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Speaker 1: Trust Brooke, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time

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Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And I don't know a whole

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Speaker 1: lot about this one, but I've heard Brooks say it's

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Speaker 1: one of her favorite pranks she's ever done, probably because

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Speaker 1: it involves the three things she loves the most, bogo deals,

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Speaker 1: suing people, and talking down to a man. And I

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Speaker 1: really tapped into my roots for this one. Is honestly

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Speaker 1: how I felt work normally, like feels bad after the ye. Now,

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Speaker 1: all of that comes out today when we get transferred

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Speaker 1: to a paralegal who works at a law firm natural

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Speaker 1: and Brooks gotten herself into some trouble with the local police.

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Speaker 1: You'll hear it in your phone tap right now. On

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Speaker 1: the twenties, this is Travis, Hi, Travis, is this still

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Speaker 1: the law offices of Yes? Who are you trying to

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Speaker 1: get a hold of? Oh? Well, I was talking to

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Speaker 1: the receptionist and then she just forwarded me to you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what can I help you with? Are you an attorney? No, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm a paralegal. Oh good, Okay, I don't have money

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Speaker 1: for a real attorney. Who Okay, we do offer a

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Speaker 1: free consultation, and that might be a better opportunity for

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Speaker 1: you to get whatever questions you need answered. How much

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Speaker 1: is the free consultation? It's free, doesn't cost you anything.

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Speaker 1: Is it like free free? Or is it like free

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Speaker 1: like I sent up today and then in ninety days later,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get a bill like ancestry dot com

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Speaker 1: or something like that. No, no, no, no, there's no cost.

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Speaker 1: You meet with an attorney, you discuss your case, and

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Speaker 1: you just you decide whether or not you want to

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Speaker 1: move forward. Well, the reason I ask if it's free

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Speaker 1: is because my case was about something that I thought

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Speaker 1: was free, but then there's dumb rules about it and

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Speaker 1: I got arrested. Okay, Um, sorry to hear that. I yeah,

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Speaker 1: me too. You're okay, Well, I'm not exactly sure what happened.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell me a little bit about what happened? Well,

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Speaker 1: you know the department store holes, Yes, okay, they were

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Speaker 1: having a buy one, get one free sale. And I

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Speaker 1: saw the ad on TV and thought, oh, I bought

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Speaker 1: a blouse there a few months ago, so I need

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Speaker 1: to get my free one. So I went down there

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Speaker 1: and I see a blouse I like, so I take

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Speaker 1: it right. Oh no, it's free. I bought one already.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't those things don't work like that. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: just a paralegal, you're not a lawyer. Well, okay, I

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Speaker 1: mean exactly. So then a security guard stops me in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot and I get charged with shoplifting and

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Speaker 1: I never got my free blouse both if you ask, okay, okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean you probably should talk to an attorney about this,

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Speaker 1: because honestly, I'm not even sure what they might say. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can tell okay, this case it could be big

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Speaker 1: for your firm. I mean, this could be one of

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Speaker 1: those like Aaron Brockovich things, you know, did you see

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Speaker 1: that movie? And then you guys are going to get

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Speaker 1: like a five hundred million dollars settlement or somewhere. Oh

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Speaker 1: I doubt that seriously. Um, to be perfectly honest, I

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Speaker 1: don't think you understand how buy one, get one free works. Well,

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Speaker 1: was I supposed to take the free one first? And

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Speaker 1: then go back and buy one. You know, I'm not

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Speaker 1: here to explain how bogo deals work. So well, what

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Speaker 1: are you saying? What are you saying? You won't take

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Speaker 1: my case? Unfortunately, man, I do think it's highly unlikely

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Speaker 1: that we would take. Really, so now, mister paralegal is

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Speaker 1: too good for the little guy? Huh No, that's not

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying here, because I have an extremely winnable

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Speaker 1: case that I've actually been thinking about for years now.

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Speaker 1: You want to hear that one? I mean, to be honest,

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Speaker 1: not really. I'm pretty busy here. I mean I could

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Speaker 1: take down your number and half. This is going to

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Speaker 1: be a lot of money. Just listen. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you know the Titanic. Yes, of course, everyone knows what

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Speaker 1: the Titanic is. Yes, Well, listen to this. There are

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Speaker 1: a lot of people who think that's a real event,

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Speaker 1: and that is a real event. Man. They're charging money

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Speaker 1: to dumb tourists to go see supposed artifacts whatever of

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Speaker 1: something that they think actually happened. That did actually really happen,

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Speaker 1: the Titanic? Did think you think it happened too, Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's well documented it happened. Okay, Well, news flash, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you realize this. It was just a

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Speaker 1: movie man. Leonardo DiCaprio is just an actor, a paid actor, ma'am. Please,

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Speaker 1: only a paralegal would think that I need to talk

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Speaker 1: to a lawyer. Okay, yeah, you probably should talk to

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Speaker 1: a lawyer. Oh do you know who I should talk to?

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Speaker 1: I should talk to Audrey. She can't be as dumb

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Speaker 1: as you are. Are you talking about Audrey R Receptionist. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's the smartest one there, because she's the one that

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Speaker 1: set you up for this prank phone call. What this

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Speaker 1: is actually Brooke for the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the Morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you're not that stupid.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you wouldn't take my bogo case. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, I guess I should have. We could have

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Speaker 1: made a million dollars on that. See, that's what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about. Then we take on the Titanic. That was good.

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Speaker 1: I walked all into that wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: phone taps weekday mornings all the twenties. Brooke and Jeffrey

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