Speaker 1: Calorie Audio. What's up your mother skas Welcome to the
Speaker 1: episode Mothersucker Podcast. I'm your host, Michael black saying I'm
Speaker 1: here with Chinese best friend. Hey, welcome, Thank you guys
Speaker 1: for listening again. I guess we are making headlines all
Speaker 1: over the world. Michael Blackson, did you hear that away
Speaker 1: or top two hundred and sixty five globally? Globally? Is like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what kind of globe they're talking about.
Speaker 1: What does that mean, Mike? Do you know? I mean global?
Speaker 1: Sound like worldwide? Really? Yeah? And then I checked. Good.
Speaker 1: I guess we made a dent on China too. I
Speaker 1: guess they're listening to us. Why are you think to
Speaker 1: listen to us, Chinese best friend? I have no idea, Mike,
Speaker 1: don't be a fucking stupid Why you're Chinese? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. I'm thirty five percent Chinese. I did that
Speaker 1: d natas I didn't want to have was any black
Speaker 1: and youth. I am one person British. You know my cousins,
Speaker 1: A lot of my cousins, your cousins, Chinese best friend?
Speaker 1: What are you? I am a from a small town
Speaker 1: and in a yeah, you know, we all thirty Africa,
Speaker 1: my Chinese and your Filipino. How many time Spaniard? There's
Speaker 1: a Spaniard also, you know a lot of a lot
Speaker 1: of the Spaniard went to the small town in the
Speaker 1: Philippines and impregnated while they were in a ship. You know.
Speaker 1: My Magellan went there on a journey, and on that journey,
Speaker 1: I guess, impregnated one of my grandmothers. So so I'm
Speaker 1: about he's like a fruitcake. You like, yeah, German, Puerto Rican, Mexican, Chinese, Filipino,
Speaker 1: any tying you. I'm sure we're all the same. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I have no time. Yes, I found out what I am.
Speaker 1: What are you? My dad is black and my mother
Speaker 1: is black as hell? You know what? For your birthday
Speaker 1: this year, I want to give you a DNA test
Speaker 1: to see where it will show the maps where your
Speaker 1: parents are coming from. Like that, Yeah, in the map
Speaker 1: it shows like I'm from here, I'm from there. And
Speaker 1: then I don't know where I my dumbass put my
Speaker 1: real name and I get messages from people like, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: I think we're cousins. I'm like, did you really take
Speaker 1: that DNA? Oh my god it I knew this one
Speaker 1: girl that happened to when she took a DNA test
Speaker 1: and found out she had a sister. Really, yes, you
Speaker 1: didn't tell me that. I mean some girl. No, it's
Speaker 1: not mean, like what kind of sister, like like a
Speaker 1: real fucking sister, like a same father, different mother from
Speaker 1: that DNA ship was the father and a sister. Um
Speaker 1: uh oh, father and a mom still together? Funck No,
Speaker 1: the dad would just laying his eggs. They're not married anymore. No,
Speaker 1: they're not married. She found out. That's actually found out
Speaker 1: she had a sister. That DNA thing. Yeah, because they
Speaker 1: you know, when you sign up for that, it's like
Speaker 1: a whole goddamn social media chat room. Yeah, I'm not saying.
Speaker 1: And then they link your ship. They're like, oh, you
Speaker 1: notifications your cousin just uh like match you know. So
Speaker 1: all my cousins are older, and I decided to change
Speaker 1: my name to something else, so I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to be dealing with you know, what if my
Speaker 1: dad or may have a you know, missing child somewhere.
Speaker 1: You know, you mean, it looks at it like another
Speaker 1: Chinese best friend junior. No, yeah, you're right, like my
Speaker 1: dad there was a girl looking for she's looking for
Speaker 1: his father. And she was like, you not like a
Speaker 1: hundred percent match with me? No, no, no, no, she's
Speaker 1: looking she's old already, she's all my age. She's looking
Speaker 1: for her dad. Why she mean she's because she's your age.
Speaker 1: You do something you're young. I just turned forty when
Speaker 1: you went to Ghana and play with them peacocks. I
Speaker 1: turned forty. Yeah, I was hoping you bring one at
Speaker 1: the fucking airport for my birthday? Prison. Can I legally
Speaker 1: bring a peacocky thing? I don't know. That's a wild animal,
Speaker 1: you know, I think it's Yeah, you're get in trouble
Speaker 1: with that. Brendan as a peacock a wild animal, endangered species.
Speaker 1: You could have that as a pet. No, oh, you
Speaker 1: can't have that place. You for a fact, you have
Speaker 1: a fucking eagle. I know, Ego killer can have an eagle.
Speaker 1: Ego kill you. I'm Ego having his nice in your house.
Speaker 1: I remember when I was a kid in Liberia, my mother,
Speaker 1: uh was one point like um, I don't know. She
Speaker 1: was was living in this one place and it's one
Speaker 1: town and the president's son lived there. This guy had
Speaker 1: a zoo on a zoo. He had house like at
Speaker 1: his house, and like he had a zoo as his house.
Speaker 1: So you had eagles and you know how they fed
Speaker 1: the egos with live chickens. Oh used to be so
Speaker 1: sad when they threw them chickens in there and the
Speaker 1: eagle just kill them and eat them. He has like
Speaker 1: an American eagle, like Nigga African eagle, Egos eagles, Africa eagle.
Speaker 1: There's ego is an eagle man regardless where they're from.
Speaker 1: Just like you have chickens in America, you have chickens
Speaker 1: in in Africa. Egos in America, have egos in Africa
Speaker 1: to Okay, we have lions head there, lions there. You know.
Speaker 1: I see an episode and Discovery Channel that an ego
Speaker 1: picked up a deer and you know they bring them
Speaker 1: all the way up right to kill them. They drop
Speaker 1: him off when they boop, they die and then they
Speaker 1: go pick it back up. So that's what they were
Speaker 1: trying to do. I say, another episode, just like this
Speaker 1: eagle is trying to grab a baby. Yeah, they grab
Speaker 1: your No, no, he wasn't able to grab it, like
Speaker 1: real good kidding me. Yeah, they usually grab like a
Speaker 1: hawk will grab your your puppy, your backyard it's some
Speaker 1: crazy ship. What's the craziest thing you ever seen? Down
Speaker 1: to like like an animal, downe to like another animal. Well,
Speaker 1: you know in the Philippines a lot of straight dogs.
Speaker 1: You see this motherfucker's walking around like they stuck in there.
Speaker 1: The other dogs vagina and they walk around. You never
Speaker 1: saw that Africa a few times. Yeah, you see it
Speaker 1: like that. Then my grandma goes like, let me go
Speaker 1: get some salt. They put some put salt on the
Speaker 1: dog's dick. Yeah, so they stopped sucking breathing Michael Blackson,
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna have sucking Peter, No, that's well, you
Speaker 1: rather have a bunch of fucking puppies, straight puppies. And yeah,
Speaker 1: then fucking sucking suns and the dog with ice permission,
Speaker 1: that's gonna burn his fucking skin off his dick, his
Speaker 1: dog's dick. That's what they do because and he likes
Speaker 1: what he pours salt on your fucking dick. Why are
Speaker 1: you trying to the big Chinese baby mother? Well, I
Speaker 1: don't fucking public, that's true. Yeah, they walk around in
Speaker 1: front of a goddamn school and ship walk around. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: straight dogs, I guess they are only the Marky, I
Speaker 1: don't have any straight dogs. Yeah, they SPC would get
Speaker 1: them and then they take a mean to clean them
Speaker 1: up and charge you five thousand for them dogs, the
Speaker 1: Niggs homeless. I could have got it for free. Now
Speaker 1: you want to charge me five grand because you too
Speaker 1: give this dog a bath, a bubble? Bad? Yeah? They
Speaker 1: did you know that? In the shelter there is zero
Speaker 1: dogs available thanks to COVID nineteen. Everybody, their neighbor and
Speaker 1: their grandma, the kids, everybody adopted the dogs. Why because
Speaker 1: people lonely? Mike? Did you know that? Could? They're quarantine himself?
Speaker 1: You know, I go to a pet store. Ship all
Speaker 1: the fishes, A lot of fishes gone, birds are gone, parakey,
Speaker 1: everybody got well a matter of fact, you're manager Erica.
Speaker 1: He brought like three of them. I was in his house.
Speaker 1: I saw the Yeah you saw it. How many got
Speaker 1: like five secs? Fuck? You do want a bird? Okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's trying to teach them how to fucking talk? Did
Speaker 1: they talk? I don't know. I'm not a I love pets,
Speaker 1: I don't like cats. I love dogs, I like birds.
Speaker 1: I hate snakes. But I would not have because they're
Speaker 1: like babies. You have to take care of them. You
Speaker 1: have to feed them and love them and talk to them.
Speaker 1: I got time for that ship. I barely have enough
Speaker 1: time with my kids. You're doing talking to fucking bird. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, if you teach them how to talk,
Speaker 1: maybe he could say mother sucker. That'd be dope. Imagine
Speaker 1: that a parent saying every time you walk in the house, Hey,
Speaker 1: mother sucker. That's a possibility. Mike, did you get one
Speaker 1: from Eric? No? I don't want a fucking bird man,
Speaker 1: I catch bird flu. I'm good. Well, today is a
Speaker 1: big is a lot of things going on the news,
Speaker 1: a lot of things going on social media. So gonna
Speaker 1: get her up and bring our guests on um onto
Speaker 1: the show. Uh, we forgot to put your talk about you?
Speaker 1: Oh my outfit? Okay, yeah, okay, that's fine, that's I mean,
Speaker 1: you're wearing some bootleg Jerry oh has Michael Blackston. The
Speaker 1: cameras over there, you might want to turn to the
Speaker 1: camera over there, the cameras right there. It's one over
Speaker 1: there too, Okay, bad? Yeah, yeah, you know, I forgot
Speaker 1: who gave it to me, but my name is on it, Mike.
Speaker 1: This is not an NBA team. Just to let you know.
Speaker 1: I thought it was I'm wearing. Yeah, what you're wearing.
Speaker 1: It looks very just had a guy that made it
Speaker 1: for me, since they're freaking king of comedy on it right,
Speaker 1: And I went off a Sachi shirt with some I
Speaker 1: felt fruity today, like orange. Yeah. I drank some orange
Speaker 1: juice and an orange and then I wore orange. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you look like the skittles, uh candy, Michael. But a
Speaker 1: lot of the colors full stuff or always matches you.
Speaker 1: You know it looks good on you, the colorful stuff. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I always. I think I get more compliments with it
Speaker 1: col steps. Yeah, thanks for noticing, man, Yeah you're welcome. Mike.
Speaker 1: I hope for Sart you noticed soon and maybe give
Speaker 1: you a contract. I don't know. I hope so too.
Speaker 1: If not, I'm just gonna take my dog outs. Actually
Speaker 1: did I'm public and puts off on them. What happens, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they'll probably close them down. I know. I just said, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, let's bring our guests on. Very beautiful, very sexy.
Speaker 1: You know I've been saying I really haven't looked at
Speaker 1: a beautiful woman since I got engaged. Listen, gentlemen, MS
Speaker 1: Polo is in the building today. Come on, miss Polo,
Speaker 1: sit next to me. Goodness, look at that. Welcome to
Speaker 1: Mothersaker Podcast with Michael blocks Hey part part of What
Speaker 1: Are You Like? What Are You Are? You like? Have Mexican,
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican and got a little Japanese and you and
Speaker 1: you know, I'm Colombian, Colombia, Colonia. Yeah, but I'm mixed race,
Speaker 1: so like black, some Europeans, yes, my grandpa was black,
Speaker 1: some European and then some indigenous. And I feel like
Speaker 1: when you're mixed, like I never heard of a a country
Speaker 1: co indigenous. Is that in Mexico? Wana? No? And so
Speaker 1: like indigenous like from like Native Colombian, like the Indian
Speaker 1: people from Colombia. Yeah, I'm indigenous. I'm I'm dangerous in
Speaker 1: dangerous indigenous, indigenous, Indigenous. It's like Native Americans, you know,
Speaker 1: they're indigenous people. Yeah. Me and Mike went through h
Speaker 1: H public school that doesn't offer good teachers. Did well?
Speaker 1: You went to Los Angeles public schools? Yeah? I went
Speaker 1: to front of public school. Yeah. Where did you go
Speaker 1: to school? Also? Los Angeles Public School? Yeah? Took you
Speaker 1: you listen, he's nothing. It was always late, he was
Speaker 1: on he was on time for lunch, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was always there cookies and pizza. But that's what your
Speaker 1: favorite lunch. They used to do the white milk or
Speaker 1: the chocolate milk in school. Do you guys get milk?
Speaker 1: I want to scooed mo. I'm more I'm like nineties guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and ninety ninety seven, eight nine. No, yeah, I graduate
Speaker 1: year two thousand. Yeah, you're not very far from me. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm nineties. I was like I was getting
Speaker 1: milk and chocolate milk. What do you guys drinking up? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We got milk too. We got the chocolate milk. We
Speaker 1: got all the bad foods, chicken chicken school. Yeah. Like
Speaker 1: pizza was like more like a Friday thing. I think
Speaker 1: it's like Fridays. Yeah, but then the rest of the
Speaker 1: days you got the bullshit, you know. No, we got
Speaker 1: hot dogs. Um, what's the corn dog? Yeah? Corn dog? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hot dogs, pizza, like hamburgers, all the bad things and
Speaker 1: always milk on the side. Okay, that's a good idea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's trying to but finish up his food in Ghana.
Speaker 1: He's a school. Yeah, that's like a dream of mine
Speaker 1: in Columbia to do that in Columbia. Yeah, my mom
Speaker 1: and I want to do that. So wow, congrats. They
Speaker 1: need teachers and principles in Ghana. Would you like to
Speaker 1: be a principle I would love that or a teacher teacher. Hey,
Speaker 1: especially now that you guys about to be out of
Speaker 1: only fans. What's happening only fans? Michael, you have the
Speaker 1: only fans? So it's starting in October? What nudity is
Speaker 1: no longer allowed? So I heard that nudity is it's
Speaker 1: just the explicit content like porn. But I think you
Speaker 1: can still You can still post nudes. You just can't
Speaker 1: have sex. So you have to show your couchie can
Speaker 1: shop a dick in it? Exactly right? No, no masturbation. No.
Speaker 1: I got the email and everything, like they send out
Speaker 1: an email and they were like, yeah, so no more sex.
Speaker 1: Can we print that up so we could show it
Speaker 1: to the world. Yeah, so it's not that bad. You
Speaker 1: guys gonna be okay. Then I think I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: okay because I don't do porn on there, but it
Speaker 1: is still gonna indirectly affect me because I feel like
Speaker 1: most subscribers are gonna are gonna leave, you know, because
Speaker 1: they're like, I don't want to pay for you know
Speaker 1: not and not see some sex you know so or
Speaker 1: something super sexy. So I think indirectly it is gonna
Speaker 1: affect me. Yeah. Wow, it's a fishing When my Patreon
Speaker 1: page is now live my weekly Titty Tuesday into the
Speaker 1: Thursdays movie exclusively to Patreon, where they will no longer
Speaker 1: be sensor about the social media companies. I would also
Speaker 1: be sharing daily updates plus show announcements here first see
Speaker 1: you on Patreon. Mother says, uh so pretty much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we thought only friends was gonna because only friends
Speaker 1: with our sex is what Instagram or picked up. Damn.
Speaker 1: So you know, I mean, you guys gonna lose some
Speaker 1: followers something. I've already lost some subscribers. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: like at a thousand, five hundred d and now I'm
Speaker 1: like five hundred. No, that's a lot. No, it's crazy. Yep,
Speaker 1: We're like, I'm out of here. So what are you
Speaker 1: gonna Are you gonna stop pussing this sta? What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? Just like I thought about it, the
Speaker 1: way you'll ask the questions, You're just gonna steal because
Speaker 1: if not McDonald's, how much McDonald's paying hour that What
Speaker 1: is Aly paying McDonald's. I have no idea, Mike. I
Speaker 1: haven't applied there yet. Were they got to be a fifteen?
Speaker 1: They get paid that much? Not in California probably, which
Speaker 1: is that it has moved moved definitely. Well, what are
Speaker 1: they going to do with McDonald's, like, oh, for some
Speaker 1: extra French prices? So you guys are allowed to be naked.
Speaker 1: You just can't do nothing. So you've lost some money? Yes,
Speaker 1: was that your full time job? Well? No, I had.
Speaker 1: I did have some side hustles, but I did get
Speaker 1: comfortable and like I kind of dismissed my well not dismissed,
Speaker 1: but I kind of neglected my side hustles a little
Speaker 1: bit because I was making good money, you know, and
Speaker 1: I got comfortable, so I kind of dismissed him a
Speaker 1: little bit. But I still have that to kind of
Speaker 1: fall back on. You know, I'm nervous. I'm definitely nervous.
Speaker 1: So were you between like a five to ten thousand
Speaker 1: dollars a monthly income? I was making and a month
Speaker 1: and on I had, like the best month for me
Speaker 1: was February. I made like thirty K that month. Holy crap.
Speaker 1: When did you started you starting the pandemic or you know,
Speaker 1: right before the pandemic. Actually, yes, and I literally was
Speaker 1: not doing porn and I was still making not much money. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: showing your couchie just tworking literally twerking dancing. I wasn't
Speaker 1: even knew that at first because I didn't want to
Speaker 1: be um and they were still subscribing and like just
Speaker 1: people they like you. They don't need to true men
Speaker 1: on there just lonely. They just want to talk to
Speaker 1: you pure. What was the weirdest things somebody actually to
Speaker 1: send them like like a left toe No, even weirder,
Speaker 1: like they were like, send me a video of your
Speaker 1: butthole while you're farting. Really yeah, ship was like a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars because I I don't know, I can't. I
Speaker 1: feel like the fart won't even come out because I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm just not used to that. Just like I didn't
Speaker 1: even try. I just made an artificial noise like the right.
Speaker 1: But I think he would have noticed, because I think
Speaker 1: he got like he got a lot of those, and
Speaker 1: he even sent me like an example of how he
Speaker 1: wanted the hell is that right? And I think, yeah, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: well he's probably gonna be a last guy. You're gonna
Speaker 1: every week. That's fine three times, but that's that's put
Speaker 1: she can't do it. Oh yeah, you're right. Well she
Speaker 1: didn't shove her asked unless you put a microphone in,
Speaker 1: it's a message like somewhere else on Instagram. No, no,
Speaker 1: he was the only fans. Don't sunk up. He's paying
Speaker 1: what is it twenty bucks a month for you? What
Speaker 1: do you know? Fifty eleven eleven? Actually eleven dollars and
Speaker 1: eleven cents. Yeah, that's my my price a month? Is
Speaker 1: that you did a breath? Is that about? It's like
Speaker 1: my number, my angel number, eleven eleven. They see it
Speaker 1: a lot, like do you know your angel number? I
Speaker 1: don't know my probably seven seven. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: That's a spiritual number, seven seven seven. Like if you
Speaker 1: see repeating numbers, they mean things, you know, and I
Speaker 1: strongly believe in that. Like if you see a eight,
Speaker 1: and I know a lot of Asians really love that number,
Speaker 1: it means financial abundance, like money. Oh my god. Do
Speaker 1: you also know when when you when you see eight eight,
Speaker 1: whenever your account has a fraud on it and it
Speaker 1: frees your and if you tell a bank like Hey,
Speaker 1: my is a fraud my account shut my account off.
Speaker 1: They will make it negative eight hundred eighty eight thousand
Speaker 1: dollars eight. You had to make it the purpose to
Speaker 1: do that every way. Nobody cannot try to take money
Speaker 1: because you're negative. Then you're negative eight eight thousand dollars
Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars. Wow, see money, I'm only negative eight dollars?
Speaker 1: Is that the frond to or no? No yet, that's
Speaker 1: overspending that you just overdrive. Okay, hopefully they charged to
Speaker 1: be more over there frets like eight eight nine. But
Speaker 1: y fun, So you lost half, you lost over half
Speaker 1: of your phone. I'm losing money. I'm losing money. I
Speaker 1: did hear about this other platform called I think it's
Speaker 1: we're not going to time. You're right, Okay, you heard
Speaker 1: of another platform. I did hear of another platform. You
Speaker 1: gotta pay us? And what wild about? Um? So basically
Speaker 1: the same thing. I'm just thinking about it right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to go into it,
Speaker 1: because I'm thinking I can keep my only fans and
Speaker 1: just dive into another you know, it's just something else.
Speaker 1: Maybe do yoga videos and sell those because I do yoga,
Speaker 1: so you know why was the purpose that I'm getting
Speaker 1: getting rid of only fans. Well, I heard it's because
Speaker 1: they want to make more money and some investors didn't
Speaker 1: want to invest in something that was related, you know,
Speaker 1: with sex work. That's what I heard. But that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. We made them billions, and it sucks that
Speaker 1: now they're turning their back on us because we made
Speaker 1: them so much money. But that's what I heard, though
Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I also then heard, you know
Speaker 1: about the credit card thing. I don't know if the
Speaker 1: credit card thing, what did you what you thought about that? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess they they a lot of Visa, master Card,
Speaker 1: American Express, and cash app. They don't wanna get involved
Speaker 1: with the only fans. I guess because there's so many
Speaker 1: chargebacks or what is that called returns, So you could
Speaker 1: just call it argue, hey, I didn't pay for this poem.
Speaker 1: A lot of guys would do that. I feel like
Speaker 1: a lot of men who were broke and couldn't afford to,
Speaker 1: you know, to look at our content, would purposely, you know,
Speaker 1: buy it and then would charge like ask for a refund,
Speaker 1: just so they could get their money back. So they
Speaker 1: were sneaky. They were they were not about the refund. No, No,
Speaker 1: they's had a credit card company, like I didn't know
Speaker 1: what it is. No, they would tell only fans. They
Speaker 1: would tell only fans to um. They that they wanted
Speaker 1: their money back because they didn't meet the expectations or whatever,
Speaker 1: and that seemed more like a reason why only fans,
Speaker 1: we want to um. Yeah, it doesn't make more sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe they're losing money because of that or did they
Speaker 1: get the money back. Yeah, only fans would pay them back,
Speaker 1: and then you don't lose the money. I wouldn't. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. Sometimes I would. It would just depend. But
Speaker 1: most of the times only fans would lose someone. That's
Speaker 1: what happens. Then, like they're losing money maybe using their money. Well,
Speaker 1: they ran out of this p PP loan. Those four
Speaker 1: broke suckers, and unemployment is almost over eight months later.
Speaker 1: You know, all the stimulus checks is gone. You're right,
Speaker 1: they're trying to recover niggas broke money broke, so they're
Speaker 1: trying to read every every means necessary to try to
Speaker 1: get this money back. So people request for the left
Speaker 1: or not the right to Okay, I want exactly, but
Speaker 1: you know what I think we'll started happening now. I
Speaker 1: think now those girls are gonna really become outside workers,
Speaker 1: right well, no, not just working McDonald's at Burking. They're
Speaker 1: all gonna start really selling women, would probat to start
Speaker 1: solid Posy're gonna be starting getting booked by those guys. Possibly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know that's possible, right. Have you ever been booked? No?
Speaker 1: Have you had requests? Yes? But if you have to
Speaker 1: get a book, what do you think your book price
Speaker 1: will be? You think that's a good question. Barack Obama's
Speaker 1: new book that came up, Well, pretty much is this book?
Speaker 1: I am the president. I think you haven't here like
Speaker 1: what you I mean, what do you think we think
Speaker 1: you're worth? I mean, what do you think you're worth it?
Speaker 1: For one night? You think I'm priceless? No, it's just, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would be so uncomfortable, like especially
Speaker 1: if I'm not attracted to that guy. I just couldn't perform.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't, you know, no matter how much he
Speaker 1: paid me, because I get nervous, Like I get nervous.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite movies in the world is Indecent Proposal.
Speaker 1: You haven't seen it? No great movie Chinese best friend
Speaker 1: have you seen in decent was no, Mike, what the
Speaker 1: funk on the Chinese for they are you? The only
Speaker 1: one I saw was the pretty woman say same things,
Speaker 1: but in decent proposal. Okay, so it was what he
Speaker 1: Harris said, Demi more newly married couple, struggling with bills, right, Uh,
Speaker 1: struggling with bills, um and about the Louisia house. And
Speaker 1: one day to decided to go to Vegas. They went
Speaker 1: to Vegas and he's like gambling and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: trying to win his money back for his house. And he's, uh,
Speaker 1: he was, he had like he was, he was what
Speaker 1: he was trying to win, Like I don't know, twenty
Speaker 1: he's trying to win twenty dollars. He's up to ten thousand.
Speaker 1: He's like, you know, just keep going. They couldn't decide
Speaker 1: that you keep going or just just take this ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. He's how to keep going and guess what happened?
Speaker 1: You lose everything, of course, so now to lose the
Speaker 1: money the uh, you know, he's just they're just they're
Speaker 1: both walking around in separate ways, just a little fund
Speaker 1: and trying to find a way to like she just
Speaker 1: walking in the store. He's trying to find out some money,
Speaker 1: probably had a couple of dollars left, trying to play
Speaker 1: his last change. Yeah, sloping shop your birthday less two
Speaker 1: years ago, you lost everything and started playing slots. So
Speaker 1: she went into this one store, expensive store, and of
Speaker 1: course a billionaire walks in the store and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a nice rat something like that, and he's like
Speaker 1: flirting with her, but she like, but she's out, No,
Speaker 1: I can't afford it. And you know, she's like and
Speaker 1: she just you know, she just left out the store
Speaker 1: or whatever, right, and then she's back with her husband,
Speaker 1: and then they walking through the casino and and the
Speaker 1: guys Robert Redford is yeah, love Robert reference. So he's
Speaker 1: a rich guy. He's playing, um, black jack or some
Speaker 1: kind of car to game. He's playing black switch, maybe
Speaker 1: not black jack. I forgot what the he was playing.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. I don't think back was that
Speaker 1: old Okay, one of the motherfucker's. But he you know,
Speaker 1: he's he's um, he's playing, he's losing, and he's seen
Speaker 1: her and he asked the guy. He asked, the guy
Speaker 1: hate mine if I brow your wife for like luck
Speaker 1: and he's fucking love him. You know, his luck is fucked,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. He just he's like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, she's okay. Well he sure. So they're playing
Speaker 1: the card game and she's you know, she's losing. Didn't
Speaker 1: lose it, and she was like, he said, um, card
Speaker 1: is on your game. He's like, nah, card is not
Speaker 1: my game. That's not she said, She's like craps, So
Speaker 1: go to the crap table. And this guy called make
Speaker 1: a phone call for like, you know, a million dollars
Speaker 1: whatever all that ship put all that million or one thing,
Speaker 1: and told her to go through the craps whatever it is.
Speaker 1: She wanted, I don't know much about craps, but he does.
Speaker 1: He doubled his money right, and she he was, oh
Speaker 1: my god, thank you for such a luck for me.
Speaker 1: And then uh, he said, what are you guys doing here?
Speaker 1: He said, we're just here for the weekend. He said. Listen,
Speaker 1: he said. And then the guy was like, we're about
Speaker 1: to leave, was about to leave. He said, no, don't
Speaker 1: leave it to me. Comp your room, you know, let's
Speaker 1: have dinner. You know, whatever, it's on me, appreciate it.
Speaker 1: He probably just gave a couple of dollars. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what I'm gona even give any money or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know, it's right, I'm not sure if you give
Speaker 1: any money. But I know for a fact, stay stay,
Speaker 1: you know, let's let me comp you guys, just have dinner,
Speaker 1: you know. So he did put him in a nice suite,
Speaker 1: you know, and then that dress that she looked at.
Speaker 1: He had to deliver with her room, the five dress,
Speaker 1: but she didn't want to, you know, mention their husband,
Speaker 1: like she she saw this guy at that place, you know,
Speaker 1: so he so he so she put it on for
Speaker 1: them to go to dinner with him, and then they
Speaker 1: went to dinner, and then they was talking about you know,
Speaker 1: he did, guys talking about like love and like you know,
Speaker 1: can money by love all that stuff, and you know
Speaker 1: in the guys like, well not really, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: Make a long story short, he said. But I just
Speaker 1: hypothetically speaking, let's say if I was for real, So
Speaker 1: what if I offer one million dollars for one night
Speaker 1: with your wife? And he is like, I think you're
Speaker 1: crazy and then you're sick, you know whatever, whatever, you know,
Speaker 1: But I just I'm saying, what if it's real money?
Speaker 1: What if I'm serious right now, one million dollars. You
Speaker 1: know she should have got that million for playing for
Speaker 1: him though he just dice for her and her luck.
Speaker 1: It was her love. It doesn't work that way. What's
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Speaker 1: catch a new episode every Tuesday. So you know, um,
Speaker 1: and then I think he got mad. He's trying to
Speaker 1: offers with my money. Said, they left, went to the
Speaker 1: room whatever, and why they're in the room. They start
Speaker 1: talking about it, right She's like, um, I mean he's
Speaker 1: she started naming all the raggedy guys she slept with.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like I se I started with Bubba. He's like, you
Speaker 1: stick with Bubba? Back, who sleep with Bubba? Trying trying
Speaker 1: to justify like if I step with Bubba, I could
Speaker 1: sleep with this guy for a million dollars with Bubba
Speaker 1: for free. You know. So they're just going back and
Speaker 1: forth and then he's trying to figure this. Mind you,
Speaker 1: they have no money, they're losing the house. Yeaamn, and
Speaker 1: you know, and it's a million dollars. Man, I'm making
Speaker 1: long story show that end be doing it. And if
Speaker 1: they slept with the guy together for a million dollars,
Speaker 1: I think he should have sucked them vote. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so you gotta watch the movie to see the right.
Speaker 1: That's a very great movie in decent Proposal. It's actually on.
Speaker 1: I'm not promoting nowhere. It's on, but look look for
Speaker 1: the movie. That's why I said a million dollars a night,
Speaker 1: you know, That's why I was trying to get to
Speaker 1: like what you know, I guess a million. I mean
Speaker 1: when you're talking millions, I mean, let's be realistic. Like
Speaker 1: let's say I mean like Robber allowed me to have
Speaker 1: like one, brought us back like one a month, Like
Speaker 1: let's a realistic month, Like fifty dollars that's good money, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: to pay a wait, to pay a girl for sec yeah, depends.
Speaker 1: It depends on a lot of things. I mean, but
Speaker 1: I think, what what, um, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. I think, would you sleep with you?
Speaker 1: They should pay you fifty African king? But that's what
Speaker 1: is it? I mean, the action? What's the going price?
Speaker 1: And pussy right now? Chinese? Best? No fucking idea, Michael Blackson,
Speaker 1: I haven't paid for pussy. Well, I guess it also
Speaker 1: depends on where you are. I mean, I think I
Speaker 1: was going to say that, like the living and living
Speaker 1: in l A is so expensive, you know, so fifty
Speaker 1: may not be as much to somebody living here as
Speaker 1: opposed to somebody living in Texas. But I think I
Speaker 1: think I meant, you get an average sto five hundred
Speaker 1: for like, you know, a struggling bitch. You only fans
Speaker 1: girl that think she's maybe three thousand and five thousands.
Speaker 1: I've heard one of my girls told me that she
Speaker 1: was paid five thousand. That's a lot of money. But
Speaker 1: he was like a rapper, he was well off, So
Speaker 1: I was. I also thought about that. I was like,
Speaker 1: why does he have to pay? But they always want
Speaker 1: what they can't happen. I guess right, maybe that's what
Speaker 1: it is. That's what it is, a mental game. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's because he's ugly. Maybe he was. That was it?
Speaker 1: Flavor Flavor. Does he have a clock on his chest?
Speaker 1: Do you have a patch's head like Torry Lanes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well not Mike Tory Lanes doesn't have that. No more
Speaker 1: became rich. Matter of fact, that album he blew out
Speaker 1: the n f T. Now whoever bought it for one
Speaker 1: dollar supposed to be bothered up fifty a piece right now? Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I bought a hundred of I don't know.
Speaker 1: I still couldn't try to sell it right now. Their
Speaker 1: website went down. I'm like, hey, we're rich. I'm like,
Speaker 1: hold on, never mind, I'm not olding uber Black Uberpool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not rich yet. I told my brother. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna give you one. You have fifty grand bite today,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Website not working. Do you have any tattoos? No?
Speaker 1: You never liked them. I like them on other people,
Speaker 1: but I don't see myself getting any. No. My thing
Speaker 1: with tattoo, man, it likes like a pretty girl like
Speaker 1: you put a tattoo of a rose, and then we
Speaker 1: are sixty years of the real star. It gets blurried
Speaker 1: like a potato. That's my fear. Yeah, but right now,
Speaker 1: like on young people, it looks really cool. I haven't
Speaker 1: seen any on older people yet, but yeah, you can assume.
Speaker 1: You know, it'll probably turn purple and ship because the
Speaker 1: skin goes down. It doesn't matter gravity true true gravity,
Speaker 1: just working. How about you, guys, Do you guys have
Speaker 1: any tats? No, you have to you still have it.
Speaker 1: I don't have what that do? No team nover o
Speaker 1: my friends about I had one before I went to
Speaker 1: be a guest in the show a movie. They put
Speaker 1: that all over my nice Mike. Yeah, I had to
Speaker 1: my neck. Oh that's a goal. And I was just
Speaker 1: there for like less than ten seconds. I bet you
Speaker 1: wrapped it. Look. Yeah, we were trying to act like Chlos.
Speaker 1: But there's two Asian guys in a car. Yeah. They
Speaker 1: put me in a movie. Mike, who did this big
Speaker 1: movie that supposed to come out soon? I was I
Speaker 1: was like, Tolo, I'm supposed to act like they over
Speaker 1: my face? You look. But the funny thing is when
Speaker 1: the director came mic goes, are they supposed to be?
Speaker 1: And then the guy goes, yeah, he goes, they're both Asians,
Speaker 1: and the other director, well that's the funny part at
Speaker 1: the point. Was it a comedy, No, it's a freaking
Speaker 1: like a horror movie. And then I had to go
Speaker 1: see Get the Funk out of the Way, where it
Speaker 1: kind of reminds me of Meet the Blacks, like I
Speaker 1: know two guys that died and Meet the Blacks and
Speaker 1: it came back and Meet the Blacks too, So it's okay. No,
Speaker 1: it's a serious movie. It's like this big time superstars
Speaker 1: on it. Wow, congrats. No, it was just sec that's
Speaker 1: still amazing. Part No, I didn't need a cello that
Speaker 1: looks Chinese. Yeah, apparently, you know. I saw this. I
Speaker 1: saw this Netflix series where it's all Mexicans. I forget
Speaker 1: what it's called, but yeah it's and they had one
Speaker 1: of the actors was also a chollo and he looked Asian.
Speaker 1: I was like, that guy looks Asian. So I think
Speaker 1: it's also because a lot of Mexicans do have, you know,
Speaker 1: some Asian heritage, and I guess, you know a lot
Speaker 1: of them do look like that. Just kind of like
Speaker 1: Peruvian people. Have you guys seen any Peruvian people or
Speaker 1: like Ecuador? Oh yeah, I have a lot of Asian heritage.
Speaker 1: They look very much Pokia look Ecuadorian. Yeah he does.
Speaker 1: He's Ecuadorian. He took her out to Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a good fight to her. But this age is catching
Speaker 1: up to him. Yeah, he's what three to retire. But
Speaker 1: he did good for that age, you know. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: he I mean he for the guy that he wasn't
Speaker 1: prepared to fight. Yeah, it was prepared to fight a
Speaker 1: light sking guy named for the don skin guy. Do
Speaker 1: skin guys up fight they hit hard? Yeah, he was,
Speaker 1: and that guy's young. He's gonna fight a light skin guy.
Speaker 1: He had a better chance fighting a light skin. Well,
Speaker 1: he fought your other friend before. He's dark skin. With
Speaker 1: the guy that Brona. Yeah, Bruno's brown, he's not dog,
Speaker 1: he's not really dark. You had the darker yard man. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: light skin guys, he could have beat the light skin kid.
Speaker 1: He should have. He should have with it to the
Speaker 1: kid recovered from w he had COVID or something. What
Speaker 1: happened while you didn't fight that kid? That's what I heard.
Speaker 1: So that was some random ship. Then hey, go fight
Speaker 1: this guy. I feel because that guy was young. Ye. Hello, ladies,
Speaker 1: come on, y'all joined us. We we got ten minutes laft.
Speaker 1: We talked about only having seen Come on and show
Speaker 1: me join the show, Come and join having see ladies. Mike,
Speaker 1: this is your ups delivering. Are you a package? Alli?
Speaker 1: Welcome to Michael. Yeah, we talked so me me, yeah,
Speaker 1: grabbed the mike me me because we was talking about
Speaker 1: how only fans is about to get rid of um
Speaker 1: point a second. So I heard you could still be naked,
Speaker 1: but you cannot stick out digging you or dial doos
Speaker 1: and other things. That true. I don't matter to me
Speaker 1: because I only show nud Oh you don't. You don't know,
Speaker 1: you don't have sex. Okay, so you're good like post
Speaker 1: like implied nude and stuff. Yeah, same, how about your
Speaker 1: go I do a naked and I do sell videos,
Speaker 1: but I don't mind. I don't mind it at all. No,
Speaker 1: you think the fans are just gonna just be just
Speaker 1: because I don't Maybe the way the news came out
Speaker 1: because some people really think that. Some people think it's
Speaker 1: getting rid of nudity period. Yeah that's what I heard.
Speaker 1: You know that's why, but that's what we are thought
Speaker 1: they getting rid of nudity, but they're not getting They
Speaker 1: just getting rid of sex. Listen, I think personally, until
Speaker 1: it happens, I like when it's action. So once, once
Speaker 1: this ship will really be going on, then I'll believe it.
Speaker 1: If it's not shown to me yet, then I'll see
Speaker 1: when it happens. But exactly October one with the same concept,
Speaker 1: like only because of that. Because of that, they're ready
Speaker 1: to take away and Wendy Williams best friends a new one. Actually,
Speaker 1: that one is more accessible than Only Fans. I was
Speaker 1: really a whole night. I probably would like it that Wow.
Speaker 1: I contact directly and he said that he would love
Speaker 1: to have me there. So, I mean, my Star is
Speaker 1: going to be like the new Only Fans, But it's
Speaker 1: just going to be a new platform. There's there's gonna
Speaker 1: be new platforms for us all over there. Like it's
Speaker 1: it's not over for sure exactly, and worst comes the
Speaker 1: worst griggslist right or back page there's no back there's
Speaker 1: no back page, no more. Back page isn't as a prostitution.
Speaker 1: We don't meet these people. I mean, were you a
Speaker 1: customer for black Page? No, no, I just saw a
Speaker 1: news like people black wages like years, it's no longer there, right, okay, right?
Speaker 1: A backpage became Instagram. I got my Oh yeah, literally Instagram.
Speaker 1: So we're trying to get that going price to pussy
Speaker 1: because now that it's not gonna be much sex going on,
Speaker 1: guys are gonna try to book women. We're trying to
Speaker 1: figure out what was an average pussy price. I mean,
Speaker 1: what do y'all know what the going price is? I'm
Speaker 1: you don't stop pussy? Is it like five thousand? You
Speaker 1: have to ask that it depends on the girl? Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean if you just know somebody, you know people.
Speaker 1: But I think it's like like an ala carte, you
Speaker 1: have a menu, like if you get your dick suck
Speaker 1: if you come too quick? Right, So I want to
Speaker 1: if if if I if I pay for an hour
Speaker 1: but I'm not in ten minutes, does she stay there
Speaker 1: hug me? There's no Like, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: do you know? Do you know that people actually pay
Speaker 1: for cuddling though? Like I was told this, Like one
Speaker 1: of my friends did this for a living. She was
Speaker 1: older and she was like, I go to people's homes
Speaker 1: and literally just cuddle, and they pay me like two
Speaker 1: dollars to just cuddle because you're so lonely. He calls
Speaker 1: prostitute all the time, and he says, you know, girl,
Speaker 1: we don't pay the prostitute to do what they do.
Speaker 1: We pay them for them to get the funk out.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Wow, that's a guy that told me that.
Speaker 1: I mean interesting, Yeah, you have everything. So you got
Speaker 1: the al cad Um. Maybe I checked chick the menu
Speaker 1: Chinese if your Chinese baby mother start the front. Just
Speaker 1: the only menu I've seen is the Chinese restaurant menu.
Speaker 1: Michael blocks combination, you know, he's familiar with when you
Speaker 1: like one than to thank you coming again? Hendy up?
Speaker 1: And by so I mean I guess yea. It's just
Speaker 1: it's not affecting the mike. I had a girl DM
Speaker 1: me her Alacott one time. My men, you really Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's like I had read Rider read it. It's like,
Speaker 1: what's it going? Price of stuff? Rider on Alacott two.
Speaker 1: She was a cheap bitch overnight, but that's overnight. She
Speaker 1: spent that over okay, Wakanda right, Yeah, I would get
Speaker 1: my money's work. I would girlfriend experience. Man, I'll be
Speaker 1: sucking the middle of the night. She's gonna wake up
Speaker 1: with three black infections, A hits direct to me and
Speaker 1: uh missing god black. I'm getting my money's worth. She's
Speaker 1: gonna she's gonna quit after me. She is gonna be
Speaker 1: unemployment when I'm done with Oh yeah, she's going. It's
Speaker 1: gonna take a while to make another fift. Could they
Speaker 1: claim disability? If a procetu, you could claim disability if
Speaker 1: that's the proces should be charging you with the the
Speaker 1: side of the dick they take. Besides, is the more
Speaker 1: you chat this morning, take about two or three days
Speaker 1: a break, and then I mean you have to cover.
Speaker 1: I don't watch money. Then Mike, if I that's not fair,
Speaker 1: the big dig I'm not thinking about you. I'll be
Speaker 1: praised if I have to pay. If she's taking three
Speaker 1: days off. So you think like every inch is two hundreds,
Speaker 1: of course you're six hundred. I'll be paying. Yeah you lose,
Speaker 1: Yeah you that school in would not be built. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pussy. You will have no electricity, all computers that
Speaker 1: work or teachers I have to do dollar no WiFi.
Speaker 1: Well you've got map. That was the worst. It's a fisher.
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Speaker 1: show announcements here first see you on Patreon, your mother suckers. Alright, Well,
Speaker 1: should I have a whole show to go? Do it is? Um?
Speaker 1: It's seven o'clock, seven o'clock. You have a show in Inglewood, California. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get shot up real quick. Is it the
Speaker 1: same place, Mike, No, not not not support this, This
Speaker 1: is more comedy club. Oh the doctor's nice. Dst me
Speaker 1: a writer just talking about him. We want to we
Speaker 1: need to go see him. Well, he's coming for you, Mike.
Speaker 1: And I still have to finish my bottom tea. Oh
Speaker 1: you haven't not finished yet. I got my bottom sep
Speaker 1: temporary nice. So you have to put new ones. It
Speaker 1: looks so good, I mean, your first teeth, amazing doctor.
Speaker 1: Her first teeth is like it looked like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't always look at it look like yours. No, no,
Speaker 1: no no, it looked like like she like a shock. Mike,
Speaker 1: I'm curious how much does it cost you to get
Speaker 1: it done here? I think it's about twenty maybe, Okay,
Speaker 1: oh I thought it was actually is permanent and it's
Speaker 1: not like every five year, six years, you don't change.
Speaker 1: She's good another country. Yeah, some of my friends the
Speaker 1: fallout or like chip and stuff. So you might as
Speaker 1: well pay the full price if you're about like, you know,
Speaker 1: have something done on your faces and yeah, because you
Speaker 1: can't be taking a flight to Colombia every six years
Speaker 1: or so. Actually, the Colombian doctor blocked him no, because
Speaker 1: this one told him kind of fixing your problems ship
Speaker 1: everybody comes, you know, you know, miracle what everybody used
Speaker 1: to get their feet done by the Colombian doctor. So
Speaker 1: he started fixing his problems. So they got into it,
Speaker 1: and the other doctor blocked him black shade, wow, because
Speaker 1: people know that he's not a good doctor. And there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of them, actually there's a bunch of Colombian.
Speaker 1: Yeah in my city, Cali. That's like promotion and I'm like,
Speaker 1: no more important important right in Canada from Canada from
Speaker 1: kind of you just visited here for a month and
Speaker 1: a half. Now you're not going back, So I'm going back.
Speaker 1: But She just scared the ship out of me because
Speaker 1: she told me that the boarders closed now. But it
Speaker 1: really But I mean, I can go back to my country.
Speaker 1: But if I go, you can't. How long are you
Speaker 1: allowed to stay here? Six months? I was one month
Speaker 1: in Mexico, like to know, so I can do five months? Okay,
Speaker 1: when you go back to Canada, can you take Tory
Speaker 1: Lanes and Justin Bieberback and Drake they already here and
Speaker 1: Dennis then it's always parting, definitely. Yeah, he was there
Speaker 1: last week. I was with him. He wasn't here and
Speaker 1: now I think he's back to my but he lives
Speaker 1: in my way. That's what he is. That what he
Speaker 1: used to do. The um quarantine. Yeah that was Miami,
Speaker 1: or that was Atlanta. He was on it. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was on there many times. But I was the one
Speaker 1: that they called Strawberry Ronk. Oh you are Strawberry, But
Speaker 1: I remember you, babe. I think I've been a lot
Speaker 1: of once with you and baby. I was with a
Speaker 1: bunch of girls with tattoos and stuff. Can you twork? Sometimes?
Speaker 1: Bring the milk? Michael blacks and laptos and torres. But
Speaker 1: he does have some milk. He has coconut milk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do, Like I was putting your groceries to the fridge.
Speaker 1: What rada or is you order? Because you know I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't do regular milks that she wants cooking the milk.
Speaker 1: Didn't drink I don't. I didn't drink no milk she
Speaker 1: made me do, Like was that I'm a milk I
Speaker 1: think she had me drink milk like some hot chopping. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you were drinking goat milk. Okay, I did not drink
Speaker 1: up milk. I mean don't milk. We should be okay, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's healthy. I'm not drinking a goat Milk's expensive goat cheese.
Speaker 1: If I want to get it, I would rather just
Speaker 1: suck the ghost titties. Is that I'm gonna Peter is
Speaker 1: gonna be on the show, Yeah, Mike, they're not listening,
Speaker 1: not yet anyways. Is expensive? Yeah, because it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be really healthy. It is, Yeah, like way more probiotics,
Speaker 1: pensive ship, but it is. It's still locked aid, right,
Speaker 1: so you just go just cow milk? Is it locked
Speaker 1: their milk? No? It doesn't give you therhea like it's fun?
Speaker 1: You sure? Yeah? Baby? Now I meet mad I'm good, yeah,
Speaker 1: just mad. I mean you might be Okay, you should try.
Speaker 1: I'm not freaking. I'm not faking animals milk. So you
Speaker 1: don't eat peel that well, no, and I'll eat cake.
Speaker 1: I just don't like the milk directly. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: not directly, it's not like it's so yeah, you know
Speaker 1: it's not. I prefer almond or coconut taste better. I
Speaker 1: like breast milk prefer before. Well, I know, well, I
Speaker 1: think when my son's my oldest son, his mother is pregnant,
Speaker 1: my ex wife, I took little Mikey Jr. Milk away. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh listen, one of the fish has two titties, one
Speaker 1: for me, she has two titties, one for me, one
Speaker 1: for the little baby. Whoever won finishes first is the winner.
Speaker 1: The more you drink, the more you Oh. They sell
Speaker 1: those though, for muscle builders. You know that they sell them.
Speaker 1: It's true story. Unless you just go find a pregnant
Speaker 1: builders drink sucking. Uh, just find a pregnant find a
Speaker 1: pregnant wom with me, just just pant yeah, start dating
Speaker 1: single pregnant women. You want to suck the ones that
Speaker 1: all the NBA guys got impregnated and then ran away
Speaker 1: two dollars is on his way a month. All right, well, ladies,
Speaker 1: it was fun. Thank you for joining us. I wish
Speaker 1: you a lot of luck. With only fans, is no
Speaker 1: more sticking dialdo on your couchees? Are you know far
Speaker 1: in on a on action? Okay? What's the biggest for you?
Speaker 1: So your pennies? Was it? Peer? Pennies are regular pennies.
Speaker 1: They want me to wear it? I see fifty? Wow
Speaker 1: do you have to charge for shipping? To look at
Speaker 1: that profit margin with that? She made like three percent profit.
Speaker 1: I was like, just because wow, the fantasy of the man.
Speaker 1: They are expensive. So smart businesswoman. Well I'm not buying
Speaker 1: your panties. Okay, she just brought you a pocket I
Speaker 1: found like a job side that's this is I don't
Speaker 1: know picked it up. Well, thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1: Another episode Motorcycle Podcast, Michael Blackton's Chinese best friend. Give
Speaker 1: your ladies, Paula, what's your Instagram? Paula Contento spelled up
Speaker 1: for those who went to public schools. P A U
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Speaker 1: I just made it eight hundred today and you just
Speaker 1: made a fake congratulations. You got very fine. No, I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting to get engaged. Michael Blackson rot engaged and
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Speaker 1: We had the most viral proposal on Earth. That one
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