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Speaker 2: But it gets worse. What more are you going to do?

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Speaker 1: No, it's because she's turning herself in. Obviously she feels

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Speaker 2: Gosh, of course, of course. Now this is a Reddit story.

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Speaker 2: These are crazy, right.

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Speaker 1: This happened maybe five minutes ago. Also, I love how

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Speaker 2: It's like I got a portion reddity. Immediately there's a

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Speaker 2: What do I do? Ama?

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Speaker 1: I'm scrambling to try to figure out what to do

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Speaker 1: We had a little bit of a disagreement about her

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Speaker 1: So not only is she not paying her rent, but

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Speaker 2: That's double not rent pay. Yeah, and I.

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Speaker 1: Imagine that they're probably making noise after quiet hours, oh

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Speaker 1: Later on, so we're hanging out in my room and

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Speaker 1: Well, apparently she grabs scissors and decided to cut my

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Speaker 1: Which I guess like pissing her off means like, hey,

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Speaker 1: These these cycle roommates. I'm expecting her to breid my hair,

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Speaker 1: which was the contract. I guess like you could sign

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Speaker 1: And now she's saying, you assaulted me and then threatened

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you know, just the reverse.

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Speaker 3: Who knows the tables that these people mentally flip is incredible?

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Speaker 1: So what, I don't know what, Like they're still bored

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Speaker 1: of this story? What does Opie do? She's being accused of.

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Speaker 2: Stabbing her roommate. You finished the job, yeah, you already

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Speaker 3: Tom to catch these hands, baby, catch the sissies.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 1: We like to do something on Tuesday nights called braiding

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Speaker 1: I told her I would give her the money she

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Speaker 1: Opie is still thinking about, like donating your.

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Speaker 3: Hair, a peculiarly empathetic thought to have at this very moment.

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Speaker 2: I need my hairbackers. I need to donate like lots

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Speaker 2: Do you think you stabbed hey? Humped her down? I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a finisher. Damn straight. Hello, at least cut

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna make it's a roommate.

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Speaker 1: Update, jack, shit happened. I called the non emergency line

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Speaker 1: What happens at these stories? Saw she cut her hair

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Speaker 1: She told them that we had agreed to cut each

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Speaker 2: Evil genius, so smart, forty chess dude, so smart.

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Speaker 1: Low key though, but the psyco roommate could have gone

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Speaker 1: Honestly, she convinced them that she had apologized, but I

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Speaker 1: They said this is a civil matter and as long

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Speaker 1: So back to the story. I recorded some of her

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Speaker 1: I told the police about everything and brought my copy

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Speaker 2: Which why would you do that?

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Speaker 2: You know. Now I'm gonna be a little extra cautious.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, no one touch of my hair. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, can you imagine, like if like your roommate

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so annoying. Yeah, I don't want to be pissed. Yep.

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Speaker 1: I also provided proof that I'm a cosmetology student, freelance

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Speaker 1: Train cut my hair, as it's an important part of

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Speaker 1: The officers I spoke to you. This time took me seriously.

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Speaker 1: Literally, I'm an idiot and forget the one thing that

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Speaker 2: Ill OPI. This is not on you. This is on

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Speaker 1: Destroying your please details aside, crazy tossed out thousands of

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Speaker 2: Makeup is expensive.

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Speaker 1: It is what's the most expensive makeup thing you guys

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Speaker 1: Two new officers escorted me back to my apartment and

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Speaker 1: Ah, dang, bro, that's the vulture make of the makeup vultures?

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Speaker 2: Seriously, I gotta watch out for them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I noticed my prescribed Wellbutrin and Xenix bottles were

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Speaker 2: I know, stupid place to keep.

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Speaker 1: Them, but who the hellse steals welbetrin and the officer

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Speaker 1: And then there's one final update. Jane took a plea

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Speaker 2: Hear those stories. Yeah, please, But John, what do you

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Speaker 3: I mean, look, obviously the roommates the whole Obviously, OPI

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Speaker 2: It was crazy.

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Speaker 3: I'm glad that at least psycho roommates out of the picture.

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Speaker 3: Now Opie can kind of just like move on from

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Speaker 1: You know, it also sucks, how like you just go

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Speaker 1: You know, it's like you could get a great roommate

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Speaker 2: Pick a straw out of a hat. That's what it is.

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Speaker 2: Get lucky bro. Well, we'll see you soon.

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Speaker 3: Construction client shows me her special shower room and invites

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Speaker 3: A few years back, in my mid twenties, I had

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Speaker 3: Having two people was helpful. We also have a ladder

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Speaker 3: If I get Niffel dower, all of them were very

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Speaker 3: this next part.

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Speaker 2: Op. I'm already, I'm already sad.

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Speaker 3: I already feel the pain. The basement has been covered

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do they need to sound proofing for? Is

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Speaker 3: Off to the side was a large custom bathroom where

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Speaker 2: Why is it her favorite Wooo?

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Speaker 3: It is a custom huge U shaped shower with not one,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think like Opie is actually missing the

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Speaker 3: win a free pair of clap cleats. Again, that's eight

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Speaker 3: threy three two four seven forty six hundred. So back

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Speaker 3: to the story. There wasn't a door or anything for

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Speaker 3: the steam room, so it was just written down as

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Speaker 3: a custom shower.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: While my partner took photos, I interviewed the homeowner and

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Speaker 3: one of her friends. They were both incredibly nice and

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Speaker 3: commented a few times at how strong my arms looked.

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Speaker 2: Oh, your arms look so strong? Is that all your muscle?

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Speaker 2: When I asked about the basement, the owner said, if

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Speaker 2: you want, you can come back this weekend. We have

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Speaker 2: some friends coming over so you can see it in action.

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Speaker 3: I responded that I had checked the fixtures and the

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Speaker 3: plumbing seemed to work fine, so.

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Speaker 2: I had all the notes I needed.

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Speaker 1: No, Opie, you were missing the biggest hint of all time.

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Speaker 3: Opie, if you call them back right now, we'll buy

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Speaker 3: you clap cleats so.

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Speaker 2: You can finish the job. Yeah you need it, Yeah

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Speaker 2: you do.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't until we were driving away that my partner

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Speaker 3: said he couldn't believe I turned down the fun time

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Speaker 3: of a lifetime, And then it all hit me.

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Speaker 2: I am a moron.

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Speaker 1: I can't argue with you. There Ope, you know mind

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Speaker 1: he missed the signs, but he was just so focused.

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Speaker 2: On his job. You know, he's just so dedicated to

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Speaker 2: his work, dedicated to the work.

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Speaker 1: Instead of working those melts, working those checks.

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Speaker 2: J flip Hop