1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:05,360 Speaker 1: Boom shaka Laca. It's our number three, and we thank 2 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: you for being a loyal p one, even though you 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:10,440 Speaker 1: don't work the overnight shift and you probably worked the 4 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: dreaded day shift. Here in our number three, we send 5 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:17,600 Speaker 1: this out to Spaccoli. Jeff t that's a basketball player. 6 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 1: Jeff t claimed Lebron James was a steroid guy. He 7 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: then tried to unring the bell, saying he was just kidding. 8 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,400 Speaker 1: How do you process this one now? Lebron defenders have 9 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: pointed out that Jeff Tigue's timeline doesn't check out. Does 10 00:00:31,560 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: that change things for you? And in baseball, manager Aaron 11 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,599 Speaker 1: Boone thinks the Yankee defense is fine. He defended it 12 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:41,879 Speaker 1: after another clunker in Toronto. How big a concern is 13 00:00:41,960 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 1: this in the Bronx. We'll get to that as well. 14 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:49,960 Speaker 1: Right now here, it is our number three. You said 15 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 1: what you can't You said no, you said that you 16 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:58,520 Speaker 1: can't take it back. There's no takebacks. Welc in not 17 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: beginning of another hour of the Ben Malor Show. 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As someone that has a big mouth, I 38 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 1: respect other big mouths. I bring up former generic NBA 39 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: basketball player Jeff Tague. Probably don't know who that is 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,600 Speaker 1: unless you're a basketball hard oh, he's not a memorable player, 41 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 1: but he did say something memorable. Jeff t went on 42 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:46,679 Speaker 1: a podcast discussion that went apparently off the rails. Off 43 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: the rails there recently wild ped accusation lobbed at Lebron James. 44 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 1: Did you hear about this? Perhaps not. Many people would 45 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 1: like you not to know about this. So in the 46 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:05,520 Speaker 1: latest edition of The Fledgling something called the Club five 47 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,520 Speaker 1: to twenty podcasts. I have no idea what that is. 48 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: I don't know anyone's ever heard that podcast. But anyway, 49 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:15,320 Speaker 1: Jeff Teague was asked to choose the best version of 50 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: Labron and he he said the Miami Heat Bron without hesitation. 51 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,839 Speaker 1: But they were a bunch of people talking, were going 52 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:28,440 Speaker 1: back and forth, and then he brought off the reason 53 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,239 Speaker 1: for Lebron as a Miami Heat player. This is again 54 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 1: a guy played in the league. Was a player who 55 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: went against Lebron James. Let let's go to the audio tape. 56 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: Take a listen. 57 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:42,360 Speaker 2: He was on steroids, bro, He had to sit out. 58 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,920 Speaker 2: He was on steroids for real, was on steroids, Bro. 59 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 2: I'm allegedly, but like, he had to sit out. But 60 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 2: you all remember when they told him, like they plus 61 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 2: four was like he got everybody. They started chasing testing 62 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 2: for AGH and they was like yo, and he had 63 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 2: to sit out, like he said, his back was her 64 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,440 Speaker 2: and he set out for like three weeks and he 65 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:06,600 Speaker 2: came back skinny. This was just I was in the league, 66 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 2: I remember, and he came back and he was he 67 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 2: was crazy though it might have been the best bron 68 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:14,120 Speaker 2: bro all right, Bro. 69 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,800 Speaker 1: I liked that he mixed the allegedly in like that'll 70 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: get him out of jail. All right. So the money 71 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: quote as you heard there, they started testing for HGH 72 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: and he had to sit out his back. They said 73 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 1: his back was hurting, and he sat out for three 74 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:30,800 Speaker 1: weeks and came back skinny. Now, shortly after those comments 75 00:04:30,839 --> 00:04:33,599 Speaker 1: went viral. I mean, I had buddies of mine all 76 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:35,840 Speaker 1: over the place, my radio friends. Did you see what 77 00:04:35,920 --> 00:04:37,880 Speaker 1: Jeff Tiek said? I said, who the hell is Jeff Tig? 78 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: Don't you see what he said? Oh my god, you're 79 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:41,160 Speaker 1: gonna start your show with this? Well, obviously I didn't 80 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:43,200 Speaker 1: start the show with this because Jeff Tigue after this 81 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,359 Speaker 1: went viral, he tried to we went on Instagram, he 82 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:50,720 Speaker 1: tried to clarify. He claimed he was just joking. Just joking. 83 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question Jeff Tigue claiming that 84 00:04:56,960 --> 00:05:01,080 Speaker 1: Lebron was a steroid guy, and then he tried to 85 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:04,680 Speaker 1: unring the bell. Tried to unring the bell. How do 86 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:10,720 Speaker 1: you process this one? So I've got ray bands, Antarctica, 87 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:16,159 Speaker 1: and health insurance, and we'll connect all of this together 88 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: and we'll say hello to Blind Scott, who's been on 89 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:22,680 Speaker 1: hold the entire show. All right now, first of all, 90 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 1: keeping track of this story because I have no life. 91 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: This is what I do as I look for things 92 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: that I might want to talk about on the show 93 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: during the day. So I got whiplash on this one. 94 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:35,760 Speaker 1: In a literally a nano second. Do you know how 95 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 1: short a nanosecond is? In a nanosecond, Jeff Tge went 96 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: from full Kamakazi on King James to backpedaling like Prime 97 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: Dion Sanders back in the day, Right, just like that, 98 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: Tigue Another's little cute Little Jock podcast where the guys 99 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:56,400 Speaker 1: sit around talk about the glory days and all that, 100 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,359 Speaker 1: and he drops this just very casual in conversation comment 101 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,680 Speaker 1: about Lebron James being on steroids with the Miami Heat, 102 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:07,400 Speaker 1: just a throwaway line like he's ordering some takeout food 103 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,640 Speaker 1: on door dash and and then he pulls out the 104 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,520 Speaker 1: classic psych in your face. I was just playing man. 105 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 1: Of course. I happened to have a PhD. I bought 106 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,160 Speaker 1: it online. I have a PhD in the ancient art 107 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 1: of sarcasm. I like to dabble in the art of sarcasm. 108 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:30,799 Speaker 1: And this is not that right. We believe that Jeff 109 00:06:30,839 --> 00:06:33,159 Speaker 1: t did the thing you can't do at the time. 110 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 1: You can't do it, he said the quiet part out loud. 111 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:40,159 Speaker 1: Now would love to have been a fly in the wall. 112 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:46,400 Speaker 1: When the phone started ringing, ring ring. Hey, hey, Jeff, 113 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,360 Speaker 1: it's it's your your agent here. Yeah, it was going on. 114 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:52,599 Speaker 1: Yeah so you did a podcast, Yeah I did. I 115 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,640 Speaker 1: did it the other day. Yeah. So apparently he said 116 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,479 Speaker 1: Lebron is Lebron's doing so? Yeah, yeah, I said that. 117 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:02,239 Speaker 1: Who cares. Well, there's maybe some dudes in dark suits 118 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:04,479 Speaker 1: that would like to talk to you, you know. Click and 119 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 1: then the guys in ray bands in the SUVs that 120 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: the black SUVs pull up to the door. They give 121 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 1: Jeff Tigue in my head a friendly reminder. They say, hey, hey, Jeff, 122 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:15,960 Speaker 1: you know we've got the ray bands, We've got the 123 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:19,400 Speaker 1: suits on that movie Men in Black that was actually 124 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,480 Speaker 1: not that was not drama, that was real. Uh you 125 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 1: know the old fiction nonfiction that was that was nonfiction. 126 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: And Lebron is a Listen, Lebron's a multi billion dollar 127 00:07:29,520 --> 00:07:33,840 Speaker 1: global asset. Nobody knows who you are. Zip it l zippo, 128 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:38,160 Speaker 1: all right now. Secondly, so the Lebron defenders pointing out 129 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 1: that there are some flaws in Jeff Tigue's timeline that 130 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: it doesn't check out, So does that change things? So 131 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,920 Speaker 1: for me, it's not in any measurable way, it's not 132 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:55,480 Speaker 1: with the story. Listen, And it is true Tigue's memory 133 00:07:55,680 --> 00:07:59,120 Speaker 1: was apparently off. The NBA did not start testing for 134 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:04,360 Speaker 1: HGH until Lebron was back in Cleveland. But it doesn't 135 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: change the overall narrative, like this is not new. The 136 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:15,800 Speaker 1: whispers about Lebron having magic beans wink wink or special 137 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: recovery juice, what's in the juice that's not pineapple juice? 138 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:24,400 Speaker 1: The wolverine level healing powers of Lebron, they've been out 139 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: there for a long time, years ago. I was fortunate 140 00:08:27,160 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 1: enough when I was doing my website, I befriended some 141 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:33,760 Speaker 1: big time gossip writers that for some reason became friends 142 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:37,000 Speaker 1: of mine and not good friends, you know, fake friends, 143 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 1: work friends. And I went to a ret I actually 144 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,840 Speaker 1: had power luncheon with a very powerful writer. This is 145 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: past so far ago, I can tell the story now. 146 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:50,880 Speaker 1: So we went. He wanted to meet me for lunch, 147 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,640 Speaker 1: so we had like a power lunch, and he was 148 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:56,720 Speaker 1: telling me about his his time as a investigative reporter 149 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 1: and whatnot. And he had said, and this is a 150 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:03,520 Speaker 1: long early in Lebron's career, said that there had been 151 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: a story that he had been following and he didn't 152 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:09,839 Speaker 1: have enough to go with it. But he because at 153 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,320 Speaker 1: that time, you actually had journalistic standards, which you don't 154 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:16,400 Speaker 1: have anymore. But he said that at that time there 155 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 1: were two people that they were pretty sure were doing steroids, 156 00:09:19,679 --> 00:09:21,880 Speaker 1: but they didn't have the smoking gun. And one of 157 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:24,600 Speaker 1: them was Lebron. The other was Tiger Woods, and this 158 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,640 Speaker 1: guy was committed. Now this is we got we almost 159 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:30,000 Speaker 1: got it. We're not quite there yet. So this this 160 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:34,160 Speaker 1: is like I'm going back probably seventeen eighteen years ago. 161 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 1: I had a long time. I had a long time ago, 162 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:43,760 Speaker 1: and so it's been out there. However, God forbid anyone 163 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:46,120 Speaker 1: in the mainstream or not mainstream media. I'm on in 164 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,400 Speaker 1: the middle of the night. God knows ninety nine percent 165 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:51,640 Speaker 1: of people are sleeping right now. The mainstream media does 166 00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:56,600 Speaker 1: not go there. You bring up peds and Lebron in 167 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:59,040 Speaker 1: the same sentence, and you were on the knotty list. 168 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 1: Can't you know what? Cannot do it. There was some 169 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:04,800 Speaker 1: guy and the w or the UFC wrap the UFC 170 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:07,319 Speaker 1: that a couple of years ago named Lebron said he 171 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:10,320 Speaker 1: knew the guy Lebron was getting the drugs from and 172 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,520 Speaker 1: that story was Barry Like, if you do that, you 173 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,520 Speaker 1: are not allowed to be part of the cool club's 174 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,920 Speaker 1: you know, the cool kids club. You're you're on like 175 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:22,480 Speaker 1: a watch list. And to bring up Lebron in the 176 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:26,040 Speaker 1: mainstream and steroids, it is a kin to talking about 177 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:28,840 Speaker 1: Area fifty one or the moon landing, or why no 178 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,360 Speaker 1: one's allowed to explore Antarctica right because there's a apparently 179 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,920 Speaker 1: that's where the UFOs are and all that the great 180 00:10:34,920 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 1: conspiracies like these things are talked about on over on 181 00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:40,679 Speaker 1: coast to coast with our friend George Nori. Those things are, 182 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 1: but in sports radio there's certain things that are not allowed, 183 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,320 Speaker 1: like Lebron during the day it doesn't really come out 184 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,520 Speaker 1: very much at all during the day, Right. It's one 185 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,199 Speaker 1: of those things you get close to the truth and 186 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:54,040 Speaker 1: suddenly the hard drive that you have gets wiped out, 187 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,960 Speaker 1: your WiFi stops working, and like, like Jeff t he 188 00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: didn't make a I think he made a mistake. Like 189 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,960 Speaker 1: you're not supposed to say that you messed with Lebron. 190 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 1: You're not supposed to say that publicly. And Lebron's one 191 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:09,600 Speaker 1: of these guys, he's too big to failt Now my argument, 192 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:13,079 Speaker 1: and this is my counter argument to what Jeff Teek said. 193 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 1: I truly believe Lebron is one of those athletes. If 194 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:21,000 Speaker 1: he got caught red handed, if Lebron was videoed injecting 195 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:26,440 Speaker 1: testosterone into his Badonka donk while bathing in deer antler 196 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,240 Speaker 1: spray and rubbing the clear in the cream he got 197 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:34,839 Speaker 1: from Barry Bonds that special lotion on his elbows, the NBA, 198 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:38,000 Speaker 1: I would say, listen, this is league approved. It's a 199 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:42,960 Speaker 1: new therapy, it's a exploratory therapy, and it's actually sponsored 200 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 1: by Gatorade and Disney Plus it's all good, it's all kosher. 201 00:11:47,679 --> 00:11:51,000 Speaker 1: Like that's the same league that has spent over a decade. Well, 202 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,280 Speaker 1: I guess it's over now. They spent over a decade 203 00:11:53,360 --> 00:11:57,480 Speaker 1: pretending that load management was not destroying the product. It's 204 00:11:57,520 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: the same league years ago. The famous story about Michael 205 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:04,120 Speaker 1: Jordan who got involved in some gambling and then all 206 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,400 Speaker 1: of a sudden decided to retire in the prime of 207 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:10,360 Speaker 1: his career to go play baseball in Birmingham, Alabama and 208 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:14,440 Speaker 1: ride buses until the suspension was over. Wink wink, nod 209 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,720 Speaker 1: nod by David Stern, and then came back to the NBA. 210 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,960 Speaker 1: So there's certain people that are just too big. It's 211 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:24,440 Speaker 1: not gonna Maybe when Lebron's done washed up at the 212 00:12:24,559 --> 00:12:26,920 Speaker 1: end meeting he's not playing anymore, stuff like that will 213 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:31,400 Speaker 1: come out. I've heard it for almost twenty years. Like 214 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,800 Speaker 1: I don't have any prove I just keep hearing it. 215 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,600 Speaker 1: You keep hearing something, you tend to think there's something there, 216 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:40,360 Speaker 1: there's a there there all right now, final fuck to 217 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,760 Speaker 1: baseball we go, and you look around baseball. We are 218 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,120 Speaker 1: in the dog days, arf, We are in the dog 219 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 1: days of baseball. Here. The dog that was not Willis, 220 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,880 Speaker 1: by the way, that was a different dog. That was 221 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:55,280 Speaker 1: Moxieff herf that was a moxie barking. So in baseball, 222 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,040 Speaker 1: the Tigers sock. They got swept by the Pirates. The 223 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,960 Speaker 1: Dodgers blow, they lost eleven of the last fifteen games. 224 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,520 Speaker 1: They think nothing's wrong their bullpens, but they can't throw 225 00:13:04,559 --> 00:13:07,600 Speaker 1: strikes to save their life. They rarely play good defense. 226 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:10,240 Speaker 1: They don't. They don't have more than three or four 227 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: guys that can hit. Half the other guys suck. And 228 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:17,080 Speaker 1: so the Yankees also have had their problems. They just 229 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: got smoked, didn't get swept, but they didn't play well. 230 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,440 Speaker 1: In Toronto, New York had not one, not two, not three, 231 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:28,000 Speaker 1: but four four errors at the stadium formerly known as 232 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:32,920 Speaker 1: the SkyDome in Toronto. And so New York had four errors. 233 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 1: They lost to the Blue Jays, and then they continue 234 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:40,240 Speaker 1: to look very blah, and they look they're looking up 235 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,960 Speaker 1: as the Blue Jays are leading the American leagues, which 236 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:48,679 Speaker 1: led to Aaron Boone saying, I think we have a 237 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:52,680 Speaker 1: very good defensive club. Now that is a money quote. 238 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 1: The Yankees have been anything but a good defensive club. 239 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,800 Speaker 1: They've had particular problems with the Blue Jays. They say 240 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:02,640 Speaker 1: they see the Blue Jay logo and immediately they forget 241 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:06,320 Speaker 1: how to catch the ball. So let's play off that 242 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:10,040 Speaker 1: that's a good pivot point. So manager Aaron Boone defending 243 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:16,760 Speaker 1: the New York Yankees defense after another clunker. How big 244 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:22,200 Speaker 1: a concern is this? In the Bronx SA they talk 245 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 1: about the Bronx Zoo, they talk about that. How about 246 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,440 Speaker 1: the House of Horrors? The Yankees defense? This is another 247 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,080 Speaker 1: one of those stories that's not new. The Yankees defense 248 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 1: has been leaky for years. And when you think about 249 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:40,280 Speaker 1: like health insurance, they would call this a pre existing 250 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:44,640 Speaker 1: condition is what they would call. The Yankees literally cost 251 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:49,440 Speaker 1: themselves a chance at the World Series, the World Championship 252 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:54,320 Speaker 1: against the Dodgers because they kicked the ball all over 253 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:58,800 Speaker 1: Yankee Stadium. You had Edward Scissors Hands playing center field, 254 00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,640 Speaker 1: otherwise known as Aaron Judge, and also Anthony Volpy Oops, 255 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,240 Speaker 1: Anthony oops, vaulpy at short stuff. Take your pick. And 256 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:09,200 Speaker 1: it's the same story this season as it was last season. 257 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,560 Speaker 1: Nothing has changed. It's been this way for multiple years. 258 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: The Yankees have all this money, they have all the 259 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:19,120 Speaker 1: star players, and yet they cannot make offen the routine play. 260 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,480 Speaker 1: It's like they have this allergy. They're allergic to the 261 00:15:23,520 --> 00:15:26,320 Speaker 1: fundamentals of baseball, and these guys are so locked in. 262 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 1: And it's not just this in the Dodgers, I feel 263 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,680 Speaker 1: with the same way. These teams are locked in on 264 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:34,400 Speaker 1: the launch angle, the exit v low, the spin rate. 265 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 1: But what about knowing how to hit the cutoff man right? 266 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:42,080 Speaker 1: What about that, Oh, you're just an old that you're 267 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 1: a boomer, Benny the boomer call them Benny the boomer. 268 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:52,600 Speaker 1: Fundamentals don't matter in today's game. And that's the boring part. 269 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,480 Speaker 1: Who cares about the nerds that have overtaken baseball and 270 00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 1: all these front offices. They're too busy calculating me optimal backpath, uh, 271 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 1: you know, where to swing on a two to zero count, 272 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:08,440 Speaker 1: instead of teaching their players how to field a ground 273 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,560 Speaker 1: ball and not throw the ball in the dirt to 274 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,360 Speaker 1: first base, right field the ground ball two outs in 275 00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:17,400 Speaker 1: the ninth close to the game. Now, Meanwhile, you look 276 00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:21,080 Speaker 1: at teams like the Brewers and the Blue Jays, for example, 277 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,440 Speaker 1: and these are team the Bushs do spend a fair 278 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: amount of the Brewers don't in comparison, and yet you 279 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,840 Speaker 1: look at how they play and they put the ball 280 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:34,760 Speaker 1: in play. Amazing. What happens? This is such an old take, 281 00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,200 Speaker 1: and it's it's relevant again. If you put the ball 282 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,480 Speaker 1: in play against a bad defensive team, this is gonna 283 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,360 Speaker 1: blow your mind. This is what I'm about to say, 284 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,520 Speaker 1: is gonna blow your mind. If you put the ball 285 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,960 Speaker 1: in play against a bad defensive team, you put pressure 286 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 1: on the defense, you force errors. It's not complicated. I'm 287 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 1: not that smart, but I know this. You apply pressure, 288 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,840 Speaker 1: and if you apply pressure, the crack start to show. 289 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,920 Speaker 1: Because defense matters if you put the ball in play, 290 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,600 Speaker 1: and if you strike out all the time, it doesn't matter. 291 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,240 Speaker 1: And like look at the Red Sox and other's the 292 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:12,439 Speaker 1: Red Sox their catcher doesn't even know the rules of catching, 293 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:15,879 Speaker 1: and it's fascinating, Like Alice Cord doesn't teach it, he 294 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,720 Speaker 1: doesn't Carry's just out, you know, eating, you know, appetizer's 295 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,440 Speaker 1: an happy hour. He's not worried about that because that's 296 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:27,879 Speaker 1: not analytics right. For them, it's about playing the probabilities 297 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,399 Speaker 1: and that's what matters here. Whatever the computer says, it 298 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 1: says defense doesn't matter. Spoiler alert. The eyes tell you 299 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,800 Speaker 1: something else. The eye test says something different to me. Right, 300 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:42,560 Speaker 1: you give teams four or five outs, and what do 301 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: you think happens. That's right, it's kaboom. You lose games. 302 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,399 Speaker 1: It's simple and mark my words. And I'm never wrong 303 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,159 Speaker 1: about this. This Yankee team is going to implode in 304 00:17:57,240 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 1: October yet again because they have not address the issue. 305 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:06,440 Speaker 1: The problem is still there. It is a poltergeist. They 306 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:11,720 Speaker 1: don't know how to play defense. Volpie sucks. Judge isn't 307 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:15,520 Speaker 1: that great a defensive player? Hell, I saw Cody Bellinger 308 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,359 Speaker 1: in that game in Toronto last night, who's actually a 309 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,440 Speaker 1: pretty good defensive player, even he took the stupid pills 310 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:26,080 Speaker 1: from the Yangies. He lost a ball in adult and 311 00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:27,879 Speaker 1: I know the roof was open in Toronto, but he 312 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,120 Speaker 1: lost the ball in the outfitld. It flew over his head. 313 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,480 Speaker 1: You know where the ball was. That's supposed to one 314 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:38,880 Speaker 1: of your better defensive players. Wild, It is the Ben 315 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 1: Maler Show. You want to comment on any of that? 316 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,679 Speaker 1: Nothing like some hot fundamental talk in the middle of 317 00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:48,440 Speaker 1: the night. That's that's quality. That's why I'm doing overnights. Well, 318 00:18:48,440 --> 00:18:51,080 Speaker 1: are you talking about baseball fundamentals? 319 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:51,680 Speaker 3: You loser? 320 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: I know, I know, I'm just a dope. I know 321 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,240 Speaker 1: time now though, for the malar riddle of that, you 322 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,720 Speaker 1: can call in at eight seven seven ninety of Fox. Also, 323 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: we have asked Ben coming up later this hour, But 324 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,119 Speaker 1: here's the Mallard riddle of the day. As part of 325 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:11,440 Speaker 1: a promotional event the Browns, the Cleveland Browns showed off 326 00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:17,280 Speaker 1: an oversized inflatable version of a new alternative helmet. Now 327 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:22,399 Speaker 1: moments after they pulled the tarp off a photographer blank. Again, 328 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,960 Speaker 1: part of a promotional event, the brown showed off an 329 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,440 Speaker 1: oversized inflatable version of a new helmet that they're gonna 330 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: wear this year. And moments after they pulled this massive 331 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:38,000 Speaker 1: tarp off a photographer blank. That's the malor riddle of 332 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:40,520 Speaker 1: the day. The answer, we'll get to it. We'll do 333 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:41,240 Speaker 1: it next. 334 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,920 Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller 335 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:47,479 Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 336 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,560 Speaker 4: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 337 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:54,080 Speaker 5: Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day 338 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 5: five to seven pm Eastern. But here's the thing, we 339 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 5: never have enough time to get to everything we want 340 00:19:59,040 --> 00:19:59,440 Speaker 5: to get to. 341 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,760 Speaker 6: And that's that's why we have a brand new podcast 342 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,600 Speaker 6: called over Promised. You see, we're having so much fun 343 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:08,320 Speaker 6: in our two hour show. 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There are more 377 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,200 Speaker 1: Mallord meeting reached to come before the end of twenty 378 00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:02,160 Speaker 1: twenty five. I'll let you know when those are set 379 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:06,679 Speaker 1: in stone. At least two or three more before the 380 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,040 Speaker 1: end of the year, after the very successful Mallard meat 381 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:17,280 Speaker 1: greet that we did back in Vancouver. If you'd like 382 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:18,800 Speaker 1: to be part of the show, say hello on the 383 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,520 Speaker 1: phones at eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. Also 384 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 1: on at Ben Mahler. That's at Ben Mahler, Lorena sitting 385 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,560 Speaker 1: the ones and the twos and the a's and the 386 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:38,560 Speaker 1: bs FSR Tech Queen on X and Cooper Loop uh 387 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:45,160 Speaker 1: fronco fan and now back Chris Hey, al right, back 388 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 1: to when we go and we will pay off the 389 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,919 Speaker 1: mallor Riddle of the Day follow up to the follow up, 390 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 1: follow up to the follow up. That would be David 391 00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:56,719 Speaker 1: aka the Fried Daddy. We were talking about the receiver 392 00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,640 Speaker 1: Antonio Brown, former NFL receiver who's on the lamb. He's 393 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:05,480 Speaker 1: in Dubai facing attempted murder charges. David says, there is 394 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: no statute of limitations on this. David, He's had some 395 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,560 Speaker 1: run ins with the legal system. He says, there's no 396 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,920 Speaker 1: statute of limitations on this bend. They know where Antonio 397 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:17,760 Speaker 1: Brown is, so when he turns himself in or they 398 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,960 Speaker 1: go get him, he will sit in jail until his 399 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:24,760 Speaker 1: first court date for bail. They will not give him 400 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:28,600 Speaker 1: bail because he's a flight risk. Book it. Ben Fry 401 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:32,160 Speaker 1: Daddy says, they will plea this down to assault and battery. 402 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,639 Speaker 1: They will give him time served because he will be 403 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,280 Speaker 1: sitting in jail until they wrap this up, probably five 404 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:44,080 Speaker 1: years parole also book it. So, according to Fried Daddy, 405 00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,680 Speaker 1: giving us possible inside skinny on how that works. Time 406 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,280 Speaker 1: now though, for the malor Riddle of the Day. As 407 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:56,159 Speaker 1: part of a promotional event, Cleveland Brown showed off an oversized, 408 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,639 Speaker 1: inflatable version of their new helmet in alternative helmet design. 409 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 1: Moments after they pulled this massive parp off, a photographer 410 00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:08,679 Speaker 1: who was there to capture the moment blanked. That is 411 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 1: the question. What is the answer? Let's see malaprop guy, 412 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,239 Speaker 1: he knows it. Let's see who else do we have? 413 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,360 Speaker 1: Choked on a cheese nip from Lady sideburns. Jay Dot 414 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:27,160 Speaker 1: in Utah says he found the Book of Mormon right 415 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:31,399 Speaker 1: there at an event alf the Alien opinter says the 416 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:36,200 Speaker 1: photographer lit the Cuyahoga River on fire. Milkman Mike and 417 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,480 Speaker 1: Colorado says he was eaten by the kraken. Is the 418 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:43,879 Speaker 1: answer the photograph photographer other did not like the helmet 419 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:48,840 Speaker 1: and stabbed it with a knife, that says Josh in Nebraska, 420 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,680 Speaker 1: Page Down Late Night drug tester says he set Lake 421 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:56,080 Speaker 1: Erie on fire. King Roy says he received a medal 422 00:24:56,119 --> 00:25:00,639 Speaker 1: for photography. Scrooge says he sunk to the bottom of 423 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:05,640 Speaker 1: the ocean. O Choe text though aka Keith from Deep 424 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,240 Speaker 1: in the Heart of Texas as a photographer laughed and 425 00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: farted simultaneously. Ferd Dog says he got the vapors. He 426 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,720 Speaker 1: got the vapors. Who else do we have donkey sausage 427 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:20,000 Speaker 1: said the guy just died, that's his sausage. Andy and 428 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,119 Speaker 1: Lino Lake says, I don't want to cheat. I know 429 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,399 Speaker 1: the answer. Thank you, Andy. You're a man of honor. 430 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,159 Speaker 1: You're a man of honor now you are. JT the 431 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 1: Wingman says he cut the cheese just like someone did 432 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,240 Speaker 1: on this week's Puck Podcast with Eddie? Is that true? 433 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 1: Somebody did Eddie fart on his pod hockey podcast? Man, 434 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,520 Speaker 1: what's Eddie's becoming a shock jock over here at that 435 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 1: Puck podcast? Unbelievable. 436 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,520 Speaker 8: You know, sometimes you think you can get it out 437 00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,879 Speaker 8: quietly and it's just not so. I bet that's what happened. 438 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,280 Speaker 8: I don't think he did it on purpose. 439 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: Those farts are tricky because sometimes you think they're just 440 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,720 Speaker 1: a normal small fart, and then they're like a wet one. 441 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,200 Speaker 1: And then other times you think they'll be kind of quiet, 442 00:25:58,200 --> 00:25:59,840 Speaker 1: and then they're loud and you don't think it'll smell 443 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 1: that much, and then they smell. They're very confusing. They're 444 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,760 Speaker 1: really the ninja of bodily functions, right the part. They 445 00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:11,159 Speaker 1: really are. Mark in Santa Monica says he yelled no 446 00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:15,680 Speaker 1: because it was so ugly. The photographer cut off Luke's 447 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,520 Speaker 1: hand from a guy named Luke, soiled himself laughing, said 448 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:23,520 Speaker 1: Johnny Q. That's the answer. All right, that's enough. Do 449 00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:24,840 Speaker 1: you have an answer, Lorraine? 450 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:28,760 Speaker 8: Yes, Ben, I think the photographer broke out in a 451 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:30,640 Speaker 8: Mama Mia dance routine. 452 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:35,280 Speaker 1: Mama me a dance routine. All right, that's incorrect. Turns 453 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:38,560 Speaker 1: are part of a promotional event. The Browns showed off 454 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:41,600 Speaker 1: an oversized, inflatable version of their new helmet design, the 455 00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,280 Speaker 1: Alternative Helmet MoMA's. After they pulled this giant tarp off, 456 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:50,080 Speaker 1: a photographer fell off the raft and plunged into the 457 00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:55,639 Speaker 1: waters of Lake Erie. He yell off the raft, of course, 458 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,520 Speaker 1: everyone using that as a metaphor for the Browns upcoming 459 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,600 Speaker 1: season and making mistake by the lake jokes and all 460 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:09,280 Speaker 1: that and wonderful. And I'll never forget the great Hugh Jackson, 461 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:12,560 Speaker 1: old Brown's coach, who had to jump into Lake Erie. 462 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,600 Speaker 1: He promised the team would not replicate their one in 463 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:20,120 Speaker 1: fifteen record, And while technically they didn't, in twenty sixteen 464 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:24,040 Speaker 1: they were actually worse. They went oh in sixteen, And 465 00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:27,280 Speaker 1: there are so many remember when Brandon Whedon got caught 466 00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:30,320 Speaker 1: under the American flag. He was swallowed up like he 467 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:34,000 Speaker 1: was eaten by Moby Dick. And I was just wonderful, 468 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,199 Speaker 1: just just absolutely wonderful, great moments in Brown's history. And 469 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 1: the other thing about this, I noticed that the event 470 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:44,120 Speaker 1: was sponsored by Dude Wipes. Isn't that the perfect sponsor 471 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,919 Speaker 1: for the Cleveland Browns? A device to wipe your ass? 472 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:51,800 Speaker 1: Is that not just the perfect partnership? My god, isn't 473 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,639 Speaker 1: that wonderful? Wonderful one? Well, let's go to the phones. 474 00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:58,840 Speaker 1: Who do we have. Let's say hello to Enie Meani, 475 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:03,680 Speaker 1: Miney Mo. Let's say hello to Tony in the Bay Area. Hello, Tony, welcome, 476 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: hey man. 477 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:10,159 Speaker 7: Two things Lake Snell is called snell Zilla. The I 478 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,880 Speaker 7: say is called rules around crying like a little girl 479 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,840 Speaker 7: Zilla into the beautiful Latina hooker I've seen at the 480 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 7: Taco truck. If you ever see a guy in a 481 00:28:18,800 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 7: bear's hat and you think this Tony, blow me. 482 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:27,880 Speaker 1: Okay, thank you Tony. Hey. Sure a lot of hookers 483 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:31,000 Speaker 1: love the show. You know, years ago though I did 484 00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:36,119 Speaker 1: have there was a stripper from Houston that used to 485 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:39,840 Speaker 1: call the show up and pick NFL games. In the 486 00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 1: early days, I was doing the weekend overnights. There was this. 487 00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,240 Speaker 1: I don't know how that happened, but she used to 488 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,480 Speaker 1: call the show. I know what happened to her. I'm 489 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:51,080 Speaker 1: guessing she's They are good people. Yeah, they live a 490 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,640 Speaker 1: very important live strippers. I think that now became OnlyFans models. 491 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,640 Speaker 1: Let's go to Bobby in Florida. What's going on? Bobby? 492 00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,560 Speaker 1: Welcome Ben. 493 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,960 Speaker 3: Before I get to the reasons for my call, I 494 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 3: just wanted to let you know there were a few 495 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:12,000 Speaker 3: Lukes you guys forgot about. You've got Uncle Luke from 496 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:15,520 Speaker 3: two Live Crud, the rap group. You've got Luke Perry 497 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,800 Speaker 3: Rest in Peace, Beverally Hills nine O two and zero, 498 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,600 Speaker 3: and you're a man of a certain age, so I'm 499 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,560 Speaker 3: surprised you forgot about Bo Duke's brother Luke Duke for 500 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,520 Speaker 3: the Dukes of Hazzard. 501 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:30,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. The problem is, Bobby, I'm trying to be hip 502 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:33,400 Speaker 1: with the kids, you know, right right, I can't if 503 00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,360 Speaker 1: I mentioned Duke's of Hazard, I feel like that's too 504 00:29:35,600 --> 00:29:37,520 Speaker 1: Like all my references are twenty years old. I don't 505 00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,720 Speaker 1: want to go like thirty five forty years I got 506 00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:41,520 Speaker 1: to go. I got to keep it within like the 507 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,840 Speaker 1: last twenty years right. 508 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:47,840 Speaker 3: I understand the gentleman that wrote in earlier about the 509 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,480 Speaker 3: Blue Springs. That's absolutely your Manatee ghost two spot. But 510 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,280 Speaker 3: if you do go, you got to make sure that 511 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,000 Speaker 3: you're going in the wintertime because the manatees don't like 512 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,000 Speaker 3: the cold water out and the mangroves in the ocean, 513 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,680 Speaker 3: so they'll come into the springs where it's constantly in 514 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:07,200 Speaker 3: the mid seventies. And to that point, I want to know, 515 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:09,360 Speaker 3: how can we get you guys down here for a 516 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,240 Speaker 3: malor meet and greet in Florida? With all the p 517 00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 3: ones we've got down here. We've got freestanding poker rooms 518 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,840 Speaker 3: and casinos all over the state for Coop. There's Walt 519 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:21,000 Speaker 3: Disney World for Lorena. And we've got the villages for 520 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,440 Speaker 3: you and the missus, and I'll hook you up. 521 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:26,440 Speaker 1: How dare you, Bobby? That's a low blow. I bet 522 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:28,680 Speaker 1: Lorena don't even know where the villages are, do you, Lorena? 523 00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:30,480 Speaker 8: No, what is a village? 524 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:33,760 Speaker 1: It's a retirement communities? What it is? How dare you? Bobby? 525 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:36,520 Speaker 3: But uh, but if you happen to get down here, 526 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:38,080 Speaker 3: like I said, you've got so many t ones and 527 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 3: if you go to that I would. 528 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,920 Speaker 1: I would love to I would, I would love to 529 00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,640 Speaker 1: do that. I've been, I've been to Florida over the years. 530 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:45,080 Speaker 1: I haven't been in many years, but I would love 531 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:46,480 Speaker 1: to go down there. But the probably is such a 532 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:48,960 Speaker 1: large state. Bobby, do we go Central Florida? We go 533 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,720 Speaker 1: Son Florida. 534 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,000 Speaker 4: Yeah. 535 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 3: That My point is if you go to the central 536 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,280 Speaker 3: Florida area, everybody can come. It's it's going to be 537 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,840 Speaker 3: two three hours at the most. 538 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:56,640 Speaker 4: I'll go down. 539 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,600 Speaker 3: I'll pick up weed man hitpy. I lived just outside 540 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,720 Speaker 3: of Orlando, so if you guys fly into Orlando, you're 541 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,720 Speaker 3: central to everything. That Blue Springs State Park is maybe 542 00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,080 Speaker 3: about an hour outside of Orlando. Kermit's Key Line Bakery, 543 00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,160 Speaker 3: the place that they actually make the pies is right 544 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 3: next to Blue Springs, and you've got Boosey's right up 545 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,520 Speaker 3: the street, all the thirty minutes of each other. 546 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 1: So right, you're selling me, Bobby, you're selling me. 547 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 3: Man, even get down here? 548 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:20,800 Speaker 7: All right? 549 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,880 Speaker 1: All right, Bobby, all right, all right, yeah, thank you? 550 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:28,120 Speaker 1: I go away. All right, there's Bobby making an age joke. 551 00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:31,120 Speaker 1: How dare you? How dare Let's go to Andre though, 552 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,160 Speaker 1: who's next? He's he's warming up in the bullpen and 553 00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:38,800 Speaker 1: his dog Willis. Hello, Andre, Welcome Andre. 554 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,200 Speaker 9: He has been great to be with you. Now now listen, 555 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,920 Speaker 9: Willis is here. He's chilling right now. He might get 556 00:31:44,960 --> 00:31:48,360 Speaker 9: he might get motivated. We shall see. Went out for 557 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,520 Speaker 9: the walk, had a good stroll. The nice weather has returned. 558 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:51,960 Speaker 5: Now. 559 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,160 Speaker 1: By the way, Andre, before before you get going, Andrea, 560 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,360 Speaker 1: I got an email from a guy who says, let 561 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:59,600 Speaker 1: Andre know that he's not a real cape Cod guy 562 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,400 Speaker 1: because you have to be born on the Cape to 563 00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:05,440 Speaker 1: be a real cape Cod guy. Your thoughts. 564 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:09,320 Speaker 9: Yeah, Now, neither I nor Willis appreciate that. And the 565 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,760 Speaker 9: fact of the matter is, I've been clear that I'm 566 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,520 Speaker 9: a wash sure being born in the great state, Yes, 567 00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 9: Willis cours being born in the great state of New Jersey. 568 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:17,960 Speaker 1: Okay. 569 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 9: So if you want to have this keep Cape Cod 570 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,719 Speaker 9: authentic type of perspective, that's fine. But again, going all 571 00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,120 Speaker 9: the way back to my great grandfather emigrated here from 572 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 9: the Cape Verde Islands. You know, I'm as Cape cape 573 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,000 Speaker 9: Cod has many other people given you know, all the 574 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,920 Speaker 9: people that has moved in from all different type of plots. 575 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,720 Speaker 9: But I understand what he's saying. But I've always been clear, 576 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,080 Speaker 9: great state of New Jersey is not my origin. And 577 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,600 Speaker 9: then you know, second half of the journey, I've been 578 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,200 Speaker 9: here on the Cape and Island, so I'll take that under. 579 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,440 Speaker 1: Your dog. Willis is fired up here, ready to go. 580 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:54,960 Speaker 9: You know, because he isn't like people casting dispersions, you 581 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:55,960 Speaker 9: know on the Cape Cus. 582 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,400 Speaker 1: So he's defending like a good dog, Like a good dog, 583 00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:03,200 Speaker 1: Willis is the defending his master. Andre. I liked that. 584 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:11,280 Speaker 9: Fending the validity okay of my extra Twitter hashtag. You know, 585 00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,840 Speaker 9: so I sport cap cut kit. I came up with that. 586 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 1: Dirty in my in my head, Andre, Willis is like 587 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,080 Speaker 1: your hype dog. He's hyping you up for the call. 588 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:22,360 Speaker 1: He's like, I got you, I got you. Keep going, Andre, 589 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:24,720 Speaker 1: keep going, Andre, keep going onre keep going Andre. 590 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 9: He's bringing the motivation, you know that based on the 591 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,720 Speaker 9: fact that the nice weather has returned and got down 592 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,640 Speaker 9: in the fifties. Last couple of nights, we're in like 593 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 9: a cool sixty five six, you know, almost seventy. So 594 00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:37,520 Speaker 9: I went for a good walk. He got his exercise 595 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:40,280 Speaker 9: for the day. So he's feeling good. He's a bit motivated. 596 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,600 Speaker 9: But Ben, you're talking about the situation in the NBA. 597 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:47,280 Speaker 9: You know, Jeff te has this podcast, he's casting dispersions 598 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,720 Speaker 9: frankly on one mister Lebron James, and then he goes, 599 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:52,440 Speaker 9: you know, as you know, now we would go deep 600 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,560 Speaker 9: into the rabbit hole. You know, Tyler tiger Wood name 601 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:56,240 Speaker 9: gets thrown into the mix. The fact of the matter, 602 00:33:56,480 --> 00:34:01,160 Speaker 9: you noted the clear point of demarcation and when actual 603 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 9: journalists broke stories and needed evidence to verify what they 604 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,320 Speaker 9: said so that when they when they went out front 605 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,880 Speaker 9: with their information. That issue is it's not good for 606 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,680 Speaker 9: anybody's business. So why would the NBA, why would ESPN? 607 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,480 Speaker 9: Why would all of these multinational corporations that depend on 608 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,880 Speaker 9: narratives and storylines and content do away with the individual 609 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,880 Speaker 9: who after Michael Jordan took the banner, took the mantle 610 00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 9: and empowers the NBA forward. It doesn't make sense. So 611 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,360 Speaker 9: just Tigue saying it it's good for clicks and you 612 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,000 Speaker 9: can kind of get your name out there, so on 613 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:37,040 Speaker 9: and forth. But there's gonna see absolutely no resolution in 614 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,520 Speaker 9: terms of whether and this is a serious thing going 615 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 9: all the way back to shoe Joe Jackson's right talking 616 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,640 Speaker 9: about having a competitive advantage. We kind of get brushed 617 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,000 Speaker 9: under the rug and the NBA you have here whispers, 618 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:51,080 Speaker 9: but there's no reinforcement where Actually it did cause a 619 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,680 Speaker 9: major issue for baseball and they had to clean it up. 620 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,640 Speaker 1: Yet, well, listen, Andre, I think the point is, like 621 00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,600 Speaker 1: you get to a certain level of celebrity, and it's 622 00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,919 Speaker 1: there going to make sure that you're okay as much 623 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,800 Speaker 1: as they can, right, whether it was you know, Kobe 624 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:07,600 Speaker 1: had his issues, they were able to work that out 625 00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,840 Speaker 1: with a plea deal back in the day, you know, 626 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,399 Speaker 1: tany you know, I'm sure he did no gambling. He's 627 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:16,040 Speaker 1: just really dumb and he's an idiot with his money 628 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,120 Speaker 1: and his interpreter was gambling and he had nothing to 629 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,000 Speaker 1: do with that. Baseball made sure that goes that went away. 630 00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,239 Speaker 1: And the Lebron thing. I mean, there's certain guys you 631 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,520 Speaker 1: can kind of get away with stuff and you're not 632 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,640 Speaker 1: gonna get in trouble and or not in any real trouble, 633 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:34,239 Speaker 1: and that's that. So yeah, yeah, I gotta go on that. 634 00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:37,120 Speaker 1: But thank you, Andre, and your dog Wills and ferg 635 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,399 Speaker 1: dog points out, remember when Willis used to be camera shy. 636 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,440 Speaker 1: Now he's trying to hog all of Andre's airtime. Shame 637 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:46,560 Speaker 1: on him. JT. The Wyman says, you gotta love Tony 638 00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,640 Speaker 1: in the Bay Area's commitment to the bit testing the 639 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,200 Speaker 1: dump button on a daily basis. Straight ahead, we are 640 00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:55,399 Speaker 1: moments away from ask Ben. Your questions are answers. We'll 641 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,160 Speaker 1: get to that for the rest of the hour. We'll 642 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:57,840 Speaker 1: do it next. 643 00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:00,320 Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Malor 644 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:03,960 Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 645 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:07,840 Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. 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It's now time 655 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,160 Speaker 1: for time more horry, how howey wait? Ask bad Twitter? 656 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,320 Speaker 4: Send us your questions on Twitter. 657 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:54,279 Speaker 1: Now they know where we go. It's asked Ben your 658 00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:58,160 Speaker 1: questions are answers for the rest of the hour, and 659 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:02,240 Speaker 1: now with the reading of the question, yesians the cool. 660 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:04,880 Speaker 10: All right, We're gonna start off with a question from 661 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:05,960 Speaker 10: Donkey Sausage. 662 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:07,040 Speaker 1: Hi, Donkey. 663 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,239 Speaker 10: He would like to know what is something that you're 664 00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,160 Speaker 10: terrible at but wish you could do well? 665 00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:13,560 Speaker 5: Uh? 666 00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,600 Speaker 1: What am I terrible at that? I wish I could 667 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:22,239 Speaker 1: do well? Let's see anything involving gymnastics, anything, Not that 668 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,680 Speaker 1: I want to be a gymnast or anything like that, 669 00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,680 Speaker 1: but I'm always jealous of people that have that that ability. 670 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,960 Speaker 1: That's like the first thing that popped up. You see 671 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,799 Speaker 1: people that are very good at manipulating their body in 672 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,360 Speaker 1: certain ways. I'm not great at that. What about you, Lorena? 673 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:40,799 Speaker 8: Yeah, somewhere between drawing and taking good photos. 674 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,839 Speaker 1: You take good photo You're very popular. People love you, 675 00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,480 Speaker 1: and the mald Militia is But. 676 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,680 Speaker 8: Do there's some people are so photogenic and it does 677 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,640 Speaker 8: takes nothing, like I have to work really hard. 678 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:52,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. I hate looking at myself. That's why I got 679 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 1: in the radio. It sucks like doing the TV show 680 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,960 Speaker 1: the last couple of years. I'm like, holy crap, I 681 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,920 Speaker 1: am so ugly. My god, what about you? Coop. 682 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,239 Speaker 10: Uh, well, there's plenty of things that I'm not very 683 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,560 Speaker 10: good at that I wish I were. Uh, but I 684 00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,640 Speaker 10: think that on the top of the list, I would 685 00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,160 Speaker 10: choose playing guitar. 686 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:14,800 Speaker 1: Oh, I'm having the music music ability? Yeah, I got you, 687 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,279 Speaker 1: I got you. Yeah. I knew how to play the 688 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,440 Speaker 1: piano a little bit, just like I could put my 689 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,880 Speaker 1: finger across the keys. My mom taught me that. All right, 690 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:23,719 Speaker 1: what's next? What do we have here? Alf? 691 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:26,880 Speaker 10: The alien opiner? Hi Alf, We would like to know 692 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,280 Speaker 10: and he puts hashtag ask band, hashtag ask Coop. 693 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,840 Speaker 1: So I guess he's yeah, you're out, Lorena. 694 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,720 Speaker 10: He says, does your spouse put items away in different 695 00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,560 Speaker 10: places than where they belong or where they've always been? 696 00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:46,040 Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah. So there's there's a lot of hey, you 697 00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:48,319 Speaker 1: know text, where is that thing? Of a jake? You know, 698 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,680 Speaker 1: where's the watch? McCall it? And she's usually pretty good, 699 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,840 Speaker 1: but sometimes there it's a it's a great it's like, uh, 700 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,480 Speaker 1: where's waldough thing? So it's it is inconsistent. How about that? 701 00:38:59,280 --> 00:38:59,960 Speaker 1: What about you, Coop? 702 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:03,279 Speaker 10: Well, it's not so much that she puts items away 703 00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:05,759 Speaker 10: in different places than where they belong. It's that she 704 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,160 Speaker 10: doesn't put them away at all. 705 00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,040 Speaker 1: Well, there's some of that too. There's some of that 706 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,000 Speaker 1: he's talking about, like laundry piling up that well, laundry. 707 00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:16,040 Speaker 10: And then like we have like there's a box cutter 708 00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,520 Speaker 10: that you know, we keep in the knife drawer, and 709 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,600 Speaker 10: she'll take it out of the knife drawer, open the 710 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,200 Speaker 10: box wherever it is that she is, and then just 711 00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,560 Speaker 10: puts the the box cutter down right there, and then 712 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:30,480 Speaker 10: that's where it stays until I have to find it 713 00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:31,000 Speaker 10: for us. 714 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,480 Speaker 1: It's the backup charger. Say hey, we're going on a 715 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,160 Speaker 1: weekend road trip. Where's the backup charger you had it last? 716 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:37,839 Speaker 1: I don't know where it is. It should be where 717 00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:40,840 Speaker 1: I put it. I don't know where it is. What's next? 718 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,560 Speaker 10: Late night drug tester. We'd like to know for everybody 719 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:46,359 Speaker 10: in honor of National Drive through Day, has your car 720 00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,120 Speaker 10: ever died while in line of the drive through? 721 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:51,320 Speaker 1: No? But I did get I did get an accident 722 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,040 Speaker 1: at the McDonald's over in Hollywood when I was a 723 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,759 Speaker 1: single lad at three in the morning. I was online 724 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,960 Speaker 1: at the There were two drive through windows. You pay 725 00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:01,960 Speaker 1: at the first one, you get the food at the 726 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,759 Speaker 1: second one. I was at the first window to pay. 727 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,880 Speaker 1: I had paid, I was waiting to move up, and 728 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,919 Speaker 1: as I was getting ready to move up, the car 729 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,040 Speaker 1: in front of me, driven by a sixteen year old, 730 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:14,959 Speaker 1: realized he forgot to pay and decided to back up 731 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:19,359 Speaker 1: without looking and rode into my car. It slammed into 732 00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:23,000 Speaker 1: my car. Oh, schmuck, Yeah, all the RAINA. 733 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,359 Speaker 8: I don't think so. I usually block out really traumatizing 734 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,040 Speaker 8: moments like that, But I don't think so. 735 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,600 Speaker 1: I understand. What about you? 736 00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:36,520 Speaker 10: Yes, I was in a rented Dodge charger and ran 737 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,320 Speaker 10: out of gas in the Arby's drive through. 738 00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:41,560 Speaker 8: Why would you go to a drive through when you 739 00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:42,840 Speaker 8: know you need gas? 740 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:45,880 Speaker 10: I didn't know how big the like reserve tank was. 741 00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 1: I thought I hadn't plenty of time. It's unfortunate. It 742 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,160 Speaker 1: was very embarrassing. 743 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,160 Speaker 10: I had to call my mom to come like, bring 744 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,840 Speaker 10: over a gas in a tank. 745 00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,080 Speaker 1: That's a dereliction of duties. 746 00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:58,440 Speaker 10: People had to back up out of the drive through. 747 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:04,560 Speaker 1: And Arby's, come on, not a taco bell and come on, 748 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,440 Speaker 1: all right? What's next? Bobby? 749 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,920 Speaker 10: And Florida wants to know what was your favorite childhood 750 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,680 Speaker 10: family vacation. 751 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,080 Speaker 1: Oh, we had a great time. We went on a 752 00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:15,400 Speaker 1: lot of like family reunion in Chicago. I have a 753 00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,040 Speaker 1: very memorable one being on Lake Michigan during the Fourth 754 00:41:19,080 --> 00:41:23,000 Speaker 1: of July fireworks. That was a fond memory. Phoenix, we 755 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,799 Speaker 1: had a a family reunion there. Those are a couple 756 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,960 Speaker 1: of big ones. What about you, Lorena. 757 00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:28,320 Speaker 8: I like going to the Lava Caves up in Oregon. 758 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,200 Speaker 8: That was really fun. 759 00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,239 Speaker 1: Okay cool. 760 00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:32,759 Speaker 10: I did a cross country trip with my mom and 761 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,320 Speaker 10: my sisters, and then we would also go to Laughlin 762 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:36,360 Speaker 10: every year with my dad. 763 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:39,919 Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yeah, very cool. They're just ask Ben