1 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:16,280 Speaker 1: Teen sports. I was having a business dinner in Texas, 2 00:00:16,480 --> 00:00:19,760 Speaker 1: and this is with some liquor guys, Like liquor guys 3 00:00:19,800 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: that make a nice living. They're not billionaires, you know, 4 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:25,640 Speaker 1: they're sales guys and they make a nice living. I'm 5 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 1: sure they have nice cards, but like they're not flying 6 00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: private you know, they're not billionaires. And I hesitated to 7 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 1: say how much this sports program that Brinn is in 8 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:39,080 Speaker 1: cost because I thought that's like crazy and only rich 9 00:00:39,120 --> 00:00:41,400 Speaker 1: people could do something like this. But I had sticker stock, 10 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: and I was like, this is insane, Like people pay 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 1: this for their kids to do sports, you know, And 12 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you the number, and then I'm 13 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: gonna tell you what these guys in Texas said. So 14 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: I was they had said something, and then I felt 15 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: like I could share my story, and I said, no, 16 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:58,640 Speaker 1: this team sports stuff is crazy. Last year was seventh grade, 17 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 1: and I think that was the first time I was like, wait, 18 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,480 Speaker 1: sports are like real at seventh grade, Like people are 19 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,920 Speaker 1: like competitive and some people play and some people don't play, 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,600 Speaker 1: and like people have like records and win and don't win, 21 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,600 Speaker 1: and like it's serious. And then we're going to sports 22 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: camps and then we're doing sports leagues outside of school, 23 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,240 Speaker 1: which adds to pressure because the practices are like six 24 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,640 Speaker 1: to nine on a school night, on two school nights 25 00:01:18,640 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 1: and then a weekend, like the whole day is a 26 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:23,160 Speaker 1: practice and then they go travel and do tournaments and 27 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: like on the day that they have the six to nine, 28 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,880 Speaker 1: what the fuck are they supposed to do? Between three 29 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,720 Speaker 1: and six, they like hang out at the school. Like 30 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:30,840 Speaker 1: it's like, so they get home at ten o'clock, sweaty 31 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: and with you know, teen acne, and then they have 32 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:36,560 Speaker 1: to start doing homework, Like they can do the homework 33 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,759 Speaker 1: between three and six, but it's more distracting. I think 34 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 1: after school, I don't then being at home. But anyway, 35 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 1: so like it's a lot of pressure. And the kids 36 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: that I know are all decent at sports, but like 37 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,640 Speaker 1: none of them are going to the Olympics. It's like 38 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,560 Speaker 1: it's not at that level. None of us are raising 39 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,840 Speaker 1: Tiger Woods. You know when he was five years old, 40 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: you knew he was like a wonder kind or like 41 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:01,320 Speaker 1: David Beckham. So I am my kid in this volleyball 42 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 1: program because she wanted to do it, and other friends 43 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:05,800 Speaker 1: are doing it and they're going and they're traveling And 44 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,520 Speaker 1: this price I'm about to tell you doesn't include the 45 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,520 Speaker 1: tickets to travel any of that stuff. This is just 46 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:14,160 Speaker 1: like to do this volleyball program two nights a week 47 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: and on the weekends. Eight thousand dollars. And I think 48 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,800 Speaker 1: it was like eighty six hundred and eighty four hundred, 49 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:23,440 Speaker 1: like more than eight. I'm just trying to round down 50 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 1: because I'm embarrassed I wrote that check. I was like what, 51 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 1: Like what, what is that not the price of someone's 52 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 1: private school? Like what? And I was sitting with these 53 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: guys from Texas and they were like, oh no, it's crazy. 54 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: They said, I have a friend who has a kid 55 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 1: in a baseball program. It's thirteen thousand dollars. And these 56 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: guys don't roll have got it like I do. Thirteen 57 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:47,079 Speaker 1: thousand dollars if this fucking kid is not you know, 58 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:49,639 Speaker 1: Derek Jeter. And there's a certain point where you know 59 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 1: if your kid's like it or not, Like you have 60 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: an idea, like I see some kids at my kid's 61 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 1: school and I'm like, that person's an amazing athlete. It 62 00:02:56,639 --> 00:02:58,919 Speaker 1: seems compared to the kids that person's playing with at 63 00:02:58,919 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: this school. I don't know if or some sort of 64 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:06,200 Speaker 1: freak alien sports player, but like, what are these thousands 65 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,760 Speaker 1: of dollars? This guy said to me that there's a 66 00:03:07,800 --> 00:03:11,560 Speaker 1: bet that was like titanium or something that one of 67 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:14,800 Speaker 1: the kids wanted or got, like three thousand dollars. I 68 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 1: was like, what for? Like a kid? A kid's beat Like, 69 00:03:18,520 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 1: it's not like Alex Rodriguez his bat or his kid. 70 00:03:22,080 --> 00:03:24,040 Speaker 1: That's just like a regular kid. Like how how do 71 00:03:24,160 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: people afford anything? I find it to be like I 72 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:30,080 Speaker 1: would think, like I'm doing this program. I would honestly 73 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 1: if you said to me brings enrolling in a volleyball 74 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 1: program for a couple of months, how much would you 75 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 1: think that would be? I would think it's a ball 76 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: and a net somewhere, and I would think eight hundred 77 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 1: dollars plus like a uniform and like snacks, Like that's 78 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,200 Speaker 1: what I would really think. I saw eight thousand. I 79 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: was like, what in the fuck where's that money going? 80 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,160 Speaker 1: Like what are they spending? What's eight thousand dollars not 81 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:53,600 Speaker 1: including travel? Is it a scam? Like what's going on? 82 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:56,000 Speaker 1: Where's the Someone tell me is this what's going on? 83 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: I want to understand the sports thing, because you gotta 84 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:00,800 Speaker 1: do it. The other kids doing it, they want to 85 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: do it. It's competitive. I love kids sports. I think 86 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:07,040 Speaker 1: it's great we're doing it in school. Wonderful. I just thought, 87 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:09,840 Speaker 1: what is going on? Like I'd like Gabrielle Reese, who 88 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: I had on this podcast, to like, come over and 89 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: tell me if this kid has got it, because we're 90 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,760 Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars. I mean, I'll buy you a goddamn 91 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 1: Cardier Love bracelet. What the hell? I would not buy 92 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 1: a Cardia Love bracelet for my child, nor would I 93 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:23,520 Speaker 1: think that would be a good use of the eight 94 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I'm just saying, like, let's put it. Let's 95 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,240 Speaker 1: start all the money on this stuff that's not going 96 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: to be something you're doing in your adult life. Let's 97 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,880 Speaker 1: put it in an account. You can buy your own 98 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: one bedroom apartment when you're twenty three. Eight thousand dollars. WHOA. 99 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 1: I talked about this recently and talking about The Apprentice, 100 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,599 Speaker 1: but I think I want to go into it more. 101 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: It's about what you do once you get in the door. 102 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:53,919 Speaker 1: And it was kind of in the reverse concept for 103 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 1: The Apprentice because I was saying I came in second, 104 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 1: nobody cares who came in second. But no matter how 105 00:04:57,960 --> 00:05:00,680 Speaker 1: it happens, if you come in first, you just what 106 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: when you get in that door, what do you do? 107 00:05:02,920 --> 00:05:08,159 Speaker 1: So I say that because I got the MTV Lifetime 108 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: Achievement Award, and I think it was really supposed to 109 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:13,240 Speaker 1: be Andy's award, and I didn't care. I wore my dress, 110 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,880 Speaker 1: I gave my speech. I was excited to be there. 111 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 1: And Andy Cohen got a star on the Walk of 112 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 1: Fame and like they say, it was purchased. Okay, who cares. 113 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,240 Speaker 1: Go get your star. Enjoy your life, take a picture 114 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,600 Speaker 1: and keep it moving, be excited, take the press day, 115 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:28,640 Speaker 1: live a life. And then tonight I was at a 116 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 1: Carnegie Hall, sold out house in front of six thousand 117 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: people for this NPR show that gets six million listeners, 118 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: and I was an A plus plus list persons understudy. 119 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: They canceled and they came to my publicist and I 120 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,839 Speaker 1: did it and I was like, I don't I don't 121 00:05:49,839 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: give a shit. Yay, I'm here, I'm at Carnegie Hall. 122 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,680 Speaker 1: It's to sold that house. Let me make it what 123 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,479 Speaker 1: I'm gonna make it. So I just there's this concept 124 00:05:57,680 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 1: of people having the Emperor has no clothes or it's 125 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:03,119 Speaker 1: not real or I heard people criticizing thirty under thirty 126 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,039 Speaker 1: people who that you have to pay to be on 127 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 1: the Forbes list, Like who actually does any who cares? 128 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:13,960 Speaker 1: You're there? You're there, Go in there and prove yourself. 129 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,920 Speaker 1: It does not matter. My speech was great at my 130 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:20,520 Speaker 1: Lifetime Achievement Award, my appearance was amazing at Carnegie Hall. 131 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: That's all that matters. So I just think that's a 132 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:28,280 Speaker 1: concept overall. It's like, get yourself in that door. Life 133 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: is hard enough. Figure out a way to get yourself 134 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:46,159 Speaker 1: in that door. I posted a bagel the other day 135 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:50,919 Speaker 1: with whipped cottage cheese and salmon row. You would have 136 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:55,359 Speaker 1: thought that I abducted someone's child. Okay, I got hate 137 00:06:55,360 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: comments just about me, ugly ogre grim reaper. People are 138 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:06,560 Speaker 1: fucking sick, and I don't mind. I sort of is 139 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,880 Speaker 1: it weird that I like tingle a little? I go 140 00:07:09,279 --> 00:07:11,680 Speaker 1: when people are hating, I'm like, ah, I'm doing something right, 141 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:14,680 Speaker 1: Like I'm fucking pissing people off and triggering them. I 142 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,800 Speaker 1: get a little like, Okay, we see each other. And 143 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 1: I mean the comments were insane, like insane. The video 144 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:25,640 Speaker 1: is so viral and every time I do something and 145 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 1: people get crazy. It rates, so your mind is like blown, 146 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,920 Speaker 1: like you're eating seafood in a hotel room. People are 147 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 1: going crazy about it, but they they're hate watching. They 148 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:36,320 Speaker 1: can't help but watch. Well, okay, I'll take the views, 149 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: I'll take it. So it's triggering them. But I did 150 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,360 Speaker 1: a video about the fact that for people who don't 151 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 1: have thick skin like this, it would make me really 152 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 1: sad thinking about them reading these comments. And you can't 153 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,920 Speaker 1: believe the love and you can't believe the hate. You 154 00:07:49,960 --> 00:07:52,360 Speaker 1: have to just be in the middle and realize who's 155 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:54,880 Speaker 1: sending it and that it says more about them than you. 156 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:58,080 Speaker 1: It's like a little kid hitting a girl at school 157 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: and her wondering why because they and it's just driving 158 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,400 Speaker 1: them nuts. And I think like success is the best revenge. 159 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:08,160 Speaker 1: So people are really hating you. I mean, I have 160 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 1: hate pages against me. What does that tell me I'm 161 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 1: doing something right? Like people sit around and do posts 162 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:18,440 Speaker 1: and have like lives and just to hate me. And 163 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:22,520 Speaker 1: you know what hate cells Now, it's really sad, like 164 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:27,760 Speaker 1: hate cells because you're shocked. I thought on TikTok I 165 00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:30,320 Speaker 1: was being canceled at one point and I was being 166 00:08:30,320 --> 00:08:33,000 Speaker 1: renewed because people are talking about you. So it's like 167 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: the upside down. It's very very strange. Drew Barrymore had 168 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:47,439 Speaker 1: Oprah on her show and they were entangled, they were embraced, 169 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:49,760 Speaker 1: and I didn't couldn't remember who the first time I 170 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,439 Speaker 1: saw this happened with with Drew, but she had Dolly 171 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:54,560 Speaker 1: Parton on and it was like her legs were up 172 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:58,080 Speaker 1: on the couch and like grabbing and touching and embracing Dolly, 173 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,640 Speaker 1: and I was a little uncomfortable. You know, Drew, I've 174 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,760 Speaker 1: I mean, I know Drew. I've met Drew, I've done 175 00:09:02,760 --> 00:09:05,400 Speaker 1: her show. I was not on the PDA program. She 176 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:10,240 Speaker 1: did not do the interpersonal, you know, touchy Philly program 177 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:14,040 Speaker 1: with me, and I was thinking a lot. I was thinking. 178 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 1: My inside voice was saying, if Drew is embracing me 179 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,880 Speaker 1: even in the most emotional thing, like really tight, And 180 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:22,760 Speaker 1: the only request I have is that SNL do a 181 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:25,360 Speaker 1: skit on this. I need like what happens, Like first 182 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,320 Speaker 1: you have to Dolly on and we're like criscross apple 183 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,280 Speaker 1: sauce and embracing, and then we have Oprah on and 184 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,880 Speaker 1: we're like, you know, like arm wrestling, like you know 185 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:37,559 Speaker 1: that that yoga pose where like you're intertwining your arms 186 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,680 Speaker 1: and like we're like so deep in conversation that my 187 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 1: eyeballs are like glued to yours. I'm not that girl. 188 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:45,839 Speaker 1: I'm not that like touchy peely bitch. I just need 189 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:49,680 Speaker 1: a little personal space, particularly at work, particularly in interviews, 190 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:57,080 Speaker 1: particularly anywhere, airplane, store, elevator, you name it. Like, I 191 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,760 Speaker 1: need a little personal space. And I'm not a close 192 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: to and I'm not interested in a close soccer people 193 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:05,920 Speaker 1: are always like grabbing and touching. So I found that 194 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:11,120 Speaker 1: really interesting, and it's a style that's unique to Drew. 195 00:10:11,559 --> 00:10:14,280 Speaker 1: And I wonder if Oprah and Soide was like, well, okay, 196 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 1: we're like you're gonna fuck now.