.959 got something special plane, I was like, he's going to 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.880 take her in a plane of the Camario Airports, right, 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:51.000 there with a fabulous diner. Does have a good dinner, unbelievable. 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:56.720 He's also it feels like he's also a good audition 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:58.920 to be the next Bachelor. Like That's what I was 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:03.040 thinking on their date, because there was something very For 0:13:03.080 --> 0:13:07.319 the first time, I found him attractive when he was piloting, 0:13:08.320 --> 0:13:11.640 when he was paying attention to something serious, I thought, now, 0:13:11.960 --> 0:13:14.520 now I get it. I get it. That's a competent. 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:17.000 That's a guy with skill, like he has to know 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:20.120 what he's doing. There was a moment he was making 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:26.920 out and nobody's hands were Now it's that. That's not 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:33.240 a problem. Up and walk around and ship little planes. 0:13:33.480 --> 0:13:36.480 I kept thinking of Jnald Kennedy Jr. I don't, I don't. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.320 You're not taking me in a little plane. I've been 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:41.719 in a few little planes. I'm not going to it's pretty. 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:44.440 I don't know. It doesn't feel like I'm not going 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.240 it's not too scary. You're not taking me in your 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.920 little plane. One time, I vomited one of them because 0:13:48.920 --> 0:13:51.280 I was so hungover, and my friends were very upset 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:54.719 with me. Who are you rolling with it? You're a 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:57.720 friend from high school as a pilot now so and 0:13:57.760 --> 0:13:59.400 we have a little there was a little airport near 0:13:59.440 --> 0:14:01.240 where we live, so he could just like rent planes 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:02.880 and we just had to pay for fuel so we 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:06.520 could just go up whenever. That's wild. So he was like, 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:10.559 She's like, I'm today, We're gonna make our relationships store 0:14:10.600 --> 0:14:12.520 to the next day level. I thought it was a 0:14:12.559 --> 0:14:16.040 really good thing. They flew over the mansion and he's like, 0:14:16.080 --> 0:14:19.440 that's where we met. And then um, he's like, I 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:24.000 see a future with you. Um, there's happiness. I've never 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:28.920 felt like this, Like just the whole I felt like, 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.640 okay that they were cute. I don't think he's gonna win, 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:34.960 but I like him. She felt very awkward on this day. 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:37.000 She's not a scorny for him. I just don't. Yeah, 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:38.920 I don't think she's into him. I think he's gonna 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:43.480 be the next Batchlight you call. That was like, he's 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.760 the next Batchelor. I hope Tyler. I'd rather have Tyler. Oh. 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.320 I would love to Tyler, but I don't think Peter 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:53.200 is just so perfect and they have all the I's Tyler, 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.200 but I think he was a very compelling case for 0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.200 a bachelor. Last They would love to have a hi. 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:04.640 Oh my God, he can fly the planes that go 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.400 on there a weird little plane. Oh my god, you're right. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:09.200 It did feel like the dream did on a Bachelor. 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:13.560 But he's flying like that's like the ultimate Bachelor he 0:15:13.600 --> 0:15:15.960 would be you're right, and he's like so cute and 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:18.560 he's really and he's a good age four. He's seven, 0:15:18.640 --> 0:15:20.880 like he is ready to actually settle down. How did 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:25.360 we feel about that ad with Tiah? That was weird? Yeah, 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.080 that was weird. I started watching the way did I 0:15:28.120 --> 0:15:31.680 fast forward through a Yeah? Tia was like she it 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:34.360 was like some protein bar and we had to watch 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:37.800 her like like her best of and it just reminded 0:15:37.840 --> 0:15:40.080 me like, oh, you were really annoying, Tia. You were 0:15:40.080 --> 0:15:42.960 really annoying last year. You were never raven. I was 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:47.040 not a huge Ti. Yeah, she's raven minus. She's rave minus. 0:15:47.080 --> 0:15:49.760 Who like wouldn't let like gay Colton go like just 0:15:49.840 --> 0:15:55.240 be himself? He didn't want her? Um? Who was Colton? 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:59.280 Colton was on? Uh, it's the All Star weekend for 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:03.000 Major League spall this week and uh Colton was on 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:07.480 an All Star softball match that I was on ESPN yesterday. 0:16:08.120 --> 0:16:10.200 When did you watch it? Well? I went for a second, 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:11.680 because I want to see the home run derby because 0:16:11.680 --> 0:16:15.000 that's always fun and it was right for the show start. Uh, 0:16:15.040 --> 0:16:18.120 and I went and it was like All Stars, Celebrity 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:23.280 suff All Tournament and Colton was, wow, making money. They're 0:16:23.280 --> 0:16:26.560 making their money these people the protein bars and the 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:33.320 sports events on The Bachelor. Yeah, we do, yes, we yes. 0:16:33.360 --> 0:16:36.200 How you get rich? That is how you get rich. Hi, 0:16:36.240 --> 0:16:40.520 my name is Rob. I'm almost fifty two girl children. Hi, 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:43.560 my name is Arden. I just burned something off of 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:50.200 my face. Um, and I like fireworks. I like fireworks. Um. 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:53.440 So then we go to the family and it's Peter 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:58.840 Sr who's also a pilot, Barbara and Jack and I 0:16:58.920 --> 0:17:01.800 was fascinated. What of things again made me like, um, 0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:05.359 Hannah a little bit. She has a verbal diarrhea. The 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:08.280 mom's but she's but she's also a wild card. So 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:10.280 the moms they start going like where have you been, 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:13.840 meaning like, oh, we went to we went to Boston, 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.040 we went whatever. And she goes, let me take this one. 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:19.360 I'm gonna take this. He said, I'm no, and I'm 0:17:19.359 --> 0:17:22.000 gonna challenge you. And then I said you better open up. 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:25.600 But I was like that. They asked where you unless 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:27.520 he was editing it to funk her over, like they 0:17:27.520 --> 0:17:30.640 wanted to know, like where did you travel to? And 0:17:30.760 --> 0:17:33.560 she's like, here's my journey and I'm like you better 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.560 open up, Peter, And at first I didn't see him, 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:38.720 but then I was like, I'm got her. Her first 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:43.240 like sentences to every single parent was terrible yea, and 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:47.320 about bad thing. She would tell each parent bad things 0:17:47.320 --> 0:17:51.479 about their kids. The immediately, like at first I was like, 0:17:51.560 --> 0:17:54.960 funk this guy tie pants and I'm like, oh, hell, 0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:01.960 you're a pilot, Yes, you gave weird parent. And then 0:18:02.040 --> 0:18:04.560 they go, are you ready for some Cuban food? And 0:18:04.600 --> 0:18:07.760 they did the craziest German prayer, which made so one 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:10.360 of these Germans one of them is Cuban. I guess. Yeah. 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:12.240 I would argue that wasn't a prayer, is more of 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:18.600 a chant of writing Sabina Finest. It was scary, yeah, 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:21.240 like what's happening? Yeah, Peter the one that spoke Spanish 0:18:22.000 --> 0:18:24.679 Cuban in German, so I think his mom is Cuban, 0:18:25.119 --> 0:18:27.520 Cuban dad is German. Yeah, but we were trying to 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:35.560 fake the children of Nazi to Cuba. After the yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:18:36.040 --> 0:18:40.720 let's figure it out. Yeah. I always wondering the whole time. 0:18:40.720 --> 0:18:43.800 I'm looking at them like they both like what because 0:18:43.840 --> 0:18:46.440 German as wife? But because I was like, I guess 0:18:46.480 --> 0:18:48.320 the mom maybe it's like half cute. I know. I 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.800 was like looking at Peter and like you, something became 0:18:51.000 --> 0:18:54.160 more interesting that you're Cuban. Like I look at this 0:18:54.800 --> 0:18:58.720 blonde little like, I'm like, she must be half Cuban. 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:01.720 I mean, and he had the dad had like bright 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:03.840 blue eyes. I was like, all right, I was so 0:19:03.880 --> 0:19:06.800 Then Peter started crying and he was like, our grandparents 0:19:06.800 --> 0:19:12.400 would have loved you. And I thought his family was sweet. 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:16.720 The brother was nice, The brother was nice, the dad well, 0:19:16.720 --> 0:19:18.280 the mom was a little crazy. The mom was like, 0:19:18.320 --> 0:19:21.000 tell me everything everything. I didn't tell me every everything, everything. 0:19:21.040 --> 0:19:23.919 I think, everythink everything. They were before they were the 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:28.520 most normal. I love Tyler's, Tyler's dad, Tyler's I love 0:19:28.600 --> 0:19:33.600 Tyler's dad and Tyler's great grandmother grand The mom goes, 0:19:33.720 --> 0:19:35.280 is this the one who makes your heart go? Plink 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.239 plink plink, was like, I don't hear that. If I 0:19:38.320 --> 0:19:40.119 had a child then they were on the Bachelor, I 0:19:40.160 --> 0:19:44.480 would behave like everything time everything blink plink, plink bank. 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:47.240 You would be the most entertaining mother to watch every 0:19:47.359 --> 0:19:50.000 even they would edit it like my worst off, Like 0:19:50.040 --> 0:19:52.199 they would edit the fool to make me like a 0:19:52.280 --> 0:20:02.040 wild Let me yeah, yeah, I give you your own show. 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:05.119 They'd be like, get this, Oh my gosh, Like if 0:20:05.160 --> 0:20:09.480 things don't work out with my daughter, things are not 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:15.439 good with I'm just saying our family, the genetics are 0:20:15.560 --> 0:20:18.960 strong at the age. Well, if you think I haven't 0:20:18.960 --> 0:20:21.280 had things burned off my face every year since I 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:25.399 heard about Anna's dead. I'm seventy eight years old. But 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:28.760 I I am a bobcat in the sack. I'm a 0:20:28.800 --> 0:20:34.000 wild card. I cry, I'm needy, I'm giving, I'm insecurius, 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:37.679 I'll do. Nothing is off limits, All roads are open. 0:20:39.400 --> 0:20:41.320 Has there ever been like a mom who's hit on 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:44.800 the Bachelor. There's been some flirty moms. I feel like, 0:20:45.760 --> 0:20:48.800 you know what, Ari's mom was kind of a flirty mom. 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:54.720 Back in the day. Ari's mom was a oh my boy, 0:20:54.840 --> 0:21:03.560 my baby boy, realtor's less race car failure. Um, so 0:21:03.600 --> 0:21:06.800 then she's he goes, he says to his mom. He 0:21:06.880 --> 0:21:11.560 says to his mom the phrase it's fire, And I thought, oh, 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:13.879 like if my child like that is like, is this 0:21:14.000 --> 0:21:16.600 one that makes your heart go plan planbling? Oh mom, 0:21:16.680 --> 0:21:20.119 it's fire. I haven't said it yet. She's like, I 0:21:20.160 --> 0:21:23.199 want the world for you. And then the dad starts crying. 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:25.240 He had a huge cross around his neck. There's a 0:21:25.240 --> 0:21:27.320 lot of crosses. There was a lot of crosses, a 0:21:27.320 --> 0:21:29.640 lot of Jesus and a lot of Jesus in this episode. 0:21:29.680 --> 0:21:32.040 You know that my pillow guy, it was like that 0:21:32.119 --> 0:21:36.160 kind of cross Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it looked 0:21:37.840 --> 0:21:42.800 it didn'tch it. Here they're weeping and now there was 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:45.639 a lot of Jesus, just a lot of Jesus in 0:21:45.680 --> 0:21:48.200 this episode of Cuban. He might be Cuban. Did you 0:21:48.320 --> 0:21:50.120 notice in the car when she pulls the condom out, 0:21:50.240 --> 0:21:51.760 she also pulls out like a picture. Yeah, there was 0:21:51.800 --> 0:21:55.119 a prairie. There was a Jesus like plane deck. I 0:21:55.400 --> 0:21:58.760 think his dad might be Cuban, like the open shirt 0:21:58.880 --> 0:22:04.280 cross yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. You couldn't tell either of them. 0:22:04.320 --> 0:22:07.439 I don't know. And then we have also if they 0:22:07.480 --> 0:22:09.439 were like, oh, you know, my father was a former 0:22:09.520 --> 0:22:20.159 porn star, I would be like, yeah, starts found he 0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:24.480 was a crying woodsman man. I got to write that 0:22:25.720 --> 0:22:30.679 that's a real good I want to have that domain. 0:22:30.800 --> 0:22:34.760 That's that's really rich. Um. So then the mom, the 0:22:34.880 --> 0:22:37.199 mom blew it. He hasn't said he loves her yet. 0:22:37.240 --> 0:22:40.080 The mom isn't me. It was like he's head over 0:22:40.160 --> 0:22:45.560 heels and loves like be cool Janice like cool. And 0:22:45.680 --> 0:22:48.480 then she's like, I mean at the end, it could 0:22:48.520 --> 0:22:50.840 be him. And then the mom just starts crying and 0:22:50.920 --> 0:22:53.240 she's like, God is finding a path for you. And 0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:56.359 I am really in need of a daughter, Like okay, 0:22:56.520 --> 0:22:59.200 she's too much, too much. I don't want to be 0:22:59.280 --> 0:23:02.160 somebody's daughter. And then the dad was like, I hope 0:23:02.200 --> 0:23:05.480 you get what you're desiring, and he starts crying and 0:23:05.560 --> 0:23:07.760 he's his cross necklace. He was sweet and he goes, 0:23:07.800 --> 0:23:09.840 I only want what's best for you, and then he 0:23:09.880 --> 0:23:13.440 said many blessings, and I thought I had the worst 0:23:13.480 --> 0:23:15.480