WEBVTT - I Left My Ring - 10.9.26

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<v Speaker 1>It is time for The Nephew and today's prank phone call.

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<v Speaker 1>got for us? I got it for you, Shirley, but

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<v Speaker 1>first let me let everybody know, ready to love tonight, okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Ready to love Chicago tonight, all right? Come, and as

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<v Speaker 1>I navigate these beautiful people, beautiful people that are trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find love, You will see that I am not

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<v Speaker 1>stupid on there. I'm just sexy and brilliant. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to be.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, sexy and brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Sexy and brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, God. You threw me with that one.

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<v Speaker 1>But Chicago is looking good. Y'all tune in tonight. You

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<v Speaker 1>will definitely like it. We are off to a good start.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you're going to love it. A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>roller coaster ride ups and downs, but it's good. And

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<v Speaker 1>all the contestants are good. So tune in tonight. Get

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of it. This right here, the prank is

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<v Speaker 1>I left my ring. I left my ring. Yes. Sounds

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<v Speaker 1>pretty simple. Let's see. Let's go, Kathy. Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, I'm trying to reach a Mr. or Mrs. please.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Mrs. Hi, my name is Dr. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 2>trying to reach your husband, Clarence. Is he available? I

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<v Speaker 2>have to check. Is there a reason you're calling? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm actually the surgeon that actually did the procedure on

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<v Speaker 2>removing his gallstones. Yes. How's he doing? Is there any

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<v Speaker 2>complications thus far? Well, no complications according to the doctor. Okay. Well, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a couple little bit of things I want to

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<v Speaker 2>discuss with you guys and see if we can maybe

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<v Speaker 2>get them rectified. Is he around? Yes, he's around. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>May I ask what is this in reference to? Actually, Ms. B,

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<v Speaker 2>when we actually did the procedure on your husband of

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<v Speaker 2>removing the gallstones, I will say that there was a

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a mistake made, and I'm hoping that he

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<v Speaker 2>can come back in so we can kind of get

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<v Speaker 2>it rectified. You know, it'll be actually 30 minutes, and

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<v Speaker 2>he'll be in and out. But actually, when I removed

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<v Speaker 2>the gallstones, and I'm very embarrassed to say this, I

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<v Speaker 2>actually left my wedding ring inside your husband. You what?

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<v Speaker 2>And I understand, ma'am. Would you say that again? I

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<v Speaker 2>say I actually left my wedding ring inside your husband

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<v Speaker 2>when I actually removed the gallstones. And I'm hoping that

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<v Speaker 2>he'll come back in so I can actually take it

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<v Speaker 2>out and he'll be on his way. Oh, he's not

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<v Speaker 2>going to like this. Hold on. Let me see. Can

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<v Speaker 2>I get him? Hey. What? Do you know if Charlie

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<v Speaker 2>is on the phone? Where is he? Yeah, he's on

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<v Speaker 2>the phone and he said he left something in with you. Hello. Hello. Hello, Mr. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing? This is Dr. I actually did

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<v Speaker 2>the surgery on you when you were came in and

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<v Speaker 2>got your gallstones removed. I remember you. I will say this, Mr. Clarence.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually made a bit of a mistake when you

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<v Speaker 2>were here. And my apology, if I can actually get

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<v Speaker 2>you to come back in, man, I can get you.

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<v Speaker 2>Taken care of, and this is just a big mistake

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<v Speaker 2>on my part, but when you guys came in and

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<v Speaker 2>I removed your stones, I actually left my wedding ring inside.

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<v Speaker 2>Inside of me? Yes, sir. Your wedding ring? Sir, I

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<v Speaker 2>know this is crazy, but yes, I have truly made

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<v Speaker 2>a mistake and want to see if I can get

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<v Speaker 2>this thing rectified and get this thing taken out, and

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you, man, I've been without my ring, and

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<v Speaker 2>my wife is raising holy hell about it. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>you know something, Dr. * * *, We got a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? I mean, I'm about to go

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<v Speaker 2>back to work. I really can't be going back into

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<v Speaker 2>the operating room for somebody to take a ring out

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<v Speaker 2>of me that they left by mistake. You know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying? Okay. I mean, you know, I realize your

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<v Speaker 2>wife might be upset and you need to ring, but

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, that ring's going to have to stay

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<v Speaker 2>where it is for a while. Sir, I can't, I

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<v Speaker 2>ironically can't allow for that ring to stay there another

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<v Speaker 2>two or three days. I don't think you understand exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm going through. There's no way I can allow that. Well, that's...

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<v Speaker 2>You got to go back to work. Yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 2>to go back to work. But you know something? I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I mean, you know, we're talking about a bad, bad,

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<v Speaker 2>serious problem. You know, we're talking about malpractice. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're talking about me taking out more time

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<v Speaker 2>from work when I'm ready to go back. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, we're talking lawsuit, all kind of stuff here.

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<v Speaker 2>We need to get together. Can you hear me now? No, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He needs to come over here now. Uh-oh. Okay, my

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<v Speaker 2>wife's a little upset, too. I mean, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't get back on an operating table. Sir, this won't

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<v Speaker 2>take but seconds for me to actually snip that thing

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<v Speaker 2>and get that ring out of there. It won't take

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<v Speaker 2>but a minute. I mean, you still have the same

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<v Speaker 2>incisions there. I can go right back into where the

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<v Speaker 2>same scar was and take that out and keep it moving.

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<v Speaker 2>Go back into the same and see. You're going to

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<v Speaker 2>operate again if you cut me open. Sir, I promise

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<v Speaker 2>you that you won't even know I was there. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>go in there and take that ring out just that quickly. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But let me ask you this. My wife is about

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<v Speaker 2>to go crazy. I'm a pretty good guy here. But,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, you got a ring in me.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, do you have malpractice insurance or something?

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<v Speaker 2>We have plenty of insurance. You know, it's really more

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<v Speaker 2>about what I'm going through at home. So I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>this for you? Yeah, pretty much here at this point.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, no one actually from the hospital actually knows

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm actually calling you. Wow. You know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a big, big problem. You said something about malpractice. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say anything about malpractice. You guys actually said that.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't say anything. Okay. Now, let me. I said

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<v Speaker 2>it's malpractice. Okay. Hold on now, Doris. Hold on. Well, now,

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<v Speaker 2>let me ask you this here. Every time I've heard

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<v Speaker 2>of somebody leaving something inside of somebody, you know, it

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<v Speaker 2>usually ends up being a situation where it sets up

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<v Speaker 2>infections and stuff. Well, that's 18 karat gold. That's not

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<v Speaker 2>going to infect you at all. Yeah, I understand what

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<v Speaker 2>you're saying, but good grief. I mean, I didn't even

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<v Speaker 2>want to do the first surgery, but I didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>any choice. You know what, Mr. I'll be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've tried to talk to you and be patient with you.

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<v Speaker 2>If I got to come over and put some chloroform

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<v Speaker 2>up against your nose and knock you out in order

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<v Speaker 2>to perform this procedure to get my ring, then that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I got to do. Whoa, whoa. Hold on there, Doc.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm supposed to be doing while you're doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you hear that? Do you hear what he said? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just let him come over. I got something for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I'm not going to stand for these threats, Doc.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that's your problem with your ring. Now, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>up until now, everything was cool. Now you got a

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<v Speaker 2>big problem. I'll tell you what it is. I'm at

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<v Speaker 2>home right now. You're at home with my ring. You

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<v Speaker 2>got my ring. You can come get it right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it, ma'am. Wait, no. Okay. I don't have

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<v Speaker 2>a problem coming right over there to get my ring.

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<v Speaker 2>I need my ring back. Let's do it. Come on over.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'll be waiting for you, too. We got something

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<v Speaker 2>for you, darling. Hey, listen. I don't care what the

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<v Speaker 2>both of you are doing. The bottom line is that

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<v Speaker 2>you have my ring. I got your ring. You just

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<v Speaker 2>told me I had it, didn't you? It's inside of

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<v Speaker 2>me where it's going to stay. Sir, I'm not going

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<v Speaker 2>to continue to go back and forth with you. You're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to continue to do anything because you come

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<v Speaker 2>over here, I'm going to take you out. You're already

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<v Speaker 2>threatening to come over here and put chloroform in my nose,

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<v Speaker 2>knocking me out to go in the side of my body.

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<v Speaker 2>You come over here, Doc, you got problems. Now, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what. I don't want any problems out of

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<v Speaker 2>your wife or out of you about a simple procedure

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<v Speaker 2>that's only going to take 30 minutes and everybody will

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<v Speaker 2>be happy after that. You won't make it back home. Caprando?

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<v Speaker 2>I understand everything you say. I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 2>I need to say to the both of you all.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you listening to me? I'm listening. Is Doris listening? No,

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<v Speaker 2>not really, because I've already tuned you out. Well, here's

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<v Speaker 2>the last thing I need to say to you. This

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<v Speaker 2>is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Aubin Morning Show. Y'all

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<v Speaker 2>just got pranked by y'all niece, Peaches. What? See that?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be... Nephew Tommy. nephew Thomas is that you this

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<v Speaker 2>is me man nephew did you hear that nephew Thomas

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<v Speaker 2>hey nephew Thomas yeah I still got your ring you

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<v Speaker 2>got my ring I'm an old man you're messing with

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<v Speaker 2>my heart talking about going back inside of my body

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<v Speaker 2>alright let me let me let me speak to Miss

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<v Speaker 2>Dard what Ms. Dawes, you all right? Yes, I'm fine. Hey, Ms. Dawes,

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<v Speaker 2>I got one more thing to ask. What is the

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<v Speaker 2>baddest radio show in the land? The Steve Harvey Morning

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<v Speaker 2>Show with Matthew Tucker.

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<v Speaker 1>And there you have it, ladies and gentlemen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yes. Before the prank, you were sexy and brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>You come out the prank right back stupid. Look how

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<v Speaker 1>you change.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a quick change, boo, for you to go in?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>It was fast, huh, Junior?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really a twin, but, you know, they interchange.

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<v Speaker 2>You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.