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Speaker 1: I hope you have something to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Of course I got something to talk dude.

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Speaker 1: The super Bowl is like four day five days away.

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Speaker 2: How many Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturdays. I don't know, four

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Speaker 2: or five days, four or five days.

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Speaker 1: Man, Well, we're in a new studio because the other

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Speaker 1: one already sucks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome to the new building. And it never break it?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did break all the time at old place.

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Speaker 2: But I don't know how this stuff breaks.

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Speaker 1: Kiddy gave me the heads up. He goes, hey, man,

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Speaker 1: when you go in there and you hit record, it

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Speaker 1: won't record your voice. And I said, so if what

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Speaker 1: if we did an hour podcast?

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Speaker 2: What were to do?

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Speaker 1: He said it would record an hour of nothing. And

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Speaker 1: I said, should we just post that?

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Speaker 2: Then that would be awesome. Dude, Hey, guys, just stick

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Speaker 2: with it. It's gonna start.

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Speaker 1: I don't even have your mic on.

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Speaker 2: No, you do what I heard myself a minute ago.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you accidentally hit it, who knows, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if I can live in

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Speaker 2: a I don't know, a world where Luca's in Los Angeles. No,

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Speaker 2: I know I can live in that world, because I'm

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Speaker 2: telling you the Mavericks are better this year. Without Luca.

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Speaker 2: There better suited to win a championship right now. And

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Speaker 2: I told you on Monday, I'll tell you on Wednesday,

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Speaker 2: and I'll tell you when the playoffs come and the

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Speaker 2: freaking Mavericks are marching to the Western Conference Finals to

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Speaker 2: match up against the Oklahoma City Thunder. And I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: sit there and tell you be like, look, bitches, here

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Speaker 2: comes Dallas. You didn't want to listen to me. And

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Speaker 2: I want all these people, Stephen A. Smith, I want

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Speaker 2: whoever the hell I don't even know who else is,

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Speaker 2: Bill Simmons. I want everybody to go ahead and play

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Speaker 2: send this clip to Sports Center when the Mavericks make

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Speaker 2: the NBA finals.

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Speaker 1: And let me say this, it's an incoming, a terrible analogy.

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Speaker 1: It's not gonna be good as the ones that Colin

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Speaker 1: Cowherd does. He was sick on the air the other day.

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Speaker 1: He had a stomach bug. God bless Colin Cowherd. Get

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Speaker 1: well soon, but he did tough it out for an

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Speaker 1: hour to talk about Luca. He runs his commercials on

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Speaker 1: our station, We are with you thoughts and praisers for

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Speaker 1: Colin Cowherd. Let me say this terrible analogy incoming. Luca

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Speaker 1: being fat is kind of like at the pool when

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Speaker 1: your chick goes, hey, you see, Sarah, she got a

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Speaker 1: boot boob job. She got a bad boob job. Never

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Speaker 1: before did you really You're like, oh, she's got in

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Speaker 1: a nice set. Well, then you start to pick it

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Speaker 1: apart and everybody's like, oh, it's a bad boob job.

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Speaker 1: You see one of them's larger than the others, or

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Speaker 1: you see it the cleavage. It goes in. Uh, you

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Speaker 1: need nobody at the pool, not justin, not Baser, not me,

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Speaker 1: not Bill when he used.

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Speaker 2: To live there, not Billy.

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Speaker 1: Nobody noticed this bad boob job. And then one person

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Speaker 1: said Luca was fat. One person said it was a

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Speaker 1: bad boob job. And everybody knew about this bad boob job,

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Speaker 1: and the boom job starts looking worse, and you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this is a serious situation with Luca. I keep looking

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Speaker 1: at his weight. Dude was ballooning up and I didn't

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Speaker 2: And that's the hard part is someone that you see

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Speaker 2: every day, when you see the highlights on Sports Center,

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Speaker 2: you don't notice one pound or two pounds or three pounds.

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Speaker 2: But if you are walking into olive garden and you

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Speaker 2: you get flyer flying saucer eyes and you're like, holy shit,

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Speaker 2: what happened to her? Because she gained so much weight

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Speaker 2: during pregnancy that you don't even recognize her and you

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Speaker 2: have to do a double take and you're like, oh

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Speaker 2: my gosh, how are you? And it turns out that

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Speaker 2: she gained one hundred pounds during pregnancy. Guys, let me

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Speaker 2: is guess someone hadn't seen me since I getting one

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Speaker 2: hundred pounds from the pregnancy. Yikes, that's what it's like, Luca.

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Speaker 2: We see now I'm going again. Now we see Luca

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Speaker 2: every day. We don't notice the one or two pounds.

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Speaker 2: But if you look at pictures, if you go get

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Speaker 2: pictures of him is first and second year, he's like

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Speaker 1: They're starting to show the highlights when you're skinny.

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Speaker 2: And it's like, oh my god, he is fat. He's

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Speaker 2: so freaking fat.

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Speaker 1: Nobody said it. It was not ever a weight watcher's

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Speaker 2: I mean, you want to talk about the perfect spokesperson

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Speaker 2: for Ozimpic, it is Luka Doncic, and they'll get plenty

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Speaker 2: of that in LA.

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Speaker 1: And nobody talks about anything besides Kim's ass. He talks

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Speaker 1: about anything besides Tom Brady's arm. Nobody talks about besides

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Speaker 1: Aaron Andrews. I don't know, blonde hair. Now all people

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Speaker 1: can talk about is Luca's weight. That's kind of gotta

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Speaker 1: hurt the guy.

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Speaker 2: It's hard to keep that weight off during the season. Bill.

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Speaker 2: It's hard because you're traveling hotel to hotel. But they

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Speaker 2: best trainers, the best, but it's hard to maintain your weight.

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Speaker 1: Did you see the latest report is he was two

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Speaker 1: seventy not him Aaron Andrews. No, you're doing the voices

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Speaker 1: of Tom Brady and Ea, sorry didn't she has? Ah,

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Speaker 1: she's come down with an injury for the super Bowl.

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Speaker 1: They're on the call, Aaron Andrews, Kevin Burkhardt and Tom Brady.

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Speaker 2: I know I want Greg Olsen. He is so much

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Speaker 2: better than Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna get him better. He's service allow, He's

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Speaker 1: not better than Greg Olsen. Aaron Andrews is injured his

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Speaker 1: dry eye syndrome. Do what Yeah, it's like itchy eyes.

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Speaker 1: I understand how you get getting those dry eyes? How

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Speaker 1: do you fix that? Aaron? When I used to play

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Speaker 1: it was hard to play quarterback in Arizona? What about you? Aaron?

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Speaker 1: Well TV, I got dry eyes. I'm all tried, app

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Speaker 1: some uh red eye red eyes. I'm Howard Stein. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I remember that guy? You have dry eyes?

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Speaker 2: He was the guy that did win Benstein's money. Did

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Speaker 2: you ever watch that show?

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Speaker 1: It was always on Comedy Central before or after something

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Speaker 1: I would watch. Yeah, the thing that I watched, don't

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Speaker 2: My dad was a tool box. He was a big

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Speaker 2: fan of Win Benstein's Money. He would always be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: did you watch ben Stein's Money? And I'm like, no,

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Speaker 2: I guess I missed it. I saw a couple episodes,

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Speaker 2: but he was pretty smart, dude. Ray was a wild

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Speaker 2: on e with Brooke Burke. I never saw that one.

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Speaker 2: I did see that was a good one with Jenny McCarthy.

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Speaker 2: That was a fantastic show, dude.

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Speaker 1: Brooke Burke would travel the country in a bikini and

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Speaker 1: show you all these tropical places and you'd go, That's

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Speaker 1: why I'm going to college, because I'm gonna retire and

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Speaker 1: go there. Well, I'm forty. Still haven't gone there. Watch

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Speaker 1: that shit in high schooling, dude, and you're like, man,

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Speaker 1: that's all I want to do, make money, travel, do this.

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Speaker 1: Brooke Burke just got bikini body all over your TV. Dude.

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Speaker 2: Is that the same hick that was Dancing with the

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Speaker 1: Dude, she was more big on Wild on Ee than

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Speaker 1: Dancing with the Star.

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Speaker 2: I think another girl that was on Daisy Foint tests

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Speaker 2: that Hick was hot.

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Speaker 1: Dude, wild on E and you know what, I never

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Speaker 1: to a school in Chicago, I didn't see bikini for

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Speaker 1: E and I thought, that's what life's was found out

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Speaker 1: I used to watch Real World and I thought, that's

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Speaker 1: was badass in college when you can go to the bars.

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you the first time I went to a bar,

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Speaker 2: I'm telling you, a brawl broke out where people were

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Speaker 2: shit is what life is about.

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Speaker 1: This is living.

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Speaker 2: This is what I've all the stories I've been hearing about.

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Speaker 2: And then on the TV and movies and then I

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Speaker 2: Go out the next time, there was no brawl, and

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Speaker 1: One of my first bar experiences, South Beach got us

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Speaker 1: into a bar in Texas State on the square there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he goes, hey, dude, I got a what was it?

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Speaker 1: Gift card? He goes, but there's still a couple dollars

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Speaker 1: we'll get all our drinks and then we'll bounce. And

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Speaker 1: so at this point my life, Dude, I didn't know.

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Speaker 1: You do bad stuff. Bad stuff ends up happening to you. Guys.

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Speaker 1: You can't do bad stuff like this. Carmo will get you.

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Speaker 1: So we go in there, We go to this bar

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Speaker 1: and kiss what Casey goes. South Beach goes, oops, delete that.

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Speaker 1: South Beach goes, Hey, but I know the bartender, I

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Speaker 1: know the front desk person, I know the valet, I

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Speaker 1: know this, he knew everybody at the bar. He got

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Speaker 1: all me and my boys in. We weren't twenty one.

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Speaker 1: We go in. There's a back door. One of us

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Speaker 1: got in. One of us just came in right past

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Speaker 1: the ticket taker. No cover everybody else paying five bucks.

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Speaker 1: Bro we got into a table, spent two hundred dollars

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Speaker 1: That was my first bar experience. I think bar bar

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Speaker 1: bad karma got me probably for the next year of

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Speaker 1: my life after that one.

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Speaker 2: Why, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how can you jump on a tab and

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Speaker 1: not expect that to come around and buy what you.

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Speaker 2: Mean jump on a tab? You said you paid with

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Speaker 2: the gift card.

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Speaker 1: Gift card had two dollars on it, so it scanned

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Speaker 1: bailed before she came back. Oh so when she went

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Speaker 1: ten dollars, it failed. It declined We're long gone. Damn

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Speaker 2: Maybe if you just go back and say I had

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Speaker 1: They pull it up. It's a bunch of those Uh hey,

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Speaker 1: the one drop no no. The thing that's like the

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's like lemon dropp or Kamakazi those, but it's.

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Speaker 1: That actual shot. It's a bottle that's just made. Uh oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean I know now it's like whipped cream. There's

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Speaker 1: San Marcus, Texas. They serve food. Yeah, it's still open, guys.

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Speaker 2: Let us know we'd love to pay that back. Best

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Speaker 1: Man, Malibu, it's on Malibu, dude, Dude, they'll get they're

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Speaker 2: The dirty Bird is Greenparrot dot s m TX on

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Speaker 2: freaking insta a shitty Saturday, three dollars fifty cent lemon drops.

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Speaker 2: You're not there on their instita.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I don't think Nephews is still open. But we

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, Green Parrot, they got a hottie. They got

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Speaker 2: a hotty who serving drinks, probably her mom. God Dalliam, Dude,

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Speaker 1: To Nephews in South Beach because all these Texas State kids,

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Speaker 1: they're just there like kind of just show off. Nobody's

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Speaker 2: Green Parrots, got some ladies there. If you're in Sam Marcus,

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Speaker 1: College is about the pregame. Nobody's really drinking at a bar,

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Speaker 1: so South Beach taught me, Yeah, because you can't afford it, right,

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Speaker 1: it was all watered down, and you just fake like

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Speaker 1: save money. So Billy'd be out of there, Man, not

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Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty dollars bar tab. That's crazy, go

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Speaker 1: back and play black jack on his computer, lose another grand.

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Speaker 1: We're like, oh, man, I'd never lied about it. But

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Speaker 1: South Beach was like, yeah, dude, we had a bar

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Speaker 1: It's sort of like, but the then they needed a drink.

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Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, me and South Beach don't

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Speaker 2: What is it over there?

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Speaker 1: Just there? Yeah, point me which direction that is? Hold

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Speaker 1: on dude, every time going to grab the wallet, South Beach,

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Speaker 1: did you want to bounce and there's literally nowhere else

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Speaker 1: to bounce as the last play is open. No, no, man,

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Speaker 1: we'll stay here. We'll say which bar you girls at,

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Speaker 1: and it's like the like, there's obviously the bar's We

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a tough one, man. It's sort of like

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Speaker 2: when in Austin, I think it was the library or

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Speaker 2: it was Coppertaining or not Compertink Aquarium. Think it was library.

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Speaker 2: Library was Greod, dude, I don't know if it was

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Speaker 2: like nine to ten maybe it's nine to ten pm.

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Speaker 2: They had two dollars long island iced teas or some

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Speaker 1: Deadly, So you.

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Speaker 2: Would go in there and you would slay them five

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Speaker 2: long island iced teas in an hour ten bucks, and

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Speaker 2: you would be absolutely housed housed, and you wouldn't had

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Speaker 2: to buy drinks at another bar because you had five

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Speaker 2: long islandized t's. That sets you up for the next

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Speaker 2: two and a half hours of stumbling around Sixth Street.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that is the way to do it. You

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Speaker 2: go early. You're the first one at the bar, and

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Speaker 2: it's two dollars long island ized. T's let me suck

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Speaker 1: I wish i'd found that place. I remember the one

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Speaker 1: time there was some Was there a popular place? It

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Speaker 1: was kind of like Japanese they had sake bomb. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure there were different places where people get the

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Speaker 2: Probably, yeah, probably any sushi restaurant.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't. It wasn't the one with the was it

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Speaker 1: the one with the sharks in the floor? Oh?

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Speaker 2: Quad, that's pretty expensive. Okay.

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Speaker 1: They might have been to Quaw with a chick and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, man, I'll get us some shot.

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Speaker 1: I almost aid Cuaw maybe or was that airplane thing?

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Speaker 1: Quaw and I had twenty bucks and I go, okay, perfect, man,

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Speaker 1: I could probably buy each a couple of shots. That'll

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Speaker 1: buy us sometime, dude, I did. I gave it a

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Speaker 2: Oh that's it.

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Speaker 1: When one shot is ten dollars, you were like, oh, dude,

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Speaker 1: the chick, what man, you only wanted one drink. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: why did they get a shot? I should have got

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Speaker 1: something that would slower. It's like, hung out with her

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Speaker 2: Hey boy, that is good night.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I gotta get up early. That's like, I mean, here's

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Speaker 2: the thing. I was spoiled rotten because I knew bartender's

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Speaker 2: every bar did. I never paid for drinks, never paid

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Speaker 1: You didn't hear when we first moved.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know even here I met bartenders, never had

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Speaker 2: to pay for a drink. I don't know what a

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Speaker 2: dumb mask was back there serving drinks. And I'm like, guys,

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Speaker 2: this is hilarious. A little that I know, you know,

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Speaker 2: actually get pretty big troll over that. Yeah, probably right,

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Speaker 2: I mean that bar tender. Probably. I mean I have the

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Speaker 2: sitting there slinging, like, what the dude you did it

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Speaker 2: every Saturday? What the hell were they thinking? Laud you

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Speaker 2: give me a vod come man and lunch. You gives

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Speaker 2: me just a Vodcome like, could you have put a

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Speaker 2: mixer in here?

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Speaker 1: Jacket? So anyway, here's a styroboam cup of nothing but vodka.

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Speaker 1: OW some dude, I'm gonna go die in the alley.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what bar we went to, but it

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Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, boys, I'll get around to drinks.

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Speaker 2: And it's me Garrett, Greg Jacob and I go up

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Speaker 2: and I get six or whatever, and it was like

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Speaker 2: are six dollars a piece? He hadn't seen prices, and

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Speaker 2: they're like, shut the fuck up, dude, we've been paying

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Speaker 2: that for our whole lives and you had to buy

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Speaker 2: one round and you're freaking out. I'm like, I didn't

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Speaker 2: realize it was so expensive. How did you guys ever

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Speaker 2: go out? Would have never known?

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Speaker 1: Never know when it's dude, When you're rolling it for

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Speaker 1: free and it's getting handed to you don't check prices.

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Speaker 2: You don't check prices like I wouldn't, dude. I can't

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Speaker 2: imagine how much money I saved in my lifetime of

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Speaker 2: going out with the bartenders that I knew. I can't

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Speaker 2: thank them enough because they saved me multiple, multiple, multiple

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we knew a girl at honky tonk HTC. She's

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Speaker 1: now beautiful home, beautiful family, this show.

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Speaker 2: What does she do?

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Speaker 1: She was a bartender up there, but did she have

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Speaker 1: the HCC? Who does she marry? No idea? She only

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Speaker 1: on her Instagram. It's always just her kind God, but

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Speaker 1: she does design work. It looks like she's awesome. I

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Speaker 1: worked at Oh it was wild honky wild, No, it

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Speaker 1: was wild town, crazy town, and she'd hook it all up.

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Speaker 1: Why I learn the hard way. When I'm with Laura,

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Speaker 1: things are cheaper and freer. Dude. I went to the

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Speaker 1: fifteen dollars for a fireball shot.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, what.

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Speaker 1: About the honey discount? You just went to college with?

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Speaker 1: Like what ex girlfriend or my girlfriend? You know? What

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Speaker 1: I realized is the person that knows the person always

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Speaker 2: I met one girl at HTC here in Nashville because

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Speaker 2: and she's like, Oh, what's up? But dinner HDC, you

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Speaker 1: I love it.

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Speaker 2: I'm always on the second floor. So we go and

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Speaker 2: I met her fiance and he was cool dude, we'd

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Speaker 2: party whatever. And then they got married and I didn't

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Speaker 1: It wasn't ye, I wasn't then.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, this is the greatest story ever.

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Speaker 2: So then like two years ago, two years ago, I

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Speaker 2: hadn't seen him in like four years. I'm walking into

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Speaker 2: I'm like, where are you? How's it going? How you know?

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Speaker 2: How's married? Live? He goes, Oh, we're divorced.

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Speaker 1: Bar life, dude.

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Speaker 2: I'm like what he goes, Yeah. It turns out she

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Speaker 2: was banging one of the bouncers.

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Speaker 1: Big one.

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Speaker 2: I was like, oh the guy would the Yeah. I

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Speaker 2: mean I saw them flirt one time. You know. I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I don't know I saw them,

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Speaker 2: you know, my fault. And he was like, yeah, we

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Speaker 2: I found out, so now we're divorced. And I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 2: all right, awkward conversation. Don't know what else to say

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Speaker 2: to you, but all right, man, good to see you. Man,

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Speaker 2: all right, see it round Boa.

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Speaker 1: That was it.

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Speaker 2: That was it.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know how you knew all those bartenders

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Speaker 1: within a month of us living here.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. Covey was over there at Losers. My

433
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,040
Speaker 2: ero was at Losers. I mean, I knew him all.

434
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Speaker 1: And and this is gonna sound ungrateful, and it's got

435
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Speaker 1: us to come off really bad. But you would get

436
00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:51,600
Speaker 1: us the free drinks, and it would always be a

437
00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:54,560
Speaker 1: styrofoam cup. And I'm like, for the love of God,

438
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,359
Speaker 1: we couldn't get beers for free. It was always it

439
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,600
Speaker 1: had to be a bottle drink.

440
00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,200
Speaker 2: I had to be liquor.

441
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 1: So you'd always hand me a tequila in a huge

442
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,840
Speaker 1: styrofoam cup. And I'm like, lunch, I just want a

443
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:09,280
Speaker 1: mikel of Ultra. I just want a strawberry beer. I

444
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:12,399
Speaker 1: don't feel like drinking to kill you for the next

445
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:16,080
Speaker 1: two hours. Dude, I appreciate the free drink. And so

446
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:19,720
Speaker 1: we were carried around these tyroboam cups in a legit bar.

447
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,360
Speaker 1: But are the size of our heads? I'm like, does

448
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:24,560
Speaker 1: this not stand out like a sore thumb? Then we

449
00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 1: got free drinks in here?

450
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:27,680
Speaker 2: Yeah?

451
00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 1: Only you?

452
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,119
Speaker 2: Hey, but did you see the video I posted on

453
00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:34,880
Speaker 2: our Twitter sore Losers' a dude in New Orleans.

454
00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:36,040
Speaker 1: No, I haven't seen it.

455
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, please put you on your phone yet,

456
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,560
Speaker 2: please follow it up. It's five am and this dude

457
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 2: has a freaking birds like an eagle sweatshirt, and he

458
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,800
Speaker 2: walks up to the news camera and he's got these

459
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:52,400
Speaker 2: three chicks with them, and you tell me these are

460
00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:53,120
Speaker 2: not chicks?

461
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,760
Speaker 1: Do we want audio?

462
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:00,880
Speaker 2: These are no way, these are his chicks. These are

463
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,520
Speaker 2: some randoms that he met tonight.

464
00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,280
Speaker 1: It's five am. Well I tried to.

465
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:10,480
Speaker 3: Find them and oh my wow, yes on TV.

466
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,679
Speaker 2: Do you know what time it is?

467
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:14,640
Speaker 3: Seriously, it's five o'clock in the morning here, Yes it is,

468
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 3: thank you, ladies. They're from They're from Brooklyn.

469
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the house there, it looks like.

470
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:26,600
Speaker 3: I got a lot of beads and I got it.

471
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,439
Speaker 3: It's called a grenade. Yes, yes, what exactly is in it?

472
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 1: Again?

473
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,439
Speaker 2: We don't, don't worry about it. You need to go

474
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 2: well everything.

475
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:40,160
Speaker 3: Every time somebody said, go birds, I ate a beignet

476
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:46,119
Speaker 3: that seriously, thank you ladies. Maybe I'll see you again tonight.

477
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 3: All right, fine, New Orleans is something that apparently, let me.

478
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,280
Speaker 2: Tell you, there ain't no damn one of those girls

479
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Speaker 2: from Brooklyn. There was oh way those girls are from.

480
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: Was that stage? No? Or did he get busted?

481
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:09,000
Speaker 2: He got busted with what I thought was three hookers.

482
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 2: In my opinion, he had three hookers with him. He goes,

483
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,040
Speaker 2: are we on She goes, yeah, we're on TV? And

484
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:18,160
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, thank you ladies. And they're like, we

485
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,719
Speaker 2: just want to get you where you needed to go,

486
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 2: Like that's where he needed to be for the neat

487
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Speaker 2: the news drop. No, they were walking to the hotel

488
00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:28,520
Speaker 2: with his old bastard and they ran into a news

489
00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:33,440
Speaker 2: camera and immediately he's like, they're from Brooklyn and they're like, yeah,

490
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 2: we're from Brooklyn.

491
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Speaker 1: In their pajamas, it looks like that's they're very comfortable

492
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Speaker 1: on that street.

493
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Speaker 2: Absolutely fantastic we didn't even start the show.

494
00:22:44,640 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: But and the super Bowl hasn't even started yet.

495
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I mean talking about spending your whole

496
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Speaker 2: week in New Orleans. I hope he's having a great time.

497
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,919
Speaker 2: Should we take a break and start the show. All right,

498
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Speaker 2: We'll be right back, man. I don't even know how

499
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:05,000
Speaker 2: we got on that talking about the super Bowl, but

500
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 2: I got some I got some big news.

501
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,520
Speaker 1: We gotta start the show.

502
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 2: Let's start it, all right, guys.

503
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,959
Speaker 1: And I talked to Arnold in LA and this is

504
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 1: what he wanted to say.

505
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 2: I'm out here and Julian line line name bitches.

506
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: But I do believe he's running out of money. He's

507
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: only gonna be there so long.

508
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's coming back.

509
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,200
Speaker 1: So we'll do today's show without him. Hopefully we see

510
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: him soon. We're gonna do it live. We oh the one, two, three?

511
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:39,480
Speaker 2: Sore losers? What up, everybody? I'm lunchbox. I know the

512
00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:41,680
Speaker 2: most about sports, So I give you the sports facts,

513
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 2: my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

514
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,000
Speaker 1: He all it says. And I'm from the North. I'm

515
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 1: in Alpha male. I live on the north side of Nashville.

516
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: Found a Broadway girl. Her name was Baser at the time.

517
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 1: Her name was Bee at the time. Now I've nicknamed

518
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Speaker 1: her Baser and we went nor two point two acres.

519
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 1: We live about two hours from ten in a beautiful

520
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:05,160
Speaker 1: community called Indian Lake. Absolutely love it. It is gorgeous out there,

521
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 1: and I want to buy more property. I want some

522
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,400
Speaker 1: crops right now. We just got grass over to you, man,

523
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 1: not the kind you can smoke.

524
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 2: I was out to dinner with the family the other night,

525
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Speaker 2: sitting at a table. There's five of us, me, my wife,

526
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Speaker 2: my three children, my three children sitting there cross from us,

527
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 2: and we're just admiring how awesome our children are and

528
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 2: how badass they are. And here comes the waitress and

529
00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:33,720
Speaker 2: sets someone next to me at a table right next

530
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Speaker 2: to me. The table right next to us freaking smells

531
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Speaker 2: over here, two tie, It does smell. It's like someone

532
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 2: has moved in here. I mean there's deodorant, there's damn

533
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: food storage bins. I mean it's like a pantry. I

534
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 2: have blankets. Don't understand how people think this is their studio.

535
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 2: But anyway, you digress. I digress, and I look over

536
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 2: the guy and I'm like, man, that god looks familiar.

537
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,679
Speaker 2: How do I know that guy? And I mean he's there.

538
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 2: He takes a phone call talking business chee. I'm like, dang.

539
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 2: Then he's texting somebody che and then five minutes later

540
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 2: he's on the phone again, talking again like I'm like, damn,

541
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,880
Speaker 2: this dude's important business.

542
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: Then I realized Bodness never sleeps.

543
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 2: Then I realized who it was. I was like, damn.

544
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: I've never seen him in Nashville before, never seen him

545
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: out in the public, only seen him on the TV

546
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Speaker 2: Clark Lee had football coach Vanderbilt football.

547
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Speaker 1: Wow.

548
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,640
Speaker 2: So I have decided there's something big that is about

549
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 2: to be announced with van Vanderbilt football because he was

550
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:43,080
Speaker 2: at dinner and he took a phone call three different times,

551
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Speaker 2: three different times in the thirty five minutes he was

552
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Speaker 2: there at dinner.

553
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: Portal. Hey, portal's heating up.

554
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:52,560
Speaker 2: I don't know if the portal is still open. I

555
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 2: don't know if the portals still closed, if he's still

556
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: trying to get that big recruit. But either he is

557
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 2: super busy and something is super we're huge is about

558
00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,280
Speaker 2: to be announced, or the life of a college football

559
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 2: coach absolutely sucks. I don't know which one. It is,

560
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,679
Speaker 2: but if in the next week there's some huge announcement

561
00:26:10,680 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 2: from Vanderbilt football. I was there on the ground floor

562
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: when it was all going down because he was texting.

563
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,360
Speaker 2: Took three different phone calls why he was sitting at

564
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:25,919
Speaker 2: that table in a thirty five minute span, and it

565
00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,400
Speaker 2: made me realize, Man, he's either recruiting some awesome high

566
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 2: school kid or there's some fire that's going on that

567
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,639
Speaker 2: he's trying to put out. They're trying to make a

568
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,040
Speaker 2: decision on do we keep this guy on scholarship, not

569
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 2: on scholarship, do we go on the portal? Or as

570
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Speaker 2: a college football coach, you're on college twenty four to

571
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 2: seven and you never get to relax coach.

572
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,360
Speaker 1: I was thinking about this, and I haven't heard any

573
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,120
Speaker 1: media source report this yet, But is things better now

574
00:26:55,160 --> 00:27:00,159
Speaker 1: for Vanderbilt because of the portal? Are they getting They

575
00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: can obviously lose if they have a good kid like

576
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 1: their quarterback. I'm surprised he didn't go in the portal

577
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,040
Speaker 1: and go somewhere else.

578
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 2: Nah, I don't think he can. Really, he was good.

579
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 2: He's Gava Pavia, Diego Pavia. I think he's good in

580
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:20,160
Speaker 2: a gimmicky style offense. Like he can't be a traditional quarterback,

581
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:24,440
Speaker 2: like he can't go to Ohio State. He can't just

582
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: drop back and pass the ball like them. They gotta

583
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 2: do something different. It's a weird. I don't know what

584
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 2: it is. But he's not that good.

585
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:34,159
Speaker 1: But hear me, hear me on the portal, go ahead.

586
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: A portal means you go into something to transport to

587
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 1: something else. People can use the portal. Whereas you're a

588
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:48,359
Speaker 1: high schooler, they know they can bang the portal. Why

589
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: not start out at a Vanderbilt get exposure, you're playing

590
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,360
Speaker 1: SEC schools, then bang, bang the portal.

591
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 2: Why not start it? If you're good enough to go

592
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 2: to Alabama, why not start at Alabama? Maybe you're not

593
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 2: gonna start correct. That's a good point. It's a valid point.

594
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 2: And I think more more kids are gonna do that

595
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,320
Speaker 2: where they're going to go to a smaller school. There

596
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 2: they get they can get playing time and then say

597
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 2: peace out, let me go to the big dogs.

598
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: So maybe that's why his phone was raining off the hook.

599
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,800
Speaker 2: Maybe, But I just felt bad for the poor guy.

600
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:21,359
Speaker 2: He couldn't even And here's the thing. Girls were in

601
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 2: town from Brooklyn. No, he didn't have any girls from

602
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 2: Brooklyn with him. But he did eat a salad he'd

603
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 2: and they brought him the bread plate because at the

604
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 2: Italian restaurant they bring you bread and some olive oil.

605
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 2: He just shoved that bread aside. He wasn't gonna put

606
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: the carbs in his body at that time of night.

607
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: It was a salad, straight salad, and he had a

608
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: cup of water.

609
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: Practice what you preach.

610
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, this dude is not even

611
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,239
Speaker 2: tempted by that bread, my frog loove, or maybe he

612
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 2: was just too distracted by the phone call that he

613
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 2: didn't even see the bread sitting there. But it was

614
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 2: right there by his left hand the whole time and

615
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 2: he never touched it.

616
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Speaker 1: Let's be real. The portal has made people phones just

617
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: absolutely blow up. They were interviewing mac Brown, picked another

618
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: guy to come with him to North Carolina.

619
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:13,400
Speaker 2: Who's coaching Now where at North Carolina? What happened to

620
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,400
Speaker 2: mac Brown? Got let go? Oh they didn't bring him back.

621
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: So there's another guy they hired out, Thibodeau Lombardi. Lombardi, Yeah,

622
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: some guy. Yeah, he's hired there. They were interviewing him

623
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: on McAfee. Bro Oh boy, it's just a reference not

624
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,280
Speaker 1: not stealing their material.

625
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 2: Thank you.

626
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 1: He his phone went out the entire interview, which tells

627
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:39,719
Speaker 1: me that portal is meaning you're always on your phone, texting, calling,

628
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: You never know what's going to go down on the portal.

629
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 2: And I looked at Clark Lee why he was sitting

630
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,440
Speaker 2: there eating dinner and he took those phone calls, he

631
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 2: responded to texts, but he still looked relaxed, which was

632
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,120
Speaker 2: so shocking to me. I'm like, if my phone was

633
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: ringing that much, I would be like, God, this sucks.

634
00:29:58,160 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 2: I'm so stressed out. But he can't ever turn it

635
00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: off because what if he misses that one huge phone call.

636
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:09,160
Speaker 2: Another amazing analogy, And this is just at Vanderbilt.

637
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,239
Speaker 1: This isn't even at like Alabama. Hold your dick, got it.

638
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: What if relationships had a portal? This will give you

639
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: a context and a picture of how crazy the portal

640
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: is in college and how many phone calls. What if

641
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 1: relationships had a portal they do where your chick could

642
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: jump in the portal after a year, she can my

643
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,560
Speaker 1: wife can jump in the portal after a year she

644
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,680
Speaker 1: can do Literally imagine how much calling lunch, what's up?

645
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 1: What's yeah? What's I don't know. I don't know. I

646
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 1: don't think she's gonna jump to the portal. What about

647
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: your girl? What are you thinking? Yeah, the convention was good.

648
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: Do you think she's gonna stay with you or she

649
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: gonna jump in the portal? Dude, it we don't know.

650
00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: She was looking at Joe from Sarasota, so she may

651
00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 2: jump over there.

652
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 1: The portal intensifies and electrifies everything, but that doesn't exist

653
00:30:55,960 --> 00:30:57,959
Speaker 1: in relationships. But dude, that's one of these coaches. They

654
00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: got to be running ragged.

655
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 2: You have a great I kept saying that relationship. You

656
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 2: can jump in the portal. You can jump in the

657
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: portal before you're married. Once you're married, it's very expensive

658
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 2: to get into the portal. Because these college kids it

659
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 2: doesn't cost them anything to get in the portal.

660
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:15,640
Speaker 1: And they used to not be able to get in

661
00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 1: the portal this correctly and could it bang the minute

662
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 1: you got in the portal, Now you can. You'd have

663
00:31:20,840 --> 00:31:22,600
Speaker 1: to wait a year to bang, And nobody's gonna wait

664
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: a whole year to bang.

665
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 2: Right now. It's like, oh my god, I can just

666
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 2: get in the portal and go. I can go raw

667
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,440
Speaker 2: dog and just get in the portal and just be

668
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 2: there in a minute and go, go, go. That could

669
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,120
Speaker 2: be interesting if there was no such thing as marriage,

670
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 2: or marriage was one year contracts, because that's all scholarships

671
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 2: are in college is one year. Everybody's like, oh, they

672
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 2: signed their letter. But I believe I might be wrong.

673
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 2: I never signed a scholarship letter for my athletic ability.

674
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it's only for one year. So after

675
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: that one year of a relationship, you got to get

676
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,560
Speaker 2: them to re sign. So you don't think you're gonna

677
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: be working your ass off that whole. So there is

678
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 2: no such thing as marriage. You have a ceremony where

679
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 2: you bring your friends and family together, but it's a

680
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:11,320
Speaker 2: one year freaking thing, and we come back in the

681
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: year and they decide if they want to hit the portal.

682
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:15,800
Speaker 1: The convention, for example, so you would it's not just

683
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,560
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go the entire day. I haven't even

684
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: really texted my chick today. If there was a portal,

685
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: I'd be texting all morning. Hey are you happy?

686
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:22,280
Speaker 2: Exactly?

687
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: Okay, Lunch and his wife went out to dinner. It

688
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: sounds like they're doing pretty good, so I don't think

689
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: she's gonna jump in.

690
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 2: The hopper's hit the kids. I mean, we don't go by.

691
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: Ourselves, okay, and the kids don't go to the portal.

692
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: It would be just your wife goes there.

693
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:34,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, the kids can't go in the portal.

694
00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:37,960
Speaker 1: So this is what I'm saying. The convention happens. Hey,

695
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 1: Joe from Sarasota, I don't know him and his wife.

696
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 1: Did they seem like they're getting in a fight. She

697
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 1: may hit the portal?

698
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she was. She did. Like the way

699
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 2: Miguel checked out. She was Miguel such a good plumber.

700
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 2: I mean, she may be interested in that.

701
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: So then all of a sudden, you're checking in on everybody, phone, clothes,

702
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: I'm calling you, I'm calling Maybe coaches can't call players,

703
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 1: but you're still checking on everybody. I'm calling your Hey,

704
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 1: how did Lunch's wife seem at dinner? Was she happy?

705
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: What about the other night when they were doing sledding

706
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: and stuff? Was she happy? Or you think she's gonna

707
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: hit the portal. You're communicating so much more with the portal, and.

708
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 2: You're talking to her representative, so you're calling her friends, like, hey, Nancy,

709
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? So, like, have you heard

710
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 2: anything like, is she getting cold feet? Is she, you know,

711
00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,160
Speaker 2: thinking about dipping her toe in the Oh she's going

712
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 2: she's jumping right into the portal. There's no okay, no hesitation.

713
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: All right, cool, We'll be on the lookout for that

714
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 2: paperwork when it's filed. All right, Thanks Nancy, Bye boom, Samantha.

715
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:32,280
Speaker 2: So what's up with Margaret? You know what I mean?

716
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 1: Is Margaret? You know?

717
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 2: No, she's happy and a no chance she's getting in

718
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 2: the portal? All right, thanks man, Margaret? All right, thanks Nancy,

719
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,160
Speaker 2: But hey, what's up?

720
00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,120
Speaker 1: Callaway was single and ready to mingle at the convention?

721
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: What's up with him in the portal? Is he jumping in? Oh?

722
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 1: He's had to do a different portal.

723
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's still singling right to mingle. Man, there's still yeah,

724
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,280
Speaker 2: been no takers, you know, no no offers from that way.

725
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 1: I don't know, not even being funny, but factual didn't.

726
00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: At the convention, one of our coaches girlfriends jumped into

727
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:02,080
Speaker 1: the portal.

728
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,239
Speaker 2: Oh I don't know.

729
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,280
Speaker 1: I mean, we saw it happen before our own very eyes.

730
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: Dude, I don't know, but I'm just telling you this.

731
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 2: Be on the lookout for big news out of Vanderbilt

732
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 2: football because Clark Lee, he ate salad, didn't touch the bread,

733
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 2: had a glass of water, took three phone calls, responded

734
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 2: to three texts in thirty five minutes. That is the

735
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: life of a college football coach. Can't even enjoy a

736
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:32,400
Speaker 2: night out on a Monday night where they serve a

737
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,120
Speaker 2: little bit of pasta. That's unbelievable. That job is not

738
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,359
Speaker 2: for me. We'll take a break, We'll be right back.

739
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 1: Are you going to the super Bowl?

740
00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 2: Ah? No, I'm not gonna go to the super Bowl, dude,

741
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 2: But if you had.

742
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: Any plan, like, if you had any buddy like you

743
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,280
Speaker 1: and me both have friends from states that are connected

744
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: to Louisiana, So I think it's a drive for Texas people.

745
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: Have you had buddies throw the idea floated out there?

746
00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 2: No nobody, because I don't have anybody that is a

747
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 2: fan of the Chiefs or the Eagles except for Pitts.

748
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 2: And he said, I'm not paying four thousand dollars to

749
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 2: see my Chiefs. I'll watch it on my TV.

750
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: Bub But what is he doing? Is he doing a

751
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 1: house party? Has he told you.

752
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 2: He's gonna watch in his house by himself like he

753
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:17,800
Speaker 2: does every year.

754
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: Telling you he's gotta watch out if you go to

755
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,399
Speaker 1: his house. Guys, watch out for that footkick whenever they

756
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,800
Speaker 1: score a touchdown or whatever. It catches you off guard.

757
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, and here I'm gonna tell you what. I have

758
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 2: been taking a compliance course EAS training during this whole

759
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 2: podcast for our The Big Show, and they have questions.

760
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,879
Speaker 2: I missed all three. I got them all wrong because

761
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:41,600
Speaker 2: I just had a guess because I wasn't reading them

762
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,319
Speaker 2: and I wasn't listening to the sounds. I got them

763
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 2: all wrong. But the problem with Pitts is he should

764
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 2: have the routine down by now, sort of like the Chiefs.

765
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,959
Speaker 2: They know exactly how super Bowl Week works because they're

766
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,959
Speaker 2: there every damn time.

767
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,440
Speaker 1: Have you looked at the stats?

768
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 2: No, I haven't looked at anything, because here's the thing

769
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: that drives me nuts. Two weeks in between.

770
00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: It's too long. It's too damn long, bru. I'm most long.

771
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: I've almost come to grips with football being over, and

772
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, awesome, we gotta I'm kind of moving

773
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 1: into the swing of March madness. Baseball starts in the

774
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:16,200
Speaker 1: middle of March. We got the Dodgers gonna go for

775
00:36:16,239 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: the all time Major League Baseball record of one hundred

776
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: and seventeen wins. We got home run who's gonna win

777
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 1: the home run race? There's a lot of new bets

778
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: that need to be placed. Oh, I forgot the Super Bowl.

779
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 2: I mean two weeks. There's only so much you can

780
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 2: talk about in the two weeks. And it's just repetitive, repetitive, repetitive.

781
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: And they do this thing where the people go and

782
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 2: ask questions, and they thought it was so funny. It's

783
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 2: James I mean, I didn't watch any of the Jamis

784
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 2: Winston stuff. He was in the crowd, right, Yeah, he

785
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 2: was asking He was covering it for somebody, maybe Fox,

786
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 2: I don't know, but he was asking questions and they

787
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,400
Speaker 2: were all the clips were like people cracking up, So

788
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 2: it must have been fantastic. But at the same time,

789
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:57,520
Speaker 2: I'm just like, God, how much of this can we do?

790
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: I understand it's the TV show, but does not does

791
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: anybody not get burned out of this crap?

792
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,280
Speaker 1: And I want to know where the play. They probably

793
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,959
Speaker 1: have got it figured out the hotel they're at. Dude,

794
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 1: if I was a player, I would kind of go

795
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: into hiding these two weeks. But you're required to go

796
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:15,239
Speaker 1: to these media sessions. You're required those here. Since I

797
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,279
Speaker 1: just don't get fined, I'll do that. But dude, other

798
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,560
Speaker 1: than that, I want my dietitian, I want my massus.

799
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: Am I right?

800
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:28,279
Speaker 1: Deshaun and Tucker? I mean, how about that history getting more?

801
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: The other night? On the bottom line, I'm like, oh,

802
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,120
Speaker 1: just a nice relaxing night. Here's check in on a

803
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 1: couple of hockey scores. We got a little ten dollars parlay.

804
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 1: Who Tucker nine more accusations of messuses.

805
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 2: And I realized that's why he was missing so many

806
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,799
Speaker 2: kicks this year. He was tight. No one would rub

807
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:45,239
Speaker 2: him down.

808
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:52,160
Speaker 1: Dude, who what a funk? A massage can lead the sacks?

809
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 2: Who would have thought that a massage would have caused

810
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 2: an erection?

811
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 1: What the players were doing is they were getting the

812
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 1: direction closer to the massage lady allegedly.

813
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 2: But how I mean, it's amazing. Who knew that kickers

814
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 2: were creeps? I thought it was just the real athletes.

815
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,880
Speaker 1: And who knew they would massage the inside of your legs.

816
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:18,960
Speaker 1: I've never thought to ask that, hey they want massage?

817
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:22,400
Speaker 1: Anywhere you've asked, hey can you massage? My butt.

818
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 2: No, they ask if you want a massage your butt.

819
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:27,440
Speaker 2: I haven't they've asked me. They say, you want me

820
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 2: to even your butt, your your glutes cludius maximus. They

821
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 2: say that, yeah, and with an ac Yeah, we got

822
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 2: in low kei flex guys, rich rich, We're on the

823
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 2: Dominican Republic.

824
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: We got one on the beach. Or it might have

825
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,480
Speaker 1: been our honeymoon. We might have done it in Acapolco.

826
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: We might have done it in what's our t shirt?

827
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,720
Speaker 1: Say take him to a Ruba. We did them in Aruba.

828
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,799
Speaker 1: I was I didn't want to be half mass on

829
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: the beach, so I had the lady like massage in

830
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: my toes. I was like, an good hell of massage. Thanks,

831
00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: here's five bucks. Bye. Well, I'm not trying to walk

832
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: down the Pacific with half nub.

833
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,920
Speaker 2: Have I hate to tell you, not every massage you

834
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 2: get a nub, because I go get massages and I

835
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:06,400
Speaker 2: don't get nubs.

836
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: Well, you've never met Tucker, Yeah, and.

837
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 2: I will say that we were at the pool in

838
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 2: Las Vegas and Ryan, he definitely got a massage right

839
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: there by the pool. The ladies came set up her table.

840
00:39:19,760 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: And he what about the guys gambling.

841
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 2: Oh dude, he's just sitting there getting a massage, dude.

842
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:27,799
Speaker 2: And then Missy got one. I mean my wife. No,

843
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 2: my wife didn't get one. It was just Missy and Garrett.

844
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 2: They both got a massage right there at the freaking pool.

845
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 1: What about when the guys are gambling and they come

846
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,279
Speaker 1: around in the massage on while they're playing that.

847
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 2: I'll never understand.

848
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,240
Speaker 1: The chick hit me up when we're at the Aria

849
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:42,600
Speaker 1: for Thanksgiving. It was Thanksgiving Day. People were just putting

850
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: away their mashed potatoes and gravy, and she came up

851
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:46,319
Speaker 1: and wanted to know if I want to rub down

852
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 1: while me and Bezer were playing crabs.

853
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they're like, oh, here, while you're playing blackjack,

854
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 2: was you like a massage? I'm like no, Like I'm

855
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,640
Speaker 2: sitting up like it's not really comfortable.

856
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,680
Speaker 1: My mind will be thinking of something else besides the car.

857
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 2: But people do it all the time. They turn nurse

858
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 2: chair around. They were sitting there with their back and

859
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 2: they laying their arms on the table, And I mean,

860
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 2: I don't understand how that's relaxing, because I want to

861
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 2: lay down when I'm getting a massage.

862
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 1: Dude. I was playing Roulette. I had the entire graveyard

863
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 1: of high nooners before he went to Shania Twain, the

864
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: cowboy next to me getting rubbed off.

865
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: I was playing Roulette and there was a big stack

866
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:25,040
Speaker 2: on the freaking table and Justin Tucker was getting massaged.

867
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 2: He knocked the chips everywhere. No spin hit him with

868
00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: the poll. Yeah, it was like, what the hell you doing, dude?

869
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,560
Speaker 2: Like we were playing, and then we moved over to

870
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 2: the crabs table and the dude rolled the dice. Tucker's

871
00:40:38,320 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 2: dong boom knocked the dice off.

872
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: The freaking man.

873
00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,600
Speaker 2: No roll, no roll, It's like man, and so he

874
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:47,520
Speaker 2: has been banned from getting massage massages in Las Vegas.

875
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: They're at the table allegedly. Now I got an email, coachers,

876
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 2: what's up? It's your favorite author, Grace. Can I get

877
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 2: a nineteenth birthday shout out? January twenty seventh? Can I

878
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,520
Speaker 2: also get a Go Kings? I may be biased, but

879
00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: I'm calling it now. The Sacramento Kings are making the

880
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 2: run to the NBA Finals this year. Anyway, keep up

881
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,839
Speaker 2: the great pods and have a great coaches Convention. From

882
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 2: Grace Diaz.

883
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 1: That was before the Coaches Convention.

884
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, she and that's before they traded, said tell me,

885
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:26,720
Speaker 2: before they traded dearon FOXX to the San Antonio Spurs.

886
00:41:26,719 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 2: So I think Grace Diaz may be a little disappointed

887
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:29,799
Speaker 2: right now.

888
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 1: And she said the MAVs they're gonna have a hell

889
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,279
Speaker 1: of a year.

890
00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:35,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, Luca for MVB, and the Mavericks are gonna

891
00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:39,479
Speaker 2: build a statue outside the stadium. Oh no, they're not. Hey,

892
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 2: what up, lunch. It's Revas from Fresno. We're selling Super

893
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,239
Speaker 2: Bowl squares if you're interested. They're one hundred dollars each

894
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 2: and it pays out every score change. For example, the

895
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:54,799
Speaker 2: quarter starting what is whoa whoa whoa? The starting pot

896
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:58,120
Speaker 2: is two, three hundred and seventy five dollars. Every time

897
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 2: there's a score change, whoever has those gets one hundred dollars.

898
00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 2: Whoever has the score at the end of the quarter

899
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:07,480
Speaker 2: gets what is left of the two two three d

900
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 2: and seventy five. If you're interested, let me know, as always,

901
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: go pack, go eat ass Uh, yeah, I'm interested. Let's go.

902
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: You can win some gross money at squares.

903
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 2: Let me know. Let's see we got another email, Let's

904
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 2: see it. Where'd it go? We're not leaving. Just heard

905
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 2: the CMA speech. I'm a couple months behind on the

906
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 2: big show. Funny as hell. I couldn't make it to

907
00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 2: the Coaches Convention, but I put one hundred dollars on

908
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 2: red last week at the local casino by my house

909
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 2: in Iowa. Doesn't say if he won or lost. Also,

910
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 2: I was the Dak side in the fantasy league and

911
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 2: never got to hear my name on the pod. Oh

912
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 2: hated that guy. Yeah, we're not leaving. Michael Calderone, Yeah,

913
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 2: I didn't really like him. There's kind of a dick.

914
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 2: Anything else, very dude.

915
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: We meet the fantasy football people in person, ended up

916
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:02,000
Speaker 1: great people. I mean Jesse, Jesse Lava. I love the dude.

917
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: I hate the dude, and but.

918
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 2: I hated all season. I hated him because he was

919
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,320
Speaker 2: in a math I have a system.

920
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: The entire year. Justin Badmoutham Justin's like that guy fucking sucks.

921
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: And we met him in person and he was hilarious.

922
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,720
Speaker 1: It was Justin's favorite person at the convention.

923
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 2: Now you know what he kept telling me.

924
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 1: He came then bought Justin and tequila shot.

925
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 2: No, no, you know what he kept telling me. He's like, hey, lunch.

926
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,640
Speaker 2: How's that feel to buy my You bought my coaches

927
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:31,920
Speaker 2: convention ticket. I'm like all right. He's like hey, He's like,

928
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:33,439
Speaker 2: you see this drink right here?

929
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 1: You paid for that.

930
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:36,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, shut them. He's like, you see this tattoo?

931
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 2: I got you paid for that. Also, I'm like, all right,

932
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:40,839
Speaker 2: I got it. I paid for your whole weekend because

933
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 2: you eliminated me in the playoffs. I gave you that

934
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:45,840
Speaker 2: spot in the semi finals because you beat me. I

935
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 2: got it. You have a system. That's pretty funny. He

936
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:49,840
Speaker 2: kept saying it all weekend, and the more he said it,

937
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 2: the funnier it was.

938
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: We had the same record as him. We won zero dollars.

939
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 1: He won sixteen hundred dollars because he had more points

940
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,720
Speaker 1: total than us. We tied for the division.

941
00:43:57,920 --> 00:43:59,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he won that five hundred and then he

942
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 2: advanced in the playoffs. In the semi finals, he got

943
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 2: third place. That is at But yeah, I have a

944
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: great Wednesday. Guys, we're out of here. I don't know

945
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:08,799
Speaker 2: you got anything else.

946
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 1: Did you ever see that video of him Jesse Leva, No, dude,

947
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,760
Speaker 1: he was he ate a squirpyon at that Servasa Jacks

948
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: Bar and then took a shot.

949
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't really understand that. I don't think that

950
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 2: can be good for the system.

951
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,920
Speaker 1: And there's no way they have scorpions on tap.

952
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:27,319
Speaker 2: I think they're dead.

953
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 1: Uh, and then they do them.

954
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think you eat a live scorpion? Right?

955
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 1: Can we get those for free? Yeah?

956
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:33,560
Speaker 2: No, Yeah.

957
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: I used to know a good girl there at HTC

958
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: Toutsi's we knew one. Oh, definitely Midtown winners, losers, rebar, Yeah,

959
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: but rebar doesn't rebar six feet under. Yeah, that's now

960
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 1: old dominion. It's open about to be and winners losers.

961
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 1: One of those is Riley Duckman's. Yeah, it's Doug blind.

962
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,479
Speaker 2: Doug Blind, that's winners. So all right, Happy Winnsday, guys.

963
00:44:56,520 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 2: Well Friday, Wall the walls. Super Bowl coverage goals that

964
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 2: you have not heard in the last two weeks.

965
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: Over to you, Tom, what are you doing? I got

966
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: try eyes? Oh that's a great call. It's hard to

967
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 1: try eyes in the NFL play football. What about you,

968
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,960
Speaker 1: Kevin Well, we're here at Super Bowl.

969
00:45:14,120 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 2: Uh.

970
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,920
Speaker 1: Over to you, Bob Howard Stern. Oh you've got dry eyes.

971
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: When Howard Stein's money hi erin, Hey, guys, Yes, my

972
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: eyes are a little dry. Back up to you TV,

973
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: alright e. Thanks over to you. Kevin Gearhart, It's Super

974
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:35,120
Speaker 1: Bowl fifty nine, Tom, Aaron EA and John Ronaldi. Next,

975
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's hard to play in the NFL.

976
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: Brady's gonna do great at.

977
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 2: The Car's gonna be amazing.

978
00:45:44,239 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: He's improved all year.

979
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 2: He's gonna be like nude when I was in the

980
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 2: zuper Bow. I did this when I was a Super

981
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 2: Bowl I did this.

982
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think we could get over the

983
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 1: fact that I didn't really know who's gonna be at

984
00:45:53,640 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: the coach's convention doing the announcing, and I go, all right, guys.

985
00:45:56,480 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: Next is Aaron andrews Uh, Tom Ronaldi and Kevin Gearhart.

986
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,279
Speaker 1: It was a completely wrong crew. It was it was

987
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 1: it was your boy Olsen was it was no, it

988
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: was Akman, Joe Buddy and Pam Oliver.

989
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. H