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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that just got the patent approved

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Speaker 1: on his new invention, the megaphone Whisper Edition, where instead

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Speaker 1: of amplifying your voice, anything you say into it comes

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Speaker 1: out in a gentle whisper. Oh my god, we need

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Speaker 1: to buy it for Jose right now. Just imagine being

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Speaker 1: on a picket line like hell, blocking the freeway. That

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Speaker 1: product is courtesy of Laser Stories, the segment where we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser. Those other shush

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Speaker 1: puppies just don't. This first Laser Story is out of Canada.

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Speaker 1: Twenty year old guy named Darren Stewart Jones got an

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Speaker 1: email from Tim Horton's Coffee the other Day's cool. He

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Speaker 1: was telling him he'd won a forty thousand dollars fishing boat.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. That was a grand prize in a

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Speaker 1: contest that they've been running called Roll Up to Win

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Speaker 1: Nice And as you'd imagine, he was pretty excited about it.

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Speaker 2: Well, for sure, I thought it was just going to

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Speaker 2: be one of those bogo offers or something, till.

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Speaker 1: An hour later when a buddy called, shouting and yelling,

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Speaker 1: saying he'd also won a boat.

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Speaker 2: The chances, Yeah, they both won give it away.

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Speaker 1: That's when Darren knew something was wrong. It turns out

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Speaker 1: it was a big mistake. Tim Hortons apparently told everyone

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Speaker 1: who entered that they had won the boat. This is

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Speaker 1: going to be an awkward call to a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: We're talking at least ten thousand people getting that call,

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Speaker 1: if not more. After that, Horton sent a follow up

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Speaker 1: email telling people to disregard the boat thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just hey, don't open that. Did you guys not

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Speaker 2: open that email that first one?

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Speaker 1: We said, Well, it didn't matter. There's a ton of

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Speaker 1: angry Canadians who are threatening them with a class action lawsuit.

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Speaker 2: They were sorry, politely.

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Speaker 1: Someone even started a Facebook page called the Tim Hortons

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Speaker 1: You Want to Boat Group. Nearly four thousand people had

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Speaker 1: joined it as of last night.

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Speaker 2: To join it, dude, what they should do is just

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Speaker 2: give them all toy boats, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like we didn't specify.

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Speaker 1: They all are demanding their real boats be delivered. That

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Speaker 1: probably won't happen, though, because the fine print says the

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Speaker 1: company has the right to cancel, amend, or suspend the

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Speaker 1: contest if there's any sort of error made. There's almost

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Speaker 1: like they have lawyers. Yeah, but in the end the

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Speaker 1: people might get something because this has happened before to

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Speaker 1: Tim Horton's just last year to the same company, same company,

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Speaker 1: last March, they told a bunch of people they'd won

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Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars cash. So instead each customer ended up

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Speaker 1: getting a fifty dollars gift card for their truck.

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Speaker 2: They didn't like amend their way they do things, how

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Speaker 2: they send out emails.

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Speaker 1: Tim himself is still running the company, and yeah, I

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Speaker 1: guess we'll see how this plays out. We'll keep you updated.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of California, twenty one year

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Speaker 1: old's Claire Schmidt has been searching for gigs while she

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Speaker 1: finishes up at Chapman University, and she's been wondering why

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Speaker 1: she wasn't even getting one interview. And then she took

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Speaker 1: a second look at her resume and well she freaked out,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what was on it because near the bottom

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Speaker 1: of the second page, which is a problem. You shouldn't

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Speaker 1: have two pages on her resume, by the way, especially

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Speaker 1: for only twenty one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she listed every club she's ever.

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Speaker 1: Been in on the bottom of that second page. Instead

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Speaker 1: of her picture, she accidentally added a photo of Miley Cyrus,

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Speaker 1: specifically an old one of her as Hannah Montana standing

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Speaker 1: next to a horse, so earlier put photos on it either. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: oh my god. So I'm showing my co host the picture.

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Speaker 1: We'll put it up on our Insta stories at Brooke

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey. I was Miley Cyrus.

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Speaker 2: I would be offended that no one called her.

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Speaker 1: It's actually pretty hilarious anyway. Claire says she knows how

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Speaker 1: the mistake happened. She was taking a break from her

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Speaker 1: job search when she saw the Miley photo online and

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Speaker 1: thought it was funny, so she wanted to send it

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Speaker 1: to a friend, but instead of dragging it onto her desktop,

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Speaker 1: she accidentally dragged it onto her resume file that was

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Speaker 1: open instead. People like me that Jimmy tabs open. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Claire says she almost cried when she realized it, because

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Speaker 1: who would hire someone that obsessed with Miley Cyrus. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I gotta say.

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Speaker 2: The photo look at her browser shows she's in playing Webkins,

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Speaker 2: which I played in elementary school.

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Speaker 1: She has since fixed the mistake, but has not heard

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Speaker 1: back about any of the jobs she applied to and

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Speaker 1: does not expect to either.

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Speaker 2: It also says something about fifth grade in her resume here,

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Speaker 2: so giving.

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Speaker 1: The science convention in fifth grade is still a pretty

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Speaker 1: big kicker, She says. She's not even a big Miley fan.

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Speaker 1: Nobody believes that this next laser story is out of

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Speaker 1: Food News. Just when I thought we were finally done

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Speaker 1: with our Barbie obsession, Hines goes and introduces the world

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Speaker 1: to a new mashup with Mattel called Barbieq Sauce, as

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Speaker 1: in Barbie's Barbeq Sauce. And yes, it is very, very pink.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's not your typical sauce either. It's

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Speaker 1: a mix of vegan mayonnaise and barbecue. That's why I'm

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Speaker 1: reading that is so good, you guys. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: No, the campfire Sauce at Red Robin is one of

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Speaker 2: my favorites, and it's basically just barbecue and may mayo

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Speaker 2: mixed together, and.

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Speaker 1: The pink from it comes from beetroot extract. They describe

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Speaker 1: it as the smoky condiment of the season that would

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Speaker 1: be great on a burger with fries or even drizzled

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Speaker 1: over a salad. Okay, Once they said smoky, now I'm like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that sounds amazing. It's only available in the UK right now,

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Speaker 1: but after the crazy reception it got online, there is

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Speaker 1: speculation it will be out in the States soon.

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Speaker 2: I want to like it even has Barbie's little like

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Speaker 2: mattel Head.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you like that, that's not There's rumors that

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Speaker 1: Heinz Tomato Kenchup was gonna follow shortly after. Keep your eyes.

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Speaker 2: I'm not just kenchup.

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Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of cellular studies. Let's be honest,

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Speaker 1: most of us have browsed our phones while sitting on

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Speaker 1: the toilet. Brooks. How you do.

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Speaker 2: The toilet there in Vegas?

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Speaker 1: Can't you tell? It's hard to tell the difference between.

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Speaker 1: For some people it's a rare thing, but for a

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Speaker 1: lot of others it's very common. Although this does seem

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Speaker 1: a little surprising, a poll asked people if they use

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Speaker 1: their phone while peeing at a urinal and thirty percent

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Speaker 1: say they have. I have. Even crazier, only fifty percent

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Speaker 1: of those were guys. Wait, wait, that's weird. So that

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Speaker 1: was again over again.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing when you can learn to do it.

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Speaker 1: Say, in some cases, it's a regular thing. And here's

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Speaker 1: the break down. Eleven percent say they rarely do it,

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Speaker 1: ten percent say sometimes, four percent say it's often. Another

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Speaker 1: four percent say they almost always whip out their phone

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Speaker 1: while they're whipping out something else.

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Speaker 2: Is that just so that you don't look at the

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Speaker 2: other guys next to you, because I feel like I'd

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Speaker 2: always want to sneak a peek.

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Speaker 1: No, we all put our arms around each other in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. It's not weird. Seventy percent say they never

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Speaker 1: take out their phones.

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Speaker 2: If you're those are the people that drop their pants.

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Speaker 1: They need both hands. The crazy thing about that is

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Speaker 1: peeing usually takes less than a minute. Most urinals are

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Speaker 1: in public spaces, and holding your phone requires a hand

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Speaker 1: to do it, which isn't something most men have totally

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Speaker 1: free during that time. Luckily, this guy has four hands,

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Speaker 1: and he's holding a little tiny satellite phone in each

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Speaker 1: one of them because he will not miss another phone

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Speaker 1: call from a Chinese shoemaker ever again. Oh that's right, yes,

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Speaker 1: be on call. That now means Laser Stories has come

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Speaker 1: to an end. The day, We'll do it again at

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Speaker 1: the same time on Wednesday. Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 1: morning