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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all baby.

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Speaker 1: At all at all. Don't given them black the bus bush.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, listen to me to show.

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Speaker 4: I don't joy.

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Speaker 1: Ye joy they have.

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Speaker 4: You got you.

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Speaker 1: Turn love, turn.

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Speaker 5: You got to turn, got to turn the mouth, turn

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Speaker 5: you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out the money.

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Speaker 1: Come come on you'll think that. Uh huh, I sure

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Speaker 1: will come on and everybody, y'all listen to the voice.

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Speaker 1: Come on, dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yep. Yeah. Sometimes all I can

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Speaker 1: say yelp, Man, how far I've come is really unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: But you know I finally figured it out. Man. God

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Speaker 1: allowed me to have the life I've had so that

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Speaker 1: I can become experienced at so many different things. And

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Speaker 1: in this experience, when I'm talking and sharing with people,

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Speaker 1: I will be able to relate to a lot of

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Speaker 1: different circumstances, not exact, but just the circumstances.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: You know, if a person comes to me and they say, man,

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Speaker 1: I've been down and out, Okay, well I know what

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Speaker 1: that is. Man, I didn't I didn't have any direction, Okay,

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Speaker 1: got that been there, man at one point in time. Man,

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Speaker 1: I just kept piering mistake on top of mistake. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you know U. I think what I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: say to everybody is when you're going through life and

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Speaker 1: life is dealing the cards that it deals, I want

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Speaker 1: you to understand that life deals everybody these cards. The

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Speaker 1: disappointment card, the setback card, the failure card, the mishap card,

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Speaker 1: the unexpected misery card. Everybody gonna get, the grief card,

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Speaker 1: everybody gonna get, the rash of bad decision card, everybody

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Speaker 1: gonna get them. Understand that going in that everybody is

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Speaker 1: gonna get these cards is how you play them, though,

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Speaker 1: you know, from time to time, one more time, it's

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Speaker 1: how you play them.

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Speaker 6: Uh you know.

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Speaker 1: From time to time when I'm watching TV, I love

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Speaker 1: to watch the World Series of Poker. I like watching

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Speaker 1: poker tournaments on TV because it's really weird. What's happened

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Speaker 1: to sport? To a poker they're actually trying to call

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Speaker 1: it a sport, you know, And as to everyday guy

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Speaker 1: that doesn't have to be athletically inclined to anything, who

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Speaker 1: has a shot of winning a title if they play

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Speaker 1: their cards right. The best poker players in the world

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Speaker 1: don't have the best hands. They just make the best plays.

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Speaker 1: I've seen guys win a hand with nine to two

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Speaker 1: they knew the bluff, they knew the odds, they calculated risks,

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Speaker 1: they made the stakes higher than the other person was

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Speaker 1: I enjoy about poker and watching it is that these people,

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Speaker 1: these people here, play the hand they dealt and it

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Speaker 1: ain't always a good hand. But it ain't whether your

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Speaker 1: dealt bad cards or not, because you're gonna get dealt

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Speaker 1: some bad cars. Everybody ain't finna get two bullets in

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Speaker 1: their hand. You ain't finna get two aces when you

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Speaker 1: get dealt. Uh. You know, when you playing draw poker,

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Speaker 1: turn that nothing into something. So when you get dealt

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Speaker 1: and they could not understand why they were not moving forward.

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Speaker 1: But I said, you don't understand. Every time we talk,

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Speaker 1: we have the exact same conversation. It is simply because

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Speaker 1: same way. See. Until you make a conscience, the conscious

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Speaker 1: be the same. See here's here's here's the way this works.

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Speaker 1: When you're dealt to disappointments in life, it's how you

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Speaker 1: Because everybody gonna be disappointment, Everybody gonna lose a loved one,

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Speaker 1: everybody gonna make a bad decision, everybody gonna end wake

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Speaker 1: that determine who you are. Now, how do I play

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Speaker 1: see how God done connected this to something else. See.

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Speaker 1: Soon as a person have a setback, what's the first

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Speaker 1: thing A lot of people do. They go straight negative.

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Speaker 1: I can't see even get a break. I can't seem

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Speaker 1: could be connected to something? See you got to understand, man,

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Speaker 1: that this thing is all connected. That you not having

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Speaker 1: no reason. It's so you can become experienced at them.

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Speaker 1: So when he takes you to the next level, when

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Speaker 1: handle it. If you keep throwing yourself off the cliff

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Speaker 1: every time something happened, you just gonna be a cliff

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Speaker 1: divil man, Stop tripping yourself out. I was talking to

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Speaker 1: this young person, I kept saying, and you know what,

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Speaker 1: they tried to tell me. I'm trying to stay positive.

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Speaker 1: But the people around here they just killing that. Oh.

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Speaker 1: I see. So when you learn something and you know something,

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Speaker 1: you don't take ownership of it. You allow other people

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Speaker 1: it loose from you. I don't care who you are.

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Speaker 1: You not doing me like that. Here's a deal. I

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Speaker 1: have a gift that was given to me from God.

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Speaker 1: That is the gift of comedy. That's what I've done.

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Speaker 1: I've made the bulk of my living on that skill set.

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Speaker 1: Right there. There are comedians who are supposedly friends of mine,

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Speaker 1: who I've worked with, who get around in huddles with

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Speaker 1: one another and they say, man, Steve really ain't funny.

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Speaker 1: I don't see what they be laughing at. He ain't

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Speaker 1: funny to me. He wasn't the funniest king to me.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me, you're irrelevant in this conversation because irregardless as

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Speaker 1: that I'm knocked down kill over funny. But more importantly,

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Speaker 1: I own the gift that God gave to me. I

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Speaker 1: take ownership of his blessing. Cause you don't think it's so.

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Speaker 1: You ain't taking that from me. Stop letting people steal, yojai.

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Speaker 1: Stop letting people take what you're supposed to know. Look,

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Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a kind person at heart. Man, You

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Speaker 1: ain't nothing. Now you sitting here going, man, I guess

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Speaker 1: I ain't. What's your tripping for? You are a kind person,

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Speaker 1: own that take ownership of it. Stop letting things God

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Speaker 1: is a cold player, and he got cold players working

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Speaker 1: for him, just shaking, just taking stuff from you. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm a hard worker. I really am intelligent. You stupid man.

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Speaker 1: I thought I was a hard worker. Man. They came

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Speaker 1: in here and said I was stupid. Man, I don't

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Speaker 1: know what I'm doing wrong. What excuse me? You're a

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Speaker 1: very bright person. Hey, y'all take ownership. When God gives

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Speaker 1: you something, blesses you with a gift, a talent, a

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Speaker 1: skill set, a mindset.

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Speaker 7: Own it.

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Speaker 1: Don't let people come in here and take it from you.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I probably shouldn't have went that.

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Speaker 3: Morning.

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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, it's about to go down. What you're

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Speaker 1: talking about, Steve, What I'm talking about every morning, the

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Speaker 1: start of something grand, the start of something new, the

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Speaker 1: start of something spectacular. You know what I'm talking about,

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Speaker 1: because it's about to happen to you, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: It is on and cracking here we are the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Give it to me, damn it, give

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Speaker 1: it to me.

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Crazy? Whoa hey, you do can what what I'm talking about?

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Speaker 1: I can't stop him. I'm too much. They won't.

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Speaker 2: Up shut up.

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Speaker 1: Back then, they won't. That's the only thing. The only

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Speaker 1: thing I miss about stand up is walking out gosh

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Speaker 1: and walking off. Wow.

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Speaker 3: What does that feel like.

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Speaker 1: To make you feel? It's like it's the most incredible thing.

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Speaker 1: Because as a stand up what can never replace stand up?

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Speaker 1: It is simply the purest form of adelation that you

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Speaker 1: you're not pulling at their hard strings. You're not you're

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Speaker 1: not taking them back down memory lane with their favorite song.

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Speaker 1: You're not doing sings. Ain't no such thing as a

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Speaker 1: joke alone. Come on, come on, do this one with me, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Two three people walk in the bar. Come on, you

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Speaker 1: know it, everybody. Come on, black man, white man, Chinese man,

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Speaker 1: Come on, y'all, y'all know this is a joker on

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Speaker 1: It is none of that. It is the purest form

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Speaker 1: when you kill it, and I mean a ninety minute set,

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Speaker 1: you deliver gut wrenching laughter and you walk off. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Oh my god. It is unbelievable. It is unbelievable, man.

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Speaker 1: And when you do it well, and then to top

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Speaker 1: oh man, oh man, I missed that too, man, Wow

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Speaker 1: Jesus clad applause. So let me just say quickly, good

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Speaker 3: Thank you, yeah you right now, good morning.

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Speaker 5: Give it.

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Speaker 1: One more time, give it to me. Let's clap it out.

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Speaker 1: Let's just clap it all the way out today. Let

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Speaker 1: me set up the show for you. Keep on day,

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Speaker 1: don't stop. We got the clo coming up. We got

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Speaker 1: oh oh, we all know we be back. Just show

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Speaker 1: give it to me day. You're listening.

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Speaker 3: Morning show.

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Speaker 3: All right, it's time now to start your morning off

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Speaker 3: with the nephew and run that brank back.

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Speaker 6: What you got for is nef This right here, Shirley

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Speaker 6: is baby chick babysit y'all.

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Speaker 1: Probably y'all ain't used to seeing nothing like that, baby chick.

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Speaker 1: You know about that. Let's go ketdough. We're gonna drop

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Speaker 1: it on him, baby chick. Let's go. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach Warren the manager. He is, which

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Speaker 4: is wa thank you for calling. Are you the manager there?

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Speaker 8: Yes, sir?

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Speaker 4: Your name Warren?

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Speaker 8: Yes, sir?

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Speaker 4: This is one Okay. I need to actually file a

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Speaker 1: Sir?

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Speaker 8: Tom Let me let me get hold on a second.

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Speaker 8: So let me do this. Let me let me what

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Speaker 1: Your name was? My name is Evans.

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Speaker 8: Evans is my name, so Evans is your last name.

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Speaker 8: Let me let me write this down. And you came

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Speaker 4: Did you have an accident in my store or something?

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Speaker 8: I'm not exact to show what you're calling about.

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Speaker 4: I ain't had no accident. What happened was I came

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Speaker 4: When I got home, I was chicken to make sure

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Speaker 9: That don't make no sense, man, sir, I don't mean

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Speaker 8: Can you tell me it was a chicken, a baby chicken,

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Speaker 4: In the baby chick inside the carton the eggs. Man,

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Speaker 4: You got eggs.

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Speaker 8: If you just feel it, don't move out here, because

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Speaker 4: What I told y'all, put that chicken down in there.

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Speaker 4: Put it down. You might have Rayze say what.

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Speaker 8: I don't even think that that's possible. First of all,

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Speaker 4: I don't know I did this this one. I don't

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Speaker 9: When did you say you in here?

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Speaker 4: So I was in there yesterday. I bought the eggs yesterday.

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Speaker 8: Man, down here at Alm.

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Speaker 4: Street, Yes, I bought them. I said the grocery store.

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Speaker 4: I sure did.

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Speaker 8: Okay, let's do this. Why don't you bring me eggs

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Speaker 4: So now you want me to transport a baby chick

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Speaker 8: Man, I'm not I'm not exactly sure what you are

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Speaker 9: First of all, any anyone or.

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Speaker 8: Common sense will tell you that that's not possible. First

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Speaker 9: There is no possible way that this.

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Speaker 8: The temperature and my freezers are right above freezing. There's

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Speaker 9: I'm not getting the look.

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Speaker 4: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna go back and forth

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Speaker 8: If you want to bring me a dozen eggs, bring

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Speaker 4: Hey man, you okay, you're just supposed to be the manager.

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Speaker 4: You're not supposed to talk to me like that.

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Speaker 8: So I'm a'll tell you as politely as possible if

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Speaker 8: I will gladly in front of your money, give you

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Speaker 4: You want to do.

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Speaker 9: But I'm not even know you what I want to have.

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Speaker 4: But I'm got all a lawsuit because y'all have traumatize

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Speaker 8: Sir, listen, all right, let's just bring this down a lossuit, sir,

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Speaker 8: over a dozen eggs old.

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Speaker 4: A dozen eggs that gotta baby chick in it.

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Speaker 8: Man, So let me take your phone number as some information,

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Speaker 8: and I'll talk to my manager and we will figure

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Speaker 4: I just I don't understand how you would have a

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Speaker 4: Chicklet just leave them over there, don't touch the chicken.

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Speaker 8: I just don't believe that this because possibly be happy.

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Speaker 8: So this is it's unbereigualab to me to even get this.

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Speaker 4: Something, sir. I don't have time to go back and

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Speaker 4: is it may be it's some fluit accident, Okay, but

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Speaker 4: ever have breakfast up again. And I'm over to make show.

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Speaker 4: I file a lawsuit on your store, and your show.

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Speaker 9: Me I acertain anything to do with me. I didn't

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Speaker 8: Except come into rus today. You understand what I'm saying.

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Speaker 9: If you wanna found a.

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Speaker 4: Lost okay, I don't file a lawsuit. I'm found lost

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Speaker 4: on the grocery store, and I'm filing a lawsuit on

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Speaker 4: the manager, Warren, Which is your for giving me a

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Speaker 9: You don't even got a hard time out of me

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Speaker 9: like you I'm saying. I'm saying you are a hard time.

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Speaker 9: Comes down here with that day.

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Speaker 4: I'm bringing the bag down here, and I'm bringing that

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Speaker 8: I'd like to see it said, how much did you

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Speaker 4: I paid by two dollars. It ain't about how much

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Speaker 4: I'm paid for the egg. It's what you have trauma tized.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, because I don't give you just that much back

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Speaker 9: of that. When you get here, you want to say,

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Speaker 9: I don't give it.

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Speaker 8: I'm go tousches out.

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Speaker 9: Here and line the gemin prooper off my chickens and

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Speaker 9: now something drop some telephone talking about some chicken and

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Speaker 4: Okay, well let me let me tell you this too.

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Speaker 4: Do you have a guy that works at the checkout

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Speaker 4: name Tyrant?

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Speaker 10: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Tyrants got me the play p one call you.

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Speaker 4: One Y just gotta pray.

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Speaker 5: What.

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Speaker 8: Who's kidding you?

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Speaker 4: Ay?

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Speaker 9: And look, man, how need come old chicken? Chicken's going

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Speaker 4: Man?

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Speaker 9: Man, I'm not I say that all I got people

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Speaker 4: Hey, one, I gotta ask you, man, what is it

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Speaker 4: bad that? I mean, the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 8: Man, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: You check out God, Tyring he got your bad.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm gonna get him too. I'm gonna put it

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Speaker 8: get him stack in ag.

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Speaker 4: There you go.

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Speaker 1: Ready CLO. One time, Here we go.

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Speaker 3: This one is from Monette in Alabama. Money says, I'm

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Speaker 3: a twenty eight year old professional female and the love

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Speaker 3: that opposites a track. He's got his ged and he

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Speaker 1: He uses street.

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Speaker 3: Slang all the time, and I try not to correct

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Speaker 1: Are these big issues? Or am I being shallow? You

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Speaker 1: He got a ged, This is his world, This is

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Speaker 1: how he talked. Now he can get better, but when

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Speaker 1: he go out, he go what's safe? See see, let

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Speaker 1: me tell you this. So a lot of times people

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Speaker 1: I ain't ever had. It might cost too much. So now,

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Speaker 1: but where is it y'all going to? Everywhere y'all go?

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Speaker 1: They got chicken tims. You might, he continues, ain't on

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Speaker 1: the menu. You might can get him to try something else.

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Speaker 1: So women oftentimes make their men better. Yes, So take

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Speaker 1: him to different places, and you know, say, just you know,

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Speaker 1: have him try some stuff on your plate. You know,

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Speaker 1: let him get the chicken where he feels safe and comfortable.

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Speaker 1: Then let him try some stuff on your plate. You

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Speaker 1: but you'll let it dude go because he talks slave.

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Speaker 3: No, that's true, all right, Tammy and Saint Louis says,

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Speaker 1: How should I deal with her? Wow?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 6: What?

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Speaker 4: What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: There's nothing for you to do. It's absolutely nothing for

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Speaker 1: I want you to understand that. Ever, yeah, behind now

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Speaker 1: damn right. She's a bully. Come you run your ass

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Speaker 1: Did tell her?

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Speaker 1: Really? Wow? Work with it though, but you're gonna do

440
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 1: something wrong. And then threaten somebody man. Yes, right now,

441
00:24:58,080 --> 00:24:59,919
Speaker 1: you should be a little more discreet with your chi

442
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: all right.

443
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,520
Speaker 3: Anonymous in Florida says, I'm a thirty year old single

444
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 3: female and I work as a dental assistant for a

445
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 3: prominent black dentist. For the past three years, we've been

446
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,080
Speaker 3: having an affair and he takes good care of me.

447
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 3: He's my dad's age, and my parents are friendly with

448
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:21,200
Speaker 3: him and his wife. My parents have a big wedding

449
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 3: anniversary dinner planned and the dentist is coming with his wife.

450
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,399
Speaker 3: I don't want to be around his wife, so I

451
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 3: asked him not to show up. He said, his wife

452
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:34,880
Speaker 3: is looking forward to it, so they're coming. Why would

453
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 3: he hurt me this way?

454
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 1: That's her letter. Yeah, that's her question. How you think

455
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: as the number two, you ain't gonna get hurt? But

456
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,080
Speaker 1: they all let your parents excuse me. He can't put

457
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: you in front of his wife, right, His wife want

458
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: to go. She looking forward to because they're cool with

459
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:01,680
Speaker 1: your parents. He coming, He coming with her? Yeah, thirty

460
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,240
Speaker 1: year old gotta grow up. All you gotta do is

461
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 1: pop in and say hey and then disappear if you

462
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: don't want to see it. Yeah, she can't anniversary. Okay,

463
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: then sit down and deal with it. Three years. Look,

464
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: you have been screwing this woman's husband for three years.

465
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:27,399
Speaker 1: That is a cost to that. And now you finish

466
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: find out who got deals. Oh, he take good care

467
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: of you. Ain't no problem. You can get taken care

468
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,560
Speaker 1: of But he got to take care of his house too.

469
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 3: But you know what, Steve, she sounds too like she

470
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:41,200
Speaker 3: might do something stupid at this dinner, you know, like

471
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:43,399
Speaker 3: call him out or try to get him in trouble

472
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 3: with his wife or something.

473
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know why you do that. You been

474
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:50,640
Speaker 1: knowing the man was married. Yeah, See, when you play,

475
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 1: when you play the dirty game, you got to be

476
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 1: ready now to get some dirt on you, get some

477
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,199
Speaker 1: dirt on you. But but but the ain't no need

478
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: to you snap it, won't You just find your own man? Yeah? Right, right?

479
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: A date? But you stupid? So you just been seeing him,

480
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: So he been seeing her and you you stupid. If

481
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: you're gonna play the game, you know the rules. He

482
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:29,679
Speaker 1: takes really good care of me, Okay, cool, Just got

483
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,680
Speaker 1: to take good care of you.

484
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,440
Speaker 3: He's your dad's age, they're friends. He's got to come

485
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 3: to the wedding anniversary. He has to think he's not coming,

486
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,160
Speaker 3: will find this out.

487
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta be cool, like you gotta get another job.

488
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:51,159
Speaker 1: There a dentists out there and another man. That's all

489
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: all you gotta do is get another man. Yeah.

490
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 3: He takes such good care of me.

491
00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: Okay, but he takes better care of his wife. Yeah.

492
00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Yeah, I just got real up in here.

493
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 3: She doesn't want to be around his wife, so she

494
00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:11,359
Speaker 3: asked him not to show up. That's just crazy. How

495
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 3: will he not show up to his friend's anniversary dinner?

496
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 3: That doesn't even make sense. Then they'll really suspect something.

497
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 3: The number two don't get to vote, make any demands.

498
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 3: All right, thank you, Clo. Great advice is always.

499
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 1: You're listening.

500
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 3: Morning show, all right, Steve. So you went on to

501
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 3: tell us this roach story that I've never heard before

502
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 3: in my life by roaches, So you have another one

503
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 3: for it.

504
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 1: Tell you about this girl I was dating that had

505
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: all these votures and it was in infestation. She lost,

506
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: She was fine, and you know, wasn't no cell phones

507
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 1: back then. So my boy Biggie Wig. I told Biggie

508
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,880
Speaker 1: Wig to come and pick me up at a certain

509
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: amount of time. I said, as a matter of fact,

510
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,400
Speaker 1: weig got called all you at your house if something

511
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:06,400
Speaker 1: changed thirty minutes before one o'clock and let you know

512
00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: if I need a little bit more time or nothing.

513
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 1: So are we in there? We're playing cards. Roaches is

514
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: every it's lights on anyway, It ain't nobody, ain't none

515
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: of them Russian. But this way they stay. You're playing cards,

516
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 1: and I know it's too many of them, many humans.

517
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 1: And I done got up off the couch to play

518
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: cards because I just they was on the couch, they

519
00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: was on the coffee table, They walked across TV screen,

520
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: They was just everywhere. So I figure, at least let

521
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: me set up in a wooden shell with four legs

522
00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 1: on it the least amount of exposure. Already, got cuffs

523
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 1: in these bail bottoms I got. I got the damn

524
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: near make coolocks out of these tirs. I took them

525
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,719
Speaker 1: because I got them two inch cuffs in these bail bottoms.

526
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 1: I know they in here, Yeah, I don't get the

527
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: hell well they in here? Yeah, they looking for a route.

528
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,480
Speaker 1: Some of they're just playing cards. The coroaches everywhere. I'm

529
00:30:00,520 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: just flicking them, you know, just flicking them off with

530
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: the cars and hands coming. And the girl's sisters was

531
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: real nice. They was hood, but they were some nice girl.

532
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: But lord, them girls talk trash when they play cards.

533
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,920
Speaker 1: So we're at we just accustoming each other. Yeah, you know,

534
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: I've been. I've never been more bees according to women,

535
00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: the same. Look at you, little skinny Bee. What you're

536
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: gonna do?

537
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:22,680
Speaker 3: Be?

538
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: So I'm in there. So we just talking trash. So

539
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: I look up at the clock and I said, let

540
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: me go on in here and call Bee and tell

541
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:37,719
Speaker 1: him I be ready. About one thirty something happened. Man,

542
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,479
Speaker 1: I forgot the call. These roaches. It's one am now

543
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 1: day in full blast. I don't know what it is

544
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: about one am. Yeah, but roaches.

545
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's clubs.

546
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: They was all out for dinner that night, was strolling.

547
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: They was with their families. You know, we were playing music.

548
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: So they was out at the club. The club that

549
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: was going to dinner. I was in the park. I

550
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:09,240
Speaker 1: don't know what be happening. Roaches was everywhere I'm talking about.

551
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: Listen to me when I tell y'all, there was nowhere

552
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: you could look and you didn't see a roach. Wow.

553
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 1: So cool. All of a sudden the doe bell ring

554
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: and her sister jump up and said, I got it.

555
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: We're playing spade. So it was my plate. So I said,

556
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 1: I got to get to this dough because I got

557
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:36,320
Speaker 1: to tell this fool, biggie wig big when you come

558
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: in here, listen, they got a roach problem. I like

559
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 1: the girl. Don't embarrass her, Just act like you don't

560
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,680
Speaker 1: see him. I had a whole speech, was matter of

561
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: fact when I called him thirty minutes before. I was

562
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: gonna tell it because he a good brother. But when

563
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: you don't want him though, there wasn't no Texan, ain't

564
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: no cell phone. I just didn't got So next thing

565
00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 1: I know, she at the door. So by the time

566
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 1: I make my plate, all I hear is at the door. Damn,

567
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: he's there. He's there. And then and it's all you here.

568
00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: He out there in the foyier, just stomping. I'm stealing,

569
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 1: and I'm standing there just looking at it, and the

570
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 1: and the sisters is mortified because he in here. I'm talking, God,

571
00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: nothing here. I only want see them and y'all don't

572
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: see the man's baggety breaks is everywhere. God, they wonder

573
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: loud that he calling me. I'm six ft away, but

574
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: it's dog. He'll see. They weren't aloud. I'm just sitting here,

575
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:06,880
Speaker 1: man like man, you don't stop. And so he's shaking

576
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: his coat, flipping his collar, he knocking them off the wall.

577
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 1: He'd have pulled his hat off. Now he got a

578
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 1: gangster brill, right, and a Mexico. So he pulls his

579
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: hat off, and he was, man, they're all on the wall. Man,

580
00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 1: these mother blake is everywhere. Maybe I don't see this.

581
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:33,560
Speaker 1: He steady asking them, girl, y'all don't see this. I'm

582
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 1: standing there with my arms folded, just humiliated. A roach

583
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: fell off the ceiling and landed on his ears. God,

584
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:54,120
Speaker 1: he reached out with blady, Man, these mother blake's excepting

585
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: where shot? And I'm just standing there looking at him.

586
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:03,239
Speaker 1: And then heal money off you here. I just went

587
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 1: on and told the girl. I said, I said, hey,

588
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 1: excuse me, hey, let me give me a coat.

589
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 6: What you do?

590
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 1: It was the end that was, And I kissed the

591
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:16,839
Speaker 1: girl on the cheek. I tell big, I said, come on, man,

592
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: let's go.

593
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:17,560
Speaker 4: Yeah.

594
00:34:17,719 --> 00:34:23,720
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, man, damn love, I know how you're sitting

595
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 1: up in here. You see these man mahamma, over there,

596
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 1: head down, everybody head because he'd have made a sing.

597
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:37,040
Speaker 1: So we get out to the car. So we standing

598
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: at the door. He said, look, you're good, I said, big,

599
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,200
Speaker 1: you have to make all that man. Damn that man.

600
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: Let's shake off man, he said, hey, and flip your

601
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 1: cuss and your bell walking. No good? Hell, well here,

602
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 1: so we outside. Damn there undressed. I just got the

603
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: voevo dog. I can't get nothing in that. That was

604
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,360
Speaker 1: then over at the girl's house with the roaches.

605
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:11,359
Speaker 3: All right, all right, we'll have more of the Steve

606
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:15,360
Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this. You're listening

607
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 3: Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it's time for a

608
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 3: round of would you rather? Would you rather play golf

609
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 3: with your buddies or go fishing with your wife?

610
00:35:29,440 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: I could do eas with Marjorie all the time. She

611
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: don't listen. Hey, she already knows how to fish. Listen.

612
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 1: She can't fish good as me. If she can catch

613
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: fish for she end up getting it off and all

614
00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 1: that odds. Tomorrow, Steve, I can't get this along. Use

615
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 1: your plies, baby, were on Instagram. I'm gonna look at it.

616
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 1: Look it up. I know I said, baby, use your plies.

617
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: That's Steve. I can't get to use your plies. Baby.

618
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 1: I bought your fly. I bought I bought you some

619
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,799
Speaker 1: mess club. All you gotta do is get your applies out.

620
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,959
Speaker 1: You be done with this. You finished. Kill it. Damn fish,

621
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,480
Speaker 1: that is the objective. So you can get him, right,

622
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,720
Speaker 1: we throw fish back. We don't do that. Oh okay,

623
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 1: you don't eat them. I'm gonna play golf with the boys. Okay.

624
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 7: Yeah, you change your mind because at first you said

625
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 7: either either world.

626
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,399
Speaker 1: But I haven't been fishing with Jay. She didn't hook

627
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: my ass before. Oh man, oh.

628
00:36:23,080 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 2: Wow that.

629
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm bleeding here, I'm emorrhaging. All right.

630
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: Would you rather take cold showers for one month or

631
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:37,959
Speaker 3: only wash up for a month?

632
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: Only wash up?

633
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 4: What that? What?

634
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:41,040
Speaker 6: What you know?

635
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: Just wash up? No shower, no bad?

636
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

637
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, washing up. Yeah, I'm gonna take that

638
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,840
Speaker 1: wash up. That cold shower. Can't do it. Wash up.

639
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stand in No way. They're supposed to stand

640
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 1: for you. They not. Who told you that?

641
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 3: This doctor they say that help with inflammation, all of that,

642
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:02,840
Speaker 3: they're good for you.

643
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: It ain't that much inflammation. That's way too.

644
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 3: Well, don't athletes take their things?

645
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:09,439
Speaker 5: Yeah?

646
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, all of that them athletes? We comedians, ain't we

647
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: don't need that. You're not athletic comedian? Yeah, I got

648
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 1: inflammation jokes. All right?

649
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 3: Would you rather have Thanksgiving dinner naked with your family members?

650
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:28,400
Speaker 1: Okay?

651
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 3: Or would you rather have Thanksgiving dinner alone fully dressed.

652
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:41,279
Speaker 1: A long family? Him mama when him MoMA sitting up,

653
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Speaker 1: I won't tell you it ain't away, Jackie. Ain't your

654
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: hand up in there? Marjorie mama sitting over there?

655
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 5: Nicked?

656
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 1: No, No, we can't do this. Last one.

657
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 3: Would you rather cry uncontrollably when you get aroused or

658
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,280
Speaker 3: not be able to talk at all when you get aroused?

659
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: Which? Yeah? Either one? One bunch of.

660
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 10: Show?

661
00:38:10,719 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm beat. I just won't beat. I don't

662
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:17,520
Speaker 1: want to. I won't do to quiet crying interrupt your

663
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: breathing pattern. I need to keep my breathing right. No,

664
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: just give me to not talking? What is Tommy crying?

665
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 1: All right?

666
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 11: Thanks?

667
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:26,640
Speaker 1: Show, don't tell a lot though.

668
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 3: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning

669
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 3: Show coming up right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Well,

670
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 3: if you need help, this year with roasting a turkey

671
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 3: for Thanksgiving dinner.

672
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 1: Butter Ball has a solution for you.

673
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 3: The one eight hundred Butterball Turkey Talk Line is open

674
00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 3: at your service with turkey experts that are ready to

675
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 3: answer any questions you might have, including how to pick

676
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 3: out a turkey to buy, how to cook it, and

677
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 3: what to do with the leftovers?

678
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:01,720
Speaker 1: What is all that for it? They will all because

679
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: I have two turkey experts on the show, Me and

680
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:08,879
Speaker 1: Tommy calling that thing in one eight hundred number four

681
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: eating that dry ass piece of meat.

682
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,879
Speaker 3: Somebody calls in and wants to know how to make

683
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 3: their turkey not dry?

684
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: What do you get your ass? A butter Ball electric

685
00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:22,040
Speaker 1: turkey fry and stuff. All the guests work out of

686
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: this mess. Butterball makes them. They are at Target, they

687
00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 1: are at Walmart. It's four minutes per pound. Yep. You

688
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: cut that thing on three seventy five when the green

689
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 1: light come on. They've got a big basket that will

690
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: hold up to a nineteen pound turkey. You put that

691
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:42,440
Speaker 1: turkey in that basket. I'll interject I inject mine so

692
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: it'll be extra flavorful. Drop it down in there and

693
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,640
Speaker 1: close the lid. I ain't just at that time. For huh,

694
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: go ahead, I inject two days before. That's good and

695
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: marinades in that good. That's a good idea. I told

696
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 1: you had two turkey experts on this show two days before.

697
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,719
Speaker 1: You do not drop your turkey in that if it

698
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 1: is frozen, think how still gonna be hugged?

699
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:11,399
Speaker 6: Yes, take it out in morning and let it pretty

700
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 6: much get room tempt and then drop it right before

701
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 6: its dinner.

702
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 1: Right? How long does it take?

703
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: You said?

704
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: Four minutes per pound? Four minutes per pound?

705
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,320
Speaker 3: Almost said four hours per pound. Okay, I should have

706
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 3: That's why.

707
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:29,360
Speaker 1: Eat at your house. That's a dry ass turkey. You

708
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,800
Speaker 1: done burned all the damn meating flave off your damn turkey.

709
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 1: I know you said for something I can't remember four hours.

710
00:40:37,239 --> 00:40:39,920
Speaker 1: So you have fried your turkey for thirty nine hours.

711
00:40:41,560 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 1: You got a jerky, you'll pull your youre you eating

712
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 1: you eating jerk turkey. Who was these turkey professionals that

713
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,880
Speaker 1: are answering the phone? Who is that? Yeah? Well, I

714
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: mean they're from Butterball.

715
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 2: They're from Butterball one eight hundred.

716
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: Butter Butterball has the best and fried turkey tastes way

717
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: better it tastes way bars, it beats the oven, my fauck. Yeah,

718
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: it's hard to dry that turkey out because it seals

719
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,239
Speaker 1: it in with the crust on the chicken. It's just

720
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: a better way to have turkey, y'all. I'm just telling you.

721
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,000
Speaker 1: You know, we've had it, but we do both ways.

722
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,160
Speaker 1: Every year we do fried turkey and roasted. Everybody like

723
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: fried turky Yep, love turkey wings. Yeah, man, you don't

724
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: you don't want. You don't want nobody in my family

725
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: calling that line. It's gonna be many.

726
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 6: Be calling in that butter Birker Butterball Turkey Talk last man,

727
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:36,040
Speaker 6: how y'all turn it on?

728
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:43,359
Speaker 1: Just plug it up? So click next call? All right,

729
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 1: all right, this is what we're gonna do. I'm I'm

730
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:48,239
Speaker 1: the I'm the receptionist at the Butterball Turkey line. Y'all

731
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 1: call in with questions.

732
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 6: Go ahead, go all right, Hey, I got this fifteen

733
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,720
Speaker 6: pound turkey, and now can I stuff the turkey?

734
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: And with some dress? I said? And then fried? Is

735
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: that possible? Hell?

736
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 7: No?

737
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 1: Click next question? Listen, how you doing? I'm John. I'm

738
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:14,800
Speaker 1: just calling to ask listen, if you can get the turkey?

739
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,840
Speaker 1: Can we cut the turkey up and drop it in

740
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 1: in pieces? Is that what we do? Yes, you could

741
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: do that, but didn't we tell you to just drop

742
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 1: it in that hole? Read the instructions. That's what the

743
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,279
Speaker 1: basket is for. Drop it in hole.

744
00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:31,040
Speaker 6: Next caller, wh yeah, mister butter ball, let me ask

745
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 6: some They got this little red thing on the turkey

746
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 6: that pops. I guess I don't know what the little

747
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 6: red button. Hell, but my little girl to pull that

748
00:42:38,040 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 6: off of there? Do I need that?

749
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 1: Well, won't be no red ball popping on your turkey

750
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: this year. Thank you for calling. Next caller, how do

751
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: I season my turkey?

752
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 2: What do I season it with?

753
00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: You said right there, that's why your ass don't need

754
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,520
Speaker 1: to be cooking? Next callar, How long do I defrost

755
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 1: my turkey? How excuse me till this Thalla coming up?

756
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 1: Coming up?

757
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 4: Thank you?

758
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: Turkey talk line coming up. Ask the question day ain't

759
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: got no time, no long answer that the nation. Thank

760
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: you for calling the ball.

761
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,719
Speaker 3: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

762
00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 3: up right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming

763
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 3: up at the top of the hour, right about four

764
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 3: minutes after It's my strawberry letter for today, subject Thanksgiving surprise,

765
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:34,279
Speaker 3: and wait till you hear this Thanksgiving surprise. We'll get

766
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 3: into it after after this, But right now the nephew

767
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 3: is here with today's prank phone call.

768
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:44,919
Speaker 1: What you got for his nef Your wife is having

769
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:45,800
Speaker 1: a black baby?

770
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:58,200
Speaker 12: Yes, it right, I'm getting your wife, Yeah, is having

771
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 12: a black baby?

772
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 1: Lord, get on board. Now do you remember that scene

773
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,480
Speaker 1: in life when they were baby.

774
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:21,440
Speaker 6: Been locked before, ain't got no problem making no ju.

775
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 3: Just then.

776
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,000
Speaker 1: Brady was classic.

777
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 6: It is your wife having a black baby. Hello, Hello,

778
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:36,160
Speaker 6: I'm looking for a William.

779
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: How you doing? Listen? My name is Simmons. I was

780
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 1: I don't know how to uh oh man.

781
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 6: My wife and I evidently go to the same uh

782
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 6: fertility specialist that you and your wife go to doctor.

783
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: Doctor you know? Are you familiar with doctor?

784
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 11: I'm familiar with doctor. But that's supposed to be confidential.

785
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, well, Sir. My

786
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 6: wife is out on business right now. She's she's gone

787
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 6: for I won't be back until tuesday. But I got

788
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 6: a call today, a very disturbing phone call, and wanted

789
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,880
Speaker 6: to you know, I looked your number up.

790
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: They did tell me what was going on and kind

791
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 1: of wanted to let somebody told.

792
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 4: You my number?

793
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 11: You got you got my number from somebody.

794
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: No, I looked up your number. Uh here here it

795
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 1: is in that show My wife and I.

796
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 6: Evidently you and you and your wife have been going

797
00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 6: through the same type of problems of trying to get

798
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:33,399
Speaker 6: pregnant and so forth and so on, and uh, from

799
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 6: my understanding, your wife is what four or five months pregnant.

800
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 1: I'm not sure.

801
00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 11: Wait a minute, my wife is exactly five months pregnant.

802
00:45:41,719 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 11: But I'm still confused on how you're getting in touch

803
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,680
Speaker 11: with me and what this has to do with me. Well,

804
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 11: I mean, all that stuff that we've gone through is

805
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 11: totally confidential, and I'm kind of offended that you're calling me.

806
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: I understand that.

807
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 6: Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call

808
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:57,560
Speaker 6: from the doctor's office today. It seems like there's been

809
00:45:57,600 --> 00:46:02,440
Speaker 6: a huge mistake by the doctor's Evidently your wife has

810
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 6: been artificially.

811
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:09,640
Speaker 1: Inseminated with my seed. And I was.

812
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm just as disturbed as you are, you

813
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:14,880
Speaker 6: know what I mean, because I mean me and my

814
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 6: wife are you know, my wife is too much pregnant

815
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 6: and finally.

816
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 11: How could they do something like that? I mean, that

817
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,080
Speaker 11: doesn't make any sense me, sir, I have no idea.

818
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: All I know is is that you know.

819
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:30,839
Speaker 6: I hate to use the expression, but I'm I'm I'm

820
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 6: your wife's baby's daddy.

821
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,319
Speaker 4: And and.

822
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:39,840
Speaker 11: No, okakay wait a minute, no, no, no, no, so.

823
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:42,880
Speaker 10: That't that doesn't.

824
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 11: Happen, no way.

825
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 6: So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news

826
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 6: to you and see if there's anything that we can

827
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 6: do to I mean, i mean, after being five months pregnant,

828
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 6: it's kind of hard to rect to fight a problem.

829
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 11: So I want this to sound rude, and I don't

830
00:46:54,400 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 11: want to sound wrong. You said, baby daddy, are you black?

831
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah black?

832
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:04,240
Speaker 11: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.

833
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,479
Speaker 6: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.

834
00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 6: But what I want you to know is I'm not

835
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 6: paying non support.

836
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 4: That's what about child.

837
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 10: Support, and my wife is having some other black dude's kid.

838
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:17,320
Speaker 11: Are you crazy?

839
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: No, I'm not. No, I'm not out of my mind.

840
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 6: I'm just saying I didn't lay down and conceive a

841
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 6: child with your with your wife. So I'm making sure

842
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna be paying enough child support.

843
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 10: Man, I'm not even worried about the child support.

844
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 11: I don't pay the chold support.

845
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 10: I'm worried about some doctor making a huge mistake.

846
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 4: And and oh my god, your wife is having it's

847
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 4: gonna have.

848
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 10: A black baby.

849
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 11: I can't believe that this well, this is unbelievable.

850
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 10: It's unbelievable, and I can't believe you call my house,

851
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 10: give me the doctor, should give me this.

852
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 1: Don't you want it?

853
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long

854
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 6: as you get the news. Now what I want you

855
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 6: to do with this? Please don't be giving the baby

856
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 6: no white name and stuff.

857
00:48:03,440 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 10: I can't believe that you're so this is incredible, incredible.

858
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, call me.

859
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,960
Speaker 11: I'm trying to give me the I'm ready to go crazy.

860
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 4: This is crazy, Okay, this, this is this is.

861
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: No reason to be violent, sir. You see what I'm saying.

862
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 11: This already violent. You're you're worried about me about paying

863
00:48:23,719 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 11: child support and talking about.

864
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,760
Speaker 10: Your seed and and your baby's daddy.

865
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 4: Know.

866
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 11: Oh man, this this is bringing the.

867
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 8: Best out of me.

868
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 4: I can promise you.

869
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 6: Unbelievable, man, Let me let me ask yourself, sir, do

870
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 6: you think you may need angle management?

871
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,959
Speaker 1: I mean, you're not gonna Are you gonna? You're not gonna.

872
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 1: You're not gonna beat my child?

873
00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 9: Are you?

874
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 11: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Man, you know how to push a man's buttons.

876
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 11: I can promise you. Man, that's crazy. No, I ain't

877
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 11: gonna beat nobody's baby.

878
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: I don't want you being violent to me and your

879
00:48:59,000 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 1: wife's baby.

880
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 11: Spin this thing around?

881
00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: Huh?

882
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 10: Where do you live?

883
00:49:05,719 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 1: Man? Who this? Okay? Is this?

884
00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:11,520
Speaker 11: Because I'm oh man, this is crazy.

885
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 6: Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think

886
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,719
Speaker 6: you might want to be the godfather to the child.

887
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 4: To my own kid?

888
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 3: No?

889
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 11: Well, I guess it wouldn't be my kid.

890
00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 1: Because me and your wife's you.

891
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 4: Don't you say that you're crazy?

892
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:31,399
Speaker 10: Don't you say that, Say that that drives me even

893
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 10: thinking about something like that.

894
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 4: It's me talk about something.

895
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: Like that, but it's me and your wife's child.

896
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 11: Take So, don't you even talk like that you're crazy?

897
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:43,920
Speaker 10: Tear a hole in your head. Don't you talk like that?

898
00:49:44,320 --> 00:49:46,359
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you're gonna tell a hold and who.

899
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:47,560
Speaker 3: Hey you in your head?

900
00:49:47,640 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: You're crazy?

901
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:49,960
Speaker 4: Up.

902
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,320
Speaker 6: This is the kind of thing I don't want my

903
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:56,879
Speaker 6: child around. This time, this type of talk, this type

904
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 6: of violence. So your white folks get mad and want

905
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 6: to everybody in room. Don't you care who you mad at?

906
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,920
Speaker 6: Why do y'all do that?

907
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:05,600
Speaker 1: You you this?

908
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:06,040
Speaker 6: Man?

909
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: Can I can? I can I say one more thing

910
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 1: to you?

911
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 4: Can I do that?

912
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,320
Speaker 10: I don't know if I can take any more of

913
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 10: this to me?

914
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,360
Speaker 11: Man, I'm jumped to the phone.

915
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 6: I got one more thing to say to you. This

916
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:20,400
Speaker 6: is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

917
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 6: just got pranked by your wife.

918
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 9: Oh he's gonna kill that.

919
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 11: It took us so long trying to get tegnant. She's

920
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,440
Speaker 11: gonna play play a game like this.

921
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 4: That's I got me, man, you thinking? God me? Man?

922
00:50:41,600 --> 00:50:43,879
Speaker 10: Yeah, we listened to Steve Harvey radio show all the time.

923
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,840
Speaker 11: Man, that's awesome.

924
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 4: He doesn't great.

925
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 11: Oh man, I'm gonna go find her and give her

926
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,480
Speaker 11: a big kiss.

927
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do that far. God, Man, I got one.

928
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 6: I got one more question for you, baby. What is

929
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 6: the baddest radio show in the land?

930
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 10: The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.

931
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Speaker 1: But y'all think about that? Yeah? Yeah, I have no

932
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:12,479
Speaker 1: words too much? I really really wrong on so many

933
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:17,440
Speaker 1: no words. But did you like it though? Yeah, I'm

934
00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,760
Speaker 1: gonna pray for you though I am. Oh, they praying

935
00:51:20,800 --> 00:51:24,000
Speaker 1: for me all over the pray harder. How do you

936
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,560
Speaker 1: like something you got to pray for because it's funny.

937
00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, he don't be nervous nothing. He

938
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:32,880
Speaker 1: just out public, just shopping.

939
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 5: That's his job.

940
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,480
Speaker 1: No, No, I be nervous in public, then I'd be nervous.

941
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:38,920
Speaker 1: I had a few people run up on me. You

942
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: haven't run up on me. You have a feel of

943
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: ass whooping coming. You have a feel one cam Yeah, yeah, yeah,

944
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 1: I got better than that. You ever had it? Come? Yeah,

945
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: I'm talking about had the feeling and then it arrived right.

946
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Speaker 6: Come come December eight, nineteen, Oakland, California. I a man

947
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 6: tail two short to blow the whistle because the nephew're

948
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:14,000
Speaker 6: coming to downright. That is Tommy t December eighth, ninth,

949
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 6: and tenth, and then that place I have never been, Tacoma, Washington,

950
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:23,440
Speaker 6: December fifteen, sixteen to seventeen. Nate Jackson, Super Funny Comedy Club. Nate,

951
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 6: tell them baby nephew, come coming up at.

952
00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:26,879
Speaker 1: The top of the hour.

953
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 3: Strawberry letter, the subject Thanksgiving surprise. Wait till you hear

954
00:52:31,560 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 3: the surprise. We'll get into it right after this. You're

955
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:39,000
Speaker 3: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for

956
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 3: my Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need advice and

957
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 3: relationships on dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, please submit

958
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,120
Speaker 3: your Strawberry letter to Steve HARVEYFM dot com and click

959
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:53,239
Speaker 3: submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live

960
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 3: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one

961
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 3: right here, right now.

962
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Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tight. We got it for

963
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:00,160
Speaker 1: you here.

964
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:04,440
Speaker 3: It is Strawberry Letter, subject Thanksgiving Surprise.

965
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 1: Wooh.

966
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 3: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty seven year old married

967
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:13,359
Speaker 3: man and I'm on my second marriage. My wife has

968
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 3: two daughters from a previous marriage, and they're both grown

969
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 3: and live in different cities. The oldest daughter is twenty

970
00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,120
Speaker 3: nine now and she has a one year old son.

971
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 3: My wife is looking forward to Thanksgiving because she will

972
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,560
Speaker 3: have the girls home and she can spend quality time

973
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:32,879
Speaker 3: with her grandson. But I'm not excited about us all

974
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 3: being under one roof because because I had an affair

975
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 3: with the oldest daughter. It started when she was twenty

976
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 3: seven and she moved back in with us briefly to

977
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:52,560
Speaker 3: save some money. She was very flirtatious, and she'd rub

978
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 3: my head when she hugged me and sit on my

979
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:58,360
Speaker 3: lap to talk to me and call me handsome whenever

980
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 3: her mom wasn't around. One night, while her mom was

981
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 3: asleep on the couch, she took a bath with a

982
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 3: door cracked, and I mistakenly went in to use the bathroom.

983
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,400
Speaker 3: This was the first time we had sex, and I

984
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 3: felt terrible, and so did she, so she moved out

985
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:19,600
Speaker 3: the next week. The next week, my wife insisted that

986
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,520
Speaker 3: I help her move, so I did, and we had

987
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:26,000
Speaker 3: sex the second time at her apartment.

988
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: The affair went on for a while. You ready for this.

989
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 3: The affair went on for a while until she got pregnant.

990
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 3: We've had a paternity test, so I know it's my son,

991
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 3: but my stepdaughter has her boyfriend thinking.

992
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:45,960
Speaker 1: It's his son.

993
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 3: I've always wanted a child, but my first wife couldn't

994
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 3: have children. I want to be part of this child's

995
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 3: life so badly that I'm willing to end my marriage

996
00:54:57,160 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 3: if I have to. I will not allow another blo

997
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 3: boy to grow up without a father. I know this

998
00:55:03,320 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 3: is all a big mess. But I'm ready to tell

999
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,960
Speaker 3: the truth when we're all together for Thanksgiving.

1000
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: My wife will be heartbroken. I'm sure.

1001
00:55:11,520 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 3: Am I being selfish in this situation?

1002
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 5: Whoo?

1003
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 3: That's the question you want to ask her? Are you

1004
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:24,439
Speaker 3: being selfish? I mean, really, that's it that responds is woo?

1005
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:28,320
Speaker 3: I mean, how dare you write us with this mess?

1006
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:32,120
Speaker 3: I mean, Steve and I we are in this. You

1007
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:37,680
Speaker 3: did this, You did this with your stepdaughter, your stepdaughter, dog,

1008
00:55:38,160 --> 00:55:39,720
Speaker 3: your stepdaughter.

1009
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: And it's foul. This is foul right here. This is

1010
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 1: so foul.

1011
00:55:44,680 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 3: If you had to cheat on your wife, I'm gonna

1012
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 3: say this. I'm gonna say this, if you just had

1013
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,839
Speaker 3: to cheat on your wife, if you could not keep

1014
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:54,719
Speaker 3: it in your pants because someone was flirting with you

1015
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 3: and rubbing your ball head and sitting in your lap, Honestly,

1016
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,200
Speaker 3: I would have rather for you to step outside the

1017
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:02,839
Speaker 3: marriage then to get with your wife's daughter. I mean really,

1018
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 3: that would have made more sense. Now you and your

1019
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 3: stepdaughter have a son together that she had to lie

1020
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:11,040
Speaker 3: to her boyfriend about, and she has a boyfriend thinking

1021
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 3: the baby is his. This is so wrong on so

1022
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,160
Speaker 3: many levels. I mean, just lie on top of lie

1023
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 3: on top of lie. I'm hurt for your wife. I'm

1024
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 3: hurt for her and she doesn't even know what's going

1025
00:56:21,320 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 3: on yet, all because you couldn't stay away from her daughter.

1026
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:28,359
Speaker 3: Why did you allow her to sit on your lap

1027
00:56:28,719 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 3: and all that?

1028
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,759
Speaker 1: Anyway, why did you do that? Why didn't you say no?

1029
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:33,080
Speaker 1: Why didn't you get up?

1030
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:34,359
Speaker 7: You know why?

1031
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,680
Speaker 3: That's the part that's killing me. And you know what,

1032
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,759
Speaker 3: there's no good ending. There's no way to end this

1033
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:47,800
Speaker 3: nicely or respectfully. There's no good ending to this nightmare

1034
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:48,480
Speaker 3: of a story.

1035
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:49,440
Speaker 1: There just isn't.

1036
00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 3: There's no way to make it right. I want you

1037
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 3: to leave. I want you to get a divorce and

1038
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 3: pay child support for your son because I feel at

1039
00:56:57,000 --> 00:56:59,280
Speaker 3: some point the truth is going to come out anyway,

1040
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 3: it really is, is whether you tell your wife a

1041
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:05,200
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving or not. And what a way to spoil Thanksgiving dinner.

1042
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,399
Speaker 3: I bet you guys are going to continue to live

1043
00:57:07,480 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 3: out this lie until something happens. This is just a mess,

1044
00:57:12,320 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 3: it really is. Are you being selfish in this situation?

1045
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:18,600
Speaker 3: You have always been selfish in this situation?

1046
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 1: Steve boy boy, Yes he did, Yes, sure, sir, you

1047
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: are in so much damn trouble right now, you have

1048
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 1: not seen the trumble. See you know. Look, I tell

1049
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 1: my sons all the time, the older you get, the

1050
00:57:55,680 --> 00:58:00,560
Speaker 1: more dire the consequences for your mistakes, because as you

1051
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 1: get older, you're supposed to get better at handling errors

1052
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:11,160
Speaker 1: and situations to help you to avoid the big mistakes,

1053
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,760
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Look, you're gonna always make

1054
00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:17,400
Speaker 1: mistakes till you leave this world, but you try to

1055
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:22,560
Speaker 1: get the big ones out the way early. You know,

1056
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:28,439
Speaker 1: before you you fifty seven, it's half a hundred years

1057
00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: you've been here. Over your stupid ass. That is this

1058
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: ignorant ass mess that you that wrote us like we

1059
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 1: got some help for you. We don't have no help

1060
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 1: for you, all right, see you hang on, hang on.

1061
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 3: We'll have part two of your response coming up at

1062
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:53,160
Speaker 3: twenty three minutes after the hour. My Strawberry letter for

1063
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,960
Speaker 3: today's subject Thanksgiving Surprise.

1064
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 1: We'll get back.

1065
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:03,800
Speaker 3: Into it right after this listen, Morning show. All right, Steve,

1066
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 3: come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject to

1067
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 3: Thanksgiving surprise.

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00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: Sir, fifty seven year old man, you so ignorant. Ignorant,

1069
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 1: fifty seven year old married man that had an affair

1070
00:59:22,520 --> 00:59:25,240
Speaker 1: with your stepdaughter when she moved back in because she

1071
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:27,800
Speaker 1: needed to get on her feet. She was twenty seven

1072
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: years old, always calling you handsome. Y'all had sex while

1073
00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:37,480
Speaker 1: your wife was asleep on the sofa. You felt bad,

1074
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: She felt bad, so she decided to move out the

1075
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:44,800
Speaker 1: next week. Then your wife tells you help her move

1076
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:50,000
Speaker 1: you over a the apartment having some most sex. Now

1077
00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:53,480
Speaker 1: she twenty nine, so y'all been having this affair for

1078
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 1: two years. All this started when she was in there

1079
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:01,560
Speaker 1: taking a bath and left the dough crack. This is

1080
01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:05,440
Speaker 1: what you said when this happened. One night while her

1081
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,439
Speaker 1: mom was asleep on the couch, she took a bath

1082
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,840
Speaker 1: with the doe cracked, and I mistakenly went in to

1083
01:00:12,040 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: use the bathroom. Boy, yeah, boy, how big is y'all bathroom?

1084
01:00:19,520 --> 01:00:22,240
Speaker 1: And they only had one? Well, when the dog cracked,

1085
01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 1: you mistakenly went in to use the bathroom. When you

1086
01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:30,160
Speaker 1: open the door and you saw in the bathtub, you

1087
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:35,800
Speaker 1: ain't turn around, right, bro. Now the fair been going

1088
01:00:35,880 --> 01:00:38,840
Speaker 1: on for a while. Then guess what he said? Until

1089
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: she got pregnant. Now she got a boyfriend and got

1090
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:45,800
Speaker 1: the boyfriend thinking it's his son when it's really your son.

1091
01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:49,320
Speaker 1: And you've always wanted a child, even from your first wife,

1092
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: but she couldn't. And now you want a son so

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01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 1: bad you're willing to leave your wife so you can

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01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: have relationship with his son because you did. Here come

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01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:03,040
Speaker 1: the noble part you throw in, because I will not

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01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 1: allow another black boy to grow up without a father.

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01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:09,040
Speaker 1: He got two damn daddies. Yeah, we don't feel sorry

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01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:13,960
Speaker 1: for you, bro. Let's tell the truth. You don't want

1099
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:16,479
Speaker 1: to leave the mama so you can raise the son.

1100
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 1: You want to leave the mama so you can have

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01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: the fleeing with the twenty nine year old. Come now,

1102
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,040
Speaker 1: that's really what you talking about. I want this son

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01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,240
Speaker 1: so badly, I'm willing to leave my wife so I

1104
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,960
Speaker 1: can raise this something for what dog?

1105
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:33,600
Speaker 4: What?

1106
01:01:35,280 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 1: Doc?

1107
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 5: Do you know?

1108
01:01:36,200 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: How? That don't even sound right to no damn other man?

1109
01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:43,240
Speaker 1: So how you think that's gonna work. You're gonna wait

1110
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving? She gonna come to the house with the

1111
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:50,160
Speaker 1: baby with her boyfriend. The other daughter gonna be there,

1112
01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: You and your wife gonna be sitting up there, and

1113
01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:56,600
Speaker 1: then you gonna tell her what happened. That young ass

1114
01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:00,160
Speaker 1: boy gonna whoop your hands. I'm talking about who he

1115
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 1: gonna go off, the other sister gonna go off your wife. Lord,

1116
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,320
Speaker 1: have mercy, what you're gonna do to this woman? See, bro,

1117
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:14,400
Speaker 1: this is a disaster now it is. Do not wait

1118
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:18,560
Speaker 1: to Thanksgiving right, thank you? But if you're gonna go

1119
01:02:18,640 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: in here with this noise going here right now, if

1120
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:24,800
Speaker 1: that's what you're gonna do, and I don't really know

1121
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: what you should do. Really, I really told you that

1122
01:02:27,840 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: Shirley got it right. I don't know what you write

1123
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:33,680
Speaker 1: us for. We ain't got nothing for you. There is

1124
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: no right way to do this because everything about it

1125
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,000
Speaker 1: is wrong. See. People think if I just come clean

1126
01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:42,360
Speaker 1: to be honest, that's the right thing to do. What

1127
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:49,040
Speaker 1: it is still a mess? Hey man, honesty. See, let

1128
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: me tell you something. When you've been so dishonest for

1129
01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:56,120
Speaker 1: so long on so many levels, how do you think

1130
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: one moment of honesty is supposed to correct it all?

1131
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: You think by coming clean at least I came clean,

1132
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: at least.

1133
01:03:05,520 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 7: You You've been screwing this woman for over two years,

1134
01:03:10,400 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 7: your wife's daughter, she.

1135
01:03:13,240 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: Got your son. You're finn to ruin your relationship with

1136
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:20,960
Speaker 1: your wife. You find to ruin the mother and the

1137
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:26,280
Speaker 1: daughter relationship. Oh, Yeah, it's gonna damage the other child's relationship,

1138
01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 1: the other sibling with her sister. How could you do

1139
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: this to our mother? Yes, you ain't gonna be right

1140
01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:35,680
Speaker 1: with the two of them no more. The boyfriend been

1141
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 1: buying these pamples and everything. He gonna warn your ass

1142
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: because now he's been paying money thinking he had something.

1143
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,360
Speaker 1: Now you find to tell him it ain't his son,

1144
01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:49,440
Speaker 1: it's your son. And now you was over here screwing

1145
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: my girl dog. Do you understand the complexity of all

1146
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:57,520
Speaker 1: of this that's going on? Have you lost your ever

1147
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:04,800
Speaker 1: loving mind? Now you think, Oh, Thanksgiving? It's the time

1148
01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 1: while everybody there. Boy you you that, sir, listen to me.

1149
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: It's gonna be food everywhere. It's too muchy, it's too

1150
01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: many knives that Thanksgiving. Oh, you're gonna get busted over

1151
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,840
Speaker 1: your head with the yellow mold, gonna dunk your ass

1152
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:30,240
Speaker 1: down in the punch bowl. Try to drink, sir, Sir,

1153
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,200
Speaker 1: it's terrible, surely, And I do not have an answer

1154
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:36,960
Speaker 1: for you. You don't know what you're gonna do. This

1155
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: is a mess, and you're gonna figure it out. But

1156
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,400
Speaker 1: you're gonna pay. Bro. All I can tell you is

1157
01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:45,520
Speaker 1: you're finish pay daily for this. Now you can try

1158
01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:48,000
Speaker 1: the little noble line you tried with me. I'll not

1159
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:57,720
Speaker 1: see another black boy raised without fu Yeah, good, trouble dog,

1160
01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:02,400
Speaker 1: it's really bad. Hey, before I go happy Thanksgiving? Yeah,

1161
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:06,720
Speaker 1: gobble gop know how I went?

1162
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:07,520
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1163
01:05:07,840 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: Really? All right?

1164
01:05:09,280 --> 01:05:11,920
Speaker 3: Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey

1165
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 3: FM on Instagram and Facebook. Check out the Strawberry Letter

1166
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:21,080
Speaker 3: podcast on demand. Please you're listening Hardy Morning show. All right,

1167
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,160
Speaker 3: So Thanksgiving hosting mistakes you don't want to make now

1168
01:05:24,280 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 3: check these out. Whether it's your first time hosting Thanksgiving

1169
01:05:27,800 --> 01:05:30,360
Speaker 3: or you've been doing it for years, you can learn

1170
01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 3: from the mistakes of Thanksgiving past. Number one, topping the list.

1171
01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:38,919
Speaker 3: If it ain't broke, don't fix it. This means don't

1172
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 3: use Thanksgiving to test out new recipes.

1173
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:45,360
Speaker 1: Just stick to what you know. Just stick to what

1174
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 1: you know work, all right, basic dressing, the mac and cheese,

1175
01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 1: all of the go ahead to do your list so

1176
01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,240
Speaker 1: we can get to the real this show. Okay.

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01:05:53,840 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 3: Number two, Tell guests what to bring and be very specific,

1178
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,520
Speaker 3: all right. If you tell them to bring whatever they like,

1179
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:04,800
Speaker 3: you could end up with twenty five bottles of wine,

1180
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 3: a gas station package of cheese and crackers.

1181
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,920
Speaker 1: You know you never know what you're gonna get.

1182
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,720
Speaker 3: You just never know, So be specific when you tell

1183
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,840
Speaker 3: guests that keep the kids entertained and mess.

1184
01:06:17,720 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 1: Free, all right, make sure of that.

1185
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 3: No slime, no legos, people walking stepping on you know,

1186
01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 3: hurting themselves.

1187
01:06:26,200 --> 01:06:29,120
Speaker 1: You know those will end up everywhere. And the last one.

1188
01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 3: Only allow people who can really cook in the kitchen.

1189
01:06:33,720 --> 01:06:36,440
Speaker 1: First of all, don't bring a damn thing we don't need.

1190
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,800
Speaker 1: We don't need, We got all it.

1191
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 6: Second of all, don't bring no containers, empty containers for

1192
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:44,360
Speaker 6: you to take some back.

1193
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,840
Speaker 1: You ain't taking nothing back because you ain't bring nothing.

1194
01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:49,720
Speaker 13: But you're told them not to bring nothing for dirty

1195
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,920
Speaker 13: thirty you're leftovers.

1196
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:52,440
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

1197
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:58,160
Speaker 1: You are only allowed one to go plate. And when

1198
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:01,080
Speaker 1: you put the fall on top of it, it must

1199
01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:07,600
Speaker 1: be level. Val can't be no mountain. And then you

1200
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:12,040
Speaker 1: got wrapped up. No, yeah, here go another rule.

1201
01:07:13,040 --> 01:07:16,480
Speaker 12: You can't get a second place to everybody eight see

1202
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,280
Speaker 12: your ads back in their folk cana.

1203
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: Jordan ain't got here yet.

1204
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:24,400
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, here there. This is how you know when

1205
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,800
Speaker 6: the first football game is over.

1206
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 1: Your time here is over what you're putting him out. Yeah,

1207
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,880
Speaker 1: that's it. One game you one game, it's two games

1208
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:41,320
Speaker 1: on thanksget I think it's three another being here cutting

1209
01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:46,400
Speaker 1: on this sweet potato pie to big Mama say so yeah,

1210
01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: just being here cutting on pie. Big Mama ain't told

1211
01:07:51,320 --> 01:07:54,200
Speaker 1: nobody to cut the pie. You're cutting the pie for

1212
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:56,480
Speaker 1: another pie.

1213
01:07:56,560 --> 01:08:03,240
Speaker 3: Cutting time, angry things, give me true hell won't for

1214
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 3: the kids?

1215
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:07,440
Speaker 1: Kids is easy? Six out, behind down, that's it. Get up,

1216
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,160
Speaker 1: just get up. We're fixing the kids plate.

1217
01:08:10,240 --> 01:08:12,400
Speaker 6: They don't fix their own plate, and they're gonna eat

1218
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:13,880
Speaker 6: all of it or we're gonna whoop your hands.

1219
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:18,639
Speaker 1: Go inta. Stop making that rugged ass yello mold. Don't

1220
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:26,000
Speaker 1: nobody won't it? Yeah, damn yell with the milk and

1221
01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:33,000
Speaker 1: don't nobody won't that. You're listening.

1222
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:39,280
Speaker 3: Morning show? All right, Steve, it's time for comedy roulette.

1223
01:08:39,400 --> 01:08:40,439
Speaker 1: Jay, take it away.

1224
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,600
Speaker 2: He hates explaining, But.

1225
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:46,679
Speaker 1: Why do you use plain, James?

1226
01:08:47,439 --> 01:08:50,200
Speaker 2: We have new listeners that have no idea what we're doing.

1227
01:08:50,360 --> 01:08:52,120
Speaker 2: Every day we got new every day.

1228
01:08:52,160 --> 01:08:53,280
Speaker 1: We have new listen.

1229
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:59,920
Speaker 13: Alright on, Jay, you take five subjects, put them on

1230
01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:02,040
Speaker 13: the wheel, spun the wheel.

1231
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:08,760
Speaker 2: That's what sure, they hates spun it hard, I mean

1232
01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:09,759
Speaker 2: spun it around.

1233
01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:10,800
Speaker 1: No, I hate you?

1234
01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:13,880
Speaker 2: And then which stop? We do the damn thing?

1235
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:15,280
Speaker 1: Here we go?

1236
01:09:15,560 --> 01:09:20,360
Speaker 3: Number one, forget that, I'm still mad about it. Number

1237
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:24,040
Speaker 3: two in the shop. My behind sounds like repo to me.

1238
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,280
Speaker 1: Number three? But have you seen the baby's daddy though?

1239
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:31,840
Speaker 5: What?

1240
01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:33,120
Speaker 1: Number four?

1241
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:35,040
Speaker 3: That's why I can't nobody stand you?

1242
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 7: Now?

1243
01:09:37,960 --> 01:09:41,400
Speaker 3: Number five, I know I'm gonna be unpunishment for what

1244
01:09:41,560 --> 01:09:41,920
Speaker 3: the heck?

1245
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 1: That's what?

1246
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:45,640
Speaker 4: What?

1247
01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:45,920
Speaker 6: No?

1248
01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:51,120
Speaker 4: That is? What the hell? What the.

1249
01:09:53,400 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 2: You can't get a.

1250
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:56,960
Speaker 6: Hey?

1251
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 1: Number five? I know I'm gonna be on punishment.

1252
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:02,960
Speaker 2: Work, let me tell you what's that?

1253
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:03,840
Speaker 1: Say? What?

1254
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:04,120
Speaker 6: Now?

1255
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:04,560
Speaker 1: What is it?

1256
01:10:04,840 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 2: I know I'm gonna be on punishment, but what the hell?

1257
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:07,960
Speaker 1: Come on?

1258
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:08,639
Speaker 2: Number five?

1259
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:09,160
Speaker 11: Here we go.

1260
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:13,800
Speaker 13: I know I'm gonna be on punishment, but I'm eating

1261
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 13: that last pig. He's a chicken just waiting for daddy.

1262
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 1: I'm keeping.

1263
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:23,080
Speaker 2: He hungry, and I'm hung right now. He ain't gonna

1264
01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:29,960
Speaker 2: be here to six. I'm hungry right now. I'm eating that.

1265
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 5: Okay, I'll tell you.

1266
01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,200
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be on punishment. I'm gonna do

1267
01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:38,200
Speaker 1: this anyway. What the hell I'm knocking my cousin out.

1268
01:10:39,040 --> 01:10:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm tired of taking my toys and I can't get

1269
01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:41,839
Speaker 1: my toy.

1270
01:10:41,720 --> 01:10:46,160
Speaker 2: Back his hands right here in my room. I don't

1271
01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:46,639
Speaker 2: even care.

1272
01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:50,080
Speaker 14: I'm but I'm knocking him the hell out.

1273
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:52,400
Speaker 1: Come on, I got boring.

1274
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:55,679
Speaker 6: I know I'm gonna be on punishment, but I'm sneaking

1275
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:57,160
Speaker 6: this girl in my mama room.

1276
01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 1: No matter what, I'm going.

1277
01:11:01,360 --> 01:11:04,760
Speaker 2: What what that's the best bed in the house. What

1278
01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:13,880
Speaker 2: are you talking about? It's going my mama bed. Yeah.

1279
01:11:15,200 --> 01:11:19,840
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be on punishment because them street

1280
01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:24,559
Speaker 1: licen and came on. But Brenda still sitting on her steps.

1281
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm down here with print beat my ass. If Brenda

1282
01:11:32,160 --> 01:11:35,960
Speaker 1: still on her step, I'm down here house. I'm not

1283
01:11:36,120 --> 01:11:41,840
Speaker 1: going I'm down here right now, standing out here talking

1284
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:42,880
Speaker 1: my third story.

1285
01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's gonna go down.

1286
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 13: I know I'm gonna be on punishment, but the new

1287
01:11:49,280 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 13: shoes cost me twenty dollars.

1288
01:11:52,520 --> 01:11:54,360
Speaker 2: Mamma, purish wide open.

1289
01:11:56,400 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm getting that.

1290
01:11:57,800 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 2: I'm going in now, yo, Mama.

1291
01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:08,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna be on, but we

1292
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:09,639
Speaker 5: get the Grandmama house.

1293
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:11,640
Speaker 1: I'm telling her how you beat me.

1294
01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:19,880
Speaker 14: I need some justice, telling everything. This will wait too

1295
01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:23,080
Speaker 14: long and too abusive to beat me like that. Wait

1296
01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,400
Speaker 14: till we pull up in the girl, Wait till we

1297
01:12:25,560 --> 01:12:26,000
Speaker 14: pull up.

1298
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:30,000
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I got one.

1299
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:36,559
Speaker 6: I know I'm gonna be on punishment, but come leven

1300
01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:38,880
Speaker 6: thirty the night when my mom and daddy go to bed,

1301
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,599
Speaker 6: I'm back in this Cadillac.

1302
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,840
Speaker 1: I'm going to see Regina because you and me.

1303
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:46,200
Speaker 4: Boy.

1304
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:55,639
Speaker 1: I know I'm gonna be on punishment because I'm supposed

1305
01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:59,920
Speaker 1: to have this car home by midnight, But we still kiss.

1306
01:13:02,720 --> 01:13:08,799
Speaker 1: We steal hell, I will be Are we steal steal?

1307
01:13:12,120 --> 01:13:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm we kisses so hard right now?

1308
01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 3: Yet you're listening hard morning show. All right, so here's

1309
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:31,519
Speaker 3: a question for Tommy, Carla, and Junior. What in the

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Speaker 3: world is going on in Houston? They this made national news.

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Speaker 3: Two men were arrested last week in Harris County, Texas

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Speaker 3: for stealing forty six packs of oxtails.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oxtails. Guys. Come on, uh these

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Speaker 1: two themes. You guys heard about it, right, Carla.

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Speaker 3: The two themes robbed four different grocery stores and stole

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Speaker 3: close to twelve hundred dollars worth of oxtale. The duo

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Speaker 3: was caught during a routine traffic stop when an officer

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Speaker 3: noticed a large amount of unbagged meat on the back seat.

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Speaker 3: They were arrested and charged with theft aggregate, and their

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Speaker 3: bail was set at twenty five hundred dollars each.

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Speaker 1: So I don't condone it, but I understand. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I mean, what do you understand? Because you love our sales,

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Speaker 1: the price sales.

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Speaker 12: Sales right now, and I was I was going, I

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01:14:30,080 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 12: was going home and going to buy something, dude from

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Speaker 12: these That's why I'm mad.

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Speaker 7: We understand and made them. There's some more people need

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Speaker 7: to be in jail. Yes, yeah, them over the time.

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Speaker 7: We need to march for them.

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Speaker 1: Let out. Don't understand what freedom for a pack of ox?

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Speaker 2: Don't understand that all dollars.

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Speaker 3: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

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Speaker 3: up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we will

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01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,000
Speaker 3: play around would you rather?

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Speaker 1: Right after this?

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01:15:09,600 --> 01:15:14,040
Speaker 3: You're listening hard morning Show? All right, guys, it's time

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01:15:14,120 --> 01:15:16,320
Speaker 3: for a round of would you rather? Would you rather

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01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:18,639
Speaker 3: play golf with your buddies?

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01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:24,479
Speaker 1: Yep? Or go fishing with your wife? I could do

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01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:26,680
Speaker 1: each with Mardrie all the time. She don't listen, he

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01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:33,559
Speaker 1: she already knows how to fish. Listen, she can't fish

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01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:35,120
Speaker 1: good as me. If she can catch fish for she

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01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,040
Speaker 1: up getting it off and all that us tomorrow, Stee,

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01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,200
Speaker 1: I can't get this on long. Use your plies, baby,

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01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:42,240
Speaker 1: were on Instagram. Go look at it. Look it up.

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01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:45,800
Speaker 1: I know I I said, baby, use your flies. Steve,

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01:15:45,880 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 1: I can't get to use your plies.

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Speaker 5: Baby.

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01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:50,519
Speaker 1: I bought your fly. I bought. I brought you some

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01:15:50,680 --> 01:15:52,760
Speaker 1: mess club you got is get your applies. You be

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01:15:52,880 --> 01:15:56,600
Speaker 1: done with this. You finish, kill it down fish that

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01:15:57,320 --> 01:16:01,040
Speaker 1: is the objective. So you can hear him right, release

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01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:04,040
Speaker 1: we throw fish back. Oh okay, you don't eat them.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna play golf with the boys. Okay.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you change your mind because at first you said

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01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:11,080
Speaker 7: either either world.

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Speaker 6: But I haven't been fishing with Jay. She didn't hook

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01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:18,160
Speaker 6: my ass before. Oh man, oh.

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Speaker 1: Wow that yeah, I'm bleeding here. I'm emerhaging. All right.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather take cold showers for one month or

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01:16:30,400 --> 01:16:32,679
Speaker 3: only wash up for a month?

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01:16:33,240 --> 01:16:34,120
Speaker 1: Only wash up?

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01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 7: What that?

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01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:34,640
Speaker 5: What?

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01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:35,720
Speaker 1: What you know?

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01:16:35,960 --> 01:16:36,479
Speaker 3: Just wash up?

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01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:41,800
Speaker 1: No shower, no bad Yeah yeah yeah yeah, wash it up. Yeah.

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01:16:41,920 --> 01:16:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take that wash up, that cold show. I

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01:16:44,400 --> 01:16:47,880
Speaker 1: can't do it. Wash up, I'm going to stand in

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01:16:47,960 --> 01:16:50,880
Speaker 1: that way. They're supposed to be standing for you. They

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Speaker 1: not who told you that?

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Speaker 3: This doctor they say they help with inflammation, all of that,

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01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:57,519
Speaker 3: they're good for you.

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Speaker 1: No, it ain't that much as well. Don't athletes take

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Speaker 1: their things? Yeah? Yeah, all of that them athletes? We comedians.

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Speaker 1: We don't need all that. You're not athletic comedian. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got inflammation jokes, all right?

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Speaker 3: Would you rather have Thanksgiving dinner naked with your family members?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:27,120
Speaker 3: Or would you rather have Thanksgiving dinner alone, fully dressed,

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Speaker 3: a long.

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Speaker 1: Family, whole family than him? My mama? Where in him?

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01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:40,439
Speaker 1: Mama sitting up? I don't tell you. Ain't away, Jackie.

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01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:48,320
Speaker 1: Ain't your hand up in there? Mardie? Mama sitting over there? Neked, No, no,

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Speaker 1: we can't do this. Last one.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather cry uncontrollably when you get aroused or

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01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:57,000
Speaker 3: not be able to talk at all when you get aroused?

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01:17:57,320 --> 01:18:03,160
Speaker 1: Which I knew both of them? One either one bunch of.

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Speaker 10: Show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I'm be. I just won't be. I don't

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01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:12,080
Speaker 1: want to cry. I't don't want to quiet. Crying interrupt

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01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:15,200
Speaker 1: your breathing pattern. I need to keep my breathing, right, Nah,

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01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,479
Speaker 1: just get me to not talking. What is Tommy crying?

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Speaker 1: All right? You shown tell a lot though.

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Speaker 3: Coming up at forty nine minutes after, we'll have some

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Speaker 3: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey and

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Speaker 3: it'll be our last break of the day.

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Speaker 1: Right after this.

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Speaker 3: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, here

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Speaker 3: we are last break of the day on this Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: You have some closing remarks for us.

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Speaker 4: I know you do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I've been talking to you all a few times

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Speaker 1: about this thing that I've started doing every morning, this

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01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:57,160
Speaker 1: morning meditation. It's a series of things I do. You

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01:18:57,240 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: don't have to do it. Everybody has to pick their

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01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:04,639
Speaker 1: own way to go about it. I just decided because

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Speaker 1: of a scripture that I read Psalms five and three

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Speaker 1: and Psalms five and three. It just talks about in

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Speaker 1: the morning, and just talk about when you talk to

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Speaker 1: God in the morning, you're asking him to hear your voice.

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Speaker 1: And then after you ask him to hear your voice

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Speaker 1: of everything you pray and talk to him about, asking

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Speaker 1: to show gratitude. You wait in expectation of all these

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Speaker 1: things to happen in your life. You know not. Look,

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01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:38,080
Speaker 1: everything you ask are not gonna happen today, but you

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01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 1: spend your day in expectation that God is gonna do

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01:19:41,360 --> 01:19:45,000
Speaker 1: something to move you closer to your goals, your dreams,

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01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:48,439
Speaker 1: your visions, and especially to Him. But what I have

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01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 1: learned about this morning meditation and it has bought about

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Speaker 1: a pizza in my life that I've never had before.

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Speaker 1: I'm just sharing it with everybody because I'd like for

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Speaker 1: you all to try it. Look, they got these daily

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Speaker 1: inspiration books all over the place. The one I got

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Speaker 1: is called Enjoying Peace and His Presence by Sarah Young.

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Speaker 1: It's just a three hundred and sixty five day devotion,

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Speaker 1: or you can pick anyone you want. You know how

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Speaker 1: they have a little message of the day and then

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Speaker 1: they back it up with a couple of scriptures. And look, man,

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Speaker 1: I'm not being religious with you at all, because your

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Speaker 1: faith doesn't matter to me. I'm just talking about a method,

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Speaker 1: this morning meditation. And what I do is what it

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01:20:35,400 --> 01:20:38,639
Speaker 1: does is is after I get through meditating and say

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Speaker 1: the Lord's Prayer and I read my little daily daily inspiration,

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Speaker 1: I got a Bible app and I do my Verse

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Speaker 1: of the day, and then I go look it up

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Speaker 1: in the Bible, and I look it up in the

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Speaker 1: New Living Testament so I can understand the real words.

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Speaker 1: And before I close out, I pull out my list

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Speaker 1: of everything that I'm thanking God for, which is a

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Speaker 1: full sheet of paper. And then I have a second

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Speaker 1: sheet of paper that stuff I'm asking God for, which

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01:21:05,960 --> 01:21:09,360
Speaker 1: is another full sheet of paper. What I've learned in

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Speaker 1: this meditation is that it has given me a peace

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Speaker 1: that has transcended my intellect. And what I mean by

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Speaker 1: that is what I've discovered. What's happening to me, and

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Speaker 1: it might be happening to a lot of you, is

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01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:28,320
Speaker 1: when most of your mental energy goes into trying to

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Speaker 1: figure everything out, which I can't tell you how much

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01:21:31,760 --> 01:21:34,400
Speaker 1: of my morning I used to wake up in the

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Speaker 1: morning and began to figure every try to figure everything out.

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Speaker 1: When you're trying to figure it out the peace that

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01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:49,120
Speaker 1: God can really give you, you're you're not capable of

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01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:52,560
Speaker 1: receiving that because you're in the wait with your mindset.

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01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:55,880
Speaker 1: See you so busy trying to figure it out that

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01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:59,760
Speaker 1: you don't you don't leave room for God and what God,

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01:22:01,360 --> 01:22:04,120
Speaker 1: God kind of looks in your head and probably looking

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01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,800
Speaker 1: at all these thoughts spinning around and around and going

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Speaker 1: nowhere and accomplishing nothing, and all the while, this piece

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Speaker 1: that he has for me had been kind of hovering

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Speaker 1: over my head, searching for a place to land. But

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Speaker 1: I wasn't given his peace a place to land in

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Speaker 1: my head because I had it so jumbled up with

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Speaker 1: thoughts of how to figure it out, what I'm gonna do,

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Speaker 1: who should I call, what should I say, how do

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Speaker 1: I respond? And for the past month I've stopped doing that.

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Speaker 1: All of a sudden, it just gave me an incredible

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Speaker 1: peace that he had been trying to give to me

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Speaker 1: for years. I wish I had learned this a long

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Speaker 1: time ago, but maybe it can help you out the

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Speaker 1: way it has helped me. But I guess we all

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01:22:48,160 --> 01:22:50,680
Speaker 1: learned stuff as we go along. You know, we are

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01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:53,840
Speaker 1: all slowly becoming the person that we should have been

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Speaker 1: a long time ago. I also learned of late that

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Speaker 1: it takes your entire life life to find out everything

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Speaker 1: there is to find out about yourself to be who

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Speaker 1: you really are. It takes your entire life. This person

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01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,439
Speaker 1: that I become has become a person more at peace

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Speaker 1: as all the controversy and things swoil around me. God

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Speaker 1: has given me a real calmness in the eye of

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01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:22,000
Speaker 1: the hurricane, and we all can be the center of

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01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:25,120
Speaker 1: the hurricane if we just refuse to step out and

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01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,960
Speaker 1: to swirl us around us, and it's all around us.

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01:23:28,000 --> 01:23:32,400
Speaker 1: It's relative to who you are. Some swels appear bigger

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01:23:32,439 --> 01:23:36,519
Speaker 1: than other swirls because of the level you've reached in life.

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01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 1: Some people might look over there and go, man, that

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01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:43,680
Speaker 1: ain't nothing, But in they world it could be everything.

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01:23:44,360 --> 01:23:48,120
Speaker 1: It could be monumentous. So who am I because it's

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01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:50,320
Speaker 1: all relative as to where we are. You know, we

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01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:53,160
Speaker 1: all got our different crosses to bear. But the one

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Speaker 1: thing I've learned about this morning meditation has given me

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Speaker 1: a peace beyond my intellect, and it is to just

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01:24:02,800 --> 01:24:06,360
Speaker 1: have a calmness that I haven't had in a long time.

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01:24:07,040 --> 01:24:10,400
Speaker 1: And I don't have to respond to everything. Because everything

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01:24:10,560 --> 01:24:14,519
Speaker 1: that somebody's saying about you, and everything that somebody's doing

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01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:17,719
Speaker 1: towards you, that's meant for evil. That ain't your business,

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01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,840
Speaker 1: and don't make it yours. Don't even worry about it.

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01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:27,880
Speaker 1: Those people have no idea that God's weighs are as

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01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:32,559
Speaker 1: high above the earth as the heavens. They have no idea.

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Speaker 1: They just operating in their own little cocoon, thinking they

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01:24:36,360 --> 01:24:40,080
Speaker 1: staring up something because they got some likes or something

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01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:43,360
Speaker 1: like that. Hey, y'all, don't get in that. Don't worry

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01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:47,040
Speaker 1: about ten people. If you love God and you a

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01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:50,800
Speaker 1: child of His, He's working on your behalf, even when

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01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:53,280
Speaker 1: it looks like it's a mess out there. All you

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01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:56,880
Speaker 1: got to do is stay at the eye of the hurricane.

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01:24:57,280 --> 01:25:00,360
Speaker 1: Don't get in the swirl, don't go out there. If

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01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:03,200
Speaker 1: you stay centered in Him, he'll give you a piece

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01:25:03,439 --> 01:25:07,839
Speaker 1: that transcends all your intellect. That's what the Morning Meditation

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01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:10,560
Speaker 1: has done for me. I would invite you all to

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01:25:10,720 --> 01:25:14,160
Speaker 1: try it yourself. All right, that's it today. Those are

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Speaker 1: my closing in marks.

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