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Speaker 1: You need proof that I'm handicapped. Here hold my prosthetic, Like.

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Speaker 2: Okayop, this is Okayop.

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Speaker 3: I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Fry and we tell

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Speaker 3: the funniest stories on the Internet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we do.

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Speaker 1: And speaking of funny stories, Sam, do you have any

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Speaker 1: memorable times where you might have unintentionally put your foot.

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Speaker 4: In your mouth? As the saying goes, we.

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Speaker 3: Were speaking in Nashville and we were at this fancy,

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Speaker 3: fancy dinner with Mark Cuban, and there was this other

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Speaker 3: guy there that was also like a podcaster, and he

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Speaker 3: was kind of sucking up to Mark Cuban and so

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Speaker 3: I kind of, like in a niceish way, called him

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Speaker 3: out on it. And now I feel like I've made

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Speaker 3: a lifelong enemy and I don't think I'll ever forgive me.

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Speaker 3: And I said, like, you're kind of sucking up to

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Speaker 3: Mark Cuban and he is like what And then he asked,

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Speaker 3: like another person who is listening, like do you think

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Speaker 3: I'm sucking up to Mark Cuban? Like what do you

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Speaker 3: say to that? Like you say no, You're like I

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Speaker 3: don't want any part of this. And it's because he

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Speaker 3: asked me like, hey, like what do you think of

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Speaker 3: me as a person, right, And I'm like, you kind

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Speaker 3: of suck up.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, well that's that's actually I mean, he did

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Speaker 1: ask you.

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Speaker 2: You can't ask me.

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Speaker 3: But you don't like if you don't know someone really well,

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Speaker 3: you don't like criticize them.

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Speaker 2: That is what I've learned.

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Speaker 3: If John was sucking up to Mark Cuban, I would say, Hey, John,

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Speaker 3: you're seting up to Mark Cuban because there's this, there's

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Speaker 3: this a layer of trust and love in a relationship

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Speaker 3: where he knows the criticism is coming from a place

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Speaker 3: of wanting him to be better in the best version

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Speaker 3: of himself. But this freaking guy you know, doesn't know

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Speaker 3: some poed dunk kid from from nowhere is uh no

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Speaker 3: trying to help him.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Oh donk hold on, hold on, hold on, o kop

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Speaker 1: fam have we not gotten four hundred thousand, four hundred thousand.

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Speaker 2: And then we did not have that? This was?

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Speaker 3: This was that is true time ago, a year ago

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Speaker 3: before we had this Kop army.

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Speaker 4: Many many stamps.

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Speaker 1: We have the finding Founder credits, we have the Wondering credits.

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Speaker 1: Like guys, the rest the resume is long end thick.

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Speaker 2: I appreciate you.

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Speaker 3: I appreciate you, But that was a time that I

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Speaker 3: put my foot in my mouth, and according to how

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Speaker 3: I went front and according to how to win friends

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Speaker 3: and influence people, I should not have done that.

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Speaker 1: Well today, Sam, I think we have a story that

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Speaker 1: might make you feel a little bit better, at least

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Speaker 1: maybe not as alone. It is a story of someone,

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Speaker 1: as you'll see, very ironically.

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Speaker 4: Putting their foot in their mouth.

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Speaker 1: You need proof that I'm handicapped. Here hold my prosthetic leg.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like they gave an arm and a leg

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Speaker 3: to make it up and I twenty one female, was

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Speaker 3: in a very bad car accident about three years ago.

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Speaker 1: A drunk driver ran a stoplight, cut off a semi truck,

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Speaker 1: which then crashed into me, sending me crashing into two

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Speaker 1: different cars, then ultimately into an embankment.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like a terrible accident.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely insane.

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Speaker 1: My car was mangled and my leg was crushed, completely destroyed,

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Speaker 1: and it had to be amputated. I also lost a

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Speaker 1: couple of fingers, the tip of one and all the other.

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Speaker 1: I'm also left with some gnarly scars that used to

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Speaker 1: bother me, but I'm learning to deal with them.

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Speaker 2: Journey to get over that when you're disigured like that, A.

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Speaker 1: Couple of different insurance payouts and some pain and suffering

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Speaker 1: money in addition to all the medical bills being paid.

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Speaker 1: And with that money, I purchased a custom made leg

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Speaker 1: take place of the one I lost.

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Speaker 3: Pretty great, like I imagine, like you could go super custom,

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Speaker 3: like forget custom Jordan's, let's do some custom legs.

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Speaker 1: Now I still limp, but some days I don't have

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Speaker 1: as pronounced the limp. Earlier today I went to the

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Speaker 1: store with my boyfriend, my sister, her girlfriend, and our mother.

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Speaker 4: I drove.

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Speaker 1: I had to learn to drive with my left foot,

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Speaker 1: but now I'm actually really good at it. I also

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Speaker 1: bought a new car with my money and had to

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Speaker 1: go through a ton of therapy to get past the PTSD.

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Speaker 1: But I'm also doing well there now too great.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds like everything's working out for op

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Speaker 3: in spite of this horrific injury.

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Speaker 1: She's making like significant bounds of strides, it seems so.

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Speaker 1: I drove us and because of my injuries. In addition

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Speaker 1: to my leg, I also have chronic hip, neck and

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Speaker 1: back pain and some issues with my lungs from the

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Speaker 1: time I spent incubated in a medically induced coma that

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Speaker 1: led to pneumonia. Because of all that, I have handicapped

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Speaker 1: placard for my car. I have trouble walking without getting tied,

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Speaker 1: so it really helps to park close to the door,

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Speaker 1: which literally makes the most sense.

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Speaker 2: Handy cat spots are close to the doors.

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Speaker 1: Today I did that and unknowingly took the space from

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Speaker 1: someone who was circling back around for it. Apparently the

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Speaker 1: man had been looking for a close space and had

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Speaker 1: missed the one I took, went down and around. He

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Speaker 1: was still on the other aisle when I pulled in,

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Speaker 1: so it's not like I cut him off or anything.

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Speaker 4: I had no way of knowing that he wanted to.

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Speaker 2: Spot out of side, out of mind, out of sight,

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Speaker 1: So he parked in the yellow stripe zone and got

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Speaker 1: out and immediately began confronting me about stealing the space

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Speaker 1: from someone who actually needed it.

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Speaker 3: I just really wish this person listened to Opie's whole

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Speaker 3: story before they're like, you don't deserve me.

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Speaker 4: A spy R very painful.

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Speaker 1: He said, how I'm some kid who has got no

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Speaker 1: respect for those who are truly sick and suffering.

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Speaker 2: He then ordered me to move ordered ordered.

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Speaker 1: My group was urging me to just walk away, but

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Speaker 1: this has happened before, and once the police pies were

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Speaker 1: even called.

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Speaker 4: What is wrong with people?

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Speaker 1: I am sick of people thinking that it's okay just

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Speaker 1: because I'm young, that I don't have a Legit need

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Speaker 1: for just a little bit more consideration. I said okay

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Speaker 1: and went to the car and got in like I

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Speaker 1: was going to drive off. So I was wearing a

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Speaker 1: skirt and leggings, so it wasn't quite obvious when I

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Speaker 1: sat down, but I took my prosthetic leg off and

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Speaker 1: handed it to the man, including the stump.

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Speaker 3: Here are the receipts, look at my disability, the truest

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Speaker 3: receipts of them all.

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Speaker 1: I then asked him if it was okay, then I

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Speaker 1: still parked there. He walked away, calling me disgusting and

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Speaker 1: rude and said I could have just told him and

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Speaker 1: not made him look stupid.

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Speaker 2: You're making yourself look stupid.

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Speaker 1: My group was embarrassed and said that I made things

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Speaker 1: awkward because there was a crowd.

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Speaker 4: Am I the ahole?

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Speaker 2: No, Hopie, You're not the ahole.

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Speaker 3: You literally don't have a leg and this guy's going

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Speaker 3: up to you like you should have been in the

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Speaker 3: handicap spot. It's like, bruh, here's my leg, my leg,

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Speaker 3: here's the perroof in the pudding that I can bark

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Speaker 3: in this spot.

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Speaker 1: All the things that you can like throw down as

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Speaker 1: a receipt like that is the ultimate like you are wrong. Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if there's any other better way to

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Speaker 1: like show someone like you're an idiot.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think throwing down legs is definitely one way.

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Speaker 3: But we'd love to hear from you. And also, I mean,

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, we just launched it and it's been

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Speaker 1: really really awesome. Actually, people have been like awarding gifts

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Speaker 1: to like get more perks to our discord.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so thank you so much for that.

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