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Speaker 1: on the Internet when you order something and sometimes it

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Speaker 1: has that thing pop up that's like type this word

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Speaker 1: to prove you're not a robot. Oh my god, he

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Speaker 1: find the sidewalk? I did? I found? Yeah? Okay, Well

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Speaker 1: we thought wouldn't it be funny if you had to

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Speaker 1: do that over the phone. Well that's when we came

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Speaker 1: up with the human verification system in our own Brooke

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Speaker 1: Fox is pretending to be a representative for a tickets

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Speaker 1: and events company. She just wants to verify with a

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Speaker 1: young man that he is in fact human and not

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Speaker 1: a bot. Well, you never you never know, You never know, Jose.

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Speaker 1: We'll see if he passes in your brand new phone.

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Speaker 1: Tap right now, another tap? Hello, Hi, this is Rachel

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Speaker 1: calling from events. I'm looking to speak with Tyler. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is him, Hi, Tyler. I was just calling because

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Speaker 1: I see here that you recently purchased concert tickets through

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Speaker 1: our VIP presale program. Yeah yeah, great, great, So I

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Speaker 1: can put you through to our HVS right now. If

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Speaker 1: that works for you. It should only take a minute.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's HVS. I'm sure you've read stories.

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Speaker 1: I'll just explain real quickly about you know, companies that

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Speaker 1: use bots to buy up all the good concert tickets. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've seen that. Yeah, and so that's why we have

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Speaker 1: HVS Human Verification System. And since you have a new

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Speaker 1: account with us, we're just gonna need to verify that

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Speaker 1: you are indeed a real person, all right. I mean

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Speaker 1: you sound real to me, but you wouldn't believe some

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Speaker 1: of the newer artificial intelligence that companies are using to

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Speaker 1: you know, game the system. Okay, so what do I do? Okay,

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Speaker 1: very easy. Just in order to validate your tickets, I

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Speaker 1: can just put you through to the HBS right now.

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Speaker 1: It's only going to take a minute. All right, let's

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Speaker 1: knock it out. Okay, Please hold hello. Please stake your

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Speaker 1: first and last name Tyler confirmed. Next question, what is

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Speaker 1: your birth date? Eleven nineteen confirmed? Next question, if you

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Speaker 1: are human, please describe what love is? What? Repeat question?

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Speaker 1: If you are, please describe what love is. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's like when two people are into each other or

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Speaker 1: something that I don't I am sorry, human verification has failed.

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Speaker 1: What Hi, Tyler, this is Rachel again. How did it go?

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Speaker 1: Were you approved? I don't think so. Well, it's asking

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Speaker 1: a weird question. Oh what is love? Is that that

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Speaker 1: that's going to tell them? Oh? Yeah, were you able

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Speaker 1: to answer that? I mean I gave him an answer,

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Speaker 1: but apparently it didn't work. Okay, Well are you confused

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Speaker 1: about love? No? I just I mean love is something

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Speaker 1: to everybody. What does this have to do with anything? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know, we're just trying to establish are you a

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Speaker 1: robot or are you a person? I mean I'm having

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Speaker 1: a conversation with you right now. What do you mean

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Speaker 1: I'm love? A robot or a person? Like I said, AI,

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Speaker 1: these days really hard to tell. So how about this?

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Speaker 1: How about we just put you back into the HBS

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Speaker 1: and get you a new question? So okay, whatever, but

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Speaker 1: please hold whatever we're gonna do system. Hello, please state

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Speaker 1: your first and last name, Tyler. If you cannot answer

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Speaker 1: what love is, please describe in detail about how a

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Speaker 1: woman's reproductive system works. What I don't know a bottle alert.

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Speaker 1: A bottle alert subject is not human? What are you, Tyler?

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Speaker 1: This is Rachel. So the system just set me an

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Speaker 1: alert saying you failed again? Do you know the questions asking?

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Speaker 1: I know how a woman's reproductive system works? Have one myself?

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Speaker 1: Do you mean to fire concert tickets? That's all I'm doing?

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Speaker 1: You're talking to me. I'm a human being, I'm not

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Speaker 1: a bot. What does this have to do with anything? So?

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Speaker 1: Do ovaries make you uncomfortable? This whole thing makes me uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: I just want to tickets. Oh you know what that

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Speaker 1: sound means, don't you? No, I don't know what any

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Speaker 1: of this means. Yeah, that sound means that this is

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Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call we're doing on you with

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Speaker 1: your girlfriend, Mackenzie. Phone tap alert? What a total nube? What?

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Speaker 1: What this is? Actually Brooke for the radio show Brook

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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's a phone tap. Holy,

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Speaker 1: that was so embarrassing. Your your girlfriend said that you

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Speaker 1: got some like pre access to your favorite band and

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Speaker 1: she wanted to mess with you. Okay, that was that

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Speaker 1: was crazy. I will say. She's also the one that

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Speaker 1: which is a little concerning coming from your car. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure she said that. Week up every morning with

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Speaker 1: funk tabs, weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey

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