Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make a horrible decisions. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of horrible decisions. Like I'm your girl, Mandy,
Speaker 1: and I'm with my co ho right here next to me.
Speaker 1: Her name is Wheezy. W TF. Okay, anyways, team Juneteenth past.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just our week. We had African American
Speaker 1: May melanin. No, African American, No, that's February, February Black history.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about. We just passed African American April,
Speaker 1: and you got melanin May. Now you got Juneteenth June.
Speaker 1: You you made all that up. Yeah, Okay, I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't remember my calendares say those things. Well, maybe
Speaker 1: you don't have the calendar. That doctor. You have a
Speaker 1: doctor umar calendar. Bitch, you are not to be trusted
Speaker 1: in the winter months, it says, no Snowbuddy's doctor Ubar.
Speaker 1: Dr Ubar hates our creation, apparently because he doesn't think
Speaker 1: interracial dating should be even be a thing. He makes people,
Speaker 1: but we're here, we can't help. Here, we are, we
Speaker 1: can't help. Well, here we are happen. He hates our parents.
Speaker 1: Then no, he said, love your parents. He says mixed
Speaker 1: people are not a real thing. This is what he said.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be half black. Do you think when
Speaker 1: you get chocolate milk it's because just half chocolate. Do
Speaker 1: they call it half chocolate milk? Noo? Maybe half chocolate
Speaker 1: syrup half milk. It's chocolate milk. Ain't not halpy. How
Speaker 1: do you think you gets from milk to chocolate donation.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing this to day. I'm not doing this
Speaker 1: one train to have Like, I just want to talk
Speaker 1: to him about gainess. I want to talk to him, right,
Speaker 1: he's so necessary for us, Like I know he's terribly hotep,
Speaker 1: but at the same time I terribly hot tip. I
Speaker 1: just also for us. Let me tell you why when
Speaker 1: he was on the breakfast class talking about wait, wait
Speaker 1: one moment, one moment, because a couple of weeks ago
Speaker 1: we said the hood healers should not be a part
Speaker 1: of our community. But now you're saying that doctor Umar
Speaker 1: is a necessity hood healer is dumb. She'd be saying
Speaker 1: doctor Umar a doctor. I don't know if he had
Speaker 1: I think he a doctor like Dr Dre Is he
Speaker 1: really he's like a real said? Does he have a doctorate?
Speaker 1: Or is he a doctor? You need white man's paperwork,
Speaker 1: That's what he said. But no, I do need to
Speaker 1: know is it like a PhD? Because you know, like
Speaker 1: a lot of people like get like honorary degrees from
Speaker 1: like universities. You're looking it up at him. He got
Speaker 1: a PhD? Or is he a doctor? That's the same thing,
Speaker 1: though technically I'm processing because if he got a PhD
Speaker 1: in sociology, I'm not counting that. According to Dr M R.
Speaker 1: Johnson dot com, I'm not trust is a doctor of
Speaker 1: clinical psychology and certified as a school psychologist who is
Speaker 1: considered an expert on education and mental health. That didn't
Speaker 1: sound like a like he got to do grow he
Speaker 1: an expert like we se experts? School doctor? Who? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What school do he go to? The school of hard? No,
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say that, bitch, I took your joke.
Speaker 1: Does that mean we're not funny? Yeah? That wasn't even
Speaker 1: a good No, right, that was real? Oh well I
Speaker 1: said it for us. It says Philadelphia College of pronounced
Speaker 1: this absolutely raw. Say that again. It's because he's Nickaragua
Speaker 1: and he can't do that. Ain't a real school. Apparently
Speaker 1: it is method yes, certified, not certified. What's the what's
Speaker 1: the other word? Uh, the school's got to be in
Speaker 1: order for your credit account. Yeah, private medical school with
Speaker 1: its main campus of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, in additional locations in Swanny,
Speaker 1: Georgia and Moultrie, Georgia. The first off Swanny Philly. We're
Speaker 1: not counting none of them cities Philly. We count only
Speaker 1: count Philly work because of Meek. Are you serious? Man?
Speaker 1: But you have a lot more grads in Philly from
Speaker 1: the cheese Steaks. Okay, sorry, but I'm so sorry. Yes,
Speaker 1: please continue to support the Worrible Decision show. I like
Speaker 1: only because I like niggas with beards. So Dr Umar
Speaker 1: has beard and he said on the Breakfast Club and
Speaker 1: I never knew this. Apparently Joe Biden passed this like
Speaker 1: anti American Asian hate immediately. And there's a bunch of
Speaker 1: anti lynching laws that can't get pasted in Congress or something.
Speaker 1: They've been like two hundred something I've never heard about.
Speaker 1: Do you know why you never heard of it? Because, bitch,
Speaker 1: you're not up on watching television. Because I found out
Speaker 1: through watching the Billy Holiday movie. Because Billy Holiday got
Speaker 1: uh pretty much the government was was uh planting drugs
Speaker 1: and stuff on her because of her because what is
Speaker 1: the song called rotten fruit, Uh, strange fruit. There we
Speaker 1: go and strange Fruit essentially was heard discussing the hanging
Speaker 1: bodies from lynching and the government was actually trying so
Speaker 1: hard to get her to not even sing about this,
Speaker 1: even though it was a current thing that was happening.
Speaker 1: And when you watch that specific movie, and I believe
Speaker 1: Billy did they win an oscar for that? Um when
Speaker 1: when they start the movie they talk about the matel laws,
Speaker 1: they talk about all of essentially the lynching laws that
Speaker 1: were trying to get past. And at the end it
Speaker 1: says that they've had over two hundred attempts and Congress
Speaker 1: or whoever approves of this ship still is not brought
Speaker 1: forth a non lynching law. And yeah, I didn't know
Speaker 1: there was two. Over two hundred, Yes, So that's insane,
Speaker 1: And tell me teach me that. And I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: granted I should be up on these things, obviously I
Speaker 1: should know them, but I feel like if this person
Speaker 1: can bring that to the table, then Billy Holliday brought
Speaker 1: it to the table. Let's not just don't know and
Speaker 1: bring it to the table on the Breakfast Club, and
Speaker 1: I don't know about ever seeing a clip like that
Speaker 1: on the Breakfast Club before, about the antel lynching laws.
Speaker 1: I feel like he is putting people onto ship and
Speaker 1: I do think that Dr Umar is a part of
Speaker 1: him is good for society. So real quicker, I need
Speaker 1: to know. I'm gonna run down the list of like
Speaker 1: five people real quick, because if you're saying the doctor
Speaker 1: Umar necessity, I need to know if these five people
Speaker 1: also are. Don't stop me until I finish, Okay, Joscelyn Hernandez,
Speaker 1: Derreck Jackson, Kevin Samuel's, Steve Harvey, Wendy Williams, Charlemagne only
Speaker 1: based off of a couple of episodes ago. In our conversation,
Speaker 1: we have those five people that people do view our
Speaker 1: either problematic or work against our community. Easy to go
Speaker 1: on this one. Dr Umar is always talking about the
Speaker 1: plight of black people. One Derrick Jackson is love and dating.
Speaker 1: Who cares to Kevin Samuel's we don't even talk about.
Speaker 1: I don't even I really don't discuss him. I find
Speaker 1: him to be null and void when it comes to
Speaker 1: being able to support black women. He's gross to me.
Speaker 1: Third um who did you say, Wendy Williams. Yep, she
Speaker 1: was on there. Wendy Williams is gossip rag whatever. I
Speaker 1: think she's made great waves for black women in the
Speaker 1: space TV radio. But okay, Charlemagne puts black people on hires,
Speaker 1: black gives people a platform, right necessity? Um and dr Umar?
Speaker 1: Who is the fifth person, Kevin Samuels, Wendy Williams, like
Speaker 1: Derek Jackson, Charlemayne, you went through all them. Maybe dr
Speaker 1: Umar was the no you went to. You actually just did.
Speaker 1: I think you just do more twice, not anything about
Speaker 1: it went, but you went through. Every time we watch
Speaker 1: him a meme or a clip, it is pro black.
Speaker 1: I do not see that with any of the other
Speaker 1: people you named. Every time thing not saying that they
Speaker 1: aren't pro black, or that Charlottegne doesn't isn't support of
Speaker 1: black people. But let's be fucking real here. That is
Speaker 1: Umar's brand. So guess who else's brand? That was Black
Speaker 1: Lives Matter? And look what they did with the funds.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say that. We also have someone
Speaker 1: like you can't compare someone like Shaun King. He does
Speaker 1: speak for the plight and still has questionable acts. I
Speaker 1: would just say, I'm not saying that Dr umar doesn't
Speaker 1: have question, but obviously when he thinks about how like
Speaker 1: homosexuality is sexual interracial dating, his music is radical, and
Speaker 1: we need radical people in the world. We can't. There's
Speaker 1: no perfect man or woman out there too. But you're
Speaker 1: gonna tell me he doesn't help us. He's not out
Speaker 1: here for us. I don't want him preaching again the
Speaker 1: thing that brought me here, like to sit here and
Speaker 1: and speak down upon like he celebrates black love in
Speaker 1: a very radical way, and he wants black men. He
Speaker 1: always talks about black men, specifically with interracial dating. And
Speaker 1: and again I watched him say, like, I don't hate
Speaker 1: Asians or white people or whatever. I just am that
Speaker 1: much in support of my black people. And if you
Speaker 1: want to see black families grow and prosper and grow
Speaker 1: wealth within the black community, you do have to say,
Speaker 1: might be a little dr Umarish when it comes to
Speaker 1: black love. You just do maybe they wanted to come up.
Speaker 1: It does not really necessarily build more equity in black
Speaker 1: community things. I think keeping black love and generational wealth
Speaker 1: goes way beyond just the household. Unfortunately, it has a
Speaker 1: lot more to do with systematic systemic oppression, like going
Speaker 1: to get a bank loan to buy a home that
Speaker 1: could be passed going of yeah, but guess what what
Speaker 1: whether my wife or whether my wife her husband is
Speaker 1: black or is black or not, the bank is what's
Speaker 1: going to keep my family from being able to build
Speaker 1: generational wealth because they're the ones not approving me for
Speaker 1: the loan. These corporations are. That's my that's my choice.
Speaker 1: But I wouldn't be here without my white ass mama,
Speaker 1: fucking my Jamaican daddy. He's not denouncing mixed kids. He's
Speaker 1: just celebrating black people and we don't even believe we exist,
Speaker 1: or he don't acknowledge us. He doesn't like the half term.
Speaker 1: Well funk him with that. You call yourself a black woman,
Speaker 1: I do, but guess what I call But I also
Speaker 1: have a co host like Bridget who says that she
Speaker 1: is by racial she doesn't identify as one. But also
Speaker 1: the fact that a black man could sit here and
Speaker 1: say how we can identify. Fuck you, you you don't get
Speaker 1: You don't get to say that either. I mean, here's
Speaker 1: where I agree with not on my outline. Guys, people
Speaker 1: get very choosy about their mixed girl and by racial bullshit.
Speaker 1: This is no shade of bridget at all out by
Speaker 1: the way, I'm just talking about people saying the mix right. Um,
Speaker 1: Shan Booty has been one someone I posted about a
Speaker 1: black woman something and they were like, oh, she don't
Speaker 1: call herself black. I'm like, Okay, no shape, but I
Speaker 1: call sham black. However she self identitized is fine. I
Speaker 1: have used that word for her. I'm not asking people
Speaker 1: in the street what they calling themselves. You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like Shan represents a black woman to meet
Speaker 1: and strong black women is if she wants to say
Speaker 1: mix cool, say Bridge, I would call Bridgid a black girl, right.
Speaker 1: But I think with Dr Umar, he wants to show
Speaker 1: strength in numbers. And when you say you're a black
Speaker 1: woman much like you or I do, it does prove
Speaker 1: strength in numbers. There is a lot of strength and
Speaker 1: saying this is a black woman show over we're a
Speaker 1: mixed girl show. It just is. Yeah. But that's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like, because what we're doing for the culture,
Speaker 1: We've also had people in our own community tell us
Speaker 1: that we can't call ourselves blacks. Who wouldn't say that
Speaker 1: white people we know Dr Umar wouldn't acknowledge us what
Speaker 1: that's not true. He's saying we're not half like a right.
Speaker 1: So then I come in and they call the black man.
Speaker 1: He like strong black woman, thank you for coming. And
Speaker 1: then one day I'm with my mama and he calling
Speaker 1: her a snow bunny. No, you gotta accept me and
Speaker 1: my mama. Yes, yes, she a cracker, but you take
Speaker 1: it about white people. I do to my mom too,
Speaker 1: So what the who cares? Because at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, you ain't go talk to about my mama.
Speaker 1: Only I could do that, bro, the same way you
Speaker 1: fun niggas they can't nobody else talk about, but you
Speaker 1: could talk about them. And then when I be like, oh,
Speaker 1: but your nigga ain't ship, You're gonna be like, girl,
Speaker 1: don't you dare talking about my eight ship niggas? He
Speaker 1: ain't talking about Mandy Mama. When he's saying the snow bunnies, Heyma,
Speaker 1: snow bunny, he's just saying they ain't for me. Bro.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you. I am low key
Speaker 1: how much you're all. I love doctor, not much, your
Speaker 1: hotel a whole first step next. But it's fine. You're there,
Speaker 1: you're taking a step towards the hotel. I know that
Speaker 1: he is very backwards as far as it comes to homosexuality,
Speaker 1: but unfortunately, like a lot of people that are like
Speaker 1: religious are that are we're not using the religion car
Speaker 1: anymore because has been rumored to have um be an
Speaker 1: abuser who like, there's a lot of ship about Malcolm
Speaker 1: X that is terrible, right terrible. However, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to not say that he was not important for the
Speaker 1: black community and should be somebody who should be following
Speaker 1: in his steps and in a lot of his ways.
Speaker 1: I'm like that you really just threw Malcolm X out
Speaker 1: there like that because dr did you see that block
Speaker 1: and white picture? He was too fie for you to
Speaker 1: be talking about. I'm just saying X was fine. I
Speaker 1: know he got Hello pussy. I know he this is
Speaker 1: claimed to be Muslim, but he was definitely getting the
Speaker 1: rest of They say they cheating and he was cheating
Speaker 1: on his wife. They said was so was Mr King. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what I'm saying is there's somebody about there's something
Speaker 1: about every leader right at the show that raids truth
Speaker 1: to be lgbt Q aligned. Can we not see here
Speaker 1: and make an exception for homemophobic. Ask Dr Umar, this's
Speaker 1: is hard, bro, because this fighting present Hardamn bitch, he
Speaker 1: don't think all right, I don't agree with him on
Speaker 1: that ship. Let me pull out my phone because we're
Speaker 1: gonna get to the outline. Baby, welcome you all a
Speaker 1: horrible decision right now where we like to follow it out.
Speaker 1: We like donations. Let me go on no context, dr Umar.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite page. Bitch y'all ever been on no context?
Speaker 1: Dr Umar? Shit, my brother, Please, no white people in
Speaker 1: my live. Remember when we said that he was quoting that,
Speaker 1: I wasn't quoting him. I don't be liking white people
Speaker 1: outside of my mama. So and even my mama could
Speaker 1: collar green is better than some black folks. So she
Speaker 1: had a little soul in the sounds like you and
Speaker 1: Dr m a line on some particular views there with
Speaker 1: the collar greenes no that you don't really like. I
Speaker 1: was like, who want to talk about collar green? Your
Speaker 1: mom was so fun, dr Umar. My mom would not fun,
Speaker 1: dr Umar, because my mom likes niggers with accents from
Speaker 1: the Caribbean Western easy got abe, that's Africa my mom
Speaker 1: saying he got at my mom has pro created with
Speaker 1: a Haitian man and a Jamaican man, if that gives
Speaker 1: you any intel. He gotta look though, he looked like
Speaker 1: he war on kind of slide. He looks like he
Speaker 1: cannot cook. He looks like he cannot cook ox sails.
Speaker 1: So there's that. Anyways, guys, for our vanilla ship this week.
Speaker 1: If you guys are just tuning in, um, our vanilla
Speaker 1: ship is kind of sucks in the news something adjacent.
Speaker 1: This week, We're gonna do relationships. Um, you know, because
Speaker 1: I'm in one or whatever. I'm with you. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: joining you. I am joining your little corny as laugh,
Speaker 1: I am joining up every episode. What Yes, So this
Speaker 1: week's vanilla Ship comes from Vice dot com UM and
Speaker 1: what they were doing good articles. They do really good articles.
Speaker 1: I guess well, I wasn't decisions anyway. I was about
Speaker 1: to say, yeah, we was on him twice. UM. Anyways,
Speaker 1: this one is ironic because it's actually talking about keeping
Speaker 1: score in relationships. Now. It starts by saying that keeping
Speaker 1: score in relationships normally isn't healthy, um, and that you
Speaker 1: shouldn't because it's never going to be fifty fifty. However,
Speaker 1: a psychologist by the name of Jennifer ven zill Um.
Speaker 1: She is a therapist at the Mayo Clinic. Like Mayle names,
Speaker 1: I guess told Vice that some level you know, um.
Speaker 1: She told Vice that some level of scorekeeping is just
Speaker 1: honestly standard human behavior. And in relationship therapy issues of
Speaker 1: equality and equity come up all of the time. She
Speaker 1: says that it's actually equity. Remember we were talking about
Speaker 1: that when we did our contract. Yeah, we that's never
Speaker 1: but bitch, that's what weight molding you. I just don't
Speaker 1: drop the po this quick. Uh. She said that it's
Speaker 1: actually normal for us to perceive differences and what we're
Speaker 1: doing versus what our partners are doing. You very well,
Speaker 1: made doing more, you make you very well, maybe doing
Speaker 1: more than your partner. And in some cases, keeping score
Speaker 1: can ensure that you're getting the support you need and
Speaker 1: deserving the relationship, for example, in terms of perceived inequity
Speaker 1: if we're talking in straight since gender relationships, gender differences
Speaker 1: between household division of labor are huge historically now we
Speaker 1: talk about um essentially the patriarchy and the right I
Speaker 1: do the dishes, you pay the bills. I think that
Speaker 1: right now with the modern day woman we're also working. However,
Speaker 1: there's still that perception that household chores, the dishes, the laundry,
Speaker 1: doing certain things around the home are woman tasks, and
Speaker 1: then the men just are supposed to provide in a way.
Speaker 1: And this has let's do a lot of inequality and
Speaker 1: almost resentment to your partner, because if you're working your
Speaker 1: nine to five, your partner's working his nine to five,
Speaker 1: and then you're still expected to come home, clean, take
Speaker 1: care of the kids, because those are your roles in patriarchy,
Speaker 1: you can start to resent your partner solely because you
Speaker 1: are probably exuding. You feel more more of the sweat
Speaker 1: equity in the relationship. Um. And so this article is
Speaker 1: actually saying it's not a bad idea to keep score.
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you only because we've talked about
Speaker 1: two Yeah you do, yep, I know you think that
Speaker 1: we can argue, then I suck your dick. Then we
Speaker 1: are used and I make you an avocado toast. Were even,
Speaker 1: but but I know avocado toast as a makeup, right.
Speaker 1: Someone said, someone visited recently, you know I can't keep
Speaker 1: up with I can't And he was like, I was like,
Speaker 1: and he was talk stopped. So I didn't make stop
Speaker 1: because she's really be sucking digger making avocado tolds to
Speaker 1: make up wear niggas. And then later that day I
Speaker 1: was then you want lunch? She was like yeah, I
Speaker 1: made like scallops and like little thing, and then I
Speaker 1: made a salad and he used to pick it through
Speaker 1: the salad. He was like, you just had to put
Speaker 1: is a healthy fat? I do, like, dude, I'll even
Speaker 1: do avocado smoothie. Those are good, okay, them is really
Speaker 1: really good. It's giving help, especially when you add the
Speaker 1: light bubbles in it. And I don't do it. I
Speaker 1: got bubble the bubble tea. I'm talking about the bubbles. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is the problem. I don't know. It is the bubbles.
Speaker 1: People do get it. I get like an avocado smoothie
Speaker 1: now with the bubbles with like a cheese phone. You thought,
Speaker 1: what cheese? Oh my god, it's delicious. Y'all know I'm
Speaker 1: in Queen's now that cheese a cheese foam. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. You like cheese in the smoothie on the
Speaker 1: avocado smoothie with the bubbles at the bottom and then
Speaker 1: there's a foam on top. When you drink it is
Speaker 1: a whole milk replacement, not a ship, just listening. I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. That's probably when I had shipped
Speaker 1: on my sheets that Oh my gosh, shot smoothie. It
Speaker 1: didn't probably want. My booty was running, but it was
Speaker 1: so good I couldn't help it, and I got it again.
Speaker 1: I just made sure my nigga wasn't coming over that night.
Speaker 1: What's on something? No, A dick in your mouth is
Speaker 1: just wild to me. You drink avocado, you gotta bring it.
Speaker 1: It's a cheese foam, bring it on. Third, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's like real cheese. I mean, I don't know
Speaker 1: why they call it cheese foam. Maybe it's just milk,
Speaker 1: the same milk that's used to make cheese or something.
Speaker 1: Do you drink a real milk? No? Not on purpose,
Speaker 1: like I don't buy real milk, but like if I'm
Speaker 1: out and about and I eat something that's made with milk, oops,
Speaker 1: like you don't you're not like doesn't taller? Oh I am,
Speaker 1: so I go directly on, but I am. Oh as
Speaker 1: soon as I'm like, this is not all man, i'd
Speaker 1: be bit. Let me tell you, I loving nut milk. Now,
Speaker 1: that's really like it's bush. I don't like milk, like,
Speaker 1: not like a cashew, not at the dick, because that's
Speaker 1: not that's nut milk. I'm such a cum slat, like
Speaker 1: it's sick. She loves she does, dude, you know, do
Speaker 1: you know I've been starting to like it. But the
Speaker 1: thing is my man stays hard, so like he'll come
Speaker 1: all over my face and then we'll be going for
Speaker 1: a second round, and I'm like, baby, you gotta hurry
Speaker 1: up and come again, because now the whole side of
Speaker 1: my face it feels like concrete, the whole side of
Speaker 1: my face. Be like, babe, I can't move like a math,
Speaker 1: you know. But after a while, I'm you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's a little my way. What have you been doing? Honestly,
Speaker 1: a little book tight nigga? That ship dry. My face
Speaker 1: is numb on one side, like it's literally like I've
Speaker 1: got one of them, like mun math. And it's like
Speaker 1: before we go to the third round, I have to
Speaker 1: wash my face. I was gonna act and I want
Speaker 1: to be too t m I. But how many, just
Speaker 1: how many blasts you take to the face until you're
Speaker 1: like no more. I've never had enough. And it's been
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna lie. Well, you know I've come
Speaker 1: like ten times, and well my man has come ten
Speaker 1: times in a morning. Um, I'm not gonna lie. I
Speaker 1: just say, switch it up, so come on my back,
Speaker 1: then come on my face. Then I'd be like inside me, please, inside,
Speaker 1: Why you do that? Because I just like but also
Speaker 1: I like to keep count of the of the nuts,
Speaker 1: so I like, I like further to be like a
Speaker 1: rotating thing, so I could be like, well he came
Speaker 1: on my ask twice, inside of me one and a
Speaker 1: half and then on my face three. Yeah. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is all like one session. But I like this is
Speaker 1: how I really keep counting. I like to be like,
Speaker 1: well you came here this many times, here, this many times, here,
Speaker 1: this many times? Does it get clear right? Like I've
Speaker 1: noticed like when dudes come over and over it gets
Speaker 1: a little clearer. Oh, it was so cute. The other
Speaker 1: day he came on pussy right and then we was
Speaker 1: just laying He had his little last dick right here,
Speaker 1: but there was still a little like a little bit
Speaker 1: coming at the hole. I say, oh, baby, I just
Speaker 1: I liked it. I've been doing that too, looking up
Speaker 1: off this that I was like, oh, you're leaking really nasty,
Speaker 1: be like, oh can I clean you up? Because I'm
Speaker 1: a home but I'm also really nice, as really nice.
Speaker 1: Normally I get him like a worm wash cloth. Okay,
Speaker 1: the bitch. I was tired. I'd be like, baby, bitch, Kate, move,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm doing yoga. Now, I'm doing yoga. I'm
Speaker 1: doing bar like a hot rag, like you know when
Speaker 1: you get a massage and they have like the little
Speaker 1: towel thing. How convenient. Oh, I was thinking about like
Speaker 1: when I get my I paid an extra ten dollars
Speaker 1: when I'm getting my little spot pedicure. Yeah, give me
Speaker 1: the hot stones, give me the hot rag. I need
Speaker 1: that on my cab. Y'all, ladies. Tip for you, because
Speaker 1: we're getting into our hor dirt. Tip for you, do
Speaker 1: not shave your legs the day that you're going to
Speaker 1: get a pedicure, because baby them things that they start
Speaker 1: rubbing on you when they do the bitch. I just
Speaker 1: I was shaving because I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I have to tell you the story. You gotta dude.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, according to my outline, I don't have time crazing.
Speaker 1: Go ahead saying, okay, bro, let me tell you guys,
Speaker 1: if you're a foot fetish freak, this is the thing
Speaker 1: you need to do. You would do this while you're whole.
Speaker 1: If you're watching on YouTube, you get to see weez
Speaker 1: these full feet. No, go ahead, all right, listen. This
Speaker 1: ship like happened, like seriously was crazy. So I go
Speaker 1: every two weeks, I go to um My Nail place
Speaker 1: and New Yes, And I saw the same guy over
Speaker 1: and over right, and I was like, why is he
Speaker 1: always here? And he said through his mask in a
Speaker 1: little plastic barry kake. Last last week? He was like,
Speaker 1: didn't you get red last time? And I was like,
Speaker 1: He's like, I like the black because I do one
Speaker 1: ft black one ft white. He's like, didn't you get
Speaker 1: red last time? I was like, he knew the color, Mandy.
Speaker 1: I realized he's just getting pedicures to fucking get his
Speaker 1: rocks off. Did you feel violated? Yes, because I didn't.
Speaker 1: He didn't pay for my pedicure. Did you tell him? No?
Speaker 1: But next time you look at my feet, nigga, I
Speaker 1: need you to cover my tap. I laughed when he
Speaker 1: said that, because did you tell him? Also? Now I'm violated?
Speaker 1: It no, because it didn't hit me until like after,
Speaker 1: but like now, I've seen him almost every time I
Speaker 1: go in there. How often do you go? Probably every
Speaker 1: ten days? You get regular polish on yourselves? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't do because my nails girl a lout, because I
Speaker 1: take by itson. So if I get gel, it's still
Speaker 1: gonna show. Sorry. First off, I just really saw that
Speaker 1: that was a fetish. But just be burping on dicks,
Speaker 1: have you. I'm not going to real quick actually, speaking
Speaker 1: of on Patreon, here the Patreon drop, I'm gonna drop it.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I ended up in this. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I've been falling down rabbit holes, bitch.
Speaker 1: But that is like a thing. I know. There's throw
Speaker 1: up on dick, there's gagging on dick. There's a thing
Speaker 1: with burbs on porn hub. I'm gonna post it to
Speaker 1: the Patreon. I am going to get into porn sleepers
Speaker 1: on that honestly too. It's so weird. I'm meant to
Speaker 1: like right now super amateur so it's like webcam. I
Speaker 1: like amateur too, but it's like like webcam stuff I
Speaker 1: think is burping on a dick coming up during a
Speaker 1: great blow. No, that's what I'm saying. And I was like,
Speaker 1: what first video burping burps on your dick? And that's
Speaker 1: on a dial dough really just want to hear burping
Speaker 1: during masturbation. We'll click on that. No, we're not going
Speaker 1: to do this is not No, no, we're not, and
Speaker 1: you can't play it. Don't play this. No, we could
Speaker 1: play the sound of the fact that WTF Media Studios
Speaker 1: doesn't have free YouTube. We just have to skip an act.
Speaker 1: This is ub I need you why need you do
Speaker 1: to have a porn Hub subscription? Wait? I gotta hear this,
Speaker 1: but no, it's probably pussy farts. This probably doesn't count. No,
Speaker 1: it has to be asked. Oh my god, look David,
Speaker 1: turn it up. No, don't turn it up. We're not
Speaker 1: try it up. We're not gonna give voice this week.
Speaker 1: We're not doing this. We're not. What can't I hear it?
Speaker 1: I don't hear the burping. She just bitch, not the snake.
Speaker 1: But I just need to hear the burp. That's really
Speaker 1: all one I mean clearly is she is she gonna
Speaker 1: with a bur pat? I'm just hearing the farting. She
Speaker 1: farting so much if I paid for this that one
Speaker 1: half off? Why Because there's no where's the bitch? Full
Speaker 1: six minutes only on her only fans. I mean that's fair,
Speaker 1: I guess. I mean, what's a girl on fart on toilet? No,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna do that. No, And oh my god,
Speaker 1: I didn't look at this. I love the point, like
Speaker 1: how they have a drop. I think it's fun. Is
Speaker 1: this all you gonna be picked up? Okay, she's constipated.
Speaker 1: He first of all. If anyone looks, oh, if anyone
Speaker 1: likes story, story, he's with it. If anyone likes the story,
Speaker 1: this is the story right here. Oh my god, if
Speaker 1: you want to find it, it's girl fart on toilet.
Speaker 1: And I love that she got into narrative. You know
Speaker 1: what a method actress. Oh now she's wiping away the
Speaker 1: ship's well, we're done. Um, what a fun time, some
Speaker 1: great episode, you guys. I didn't really connect on ship.
Speaker 1: You know how We did an episode with Charlemagne on
Speaker 1: for fact sake, and he was supposed to leave at
Speaker 1: the forty five minute mark, and you know what kept
Speaker 1: him going? What was the context? I can't remember. I forgot.
Speaker 1: It's just somehow and the episodees got New York and
Speaker 1: then next thing, you know what's ships? I mean maybe
Speaker 1: the ships. The streets be smelling like ship. I ain't
Speaker 1: gonna hold you whould we just walked down canal just
Speaker 1: the fish. Oh, there is a lot of sea. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of seafood sea markets down to you. Um, anyways,
Speaker 1: I want to get into real quick. Um. You know what,
Speaker 1: Let's go ahead. We'll skip whole facts. We'll just get
Speaker 1: into the hor derb I didn't have a whole fact
Speaker 1: this week, but I'll say that for another episode. The
Speaker 1: hoard derb Um sex stip for this week is lick
Speaker 1: his lobes. This is a little trick to try out
Speaker 1: during a passionate kiss. Started his lips, move your way
Speaker 1: around to his cheek and then over to his left
Speaker 1: ear below lightly on his lobes before nibbling, sucking, and
Speaker 1: licking them gently To increase the simulation, Gently move your
Speaker 1: way back to his lips and then make your way
Speaker 1: to the opposite ear. The ear lobes have hundreds of
Speaker 1: nerve endings and are considered by some as an orogenous zone.
Speaker 1: So flirty trick is near. So this forty trick is
Speaker 1: near guaranteed to give him a thrill due to the
Speaker 1: ear sensitivity. Increase your partner's pleasure by being as slow
Speaker 1: and gentle as possible. The ear kissing session will certainly
Speaker 1: drive him crazy. I brought them up because I recently
Speaker 1: just told you guys about my I wasn't gonna bring
Speaker 1: up my man. It was just gonna be on the couch.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why the couch has sustained. And that was
Speaker 1: just from him blowing in my ear. Oh you brought
Speaker 1: me back, bitch, I ain't gonna hold you. He must
Speaker 1: have saw the clip that Nigga tried to blow on
Speaker 1: my ear the other morning. I say, because a bitch
Speaker 1: wanted to be in control, and I think he saw
Speaker 1: how uncontrollable I was, and I was like, we're not
Speaker 1: doing that this morning, sir. You have a dick in
Speaker 1: my ass, you have a dick in my pussy, you
Speaker 1: have one in my mouth. These are all toys, by
Speaker 1: the way, and you're just filling all my holes. And
Speaker 1: now you also want to make me come from my
Speaker 1: ear because she might she might have parted that damn
Speaker 1: Dilda out if you know what I was just saying.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like the whole thing has an
Speaker 1: obsession with my ear lobes in the weirdest way. It's
Speaker 1: so annoying. Probably read the article. No, it's annoying. Why
Speaker 1: we have never laid next to each other, watched a movie,
Speaker 1: taken an airplane, driven in a car, done anything where
Speaker 1: we are alone where he doesn't start doing this. Oh,
Speaker 1: I rubbed my man's ears. He has to do this,
Speaker 1: and I think maybe he doesn't. I think he's just
Speaker 1: it's you know, but he doesn't do it to him.
Speaker 1: He does it to mine. Then his sister when she
Speaker 1: came to Mexico. Oh my god, bitch. I was so
Speaker 1: mad because I was like, damn, I felt like I
Speaker 1: got cheated on it. We're laying watch the TV. She's
Speaker 1: watching him about my ears and she was like, you
Speaker 1: still do that, and I was like, oh, you thought
Speaker 1: you thought you were special. And then he literally will
Speaker 1: tell me take your earrings off. Take the earrings off,
Speaker 1: Take the earrings off. I'm like, oh, I mean, especially
Speaker 1: because he did the same ship. Probably don't want your
Speaker 1: ear to get infected. Why would it get infected because
Speaker 1: he touches it. If he's rubbing it and the ship
Speaker 1: ain't like if it's an h and M area. It
Speaker 1: is so anoying first off, being your ear. Last, let
Speaker 1: me ask if basically trying to help you know, I
Speaker 1: kind of want to ask actually right now if if
Speaker 1: he if some part of it is sexual on on
Speaker 1: the show. I love that no one answered when you
Speaker 1: can't call him again? Double call bab, what's up? When
Speaker 1: you touch my ear lobe? He's on a zoom call.
Speaker 1: He ain't gonna be answer. Bit damn. Anyway, we're gonna
Speaker 1: get it too, all global decision now? Will you texted
Speaker 1: me that? But he's on a zoom He's on a
Speaker 1: zoom call. You can't listen to an audio. I don't
Speaker 1: care about you bring I didn't. I was saying it
Speaker 1: to the phone, all right, So y'all if you have
Speaker 1: listened to horrible decisions over the years. Not only do
Speaker 1: you guys love the solo episodes, I think a lot
Speaker 1: of that comes with our storytelling. So it's thry time. Okay. However,
Speaker 1: this bit of story to us, I mean, you think
Speaker 1: they're sick about there watching, But like, y'all gotta be
Speaker 1: tired of this, tired of who you? Because I gotta
Speaker 1: ni that they've been tired of me for the last
Speaker 1: six months. But man, they gave it. The first six months,
Speaker 1: they was like, this isn't gonna last. She's the hole.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, Okay, we're a year in and
Speaker 1: she's so happy. The jig is up. The jig is up.
Speaker 1: So for this one, know, I wanted to bring out
Speaker 1: our imperfections. I wanted to talk about some embarrassing because
Speaker 1: this is what y'all love, this is what you love.
Speaker 1: You love for women to talk about how dumb we are,
Speaker 1: what you should ask niggas, and how we keep going back.
Speaker 1: So here we are. So for this one, the horrible
Speaker 1: decision for this week is why the fund did I
Speaker 1: put up with that? So I want right, I want
Speaker 1: us to get into any stories that we have regarding
Speaker 1: three different topics. So as women, our deal breakers change
Speaker 1: over years. However, for this one, I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: about stories where we dealt with people and for whatever
Speaker 1: reason we say. And if you have a telling story,
Speaker 1: please share with audience so they can know we two
Speaker 1: are dumbass holes. This is the only way they feel
Speaker 1: connected to us. No, I wouldn't know you got cheated
Speaker 1: on two. I wouldn't know you give up the pussy
Speaker 1: to a nigger. That's undeserving too that I probably got
Speaker 1: it by the time area. Yeah, oh are you so?
Speaker 1: For this one, let's start with let's start with the
Speaker 1: small leading up to the big. We're gonna start with
Speaker 1: eyes because niggas be lying. Wheezy. Can you recall a
Speaker 1: past relationship where you actually caught your partner lying? What
Speaker 1: were they lying about? And how do you know they
Speaker 1: were lying? Oh? My god, one time old day. So
Speaker 1: he has a hole gass friend. I don't think he's
Speaker 1: sucking her, but I just know she's like troubled, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean in terms. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you mean when she she's a home girl that is
Speaker 1: only in the friend zone because he put her there,
Speaker 1: but she want to be more. I don't think she
Speaker 1: wants to be more, Like she likes to his homeboys,
Speaker 1: like she just she does a bird, but she's fine,
Speaker 1: Like I don't I don't mind her, but but I
Speaker 1: already see the vibe when I'm around, Like, I know, bitch,
Speaker 1: just like this, she is a bird now right now,
Speaker 1: when she's around, it's like seven am nights, it's drugs
Speaker 1: all nights. Like she's just bad for business, right, So
Speaker 1: I told him it's someone's ontown, because you need to
Speaker 1: tell me. I was like, because I know when you
Speaker 1: be out with that whole you'd be acting a fool
Speaker 1: because she got ho ass friends, and you need to
Speaker 1: tell me if you wanted her hold as friends, because
Speaker 1: you'd be having me a friend of his bitch, and
Speaker 1: you can't be sucking her home ass friends when you
Speaker 1: know she'd be around us, like she came to Mexico
Speaker 1: and was like staying by or whatever. Like she's cool,
Speaker 1: but I know her friends ain't shit, and he's her
Speaker 1: friend first, so of course you don't let him smash friends.
Speaker 1: So he's like, babe, why would I not tell you
Speaker 1: if she was around? Is this the girl that in
Speaker 1: the beginning came by the apartment. No, okay, he's never
Speaker 1: sucked her. Okay, this girl? So uh lies this nick ship.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be so mad. I told this story, but
Speaker 1: I don't even So. It's a Tuesday night, and you
Speaker 1: know when you just know a niggline, he has a
Speaker 1: Tuesday night. Yes, he's built out in his own closet
Speaker 1: right now, this is you know, I'm an FBI. He's
Speaker 1: built out his own closet. So the acoustics in the
Speaker 1: closet are different. How do I know this Because I've
Speaker 1: been digging this nick almost three years and I know
Speaker 1: I know not you know the acoustics of this closet.
Speaker 1: It's because I've done drops in there for horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: It's so I know the acoustics of your positive nig
Speaker 1: he is in the closet telling me he's in the
Speaker 1: bed going to bed, when I know he lied because
Speaker 1: the soundproofing is totally different. Right. Maybe maybe he's a
Speaker 1: wife signal, so I'm like, you're going to be okay,
Speaker 1: and it sounds so sound true because I've had to
Speaker 1: do like horrible decisionship in it. Maybe he closed his window.
Speaker 1: He's a liar. So I know she in town because
Speaker 1: I didn't see it on her story and I was like, damn, Now,
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm stalking. We're friends, but you're still
Speaker 1: set it for I see her story. She's just saying
Speaker 1: he's acoustics was different. Let me check her story. A
Speaker 1: restaurant in Brooklyn when your whole ask be fucking niggas
Speaker 1: in the city because you ho win and you're trying
Speaker 1: to get my nigga to go home and go out
Speaker 1: to these litt underground parties with you and bitch, you'll
Speaker 1: be playing so Jesus. So basically, she uh, okay, I said,
Speaker 1: I know he lies, so let me wait until I
Speaker 1: need to do something. He's like, Babe, I'm just so tired.
Speaker 1: Mind ten thirty. I know the clubs don't start eleven thirty.
Speaker 1: So I was like, okay, babe, night girl, why I
Speaker 1: click on her story? I see a plant in the background,
Speaker 1: and I knew it was his plan. I said, how
Speaker 1: do you knowing the plants? Bitch? Bitch, what do you
Speaker 1: that's my nigga. We all have plants. Now know I've
Speaker 1: been there when the plant. I know the lighting in
Speaker 1: the apartment. So I said, okay, now he already got
Speaker 1: a lick cribs. Everybody want to come get drunk there.
Speaker 1: I know how it goes. So then I face timing.
Speaker 1: He don't answer. I was okay, he's gonna be funny.
Speaker 1: Then I face time this bitch I'll never call her.
Speaker 1: Then he calls me back talking about babe guests who
Speaker 1: stopped by. Nigga, I know your motherfucking lie? Did she
Speaker 1: popped in? How had my hair? Girl? No, fuck you,
Speaker 1: that's exactly what I said, bitch you line. I said,
Speaker 1: you need to go back in your closet and talk
Speaker 1: to me. That's where you like to go, you know.
Speaker 1: He was like, I don't even know where you're acting
Speaker 1: like this. I was going to sleep, and then suddenly
Speaker 1: she came by, and now we're just gonna go in
Speaker 1: the background to other little how ass friends. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm doing the ship with you. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: I love when he started to lie, because then I
Speaker 1: feel less bad about my whole ship. And at the
Speaker 1: same time, like, you know, he ain't going nowhere, but
Speaker 1: what comes with a lot a great setup. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of things on my wish list, and he knows
Speaker 1: product bags St. Laurent. I'm not mad whatever it is,
Speaker 1: and frankly, you know, I don't want to purchase it,
Speaker 1: even though I can. Man, this is a very fucked
Speaker 1: up thing. Ladies. I am not telling you by any
Speaker 1: means you should accept gifts in exchange for pain? Am
Speaker 1: I really A putty? Would say you can't? But yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm saying like, am I really mad? No? Wheezy
Speaker 1: said I would rather cry in a rose voice. No, No,
Speaker 1: you didn't, like that's really what you're saying what That's
Speaker 1: what you're saying at this very moment, is that if
Speaker 1: you're gonna cry, you want to product, bag and exchange.
Speaker 1: That is what you're saying. That you're saying that because
Speaker 1: he didn't get scared to tell me about sucking at all,
Speaker 1: because that's where we're open about. He gets scared of
Speaker 1: the guests drinking at his He gets scared to tell
Speaker 1: me what I've noticed. He doesn't like to tell me things.
Speaker 1: And he's learned to be more open. And this is
Speaker 1: a while ago, but he's learned to be more open
Speaker 1: now about things that he feels like we'll make him
Speaker 1: look bad. He does not like to be truthful about
Speaker 1: things that will make him look back. And it's never sex.
Speaker 1: He'll tell me when he's sucking. I'll tell me when
Speaker 1: he needs a bush out of town. He might send
Speaker 1: me her Instagram. He's great with that. He cannot do
Speaker 1: it when it's something that will make him look like
Speaker 1: he's less than and he knows. Hanging with some young
Speaker 1: ass fucking bird bitch on a Tuesday night when you
Speaker 1: gotta work don't make fucking sense, bro, because I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you you're a girln ask forty three year old man,
Speaker 1: tell the bitch another time? Why are you doing this?
Speaker 1: Like that's how I talk? And so of course he
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna tell me, and so you know, anyway, that
Speaker 1: was a line asked naked that I put up with.
Speaker 1: But I love to hold my pussy out while I
Speaker 1: getting things I want. I love. This is my outline
Speaker 1: because we're just gonna go to the next one and
Speaker 1: we see. I hope you have another story because that
Speaker 1: was great. Um, you know what, let's go. And by
Speaker 1: the way, you can be as shady as you want.
Speaker 1: I told that story because I really don't give a damn. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know, we don't give a funk about what fans
Speaker 1: have to say about our relationships anymore. That's why you
Speaker 1: used to. But now I'm just like, I don't. Um,
Speaker 1: they're just mad that I'm so happy. UM. So here
Speaker 1: is another one. What are you looking for? But it's okay,
Speaker 1: I'll drink water. I should drink um. So the next
Speaker 1: one I actually have a story about. Um. This one
Speaker 1: is staying with a man after you found out that
Speaker 1: he fucked your friend. I wanted to know if you
Speaker 1: had a story about that. If you do not, I do,
Speaker 1: and I want to take this back to the era
Speaker 1: of black Berry. But but staying with a man that
Speaker 1: means he's your man and fucked her. No, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the nigga that I was super duper in love with.
Speaker 1: I wanted to act like I've talked about him on
Speaker 1: here here Jordan's I'll say his name. I'm so bitch
Speaker 1: my homegirl that used to do porn and he has
Speaker 1: to the one you can't stand. No, he never sucked her,
Speaker 1: but he wanted to act like he didn't know me
Speaker 1: and this girl were friend. You don't know the girl.
Speaker 1: She she wasn't white. No, he you saw his type.
Speaker 1: He likes thick bitches with ass um and it was
Speaker 1: just like, and I found out she was sucking him
Speaker 1: because back then he played for the Lakers. Did she
Speaker 1: know that, y'all were? So here's the thing, when you're
Speaker 1: friends with her as friends, they don't really know which
Speaker 1: niggas you really like because you're sucking a lot of
Speaker 1: niggas anyway. So I feel like when you're you're like,
Speaker 1: I really liked this nigga even though I was getting
Speaker 1: fleut out by like four or five other niggas. That
Speaker 1: was the nigga I really and when I was like,
Speaker 1: oh a bit a year in l A and so
Speaker 1: I called him out because he acted like he ain't
Speaker 1: know we was friends. But I was like, you follow
Speaker 1: both of us on BBM. Both of our abbeys was
Speaker 1: with each other, and we'd be talking to each other
Speaker 1: through our BBM note like each other on BBM, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not gonna act like you ain't know
Speaker 1: we wasn't friends. We're in pictures together. He wanted to
Speaker 1: act like mad people take pictures together, sir, you knew
Speaker 1: we knew each other. We hang out. She's been in
Speaker 1: my home and she got flew up by him. It
Speaker 1: was on my home, on my home, even though I
Speaker 1: mean it was a shared because I had roommates at
Speaker 1: the time. But what's crazy is this wasn't the only
Speaker 1: friend he fucked. He sucked probably like two or three
Speaker 1: other friends. And these was not threesomes. This was just
Speaker 1: he was a hoass nigga and he just sucked a
Speaker 1: lot of my friends near me. It's like, what are
Speaker 1: you finding in my life? Page right? And guess what?
Speaker 1: Like a dummy. I still loved that nigga up in
Speaker 1: till a year or two ago. I think the last
Speaker 1: the last time I really talked to him and was
Speaker 1: fed up was that Shirley Hello, this is Shirley Patreon episode. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: if y'all really want to hear the ts to how yours?
Speaker 1: Is that episode and the one where the dude, we're
Speaker 1: not gonna We're not going to let me wait for
Speaker 1: the Honestly, no, I was so poor. I went on
Speaker 1: a date with this guy. He was cute. The ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend showed up the college students struggling, and I was ready, like,
Speaker 1: oh nah, this is messy. I went to call it uber.
Speaker 1: It was sixty dollars, so I waited until the ex
Speaker 1: girl for left and I said, you need to take
Speaker 1: me home now of us and she wrote one of us?
Speaker 1: Like no, she wrote me the decision she wrote me
Speaker 1: it was like did he pay for that? SUSI? When
Speaker 1: you all went out? And I said, do I look
Speaker 1: like a bitch? That ain't painful? Date? Puss the home?
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't have the money to pay from
Speaker 1: uber home, which is why I waited for you to
Speaker 1: leave so you could take me. Hump, But those now
Speaker 1: she was part of freaking. Her name was Stephanie hephoni.
Speaker 1: Remember I thought it was head for me. Wait what
Speaker 1: I call this step you call it he for me?
Speaker 1: What you call her Stephanie? I call her headphonie. I
Speaker 1: thought it was happoni head like she gives me hephoni,
Speaker 1: not heavy for me. Let me talk, Okay, last one. Actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, Let's just get into the game, bro
Speaker 1: because we know I'm good for well, let's share that story.
Speaker 1: Why don't wait? When have you dealt with a broke
Speaker 1: nigga and continue to deal with him? Because I will
Speaker 1: tell you, guys, go back and search fella in bay
Speaker 1: on this episode. I was really he was fine, but
Speaker 1: I really like, what's crazy is I'm so glad I
Speaker 1: met him at the time I met him because I
Speaker 1: was an account in I just started seeing real money
Speaker 1: that nigga probably could have got moved in At the
Speaker 1: money I'm making now, I would have been good, but
Speaker 1: I would have deserved so much more. So I'm glad
Speaker 1: that I have who I have now. But I want
Speaker 1: you to share because I wanted. I want you to
Speaker 1: share because right now you've got money, you got options,
Speaker 1: and it's like you're choosing to deal with the brokenness,
Speaker 1: and I need people to like, really like because you
Speaker 1: you didn't love on one of the niggas you really
Speaker 1: loved because he was broke and we had to cut
Speaker 1: it out because you really liked him, and you were like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, don't let the world know he's broken.
Speaker 1: That's why he's not my boyfriend him now. But I
Speaker 1: have to be really grateful for that. Technically, if I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have sucked him and I wouldn't have shut up
Speaker 1: at that bar. Friend, Wait, did you know friends? They're
Speaker 1: not friends friends enough? What are friends enough? Dave Blink
Speaker 1: wants of yes, twice of no. Okay. When I met
Speaker 1: him hospital dick, Oh, I see, I wasn't gonna say
Speaker 1: his day now. Okay, he wasn't broke. This is how
Speaker 1: you know. She's like, I will talk to about you now,
Speaker 1: actually because you wanted to say because now I realized
Speaker 1: how like funked up a lot of ship was one.
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone's ever loved me like that.
Speaker 1: He's a really great man, cool, but he wasn't broke.
Speaker 1: He just wasn't at the same level as me. By level,
Speaker 1: I mean like a lot of the things that I
Speaker 1: would want to do may have put him in a
Speaker 1: weird position, and our lives just didn't match as much.
Speaker 1: I need to travel, I need to move if I
Speaker 1: want to go here. I had a felon he couldn't
Speaker 1: even go to Canada if I wanted to go to Toronto.
Speaker 1: But like I'm the type, like even when we were touring, right,
Speaker 1: like I want to like you can't you're working or something.
Speaker 1: They came to the tour No, but like I meant,
Speaker 1: not just New York. That's what came to one too.
Speaker 1: He came to Caroline, but I wasn't working. A man.
Speaker 1: I didn't see him. Then done been what this man
Speaker 1: looks like? I'll show you together. So we got a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, let's call it a little day back. Oh
Speaker 1: he's done. Let's see let's see this ear lobes. Shit,
Speaker 1: we don't. You don't need to put a hat on, okay,
Speaker 1: because no one is looking at you, sir. I just
Speaker 1: came from outside anyway. We was just talking about he
Speaker 1: wasn't ship. But really, the question is, Mandy had a
Speaker 1: horrid derve tip about ear lobes, and you are ridiculous
Speaker 1: when it comes to my ear lobes. Is that for
Speaker 1: you or is that something that you do because you
Speaker 1: believe it to be comfortable to her? What is your
Speaker 1: obsession with the earlobe? It's for me. I've been doing
Speaker 1: it since I was a kid. He didn't like it
Speaker 1: was a kid. Hold on, that was getting uncomfortable. Wait,
Speaker 1: you did get hard when you rub her ear. Low
Speaker 1: definitely doesn't get what happens. Relaxing comfort thing. It's like
Speaker 1: a yoga thing or something meditation. It feels good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels good to me. Did you lose weight? Your
Speaker 1: face looks slimmer, the beard is down. Okay, but so,
Speaker 1: but did you used to do it with like every
Speaker 1: bitch was with? No? Actually, so why your sister said that?
Speaker 1: Yes she did? She said nope. Actually we just so
Speaker 1: you know, we just out here and said she actually
Speaker 1: fucking hates when you touch her because sometimes you'll be
Speaker 1: going too hard. You'll be pulling like like dog. Last
Speaker 1: night last night, I was like yo, please, you know,
Speaker 1: and like a dude bites your nipple and you like it,
Speaker 1: but it's like whoa relax, Yeah that was hard. Put
Speaker 1: him back on the mike. That's how you be with
Speaker 1: the ear. I'm sorry, so other girls don't like it
Speaker 1: now most you have tried it, Yeah, but you you
Speaker 1: enjoy it. She just said she didn't, so she likes
Speaker 1: a year later. Oh babe, she lied to you. She
Speaker 1: told me before she'd be lying just apparently like you.
Speaker 1: We just talked about how you'd be lying, all right,
Speaker 1: by white lies and they were white women, by white
Speaker 1: You let him run the town with a Karen. Wow,
Speaker 1: what is she? She's like she white? That's okay, so
Speaker 1: real quick, Oh broke broke broken. Here's the issue. Because
Speaker 1: the Dick was so good and because he was so
Speaker 1: good at like showing up an other are he is,
Speaker 1: like he would fix things around my house, like there
Speaker 1: ain't one thing I'll built. If this studio while I
Speaker 1: was still sucking hospital, Dick, we would have been opened
Speaker 1: months ago. Amazing you were dating Dick and task private. Okay,
Speaker 1: but here's the issue. He constantly made me feel like
Speaker 1: my money and whether he could acknowledge it or not,
Speaker 1: my money was an issue. Like he would tell me
Speaker 1: things like I can't compete with you, and then he
Speaker 1: was saying to me like I remember when I was
Speaker 1: starting to get a show or TV show. We're just
Speaker 1: talking about it, right. This has been the works for
Speaker 1: a long time. I've been working in TV. He I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, you get contracted for seasons. No,
Speaker 1: you need to buy yourself out. You're not gonna be
Speaker 1: pregnant doing TV. You can't be pregnant on tour. You
Speaker 1: can't do this. Like I need to be with you,
Speaker 1: We need to be together. And that might be cool
Speaker 1: for someone else, but it's not cool for me. And
Speaker 1: he was just really intense, and it's like you had
Speaker 1: to sign a prenup with that nigger. He sounded like
Speaker 1: he was trying to get something. He wanted nothing from me.
Speaker 1: He wanted me, wanted to seem like he was sadman
Speaker 1: so that he could collect your coin. No, he didn't
Speaker 1: want me to work as hard, Like he didn't want
Speaker 1: me to do start jobs because he wanted to be
Speaker 1: with me and he thought his job was going to
Speaker 1: take care of you. That's how I felt, but I
Speaker 1: could never admit it, Like I could never admit it, bro.
Speaker 1: But sometimes like we would have conversations about like the
Speaker 1: life we would want and like you know, building things
Speaker 1: together in black generational wealth. And I'd be like, nig
Speaker 1: but you want me to work, But like, who's gonna
Speaker 1: get there faster. And I didn't mind that you don't
Speaker 1: own the place you work at. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 1: I just think that the expectations that I mean, it's
Speaker 1: weird because I mean me and me and my man
Speaker 1: have that conversation. Now he's much older, and so the
Speaker 1: type of women he's dated before me, we're more I
Speaker 1: guess traditional. And so when he sees he comes over
Speaker 1: and I'm fulfilling orders, I'm doing customer service. I'm making
Speaker 1: plans with you, I said, I gotta call it a lawyer.
Speaker 1: I'm dealing with networkship. I'm I'm doing our outlines. This
Speaker 1: is also new for him to see a woman in
Speaker 1: the space. And what's crazy too is even the way
Speaker 1: I spend as different from him. Like it was snow
Speaker 1: one day and I on my Gucci and he was like,
Speaker 1: it is snowing and you ring three shoes. I said
Speaker 1: that and he three hunting. No do they slides? And
Speaker 1: when even the amount? So for me, the only reason
Speaker 1: I don't know, no, not even the amount. I got
Speaker 1: so drunk at the pool party, uh Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 1: I get really drunk and I have to tell everyone
Speaker 1: I'm with Hey when I get drunk, if I buy
Speaker 1: the whole table shots, it's time to go. I was
Speaker 1: at this pool party with Bridget hurt Nigger. I got
Speaker 1: so drunk I ordered a surfboard of sixty shots. I
Speaker 1: don't know how much. Was yeah, okay, no, my mommy
Speaker 1: was like. My man was like, did you just see
Speaker 1: what you just signed? What are you like? He was
Speaker 1: so upset that I spent that much money on just shots. Okay,
Speaker 1: truth be told, yes, but but thought hunting shots. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie, you know what it? I mean, it
Speaker 1: was cool, but he was likest. He needs to have
Speaker 1: discussions before we go out because this he he hated
Speaker 1: that I spend that money because she wants to be something,
Speaker 1: but that's also something he wouldn't spend money on. And
Speaker 1: you have to be realistic. We talk all the time
Speaker 1: about material things too. There's money that Wheezy may spend
Speaker 1: money on that all look like, oh bitch, hell nah,
Speaker 1: I'll take my fashion nova like she'll spend three hundred
Speaker 1: dollars on jeans. But what the way these guys are.
Speaker 1: I'm a bus ride out of you fucking where the
Speaker 1: most expensive shoes shoes? But that's where I spend my money,
Speaker 1: you'll spend it on jeans. But when you date someone
Speaker 1: who's not materialistic at all, they're like, I could see
Speaker 1: where you could put this money on. This is interesting
Speaker 1: or interialistic. Like I think that's that's a really good point.
Speaker 1: There's something I get along with over really well, because
Speaker 1: we're both materialistic bitches. Now. The difference I think with
Speaker 1: Hospital Dick is he would like be over the top
Speaker 1: of about how I don't need this, I don't need
Speaker 1: that now updated niggas that make less money than me,
Speaker 1: and I'd be like, what do you think about this? Oh,
Speaker 1: that ship is fired right, Like get this or what
Speaker 1: about this? Or check out this store? Like even if
Speaker 1: they ain't spending that bread, they know about it. For me,
Speaker 1: when I was buying my watch, granted old bays got
Speaker 1: some watches like that, and I was talking to him
Speaker 1: about it with him but another nigger that I hate
Speaker 1: him up and he was like, yo, I just looked
Speaker 1: into it. You have to get this. You have to
Speaker 1: get that. Maybe you don't own a role lex, but
Speaker 1: ship you're lit enough to where like I could talk
Speaker 1: to that about you and my money doesn't make you
Speaker 1: uncomfortable that's the one thing with a broke nigga. Everything ortable, well,
Speaker 1: everything that that happens makes them uncomfortable and inferior. And
Speaker 1: in a in a in an era where black women,
Speaker 1: specifically our boss as bitches, and and every every fucking
Speaker 1: homegirl that I have now is trying to try to
Speaker 1: make a business, whether it be e commerce, whether it
Speaker 1: be a platform like this, whether it be a service
Speaker 1: to sell. Every woman that I know wants to do
Speaker 1: so much with with themselves that it intipidates the men
Speaker 1: that are just cool doing nothing or cool making just
Speaker 1: they're nine to five. Either I could be happy making
Speaker 1: this money that I make forever, and you were like, ill,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's enough now? How inflation? What do
Speaker 1: you think it's gonna look like in five years? I
Speaker 1: mean about I think that what I'm attracted to is people,
Speaker 1: not even men that want more. Actually, Brianda, I went
Speaker 1: shopping with her. I didn't want to because she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't have money for this or that and um,
Speaker 1: and she was saying it while we were like on air.
Speaker 1: So I'm not like trying to call her out or anything,
Speaker 1: but I knew I had to do something real shopping
Speaker 1: and I was like, bro, I hate to do that
Speaker 1: in front of people, and you and I just had
Speaker 1: a conversation about how niggas do that, and we were
Speaker 1: in so Ho just leaving the studio. She was like, weezy,
Speaker 1: I want to go. I need to see this. I
Speaker 1: need to get inspired because I know I'm gonna be rich,
Speaker 1: so I'm just getting ready for it. And she was
Speaker 1: so adorable and so cute, and every time she talks,
Speaker 1: she just talking to her future self. We go into
Speaker 1: the real real, right, which is if anyone's never heard
Speaker 1: of it, they sell like love the real Real. So
Speaker 1: we're in there and I pick up something it's like
Speaker 1: three hundred bucks, and she was like, I am so
Speaker 1: ready to be buying my and my three hundred all this.
Speaker 1: And she knows it's going to happen to her because
Speaker 1: when I get this, like that's how she speaks, that
Speaker 1: is not broke. Shoot well, but then you're man ain't
Speaker 1: and you're ready for your growth. And I love but
Speaker 1: for men, for the men listening, and when we say
Speaker 1: broken niggas, I know it's like a blanket general statement,
Speaker 1: but for women, and I think you and I are
Speaker 1: saying the same thing when it comes to defining someone
Speaker 1: as someone who's broke, it's someone who may be content
Speaker 1: and what they're making and we see more for them
Speaker 1: that maybe they don't see for themselves. And if you're
Speaker 1: just content and don't want to grow and don't want
Speaker 1: to make more, that's where it's just like I know
Speaker 1: that I'm going to outgrow you. There's no there's no aspiration,
Speaker 1: there's no motivation, and like, yeah, how are we going
Speaker 1: to grow together? If you're just good where you're at,
Speaker 1: everybody could be the best version of themselves. Facts. I agree.
Speaker 1: So instead of um, instead of homemail, I have a
Speaker 1: quick game, all right, since we're being toxic here, it's
Speaker 1: a would you rather? And I want to run it
Speaker 1: down quickly and if you have an explanation, please add?
Speaker 1: Okay you ready? No, would you rather data man with
Speaker 1: two kids and two baby mamas or a man with
Speaker 1: five kids and one baby mama? Two kids, two baby mamas?
Speaker 1: I think only because five kids is a lot of
Speaker 1: we were getting married. That's a lot about additional income.
Speaker 1: I think that if you're in your forties, two baby
Speaker 1: mama isn't crazy, Oh it's not. You never had to
Speaker 1: deal with baby moms I have, but like I mean,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have a new relationship, but now you're dealing
Speaker 1: with two women in stet of one. Yeah, but five
Speaker 1: kids is a lot of work. Okay, Okay, two kids
Speaker 1: is easy. We could do our Saturday, we can do
Speaker 1: our fland. Bringing babies over at a weekend, it's curry.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm I would be actually five kids,
Speaker 1: one baby mama, then two kids to baby Also think
Speaker 1: that for baby mamas. And I have to know, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not scared of women and baby mama relationships. Those
Speaker 1: are your kids. I want to be respectful as I can.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna work on your pace. Like I think it's
Speaker 1: very unfair when you're rushing a man to meet his kids.
Speaker 1: Like to me, it's not what he would do as
Speaker 1: a father. It's the women. So that's why you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. I have no gripes over kids or
Speaker 1: being a stepmother, but to deal with two grown ass
Speaker 1: adult women, hello what I have no gripes of being
Speaker 1: a stepmother, which I'm thirty now, might I've changed? I'm
Speaker 1: not twenty flying out to NBA players anymore. I will
Speaker 1: be a stepmother. Okay, Hi, next One, since we were
Speaker 1: talking about Brokey's um, would you rather here we got
Speaker 1: this is death though, would you rather data man with
Speaker 1: a hundred k in student loan debt or twenty k
Speaker 1: in unpaid child support student London? I'm I'm with you there,
Speaker 1: I'm with you there. One. It might be forgivable, but
Speaker 1: too forgivable to me that you're not doing anything for
Speaker 1: you your kids. Okay, same okay? Uh Two, And this
Speaker 1: goes to maybe your current lover. Would you rather data
Speaker 1: man who lives with his mom or data man who
Speaker 1: lives with two roommates? First of all, that wasn't convident,
Speaker 1: but I will say none of the nigs I'm currently
Speaker 1: live with their mom or anything fucking at this point
Speaker 1: in time. I did meet somebody who is fine as
Speaker 1: hell and told me he lived with his mom, and
Speaker 1: he was He said that in the first two minutes
Speaker 1: of us having drinks and you still had a second drink.
Speaker 1: But it was just kind of funny how he said it,
Speaker 1: and he was like, no, this is bad, so we
Speaker 1: gotta go to your house. That's what you did him.
Speaker 1: Yet there isn't yet. I don't know anything from him
Speaker 1: but his penis he's local um, and then what was
Speaker 1: the other one? Two roommates or two roommates. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: I'd rather two roommates. Okay, but I'm still last one,
Speaker 1: the last one before we get out of here. Would
Speaker 1: you rather data man who constantly cheats or data man
Speaker 1: who constantly asks you for money? You see how I
Speaker 1: went down. I was gonna say anything but cheats. So
Speaker 1: you would want a man who constantly I guess I
Speaker 1: meant anything but cheats? With that? Which one? What's the
Speaker 1: money for? He's asking you for money for survival at
Speaker 1: this point? For money it could be for baby, really
Speaker 1: want these shoes, or Babe, I really need to pay
Speaker 1: this bill, or babe, you won't be able to talk
Speaker 1: to me if you don't pay. I hate cheaters like
Speaker 1: I can. I really can't handle it. I have to
Speaker 1: have a real thing about to see. However, let's say
Speaker 1: he maybe lives in I don't know, Jamaica. We got
Speaker 1: a night of day fiance situation. Here you go. You
Speaker 1: see how she take it to the extreme. It was
Speaker 1: do you want a cheater or a broke nigga? And
Speaker 1: here she go, Well, technically, if he lives here on
Speaker 1: a visa and have to go back to this country.
Speaker 1: Maybe he can't get a job. Maybe that was that
Speaker 1: was the problem with Felling Bay. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And how good is he sucking made? I would say,
Speaker 1: you would pay some bills, you would pay for dick,
Speaker 1: so you cool? Wouldn't you having to pay for a
Speaker 1: nigga over a nigga cheating on you like he ain't
Speaker 1: my nigga. But I'll throw nigga some money. I understand
Speaker 1: you would throw nigga money that isn't your nigga. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna be with a nigga that needs me for money.
Speaker 1: You won't know until he laid a good down. Did
Speaker 1: he go mine? My man? I can't be the man
Speaker 1: that needs me to survive. But if I'm sucking, like
Speaker 1: let's say the dude to lud his mom, He asked
Speaker 1: me unt it all those and he mean you think
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna give it to all? Honestly, you just
Speaker 1: throw a hunt all it's cool? Three fifty? How long
Speaker 1: I've been sucking up? Seven honey? How long? She said?
Speaker 1: What if it's bombs? Fus thoughts she's thinking about it?
Speaker 1: Always asked me a trick as a bit. I say
Speaker 1: that because I'd give my friends money in a heartbeat
Speaker 1: if they need me, you know, Like now, I'm at
Speaker 1: a different point in my life where I can't help you. Granted,
Speaker 1: I do have to pay out everybody in this room first,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna help you when I can. I do
Speaker 1: believe that we should do that for our friends. Now,
Speaker 1: are my friends sucking me? No? So maybe you should
Speaker 1: have a different proof. I'm just saying that's fair. I
Speaker 1: see you. Would you cheat or money? Yeah that's great? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what about you? As long as he ain't having a
Speaker 1: baby or bringing back as TV cheat on me, I
Speaker 1: can't give you no money. The fuck. I will buy
Speaker 1: you a surfboard. Shots in a group of people. The
Speaker 1: sixty were not just for him? How many shots sixty? Tequila?
Speaker 1: Regular tequila? I'm sure it was house. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's crazy for five house if you think about it.
Speaker 1: Ten I was a shot we had for free. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know it still looked like a cold. I was drunk.
Speaker 1: How many shots sixty? Let me do the math. I
Speaker 1: just did the math. No, no, you see what I mean.
Speaker 1: I want to include gratuity. You're not doing that, so
Speaker 1: probably another hunt it? So six hunt it I can't
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Speaker 1: is your bit inside because y'all know that bitch say
Speaker 1: fuck is she? Uh? It was her fault. We can't
Speaker 1: deny or confirm that. But what I can tell you
Speaker 1: is no, I would not have three some pregnant only
Speaker 1: because I just don't want any energy, like additional energy.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be I'd want to be monogamous, so your
Speaker 1: baby would take the energy of the third person. I
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Speaker 1: like I don't want to put myself at risk to
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Speaker 1: a woman, you'll be eating pussy. That ain't got nothing
Speaker 1: to do with your pussy or your root canal or
Speaker 1: whatever it's down there in the baby part. I can't
Speaker 1: it is it's the canal for your baby, and the
Speaker 1: root canal Mandy, it's a rule. Did the baby go through?
Speaker 1: That's a rut? Yep, So our homemail this week Molly
Speaker 1: relationship invite but married to someone else. This is long,
Speaker 1: but hopefully it's good. Hey. Oh, by the way, there
Speaker 1: was a white girl that came up to me a
Speaker 1: Melrose trading post and she like comes up to me
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Speaker 1: guys so much. She's like, I sent in a homemail.
Speaker 1: I'm one of your seven but you and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: do we give you good advice? She was like, well,
Speaker 1: you and Mandy didn't really you read it, but she
Speaker 1: didn't really give me advice. But it's okay, it's totally fine. Wait,
Speaker 1: we don't be giving advice when we read homema. We'd
Speaker 1: probably just be talking ship. Oh because she really I
Speaker 1: was like, well, what what advice did he give? What
Speaker 1: homemild you? She's like, he didn't really get to It's
Speaker 1: bad she was twenty two years old. Oh she really
Speaker 1: needed an advice. Well, sorry, okay, hey, ho. First, I
Speaker 1: gotta say I love you both so much and I
Speaker 1: love the podcast and there's not a single person I
Speaker 1: run into and don't tell them about it. This is
Speaker 1: kind of long and maybe hard to follow, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try my best to condense it. A long one,
Speaker 1: you know I can't never follow. It's not that bad
Speaker 1: because it might be juicy. The title was good. Part
Speaker 1: one The Husband, So I wanted to get some advice
Speaker 1: about a situation I'm in currently. I've been married to
Speaker 1: my husband four years and lately the vibe been off.
Speaker 1: We've been arguing so much lately, and we spend no
Speaker 1: time together and he doesn't take me out. I've been
Speaker 1: depressed and just haven't been in the mood for sex. Now.
Speaker 1: I love him to death and we've had our good times,
Speaker 1: but the relationship isn't the same. I work two jobs.
Speaker 1: I'm in school. He worked sixty hours a week. There's
Speaker 1: no time for each other. We've been unkind, neither of
Speaker 1: us feel like we're benefiting, and we've recently got into
Speaker 1: a huge argument and it send it up ended up
Speaker 1: into a long text, real ghetto about how we should
Speaker 1: break up. Now we're on a break. So Part two
Speaker 1: The Polly and Right. Three to four months ago, I
Speaker 1: got a new job, and as soon as I got there,
Speaker 1: I had a feeling like it was going to change
Speaker 1: my life. And then I met a guy. They're so fine,
Speaker 1: but I never gave him this time a day because
Speaker 1: I was married. He's spiritual, and in the last two
Speaker 1: years I've become more in two with my spirituality and
Speaker 1: when I met him, I instantly knew his tea and
Speaker 1: there was an instant connection like undeniable. I mean, the
Speaker 1: energy we share is unbelievable. So fast forward to the
Speaker 1: present when me and him, when me and my husband
Speaker 1: to take a break, the dude and I started talking
Speaker 1: more and more. I asked him, just to bait him,
Speaker 1: if him and his girl were also spiritual. He said yes,
Speaker 1: and I said, so basically I should have married someone
Speaker 1: who was also spiritual. He said him and his girl
Speaker 1: are Polly and told me he has two sister wives,
Speaker 1: and I thought the convo would end there, but then
Speaker 1: he basically shot his shot, bitch. He said, when I
Speaker 1: was done, like completely done with my situation, to HOLLI
Speaker 1: at him and his sister wives and basically laid out
Speaker 1: with the relationship could be. And I was so shocked,
Speaker 1: but not turned off because I've never been against the lifestyle.
Speaker 1: My husband and I are in a space where we
Speaker 1: still live together, but we sleep separately. We are trying
Speaker 1: to work out our personal ship. So now the guy
Speaker 1: and me been exchanging pat crazy, passionate energy like I'm
Speaker 1: scared to fund because bitch, give big dick energy out
Speaker 1: of the world. And if he's so intelligent girl, and
Speaker 1: I can't even handle this, And he keeps saying things
Speaker 1: like we're gonna get together soon. You can meet your sisters. Girl.
Speaker 1: I finally broke down, gave him my number, texted me
Speaker 1: when he was free, and I told him when it
Speaker 1: worked to pick a date and we could link. He
Speaker 1: basically told me he'll give me the details. He's trying
Speaker 1: to surprise me with something, and I'm so intrigued. My
Speaker 1: husband is nothing like this. He's absolutely against my spiritual
Speaker 1: belief and the dude got me all in. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure I feel about sister wives, but I don't know
Speaker 1: where my relationship is going. There so much Gil, please
Speaker 1: give me advice. I'm sorry this was long and unorganized,
Speaker 1: but I really need help. I love you both so much.
Speaker 1: It had no period. What is what is the help
Speaker 1: asking for? Is she asking whether she should become a
Speaker 1: sister wife or go back to her relationship I'm confused
Speaker 1: with what she's asking. I think she is going to
Speaker 1: be so fucked up if she starts working with this
Speaker 1: nigga who has a healthy relationship with his other wives,
Speaker 1: because i'ming jealous that her husband can't give her that,
Speaker 1: and then let's just say she falls all into that,
Speaker 1: then she'll start not being able to handle coming to
Speaker 1: second or third. Then it's gonna be a whole thing.
Speaker 1: And he's fine, and he got a big dick. Possibly,
Speaker 1: so she just is excited about it. And it's also
Speaker 1: super easy to get excited about it because she's going
Speaker 1: through something with her husband.