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Speaker 1: Ike up by courting the lion king during sex. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah about okay.

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Speaker 2: Last night, Wife and I were in bed talking when

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Speaker 2: she told me that sometimes she stares at me because

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Speaker 2: she wants to memorize my face and at different at

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Speaker 2: different points in our lives, because she is romantic and

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Speaker 2: sentimental like that. That's super cute. She then expressed to

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Speaker 2: me that she is afraid that I will die first,

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Speaker 2: because at the end of the day, one of us

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Speaker 2: has to go before the other and that.

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Speaker 1: Might as well be me, right, That sounds like my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: She said that, No, no, no, she doesn't say.

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Speaker 3: That exactly, but just like like, oh man, I hope

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Speaker 3: you know, I hope blah blah blah doesn't die, and

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Speaker 3: it's like they're not gonna die amy.

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Speaker 1: It's okay. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, I cracked a joke, speaking like Mufasa and said,

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Speaker 2: all the.

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Speaker 1: Land, the white, all the land the light touches is yours.

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Speaker 2: This was not the fuck up, but set the scene

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Speaker 2: for the fuck up. One thing leads to another, and

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Speaker 2: Wife and I are having passionate you will someday be

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Speaker 2: dead sex. I ended up finishing first signed fuck up

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Speaker 2: For those who care. I wanted to be a gentleman

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Speaker 2: and help her out. So I started doing my thing,

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Speaker 2: and that rat f and bastard Mufasa popped into my

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Speaker 2: brain with the scene when he appears in the Claus

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Speaker 2: de Simba and says remember. Cut to me trying to

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Speaker 2: make my wife finish. While Mufasa keeps saying remember, over

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Speaker 2: and over and over in my mind, I burst out

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Speaker 2: laughing like the mentally challenged hyena that I am, and

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Speaker 2: all the passion and hopes of finishing are totally out

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Speaker 2: the window. She's pissed. I can't stop laughing. Sad times

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Speaker 2: were had by all. Hey, you know what they say,

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Speaker 2: Haguna matata ah, it's a wonderful price.