WEBVTT - #355: Creepin' At The Kid's Concert 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:07.200 Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, 0:00:07.600 --> 0:00:13.880 Brooklyn Boys, start up, dot up. They making noise, dot up, start. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:15.560 Up, dat Up. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:22.320 Episode three fifty five. This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Welcome, 0:00:23.000 --> 0:00:24.680 Thank you so much for joining. If this is your 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:29.800 first time, David Brody's over there, I'm scary. 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:31.480 Yes, waiting for you to take a breath. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:35.840 Yeah, you're doubting me here. Earlier, you before we came 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.000 on the area. You I was like, yeah, this is 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:40.400 episode three fifty five, and you were like, no, it's 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:42.080 not Yeah. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.959 Man, I sometimes find it hard to believe we've done 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:50.400 this many episodes, yes, because because it's three fifty five 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:54.280 plus episode zero, plus a couple of like interview episodes. 0:00:54.320 --> 0:00:56.520 We did bonus ones with no numbers. We've been around 0:00:56.600 --> 0:01:00.320 a minutes, like three fifty eight. I mean it's it's 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:05.119 been over eight years. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:07.199 See that. I find that hard to believe. 0:01:09.240 --> 0:01:12.960 If your kid was born when we started this podcast, 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:16.399 they're in third grade now right roughly, that's crazy to think. 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:20.760 Yeah, one day we'll win an award for this. 0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:26.200 Well, we got nominated. We came in second. Yeah, and 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:30.440 that was so long ago. That was second Jejbruary of 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:36.920 twenty nineteen, second, fourth year, fourth year, No scary thirty year, 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:41.120 seventeen and eighteen. We were nominated for the second and 0:01:41.160 --> 0:01:44.560 the awards were in nineteen and we didn't win. But 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.280 that's okay. We lost it again. Just a reminder. We 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:50.080 lost to Joe Rogan. So if we could percentage wise 0:01:50.560 --> 0:01:53.600 get close to what he makes, that'd be great. Then 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:56.520 I could pay for my own parking tickets. 0:01:57.480 --> 0:01:59.240 How about you can pay for your own parking tickets 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:00.800 right now? You just don't believe in yourself? 0:02:00.880 --> 0:02:03.760 No, no, but I believe it myself. I don't believe 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:05.560 in my bank account. What do you mean believe in myself? 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:07.520 I know I can do it. I know I can 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.359 do it. This isn't a little engine that could. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:13.760 You gotta have cash man, cash money money, cash hose. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:15.320 Isn't that the sane? 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:16.520 Yeah? 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:18.959 By the way, uh, I play uh you know, I 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:19.680 play pickleball. 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:23.560 But there's a person at pickleball and they were like, oh, 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:25.440 how come you're only you know, playing a couple of 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:28.320 days a week. You were playing so much over the summer. 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:30.200 I said, well, it was unlimited playing this summer. I 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.920 have to pay for it, so that's why. But you know, 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.040 my schedule changed and I'm out of it available. Yeah, 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:41.440 so she says, oh, well, I'm playing pickleball six days 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:44.320 a week. I said, really, She says, yeah, I'm a 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.720 government employee. I've been furloughed, so I'm not getting paid, 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:50.320 so I've got nothing to do but play pickleball. In fact, 0:02:50.800 --> 0:02:55.799 she told me about a pickleball place. It's in It's 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:58.200 in fair Law in or Fairfield. I always confused it too. 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:00.640 It's in one of those two in New which is 0:03:01.120 --> 0:03:04.640 northern New Jersey. You guys can google it. It's one 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:08.079 of them, and it's it's called x or Pickleball x 0:03:08.200 --> 0:03:12.640 or ex pickleball, something like that. And apparently some days 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:15.079 a week or every day they're open twenty four hours 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:15.399 a day. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:18.600 Well that's awesome. It's got to be more than a 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.040 pickleball play. It's got to be like a pickup joint too, right. 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:22.360 I don't know. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:24.320 All I know is you get an ID card. 0:03:24.320 --> 0:03:26.000 Now you could scan in like a job, like you 0:03:26.040 --> 0:03:28.320 work there, and you scan in and you can go 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:31.679 in like there's nobody working the door. There's nobody there. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.240 It sounds like up front for people in disgruntled marriages. 0:03:35.720 --> 0:03:37.720 People that don't want to spend time with this other. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:39.720 So they're like, fuck it, I'm going to play it 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.800 one in the morning, play pickleball. 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:45.320 See that, get the hell away. See that from the kids. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:47.840 Yeah, I could see that if you were in a 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:51.920 relationship or a marriage that wasn't spot on. But anyway, So, 0:03:52.080 --> 0:03:54.440 furloughed employees, if you're looking for work to do, you 0:03:54.440 --> 0:03:57.400 know something to keep you busy until the government figures 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:58.160 out how to reopen. 0:03:58.560 --> 0:04:00.520 I go go to the twenty four pickleble places. There 0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:01.760 must be one near you wherever you live. 0:04:02.080 --> 0:04:05.840 Or work on your fitness. I'll be working on fitt iness. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:09.040 Hamburger in my mouth. I'm so hungry right now. 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:12.960 Scary part of my fitness is is uh playing pickleball. 0:04:13.000 --> 0:04:15.600 By the way, I played pickleball last night with a 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:17.920 guy I played with maybe five or six times before. 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.000 Very nice guy, very nice guy. 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.440 We'll call him baseball Hat because he always plays with a 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:24.000 baseball hat. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:25.720 And I was. 0:04:26.120 --> 0:04:28.800 I played with him and we won, so we split 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:30.960 and now he's on the other team. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:31.640 M hm. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:35.159 So I I hit a ball, uh, let's say, to 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:36.880 the left side of the court, and he goes running 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.240 for it and his partner goes running for it and 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:40.400 I and they hit it back to me. 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:41.200 Great return. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.640 So I hit the ball to the right, so they 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:47.080 got to run back to the other side. Well, the 0:04:47.120 --> 0:04:50.200 guy starts running back to the other side, and all 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.120 of a sudden, he grabs the back of his legs, 0:04:52.120 --> 0:04:55.000 starts limping, and leans up against the wall, screaming in pain. 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.800 I go, I go, what's what's the matter? He goes, 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:01.920 I go, did you twist your ankle? He says, I 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:05.320 heard something pop. Oh, oh, that's not good. 0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:07.599 That's not good. That's not good at all. Sounds like 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:10.719 a hammy. No, no, no, Well, I don't know. 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:14.560 I had him put his arm around my shoulder, like 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:18.040 around my you know, my shoulders, another guy around his shoulders, 0:05:18.160 --> 0:05:21.560 and we had him like hop over to the resting area. 0:05:21.600 --> 0:05:23.600 We put ice on it, whatever, and I guess he 0:05:23.880 --> 0:05:26.760 went home at some point. Well, he messaged me on 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:30.640 Facebook a little while ago he has a Grade two 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:32.720 tear of his calf muscle. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:37.800 Oh yeah, that's gotta hurt. That's gotta be that's gotta 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:39.120 be some long term damage. 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.120 But that's that's eight eight weeks recovery. So he will 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:46.200 not be playing pickleball, all right, I don't see I 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:48.080 don't see that happening in my future. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:52.560 Well, participating in sports or running. 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:57.119 Yeah, although I've been on myes, I got I gotta, 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:57.800 I gotta say no. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:58.440 So scary. 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:01.560 That reminds me and slices if this could happen to you, 0:06:01.640 --> 0:06:03.560 it's happening to let me know, Uh scared? 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.240 Do you lift weights when you go to the gym? 0:06:05.279 --> 0:06:05.760 I sure do. 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:07.280 So. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:09.800 I've been talking to you about my Brooklyn friend I 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:10.719 call him paper Menu. 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:11.840 Yep. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:16.240 Right, here's a new thing now where he uh he 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:20.960 texts me Instagram links instead of sending him to me 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:25.839 as a DM, and just shut's annoying, and I go, listen, 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:28.000 I love I love the content you send me, but 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:29.600 I don't want to He's like, I, like I said, 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:31.920 I don't want to have to look at your Instagram 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:35.760 videos where you want me to. My phone's vibrating. I'm 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.240 a middle of something. Just DM me and I look 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:38.400 at it? 0:06:38.400 --> 0:06:39.919 What I want to look at it? He says, No, 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:41.200 I like instagratification. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.280 I like to send to you and then you get 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:44.000 you to say, you know, laugh and tell me it's 0:06:44.000 --> 0:06:45.479 funny right away anyway. 0:06:45.640 --> 0:06:46.159 So here's why I. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:49.000 Brought up paper menu, paper menu. Works out is a 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:53.560 gym in his basement. He's always been muscular, right, always jacked. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.599 Not like a bodybuilder, but like you know, big arms, 0:06:56.600 --> 0:06:58.360 you know, upper body, good looking guy. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:01.200 He works out well. 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.680 He heard something pop and he and he went to 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:08.599 the doctor, went to the orthopedist, and he sent me. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.240 He sent me screenshots of the diagnosis. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:12.640 Scary. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:18.880 There's eleventy five things wrong that he tore, snapped, popped, 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:23.840 ripped tendons. Sounds like a breakfast cereal. Yeah, snap, crackle 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:27.200 and ripped. Uh. He he damaged things in his shoulder, 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:32.240 his arms, Oh no, no, no, oh no, biceps, triceps. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:37.400 He may have to have surgery neck, his neck, his back. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:38.760 Yeah. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:43.280 So don't don't stop trying to be healthy. Okay, no, yeah, 0:07:43.320 --> 0:07:44.960 Well you could do it in a in a in 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.040 a calculated way. That's why I do it on this 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:49.360 He's been working out for thirty years. But I do 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:52.480 it under the surveillance of a trainer. That's it. It's 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.400 not about knowing what you're doing. It's about being very 0:07:54.880 --> 0:07:59.680 scientific and mathematical about about the workout, about what you're 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.240 working out, about how many reps you're doing about which 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:06.480 muscle groups. My guy is fantastic. He's doing he trains, 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:10.160 he trains NHL players and NFL guys. They come to 0:08:10.240 --> 0:08:11.840 the invention now, scary, what are you up to? No, 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.920 it's not about it's not about the amount. It's about 0:08:15.160 --> 0:08:18.760 what's good for you. You're curling five five five pounders, 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.520 five pounders? I do about they came up the ones 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:22.360 that come with a yoga man. 0:08:22.440 --> 0:08:24.440 Thirty thirty pounds dumbbells. 0:08:25.120 --> 0:08:30.920 No like I I uh deadlift how many the barbell 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:35.480 I forgot. I'm a different weight to different for different exercises. 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:39.320 I do the like you're doing, like fifty rose rose. 0:08:39.640 --> 0:08:44.640 I do the rose A seated rose. I don't know, 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:51.000 like thirty forty pounds. I'm in that ring each rose rose, 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.880 the flower. You do some roses? What are you talking about? 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:59.280 You said you do seated rose. I'm liked rose. Yeah, okay, 0:08:59.440 --> 0:09:01.240 all right, well we're talking Jim. 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:03.040 Let's not talk to you. 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:03.320 No. 0:09:03.320 --> 0:09:05.040 No, do you do like with a video screen where 0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:06.880 you see the little video man rowing the boat and 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:09.880 you gotta get to the finish line. No, no, no, no, no, no. 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:12.080 A seated row is when. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:15.040 When you're a video game pulling it. 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:17.800 Yeah. No, this is like a thing where you could 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:20.240 do several things. You could have a pull down bar. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:21.559 You could do like. 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:25.520 Twelve different exercises on this one machine, on this one apparatum. 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:26.679 How many pounds can you lift? 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:30.640 Lifting with like dumbbells lifting we're not doing. I don't 0:09:30.679 --> 0:09:33.120 do dead lifts from the floor. I crush my back, 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:38.240 but I have sat down, I've laid I've on my back, 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:39.800 and I've lifted. 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:45.920 Forty pounds in each in each arm. But you do 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:49.680 ten reps, you do ten ten ups and down and 0:09:49.720 --> 0:09:51.200 then it's like a burger for you. 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:54.800 And then uh, but then when you're if I'm bending 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.520 over the bench and I'm pulling up from my left, 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:00.280 you know, my my then then at it's like I 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.079 think about I'm not thirty pounds. But then there's also 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:06.520 you do clean and jerk? Well you can jerk? What 0:10:06.520 --> 0:10:10.600 do you then? When I do my traps, it's a legit, 0:10:10.640 --> 0:10:13.200 that's a legit. You clean and jerk is a weightlifting term. 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.320 I never heard of that. It's it's not jerk and clean, 0:10:16.440 --> 0:10:19.599 it's clean and jerk. I know that's got to be 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:22.240 an outdated reference Olympic of it's it's an Olympic event, 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:23.160 that's what. 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:24.640 Are you talking about. Well, if I'm doing like these, 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.480 like the things where it looks like I'm a bird 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.559 trying to take flight, those are I can only do 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:32.000 like five ten pounds with those seven point five pounds 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.960 in each arm because it's it's hard to lift like 0:10:35.040 --> 0:10:37.400 that from an outstretched arm. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:40.680 And then yeah, those cafeteria lady arms. I do pull downs. 0:10:40.720 --> 0:10:43.520 I do all kinds of things. I do planks. What 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:46.160 do you pull down? I do well? 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:46.360 Well? 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.720 I also do I do your pants? I hope no 0:10:48.800 --> 0:10:51.040 pull down? Pull down? You pull down the bar or 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:52.920 you pull down? Oh you pull down your pants? 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:53.160 No? 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:56.280 And then and then the ball, the medicine ball, the 0:10:56.320 --> 0:10:59.120 med ball. I usually take a twenty pound twenty pounds 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:03.280 slams squat squat slams. So you hold the twenty pound 0:11:03.320 --> 0:11:06.760 medicine bowl over your head and you you with all 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.120 your might, slam it to the floor and do a 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.360 and do a squat. So you do I do twenty 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:14.960 with a twenty pound one. When you slam it to 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:17.640 the floor, you let go of it. Yeah, you you 0:11:17.679 --> 0:11:19.600 bounce it on the floor like you try and smash 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:20.320 it into the floor. 0:11:20.440 --> 0:11:24.280 Let go of it like an unhappy baby. Unhappy baby. 0:11:24.360 --> 0:11:27.000 Right, and then yeah, I'm doing the ball and I 0:11:27.080 --> 0:11:31.600 do lunges with with kettlebells. I do lunges with how 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.800 having the kettlebells, I can go up to like twenty 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:38.000 pounds two pounds, no, oh, twenty pounds, ten to twenty pounds. 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:40.560 I started with ten. I do all kinds of things 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:44.000 I do. He's got me doing sit ups. Okay, so 0:11:44.040 --> 0:11:47.079 this goes out to the lady slices. I want you 0:11:47.120 --> 0:11:48.079 to leave a talk back. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:51.680 You know what you what you think of seven pounds 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:54.760 uh seven pound weights in each hand? 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:56.680 If that well, that's still. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:59.520 But that's only for that's only for the ones where 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.719 that's by your side and you have to outstretch your 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:04.000 arms and lift them, lift them like a crows, like 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:08.280 your crust, like like like a t you're going like 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.520 like you're stretching out your arms right like you said, yeah, 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.160 on the cross, I'll tell you listen of all of 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.360 these things. And I did the row the rower machine. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:19.920 I do the roa where you have to pull and 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.560 lean back in the seat and it yeah, like rowing 0:12:22.600 --> 0:12:25.360 a boat. I understand. That means, yeah, I tried. I 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.840 do about a mile and a half on each and 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:29.600 three reps of that I do. 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.040 I do the bike. The bike's green. I'll tell you 0:12:32.080 --> 0:12:35.319 what and I'll tell you it's not great. Is my 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:37.559 push up? Your roma? 0:12:38.040 --> 0:12:39.320 My push up capabilities? 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.080 Cannot do a push up. I can't do a proper 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:42.880 push up yet. 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:45.480 And I can't do like a pull up or a 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.960 chin up like I can't pull my my body weight 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:49.640 over my over the bar. 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:53.040 Can't lift myself up sit ups. See I can do 0:12:53.080 --> 0:12:56.160 sit ups? Yeah? What about uh? Ten? 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.480 I do ten at a time and then ten and 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:00.600 then take a break, and you do three rep you 0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:01.199 do three. 0:13:01.080 --> 0:13:05.440 Rounds of it? Three reps or how many? How many 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:06.200 sds can you do? 0:13:07.640 --> 0:13:12.439 Sds? What's an SDH S S S your D? 0:13:13.040 --> 0:13:13.160 Oh? 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.280 You think is that what I'm working? 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.120 Your own d? Is that what I'm up to? Is 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:19.120 that what I'm my goal is going to be? I 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.400 have a feeling it is the end game of doing 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:23.719 crunches and sit ups is to s my own D. 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:29.720 Yes, I think I think everybody thinks that. Yes, it's 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:30.360 not true. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.120 All right, Well we'll find out when all of a 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:39.480 sudden you're off Ano a couple of weeks and Brody, 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.959 you know where I was supposed to be tonight, Well, 0:13:45.600 --> 0:13:47.640 at the gym working out with those seven pounds weight. 0:13:47.800 --> 0:13:47.839 No. 0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:53.000 I I was actually gonna go see Sabrina Carpenter by myself, 0:13:54.440 --> 0:13:55.000 but I opted. 0:13:55.120 --> 0:13:56.719 I had two tickets. You couldn't find anyone to. 0:13:56.640 --> 0:13:59.120 Go with I had. I had an option to go 0:13:59.400 --> 0:14:02.440 with one of our friends from the record label, and 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:06.400 I I'm but I was gonna go by myself. He 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:08.120 was like, I'm not going, He goes, I'll give you 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:09.040 the ticket. 0:14:09.280 --> 0:14:09.360 Go. 0:14:09.679 --> 0:14:11.640 I'm just gonna be there for the pregame stuff and 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.840 then just go. And then I'd be like, that's awkward 0:14:15.320 --> 0:14:19.720 because I can't see myself as a grown ass man 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:24.040 sitting at the Supretor Carpenter concert by myself. I feel 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:25.280 like I would be judged. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:28.640 Only if you're wearing a trench coat. I don't know, 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:35.080 it's awkward. Now, wouldn't people be looking at me funny? Uh? 0:14:35.680 --> 0:14:38.720 No, because any little any young girl that you sat 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:40.360 next to, people would assume you were that father. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:43.720 Yeah, but if I'm by myself in the arena, how 0:14:43.720 --> 0:14:46.480 would anyone know you're in a seat next to somebody else. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:52.040 Yeah, but listen, you know you listen, you become accustomed 0:14:52.080 --> 0:14:55.280 to your surroundings really quickly. People in the vicinity would 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:57.880 know really quickly that I'm by myself because I'm not 0:14:57.920 --> 0:15:01.760 talking to anybody. People become they know their surroundings. They 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:06.560 I don't know. I just doesn't seem doesn't seem right 0:15:06.640 --> 0:15:06.880 to me. 0:15:09.440 --> 0:15:11.720 Well, would you go to a concert, I werow a 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:13.720 rock band by yourself? Is it the fact that it's 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:16.000 an audience that's probably a young female. 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:19.640 As a rock band is different. See. 0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:23.440 I brought this to the morning show and Danielle was 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:25.880 the first one to jump out of the out of 0:15:25.880 --> 0:15:26.320 her seat. 0:15:26.360 --> 0:15:28.840 I'm like, oh no, that's awkward, that's weird. 0:15:29.680 --> 0:15:35.680 See it's It's one of those things, Brodie, where if 0:15:35.720 --> 0:15:41.000 you don't because on other days we'll have conversations like, oh, 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.720 why scary? Why are you so afraid about going to 0:15:45.200 --> 0:15:47.680 the movies by yourself? Why are you so afraid to 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:51.080 go get dinner and sit at the counter by yourself? 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:54.520 What is it you don't like about yourself? Why you know? 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:57.000 What are you hiding? What's going on here? What's wrong 0:15:57.040 --> 0:16:00.720 with you? Nobody's looking at you, but then you try 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:04.200 and make the same argument for going to a Sabrita 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:08.000 concert Sabrina concert for yourself, and all of a sudden 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:09.240 it is creepy. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:11.080 I can't go on. 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.280 If we had the conversation, we can't go walk in 0:16:13.320 --> 0:16:15.560 a park in the middle of the afternoon by ourself. 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:17.960 Oh, of course you can't. You just can't go in 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.360 a school yard by yourself. 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:21.560 Okay, why double standard? 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:24.120 No, No, because you shouldn't be in a school yard 0:16:24.240 --> 0:16:26.200 scary as an adult. You're not a teacher, you don't belong. 0:16:26.240 --> 0:16:28.040 Okay, riddle this back. Walk. 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:31.600 You can walk through a park. People walk through Central 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:34.479 Park all the time. Parks they walk. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:35.800 As we speak. 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:43.320 The my building where I live is having their annual 0:16:43.880 --> 0:16:49.760 Halloween party, okay upstairs in the penthouse lounge, and it's like, oh, 0:16:49.840 --> 0:16:53.560 all are welcome, all units are welcome. Well the lion's 0:16:53.600 --> 0:16:59.160 share of people. That are the people that are going there. 0:16:59.840 --> 0:17:02.560 I saw, well my own eyes in the lobby before. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:05.719 They are parents with their kids and their kids are 0:17:05.800 --> 0:17:08.720 dressed up. I saw this beautiful little, you know, eleven 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:11.119 year old witch. She was like she was like wicked, 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:14.560 you know how old she was. Whatever I'm you know, 0:17:14.640 --> 0:17:18.600 and I'm seeing people dressed up. So everybody's going everyone's 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:22.639 going up to the to the Penthouse lounge. And of course, 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:25.639 as a resident here, I have a right to go 0:17:25.720 --> 0:17:29.640 up there too, but I'm refraining from going up there. 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:32.680 Why you're in a costume with a mask, No one's 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:36.760 gonna know who you are. That's weird. 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:40.760 Or everyone's in costume. It's a halloween party. But even 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:45.359 without a costume, that's weird. Oh no, here comes the guy, 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.920 the guy who lives alone, and he's showing up here 0:17:48.920 --> 0:17:51.600 at the Halloween party. And he doesn't have any wife 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:55.640 or kids. And it's worse. I'm not even a single female. 0:17:55.680 --> 0:17:58.080 I'm a single male, So you do. 0:17:58.359 --> 0:17:58.879 I don't get it. 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:03.080 Why can't middle aged mal a middle aged male is 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:07.960 showing up to the Halloween party in the penthouse lounge? Okay, 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:12.159 I found it awkward. Now everyone now the guy you know, 0:18:12.240 --> 0:18:14.160 the front desk persons, like, it would. 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:15.320 Be awkward if someone came up to you and you 0:18:15.400 --> 0:18:17.960 weren't wearing a costume and they're like, oh, nice, dorky 0:18:18.040 --> 0:18:19.560 DJ costume. 0:18:19.680 --> 0:18:23.160 You're like, you're wearing a costume, but is it weird? 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:26.000 That would be funny, My doorman was like, hey, scary, 0:18:26.000 --> 0:18:28.119 you're gonna go up there on I'm like, hell was 0:18:28.160 --> 0:18:30.680 your doorman and not someone dressed as a door downstairs 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:32.679 in the lobby. I said to the doorman. The doorman 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:36.120 said to me, hey, you going up there later. I'm like, fuck, no, yeah, 0:18:36.240 --> 0:18:38.840 hey going up there? Why are you so listen? 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.919 You're someone who goes on stage and does stage announcements 0:18:41.920 --> 0:18:45.000 and embarrasses yourself. You don't care. You say the dumbest 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:47.639 shit to be a radio DJ on the airy. I 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:49.359 want to put the honk in the bunker. Remember that 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.080 when you went to hunk a bunker. You're gonna put 0:18:51.080 --> 0:18:51.800 the honk in the bunker. 0:18:51.920 --> 0:18:52.760 I have no fear. 0:18:52.800 --> 0:18:56.440 I'll take the microphone at MetLife Stadium at Madison Square. 0:18:56.160 --> 0:18:58.520 Garden as I have, as I have in the past. 0:18:58.720 --> 0:19:01.200 So go up to the Halloway party by yourself holding 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:04.399 a microphone, and then you'll get your comfort level that 0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:06.640 about that kind and go, hey, what's up? 0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:08.280 Who wants? Who wants? 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:08.679 Uh? 0:19:08.800 --> 0:19:11.240 Sabrina carp with the tickets? No, no, that's it. Just 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:12.600 go up there. It's just weird. 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:16.600