Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank god, guys are back back, were back.
Speaker 1: We're back in the garage pod. We're back in the
Speaker 1: garage pod. Things are really good. Things are really good.
Speaker 1: I may or may not have had something burned off
Speaker 1: of my fist yisterday, And that's how you celebrate America's birthday.
Speaker 1: You burned something off of your faces. It's my firework,
Speaker 1: it's my face firework. Have you burned anything off in
Speaker 1: your face? An? When I was young, dinner hurt. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean my dad was like, do it, it's great.
Speaker 1: He always burned stuff off his face every year. You
Speaker 1: know what, I don't want to burn it. I don't
Speaker 1: like doctors, but I'm hoping this one a baby's bottom?
Speaker 1: Does he? So I should keep burning stuff off in
Speaker 1: my face? You know what? I want to look like
Speaker 1: your dad's baby's bottom. Hello, Welcome to a very special
Speaker 1: facial episode of What You accept This Rose. My name
Speaker 1: is Arta Marina and I'm back in Los Angeles with me.
Speaker 1: To my right is a man, A man's man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go, now away forgot all the talking. Do
Speaker 1: you know? I like my Bachelor of the Years A
Speaker 1: little good. I don't want to love ming it. Come
Speaker 1: on that was that was that's my b side single,
Speaker 1: Like you have to be a big fan, but like
Speaker 1: if you're taking acid or Molly or mescalin or that
Speaker 1: one where people shit their pants in the desert. What's
Speaker 1: that one? Iauasca? That's when I wrote that. I wrote
Speaker 1: that on Iahwasca. Everybody. Yeah, I like the meals, I
Speaker 1: like I like my Bachelor's a little bit older. Right,
Speaker 1: that's the cover. That's the tunnel of my biography. I
Speaker 1: love it. I can't When does that come out? I can't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm writing it now. I can't wait. It's so good
Speaker 1: to see you. You look like a handsome devil. Did
Speaker 1: you have a nice Fourth of July? I did? I did,
Speaker 1: Buddy mine. I rented a house with the pools? Where where? Where? Oh?
Speaker 1: Did you just? Did you go over there? I just
Speaker 1: wanted a house with a pool and none of the
Speaker 1: sad one, so we just rented one. Was it Laura
Speaker 1: Flynn Boyle's pool? It was? That's great? Did she come
Speaker 1: with the house? Yeah, totally, she was. She was amazing.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. You're so good, you guys speaking, You're so good.
Speaker 1: The look on the face of this person listening to
Speaker 1: rob song. Let's just introduce her so we can discuss this. Really,
Speaker 1: you haven't heard the season. I kind of heart yours.
Speaker 1: She's a secretary out of the stage. I traveled with
Speaker 1: a Hi. Think that I might get her house in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles and that's not this padget brow stuff. Don't
Speaker 1: stay upon or round her. She'll call you a sierral kella.
Speaker 1: But then she'll say, my name is Paget Bust, I'm
Speaker 1: satari offt and I will go on Amazon, Hello, Bio,
Speaker 1: one piece pa thing. So she's my yah. Also, we
Speaker 1: love me seve two thousand dollars. Guys, that was I've
Speaker 1: hit up most of our guests or seventeen. I keep
Speaker 1: sending up venom request and nobody I forget that. I
Speaker 1: owe you, you owe me seventeen. That song not on
Speaker 1: inspiration really wasn't inspired. They were all recorded in one
Speaker 1: thank you. So I'm I'm so mus I tried to
Speaker 1: go on The Bachelor to further musical career. I was
Speaker 1: too I was too talented. I'm so excited I got
Speaker 1: to hear Robs. What did you think formed them out?
Speaker 1: My friend who, my friend Avery who who is the musician,
Speaker 1: the genius all of these outstanding. Did you love it?
Speaker 1: I loved it? You said my face? I knowed time.
Speaker 1: Did you have a nice Birthday of America? I did?
Speaker 1: I hadn't wonderful? What did you do? I hung up
Speaker 1: American Fly? Yeah, I made Burns and Dogs. I love
Speaker 1: watched I love my group and Katie. Did you guys
Speaker 1: have nice Fourth of July? I did? Yes? I found
Speaker 1: myself in Sedona? Did you do Mescaline? Have have you
Speaker 1: done Meescaline? I haven't done mescal Has anybody here done me? Trip? Whatever?
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what you do in Sedona. Not
Speaker 1: only people maybe guys turned in nineteen and I'm going
Speaker 1: to take up a mescaline addition. I just wanted. Since
Speaker 1: this is the only podcast about grief and the Bachelor,
Speaker 1: I'm just going to give a conclusion because my brother
Speaker 1: and I did a podcast last week we may or
Speaker 1: may not have I'm going to say we absolutely did
Speaker 1: not because it's not legal, actually been able to execute
Speaker 1: maybe not shooting off some of j J with some
Speaker 1: fireworks and it was allegedly did not happen, but it
Speaker 1: was so may not have been if it had happened.
Speaker 1: This is how I picture it, so beautiful. And then
Speaker 1: afterwards there was like six hundred fireflies that came out
Speaker 1: in the field. Like she was like being like, I'm happy,
Speaker 1: I'm home. There was like all of a sudden, like
Speaker 1: all these fireflies were just everywhere. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: may or may not have a video of something that
Speaker 1: did not happen. It was pretty great. So I just
Speaker 1: for the people who followed this horrible journey, I have
Speaker 1: to say, I feel like, Okay, like, you know, let
Speaker 1: that portion. I felt like we did it right, and
Speaker 1: God forbid you ever have to do something like this.
Speaker 1: Find a friend who contrived to New Hampshire. You and
Speaker 1: you had some friends with you after after that part, yeah,
Speaker 1: they came. They came the next day. And again I
Speaker 1: wasn't sure if it was going to be weird, like hey,
Speaker 1: I just may or me not of rocket Mom into space,
Speaker 1: come come for a fun getaway. But like it was
Speaker 1: actually really nice. We talked about you. People were like
Speaker 1: Rob Benedict should calm. I was real, fomo I follow
Speaker 1: on and I was like, why am I not? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, do you want to calm? Yeah? But the
Speaker 1: parties over you guys already, Let's do it again next time.
Speaker 1: Let it come with time travel. Yeah, no, I get well,
Speaker 1: it's also I get social anxiety, So I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1: I've never like hosted like a group. Have you guys
Speaker 1: done group getaways? Have you like rented an Airbnb somewhere
Speaker 1: and like gone with a group. No, No, I've done
Speaker 1: the Parker Palm Springs. But but I haven't done like
Speaker 1: rent a house together. I've done it with my family.
Speaker 1: Have you Anna does it? Anna? Does it with friends?
Speaker 1: Just friends? Anna? I would not go for a long
Speaker 1: period of my family. Do you get nervous do it?
Speaker 1: Or you just do it? No? Just do it, and
Speaker 1: I bring a lot of marriag Juana. That's how you
Speaker 1: do it. That's how you don't partake neither. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about doing it going to Yosemite with Janey
Speaker 1: and Yeah, that sounds fun. Would you get a house
Speaker 1: or hotel? Okay? Steve and I were looking into wait,
Speaker 1: Yosebody or Yellowstone yosemboity Yosebody. Same thing is Yellowstone Wyoming
Speaker 1: Bear that's in Wyoming. Yellowstones are Wyoming? Which yellow Yellowstone
Speaker 1: is yellow? Okay, here's somebody. You can't get a cool
Speaker 1: house for two people everyone who's renting their cool log cabin.
Speaker 1: It's for lots of people. It's for you bedrooms, all right,
Speaker 1: So I need to hear how it goes. Tell you
Speaker 1: how it because it sounds like an independent movie. I
Speaker 1: feel like we're going to have fights. I know, I
Speaker 1: ken't for judge each other. I felt something's going to
Speaker 1: come out after twenty years or I'm scared. I felt
Speaker 1: like I was like in a Sundance movie that like
Speaker 1: started like Jenny Slate, She's like falls in love, like
Speaker 1: she's there with one guy, but then she falls in
Speaker 1: love with like the local cook or something exactly. That's
Speaker 1: that's my fear. I played the part of geniously, can
Speaker 1: I go out for the cook? You can go out
Speaker 1: for the cook? Oh my god, that would be so great. Great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what, let's do that. I think you can
Speaker 1: just go right to produce her. Okay, just this one.
Speaker 1: Can I play a park ranger? Yes? I want Anna
Speaker 1: to play like the neighbor next door who has all
Speaker 1: of the pot like that. There's like one uptight person
Speaker 1: who's like why do you keep going over to like
Speaker 1: Cynthia's house, and like Sydy is cool, and I'm like
Speaker 1: Cydia is not on the list. Did they didn't come
Speaker 1: with us? This is a group bonding trap. That's like
Speaker 1: that that Jennifer Garner character and camping. Yeahs uptight. You
Speaker 1: just wouldn't let you do. Tracked out of that show
Speaker 1: after like two episodes. Did you finish it? Honestly can't
Speaker 1: remember I finished it. Red Gellman is always so good
Speaker 1: at being a creepy guy everything. He's so good on
Speaker 1: Fleaback disgusted, so disgusting and then equally disgusting but hilarious
Speaker 1: and stranger things. Yeah, I haven't seen that yet. He's
Speaker 1: in everything he deserves to be. That guy is. He's
Speaker 1: so good, hard, and he's in a great place, speaking
Speaker 1: of talent. Here we are you guys hometown unto Duntown hometown.
Speaker 1: We start out in basically Westlake Village, which is where
Speaker 1: the Bachelor like hotel is. Peter does a leg wrap
Speaker 1: with Hannah and she goes, I've got a date with Peter.
Speaker 1: They can't get there, like verbid right, Like I'm on
Speaker 1: a date with Peter. I've got a date with Peter.
Speaker 1: I've got to do Peter. So then they're going flying
Speaker 1: and he's like he kept there in a field. He's like,
Speaker 1: it sounds crazy you're here and she you can tell
Speaker 1: there's a part of her either they're playing it like
Speaker 1: to mislead us, but it feels like she's like talking
Speaker 1: herself into him, like she she's like that my Barbie,
Speaker 1: this is who I pictured. He's hand said, he's a pilot.
Speaker 1: He sweets that he's successful. But I didn't, like, have
Speaker 1: all the sparks guys thoughts the same. I felt the same,
Speaker 1: and in fact, I was surprised that at the end
Speaker 1: of it spoiler alert, that he's like the first name
Speaker 1: she calls out. I was shocked. I didn't shot he
Speaker 1: was definitely going home. I thought he was a goner.
Speaker 1: I assumed I was shocked and we'll get there. But
Speaker 1: I was shocked that Tyler and Peter were the first
Speaker 1: two names called because she said I love you to
Speaker 1: the other two, so like what or I'm she told
Speaker 1: the camera I'm in love with them. So when she
Speaker 1: called those two names first, I'm like, what is happening? Though? Tyler, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she just really wants to bone him. Yeah. I knew
Speaker 1: Tyler was no. I just I thought Tyler Peter was
Speaker 1: a goner. I didn't get that at all. You thought
Speaker 1: Peter was in a circle. I mean, I felt like
Speaker 1: they had a good date. I felt like they liked
Speaker 1: each other. I feel like she really seems to like him.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I hope you're right and I like
Speaker 1: something different. I hope you're right because I like Peter.
Speaker 1: I don't think she wants to bone him now. I
Speaker 1: think that's really what it's coming down to. First, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean she likes maaking out with him, but he
Speaker 1: almost wants her too much. Yes, he I was just
Speaker 1: gonna that he wants to own her way more than
Speaker 1: she abound in the card, the condom in the car.
Speaker 1: So they started driving and he shows up and he
Speaker 1: was like um he was like, he goes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take you with my girl, And then he revealed his
Speaker 1: Mercedes baby, his baby, like a black Mercedes. Do you
Speaker 1: think he comes for money. I think he's done well
Speaker 1: for himself, but parents seem to be lives at home.
Speaker 1: I don't like pilots make that much money, but I
Speaker 1: think he lives at home. Because we were like, how's
Speaker 1: he afford that car? Like, is this like a placement
Speaker 1: by Mercedes? Is it not? Really has but for some reason,
Speaker 1: I remember hearing, like when we were learning about the
Speaker 1: contestants that he lives at home. He lives at home.
Speaker 1: She does make sense as a pilot, and maybe it's
Speaker 1: a used car, and like it's such a weird choise
Speaker 1: that that that's his pick that car. I pictured him
Speaker 1: in a Subaru, you know, like I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's like a single guy in Westlake Village in California
Speaker 1: who tried to be an actor. Yeah, so's I was shocked, though,
Speaker 1: I was shocked that that was the car. It did
Speaker 1: feel like his car because she started. I liked that
Speaker 1: she started. There's sides of her. I like, like I
Speaker 1: liked her digging through the car. I liked finding the altoys.
Speaker 1: I liked finding the condom, you know. And then she
Speaker 1: was like this isn't you know? We're just holding hands
Speaker 1: and kissing in the car today, Peter. And then he
Speaker 1: was like, here comes my baby. I'm looking for a
Speaker 1: co pilot for life. And uh he took Hannah flying.
Speaker 1: Yeah I knew he was. Literally when he's like I've
Speaker 1: got something special plane, I was like, he's going to
Speaker 1: take her in a plane of the Camario Airports, right,
Speaker 1: there with a fabulous diner. Does have a good dinner, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: He's also it feels like he's also a good audition
Speaker 1: to be the next Bachelor. Like That's what I was
Speaker 1: thinking on their date, because there was something very For
Speaker 1: the first time, I found him attractive when he was piloting,
Speaker 1: when he was paying attention to something serious, I thought, now,
Speaker 1: now I get it. I get it. That's a competent.
Speaker 1: That's a guy with skill, like he has to know
Speaker 1: what he's doing. There was a moment he was making
Speaker 1: out and nobody's hands were Now it's that. That's not
Speaker 1: a problem. Up and walk around and ship little planes.
Speaker 1: I kept thinking of Jnald Kennedy Jr. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: You're not taking me in a little plane. I've been
Speaker 1: in a few little planes. I'm not going to it's pretty.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It doesn't feel like I'm not going
Speaker 1: it's not too scary. You're not taking me in your
Speaker 1: little plane. One time, I vomited one of them because
Speaker 1: I was so hungover, and my friends were very upset
Speaker 1: with me. Who are you rolling with it? You're a
Speaker 1: friend from high school as a pilot now so and
Speaker 1: we have a little there was a little airport near
Speaker 1: where we live, so he could just like rent planes
Speaker 1: and we just had to pay for fuel so we
Speaker 1: could just go up whenever. That's wild. So he was like,
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm today, We're gonna make our relationships store
Speaker 1: to the next day level. I thought it was a
Speaker 1: really good thing. They flew over the mansion and he's like,
Speaker 1: that's where we met. And then um, he's like, I
Speaker 1: see a future with you. Um, there's happiness. I've never
Speaker 1: felt like this, Like just the whole I felt like,
Speaker 1: okay that they were cute. I don't think he's gonna win,
Speaker 1: but I like him. She felt very awkward on this day.
Speaker 1: She's not a scorny for him. I just don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think she's into him. I think he's gonna
Speaker 1: be the next Batchlight you call. That was like, he's
Speaker 1: the next Batchelor. I hope Tyler. I'd rather have Tyler. Oh.
Speaker 1: I would love to Tyler, but I don't think Peter
Speaker 1: is just so perfect and they have all the I's Tyler,
Speaker 1: but I think he was a very compelling case for
Speaker 1: a bachelor. Last They would love to have a hi.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, he can fly the planes that go
Speaker 1: on there a weird little plane. Oh my god, you're right.
Speaker 1: It did feel like the dream did on a Bachelor.
Speaker 1: But he's flying like that's like the ultimate Bachelor he
Speaker 1: would be you're right, and he's like so cute and
Speaker 1: he's really and he's a good age four. He's seven,
Speaker 1: like he is ready to actually settle down. How did
Speaker 1: we feel about that ad with Tiah? That was weird? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was weird. I started watching the way did I
Speaker 1: fast forward through a Yeah? Tia was like she it
Speaker 1: was like some protein bar and we had to watch
Speaker 1: her like like her best of and it just reminded
Speaker 1: me like, oh, you were really annoying, Tia. You were
Speaker 1: really annoying last year. You were never raven. I was
Speaker 1: not a huge Ti. Yeah, she's raven minus. She's rave minus.
Speaker 1: Who like wouldn't let like gay Colton go like just
Speaker 1: be himself? He didn't want her? Um? Who was Colton?
Speaker 1: Colton was on? Uh, it's the All Star weekend for
Speaker 1: Major League spall this week and uh Colton was on
Speaker 1: an All Star softball match that I was on ESPN yesterday.
Speaker 1: When did you watch it? Well? I went for a second,
Speaker 1: because I want to see the home run derby because
Speaker 1: that's always fun and it was right for the show start. Uh,
Speaker 1: and I went and it was like All Stars, Celebrity
Speaker 1: suff All Tournament and Colton was, wow, making money. They're
Speaker 1: making their money these people the protein bars and the
Speaker 1: sports events on The Bachelor. Yeah, we do, yes, we yes.
Speaker 1: How you get rich? That is how you get rich. Hi,
Speaker 1: my name is Rob. I'm almost fifty two girl children. Hi,
Speaker 1: my name is Arden. I just burned something off of
Speaker 1: my face. Um, and I like fireworks. I like fireworks. Um.
Speaker 1: So then we go to the family and it's Peter
Speaker 1: Sr who's also a pilot, Barbara and Jack and I
Speaker 1: was fascinated. What of things again made me like, um,
Speaker 1: Hannah a little bit. She has a verbal diarrhea. The
Speaker 1: mom's but she's but she's also a wild card. So
Speaker 1: the moms they start going like where have you been,
Speaker 1: meaning like, oh, we went to we went to Boston,
Speaker 1: we went whatever. And she goes, let me take this one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take this. He said, I'm no, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna challenge you. And then I said you better open up.
Speaker 1: But I was like that. They asked where you unless
Speaker 1: he was editing it to funk her over, like they
Speaker 1: wanted to know, like where did you travel to? And
Speaker 1: she's like, here's my journey and I'm like you better
Speaker 1: open up, Peter, And at first I didn't see him,
Speaker 1: but then I was like, I'm got her. Her first
Speaker 1: like sentences to every single parent was terrible yea, and
Speaker 1: about bad thing. She would tell each parent bad things
Speaker 1: about their kids. The immediately, like at first I was like,
Speaker 1: funk this guy tie pants and I'm like, oh, hell,
Speaker 1: you're a pilot, Yes, you gave weird parent. And then
Speaker 1: they go, are you ready for some Cuban food? And
Speaker 1: they did the craziest German prayer, which made so one
Speaker 1: of these Germans one of them is Cuban. I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would argue that wasn't a prayer, is more of
Speaker 1: a chant of writing Sabina Finest. It was scary, yeah,
Speaker 1: like what's happening? Yeah, Peter the one that spoke Spanish
Speaker 1: Cuban in German, so I think his mom is Cuban,
Speaker 1: Cuban dad is German. Yeah, but we were trying to
Speaker 1: fake the children of Nazi to Cuba. After the yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's figure it out. Yeah. I always wondering the whole time.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at them like they both like what because
Speaker 1: German as wife? But because I was like, I guess
Speaker 1: the mom maybe it's like half cute. I know. I
Speaker 1: was like looking at Peter and like you, something became
Speaker 1: more interesting that you're Cuban. Like I look at this
Speaker 1: blonde little like, I'm like, she must be half Cuban.
Speaker 1: I mean, and he had the dad had like bright
Speaker 1: blue eyes. I was like, all right, I was so
Speaker 1: Then Peter started crying and he was like, our grandparents
Speaker 1: would have loved you. And I thought his family was sweet.
Speaker 1: The brother was nice, The brother was nice, the dad well,
Speaker 1: the mom was a little crazy. The mom was like,
Speaker 1: tell me everything everything. I didn't tell me every everything, everything.
Speaker 1: I think, everythink everything. They were before they were the
Speaker 1: most normal. I love Tyler's, Tyler's dad, Tyler's I love
Speaker 1: Tyler's dad and Tyler's great grandmother grand The mom goes,
Speaker 1: is this the one who makes your heart go? Plink
Speaker 1: plink plink, was like, I don't hear that. If I
Speaker 1: had a child then they were on the Bachelor, I
Speaker 1: would behave like everything time everything blink plink, plink bank.
Speaker 1: You would be the most entertaining mother to watch every
Speaker 1: even they would edit it like my worst off, Like
Speaker 1: they would edit the fool to make me like a
Speaker 1: wild Let me yeah, yeah, I give you your own show.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, get this, Oh my gosh, Like if
Speaker 1: things don't work out with my daughter, things are not
Speaker 1: good with I'm just saying our family, the genetics are
Speaker 1: strong at the age. Well, if you think I haven't
Speaker 1: had things burned off my face every year since I
Speaker 1: heard about Anna's dead. I'm seventy eight years old. But
Speaker 1: I I am a bobcat in the sack. I'm a
Speaker 1: wild card. I cry, I'm needy, I'm giving, I'm insecurius,
Speaker 1: I'll do. Nothing is off limits, All roads are open.
Speaker 1: Has there ever been like a mom who's hit on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. There's been some flirty moms. I feel like,
Speaker 1: you know what, Ari's mom was kind of a flirty mom.
Speaker 1: Back in the day. Ari's mom was a oh my boy,
Speaker 1: my baby boy, realtor's less race car failure. Um, so
Speaker 1: then she's he goes, he says to his mom. He
Speaker 1: says to his mom the phrase it's fire, And I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: like if my child like that is like, is this
Speaker 1: one that makes your heart go plan planbling? Oh mom,
Speaker 1: it's fire. I haven't said it yet. She's like, I
Speaker 1: want the world for you. And then the dad starts crying.
Speaker 1: He had a huge cross around his neck. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of crosses. There was a lot of crosses, a
Speaker 1: lot of Jesus and a lot of Jesus in this episode.
Speaker 1: You know that my pillow guy, it was like that
Speaker 1: kind of cross Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it looked
Speaker 1: it didn'tch it. Here they're weeping and now there was
Speaker 1: a lot of Jesus, just a lot of Jesus in
Speaker 1: this episode of Cuban. He might be Cuban. Did you
Speaker 1: notice in the car when she pulls the condom out,
Speaker 1: she also pulls out like a picture. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: a prairie. There was a Jesus like plane deck. I
Speaker 1: think his dad might be Cuban, like the open shirt
Speaker 1: cross yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. You couldn't tell either of them.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And then we have also if they
Speaker 1: were like, oh, you know, my father was a former
Speaker 1: porn star, I would be like, yeah, starts found he
Speaker 1: was a crying woodsman man. I got to write that
Speaker 1: that's a real good I want to have that domain.
Speaker 1: That's that's really rich. Um. So then the mom, the
Speaker 1: mom blew it. He hasn't said he loves her yet.
Speaker 1: The mom isn't me. It was like he's head over
Speaker 1: heels and loves like be cool Janice like cool. And
Speaker 1: then she's like, I mean at the end, it could
Speaker 1: be him. And then the mom just starts crying and
Speaker 1: she's like, God is finding a path for you. And
Speaker 1: I am really in need of a daughter, Like okay,
Speaker 1: she's too much, too much. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: somebody's daughter. And then the dad was like, I hope
Speaker 1: you get what you're desiring, and he starts crying and
Speaker 1: he's his cross necklace. He was sweet and he goes,
Speaker 1: I only want what's best for you, and then he
Speaker 1: said many blessings, and I thought I had the worst
Speaker 1: out in the world, Like how do these nice people
Speaker 1: end up on the Bachelor? Like I feel like you
Speaker 1: need a more funked up failing to end up on
Speaker 1: the back. Oh yeah, but this is also like, you know,
Speaker 1: after the cameras and everything, we don't know what kind
Speaker 1: of I don't know, I mean, what do you think, kay? I?
Speaker 1: Don't know. I mean I think I think you're right,
Speaker 1: especially for Peter living near l A. He wanted to
Speaker 1: be on TV True Story, you know, I think that
Speaker 1: had a lot to do with it, but he succeeded.
Speaker 1: I mean, I still think that they were the most
Speaker 1: I guess Tyler Familey was pretty non Tyler Filmy was.
Speaker 1: They were my favorite family. I love them. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: here anything further about Peter before we move on to
Speaker 1: Tyler next Bachelor. I like Peter that. I do like
Speaker 1: Peter a lot more after you. I think it was
Speaker 1: really sweet and it could be the next batch. I'd
Speaker 1: be okay with it. I thought they had a good
Speaker 1: conversation outside afterwards. Yeah he was, and it was like
Speaker 1: take care of my girl. Oh you know, they dragged
Speaker 1: that same bench with the same pillows to a couple
Speaker 1: of hometown days. So after dinner, that true because suddenly
Speaker 1: there was a new couch on the third hometown and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, it's not that same couch they've
Speaker 1: been dragging around. That is where the families bought the
Speaker 1: same way fair wayfair And I always wonder what they
Speaker 1: dragged it or right they dragged it. They for sure
Speaker 1: dragged it isn't their actual homes. Yes, they do, I
Speaker 1: think and and and I think they do bring in
Speaker 1: some furniture Tyler's Tyler has felt for a guy that
Speaker 1: like lost all their money. They had a really big house,
Speaker 1: they lost all their money. Yeah, they said, remember he
Speaker 1: was used to be that, used to be that. That
Speaker 1: was his big heartbreaking story was we lost everything decently, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they were in their house was a mansion. Because
Speaker 1: I also feel like a lot of people I was
Speaker 1: talking to someone um about this in Arizona, because Arizona
Speaker 1: got hit really hard. But they were saying, like a
Speaker 1: lot of people who just had a ton of money
Speaker 1: just walked away from their houses and we're like able
Speaker 1: to just let it go and go but then like
Speaker 1: just lose that house, not be able to make any
Speaker 1: money off and leave. But they were able to still
Speaker 1: recover decently. But I mean, I don't know what his situation.
Speaker 1: I mean Florida, and in Florida, I think you maybe
Speaker 1: it was like in the worst part of town. So
Speaker 1: maybe his old house was on the water and this
Speaker 1: is a big new house, maybe in a development farther
Speaker 1: from the beach or something. My own little slice of
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, here we are Re Tyler and Jupiter, Florida.
Speaker 1: Robert Kraft. Yes, that's where he got the hand job.
Speaker 1: You're right, the owner of that. It felt like a
Speaker 1: hand job, that felt like a whole town. Is it rich?
Speaker 1: Is it rich on the water, it's very nice. What's
Speaker 1: it rich from? I don't know. I think just rich
Speaker 1: hand job? So they oooped up on the boat. He's yeah,
Speaker 1: He's like, it's my own little sue you Red Hannah Bay,
Speaker 1: here's gonna be mom is looking from a lighthouse, bring
Speaker 1: me in on the storm. It's like, I love this guy.
Speaker 1: I keep trying to convince myself he's smart. Everybody's telling
Speaker 1: me he is. You guys said he was smart. I
Speaker 1: don't see it. I don't know stupid. I think he
Speaker 1: looks like between the eyes by something. I love this guy.
Speaker 1: I love this guy. I love him. Does he seem
Speaker 1: smart to you? I don't know that he's smart, but
Speaker 1: they on paper he has an M B A. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he's seen. I think he reads. His Instagram
Speaker 1: is entertaining. But maybe I'm just willing him to be
Speaker 1: smart because I think he's hot. And also I think
Speaker 1: his whole Southern vibe just aesthetically makes him appear dumber.
Speaker 1: So I'm just I'm an elitist Northerner from Massach. These
Speaker 1: people down, you know, it's like we only see sniffed.
Speaker 1: So if he out a sentence longer five years anyway,
Speaker 1: I have to say they're very bad at putting sunscreen on.
Speaker 1: So they they did the they did the She was
Speaker 1: concerned the attraction. She was like, she I have not
Speaker 1: seen somebody so attracted to someone since Caitlin Eyeball Nick
Speaker 1: and the club like It Nack. This was like she
Speaker 1: was like ah Tyler. So she was straddling him under
Speaker 1: the water. Oh my god, I had the best email
Speaker 1: to read. Okay, we got the best email. This was
Speaker 1: from a podcast FADO fully appreciated. This was sent to
Speaker 1: us yesterday. I'll just read you part because there was
Speaker 1: a little bit that felt vaguely like it was some
Speaker 1: things were being given away. So this lady. Over fourth
Speaker 1: of July, they were in Virginia, UM they hosted her
Speaker 1: husband's college roommate and his girlfriend, and she casually let
Speaker 1: it slip that her best friend was on the bachelorette.
Speaker 1: She said, my head whipped around so fast you'd think
Speaker 1: I was Linda Blair. It turns out she went college
Speaker 1: with Tyler C. And yes, he is as delightful and
Speaker 1: weird as he seems. Most importantly was the t she
Speaker 1: spilled about the show steamy hookups. Apparently Hannah straddles the
Speaker 1: guys so often because the producer is production is asking
Speaker 1: her to hide their boners. I repreat a crew member
Speaker 1: gets her attention and tells her to cover up a
Speaker 1: boner with her ass. I mean, wow, wow, thank you
Speaker 1: for emailing us friendship. I mean, I mean, I mean
Speaker 1: that's pretty smart. In the defense of the producer or
Speaker 1: anti wardrobe. Please, those men's pants are so tight and
Speaker 1: if you had a stirring and he is a big,
Speaker 1: tall guy, I believe he has a believe yeah, but
Speaker 1: it looks like he's wearing dance leggings like Tyler has
Speaker 1: the tightest. It's not good. The ass is so tight
Speaker 1: on his day, all wear pants that are way too tight.
Speaker 1: Like I started with Nick File, I think yes, and
Speaker 1: then Dane and then Dean did the high Water like
Speaker 1: a slim pant. But like I personally do not find
Speaker 1: it attractive when a guy wears pants that type. He's
Speaker 1: got But Danka, do you think it's attractive? He's so cute.
Speaker 1: If I dated him, I would have to buy him
Speaker 1: new pants. I mean like, oh, those are cute on you.
Speaker 1: At the end of this date, I had the thought,
Speaker 1: after she straddles him in the car and then like
Speaker 1: a spider metal, like a spiderman his shirt, that I'd
Speaker 1: already gotten that email. So I was looking for boner
Speaker 1: and they didn't show his dick area. You saw it
Speaker 1: very briefly when he got out, and I was like,
Speaker 1: he's hard. Yeah, I can see. Katie is always on
Speaker 1: we in patrol, and I like it shocked I missed,
Speaker 1: and I had the feeling like when she drove away,
Speaker 1: he was like, I gotta get into sweatpants. Like, yes
Speaker 1: for him, I wanted to get put on sweat Yes,
Speaker 1: you must be uncomfortable. It's fun. So she does a
Speaker 1: leg wrap underwater and he was like, wow, this is
Speaker 1: the house where I grew up. Um in the recession,
Speaker 1: we lost it. And then um he goes. He was
Speaker 1: very sweet though, he's like he's very southern gentleman. He's like,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be my dad, my mom my crew. And
Speaker 1: then she asked about the dad and he goes, well,
Speaker 1: I haven't seen him since I left. He had a
Speaker 1: paralyzed vocal cord. My dad at a paralyzed vocal card
Speaker 1: after surgery. It's I felt so bad that he had
Speaker 1: to go on TV because it's like, you literally can't
Speaker 1: talk for a year. He did, okay, but you're glad
Speaker 1: that you, like, explained Dick, because I remember like people
Speaker 1: would hear my dad and be like, like children would scream,
Speaker 1: yeah they had margarite does He's like, I want oh.
Speaker 1: He goes, I want my dad to be around forever,
Speaker 1: and he goes, oh on a jam. In the world's
Speaker 1: the worst written song, he said, I want a jam.
Speaker 1: And then it was a white guy with dreads and
Speaker 1: then Hannah was air guitar, and then there was old
Speaker 1: people clapping. There were people they cut to these people
Speaker 1: that looked like they didn't know how to clap. Literally,
Speaker 1: there was like it actually didn't feel set up, but
Speaker 1: it felt like this guy who loves to day as
Speaker 1: be this is the dancing carpenter, like he literally want
Speaker 1: a jam. He loves her. It felt like the quote
Speaker 1: like when I picture Florida, I picture I want to
Speaker 1: jam in a white band with dreadlocks in the day
Speaker 1: in the day like that. It's like that full, Um,
Speaker 1: what is that Margarita Ville singer, Yeah, is that whole
Speaker 1: key with lifestyle that she has anybody here of a
Speaker 1: bridge of the Keys then to Florida but not the Keys.
Speaker 1: I like that that. She was like, is it is
Speaker 1: this for real? Like she was trying to understand it
Speaker 1: was part of their production, Like she's like, we're all out, okay,
Speaker 1: am I supposed to know this? Check air guitars violently. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't and it wasn't that kind of a sound,
Speaker 1: was like a reggae song, but what was this chorus
Speaker 1: of the song was like hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: yeah something yeah, super easy. It was hard. That was
Speaker 1: hard to watch. It's super hard. So then we walk up.
Speaker 1: We're at home tight pants, my mom's my pops and
Speaker 1: then dad, his dad kept I loved his dad. He goes,
Speaker 1: this was the cutest atrection. His dad goes, I love you, buddy,
Speaker 1: and he goes, I love you man, and then he
Speaker 1: starts crying. He's like, it's my pops. I love you buddy.
Speaker 1: They hugged for a long and his face looked like Tyler, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was so cute. Tyler talked about him and this
Speaker 1: is what's so funny about him, and he really does
Speaker 1: seem like a nice guy. But was like, oh man,
Speaker 1: you're gonna a little one little tree, one of my
Speaker 1: little eyes. What's wrong with I love his dad. He
Speaker 1: was my favorite parent that's ever been on the show.
Speaker 1: Miss hannahby Oh my god, he goes Miss Hannaby, Miss hand.
Speaker 1: This is a small town, and everybody knew Tyler was
Speaker 1: going to be on it, and I thought, please Lord,
Speaker 1: don't let him be cut. On the first night, I
Speaker 1: loved him. He's like, you got me, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, this is real. He might be in love.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I kept waiting for the other shooter
Speaker 1: drop him, like turn into an asshole. But everything out
Speaker 1: on the deck or whatever was Greaty of all the hometowns,
Speaker 1: these were fairly tame. We didn't have a Dean's dad,
Speaker 1: we didn't have a Jojoe's mom and brothers. Wait do
Speaker 1: we get to the Jed's mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And they did get a little whackier, but they weren't
Speaker 1: quite as bad as TIA's uncle's um. They even the
Speaker 1: uncle of the Rebecca's uncle with all the ducks, and
Speaker 1: he was like, what about Andy's dad's sigh? Oh, I
Speaker 1: didn't watch that season, Andy Dorfman, And what was Once
Speaker 1: you saw her dad, you were like, oh god, she
Speaker 1: looks just like her dad. And then but that's the
Speaker 1: one that dated Chris Harrison dated her and she was
Speaker 1: super rude to me at the Kentucky Derby when I
Speaker 1: asked to take a picture, she you know who to
Speaker 1: me with mis j from America's Next Time. What happened?
Speaker 1: What happened about Andy? What did she do? I just said,
Speaker 1: I mean it was all the Bachelor people. They're all
Speaker 1: at the Kentucky Their hotel rooms are paid for, they
Speaker 1: have a police escort and cars, and they're just being
Speaker 1: taken around for photo ops. So people are there to
Speaker 1: take their photo with you, and Derby is paid for everything.
Speaker 1: So I walked up because for me too. So I
Speaker 1: walked up and I said could I take a picture?
Speaker 1: And she no joke, turned head up. I roll sigh. Sure, Steve,
Speaker 1: it's not like I don't know how to work a camera.
Speaker 1: Like Steve's right there with the thing with camera and
Speaker 1: watching the whole thing. And he was like wish I
Speaker 1: had videotaped it because he was like, but she wants
Speaker 1: to be an actress. She doesn't know that you were
Speaker 1: asking asking for he took the picture, but whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was just like, yeah, I get though. Maybe she
Speaker 1: who knows. Maybe she was tired, and I just feel
Speaker 1: like all the nurse was nice to us set, they
Speaker 1: were all they're all excited, and yeah she was the
Speaker 1: most h Yeah, I wish she's still like the weird
Speaker 1: abusive guy at that time. It was right after when
Speaker 1: you like the cheese cheese eater. Maybe she'd been beating
Speaker 1: up that. She came on the whole time she was
Speaker 1: on the Bachelor and then she was the bachelorette. I
Speaker 1: always thought she had a stick up her, but yeah,
Speaker 1: out she did her friends, so they got the type hands.
Speaker 1: And then he was like, I wanted I want you
Speaker 1: to see my wife and kids. I'm taking this seriously.
Speaker 1: And his dad goes, oh, we can do is to
Speaker 1: love and support you, and then I and then he goes,
Speaker 1: ever since he was just a child, we've got out
Speaker 1: a big journey together. A small child has been a
Speaker 1: big journey. I loved him. And then the brothers were
Speaker 1: saying to her. Our dad was in the hospital and
Speaker 1: he had to run the business, and he stepped in
Speaker 1: and become everybody's personal lean on. I loved Tyler. He
Speaker 1: wouldn't he wouldn't make a great bachelor, but I almost
Speaker 1: feel like he's too good for it, Like, yeah, he
Speaker 1: too measured, think about there's no wild car. He's just
Speaker 1: too good. If a person I tried to press, I
Speaker 1: went down to work. He had his date in Little Compton,
Speaker 1: and I tried to get details. It turns out a
Speaker 1: Little Compton was like, we don't want our name. Like
Speaker 1: they were the ones who were like, you could film here,
Speaker 1: but we don't want that. Little Compton was like, you
Speaker 1: can do. Nobody cared. Nobody watched the show, that's how,
Speaker 1: And I was like, so New England. She would have
Speaker 1: been like, what the funk, Oh my god, we gotta
Speaker 1: go down. Oh my god. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. She would have been all over that.
Speaker 1: She was pissed they didn't properly give them tribute. So
Speaker 1: the dad goes, oh no, he might be in love.
Speaker 1: He doesn't let people get close. Um, and he goes,
Speaker 1: you can't plan to fall in love. I just loved them,
Speaker 1: I loved him, I loved them anything fine, and then
Speaker 1: he and then he basically like boned her in the
Speaker 1: car right behind that driver, just right behind that driver.
Speaker 1: Did you see You can kind of see like a bulge.
Speaker 1: And then he kind of like really, they were very clear.
Speaker 1: He was like straddling, she was straddling him, laid down
Speaker 1: and then straddled and then and then he said sorry mom,
Speaker 1: And then the driver was like six inches in front
Speaker 1: of that image enough. Yeah, yeah, that's not the first
Speaker 1: time that's happened to the driver. But yes, I have
Speaker 1: a question. Do you think when they said he doesn't
Speaker 1: he didn't have a lot of girl friends, he didn't
Speaker 1: bring a lot of women home, is because he was
Speaker 1: a player, because he was just having sex interesting opposed girlfriends.
Speaker 1: He I went deep diving on his Instagram, and it
Speaker 1: seems like he had one high school girlfriend for a while.
Speaker 1: It seemed like there was one lady that was like
Speaker 1: his gal. I saw someone on on the subreddit say
Speaker 1: that they went to college with him and he wasn't
Speaker 1: a player at all, which is not to crush on,
Speaker 1: but like he was just like a nice guy and
Speaker 1: I think he was really in the sports so, and
Speaker 1: especially he probably played college. I mean it's kind of hard,
Speaker 1: so he probably just girlfriends, but a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of the sports guys and players. Absolutely, But I
Speaker 1: just feel like he honestly is just a respectful person
Speaker 1: and really the brainer he looked at these four guys
Speaker 1: brainer that he should be and what were we going
Speaker 1: to say? I just think yeah, Like I think also
Speaker 1: just the trauma of the recession in his family, just
Speaker 1: like he had reality, how old would he have been? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was in high school because I I was when
Speaker 1: I graduated college and justust he's like high school. I
Speaker 1: don't even know how so he was he was ten
Speaker 1: years ago to nine, he would he was probably graduating
Speaker 1: high school. That's a terrible time for that to happen.
Speaker 1: He was probably just traumatized with his family because didn't
Speaker 1: the parents also get divorced? He probably Yeah, where his
Speaker 1: parents really? Wait something? I thought that he said divorce
Speaker 1: and then but then it said like his mom was
Speaker 1: taking care of I thought I thought that I was
Speaker 1: trying to add it up. So maybe she stepped up
Speaker 1: because he left to just help with the dad because
Speaker 1: he clearly I don't know. So then we have Okay,
Speaker 1: anything further about Tyler. She should she should be so lucky.
Speaker 1: He would be a grounding force. And she's a little spastic,
Speaker 1: she's so mental. Of these two, do we think either
Speaker 1: of these are gonna win? And do we think either
Speaker 1: of these are going to be the next Bachelor? I
Speaker 1: would love to live in a world where Tyler wins,
Speaker 1: and then, yeah, I would. I would prefer that. I
Speaker 1: would like that. I feel like I don't think that's
Speaker 1: what happened. I feel like Tyler being the Bachelor. I
Speaker 1: worry it would ruin him. I I would love that
Speaker 1: for all of us, and I don't think that's what happens.
Speaker 1: What do you think it's gonna happen? I think one
Speaker 1: of the two turds is gonna win. I'm still sticking
Speaker 1: with Luke, either Luke or Jet. Luke will win or will.
Speaker 1: I do not think Luke's gonna I hope he does. Actually,
Speaker 1: because of that, I think that Jed will win. I
Speaker 1: kind of think Jed's gonna win to because they tend
Speaker 1: to go towards that. The parents who are like no
Speaker 1: and they because they want to win. Anna wants to win.
Speaker 1: Think then I bet Peter will even though I'd rather
Speaker 1: have Tyler. I bet Peter will be. And then I
Speaker 1: bet every cast off of the Bachelor franchise will slide
Speaker 1: into the d m s of Tyler and try to
Speaker 1: date him in real life and hope he dates none
Speaker 1: of them, and then he just dates something. Yeah, hopefully
Speaker 1: he doesn't end up. We love you, Tyler. Peter would
Speaker 1: make Why would you pick Peter as the Bachelor over Tylers?
Speaker 1: I'd rather have Tyler, but I bet Peter. I would
Speaker 1: much prefer Tyler. The producers would prefer Peter. I think.
Speaker 1: I think they want a pilot. They want then it's
Speaker 1: just the one world pilot. Yeah, he's a pilot. They
Speaker 1: want the flying thing. They want thes and he's and
Speaker 1: they pick really Christian, clean cup boys like Ben Higgins,
Speaker 1: like Polton, they pick not Nick Viale, but they pick
Speaker 1: really white, clean cut boy. He's just like yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just like it's like the model fucking back. And they're
Speaker 1: not sexy. There's like a there's like a slightly neuter
Speaker 1: quality guys. I mean, come on, that's right. We've noticed
Speaker 1: there's a there's a ken doll like antiseptic. Not what
Speaker 1: appeals to us. They're not dirty dogs. There's something I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's something, so then why not like Mike.
Speaker 1: I don't Mike. I mean, Mike could still happen, but
Speaker 1: Mike would be shambles when he was in her presence.
Speaker 1: He was not cool. He had no game. No he
Speaker 1: might he had game. He had game with Luke and
Speaker 1: zero game with him. Okay, so here we are, We're
Speaker 1: at okay here, and that's where it gets cooking. This
Speaker 1: is where I'm excited. Here we are, We're at Luke,
Speaker 1: and um we're in Gainesville, Georgia. And he goes, well,
Speaker 1: other people took you on a plane and then somebody
Speaker 1: else took you on a boat, and I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: you just Sunday school before church. And she goes, there's
Speaker 1: no way she came up with this. Luke is a
Speaker 1: jigsaw puzzle. I have the corners down, but I don't
Speaker 1: have the middle figured out. I'm like, you don't do
Speaker 1: puzzles and see that when she was sung in the
Speaker 1: camera during the day, I just felt like she was
Speaker 1: like really forcing it, Like why is this happening to me?
Speaker 1: This is like like when a crazy person gets too
Speaker 1: far in the show. Why are we praying why is
Speaker 1: there a group of strange men not on their knees.
Speaker 1: There were too many people there and they were all
Speaker 1: so if you if you guys, don't there's a few
Speaker 1: people that actually just listened to the podcast. So who
Speaker 1: who here? Wants to set the scene for what they
Speaker 1: walked into? Rob okay. So they go into this room
Speaker 1: and it's everything from like children like boy scouts, to
Speaker 1: like older men mostly men. Nine sent men in the
Speaker 1: room in like a lodge. Somebody said it looks like
Speaker 1: a cracker barrel restaurant. Yeah, long tables, yeah. And then
Speaker 1: a weird creepy minister says to Luke, you're gonna tell
Speaker 1: your story today, and then Luke gets up in front
Speaker 1: the testimony and his testimonial and testimonial in front of
Speaker 1: children's like basically, I got a lot of asks. I
Speaker 1: sucked everybody, and then showering Jesus. Jesus sent three for
Speaker 1: three with shower Jesus told her exactly the same story
Speaker 1: and they told it to us the first week. So
Speaker 1: it's like I fucked everybody. I couldn't, I was doing everybody.
Speaker 1: Really when he was like, I mean I got I
Speaker 1: got at it. I mean I got down like I got.
Speaker 1: Look there were a few fingers in the butts, like
Speaker 1: you know, like a yeah, I'm not proud of He
Speaker 1: was like it was Chason Jason, and you know he's
Speaker 1: the kind of guy that will will sheat on her
Speaker 1: eventually and be like, oh, I'm so sorry I gave
Speaker 1: into the evil side. If you had the devil made,
Speaker 1: he said, the Holy Spirit came to him in the
Speaker 1: shower and he followed it to like a hole to
Speaker 1: go glory hole, and he's like, this is what I've
Speaker 1: been waiting for. And it was the real deal having
Speaker 1: a mental breakdown. And then there's all these like brainwashed
Speaker 1: children and then adults are like they said, look for
Speaker 1: the big guy with the smile, and there's Luke And
Speaker 1: I said, that must be Luke and he's a real
Speaker 1: He was a good friend for me. He makes friends
Speaker 1: with everyone around. They had those people so much, there
Speaker 1: was too many, Like it was like too too many
Speaker 1: Luke loves the underdog. It was. I think it was
Speaker 1: just a religious organization in that town that agreed, we're
Speaker 1: all going to get on TV and we're gonna show
Speaker 1: these godless Americans how it's done. That we support each
Speaker 1: other that we look like there was something false about it, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: because you know, he feels false. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if they even paid those people. I think they were
Speaker 1: excited to get on TV, but it was too first
Speaker 1: of how much they were pushing that he's like actually
Speaker 1: a good person, like they are pushing that so Safe
Speaker 1: said that he loves the underdog. I'm like, then, why
Speaker 1: of every guy in the house, why did he take
Speaker 1: little other Luke and pick him up and throw him
Speaker 1: on the ground. He didn't do that to Mike. You
Speaker 1: didn't do that to Tyler. He did it to little Luke.
Speaker 1: By the time that they go to these hometowns, is
Speaker 1: the show airing, they know they aired it, everyone in
Speaker 1: the town knows what it is, and they edit backwards.
Speaker 1: They waitfully to end, they edit the entire thing. You're
Speaker 1: wondering if they felt they had to do damage control.
Speaker 1: The whole thing ends. The whole thing ends, and they
Speaker 1: edit backwards. Okay, it did feel though, like that was
Speaker 1: his like last hail Mary, like he's like I just
Speaker 1: got to get all these people to make it sound
Speaker 1: like I'm a great guy. I mean, I would wonder then,
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, I know, like you would think like, oh,
Speaker 1: these people will watch the show then and be like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's a piece of ship. But they won't. They'll just
Speaker 1: be like everyone else was a piece of ship. Luke
Speaker 1: was right, but they knew. But I think the producers
Speaker 1: saw like, this is a fucking lunatic, and then they
Speaker 1: had that crazy giant prayer circle around the putting hands
Speaker 1: on him. If I was at that, I would have
Speaker 1: run for my fucking life, like that's it was my
Speaker 1: actual night. Um. There was one in that shot where
Speaker 1: they're all down on one knee and they're all sort
Speaker 1: of holding on to each other's shoulders. There was one
Speaker 1: kid in the foreground. There's hands on a guy's shoulder
Speaker 1: next to him, and then he quickly removes it. I
Speaker 1: don't know if he thought people are gonna think, you know,
Speaker 1: the gay, the touch, the yeah, the gay toes. I've
Speaker 1: got the gay time on American American, God forbid, I
Speaker 1: touched a man. Oh my god. So then I mean
Speaker 1: they go and we meet his crazy looking father, his
Speaker 1: gorgeous young mom's the hair I want. I want that
Speaker 1: because she had the face of a twenty year old
Speaker 1: was like a long gray blow out, beautiful. That she
Speaker 1: gave birth to Luke. How could that be? And that
Speaker 1: other guy, that guy, that guy, and then the guy
Speaker 1: with the broken heart brother like Luke broke his arm.
Speaker 1: Of course, he looked his haircut, looked like he'd been
Speaker 1: in a cult. And then Luke broke his arm. And
Speaker 1: then everyone's like he might be mad for a second,
Speaker 1: but then he just sets his course right and you
Speaker 1: know he Luke, he knows Luke. The brother's wife was
Speaker 1: also Hannah. We were like, that's creepy. And then he
Speaker 1: goes which is cool, and we're like, no, which is Hannah, Hannah,
Speaker 1: Let's be real, Luke is being Luke. You weren't like
Speaker 1: and then so she has verbal diarrhea again. She's immediately
Speaker 1: and then literally like the media was like this guy,
Speaker 1: I mean I was mad at him and I was
Speaker 1: putting him in the corner and and he was like,
Speaker 1: I'm walking on eggshells. And then literally when when your
Speaker 1: kid comes to you and it's like we've had a
Speaker 1: good week and a half, I'm ready for marriage. It's
Speaker 1: been good for a week and a half. You've been
Speaker 1: seen each other for a week and a half. That's
Speaker 1: why he's been good. Also, that's the one where the
Speaker 1: little the great grandma was sitting there right next to
Speaker 1: handle while Hannah was trashing lukea his regular grandma looked
Speaker 1: just like her face looked just like great grandma. I
Speaker 1: like her. Hannah was cute too, because she like goes
Speaker 1: over to pay extra attention. She was. But then the
Speaker 1: dad goes, that's not like my son. And then he
Speaker 1: goes for a week and a half. This relationship is
Speaker 1: on track. I've been in my lane. The lane, stay
Speaker 1: in your lane. The fucking lane thing. It's not a
Speaker 1: good Metapha figure out. If anyone knows who Luke is
Speaker 1: in this family, they're gonna blame the editors. They're gonna
Speaker 1: be so mad at the editors. So they're going and
Speaker 1: he's like, thank the Lord number one. Someone's uh, someone
Speaker 1: has had her heart softened for you. I look her
Speaker 1: in the eyes and I see Mrs Parker. I can't
Speaker 1: I see a woman who's going to divorce me. The
Speaker 1: bro has the arm cast. He's like, I want to
Speaker 1: make this right. If you tell him that he's done,
Speaker 1: he wants so you can see her just by like
Speaker 1: she's so hot for him. She's this is everything she
Speaker 1: wants to hear this is like, oh, the guys in
Speaker 1: the house, we're wrong. He's a good Christian man. It
Speaker 1: was just misunderstood. I thought it was very key that
Speaker 1: the father said, if she has chosen you, it is
Speaker 1: something beyond anything that we we don't deserve it. And
Speaker 1: I was like, key words, you don't deserve it. Also,
Speaker 1: you are so weird pastor vibes. It wasn't like Jessica
Speaker 1: since his dad before he came out. When the mom goes, Lukey,
Speaker 1: what has been holding you back? Let Hannah see your heart?
Speaker 1: And he's like, I'm sorry, we've struggled and whatnot. I
Speaker 1: could tell you I am looking at my future wife
Speaker 1: without a doubt. I do love you, and I am
Speaker 1: looking at my future wife. I have fallen and I
Speaker 1: am falling in love with him. I am falling in
Speaker 1: love with Luke. I'm like, oh my God, kill me now?
Speaker 1: Why are we Why are you dragging all of us
Speaker 1: along on this ride? This is that family is against abortion,
Speaker 1: that's all. I was like, get and that whole family
Speaker 1: a first will shun you for the fantasy suitets like,
Speaker 1: not just your son, that whole family will shun you
Speaker 1: forever for the fantasy yeah, yeah, so, and then he
Speaker 1: tells his dad that there's a spiritual connection they have
Speaker 1: more than any other contestant there. I don't do that.
Speaker 1: I was really freaked out by that whole town. It
Speaker 1: felt like a horror movie. It felt like the Wicker,
Speaker 1: like a town of like ladies eyes. No, Lukey little
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like little Lukey Luke just being don't make
Speaker 1: Lukey meth Luke Luke Lukey. Have Luke and Hannah get married,
Speaker 1: they will make the Antichrist. Yes, the whole town trying
Speaker 1: to get Luke's to marry. Yes, Yes, it's just destiny
Speaker 1: just given. Yeah, that's exactly right. The town Georgia, and
Speaker 1: here we are. Anything left about Luke. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't care for that family. I didn't care for
Speaker 1: that hometown. It was too much. It seems so forced
Speaker 1: and fake and just creepy, Like it kind of seemed
Speaker 1: like if she went there, she would never return. This
Speaker 1: is so crazy. It felt like one of those families
Speaker 1: that's so obsessed with like looking perfect, but then it's
Speaker 1: just cracks on cracks on cracks, like it's just everything
Speaker 1: is falling apart underneath the surface. But they're like Luke
Speaker 1: would never do Lucy. I've seen the Lucas scene in
Speaker 1: the Lord and Shower. Jesus came and found Luke. Side
Speaker 1: note shout out to Sandy Christiansen from saying on swag
Speaker 1: who sent all of us? Um are John Paul. You
Speaker 1: can call me John Paul Jones JO. There's there's links
Speaker 1: to it on our Facebook page. I wore them all
Speaker 1: over Rhode Island. They're really comfortable and they're they're great
Speaker 1: looking flip flops. Thank you. So I got my my
Speaker 1: mug my. You can call me John Paul Jones, mug
Speaker 1: love it. She made that. She made that Hannaby's pill.
Speaker 1: She hasn't this is life. Isn't all blueberries and paper play.
Speaker 1: I mean, God bless she has a vision. So thank
Speaker 1: you Sandy Christiansen. Um, we appreciate your presence. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then here we are anything further before we go on
Speaker 1: to the greatest Knoxville, Tennessee. Jed with his Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: going to fast forward for a second. His mom was
Speaker 1: on pain killers, right, think it was she high? Was
Speaker 1: it pot? What was it? At a van? It looked
Speaker 1: like pot? But I don't it looks like it looked
Speaker 1: like maybe she had anxiety about she took his NIX
Speaker 1: and drank a glass of wine. Laurie touch she has
Speaker 1: stage fright. And then maybe she's an unpleasant woman because
Speaker 1: she has an unpleasant sister, so like, so maybe she's
Speaker 1: unpleasant and unhappy in her life and she has stage fright.
Speaker 1: So she took like an ad van or something. And
Speaker 1: because the way she was lying, she was flying. She
Speaker 1: was like, actions were slow. He was like, oh, I've
Speaker 1: been there, I've been you before. Oh my god. I
Speaker 1: would never do that on TV where people can see me,
Speaker 1: like millions of actually millions of people are watching. It's
Speaker 1: like and it's almost like got ya jazz angry mom
Speaker 1: who has bangs? Okay, so here we go. We start out,
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, we're in Knoxville, which wasn't actually his hometown. Lo,
Speaker 1: and behold, we're going to a recording studio. Oh what
Speaker 1: a surprise. We're gonna get more airtime from my music.
Speaker 1: That I thought I was going to come here just
Speaker 1: for my music, but I fallen in love and not
Speaker 1: even more in love with my other two girlfriends that
Speaker 1: are at I'm going to write a song together. And
Speaker 1: then she's like, thank you Lord so much for a
Speaker 1: great I mean, she is, she's bought this music thing
Speaker 1: hook line and sinker. I'm also not entirely sure he's
Speaker 1: actually a professional musician. He's not because he didn't know
Speaker 1: how to explain what an isolation booth was. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the boost and I think she said isolated something,
Speaker 1: and then he was like, yeah, this is where the
Speaker 1: and he put his hands to his ears as though
Speaker 1: he was wearing headphones, and then said, the magic honestly
Speaker 1: separates the vocals from the other musicians playing in the room. Honestly,
Speaker 1: you think he knew that there were headphones involved. I
Speaker 1: bet I've been in a real recording studio like that. Probably,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so, because he
Speaker 1: didn't seem to know he's this he's been, he has not.
Speaker 1: No one has been in a recording studio like this.
Speaker 1: He's yes, an upholstered garage. Yeah. So then she goes,
Speaker 1: we are falling in love, and then she said I
Speaker 1: wore my star thing and it's written in the stars.
Speaker 1: And so they did a song together. And I have
Speaker 1: to say it's too bad that he sucks, because they
Speaker 1: were kind of cute together. Well, he can sing, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he actually can sing. He actually can't say. I just
Speaker 1: don't know if he's been a professional Musician's not no,
Speaker 1: because he's like he's a burlesque dancer. He's okay, she's
Speaker 1: like photos came under down Under Chippendale's Yeah, And why
Speaker 1: would he lead with that because he's trying to be
Speaker 1: because he wants to be a musician in Nashville, like
Speaker 1: all of that, I don't know. I listened to the
Speaker 1: three tracks he has on Spotify, I think you did,
Speaker 1: and they're like, so basically they sound like Maroon five songs,
Speaker 1: but then the lyrics aren't that right, Like it's like
Speaker 1: look up on the wrong side of the bed, Like
Speaker 1: it's so basically different from each other. Like he can't
Speaker 1: find his boy. He doesn't know, he's just trying to
Speaker 1: see what sticks. I mean. I had a music person
Speaker 1: I felt like, considering his co writer was Hannah, that
Speaker 1: their song could have been way worse. Like I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: that was okay, if you're co writer is Hannah. He
Speaker 1: sort of cobbled it together. Rob, your musician, what did
Speaker 1: you think? I don't like it? I don't like him, Yes, Rob,
Speaker 1: I don't trust his motives, like why is he he
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend? Like why is he really there? And
Speaker 1: at the end of the episode he was pissed that
Speaker 1: she kept him in and that that kind of rubbed
Speaker 1: me wrong. To like, you really love her, you'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get another shot, whether or not I'm not sloppy.
Speaker 1: Second salut, well you actually are. At least Luke doesn't
Speaker 1: have two girlfriends exactly, just in the whole thing, like
Speaker 1: he's not he never without his guitar. But what if
Speaker 1: Jed was like, row, can I open for you? He
Speaker 1: and so we are so deep him when we did,
Speaker 1: we did the draft picks on and on his bio,
Speaker 1: he was like, ever since he got his heartbroken, he
Speaker 1: hasn't written one song. Bull It's bullshit. He can't stop
Speaker 1: writing songs. Every five minutes. He's like, I wrote a
Speaker 1: song for you, another song. It's called Newport, new book,
Speaker 1: new book, new part. My name's Jed, Yeah, yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you. I can't wait to drop
Speaker 1: an album. So then it is they work cute and
Speaker 1: then he goes, do you ever feel like your heart
Speaker 1: is just I'm mad at your chest because you have
Speaker 1: something to say? And you can't do it because I
Speaker 1: love you. I thought he was gonna be like, I
Speaker 1: have six girlfriends and I'm a strapper with six girlfriends,
Speaker 1: and that his chest is beating so fast. And then
Speaker 1: they went and you're missing the dad leg rap? Do
Speaker 1: you have to pay? Do we take it to pe? Break?
Speaker 1: You can't miss this, Let's pause it break? Okay, well
Speaker 1: let's get back in there. Okay, wait, what were we
Speaker 1: talking about? The come back with it? Okay, pe breaks over?
Speaker 1: Wait wait I was I'm just saying, why do they
Speaker 1: why do they show us what happens with Luke? I
Speaker 1: know they did that last week with him with with
Speaker 1: Colton jumping over the fence, Katie suggesting, suggesting that it's
Speaker 1: not necessarily the end of his story comes. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're right, Oh my god, you're right. He comes back
Speaker 1: with the rain. You're right, you're right, Like she sends
Speaker 1: him home because he oh, you're brilliant. So maybe he
Speaker 1: wins comes back. No, I don't think he's gonna win though,
Speaker 1: because that's like unacceptable. I think she was, that's unaccepted.
Speaker 1: She's before and it's like, oh, like she did look
Speaker 1: super pissed, but that's what makes me think there's something.
Speaker 1: There's just production wise throwing us. He is coming back
Speaker 1: with a ring. You're right, you're right, because originally they
Speaker 1: showed Chris Harrison saying to her, he says he's gonna
Speaker 1: marry you. He's come, he's here with the ring, but
Speaker 1: they were showing footage of Mike in the elevator going
Speaker 1: up to go on a date. I love breaking this
Speaker 1: down with you guys. It's like the Mystery Crew. I
Speaker 1: love it. I love it. We put our heads together
Speaker 1: and we figure it out. We're like the pinball Wizard
Speaker 1: of the Badger. Okay, you're right, you're right, You're right.
Speaker 1: Luke gets at home and then he comes back with
Speaker 1: a great Do you remember who was? It was? Becca's
Speaker 1: boyfriend came for the with the dollar sized ross ross row.
Speaker 1: The fact that we remember we are in so deep,
Speaker 1: the fact that we know Becca's ex boyfriends. Okay, so
Speaker 1: then okay, so then so they do the thing and
Speaker 1: then she he says I love you, and then the
Speaker 1: cute the dad did the leg wrap to Jed, although
Speaker 1: he did have a soul patch and was wearing ed hardy,
Speaker 1: so it evened out some type of dog who would
Speaker 1: insist that you follow your dreams to be a musician.
Speaker 1: It completely made sense that that was who was Jed
Speaker 1: because his dad was in an ed Hardy shirt with
Speaker 1: a soul patch. Debbie texted me that the douche douche
Speaker 1: apple doesn't fall far from the douche tree something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where like the soul patch apple. It's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes sense that Jed is the And then the
Speaker 1: mom was like, you know some moms that hate whatever,
Speaker 1: like that's my baby boy. Oh the other woman to
Speaker 1: my baby boy. Oh okay. I at first I felt
Speaker 1: like they were being he She and the sister gave
Speaker 1: up such bad vibes, and at first I thought it's
Speaker 1: because they felt uncomfortable because they had to life for
Speaker 1: because they knew he had like two other girlfriend will
Speaker 1: the dad's gives that like toast where he likes says
Speaker 1: something about being mom did. She goes, I'm gonna rip
Speaker 1: of cheers like Jed said, I'm gonna rip a cheers
Speaker 1: the person mom goes, that's alright, I break up with
Speaker 1: him here. Sorry this is awkward, but I can no
Speaker 1: longer see you. Sorry, family cheers, And then the mom goes,
Speaker 1: the mom goes, here's its tost everyone trusting their intuitions
Speaker 1: and their truths. Every day. When you stick to your truth,
Speaker 1: it's beneficial to everybody. Is she calling her son a liar? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's trust your gut, fucker, because he is not available.
Speaker 1: Trust your instruition. Even the sister kind of seemed like
Speaker 1: a mean girl, like she liked the other she was.
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't think it would be good
Speaker 1: for it was just with every the dad goes, Look,
Speaker 1: she seems she looks like a hoot. I get it,
Speaker 1: but I can't get my head around. I can get
Speaker 1: myself and these hardy pants, but I can shave my
Speaker 1: my facial hair down and go you know what, I
Speaker 1: will leave that one square. And yet kid can't kid Now.
Speaker 1: There's a news story in the news today about apparently
Speaker 1: said going public on Instagram and type like publishing a
Speaker 1: letter on Instagram asking fans to stop going after him,
Speaker 1: and he said that he was getting death threat that there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that he that now his mom and dad's sister are
Speaker 1: getting attacked well on Twitter and Instagram. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not going to attack them. I am going to say
Speaker 1: they're not attacking them. They don't have to listen to
Speaker 1: mom and the sister seemed unpleasant, but if they'd like to.
Speaker 1: They may have been struggling, and they may have been
Speaker 1: struggling with the fact that they know that they the
Speaker 1: guy cheating. And to the she goes. She goes, if
Speaker 1: it's a career, She goes, your music career. They're all
Speaker 1: protecting his career. That's not working. And then he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm here for it. And then and then the mom goes, well,
Speaker 1: look must be really, Hannah. It's a dreamy way to
Speaker 1: fall in love. I get it. He's just another guy.
Speaker 1: You are the bachelorette, and he's just another guy. She goes, well,
Speaker 1: I told him I was falling in love with him.
Speaker 1: She goes, well, I didn't say. That's all them just
Speaker 1: bangs and out of van, talking like she needed a
Speaker 1: good inch cut off those banks. That's all I could
Speaker 1: focus on, having had banks I've had, I need to know.
Speaker 1: I need my banks to be where I need him to.
Speaker 1: Bangs are tough, and bangs are great. Bangs are great
Speaker 1: when they're great, and they really burn a little bit.
Speaker 1: Do you ripped the banks for I ripped him? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna rip a toast. I'm gonna rip a bang. I
Speaker 1: had a solid bang that I wanted to look like
Speaker 1: in nineteen seventies, like French new wave movie star. And
Speaker 1: on a once in a while I could get that
Speaker 1: vibe down. But generally on in a show, they would
Speaker 1: make me look like a Reba McIntire. No, I thought
Speaker 1: you looked very. I thought it was very. It was sixties.
Speaker 1: It was a little bridge part. That's what I wanted,
Speaker 1: That's what I want, That's what I wanted. But I
Speaker 1: would do it on the but on shows until like
Speaker 1: like movie or TV sets, they would style me and
Speaker 1: invariably I would look like an eighties country western. They
Speaker 1: couldn't They didn't know what they don't know what to
Speaker 1: do with the bay um. So then so then then
Speaker 1: the mom goes, well, he's lived his life, he's had
Speaker 1: his heartbroken. He's a musician. You don't get a diploma.
Speaker 1: You don't get a diploma. He couldn't go work full time.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah he could. He could have a fucking
Speaker 1: day job like a lot of people. Yeah, he can
Speaker 1: have a job and try to be like he just dripper.
Speaker 1: That's some of the time he's just stripper. I didn't
Speaker 1: like that. That felt weird. I also felt like they
Speaker 1: were all kind of like they didn't like him, or
Speaker 1: they were trying to say something was wrong with him.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was just that they're trying
Speaker 1: to say that he had a girl friend, like it
Speaker 1: really felt like they were trying to say, like he's
Speaker 1: an idiot, Like that's the way I felt that they
Speaker 1: were all trying to, like trying to hint, like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's just a book and can't sit in the classroom
Speaker 1: taking information, use that information to take a test and
Speaker 1: get a grade. He doesn't. It's an interesting thing to
Speaker 1: say to someone who might marry your son, like he's
Speaker 1: going to make a living and it will be on you.
Speaker 1: It feels like he can pay all the bills because
Speaker 1: he's on a different path. And it's also like they know,
Speaker 1: they know he's a stripper. They can't say it right,
Speaker 1: they know, like this guy is a disaster. This guy
Speaker 1: is a failed musician who's a part time stripper who
Speaker 1: will not get a real job, and you're gonna like
Speaker 1: this isn't the trying to warn her away. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: what it was. Yeah, maybe they seem like jerks when
Speaker 1: in fact they're trying to do the right and the
Speaker 1: sister gets I'm very protective of dad. I'm not sure
Speaker 1: this is a good thing. It doesn't feel right to me.
Speaker 1: It was just awful. And then and then they go,
Speaker 1: well all the things we do for love, and I
Speaker 1: was like, you guys are awful. So before we get
Speaker 1: to the road ceremony, anything else on Jed's family. That
Speaker 1: mom is a lush She was fucking sister too as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were. There was all this family members or like
Speaker 1: family that we never even met, or anyone who's introduced
Speaker 1: to and they said it another pick, like the cast off,
Speaker 1: the relatives, cast off, it is that and you didn't
Speaker 1: did introduce us? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, And then you
Speaker 1: can't get a big those the ones who would be like,
Speaker 1: he's got girlfriend. That's a girlfriend and the mom that's
Speaker 1: right now that is yeah. Yeah, it's just it's it's
Speaker 1: it's a mix between the like getaway, he's a starving
Speaker 1: artist and also almost being entitled. Yeah, he's just starting
Speaker 1: your job to support that. You need to understand that.
Speaker 1: Don't clip his wings and you've got to pay the way.
Speaker 1: Like my mom was always like now that's what you
Speaker 1: sign up for. Yeah, you know what I mean. And
Speaker 1: she's right, yeah, and she's right, it's our choice to
Speaker 1: suffer out here. Yeah, you know, like get it, like
Speaker 1: and if you have to get a job, get a job. Also,
Speaker 1: I feel like they should all just be like, well,
Speaker 1: you know this will be good for him because he'll
Speaker 1: become an Instagram model. So yeah, yeah, use career. That's
Speaker 1: going nowhere. So then they go to the roads ceremony.
Speaker 1: She's in her green dress and she has like a
Speaker 1: full blown panic attack, and we can see her like this,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't um first up surprising Peter, second Tyler.
Speaker 1: So she's down to the two dudes and she's told
Speaker 1: to camera that she's falling in love with I was stunned.
Speaker 1: Do you think it's because I know I might have
Speaker 1: asked this earlier, but I'm just gonna bring it around
Speaker 1: because all but on a journey to it might be
Speaker 1: part two again? But like, is it because Jed's family
Speaker 1: scared her off? And she's like, well, I can't pick
Speaker 1: Jed because they're telling me he's not available. Is that why? She?
Speaker 1: Like I want to funk all four of them? But like,
Speaker 1: why Why were those two the final two that she
Speaker 1: was debating between, Like, if those are the two that
Speaker 1: she was in love with, why didn't they get roses?
Speaker 1: And then it was between Peter and Tyler. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I who was she going to cut? Understand
Speaker 1: why Luke has gotten this far. I feel like she
Speaker 1: was going to cut Jed because his family was like
Speaker 1: he's not available. Yeah, I got that. I think she
Speaker 1: picked Tyler and Peter because they were the safest options
Speaker 1: for her, because both the families were like, he likes
Speaker 1: you a lot, and then like Jed family was like run,
Speaker 1: and then Luke's family was like lord, So then he goes,
Speaker 1: I can't make a decision. I want to dive in.
Speaker 1: You know, when I closed the door in a relationship,
Speaker 1: it's shut. But my door is not a shot. So
Speaker 1: basic needs. Did you funk off four of them? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think she just needed more time, Like she wasn't
Speaker 1: ready clearly send Luke home, but like she couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: She wants to keep Louke. Well, she just didn't want
Speaker 1: to make the decision, which is what everyone else prior
Speaker 1: has had to. You have to to do it. I
Speaker 1: wish they made her pick. It bothered me. That would
Speaker 1: have been dramatically and I think it's a testament Yet again,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, where who are these producers? She's getting too much,
Speaker 1: Like I don't like how much special treatment she's because
Speaker 1: she survivor. Every week somebody goes home that weird see
Speaker 1: where she's has a paying attack. She kind of looks
Speaker 1: off at a producer and then she like walks away.
Speaker 1: She's tearing that rose apart. And then and then there's
Speaker 1: nothing Chris like where the fund is Chris Harrison. It'sn't
Speaker 1: just in the next room. And there's like a glass
Speaker 1: of wine behind her on the table, but she's already
Speaker 1: a couple of glasses. It's a mess. And then finally
Speaker 1: fucking Harrison shows up. He's like, what's going on? What happened?
Speaker 1: Come right there? Right there? And then I love my
Speaker 1: favorite thing, which made me love Tyler even more. As
Speaker 1: he went over to Jet he was like, oh, come on, man,
Speaker 1: you got this. It's total blowney. If she picks the
Speaker 1: other guy, just at only if he picks the other guys,
Speaker 1: I love him. I felt like that was a little
Speaker 1: mean girls of them to do, though then to just yeah,
Speaker 1: deserves because also like those three guys, they seem that
Speaker 1: genuinely be friends with each other, and by the way
Speaker 1: that they're all trying to fund the same girl, but
Speaker 1: they're being nice to each other. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know. I don't know. I think
Speaker 1: it was it was a very It was a stark
Speaker 1: image that he was standing alone and those three guys
Speaker 1: were talking to each other. I don't have clarity. I
Speaker 1: don't know what to do. I'm frustrated. I just I
Speaker 1: can't give out all my final rows. I want to
Speaker 1: funk all of you and Windmills. It was. It was
Speaker 1: and then but then when when Chris Harrison brought them,
Speaker 1: he said, he seemed a little pissed. And then he
Speaker 1: was like the roses you requested and walked away. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. That was that was You're right now that
Speaker 1: that was a little bit of a bitch movie. That
Speaker 1: was like a fuck you. I think he was feeling fun.
Speaker 1: You do you think he's written? Oh you think, I
Speaker 1: bet you anything. Chris Harrison was saying, this is not
Speaker 1: how we do the show. This is right of the
Speaker 1: existence of this show. And I'm the president of Bachelor Nation,
Speaker 1: and I think he genuinely cares about Bachelor and Bachelorrette.
Speaker 1: I think he's genuinely invested, and I think whoever's running
Speaker 1: the show now, these young kids last say over Chris Harrison,
Speaker 1: and I bet that's a bitter pill to swallow for him.
Speaker 1: I like the roses you requested. Yeah, it feels like
Speaker 1: these people know who they want. You know pretty early
Speaker 1: on who you're who you know? May be confused. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Maybe I'm not a two time and kind
Speaker 1: of get yeah, but I can't imagine it's open for four.
Speaker 1: Imagine I can't even have another one besides my husband.
Speaker 1: I don't have the energy totally, because you gotta at
Speaker 1: least be saying, well, I know I want Tyler. Then
Speaker 1: who else are you thinking about? Who are you thinking
Speaker 1: about when you go to bed? Who are you think
Speaker 1: you know in the morning? You know, just literally look
Speaker 1: at them one by one and be like, who do
Speaker 1: I like the most? I guess she said that. She said,
Speaker 1: I thought I would walk in here and I thought
Speaker 1: I would look at you all and I would know.
Speaker 1: And I think she genuinely doesn't know. I was stunned.
Speaker 1: Peter made the cut. He's the one to get cut.
Speaker 1: It just feels it feels like she's not as into him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought Peter was gonna get cut, and then when
Speaker 1: Peter got a rose, until I got a rose, I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: Jed's getting cut. I thought Jed was getting cut because
Speaker 1: because we know there, and then because his parents were
Speaker 1: just shooting everyone in the foot, like get out. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We have some new reviews on iTunes five stars,
Speaker 1: but it says put Epps out sooner my favorite Bachelor podcast.
Speaker 1: But I wish the episodes are cut at that day
Speaker 1: after the show, which airs in my mind is fresh
Speaker 1: from BBF. Guys, we we got to record it on Tuesday,
Speaker 1: and then we have to edit it, and then Anna
Speaker 1: has to make the flyers, and then it just takes
Speaker 1: the whole thing. That's why I want to stay. I
Speaker 1: wish time travel people. I understand we have things going on.
Speaker 1: It takes time. Five Stars the whitest show commentated on
Speaker 1: by the whitest whites You've ever heard. I need a
Speaker 1: purview into white culture than this podcast is for you.
Speaker 1: Do you like The Bachelorette doesn't matter? Listening to art
Speaker 1: and is always delightful and it's the best most of
Speaker 1: the commentary they stopped writing. That was from Travis. I
Speaker 1: am very white. I'm sorry, I'm so white? Is it
Speaker 1: very I'm sorry? Yeah? And to bring that Islam vibe.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I'm like, we need a goal from Islam.
Speaker 1: That's exactly why we found her. I mean, yeah, Anna's Iranian.
Speaker 1: I mean I can't I'm sorry, I can't help it.
Speaker 1: I wish I was more interested. I wish I was
Speaker 1: more anything, but this is who I am. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but I'm glad you liked the podcast. Five stars Katie
Speaker 1: d with a dollar sign. Is it's you, Katie, Katie Dip.
Speaker 1: This podcast is so joyful and hilarious and Cilia and
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Speaker 1: it's not only a podcast about the greatest TV show
Speaker 1: on Earth, but it's also about friendship, is sometimes grief,
Speaker 1: and sometimes hot tubs. Thanks for creating such a pod
Speaker 1: that's so true. I bet nobody else is doing a
Speaker 1: podcast with that combom. I don't think so. I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I think that that's all right. And then
Speaker 1: I loved that email about the boners, where you can
Speaker 1: email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com. So
Speaker 1: many boners. Um, let's see if we have any more emails,
Speaker 1: and then will you help me pick a tweet of
Speaker 1: the week? Ada. This was last night at midnight, so
Speaker 1: I'm sure more came in. There was like eighty great,
Speaker 1: there were so many yere than in. I just sent her.
Speaker 1: This is from Shabrina z. Oh my god, aren't and
Speaker 1: you serious about your amazing race application. I'm an amazing
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Speaker 1: I don't think i'd win. I don't. I have a
Speaker 1: fear of heights and I'm weak. Stop seeing you have
Speaker 1: a fear of heights. You're right, You're right, you're right. Okay, great, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: right here we go. So here we are. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: give you, um, I'm gonna give you some tweets of
Speaker 1: the week. And I chose too many. It's hard to
Speaker 1: narrow it down from eighties. I think I have like nine. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Let's just start at the top. This
Speaker 1: is from empty at Mollusk Phelan. The people that made
Speaker 1: a luke should have been the title of a nineteen
Speaker 1: fifties horror movie. That's a good one. This is I'm
Speaker 1: Better than Ben Shapiro at Andrea underscore Shapiro the two
Speaker 1: occasions I hear someone so obsessed with showering on a
Speaker 1: reality show, Our contestants on Survivor and Luke whenever he's
Speaker 1: on the screen Chazz at Thorium underscore Dragon, Um, why
Speaker 1: is Luke's hometown day on a family reunion in a
Speaker 1: cracker barrel? Yes? Okay? Uh? Seth Vat at base Bone
Speaker 1: one who who you can really cut the sexual tension
Speaker 1: with a prayer circle? Here Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how Jed got on the show.
Speaker 1: My theory he tried out for Idol, got rejected before
Speaker 1: getting to the panel and saw another ABC casting line
Speaker 1: and said, okay, Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker. You know
Speaker 1: how you see the family of a person who's done
Speaker 1: something horrible on the news and they are shocked because
Speaker 1: he's always such a good boy. That's Luke's family. This
Speaker 1: is John Moore at Real John Moore. So Peter Pilot
Speaker 1: is Peter Pilot Jr. That sounds like a Nickelodeon cartoon.
Speaker 1: A scrappy little kid from a multi lingual flying family
Speaker 1: who all have their heads in the class um. Abbey
Speaker 1: Rose at Abbycat Underscore Rose a plan to bone for
Speaker 1: dudes of the fantasy sweets. Nice work, Hannah, that's some
Speaker 1: divine shower Jesus intervention right there. Jesus told me how
Speaker 1: to fund them all. Here's two more. Britt Paulson at
Speaker 1: Beer Ritt right now for me, Jed's mom's bangs or
Speaker 1: this season's biggest antagonist, Jazz at three I'm underscore Dragon.
Speaker 1: Luke's brother learned his lesson after the first broken arm.
Speaker 1: Tell no one that Luke is violently Here's one final
Speaker 1: two more. Lauren at Underscore Purple Underscore Hayes Hey, I
Speaker 1: just met you and this is crazy, but everyone hates
Speaker 1: your son and I'm not sure I like him. And
Speaker 1: then Lauren at Purple Underscore hayes w W s j D.
Speaker 1: What would shower Jesus do? All right, I'm gonna narrow
Speaker 1: it down to these two. Lauren at Purpose Score Underscore
Speaker 1: Hayes Hey, I just met you and this is crazy,
Speaker 1: but everyone hates your son and I'm not sure I
Speaker 1: like him either, And I'm gonna go act to the
Speaker 1: first one, which is which is Empy at Malls feeling
Speaker 1: the People That Made a Luke should have been the
Speaker 1: title of a nineteen fifties horror movie, People That Made
Speaker 1: a Luke? Or I Hate your Son? Oh? I like
Speaker 1: them both so much, and I'm gonna go with the
Speaker 1: first one of people that Made a Luke and I
Speaker 1: hate your son, Katie, I hate your son. Oh the
Speaker 1: w is empy at no no, no no, sorry. The
Speaker 1: winner is I was wrong the movie Lauren at pep
Speaker 1: Score at Hayes. Hey, I just met you and this
Speaker 1: is crazy. But everyone hates your son and I'm not
Speaker 1: sure I like them either. Oh my so good. Follow
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Speaker 1: let me stay with her, who's a huge fan of
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Speaker 1: you hired me to write a song and or make
Speaker 1: a video, I'm on it this week. I'm back to civilization,
Speaker 1: all right, you guys, please don't forget the party. I
Speaker 1: can't wait for next week when she funked somebody and
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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get all up and getting at it feels
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