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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who's been working at the

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Speaker 1: same company for a long long time. I feel you, buddy,

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Speaker 1: I feel you. His coworkers wanted to acknowledge that in

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Speaker 1: honor his years of dedication by setting him up for

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Speaker 1: a prank call. That's why we reach out to tell him, Hey, congrats,

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Speaker 1: he's retiring. Yay. The problem is he doesn't know about

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Speaker 1: that until we come up with a very special way

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Speaker 1: to deliver the news. It's your phone tap right now? Hello? Hi,

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Speaker 1: is this Douglas? Hey? Yeah, it was calling. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: Hello Douglas. Hello, dude, do I know you? Hello? And

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Speaker 1: good day to you, Douglas. We are the good news

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Speaker 1: Trio Trio Trio tree blow flare on that. Okay, I've

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Speaker 1: never gotten one of these before. Well, today is your

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Speaker 1: lucky day? Are you ready? Dog? Be sure? All right?

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Speaker 1: Are you ready? Gay? That's right, let's go. Happy retirement,

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Speaker 1: Happy retre work. Wait wait, but I'm not retiring. Yeah

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Speaker 1: we know, no more work, no more work. God feels

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Speaker 1: good to say, yeah you're retiring, Douglass. Oh man, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I I just got a new trailer. I know I'm

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Speaker 1: not retiring. Hold on, is this is this the right guy,

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Speaker 1: I thought, did we screw up? Did we screw Uh?

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Speaker 1: Sorry about the singing, By the way, it's kind of

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Speaker 1: a habit. We just we just do it. We work together. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not enough if you asked me though, But you guys

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Speaker 1: did mess up. You got the wrong person. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: let me check the paperwork. Yeah, this is a Douglas

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Speaker 1: from insurance. Is that correct? Yeah? That's me, But I'm

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Speaker 1: not No, no, no, you guys have the wrong guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm not retiring. Oh maybe he doesn't. Does he not

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Speaker 1: know yet? I told you his management was very specific

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Speaker 1: we shouldn't him before Friday. Do you think that's the problem. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I can hear you. I'm still on the line, Doug.

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Speaker 1: Pretend you didn't hear that, you're ma. But I did

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Speaker 1: hear that. You're saying management had you do this, Douglas.

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Speaker 1: I think you need to focus on the important things

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, I am focused on the important things.

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Speaker 1: You're saying I'm being forced out? No, why life is

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Speaker 1: but a dream? It's want to make it a Yeah,

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Speaker 1: sail boats and discount movie tickets. Stop freaking singing. You

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Speaker 1: sound like dying cats. That's our job now. Too excited

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Speaker 1: for retire? Probably you know retirees love hard candy. Boy,

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Speaker 1: I don't, and I'm not retiring at to. Oh, lollipop, lollipop? Please?

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Speaker 1: Can you just talk to me. We are talking to you, Doug. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're talking and telling you get to enjoy hard candies

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Speaker 1: instead of clocking in. You're gonna be clocking Werthers till

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Speaker 1: you die. You are an idiot. I'm trying to tell

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Speaker 1: you I'm not leaving this company, and as far as

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm not leaving. Oh god, oh you should

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Speaker 1: just tell them. Oh you think tell me? What don't

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Speaker 1: you think you've done? En up? It's a brank all.

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Speaker 1: It's a brank all. Bab what do you what do

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Speaker 1: you mean You're not retiring. Nobody's forcing you to do anything, Douglas.

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Speaker 1: Because saying Jeffrey for Brick and Jeffrey in the morning,

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Speaker 1: can you hear the relief? Yeah, your co workers Tanisha

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Speaker 1: and Lane set you up because they said you've been

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Speaker 1: working at the company for almost twenty years now. They

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Speaker 1: thought I to say that you're going into early retirement. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: For someome that was nice. Jeffrey, do you want to

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Speaker 1: retire now? Yeah? Maybe? But I got a written their next. First,

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Speaker 1: you can hire us for that too, Yeah joke. Week

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Speaker 1: up every morning was foot taps weekday mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning