WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Human Verification System 

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<v Speaker 1>Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. You know

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<v Speaker 1>on the Internet when you order something and sometimes it

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<v Speaker 1>has that thing pop up that's like type this word

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<v Speaker 1>to prove you're not a robot. Oh my god, he

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<v Speaker 1>find the sidewalk? I did? I found? Yeah? Okay, Well

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<v Speaker 1>we thought wouldn't it be funny if you had to

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<v Speaker 1>do that over the phone. Well that's when we came

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<v Speaker 1>up with the human verification system in our own Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>Fox is pretending to be a representative for a tickets

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<v Speaker 1>and events company. She just wants to verify with a

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<v Speaker 1>young man that he is in fact human and not

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<v Speaker 1>a bot. Well, you never you never know, You never know, Jose.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see if he passes in your brand new phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Tap right now, another tap? Hello, Hi, this is Rachel

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<v Speaker 1>calling from events. I'm looking to speak with Tyler. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is him, Hi, Tyler. I was just calling because

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<v Speaker 1>I see here that you recently purchased concert tickets through

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<v Speaker 1>our VIP presale program. Yeah yeah, great, great, So I

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<v Speaker 1>can put you through to our HVS right now. If

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<v Speaker 1>that works for you. It should only take a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what's HVS. I'm sure you've read stories.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just explain real quickly about you know, companies that

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<v Speaker 1>use bots to buy up all the good concert tickets. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen that. Yeah, and so that's why we have

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<v Speaker 1>HVS Human Verification System. And since you have a new

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<v Speaker 1>account with us, we're just gonna need to verify that

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<v Speaker 1>you are indeed a real person, all right. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you sound real to me, but you wouldn't believe some

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<v Speaker 1>of the newer artificial intelligence that companies are using to

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<v Speaker 1>you know, game the system. Okay, so what do I do? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>very easy. Just in order to validate your tickets, I

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<v Speaker 1>can just put you through to the HBS right now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's only going to take a minute. All right, let's

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<v Speaker 1>knock it out. Okay, Please hold hello. Please stake your

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<v Speaker 1>first and last name Tyler confirmed. Next question, what is

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<v Speaker 1>your birth date? Eleven nineteen confirmed? Next question, if you

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<v Speaker 1>are human, please describe what love is? What? Repeat question?

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<v Speaker 1>If you are, please describe what love is. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when two people are into each other or

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<v Speaker 1>something that I don't I am sorry, human verification has failed.

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<v Speaker 1>What Hi, Tyler, this is Rachel again. How did it go?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you approved? I don't think so. Well, it's asking

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<v Speaker 1>a weird question. Oh what is love? Is that that

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to tell them? Oh? Yeah, were you able

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<v Speaker 1>to answer that? I mean I gave him an answer,

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<v Speaker 1>but apparently it didn't work. Okay, Well are you confused

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<v Speaker 1>about love? No? I just I mean love is something

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody. What does this have to do with anything? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're just trying to establish are you a

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<v Speaker 1>robot or are you a person? I mean I'm having

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<v Speaker 1>a conversation with you right now. What do you mean

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<v Speaker 1>I'm love? A robot or a person? Like I said, AI,

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<v Speaker 1>these days really hard to tell. So how about this?

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<v Speaker 1>How about we just put you back into the HBS

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<v Speaker 1>and get you a new question? So okay, whatever, but

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<v Speaker 1>please hold whatever we're gonna do system. Hello, please state

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<v Speaker 1>your first and last name, Tyler. If you cannot answer

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<v Speaker 1>what love is, please describe in detail about how a

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<v Speaker 1>woman's reproductive system works. What I don't know a bottle alert.

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<v Speaker 1>A bottle alert subject is not human? What are you, Tyler?

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<v Speaker 1>This is Rachel. So the system just set me an

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<v Speaker 1>alert saying you failed again? Do you know the questions asking?

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<v Speaker 1>I know how a woman's reproductive system works? Have one myself?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mean to fire concert tickets? That's all I'm doing?

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking to me. I'm a human being, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>a bot. What does this have to do with anything? So?

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<v Speaker 1>Do ovaries make you uncomfortable? This whole thing makes me uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to tickets. Oh you know what that

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<v Speaker 1>sound means, don't you? No, I don't know what any

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<v Speaker 1>of this means. Yeah, that sound means that this is

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<v Speaker 1>actually a prank phone call we're doing on you with

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<v Speaker 1>your girlfriend, Mackenzie. Phone tap alert? What a total nube? What?

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<v Speaker 1>What this is? Actually Brooke for the radio show Brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a phone tap. Holy,

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<v Speaker 1>that was so embarrassing. Your your girlfriend said that you

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<v Speaker 1>got some like pre access to your favorite band and

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to mess with you. Okay, that was that

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<v Speaker 1>was crazy. I will say. She's also the one that

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<v Speaker 1>said you wouldn't know how a woman's reproductive system works,

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<v Speaker 1>which is a little concerning coming from your car. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she said that. Week up every morning with

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