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Speaker 2: The Layer, host the money turkey stuff.

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Speaker 3: I can't tell me.

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Speaker 4: What the fuck was that? Huh yeah, oh.

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Speaker 2: Man, that's embarrassing as oll.

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Speaker 5: That suck.

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Speaker 2: He went to go take a ship and then they

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Speaker 2: didn't take.

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Speaker 5: A ship, and I.

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Speaker 6: Didn't take a ship. I did not take a ship.

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Speaker 6: It was number one, long number one.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't a long number one.

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Speaker 5: I don't lave me entro music twice.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's that's that's that's ninety seconds. All right, here

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Speaker 2: we go. Should we start this d Let's start it

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Speaker 2: for Mo Betta, Mo Cheeda foes, knock the man off

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Speaker 2: your polo sweater. There it is, there it is.

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Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to a phenomenal live episode of

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Speaker 4: My Mama Told Me, the.

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Speaker 6: Podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black

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Speaker 6: conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove that with this new

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Speaker 2: Trump presidency, niggas are gonna have to buy condoms on

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Speaker 2: the street like their yellow tops. Let's go, let's go.

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Speaker 5: How did he die?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: He got some bad trojans baby laced with fentanyl.

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Speaker 6: They had to cut them somehow. Oh, man, I gotta

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Speaker 6: stretch out this ten pack. Man, I would be upset

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Speaker 6: about that if I bought condoms.

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Speaker 2: Preuss a button for yourself. Deserve.

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Speaker 4: It was the last time you bought a condom, last

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Speaker 4: time I bought a condom.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 4: I've been married now, God damn, five years. Five years

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Speaker 4: we've been married. Look at this tepid response. You guys

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Speaker 4: don't give a fuck. I found the love of my

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Speaker 4: life and you're like, so tell your little race jokes.

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Speaker 2: Boy. Yeah, I probably haven't bought a condom. I'd say

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Speaker 2: about seven eight same.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and I have to find the love of.

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Speaker 6: My life to do it. You're a braver man than me.

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Speaker 6: I'm just I got them in the house. There's like

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Speaker 6: we you have house condoms, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: You got your indoor condoms, and.

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Speaker 8: I got you can feed them, but don't touch them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I got the off roads. Hey, everybody,

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Speaker 2: thank you for coming out to the fucking shows. This

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Speaker 2: is so cool.

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Speaker 4: This, this looks this looks better than last time. I'll

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Speaker 4: say that the last time we were here there was

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Speaker 4: a lot more space in the room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we got people standing up. This is good. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is fucking tight and you'll stay that way. This

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Speaker 2: is gonna be cool. I'm Langston, I'm.

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Speaker 4: David yeah, and we if you're unfamiliar, we like to

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Speaker 4: talk about black conspiracy theories and.

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Speaker 2: We we love being here. This is I love this venue.

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Speaker 2: We've been hanging out eating pizza. All the toilet seats

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Speaker 2: are loose. It's cool.

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Speaker 7: Once again, did not interact with the seat I was

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Speaker 7: standing up. Don't do that to me.

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Speaker 4: We we like to kick off these live shows by

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Speaker 4: warming you guys up, giving you a little finger banging

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Speaker 4: to get you nice and red.

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Speaker 2: You're getting better.

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Speaker 6: When he first started, he was like, we're gonna finger

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Speaker 6: bang like it was a crazy angle. And as it's come,

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Speaker 6: I feel like the last show you're gonna do like

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Speaker 6: the come hither, Yeah, next show.

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Speaker 2: Two years over, she came, next show, I'm.

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Speaker 4: Gonna lick it and then hit y'all with it. But

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Speaker 4: we're gonna finger bang you a little bit, gets you

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Speaker 4: nice and warmed up. We'd like to start with a

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Speaker 4: little bit of a local conspiracy or we're in we're

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Speaker 4: in Brooklyn, we're in New York City, and so I

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Speaker 4: thought the best way to kick this thing off is

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Speaker 4: us to talk about a conspiracy I just found out about.

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Speaker 4: But apparently it has a lot of traction. It is

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Speaker 4: the six trained disappearances. Ain't that what you imagine the

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Speaker 4: Ain't he the shitty one on Thomas?

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Speaker 7: That's a mean one, right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: That one's dad wasn't a round Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 2: Why he's a bully. I don't even know my kaboos?

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Speaker 2: What does that mean? Edward or whatever the fuck your

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Speaker 7: Hey, tell me about I don't know anything. You gotta well,

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Speaker 4: Has anybody in the audience ever heard of these six

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Speaker 2: Okay, calm down, motherfucker. Damn yeah, I'll.

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Speaker 4: Be rude about it. Behave with civility. People are disappearing.

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Speaker 2: So apparently, and this is this is the first I'm

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Speaker 2: I think it's somewhere in the fifties of people who

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Speaker 2: God damn yes. Is it a popular train or is

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Speaker 2: it like the six train? Yeah, it's quite popular. Uh

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Speaker 2: j loo, I believe fa oh I do know about that.

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Speaker 4: Jo famously was a six Train X experts. She rolled

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Speaker 4: the six train early and often fly Girl days, Fly

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Speaker 4: Girl days. But this, this conspiracy, I think then blossoms

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Speaker 4: into a much more complicated one. But I think rather

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Speaker 4: than just to tell you everything, I actually found a

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Speaker 4: video from a website that is solely dedicated to these

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Speaker 4: disappearances and the mystery around them, the mystique. There's a website.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna play the video for you and then we'll

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Speaker 4: talk about it afterwards.

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Speaker 7: What's the website called.

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Speaker 2: I think it's like Subway last It's something weird six

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Speaker 2: Trains Mysteries, Subway dot Com. All right, are we good?

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Speaker 2: Oh right?

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Speaker 7: Oh right?

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Speaker 2: Not on you. Sorry, you're a good man. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: I spoke to you that way I spoke to you,

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Speaker 4: the way that Nigga spoke to me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Hurt people, hurt people. Yes, Okay, all right, here we go.

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Speaker 2: This is it. That's a four train by the way.

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah ha ha wait pause for secide. Okay, sure,

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Speaker 2: a portal to the past. That's right.

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Speaker 6: This feels like a different conspiracy than we than what

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Speaker 2: Me with, Playboy. Don't overthink it, all right, you're not

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Speaker 2: explaining much. I'm excited to see where this goes. Oh no, no,

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Speaker 8: Up, shut up, Shut the fuck up, shut up.

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Speaker 5: I tried my best.

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Speaker 2: Shut up. That is a good ass game, though. Okay,

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Speaker 2: here we go, Here we go. Ah.

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Speaker 4: Oh, look they're printing the money they're gonna use.

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Speaker 5: Paying off.

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Speaker 7: Huh is that al capone?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it could affect you all today there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I see subway conspiracy dot com. Let's go.

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Speaker 4: You're telling me you don't want to watch that movie.

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Speaker 4: They made a whole documentary. I'm definitely gonna pay for it.

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Speaker 2: Wait, that's a movie they will find. They're they're worked in.

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Speaker 4: They're financing a whole film to explain where these people went.

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Speaker 2: I feel like it was they went to the past.

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Speaker 2: I think I just solved it.

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Speaker 4: So for the I guess the people that don't know

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Speaker 4: anything about the six train, the six trains last stop

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Speaker 4: is not the last stop that you get off on, right,

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Speaker 4: the last stop of the subway is City Hall, but

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Speaker 4: then got shut down in nineteen forty five, and you

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Speaker 4: And in fact, they work really hard to make sure

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Speaker 4: claim the reason that they shut.

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Speaker 2: It down was for safety issues, that apparently it was unsafe,

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Speaker 2: but a lot of motherfuckers report hearing ghost sounds and

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Speaker 2: The ghost of city Hall.

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Speaker 4: The ghosts of city Hall, the Mayor's no longer here,

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Speaker 4: the ghost.

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Speaker 6: Of elections stolen past. H I don't know, I'm into this.

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Speaker 6: I like, have you ever been?

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Speaker 7: Does anyone here ever been to that last stop?

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Speaker 8: All you can go on tours, sir, you gotta relax.

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Speaker 8: You're a relax man.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like you know one dude. Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 4: know if this is the tour. If you're just like

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Speaker 4: a weird guy, yeah, like you on a weird date.

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Speaker 2: But that's not I do hope you bring that up

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Speaker 2: with your love life. You know. I've actually been where

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Speaker 2: they film turtles too, And if that ever gets you

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Speaker 4: Yep, the one with vanilla ice, Yeah, that's the one, Okay,

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Speaker 4: so you can go on a tour to visit this

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Speaker 2: And now are they pitching this tour? Are they pitching

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Speaker 4: No, come look at our old ship that we don't

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Speaker 4: show you otherwise. The second one, I feel bad that

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Speaker 6: Now you talk, you talk to him like you talk

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Speaker 7: I saw a ghost one time.

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Speaker 4: But although you you're you've had a ghost experience once,

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Speaker 4: do you want to tell the story?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I would.

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Speaker 6: I had a party and then I had to go

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Speaker 6: to work the next morning. So I went to sleep

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Speaker 2: I gotta work. Get the fuck out of my room.

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Speaker 7: And I went up and I turned on the lights

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Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I hate that story every time.

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Speaker 7: Fuck I don't know what that's what happened. I don't

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Speaker 7: believe in ghosts like that still though, Really that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: I never saw another one, Nigga, I've seen one. Platypus,

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Speaker 2: They're real. How drunk were you dead sober? I said,

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Speaker 2: not today, Langston. You gotta focus, you gotta meet a platypus.

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Speaker 6: And I don't if you want to get into the

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Speaker 7: But I don't think it was like AOOO. I think

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Speaker 7: That's how I felt.

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Speaker 2: I think that scares me a lot more. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 2: it's worse personally. I would prefer Yeah, even Casper's uncles

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Speaker 2: seem chill. Yeah, I have like night terrors or whatever.

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Speaker 2: But do I believe in.

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Speaker 7: No, I don't. I don't like this one. I don't

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Speaker 6: You're not buying that fifty some people confirmed or just

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Speaker 2: Fifty some people confirmed to be missing, according to this website. Okay.

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Speaker 6: Also, I don't mean to like shot on your fair city.

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Speaker 6: Don't people go missing here? Like you could get lost

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Speaker 4: They found him, probably never will show is a shame.

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Speaker 4: Hope they don't miss that motherfucker. You're a sick guy,

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Speaker 4: you know. Take your hand off that woman, bitch.

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Speaker 2: Run. You heard how he spoke.

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Speaker 4: If he's saying that in public, I can't imagine what

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Speaker 7: All the time, psychopath to your man's point, That's why

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Speaker 7: I don't believe this though. I feel like fifty people

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Speaker 2: I think that's fair.

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Speaker 4: One of the other things that bummed me out as

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Speaker 7: That the cash app was at the bottom.

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Speaker 2: The dollar signs in their gasha, it's just one dude's

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 4: One of the things that bummed me out is I

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Speaker 2: It's like that's not even Yeah, big Dog what.

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Speaker 4: Like they are really tying the missing and the sort

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Speaker 2: Yeh see. I don't, I don't.

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Speaker 6: I don't believe in that. I think there could be

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Speaker 6: this sounds crazy to me. This sounds like somebody's trying

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Speaker 7: Entertainment is a tough business.

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Speaker 4: They also do a crazy thing by saying portal to

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Speaker 6: That's the problem. That's where they lost me. I would

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Speaker 4: Like if they're just like, it's haunted in there, the

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Speaker 2: I could get with that litte.

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Speaker 6: But now, if that is a movie that they're making

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Speaker 6: about that. I watched that movie, like you put a

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Speaker 2: I go to see that movie every Halloween.

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Speaker 4: I just keep picturing Boosy in the past telling people

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Speaker 2: No, it would be different if you.

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Speaker 7: Like put your pussy on the phonograph for.

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Speaker 2: Your Boosy through the Ages is amazing Victorian or a

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Speaker 2: Boosy And you know what.

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Speaker 4: His positions on sexuality were much more reasonable then.

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Speaker 7: No, he was progressive in the eighteen hundred, he would

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Speaker 4: I you would have said the effort and people been like, hell, yeah, Boosy.

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Speaker 2: I didn't evenna tell you. I bought the Boosy movie.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, all this is the first t I'm hearing of

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Speaker 2: That's a stretch.

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Speaker 6: He got a camera, he got you know the best

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Speaker 6: part about the Boozy movie is he plays young, middle

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Speaker 7: Boosy, which is what I would do for my shit too.

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Speaker 2: I'm not paying somebody else for this. No, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: I wish he had done Boozy Baby.

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Speaker 4: Would it make you sad if somebody played you better

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Speaker 5: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 7: No, that's really complicated. How handsome is that person?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 6: They got to be handsome, are they? If they're more

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 6: If some ugly dude plays me better than me. I'm

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Speaker 6: going crazy. That would kill me. I get what you're saying,

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Speaker 6: like like if it wasn't like if, but if it

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's okay. Yeah, yeah that's nice. Yeah what about you?

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Speaker 2: Would you? Yeah? I think that would destroy me. I

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Speaker 2: don't care how handsome they are, don't really.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I think if they locked in me enough that

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Speaker 4: it felt like damn, I don't know if I could

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Speaker 6: Off and they like noticed about you that you didn't notice.

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Speaker 6: You're like, oh yeah, I didn't even know I walked like.

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Speaker 9: That, right, Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Or whoever? I think we I think this is covered.

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Speaker 2: I think we did this. Oh yeah, that was a

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Speaker 2: good That was a good person.

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Speaker 4: You guys feel warm, you feel ready to fuck around

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Speaker 4: and shit, we.

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Speaker 2: Have a star studded cast of.

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Speaker 4: Hilarious people, talented people that are joining us on stage

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Speaker 4: the first.

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Speaker 2: He's amazing.

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Speaker 4: He's a comedian, he's a musician, he's a talent for

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Speaker 4: the Ages, Goddamn Daily Show, rapped ship, all kinds of things.

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Speaker 4: Give it up for Jabouki young White? Wait, no is

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Speaker 4: it supposed to be? Should we start with? I was

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Speaker 4: literally mid slice.

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Speaker 9: Oh god, Okay, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Okay, give it up one more time for jabuki.

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Speaker 3: U.

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Speaker 2: No, we'll feel time keeping that pizza.

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Speaker 4: I got this up bad, I think, but we'll fix it.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, oh no, we forgot to switch again.

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Speaker 2: Shut up embarrassing while we're while we're working through our kinks.

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Speaker 2: I let my man play his thing.

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Speaker 4: But but while we're working through this, would you consider

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Speaker 4: yourself a conspirator the conspiracy theory ass nigga?

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Speaker 9: Yes, to the point where I'm like, it's not a conspiracy.

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Speaker 2: Whoa, That's that's good.

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Speaker 7: You know, That's how I feel, where you're like, no,

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Speaker 7: these are just stories, like this is just why this

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Speaker 7: is the news.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 9: My other thing too, is like something might not be true,

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Speaker 9: but I'm like, what a great narrative. You know, come on,

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Speaker 9: it would be great if that was true, and I'll

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Speaker 9: maybe believe that it is like that. I want to

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Speaker 9: live in the world where that is true.

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Speaker 2: I like that a lot. I love that too.

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Speaker 9: That's radical imagination, you know, do.

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Speaker 2: You have one that you feel especially passionate about where

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Speaker 2: you're lying. I don't give a fuck if anybody agrees

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Speaker 2: with me here, I.

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Speaker 9: Am one conspiracy theory I think that Fidel Castro is

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Speaker 9: Justin Trudeau's real dad.

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Speaker 2: Damn, do you guys know about this?

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Speaker 9: Whoa Why does Justin Trudeau have brown nipples?

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Speaker 2: Why? What the fucking bogs?

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Speaker 9: Niause someone explain that you can't?

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Speaker 6: You can't, you aren't crazy, cause that's I don't believe

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Speaker 6: that any Canadian has brown nipples by birth.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't seem.

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Speaker 7: That doesn't seem correct to you, right.

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Speaker 4: Right, yeah, I never It's just the first I'm thinking

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Speaker 4: about it, boys, but I'm listening.

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Speaker 2: I'm here to listen. You gotta look it up.

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Speaker 9: There's also this photo of his dad, his mom, and Fidel.

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Speaker 9: The way his mom is looking at Fidel like.

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Speaker 2: Something, you think she was creeping.

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Speaker 7: And you know, my mom cheated on my dad with

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Speaker 7: like Fidel cash or I'm not that bad about it.

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Speaker 2: You let that slide. Now.

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Speaker 4: No part of you thinks she was looking at him

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Speaker 4: that way because Fidel. Fidel was like, hey, bitch, you

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Speaker 4: better look at me like you want to fuck.

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Speaker 2: I got some shooters here that No.

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Speaker 9: I think that she was madly in love with him.

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Speaker 9: I think that she was like smoking Cuban cigars and

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Speaker 9: he was like.

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Speaker 2: Sonny, what's that.

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Speaker 9: She's like, oh no, nothing, just a hobby.

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Speaker 7: She was trying to get that missile crisis.

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Speaker 5: Press the button, press the button.

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Speaker 2: Fu fuck.

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Speaker 10: She pulled out of breast. Look like she's about to

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Speaker 10: follow Nick. She bends open, pulls down tennis, sprants up cheeks.

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Speaker 2: I'm not lying. I'm telling what's on the video.

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Speaker 9: This is madness.

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Speaker 2: It's the longest CLiPPA sometimes that panic fuck that was

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Speaker 2: a radio play. Yeah that was bad. Jaboogie.

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Speaker 4: We're so excited that you're here. We have a game

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Speaker 4: for you that I'm gonna have to skip past the

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Speaker 4: other game to get to because my order is fucked up.

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Speaker 4: Shut up.

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Speaker 2: But it is a fantastic, brand new game, brand new

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Speaker 2: game called The Unconing. It is very exciting. We're debuting

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Speaker 2: this in New York City. We've never played this before,

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Speaker 2: the player before.

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Speaker 4: We have no idea if this works, but we believe

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Speaker 4: in you so much that we know you're gonna nail

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Speaker 4: it is okay. The way the game works is we

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Speaker 4: are going to present to you some historically accurate coons,

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Speaker 4: some people that sort of ubiquitous. It's sort of understood

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Speaker 4: that we have identified these people as coons, and it

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Speaker 4: is your job to review the options for how they

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Speaker 4: can save themselves, how.

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Speaker 2: They might come back from their coon life. Uncoon, uncoon.

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Speaker 9: Okay, cool, we feel did you.

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Speaker 6: Before we go any further though? Where did you get

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Speaker 6: that picture?

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Speaker 2: Brother? My Internet is fucked up.

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Speaker 4: My whole algorithm is sick, and not even in like

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Speaker 4: a vile way. Like it's not even smut or anything

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Speaker 4: like that. It's just unhealthy person after unhealthy person after

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Speaker 4: unhealthy person until you get to a man who knows

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Speaker 4: a raccoon who plays guitar a little bit.

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Speaker 2: That's where I'm at with the Internet. All right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're excited.

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Speaker 9: First jinks, My god, whoa.

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Speaker 2: We all felt it. We all felt.

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Speaker 9: It, man, Wow, Okay, a few things. He's gonna need

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Speaker 9: to see a dielect coach. He's gonna need he's gotta

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Speaker 9: drop the chet Hanks routine. He's gotta stop it chet Hey. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 9: he can't. He can't keep doing that. Put his tongue

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Speaker 9: back in his mouth.

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Speaker 2: That might help.

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Speaker 9: I also think, you know, he needs to distance himself

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Speaker 9: from the Star Wars franchise.

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Speaker 2: Maybe dude, Dune, you know, like, oh that's good.

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Speaker 9: Go like a little bit more prestige.

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Speaker 2: Let's see.

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Speaker 4: If any of these fall into the category that you

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Speaker 4: the best category, you'll get an ABC.

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Speaker 2: Option and you choose official decision. Boy, you got these.

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Speaker 7: Hey, convince every convince everyone on the Jedi High Council

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Speaker 7: that the prophecy was in fact about Mace Windu instead

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Speaker 7: of came giving us a franchise with a black protagonist.

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Speaker 9: Okay, all right, I haven't seen Samuel in a while.

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Speaker 2: Okay. I liked that they gave him a purple lightsaber.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, the great flavored lightsaber.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 4: You know, he only got that because he asked even better,

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Speaker 4: like literally the like he went, I won a purple lightsaber.

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Speaker 4: And then they went back to George Lucas and he

447
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:34,720
Speaker 4: was like, that's not in the shit, Like I've never

448
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 4: once even thought about that.

449
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,160
Speaker 2: They're blue, or they're green, or they're fucking red. That's it.

450
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,959
Speaker 2: And then Samuel was like, I would really like it. George.

451
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 6: He's like, I am endorsed by Crown Royal. My contract

452
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 6: stipulates every movie.

453
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great, that's real cool. Okay, that's option one.

454
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,400
Speaker 4: Option two fly to.

455
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:59,520
Speaker 7: All the nerd conventions around the world and beat the

456
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 7: shit out of every white guy wearing a jar Jar

457
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 7: costume and or.

458
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:06,440
Speaker 2: Doing the voice. Oh okay, that's a pretty good one.

459
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 9: That's that's a really solid choice.

460
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, look at that guy. You don't want

461
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:11,480
Speaker 2: to hear him do it.

462
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 9: He's not gonna he's.

463
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,240
Speaker 2: Fuck fuck stop stop.

464
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 9: He's looking I think beat the ship out of them. Yeah,

465
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 9: he's asking for it.

466
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 4: You're you're like me, he's asking Yeah, okay, last option.

467
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 2: Fuck Queen Amidala again. Fucked up Internet. That's a crazy picture.

468
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 2: Like tough Internet. My ship's fucked up.

469
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,000
Speaker 4: If y'all know Spectrum, tell him to call me because

470
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 4: my ships tell Spectrum to call me because my ship's

471
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,679
Speaker 4: fucked up. Man, it ain't good. It ain't good.

472
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 7: That's not right, because that's like another picture. And he

473
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 7: was like, put jar Jar's head on this.

474
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, you know the source material.

475
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:14,920
Speaker 5: This is wrong.

476
00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 2: Got our algorithms. This is realer than a purple lightstaber.

477
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 2: This is this isn't the book. Who is Queen Amidala?

478
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 4: The the the queen, the Princess Amidala was the one

479
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 4: that Anakin kills Luke Skywalker's mom is the answer to

480
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 4: the story.

481
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:47,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, bro, bro, I had to research for fifteen minutes

482
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 7: to write this joke.

483
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:49,000
Speaker 2: We started.

484
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 4: We started with George jar beaks, This ain't a Lavelle

485
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 4: Crawford show.

486
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:04,719
Speaker 2: This is our wheelhouse. What you're choosing.

487
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 9: As much as I'd love to watch see, I feel

488
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 9: like I think, I think b I think the roy answer. Yeah,

489
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,920
Speaker 9: how we feel like we got that in IMAX, right, Okay,

490
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 9: it would smell crazy in there, but I will watch it.

491
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,880
Speaker 7: I would it would smell crazy.

492
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 2: Ye, my question what.

493
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 6: Real?

494
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 11: No?

495
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 2: You know what? Shi? It's not fat like man? Good

496
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: good try though, that's yeah, okay, next next cone, Here

497
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:48,719
Speaker 2: we go herschel Walker. Any any first thoughts on herschel?

498
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 2: Do you got any wild feelings on herschel?

499
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 9: Okay? I do have to say I'm a fan of

500
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 9: his son. I am a fan of his son. Christian

501
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 9: is funny as fun I want to play him in

502
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,600
Speaker 9: his bio pig. I think he's funny. I feel like

503
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 9: he could he could use that He's close enough to

504
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 9: Trump that he could just get in there and just

505
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 9: you know, like he's so strong right like and go

506
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 9: all the way with it, you know, like I think.

507
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: Then it's the job, Yeah, finish it.

508
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:21,200
Speaker 9: And I'm not talking about killing I'm talking about coming.

509
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 9: I'm talking about autoerotic dephyxiation on some list. Don't need

510
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 9: to get on more. It's fine. Yeah, I think he's

511
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 9: gonna have to do a big one. He's gonna have

512
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 9: to do it.

513
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see here we.

514
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:43,920
Speaker 7: Go donate his brand of CT before he's even.

515
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 4: Dead, or he's even dead. He's just like, y'all can

516
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 4: have this. He was like, you know what, this ain't right.

517
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 4: Somebody check, somebody check right now.

518
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 9: That's a strong option, strong option. I think he could

519
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 9: also Another way that he could uncoon himself is if

520
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 9: he got like a really nice audio situation, went to

521
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 9: a studio and just recorded his brain knocking around his

522
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 9: empty skull, and then just like gave that to a

523
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,880
Speaker 9: few producers. Let Timberlind have his way with it, give.

524
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 7: It to Metros. Yes, bring me back some I get it.

525
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:29,640
Speaker 2: It's like Andre three thousands coming back. He found his

526
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:33,800
Speaker 2: new sound. Okay.

527
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 7: Next option, go to China and huff up all that

528
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:39,040
Speaker 7: bad Chinese air he was talking about.

529
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 4: I didn't pay for the cartoon. I don't know if

530
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:48,479
Speaker 4: y'all can tell I left the stock photo in Okay.

531
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 4: Last option, are you familiar with his huff all the

532
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 4: Chinese are no. Apparently, he just was saying they have

533
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 4: out there.

534
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 7: There's a lot of bad air. You could just huff

535
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 7: it all up. Yeah, okay, which is not right.

536
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 2: I mean I.

537
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 7: Probably had something to do with.

538
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:08,640
Speaker 9: The Okay, I don't see how that's uncooning it, but

539
00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 9: I do like it. You know what, it's pro environmental, yes, okay,

540
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,280
Speaker 9: all right, that helps everybody.

541
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 2: Yeah.

542
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's not so much the rehabilitation of your black

543
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 4: identity as it is just doing something good for humanity. Okay, okay,

544
00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 4: it's offering your best self to the world.

545
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 2: Allah.

546
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 9: You know, she's making us look good over there because

547
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,280
Speaker 9: we might need to dip over there. And okay, I

548
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 9: think I think that's good.

549
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:33,200
Speaker 2: That's good.

550
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 4: Somebody gotta taste for bad air. Yeah, okay, here we go,

551
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,560
Speaker 4: last option.

552
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,280
Speaker 7: Go helmet to helmet with Trump helmet.

553
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 9: I want to see that. I want to see them

554
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 9: headbunging each other like some rams on Discovery Channel.

555
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to see that.

556
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 9: I'm trying to say, I think see, I think see.

557
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 9: I want to see them WrestleMania level bash the funk

558
00:31:58,880 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 9: out of each other.

559
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 2: That'd be nice. Yeah, yeah, I think.

560
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 4: I think if he if he dies, he becomes a martyry,

561
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 4: he can save himself from a from an identity that

562
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 4: we knew him as. But if he just MUSHes heads

563
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 4: with another dumb dumb until they're both brain dead, there's.

564
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,320
Speaker 9: And then jo Jo Banks can have his way with

565
00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 9: either one of them.

566
00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 2: Let him have some fun. Okay, thanks, Cone, Here we go.

567
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 2: Are you you're familiar?

568
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:34,080
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, this is a god to your coon right here.

569
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

570
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:38,520
Speaker 7: No, he broke the mold when he made that one.

571
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: There we go.

572
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 6: Option A opening after school program with Colonel stink Meaner

573
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 6: for at risk youth.

574
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,840
Speaker 9: Okay, I'm afraid to let stink Mianer around children. Yeah, yeah,

575
00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 9: that's it. There's no gentle parenting happening.

576
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,280
Speaker 2: Okay. Option B.

577
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,400
Speaker 6: Replace his big eye with spywaar like Sammy Davis Junior,

578
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 6: so that he can infiltrate the KKK.

579
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,680
Speaker 7: No, there's a lot too Una, there's a lot too unpack.

580
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,479
Speaker 2: That's important. Let's get to the bottom of this.

581
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 4: You guys aren't familiar with Sammy Davis, Well, then let

582
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 4: me explain. There is a conspiracy, a widely known conspiracy

583
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 4: that Sammy Davis Junior after losing his eye, had it

584
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 4: replaced with Israeli spyware. That that's why he went so

585
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 4: hard for being Jewish and identifying with the Jewish community,

586
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 4: was because he was in some ways subservient to Israel

587
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:53,800
Speaker 4: and was spying on America via this.

588
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,520
Speaker 2: This glass eye. Yeah, it's big. Now, what I'm saying

589
00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 2: is Uncle Rucus replaces his eye and then takes it

590
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: into the KKK. He works for us.

591
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 9: Now you know what, Yeah, that could work.

592
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 2: It's a pretty okay last option see open on Tour

593
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 2: for Dignificent.

594
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 9: I really think open on Tour for Dignificent. I think

595
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 9: that that's gonna be it. That could be almost like

596
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 9: a sexy red kind of level of like I.

597
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 7: Guess on the Homies over Hose Remix. That's that's a

598
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 7: big summer for him.

599
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:38,879
Speaker 2: That'd be crazy. Hey, don't be funnier than us. Chill out.

600
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:46,040
Speaker 2: This is my whole life. Man, He's got kids. How

601
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:55,400
Speaker 2: to feed my kids? You out here? Shut the fuck up? Okay,

602
00:34:55,520 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 2: here we go, Terry crew. Who this one is complicated?

603
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,400
Speaker 2: Know what it actually is? So simple?

604
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 9: White chicks too? Whoa damn, that's great. That's a good answer.

605
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 9: I know some agents in here, make it happen. It's

606
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:19,359
Speaker 9: just one dude in the back. Fuck, we didn't think

607
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 9: of that.

608
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:25,560
Speaker 2: Okay, here are his options.

609
00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 6: Hey, donate all the money he made from white chicks

610
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:30,680
Speaker 6: to suckle seal Animo research.

611
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:37,439
Speaker 2: That's good. It's very brave, which is important. You gotta donate.

612
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:42,280
Speaker 6: Open a dance school where he teaches other buffer niggas

613
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 6: how to pop.

614
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 7: Block, not in front of white people.

615
00:35:48,400 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 9: That's actually that's very important because that's a dark art

616
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 9: right there, Like you could take that to TikTok and

617
00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 9: and get money. Real he's creating opportunities right right right.

618
00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 4: That's he's He's eating good off of that m buff

619
00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,640
Speaker 4: nigga tip pop logging.

620
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 2: That's him. Okay, here we go.

621
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,800
Speaker 7: Revive his porn addiction, but this time he strictly watches

622
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,279
Speaker 7: Ebony and b e T I'm cut.

623
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 2: Also, do you guys remember how iconic that scene was?

624
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 2: It was that was that was so crazy? Oh the

625
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 2: first time you.

626
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 7: Saw that, he you what, that's not a rush card.

627
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 9: I had no idea he had a porn addiction.

628
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,239
Speaker 4: Oh, Terry Crews, No, Oh, that's where every is bake

629
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 4: what do you mean you have an.

630
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,839
Speaker 9: Exactly turn off the phone, you weak bitch, Like.

631
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: What the fuck?

632
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 9: You just appreciate art in the visual form audio visual

633
00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 9: nudity is nothing, nothing wrong.

634
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 2: With that now.

635
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 4: I think what happened was his wife like walked in

636
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:00,320
Speaker 4: on him doing it, and then she was like, motherfucker.

637
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 3: It.

638
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 9: Had to have been gay point otherwise, like why would

639
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 9: she be that? I don't know, That's what. I don't

640
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 9: think that he should go anywhere near this tip drill

641
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 9: is too perfect of a medium, that's true. Let's keep

642
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 9: him away from it. He'll turn he'll turn on it.

643
00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah, we don't need him talking about it

644
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 9: again and good Morning America or some stupid shad.

645
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 2: So so what's the best choice?

646
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 9: Okay, what was you know what I'm gonna say, sickle

647
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:31,479
Speaker 9: cell anemia. Let's let's yeah, that's really solid. Yeah, let's

648
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 9: do that.

649
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:38,919
Speaker 4: He's helping the community directly. That and that White Chicks money.

650
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 4: I bet it's pretty thick.

651
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,919
Speaker 2: I bet I bet he sees a nice little check

652
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 2: off that thing. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that ship

653
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 2: replays what White Chicks Money. I think.

654
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 4: You you're making me do math that I'm not because

655
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 4: now I'm converting booty in to dollars and that's not

656
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 4: I don't know.

657
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 9: That was also pre BBL. There's inflation. It's too complex

658
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 9: what Trump's president now. So I think we're gonna see

659
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 9: that come down.

660
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,480
Speaker 4: I think everything's gonna change now that the big man's

661
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:23,560
Speaker 4: back in charge. Yep, pretty solid guy who's gonna do

662
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,240
Speaker 4: right by us.

663
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,560
Speaker 7: Okay, here we go. You're going you w B Do

664
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,319
Speaker 7: you have a Yeah? I think I'm I'm with it.

665
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 7: I think the same thing.

666
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:40,280
Speaker 4: Oh no, that's the the sickle cell a yeah, okay,

667
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 4: huh shut up?

668
00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god, a god.

669
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 9: No, See that's who I was talking about with the

670
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 9: pop blocking like that is. That's the chaotic evil version

671
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 9: of that.

672
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 4: His real name is Big Groove, but we reviews his

673
00:38:59,040 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 4: government play that game.

674
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:04,280
Speaker 9: His government is Big Groove. That's coming from Jabouki, his government.

675
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,359
Speaker 9: I don't these guys be on the pail. I don't

676
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,319
Speaker 9: I don't think. I don't think.

677
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,439
Speaker 7: You don't think you could come back?

678
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 9: No, once you are literally shooking and driving on camera's

679
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 9: where do you?

680
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:19,960
Speaker 2: Where do you go? Like?

681
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 9: There's no other way to describe the dance moves that

682
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 9: he's doing other than a shuck b jive that that's it.

683
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 2: This is you're you're asking the right questions. Here we go.

684
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 12: They kill himself. There's other options options. No you know what, No, no, no, no, no,

685
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 12: I did make these. I did make these.

686
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 3: No.

687
00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,480
Speaker 9: That would be anti black because you'd be killing a

688
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 9: black person.

689
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 2: He can't do that. He can't do that.

690
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 9: You can't you know, you can't be pro black and suicidal.

691
00:39:58,640 --> 00:39:59,240
Speaker 2: It is a possible.

692
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 9: Is it possible?

693
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 2: This game is complicated?

694
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,879
Speaker 6: Okay, B finally put his muscles to use and beat

695
00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:09,920
Speaker 6: up everybody at the GOP fundraiser.

696
00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 4: He will one be invited to. I want you all

697
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 4: to know I photoshopped this one myself, and I want

698
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 4: you to know you're getting good thanks man.

699
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 9: Also in this photo, that punch would take his jaw

700
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 9: clean off.

701
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 2: His face. A bunch of mud just splashes on the ground. Wow,

702
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 2: that's a pretty good option though. Okay, finally give.

703
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,720
Speaker 7: Free personal training to obest pocs for the next ten years.

704
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:48,800
Speaker 9: That kill him himself. Mmmm, it's gonna be b for me.

705
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 9: I think it's gonna be I'm always just gonna choose

706
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,399
Speaker 9: violence action.

707
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 4: You think you think him being able to stand up

708
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,719
Speaker 4: for what's right is enough to make up for the

709
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 4: the locks.

710
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 9: Yes, because you know he would go straight from the

711
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 9: shucks and the jives into violence and then it's like

712
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 9: a bl exploitation movie.

713
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:12,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, and then I'm one that. I promise you there

714
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 7: is a fury simmering underneath in that man. I bet

715
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,439
Speaker 7: you he's violent. Is that it would be bad? Yeah,

716
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 7: it would be bad. Demons. He's got exercise.

717
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 2: He dances in.

718
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 4: A way that makes you feel like he knows he

719
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 4: could kill at any moment. Yes, yeah, like he will

720
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 4: take a life. It does not mean anything to him.

721
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:37,879
Speaker 4: So I will be free with my titty meat.

722
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 2: You're going to be yeah, I think be as well,

723
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 2: especially because we're recording b B.

724
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna put my future on the line one

725
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 4: of you fucking liberal motherfuckers, being.

726
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 2: Like he told the big motherfucker to kill himself.

727
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 5: That's why he can't host us in Nail.

728
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: I was just being silly.

729
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,440
Speaker 13: He on the ABC, Dude, feel like maybe I should

730
00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 13: kill myself? Fuck damn it, David, what did you do

731
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 13: to me?

732
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:27,279
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Oh that's it. That's that's why

733
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 2: as it funked up, I didn't remember where we were.

734
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. Don't look. Don't look, you boget what

735
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 2: everybody else? Everybody sorry, my mama told me. Presents the

736
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,239
Speaker 2: Start to Steal Tour were fair excited about it. Yeah,

737
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: I'm not about to bite my tongue.

738
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 14: We want to sell it out and the dates are

739
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 14: coming up fast, and so if you live in one

740
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 14: of these areas, we want you to buy your tickets now.

741
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 14: It's all available on our instagrams, on our websites, on

742
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:19,960
Speaker 14: our link tree. December twelfth, we're in Seattle and December fifteenth,

743
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,720
Speaker 14: you're closing it out in Portland, Ore.

744
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 2: Again.

745
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 14: We want y'all to come out. We want y'all to

746
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 14: kick it. We will be doing our coveted live show

747
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 14: with special guests, with just me and David. Depending on

748
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 14: the city, it'll be a great time. All that meet

749
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 14: and greets you've been Chris Brown has a good meet

750
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,240
Speaker 14: and greet.

751
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:43,560
Speaker 2: Bro. Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with

752
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: you for free. A man, that game is crazy, a

753
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 2: seamless dismount. I'll say, yeah, that was good. How'd you

754
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 2: feel about that game for the first time? Okay, you

755
00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 2: already see the name of this game. Doesn't give a shit. Okay, oh, oh,

756
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,160
Speaker 2: you asked me.

757
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 5: I didn't even hear you ask me.

758
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 2: I thought that was a great game. Okay, it was

759
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 2: a great That was David's invention. That was a very

760
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 2: cool invention. He was a great game. Okay, here we go.

761
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,399
Speaker 2: This game you've already seen the name of it's it's

762
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 2: one of our favorite new games. Yeah, this game is.

763
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 2: This game is really fun.

764
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 4: It's a game called Hero or hotep the way the

765
00:44:27,080 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 4: game is played, and we should bring out our guests. Yeah,

766
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 4: before we do that, our next guest. She's fucking amazing

767
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 4: comedian host. Uh maybe one of the funniest human beings

768
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 4: I've ever come across. And I'm often scared she's gonna

769
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 4: make fun of me, and and the trauma that lives

770
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,400
Speaker 4: in me when that, when she's around threatening to make

771
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,480
Speaker 4: fun of me makes me so anxious. But she is

772
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:54,000
Speaker 4: wonderful and talented and you're gonna love her.

773
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 2: Give it up for Marie fostering everybody.

774
00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, oh yeah, okay, Yeah, I didn't know y'all

775
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 1: was gonna have my ex here tonight.

776
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 5: That's crazy. Everything reminds me of him.

777
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:26,000
Speaker 4: Okay, Marie, the way it works, we're going to present

778
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 4: to you a quote, okay, a somewhat famous quote, and

779
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:31,160
Speaker 4: it is your job to decide if that quote belongs

780
00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 4: to a hero or that is the quote of a hotel.

781
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,840
Speaker 2: Okay. That's as much as I can explain.

782
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 5: Do I get any lifelines?

783
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 4: You're welcome to ask the audience for their opinions on things. Yeah,

784
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 4: they look like they read you know, here we go

785
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 4: first quote. I've got to build first. We must build

786
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 4: before the back shots. We must handle the business before

787
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,440
Speaker 4: the back shots. It is consciousness over the cookies.

788
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 2: It is politics over the punani, It is revolution over

789
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 2: the romance.

790
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 5: Is this doctor Umar say?

791
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 2: In fact, it's doctor Rumar Johnson?

792
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 5: Wow? Wow? Is that his LinkedIn Punno, he don't look

793
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 5: like that.

794
00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 2: Oh no, you think you got orange pants on too?

795
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 5: He's wearing cargo shorts.

796
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 4: One thing about him, he ain't got the match and said, no, no,

797
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 4: my boy don't match top to bottom.

798
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 2: He gonna have he gonna have a mix and match situation.

799
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's autumn up top, summer on the bottom.

800
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:50,959
Speaker 2: Yeah. Are you you're a big you're a big doctor

801
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:51,600
Speaker 2: Rumar fan.

802
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:55,240
Speaker 15: I see No, I've literally I've never sat and watched

803
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 15: a full Umar presentation.

804
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 2: Oh it sounds like you have a good grass.

805
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:01,280
Speaker 5: Well listen.

806
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 15: First of all, I saw backshots and said, wait a minute,

807
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 15: and then he said backshots twice, and then he hit

808
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 15: us with a little alliteration at the end, and I said, yeah, that's.

809
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 2: That's as big shit as repetition. I think anytime something

810
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,960
Speaker 2: getting said twice, Doctor Rumar did.

811
00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 15: That, but also only like a man of a particular

812
00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,960
Speaker 15: age is saying poon Nani.

813
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 5: Shen ze. Don't even know what that is.

814
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:33,400
Speaker 2: That's a new sandwich. Okoy, I got that?

815
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 5: You got bread?

816
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay?

817
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 4: Next one, What if pasta really had the same kind

818
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 4: of fast food credentials as burgers and pizzas. I was

819
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 4: trying to figure out how to capitalize in this area

820
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,640
Speaker 4: of the market, and I was trying to think, how

821
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 4: do you make a pasta which you can hold in

822
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 4: your hand?

823
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 15: This feels like ago either way? Is this the person

824
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:09,200
Speaker 15: who invented cal zone? It feels like that I'm a.

825
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 5: Guest hero hero. I don't know. Is this Little Caesars?

826
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 5: Like who wrote the.

827
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say doctor, little season, pizza, Pizza Bory? Where

828
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 2: are you with this?

829
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 6: I can't ever recall hearing a Hotep talk about pasta

830
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 6: and people. Right, Yeah, it's the thing I'm like trying

831
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 6: to so I think because and this is like an entreneur,

832
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 6: preneurial spirit. This person's trying to innovate markets. I think

833
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 6: it's a hero.

834
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 4: Oh okay, you write two heroes, audience, how we feeling here?

835
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 4: Are Hotep marring a lot of heros? Okay, it's it's

836
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 4: mostly hero spaghetti?

837
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 2: All right.

838
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 4: Look, she tapped him and said, you're a good woman.

839
00:49:08,560 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 4: I know black women said y'all gonna stop caping for us,

840
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 4: But I'm glad. I'm glad you didn't stop tonight because

841
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 4: you really stepped up right there. You've had a hard

842
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 4: election season, and I thank you for that because you

843
00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 4: really took a bad guy out the game.

844
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:28,399
Speaker 5: That's a hero right there.

845
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a hero. A hero.

846
00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 5: I'm no hotel.

847
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: Who everybody's saying hero? It is Robert Pattinson.

848
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 5: What was the question that they asked him? He just

849
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 5: opened with that is his Batman monologue.

850
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 7: That's how we got the party right.

851
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 4: The young lady up front said it was from a

852
00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:05,840
Speaker 4: J crew interview and h gq C I did drugs

853
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 4: before the show. Sure, Sure, I did a few drugs.

854
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 4: What of it, that's my personality.

855
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 5: Did he figure out how to make pasta? You can

856
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 5: hold like a big ass penny like a canole? But

857
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 5: it's Penney?

858
00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 2: Was some riccata right in the middle.

859
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 5: Are there any sharks from Shark Tank here tonight?

860
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 2: You've seen Honey, I shrunk the kids. Okay, but think Penney.

861
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 5: But now what if the kids were b.

862
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,399
Speaker 2: And cheesy? Right, sharks? I'm gonna need eight million dollars.

863
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,320
Speaker 5: Capitalized? That's crazy.

864
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,279
Speaker 2: Next, up here we go.

865
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 4: When you said the white man brought us here, okay,

866
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:06,520
Speaker 4: you're removing our ability to transport ourselves. You're saying, oh,

867
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,760
Speaker 4: we didn't know anything about boats.

868
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 5: When you say the white man, you are a hotep.

869
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:25,160
Speaker 15: Yes, when you say the white man, he's saying this

870
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 15: and his like white girlfriend is in the back.

871
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 16: You know, she got beads in her braids. Look he's great,

872
00:51:35,840 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 16: look like that. Oh yeah, that's hilarious. He said, there's

873
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 16: a feel here tonight. Oh you know what, that's so funny.

874
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 15: Whoops, my bad, Brooklyn, I forgot I was in the

875
00:51:56,160 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 15: New New Brooklyn.

876
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,879
Speaker 2: We'll still take a picture with you after the show.

877
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:08,040
Speaker 5: But you gotta use the flash.

878
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: For one of us.

879
00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, no, that's for one and a

880
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 5: half of us.

881
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 2: My mom says I'm gonna get dark any day.

882
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 5: Now just watch you know, Exton, when the white man

883
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,280
Speaker 5: says you won't get dark.

884
00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,640
Speaker 2: She said, my dark gonna settle in and I'll be

885
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 2: just like everybody else pretty soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

886
00:52:39,160 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 2: You come to senior year black as fuck?

887
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:44,840
Speaker 5: Do you tell you.

888
00:52:47,680 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 2: See what I was saying before?

889
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: I've never seen like, what a hateful thing to say

890
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 4: to somebody, just a deep rooted Why are you talking?

891
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 2: Knifing?

892
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:05,759
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to get your mottel hand. Do you like?

893
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 2: Can your skin even do that? Listen?

894
00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 5: You are my melanine challenged friend. You get gold in July.

895
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:16,880
Speaker 5: Let's talk about it.

896
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 2: On a chilly evening. Yes, but do you? Boy just

897
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 2: answered the fucking question?

898
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,080
Speaker 5: Man boy?

899
00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:39,399
Speaker 2: Wow? Why I said Bory? Boy?

900
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:45,759
Speaker 5: I heard boy? I said, Bory. It's giving Samuel L.

901
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:52,279
Speaker 5: Jackson in Shango and what of it?

902
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:57,240
Speaker 2: He made some good points? Stay ass at home.

903
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:02,240
Speaker 5: The blue suit is terrible.

904
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 2: Oh, Chriet boy, your feelings?

905
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 7: Oh it has to be hotel, It's like prototypical.

906
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 2: Hotels, hotep for you audiences. Hotel. Okay, here we go.

907
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:18,800
Speaker 2: The answer is Hotep.

908
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 5: Jesus who his name is Hotep Jesus, who.

909
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:25,360
Speaker 4: Is most famous for being on Fox News and Rogan.

910
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 4: So call a Hotep what you want to call a hotep?

911
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's real fucked up out here.

912
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:39,839
Speaker 15: Men of murder, order order, well, mortar, mortar. His first

913
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 15: name is Hotep, last name Jesus.

914
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 2: That's that's what he's telling people.

915
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 15: Yes, okay, And he put his glasses on. You know,

916
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,800
Speaker 15: it's not even no lenses.

917
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 5: Of his blue life.

918
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 15: Rita's only a Hotep is gonna talk about boats. He

919
00:54:56,719 --> 00:54:57,720
Speaker 15: probably can't even swim.

920
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,880
Speaker 5: I can't. That's okay.

921
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,720
Speaker 2: That's the stomach.

922
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,840
Speaker 5: That's the stomach. Thank you. Brother. With the beads.

923
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:10,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, just remember you on the right side of

924
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 2: bead history.

925
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:15,880
Speaker 5: They look like they glow in the dark too. When

926
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:22,040
Speaker 5: you paid them. You got those on Etsy the Nigga store.

927
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 15: Oh okay, I'll see white people at the beauty supply

928
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 15: store now they getting bonnets.

929
00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:31,239
Speaker 2: What yeah, you saw them? Oh wow, what did you do?

930
00:55:31,640 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 2: What did I do?

931
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 5: I mean, I stole my bonnet in the halt, I said,

932
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:40,640
Speaker 5: she paying for.

933
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,120
Speaker 2: Me, she got it.

934
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 12: She got.

935
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 5: That's sister back then ship sister Shannon got it.

936
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Next quote.

937
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 4: I remember once I had this place that overlooked the

938
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,960
Speaker 4: Hudson River, and I saw this guy on a cell

939
00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 4: boat and they had a capsize. And I went to

940
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:04,520
Speaker 4: the phone, thinking I've got to call someone. But then

941
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,719
Speaker 4: I thought, what's the best thing I can do? You

942
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,560
Speaker 4: know what, I'm gonna pray for this person. I'm gonna

943
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 4: send them loving energy.

944
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:14,719
Speaker 2: Up this one.

945
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 5: This one is a little bit of both.

946
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, because I don't want to. I don't want to

947
00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 6: pick one and commit the other. You know what I'm saying,

948
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 6: Like if I say, if I say this is a hero,

949
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 6: I don't want this to be a hero.

950
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 2: I don't you want this to be just purely a

951
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 2: hotep talking silly? I don't know, I don't I don't

952
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 2: want this. Sorry, is this a passage from what's that?

953
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:41,480
Speaker 5: What's that?

954
00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:42,160
Speaker 2: Book? Uncle?

955
00:56:42,719 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 5: Uncle Tom Finn? Because the sail boat is throwing me.

956
00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's fair. It feels it feels old.

957
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 5: It feels like a hero hotep. Right, it feels like

958
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,359
Speaker 5: a hotep with a guarranteol.

959
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,239
Speaker 2: Okay, a hotep in an apartment he can't afford.

960
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 5: Otherwise, but he's moving on up.

961
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 2: I got you right, I'm saying shaking heads, hero Hotep?

962
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 2: What are we saying out here? Hero?

963
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 7: I think.

964
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:21,720
Speaker 2: A what hotel? A biracial hotel. Damn, she said that

965
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 2: right at you.

966
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,160
Speaker 5: She said that from her diaphragm.

967
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:31,160
Speaker 6: I heard her spit after I said it. Might as

968
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:33,480
Speaker 6: well have asked if you tam, that's crazy.

969
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:41,520
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm hearing Hotep, I'm hearing heroes from from YouTube.

970
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, it feels Hotep, but it feels I think it's both.

971
00:57:46,200 --> 00:57:52,320
Speaker 2: Okay, here is Arnold Palmel. The answer is, let's go.

972
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:54,280
Speaker 5: I think that's a gay hotel.

973
00:57:57,880 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 2: Go tip. Wow, you know what.

974
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 5: I want to pray for this person. I'm gonna send

975
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 5: them some loving energy that.

976
00:58:13,360 --> 00:58:17,720
Speaker 2: Who just vibe? I love that just I can't. I

977
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,880
Speaker 2: gotta dr Now what is this from?

978
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 5: What the memoirs?

979
00:58:22,360 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 2: I guess some of them. I just you know, I

980
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 2: find the dirty way. Okay, here we go.

981
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 4: I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting

982
00:58:34,760 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 4: a woman, although I don't recommend it in the same

983
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:42,560
Speaker 4: way that you'd hit a man if all other alternatives fail,

984
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 4: and there has been plenty of warning. If a woman

985
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,760
Speaker 4: is a bitch or hysterical or bloody minded continually, then.

986
00:58:49,760 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 3: I do it.

987
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 5: Oh this feels like is this boozy?

988
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:56,880
Speaker 3: Like?

989
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:01,640
Speaker 5: What's that got Charleston?

990
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,400
Speaker 2: Is it Charleston Charleston White?

991
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, Arton White, given Charleston White. We already know what

992
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:10,160
Speaker 5: that is.

993
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say hero, it's a hotel's that's a hotel.

994
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 2: It's a hotel for you.

995
00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 15: But what if a woman is a bitch or bloody

996
00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:25,280
Speaker 15: minded or she's hysterical, you still wouldn't.

997
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:27,520
Speaker 7: It's bloody minded, honor, honor.

998
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 2: Period.

999
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 5: I love how you hesitated to say.

1000
00:59:29,560 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 2: No, I don't even is that.

1001
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 5: Period?

1002
00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:43,640
Speaker 1: He was.

1003
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:52,960
Speaker 5: Not you put him outside?

1004
00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:56,120
Speaker 2: No, I say hotel. I gotta say hotel.

1005
00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:58,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's a hotel because.

1006
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:03,919
Speaker 4: What hotep audience, Oh, that's a crazy thing to yell.

1007
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 4: It's a hero for you. You feel like, you know,

1008
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 4: we say, why do you want to tell? Do you

1009
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 4: want to say?

1010
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 5: White man said it?

1011
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,560
Speaker 2: Oh it's not you, So you think the white man

1012
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: is so she said it, right, she said it? Yeah,

1013
01:00:17,040 --> 01:00:20,520
Speaker 2: who are you saying? It is a hero? And you

1014
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:25,920
Speaker 2: know specifically you think you know specifically Sean Connery.

1015
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 5: That makes him a hero because he's white.

1016
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:30,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1017
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:34,400
Speaker 5: Crazy, yeah, crazy.

1018
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:37,919
Speaker 3: Right.

1019
01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,200
Speaker 2: I wasn't trying to high five you. I was throwing

1020
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:43,440
Speaker 2: my hands out. I didn't want to be in trouble.

1021
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,920
Speaker 5: I'm not high five in shut out Langston.

1022
01:00:48,240 --> 01:00:49,360
Speaker 2: You made me feel small.

1023
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,320
Speaker 5: Oh, they said, that's not me, baby, it's a little

1024
01:00:52,360 --> 01:00:52,880
Speaker 5: chippy here.

1025
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,920
Speaker 2: I think there's one more. I'm pretty sure there's one more.

1026
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:02,240
Speaker 5: Now what Sean Connery talking about?

1027
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,760
Speaker 2: Well, you know what's even crazier is that years later,

1028
01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,240
Speaker 2: Barbara Walters did a separate interview with him about this

1029
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:13,000
Speaker 2: specific quote and asked him like, straight up, like, yo,

1030
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 2: years ago you said beating women was cool? Do you

1031
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 2: still feel that way? And he was like, oh yeah, absolutely.

1032
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:25,000
Speaker 2: He was like one hundred percent, Sir Sean Connery. Wow,

1033
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 2: he was like and he was like in his like eighties,

1034
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 2: and he was like, no, you got him.

1035
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:37,160
Speaker 5: He said, if she's a bitch or she's on her.

1036
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:57,800
Speaker 2: Harriet, Okay, last one here we go. Oh I fucked up.

1037
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 1: I fucked out.

1038
01:02:01,240 --> 01:02:01,880
Speaker 2: I fucked up.

1039
01:02:02,840 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 5: Is he wearing blue contact?

1040
01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:10,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? Anyway, we know how that game. But isn't that

1041
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 2: a funny quote? I hate when I'm on a flight

1042
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 2: and I wake up with a water bottle.

1043
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,520
Speaker 4: Next to me, Like, oh great, Now I gotta be

1044
01:02:16,640 --> 01:02:19,160
Speaker 4: responsible for this water bottle.

1045
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 5: And you know what, that is a hero because that

1046
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:24,520
Speaker 5: means he recycled it.

1047
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:30,680
Speaker 4: Look, Kanye ain't all crazy, man, He's like ninety nine

1048
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 4: percent crazy, but some of them shits.

1049
01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:40,440
Speaker 2: He be hidden. I don't know if there's one more

1050
01:02:40,520 --> 01:02:42,920
Speaker 2: or not. We're gonna find out together. Okay, this is

1051
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:51,560
Speaker 2: not I fucked up. Oh I fucked up bad? Damn. Yeah,

1052
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:53,600
Speaker 2: really threw me off with the dang question.

1053
01:02:53,920 --> 01:02:57,800
Speaker 15: You double tapped the arrow, he said, Dodode, Maybe you

1054
01:02:57,800 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 15: should make the photo and the quote two separate slides.

1055
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:03,919
Speaker 2: Okay, if we're gonna workshop this, that is an option.

1056
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,760
Speaker 15: You know, it's gonna be more slides in the long run,

1057
01:03:06,880 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 15: but it's gonna be a bigger reveal.

1058
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 2: Okay, I like. I like your thinking. I don't appreciate

1059
01:03:12,880 --> 01:03:17,600
Speaker 2: it at this moment. Oh I know somewhere down the line,

1060
01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,880
Speaker 2: peace enough to say.

1061
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, okay, Now now what did you contribute to

1062
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 15: this group project?

1063
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:28,760
Speaker 5: Because it's Lenston's.

1064
01:03:28,360 --> 01:03:32,120
Speaker 15: Laptop, it's Lenston's Google doc calendar.

1065
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:33,760
Speaker 2: I wrote the game.

1066
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 5: You wrote the game. What do you mean you gave you,

1067
01:03:35,680 --> 01:03:36,880
Speaker 5: you gave it the frame.

1068
01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 2: I'm like his muse, you know what I mean.

1069
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 15: Oh okay, So what you're saying is he draws you

1070
01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 15: like he draws.

1071
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,320
Speaker 5: His French girl.

1072
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 7: I don't understand the reference.

1073
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,640
Speaker 2: WHOA too black?

1074
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,120
Speaker 15: Too black to This is why you need flash baby,

1075
01:03:56,040 --> 01:03:57,480
Speaker 15: very faster than everybody.

1076
01:04:05,600 --> 01:04:13,320
Speaker 2: Keep it going for Marie. That was great, A perfect dismount.

1077
01:04:13,480 --> 01:04:15,560
Speaker 2: That was great. That was great. Okay, here we go.

1078
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,320
Speaker 2: Ignore the next couple slides because you know I got

1079
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 2: at order.

1080
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 4: But we're gonna reveal first. We should bring up our Yeah, no,

1081
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,000
Speaker 4: I'll do it. I'll do this part first because then

1082
01:04:25,040 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 4: it's less embarrassing.

1083
01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,400
Speaker 7: You go back to that jar jar picture one.

1084
01:04:27,560 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one. God damn it is fat though. I

1085
01:04:35,320 --> 01:04:37,320
Speaker 2: think what what took me a while to notice is

1086
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:39,720
Speaker 2: that there's also balls and a big ass dick.

1087
01:04:40,280 --> 01:04:46,640
Speaker 7: Oh no shit, I thought he was standing behind a

1088
01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 7: big ass.

1089
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:53,080
Speaker 2: That's his ass. Oh that changes the whole dynamic.

1090
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,800
Speaker 17: Whoa, I didn't know we were on the you tricks me.

1091
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:07,480
Speaker 17: He's gay, he's gay, crisick trick. This bruit always doing

1092
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:08,160
Speaker 17: that ship.

1093
01:05:09,080 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 2: This proves everything.

1094
01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 7: Go put on some sun tandl on ship. That is

1095
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:16,640
Speaker 7: a crazy.

1096
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:27,280
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Our next who was our last

1097
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,959
Speaker 2: person was a big Yeah, it was a big groove. Okay,

1098
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:38,960
Speaker 2: here we go. Okay. Our next guest, Our next guest

1099
01:05:39,720 --> 01:05:42,600
Speaker 2: is fucking phenomenon. You know him.

1100
01:05:42,800 --> 01:05:47,040
Speaker 4: He's I think if there's a podcast Mount Rushmore. This

1101
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:53,840
Speaker 4: a motherfucker belongs somewhere somewhere in that ship. He's you

1102
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,000
Speaker 4: just give it up for Marrow everybody.

1103
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:19,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, hell yeah, you're sure. Boy. Listen, I've been on stage.

1104
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:22,040
Speaker 3: I've been on stage before, but I just I always

1105
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:24,680
Speaker 3: make this announcement, yeah when I get on stage, because

1106
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,240
Speaker 3: we're very close to the front row. So ladies, if

1107
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:32,800
Speaker 3: you're not on birth control, be careful. I'm very fertile

1108
01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:36,040
Speaker 3: and I do not reproduce normally. I just give off

1109
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:39,040
Speaker 3: spores like a mushroom.

1110
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:42,680
Speaker 2: So you might leave here pregnant. It voiced me, y'all saying,

1111
01:06:42,760 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 2: last of us. He's a bad guy. You know what

1112
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Put it together. We're happy you're here. What

1113
01:06:54,680 --> 01:06:57,840
Speaker 2: are you a conspiracy theorist? Would you consider yourself a conspiracy?

1114
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 2: It depends on like it depends on this train. I'm

1115
01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 2: smoking that evening. Yeah, how far we go into the

1116
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:04,760
Speaker 2: YouTube shorts.

1117
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:08,760
Speaker 3: Let's you know, Yeah, we're not doing the shorts. Is

1118
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:11,080
Speaker 3: where it happens that. Yeah, they got the words there

1119
01:07:11,120 --> 01:07:12,480
Speaker 3: for you. You ain't gotta think so much.

1120
01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 2: They gotta hook you, they gotta keep it. It all works.

1121
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, you get those like hour and a half documentaries

1122
01:07:18,520 --> 01:07:21,160
Speaker 4: and it takes a lot out of your Yeah, definitely.

1123
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:25,439
Speaker 2: It's like mentally draining, like the King of Spain had

1124
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 2: was was a gay child?

1125
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,000
Speaker 5: What what is it?

1126
01:07:29,600 --> 01:07:31,600
Speaker 2: Give me a thirty second clip? Yeah, you know what

1127
01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 2: I mean?

1128
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 3: That tells me that birds are not reel or that. Yeah,

1129
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:37,040
Speaker 3: my left eye has an r F I D chip

1130
01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:37,320
Speaker 3: in it.

1131
01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:41,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, preferably filmed in a kitchen with no shirt on,

1132
01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:44,080
Speaker 7: exactly too close to the camera.

1133
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,880
Speaker 2: Close you see, there's not a lot of head clearance.

1134
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, not at all. It's no time.

1135
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,560
Speaker 2: You ain't got time for Yeah.

1136
01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, everybody that makes conspiracy videos could touch the ceiling

1137
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 3: and there.

1138
01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:03,960
Speaker 2: Standing up and yes it's popcorn. Yes you're right, yes, okay.

1139
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 4: We have our favorite game that we like to play

1140
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 4: on Sturt's who want to play with you? It's a

1141
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:19,080
Speaker 4: classic game called quid pro quo Ho. Yeah, Okay, the

1142
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:20,960
Speaker 4: way the game works, We're going to present to you

1143
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:25,040
Speaker 4: a beautiful option for the world, a great opportunity that

1144
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:28,960
Speaker 4: might happen. But with each of those opportunity comes a condition,

1145
01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:31,519
Speaker 4: something that you might not want to happen, and it's

1146
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:32,160
Speaker 4: your job to.

1147
01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:35,000
Speaker 2: Decide which you would prefer. All right, here we go.

1148
01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:36,280
Speaker 2: You got these.

1149
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 7: You get court side tickets to every sporting event you

1150
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:41,800
Speaker 7: want for the rest of your life.

1151
01:08:41,920 --> 01:08:47,559
Speaker 2: But but you have to dress exactly like current Spike Lee.

1152
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:59,320
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm Dominican. I used to do the show What

1153
01:08:59,360 --> 01:09:06,680
Speaker 3: a Jamaican. I'm no stranger to dressing ridiculous, So I'm

1154
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:11,920
Speaker 3: gonna do it. Yeah, I need to watch Drop forty yeah,

1155
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:15,640
Speaker 3: and bring up my big to make it like you

1156
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:17,519
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, and then trip him like that

1157
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:18,760
Speaker 3: Larry David did the shack.

1158
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:20,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I'm saying. You're saying, this won't

1159
01:09:20,960 --> 01:09:23,519
Speaker 2: affect your your at all, your future in any not

1160
01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:23,880
Speaker 2: at all.

1161
01:09:24,320 --> 01:09:26,559
Speaker 3: This actually is funny because this will make me an

1162
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:29,920
Speaker 3: o g in the Bronx who like yo yo yo,

1163
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 3: his his had matched the jersey Yo it's boots, you

1164
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:33,760
Speaker 3: know what I mean?

1165
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 2: The drip is crazy. He got your own. The drip

1166
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:41,160
Speaker 2: is crazy, trip is crazy, the whole word. You got it,

1167
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,600
Speaker 2: you got it. I'll do it, man, I do the

1168
01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 2: fucking and Bison had too. I don't give a I'll

1169
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:48,479
Speaker 2: do all that ship. Damn all.

1170
01:09:48,920 --> 01:09:50,560
Speaker 3: I wear a stupid jersey, but it's too big. I

1171
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:52,439
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck. I got so many big eyes

1172
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,240
Speaker 3: throw back jerseys. It's all like a size five X.

1173
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:55,920
Speaker 5: When it was cool.

1174
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they all look like nightgowns. You can and

1175
01:09:58,960 --> 01:10:01,040
Speaker 2: you just refuse to get rid of it. I will

1176
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:07,920
Speaker 2: never get rid of my That's an investment. I throw

1177
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 2: something away. I was like, this is embarrassing.

1178
01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:11,360
Speaker 3: You know.

1179
01:10:11,520 --> 01:10:14,720
Speaker 4: The generation changed to fall for the trick of like

1180
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:16,479
Speaker 4: these will never beat matter again.

1181
01:10:17,280 --> 01:10:19,400
Speaker 2: And I fell for it and not throw away some ship.

1182
01:10:19,479 --> 01:10:25,000
Speaker 3: And now everything is huge, oversized bill out here. You

1183
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:28,920
Speaker 3: know damn listen, bro, you gotta keep be a hoarder

1184
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:31,519
Speaker 3: like me. You know what I'm saying, don't never throw

1185
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:35,400
Speaker 3: nothing away. I got plastic models in my house full

1186
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:39,160
Speaker 3: of urine, only some of them.

1187
01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,160
Speaker 2: So you're going with it.

1188
01:10:42,280 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 7: I'm with it, bro, I have to go. It's too

1189
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:46,960
Speaker 7: good of a deal. It's too good of a deal.

1190
01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 7: What's your favorite team, the Nuggets. I would look crazy

1191
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:54,960
Speaker 7: at another in an orange What is that?

1192
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 2: What do you call that? I don't even a fucking

1193
01:10:56,720 --> 01:11:02,880
Speaker 2: Russian war hat. I don't even I gotta pay. I

1194
01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 2: think I call that a comfy condom. It's a scalp eeter.

1195
01:11:09,439 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 2: I don't even know what the that is.

1196
01:11:12,400 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 3: Got love seat, Novelty, Ninja, Turtle couch, the Michelangelo one.

1197
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 2: You what I win it though, looking at flexing the

1198
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:32,599
Speaker 2: watch like I get to watch, Yeah, I get to watch.

1199
01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:34,679
Speaker 2: Look at my ship. I'll be honest.

1200
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,559
Speaker 4: That's the one that bumms me out the most because

1201
01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:38,760
Speaker 4: you know, you know, he knew they were watching in

1202
01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:40,800
Speaker 4: that one, you know what I mean, Like he really

1203
01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 4: wanted to.

1204
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:45,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the other ones, he's just being himself. But

1205
01:11:45,760 --> 01:11:48,400
Speaker 2: this was like, no, I gotta show, this is going

1206
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:52,000
Speaker 2: this is going on. The brochure Spike Lee dot com

1207
01:11:53,640 --> 01:12:02,479
Speaker 2: sends out a monthly boat brochure about Okay, imagine that, bro,

1208
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:05,080
Speaker 2: you're just like crazy, but your kids just like yo.

1209
01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:10,760
Speaker 11: The driep is crazy. I love Nickelodeon like this. I

1210
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:15,839
Speaker 11: like Nickelodeon too. Remember this is all that this seems

1211
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,120
Speaker 11: that I was fine.

1212
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:22,479
Speaker 2: I was fine. I like Lordi's Beth Denberg. Don't funny,

1213
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 2: and like, hey, what business do you get into? And

1214
01:12:25,960 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 2: then they just look us straight ahead, like my friend,

1215
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:33,920
Speaker 2: you do not worry about this. I am porter in building.

1216
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 2: That's all I don you driving me bag? Shut up?

1217
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:42,240
Speaker 2: Some some crazy is happening. You got oil money? All right?

1218
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:43,439
Speaker 2: Here we go next one.

1219
01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, food deserts and all impoverished neighborhoods are abolished.

1220
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,280
Speaker 2: Yes, righteous, but.

1221
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:54,120
Speaker 7: When you eat out you can only order the white

1222
01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:55,120
Speaker 7: Castle surventer.

1223
01:12:57,479 --> 01:13:03,280
Speaker 2: Damn, damn. Are we allowed to like like at a

1224
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:06,360
Speaker 2: at a caveat to this or something. No, it's just

1225
01:13:06,479 --> 01:13:07,960
Speaker 2: a serpent. It's just what it is.

1226
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 7: That's abomination.

1227
01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:12,840
Speaker 2: Can I get fucked up? Can I get like? Can

1228
01:13:12,880 --> 01:13:15,240
Speaker 2: I drink like half a bottle? Like plastic bottle? Locker?

1229
01:13:15,360 --> 01:13:17,360
Speaker 2: You give you whatever you need to do to get

1230
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:19,560
Speaker 2: that to enjoy it? Okay, Yeah, so I do it.

1231
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,920
Speaker 5: I do it, I do it. Yeah, I do it.

1232
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:26,519
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, clip the right. Yeah, righteous man, you know

1233
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:27,000
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.

1234
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:28,880
Speaker 3: I want to are you the food that isn't a

1235
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,559
Speaker 3: problem in you New York City, especially in the Bronx

1236
01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 3: where I'm from.

1237
01:13:33,960 --> 01:13:35,600
Speaker 2: You know, that's a sacrifice.

1238
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:37,519
Speaker 3: That's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. I'm willing to

1239
01:13:37,560 --> 01:13:40,479
Speaker 3: sacrifice my arteries, damn for the youth.

1240
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 2: You know, and your liver because you're talking about getting

1241
01:13:42,920 --> 01:13:43,479
Speaker 2: blackout there.

1242
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:45,000
Speaker 10: Just yeah that too.

1243
01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:47,479
Speaker 2: That eat a mental yeah yeah yeah, but I'm to

1244
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:51,040
Speaker 2: make it. Bro, I drink kerosene. Bro it don't affect me, okay,

1245
01:13:51,280 --> 01:13:55,080
Speaker 2: mam and jarro my tact to say you can drink

1246
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:55,639
Speaker 2: all you want.

1247
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:04,280
Speaker 3: Don't get Yeah, there might be some interactions. I'm like, yo,

1248
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:07,320
Speaker 3: that's just called being crossfaded dog that.

1249
01:14:08,800 --> 01:14:11,360
Speaker 2: Bory. Hell no, I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

1250
01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:18,920
Speaker 2: That ship's nasty, that's crazy. Come on that and beef

1251
01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,719
Speaker 2: that's insane. And they put cheese on it, bro.

1252
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:26,160
Speaker 3: Jesus, Like, yo, just in case you didn't think you

1253
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:28,920
Speaker 3: was going shoa, Yeah, you're gonna put cheese on just

1254
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 3: in case you thought you had a chance to get

1255
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 3: out of here a.

1256
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:34,879
Speaker 4: Lot And it's still just the same tiny little onions,

1257
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 4: Like they didn't like change up the vibes of the.

1258
01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,479
Speaker 2: Sad and just put a fish stick on.

1259
01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:41,559
Speaker 3: You know what's crazy though, Like I don't know how

1260
01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:45,280
Speaker 3: white castles are nationwide, but like my Bronx White Castle.

1261
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:50,360
Speaker 2: Shout to west Chester is yeah, yeah, yeah, they violent

1262
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:55,160
Speaker 2: get him out of here anyway. Yeah, our security will

1263
01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:59,320
Speaker 2: take care. Yeah yeah, you know what I'm saying. But

1264
01:14:59,479 --> 01:15:01,320
Speaker 2: you know, people get shot in there.

1265
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:02,360
Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying.

1266
01:15:02,439 --> 01:15:05,599
Speaker 3: They got bulletproof glass and ship and so the onions

1267
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 3: they just got a layer of onions and they put

1268
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:09,320
Speaker 3: the burgers on top of the onions.

1269
01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:10,599
Speaker 2: I'm like, is that how they do it in every

1270
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:13,280
Speaker 2: White Castle? Bro? They just flip over and I'm like, bro,

1271
01:15:13,640 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 2: I don't know how long it might have been there.

1272
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:15,400
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1273
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:19,639
Speaker 4: You know what's fucked about White Castle is that they,

1274
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:22,040
Speaker 4: for some reason feel the most confident to show you

1275
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:26,880
Speaker 4: the back. Yeah yeah, all the restaurants, oh yeah, like

1276
01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,599
Speaker 4: the shit's mad open floor plans, yeah yeah, Like they

1277
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:34,240
Speaker 4: have nothing to hide, and it's like, bro, you gotta

1278
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:35,160
Speaker 4: keep a secret.

1279
01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 2: Yo, this is bad.

1280
01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:38,200
Speaker 5: What are you doing your back?

1281
01:15:38,479 --> 01:15:40,920
Speaker 2: They shouldn't beef with fish. I don't want to see it.

1282
01:15:41,960 --> 01:15:44,719
Speaker 2: Light to me, Light to me, white Castle, please.

1283
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:48,160
Speaker 3: Like the number one question I asked people all the

1284
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:50,439
Speaker 3: time is like, you know, when I ask about White Castle,

1285
01:15:50,439 --> 01:15:53,439
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, dude, like White Castle and they're like yeah,

1286
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:54,200
Speaker 3: and I'm like.

1287
01:15:55,439 --> 01:15:59,120
Speaker 2: Sober, yeah, and that's different. If they're like yeah, then

1288
01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:00,920
Speaker 2: I'm like all right, bro, like I got to delete

1289
01:16:00,920 --> 01:16:08,280
Speaker 2: your go we can't talk. I got I got coolpon

1290
01:16:08,360 --> 01:16:10,560
Speaker 2: set expired from I like White Castle. I'm gonna be

1291
01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:10,960
Speaker 2: honest with you.

1292
01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:14,000
Speaker 3: I'm not with it, but I'm I'm a discussing sur

1293
01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 3: every meal, every meal, every.

1294
01:16:16,840 --> 01:16:20,559
Speaker 2: Meal, every no, every time you eat out, order out.

1295
01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 3: Oh so if you go still a lot of times,

1296
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:26,640
Speaker 3: if you're sitting in White Castle as a patron, you

1297
01:16:26,720 --> 01:16:27,680
Speaker 3: can order whatever you want.

1298
01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:30,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm saying that at any point that

1299
01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:33,479
Speaker 2: you eat outside your home, oh you are eating White Castles,

1300
01:16:33,520 --> 01:16:37,080
Speaker 2: surf and turt God damn. Okay, all right now, if

1301
01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:40,360
Speaker 2: you want to eat at home for the remainder of always,

1302
01:16:40,680 --> 01:16:44,320
Speaker 2: you never have to taste this meal. Hey, look, maybe

1303
01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:48,240
Speaker 2: we're buying groceries. We're trying to maybe I'll get that

1304
01:16:48,280 --> 01:16:53,519
Speaker 2: bread makeup. I've been looking at the ten piece like whosett.

1305
01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:57,280
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. But you so you're still

1306
01:16:57,320 --> 01:16:59,560
Speaker 2: being brave, You're still gonna I'm still gonna do you

1307
01:16:59,560 --> 01:17:01,000
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Because I'm here for a good time.

1308
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,800
Speaker 2: At a long time, and I want to I want

1309
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:04,679
Speaker 2: to be remembered. I want to leave a legacy. Imagine

1310
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:05,360
Speaker 2: leaving that legacy.

1311
01:17:05,400 --> 01:17:08,320
Speaker 7: They're gonna remember you. He he only a white Castle.

1312
01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:10,920
Speaker 7: I never seen no ship like that.

1313
01:17:11,000 --> 01:17:16,000
Speaker 2: In my life. Everywhere this motherfuck. I seen him meet

1314
01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:20,320
Speaker 2: it in a wedding one time. He would have slider

1315
01:17:20,479 --> 01:17:24,040
Speaker 2: on the ice louge and did a shot, a double

1316
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:28,839
Speaker 2: shot of what is the nasty? It was his kid's graduation.

1317
01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:34,639
Speaker 2: Everybody else had stick. They don't given funk about the food.

1318
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:37,880
Speaker 2: Doesn't ship. It's like a foe on the Wikipedia. Yeah,

1319
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,160
Speaker 2: no they would. That's not how they will remember you.

1320
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,240
Speaker 2: I'm over here, like spicy pickles, aren't that? But you

1321
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:45,400
Speaker 2: just got to pull a crave case out and put

1322
01:17:45,439 --> 01:17:47,720
Speaker 2: it on the table. This is what I saved the

1323
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 2: miracle with. You're welcome. Okay, wait are you doing it?

1324
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:53,400
Speaker 3: Oh?

1325
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:59,439
Speaker 2: I would hmmm, you know what I would do it?

1326
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,240
Speaker 2: Do it? I think I could.

1327
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:04,720
Speaker 4: I like White Castle enough that I think I could

1328
01:18:04,720 --> 01:18:07,920
Speaker 4: get used to whatever the fucks happening here.

1329
01:18:08,120 --> 01:18:10,479
Speaker 2: Also, you can take the fish out, you know, you

1330
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:11,280
Speaker 2: can like take it.

1331
01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:14,160
Speaker 4: Like, no, you gotta keep you got the whole thing,

1332
01:18:14,600 --> 01:18:16,760
Speaker 4: eat the whole thing as it is. You don't get

1333
01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:18,280
Speaker 4: to be like not a fish.

1334
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:25,000
Speaker 2: Guy, but you gotian all right, here we go. If

1335
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:29,920
Speaker 2: you've ever ordered clamster some white Castle, shout no, don't

1336
01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:30,360
Speaker 2: clamp for.

1337
01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:34,040
Speaker 3: That the fun that's like yoh, if you haven't ship

1338
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:40,880
Speaker 3: on yourself and public transit, they both parallel tracks.

1339
01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:52,320
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. My mama told me presents

1340
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:56,400
Speaker 2: the Start to Steal Tour. We're very excited about it. Yeah,

1341
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:58,360
Speaker 2: I'm not about to bite my tongue.

1342
01:18:58,479 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 14: We want to sell it out and the dates are

1343
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,240
Speaker 14: coming up fast, and so if you live in one

1344
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:05,439
Speaker 14: of these areas, we want you to buy your tickets now.

1345
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:10,240
Speaker 14: It's all available on our instagrams, on our websites, on

1346
01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:15,160
Speaker 14: our link tree. December twelfth, we're in Seattle and December fifteenth,

1347
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:19,080
Speaker 14: you're closing it out in Portland, Oregon. We want y'all

1348
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:21,280
Speaker 14: to come out. We want y'all to kick it. We

1349
01:19:21,439 --> 01:19:26,280
Speaker 14: will be doing our coveted live show with special guests.

1350
01:19:26,040 --> 01:19:27,000
Speaker 2: With just me and David.

1351
01:19:27,080 --> 01:19:29,320
Speaker 14: Depending on the city, it'll be a great time.

1352
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:32,439
Speaker 7: All that meet and greets you've been Chris Brown has

1353
01:19:32,479 --> 01:19:33,439
Speaker 7: a good meet and greed.

1354
01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:34,240
Speaker 2: Bro.

1355
01:19:35,960 --> 01:19:38,920
Speaker 14: Let's be clear, I'll take a weird picture with you

1356
01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:39,800
Speaker 14: for free.

1357
01:19:43,200 --> 01:19:43,920
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go.

1358
01:19:46,120 --> 01:19:49,240
Speaker 7: NYC cancels all parking tickets for citizens of.

1359
01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:51,840
Speaker 2: Color less fucking go because app don't work. Let's talk.

1360
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:57,760
Speaker 7: But everywhere he speaks, no matter what he's saying, you

1361
01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:00,080
Speaker 7: have to stand next to Eric Adams.

1362
01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:11,160
Speaker 2: Yo, can I just say that, I'm you.

1363
01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 9: Gotta be like this close this.

1364
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:17,040
Speaker 7: Yeah, you gotta be like like you can't pretend like

1365
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,920
Speaker 7: you don't know it, like you look like you came

1366
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:20,439
Speaker 7: with him.

1367
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,960
Speaker 2: You're his number one guy as far as the Yeah,

1368
01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:27,640
Speaker 2: that's your man. Yeah, right right side. You don't have

1369
01:20:27,720 --> 01:20:29,439
Speaker 2: to do any other work for him. You just gotta

1370
01:20:29,479 --> 01:20:31,120
Speaker 2: be there, be there.

1371
01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:32,759
Speaker 7: Life everywhere he goes.

1372
01:20:34,160 --> 01:20:37,680
Speaker 3: I mean, look, if you would have been like Yo, Giuliani,

1373
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:39,400
Speaker 3: I would have been like, hell no, but this could

1374
01:20:39,400 --> 01:20:40,160
Speaker 3: be a zero bond.

1375
01:20:40,240 --> 01:20:41,360
Speaker 2: This ship he'd be turning up.

1376
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,200
Speaker 3: He got bottle service and this ship all right, So

1377
01:20:45,600 --> 01:20:47,640
Speaker 3: if that, if that's what it is, I'm like, hey, bro,

1378
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:49,919
Speaker 3: it's basically like going out with like Carmelo Anthonysm.

1379
01:20:51,520 --> 01:20:53,439
Speaker 2: Were going to the club. It's about to be turned up.

1380
01:20:53,479 --> 01:20:56,439
Speaker 2: It's gonna be short. He's in the section like French

1381
01:20:56,479 --> 01:20:59,880
Speaker 2: Montana might pull up. Yeah, yeah, he's a good hang you.

1382
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:04,600
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, he's a horrible politician, terrific hang you know

1383
01:21:04,640 --> 01:21:07,720
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. And then that's that's common right, and

1384
01:21:07,800 --> 01:21:10,000
Speaker 3: then it's just like yo, you know. After that, we

1385
01:21:10,160 --> 01:21:13,439
Speaker 3: go back to my cribbing Jersey telling me that you know,

1386
01:21:13,720 --> 01:21:15,479
Speaker 3: and I'm like, yo, I also live in New Jersey.

1387
01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,840
Speaker 3: You could drop me off on your way to your house.

1388
01:21:18,600 --> 01:21:22,320
Speaker 2: You're playing a long game on It's a long time.

1389
01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:24,080
Speaker 3: You know. And then when he goes to jail, y'all said,

1390
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:27,559
Speaker 3: you're like, nigga, I know where you really live.

1391
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,280
Speaker 2: Come on, take me home, Come on, stop.

1392
01:21:30,040 --> 01:21:33,360
Speaker 3: Playing got to pay too easy passes, cut it out.

1393
01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 3: That's who need a Rico charge this fucking easy pass?

1394
01:21:40,080 --> 01:21:41,320
Speaker 2: What is that jacket made out of?

1395
01:21:41,439 --> 01:21:41,559
Speaker 3: Bro?

1396
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,680
Speaker 2: Look at that blazer, so.

1397
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:45,400
Speaker 3: I think they should have made out of fucking like

1398
01:21:45,800 --> 01:21:47,280
Speaker 3: that's like the ship that you shave off.

1399
01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:51,080
Speaker 2: It looks like it was like a cat toy, you

1400
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:54,000
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. It looks like they meant to

1401
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:57,040
Speaker 2: brush that off and then they just forgot the fuck.

1402
01:21:57,080 --> 01:22:01,320
Speaker 3: I got his blazer at Petcot Dog She's made out

1403
01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:02,200
Speaker 3: of a scratching post.

1404
01:22:02,320 --> 01:22:05,000
Speaker 2: They'll bite this ship up. I had his fucking diabolical

1405
01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,120
Speaker 2: I'm not even like super like this sporting guy. But

1406
01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:15,880
Speaker 2: this is crazy. This is like like Yankees Mets X collaboration,

1407
01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:18,040
Speaker 2: Like what what is? What the fuck does that mean?

1408
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:20,800
Speaker 3: I don't know, you're gonna play half the Mets and

1409
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:22,360
Speaker 3: half the Yankees is gonna play a game together.

1410
01:22:22,880 --> 01:22:25,480
Speaker 2: I guess they don't like each other historically.

1411
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:29,760
Speaker 3: Fuck, And this is like the Italian Day Parade. Look

1412
01:22:29,760 --> 01:22:35,400
Speaker 3: at the sash, fucking weirdough that's you right next to him. Yeah, like,

1413
01:22:36,479 --> 01:22:37,880
Speaker 3: show you got the sash too.

1414
01:22:39,320 --> 01:22:41,880
Speaker 2: You gotta wear the same shit. Yeah, yeah, you gotta

1415
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:42,679
Speaker 2: wear the same ship.

1416
01:22:42,760 --> 01:22:45,840
Speaker 3: I was just listen, we've been a forty seconds all

1417
01:22:45,880 --> 01:22:47,400
Speaker 3: the time, time square, and I just get to show

1418
01:22:47,439 --> 01:22:49,559
Speaker 3: that says I'm with stupid man.

1419
01:22:50,360 --> 01:22:52,160
Speaker 7: But after a while they're gonna know you don't think

1420
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:53,439
Speaker 7: he's stupid. You're everywhere.

1421
01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:57,000
Speaker 4: And also remember that this is him, how he behaves

1422
01:22:57,120 --> 01:22:59,200
Speaker 4: in the middle of what he's trying to make his comeback.

1423
01:22:59,320 --> 01:23:02,960
Speaker 2: Oh, when this nigga is not Mayor anymore, We're gonna

1424
01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:05,040
Speaker 2: see a very different That's what I'm saying. It might be,

1425
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:08,200
Speaker 2: don't I'm just saying it's a risk to stand next

1426
01:23:08,280 --> 01:23:08,599
Speaker 2: to him.

1427
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 3: It could be, but I've been arrested before, I've been

1428
01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:14,560
Speaker 3: to you know what I mean, Like I could I

1429
01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:15,000
Speaker 3: could bid.

1430
01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:16,720
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. I could bid. You looking

1431
01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:20,240
Speaker 2: at me like I can't. I could bid. I could bid.

1432
01:23:20,320 --> 01:23:24,040
Speaker 3: I have that whole ship full of honey buns, honey soup,

1433
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,280
Speaker 3: all right, making dip.

1434
01:23:28,320 --> 01:23:28,479
Speaker 2: Try.

1435
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:31,800
Speaker 3: I'm must stop doing jail recipes up there and take

1436
01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:34,439
Speaker 3: derail the whole ship. But this guy's an asshole. Get

1437
01:23:34,520 --> 01:23:36,560
Speaker 3: him out of my face. I can't even he's I

1438
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:40,800
Speaker 3: hit him laughing. Yeah, it's fucking big ass teeth.

1439
01:23:42,840 --> 01:23:52,200
Speaker 2: Teeth look like a fucking retaining wall. Right, He's at

1440
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:55,880
Speaker 2: a restaurant. He's having a good time. There's a lot

1441
01:23:55,880 --> 01:23:58,120
Speaker 2: of beautiful ladies. You know that New York is the

1442
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:02,600
Speaker 2: magical issue of America. Shut the fuck up, bro, Just

1443
01:24:02,760 --> 01:24:04,280
Speaker 2: he just spins a wheel like, Yo, what's a big

1444
01:24:04,320 --> 01:24:05,960
Speaker 2: city in the world? Shait?

1445
01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:11,800
Speaker 3: You know? You know New York is the New Zealand. Bro,

1446
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:16,360
Speaker 3: that's a country, it's not a city. Don't talk like that, man,

1447
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:20,840
Speaker 3: it's terrible. Stop saying that. Yeah, I stop speaking to

1448
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:21,240
Speaker 3: me like that.

1449
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 2: If you want to so we need swagger. You know,

1450
01:24:31,720 --> 01:24:34,920
Speaker 2: he's a corn ball. It's terrible. So how do you

1451
01:24:35,000 --> 01:24:37,680
Speaker 2: solve it? You can't pick. You can't solve problems with swagger. No,

1452
01:24:39,160 --> 01:24:41,599
Speaker 2: but you guys really believed he could. And that's cool.

1453
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:43,960
Speaker 5: That's crazy, right, isn't that.

1454
01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:44,599
Speaker 2: Kind of cool?

1455
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:45,120
Speaker 9: That far?

1456
01:24:45,560 --> 01:24:47,760
Speaker 2: No, you guys are taking it personally, and that's because

1457
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:48,639
Speaker 2: you made a mistake.

1458
01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:53,080
Speaker 4: But I'm saying, like, on a fundamental level, that's really

1459
01:24:53,160 --> 01:24:56,439
Speaker 4: cool that you had that kind of stupid hope to.

1460
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:59,400
Speaker 2: Say, like, nah, I think he could fix this with swagger, Joe.

1461
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:01,840
Speaker 3: You know what, you know who's going to fix the city.

1462
01:25:02,520 --> 01:25:07,679
Speaker 3: A cop with sweater, that's what's gonna fix New York City.

1463
01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:11,400
Speaker 3: That's an oxymoron. Anytime you see a cop they have

1464
01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:14,760
Speaker 3: an old Yankees T shirt. Jersey on Yeah, does not

1465
01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:16,160
Speaker 3: play anymore. It's got brocious?

1466
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:20,400
Speaker 2: Is that even a real guy? Did he just make

1467
01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:27,639
Speaker 2: that up? That's his cousin the Armbands? Oh my god, chill,

1468
01:25:27,880 --> 01:25:32,720
Speaker 2: very chill, standing in solidarity with stand Bull, Like now

1469
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:36,080
Speaker 2: we know why they get to do what they want

1470
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:39,600
Speaker 2: over there. Okay, here we go.

1471
01:25:42,280 --> 01:25:45,960
Speaker 6: Clarence Thomas is removed from his Supreme Court seat. Ushering

1472
01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:49,080
Speaker 6: a new liberal justice in his place. You find that

1473
01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:52,160
Speaker 6: pictures nasty, nasty, bad.

1474
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:55,800
Speaker 2: News, bro, look for this one. I'm not gonna lie.

1475
01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:58,600
Speaker 2: I had to go out looking for something vile and

1476
01:25:58,720 --> 01:26:02,200
Speaker 2: I landed that is. I was like, wait a minute,

1477
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:04,439
Speaker 2: you got it, you got it, you got it. This

1478
01:26:04,640 --> 01:26:07,599
Speaker 2: is nasty. That was that's that jump scared me when

1479
01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:08,280
Speaker 2: you open the door.

1480
01:26:09,280 --> 01:26:12,000
Speaker 3: I just had a composed I'm glad to take a

1481
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,560
Speaker 3: clim up in backstage because I would have had a

1482
01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:14,440
Speaker 3: panic attack.

1483
01:26:14,240 --> 01:26:14,360
Speaker 9: You know.

1484
01:26:16,200 --> 01:26:16,559
Speaker 2: Crazy.

1485
01:26:16,720 --> 01:26:22,320
Speaker 7: Okay, But but r Kelly gets released. Man, wait wait, wait,

1486
01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:26,600
Speaker 7: and he makes the best real style over Bill cas.

1487
01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:40,760
Speaker 2: Damn the best does Bill got bars? Honestly? I never

1488
01:26:40,840 --> 01:26:42,880
Speaker 2: heard Bill rap. Honestly, I'll be honest.

1489
01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:45,560
Speaker 4: Bill Cosby that special before he went in he was

1490
01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:46,639
Speaker 4: at the top of his game.

1491
01:26:49,520 --> 01:26:51,120
Speaker 2: He might still have it, you know what I mean,

1492
01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:54,000
Speaker 2: he might if he could wrap Yah. Just keep him

1493
01:26:54,000 --> 01:26:55,760
Speaker 2: in the studio, keep him locked in, both of them.

1494
01:26:55,840 --> 01:26:56,799
Speaker 2: Keep him locking in the studio.

1495
01:26:58,120 --> 01:27:01,760
Speaker 3: No Wi Fi, no wife Fi, no Wi Final, no

1496
01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:04,040
Speaker 3: access to tube sites, you know what I'm talking about.

1497
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,760
Speaker 3: Just keep them yet, you know what I mean. Yeah,

1498
01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,879
Speaker 3: don't let them subscribe to Parents magazine.

1499
01:27:11,880 --> 01:27:13,760
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. They can't do none of that,

1500
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:17,280
Speaker 2: just very strict rules. I like that, y'all grown like

1501
01:27:17,360 --> 01:27:21,719
Speaker 2: you just found out. Yeah is this news to you? Hey, guys,

1502
01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:24,840
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know this. Kelly is a pedophile,

1503
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:29,280
Speaker 2: breaking news, you know what I'm saying. And and but

1504
01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:31,519
Speaker 2: then again, look at the jersey. Yeah, you know what

1505
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:34,120
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I bet he's still got back. Seeing if

1506
01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:35,639
Speaker 2: he gets out, what's he gonna do? Put the jersey

1507
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:36,120
Speaker 2: right back on.

1508
01:27:37,160 --> 01:27:38,880
Speaker 11: He's gonna be like, you know you got that, Julie serving,

1509
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:42,439
Speaker 11: I'll be like, I don't know who this is, leave

1510
01:27:42,520 --> 01:27:42,960
Speaker 11: me alone.

1511
01:27:43,960 --> 01:27:47,280
Speaker 3: But damn, this is like evil versus Like it's like

1512
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:50,160
Speaker 3: remember Red and Stimpy when it was like Ren would

1513
01:27:50,240 --> 01:27:52,080
Speaker 3: split in half and it'd be like it wasn't good

1514
01:27:52,120 --> 01:27:52,599
Speaker 3: and evil Ren.

1515
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:55,400
Speaker 2: It was like evil Renn and hideously evil Wren. Yeah, yeah,

1516
01:27:55,680 --> 01:28:00,280
Speaker 2: exactly what. It's very real. Oh man, remember her? You

1517
01:28:00,360 --> 01:28:05,559
Speaker 2: could change history. Yes he Clarence Thomas is out, baby, yeah,

1518
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:09,800
Speaker 2: get him out of here. And skateboarding motherfucker's in there. Yeah,

1519
01:28:10,880 --> 01:28:15,240
Speaker 2: whoever it is, bro it can't get no horse. Yeah.

1520
01:28:15,439 --> 01:28:20,960
Speaker 2: But Bill and Kel's in the studio. My god. Oh

1521
01:28:21,960 --> 01:28:26,040
Speaker 2: what would they even talk about? Right, what are you

1522
01:28:26,160 --> 01:28:28,280
Speaker 2: talking about? You know what they would talk about? I

1523
01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:36,599
Speaker 2: mean the fuck fish fish look at other fish said,

1524
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:38,960
Speaker 2: I seen Michael Jackson videos and Limo and she's like,

1525
01:28:39,000 --> 01:28:41,799
Speaker 2: look at how the fish. Yeah, look at the titties.

1526
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,320
Speaker 3: I was like, you here, see the way titties was crazy. Anyway,

1527
01:28:46,160 --> 01:28:49,280
Speaker 3: get Clarence Thomas out of here out. I figured with

1528
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:50,360
Speaker 3: these two, you know what I mean?

1529
01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:53,320
Speaker 2: I figured out a way, like somewhere locked the way

1530
01:28:54,160 --> 01:28:59,080
Speaker 2: you know you can manage this. Yeah, this federal level.

1531
01:28:59,240 --> 01:29:01,960
Speaker 2: I get that. Know, you know you don't beat the feds.

1532
01:29:03,240 --> 01:29:08,200
Speaker 2: When he got only a few young fuck ship yeah,

1533
01:29:08,280 --> 01:29:10,120
Speaker 2: word yea free wise out, I got the blace it

1534
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:13,080
Speaker 2: on word he's free now so I can take it

1535
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:18,679
Speaker 2: off bory JS Wesley.

1536
01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:20,000
Speaker 7: I kind of want to hear it.

1537
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:22,960
Speaker 2: Man and Andi be doing a good thing and be

1538
01:29:23,040 --> 01:29:24,639
Speaker 2: doing a good thing. It's two things.

1539
01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:26,760
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm with you, I'm doing it.

1540
01:29:26,840 --> 01:29:29,160
Speaker 4: We never we never heard a comedy R and B

1541
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:32,920
Speaker 4: album before. Come on and if somebody wait, no, is

1542
01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:33,679
Speaker 4: he doing comedy?

1543
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:35,720
Speaker 2: I want that. He has to rap comedy rap. He

1544
01:29:35,800 --> 01:29:37,320
Speaker 2: has to has a rap.

1545
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:41,360
Speaker 7: Oh he's just like, oh he's paying Bill Cosby's saying,

1546
01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:43,920
Speaker 7: my brother and his who slept, well, let me tell.

1547
01:29:43,760 --> 01:29:46,519
Speaker 2: You a story. And then he and then R Kelly

1548
01:29:46,600 --> 01:29:48,080
Speaker 2: come in and do the hooks and ship.

1549
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:50,960
Speaker 7: R Kelly can't tell it, and I'm taking singer story

1550
01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:53,000
Speaker 7: though in the story.

1551
01:29:53,240 --> 01:29:56,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, he could sing a good story. Yeah, he tells

1552
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:59,400
Speaker 2: a good story. He makes a good hook. It's gonna

1553
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:03,400
Speaker 2: be a great alb. Hey, look, that's subjectively a good album.

1554
01:30:03,479 --> 01:30:06,080
Speaker 3: It's hard to disagree with these guys. That's all I'm

1555
01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:09,160
Speaker 3: gonna say, you know, because look at Bill's face. He's

1556
01:30:09,160 --> 01:30:09,679
Speaker 3: ready to spit.

1557
01:30:10,120 --> 01:30:17,200
Speaker 2: No thinks thought. I ain't have it. I got the sauce. Yeah,

1558
01:30:17,240 --> 01:30:26,040
Speaker 2: I think we all want this is so terrible. I

1559
01:30:26,120 --> 01:30:28,320
Speaker 2: think we all want the same thing. Yeah, I just

1560
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:30,120
Speaker 2: want to hear what it sounds like. Honestly, I just

1561
01:30:30,160 --> 01:30:31,800
Speaker 2: got to know. Here we go. It's like when you're

1562
01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:34,920
Speaker 2: holding it in for you're like, I don't know, stinking

1563
01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:40,160
Speaker 2: depends on what I hate. I had a pokey bowl

1564
01:30:40,600 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 2: for the first time. I don't know what's gonna stard Okay,

1565
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:45,439
Speaker 2: here we go.

1566
01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:49,960
Speaker 6: Charlie Bird Parker replaces the bald eagle is the official

1567
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:52,040
Speaker 6: bird of the United States.

1568
01:30:52,200 --> 01:31:08,200
Speaker 2: Okay, but the hardy are hardy party R you know

1569
01:31:08,360 --> 01:31:12,679
Speaker 2: what this is about. Sorry Charlie, Sorry Charlie. We can't

1570
01:31:12,720 --> 01:31:14,160
Speaker 2: do this. No, that's crazy.

1571
01:31:14,680 --> 01:31:18,519
Speaker 3: Imagine fucking imagine Lebron James at the Olympics holding that

1572
01:31:18,640 --> 01:31:23,240
Speaker 3: flag I thinks are terrible. We can't do that.

1573
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:28,479
Speaker 2: It would ruin the Olympics, the Olympics, fuck the whole Olympics. Up.

1574
01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:30,880
Speaker 2: We sent in Lebron and Kati over there. Look at Doc.

1575
01:31:31,560 --> 01:31:35,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what that say on your flag? Don't

1576
01:31:35,640 --> 01:31:43,240
Speaker 3: respect you. If I was you, I quit. Yeah, that's nuts.

1577
01:31:43,479 --> 01:31:46,479
Speaker 2: I can't. Also, the photoshop on this is horrible. Whoa,

1578
01:31:46,800 --> 01:31:50,719
Speaker 2: he's getting tired, he's getting better. This is my best work.

1579
01:31:50,840 --> 01:31:54,280
Speaker 2: I was like, is that fifty stars? I don't know.

1580
01:31:55,000 --> 01:31:55,880
Speaker 2: Here's what happened.

1581
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:58,640
Speaker 4: I realized this was as small as I could get

1582
01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:01,280
Speaker 4: them and still move new for them well enough.

1583
01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:04,360
Speaker 2: To be able to do so. I couldn't make them

1584
01:32:04,400 --> 01:32:06,880
Speaker 2: smaller to smell spell out all of nigger. No, I

1585
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,479
Speaker 2: get it. Because I got stuck and I was like,

1586
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:11,840
Speaker 2: they'll get it. Yeah, yeah, because I looked at it

1587
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:14,679
Speaker 2: and I was just like, what's wrong with n I six?

1588
01:32:14,800 --> 01:32:14,920
Speaker 3: Is that?

1589
01:32:15,040 --> 01:32:15,080
Speaker 15: Like?

1590
01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:21,400
Speaker 2: Is that a chemical compound? Like is that like fluoride?

1591
01:32:21,560 --> 01:32:24,559
Speaker 2: Like what are you trying to say? Like I did

1592
01:32:24,640 --> 01:32:25,880
Speaker 2: my best? That works.

1593
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:28,320
Speaker 3: I mean the hardy are on the bottom, Like, yeah,

1594
01:32:28,320 --> 01:32:30,160
Speaker 3: you did it. That's that's all the context you need.

1595
01:32:30,400 --> 01:32:33,320
Speaker 2: You did it. Yeah, yeah, I would have trouble with

1596
01:32:33,400 --> 01:32:36,600
Speaker 2: this one. No, I can't. I like, I love Charlie Parker, Bro,

1597
01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:38,240
Speaker 2: but yeah, this is crazy.

1598
01:32:38,280 --> 01:32:43,040
Speaker 3: This is Steph Curry jogging down the silly holding the ship. Bro.

1599
01:32:43,240 --> 01:32:45,280
Speaker 7: That's how I have kids pledge allegiance to that at

1600
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:46,160
Speaker 7: school in the morning.

1601
01:32:46,439 --> 01:32:47,200
Speaker 2: That's nuts.

1602
01:32:47,439 --> 01:32:48,000
Speaker 7: That's bad.

1603
01:32:48,400 --> 01:32:50,920
Speaker 2: Before every fucking youth football game I coach, I'm like, bro,

1604
01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:57,360
Speaker 2: that's crazy. Youth basketball tournament is like, that's dog. It's

1605
01:32:57,400 --> 01:33:08,640
Speaker 2: a tough transition. It's history, tritage. Hate the gold you

1606
01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:12,160
Speaker 2: that bank in the days They still do sometimes when

1607
01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:16,240
Speaker 2: you cut him up in traffic. Here we go.

1608
01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:19,479
Speaker 6: Candy Sewings gets a ship beat out of her by

1609
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:22,160
Speaker 6: six white teenage girls out sold tomorrow.

1610
01:33:23,960 --> 01:33:24,960
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, what.

1611
01:33:27,800 --> 01:33:30,000
Speaker 7: You find out your girl used to funck Jason Whitlow.

1612
01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:34,800
Speaker 2: I'll jump in first.

1613
01:33:35,040 --> 01:33:40,840
Speaker 6: Can't do it, cannot do it, no way, no way,

1614
01:33:41,000 --> 01:33:42,680
Speaker 6: look at that hat, no way yo.

1615
01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:49,080
Speaker 3: And now she's in love with you. Nah, that's like, YO, listen,

1616
01:33:49,600 --> 01:33:52,200
Speaker 3: your past is your past. But come on, man, Yo,

1617
01:33:53,120 --> 01:33:55,760
Speaker 3: I didn't need to yo. It's like you have sex

1618
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:57,519
Speaker 3: for the first time. She has like a corn tattoo,

1619
01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:01,320
Speaker 3: like a band on a chest.

1620
01:34:01,400 --> 01:34:05,920
Speaker 2: You're like, what the Yeah, some choices are unforgivable. Yeah,

1621
01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:11,759
Speaker 2: like you can't have that fred Durst discography. That's crazy.

1622
01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:14,800
Speaker 2: I can't funk with you. This is bad. This is bad.

1623
01:34:15,520 --> 01:34:17,400
Speaker 2: And this is the picture they always used for this motherfucker.

1624
01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:20,960
Speaker 2: Yeah it's his picture. Yeah, no, this that's his best.

1625
01:34:21,080 --> 01:34:26,040
Speaker 2: That's what's crazy. This is like truly some ship. He's like, nah,

1626
01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:27,080
Speaker 2: killed it that day.

1627
01:34:27,600 --> 01:34:32,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, use that one his Hey, give me the pick

1628
01:34:32,720 --> 01:34:38,080
Speaker 3: with the hat with the littlest brim. Yeah, yo, give

1629
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,560
Speaker 3: me this ship that barely fit on my head. I

1630
01:34:39,600 --> 01:34:42,880
Speaker 3: want to know, you know what the son out.

1631
01:34:42,800 --> 01:34:43,360
Speaker 5: Of his face.

1632
01:34:44,080 --> 01:34:46,280
Speaker 2: They were like, Jason, do you care if it matches?

1633
01:34:46,640 --> 01:34:48,960
Speaker 2: He's like nah, no, no, no, no about that black

1634
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:52,680
Speaker 2: goes with everything. No, that's cool. Cool. Just give me

1635
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:57,040
Speaker 2: a fucking uh fucking uh hooking reel napkin as a

1636
01:34:57,080 --> 01:34:59,880
Speaker 2: pocket square. I'm good to go.

1637
01:35:00,720 --> 01:35:03,280
Speaker 3: Jess looking realm trying to take you to act like

1638
01:35:03,360 --> 01:35:06,000
Speaker 3: it was facy right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh huh,

1639
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:12,440
Speaker 3: it ain't. It's losing, brod it just rebranded.

1640
01:35:11,680 --> 01:35:15,760
Speaker 4: Purple purple suit, silver tied black at Jason, you're ready.

1641
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:16,439
Speaker 2: Ready to go.

1642
01:35:17,479 --> 01:35:19,640
Speaker 3: That's in his media kit, ladies and gentlemen. That's what

1643
01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,120
Speaker 3: he's presenting the people when he's pitching himself.

1644
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:24,800
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't. I couldn't. Let I can't do it.

1645
01:35:24,920 --> 01:35:28,040
Speaker 2: Let this happen. I can't. I can't. Like Yo, you

1646
01:35:28,120 --> 01:35:30,200
Speaker 2: used to funk Jason Whitlock. Bro. Now we gotta talk

1647
01:35:31,280 --> 01:35:33,639
Speaker 2: every for a long time, every we got kids together,

1648
01:35:33,720 --> 01:35:36,879
Speaker 2: and you were doing this. That's crazy. There's some digual

1649
01:35:36,920 --> 01:35:38,000
Speaker 2: Whitlock on my kids.

1650
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:38,840
Speaker 5: That's wow.

1651
01:35:39,200 --> 01:35:42,160
Speaker 2: There's something rotten in your spirit. And I would say, listen,

1652
01:35:42,479 --> 01:35:44,280
Speaker 2: that would have me asking stupid questions bro, that I

1653
01:35:44,320 --> 01:35:45,960
Speaker 2: would never ask a woman in my life. I'm like, Yo,

1654
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:53,120
Speaker 2: did he come inside you ever? Ever? Be honest with me?

1655
01:35:53,120 --> 01:35:54,920
Speaker 2: Don't lie to me? And then and then you end

1656
01:35:55,000 --> 01:35:59,439
Speaker 2: up with widow Whitlocks. There's no answer.

1657
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:02,080
Speaker 3: You want to hear the fuck baby boy looks like

1658
01:36:02,120 --> 01:36:04,240
Speaker 3: a Christmas hand and you're like, what the fuck that

1659
01:36:04,360 --> 01:36:05,000
Speaker 3: ain't my baby?

1660
01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:07,479
Speaker 7: The baby got that hat on.

1661
01:36:10,760 --> 01:36:11,600
Speaker 13: Just out of you.

1662
01:36:16,400 --> 01:36:18,760
Speaker 2: That is the smallest. Is that a what is that?

1663
01:36:18,880 --> 01:36:21,640
Speaker 2: It's a baby hat? It is a baby that is

1664
01:36:21,680 --> 01:36:22,960
Speaker 2: a children's place for Dora.

1665
01:36:26,040 --> 01:36:28,200
Speaker 3: I know, I try to dress my son up as

1666
01:36:28,240 --> 01:36:30,599
Speaker 3: Dick Tracy once I'm folloween. That's to say he got

1667
01:36:30,680 --> 01:36:31,280
Speaker 3: that same hat.

1668
01:36:32,240 --> 01:36:36,400
Speaker 2: He's like, who Dick Tracy? I was like, Yo, criteria

1669
01:36:36,439 --> 01:36:40,760
Speaker 2: collection ship, little nigga. Shut up. You don't know about this.

1670
01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:49,639
Speaker 2: It's classics. Nobody's doing this. Yeah, no, nobody. This is tough.

1671
01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:53,800
Speaker 4: Damn If anybody in here has fun Jason Whitlock, if

1672
01:36:53,840 --> 01:36:54,240
Speaker 4: you funk with.

1673
01:36:57,680 --> 01:36:59,800
Speaker 2: If this has been if this has been hard for you,

1674
01:37:00,880 --> 01:37:06,760
Speaker 2: eat a dick. You made a big mistake. Shame on you. Shame,

1675
01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:14,320
Speaker 2: shame's shames. Okay, Oh no, that was that was it.

1676
01:37:14,479 --> 01:37:20,000
Speaker 2: I gotta learn to count. Oh shit, I don't know

1677
01:37:20,080 --> 01:37:22,880
Speaker 2: how to count. Thank you.

1678
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:26,519
Speaker 3: Nobody that I've had sex with has hied sex with

1679
01:37:26,640 --> 01:37:27,320
Speaker 3: Jason Whitlock.

1680
01:37:27,680 --> 01:37:30,600
Speaker 4: And what a beautiful message to the audience with you

1681
01:37:31,720 --> 01:37:34,680
Speaker 4: with you, for you to inspire them to not have

1682
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:37,040
Speaker 4: sex with somebody that's had sex with Jason.

1683
01:37:37,720 --> 01:37:40,240
Speaker 3: Okay, keep that, to keep that degree of separation as

1684
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:42,120
Speaker 3: separate as possible, you know what I mean? Or you

1685
01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:45,080
Speaker 3: could end up with a tiny hat on you know

1686
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:46,719
Speaker 3: what I mean. And I'm not talking about a condom.

1687
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:58,080
Speaker 2: One more time for Maryland. Oh thank you. Let's fucking go.

1688
01:38:04,120 --> 01:38:05,800
Speaker 6: If you want to take a picture, we're gonna be

1689
01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:09,880
Speaker 6: out front. Yeah, we got hats and t shirts for sale. Yeah,

1690
01:38:10,439 --> 01:38:13,519
Speaker 6: that's the whole thing. That's all and now, and you

1691
01:38:13,640 --> 01:38:15,400
Speaker 6: listen to a new episode, you can call us.

1692
01:38:15,760 --> 01:38:18,280
Speaker 4: We have a new phone line that's gonna right if

1693
01:38:18,320 --> 01:38:21,280
Speaker 4: people want to leave voicemails and ship, we're gonna we'd

1694
01:38:21,320 --> 01:38:23,640
Speaker 4: love to hear your voices and talk to you. What

1695
01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:27,519
Speaker 4: little moms, Yeah, I think that is it. It's eight

1696
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:31,960
Speaker 4: four four little moms and moms with an S. We

1697
01:38:31,960 --> 01:38:36,519
Speaker 4: couldn't get z shut up. Uh but but yeah, we'd

1698
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:38,519
Speaker 4: love to hear from you, So call us. And that's

1699
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:39,040
Speaker 4: the whole thing.

1700
01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:45,000
Speaker 2: Bye, bitches.

1701
01:38:50,200 --> 01:38:54,520
Speaker 5: Bears are racists.

1702
01:38:56,240 --> 01:39:01,840
Speaker 2: Money stuff. I can't tell me that