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Speaker 1: Okayop, this is okayop. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John

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Speaker 1: Fry and John. You know that phrase it never hurst

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Speaker 1: to ask unfamiliar. Well, what are some examples of it

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Speaker 1: actually hurting to ask?

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Speaker 2: Hmm, this could get dangerous.

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Speaker 1: What happened to your baby? I thought you were pregnant?

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Speaker 1: My mom told me one time an acquaintance of hers

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Speaker 1: was pregnant. When mom saw her, she said, dang, you

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Speaker 1: still haven't had the baby yet, and she said, I

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Speaker 1: had the baby six months ago. In college, some friends

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Speaker 1: and I got caught smoking weed by a park ranger.

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Speaker 1: He was pretty cool, and it seemed like we were

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Speaker 1: going to get away with a warning until my one

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Speaker 1: friend piped up and said, you're not going to call

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Speaker 1: the real cops, are you? Dude's attitude towards us did

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Speaker 1: a one to eighty real quick. You see this gun,

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Speaker 1: You see this badge? I am the real cops. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that park ranger turned it around real quick. Parks and

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Speaker 1: wreck more like parks and get wrecked.

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Speaker 2: I also didn't know they had guns.

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Speaker 1: That's park rangers. I mean it's mostly to shoot the bears.

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Speaker 2: But probably for bears and stuff.

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Speaker 1: So another another answer was any question from a supposed

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Speaker 1: authority or expert that reveals a complete lack of understanding

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Speaker 1: of the matter in question. Example, a judge who once

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Speaker 1: asked why the YouTube video under evidence could not be

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Speaker 1: printed for him to review. There's nothing worse than the

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Speaker 1: internal screaming when you realize that your work and your

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Speaker 1: company's reputation is now completely hostage to someone who hasn't

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Speaker 1: the faintest idea how what you do works.

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Speaker 2: It's like when Mark Zuckerberg did the those trials and

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Speaker 2: they were.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, what is this book of faces that you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. There was one recently where they were talking

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Speaker 1: to Instagram and they're like, I demand that you delete

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Speaker 1: finn stuff, Like, no, Finsta is a type of count

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Speaker 1: is like will the guy's like, will you commit to

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Speaker 1: getting rid of Finsta.

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Speaker 3: The one time where it's actually not them? Just like

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Speaker 3: weaseling out of the answer. It's like, no, that's truly

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Speaker 3: not us, Like yeh, bro.

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Speaker 1: The freaking congressmen and women need to get their act together. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's another good one. As a server, where's that other

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Speaker 1: women you always come with gladin? You go with their

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Speaker 1: way or something? Oh dude, buruh So this is between

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Speaker 1: one of my friends and a random person the blood bank.

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Speaker 1: I was donating and we were going to get lunch afterwards. Stranger,

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Speaker 1: are you going to donate to him? I would if

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Speaker 1: I could, but medically I can't. Stranger, why you got

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Speaker 1: HIV or something? Him? He did, in fact live with HIV.

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Speaker 1: That's just so awkward. Bro wow.

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Speaker 2: But he didn't say anything.

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Speaker 1: He just kind of went, like, I think in the

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Speaker 1: silence said it all, you know, right?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Freaking rough tomatoes? You know. Oh, this is a sad

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Speaker 1: one too. Are we more than just friends?

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Speaker 2: That's it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Reminds me of a buddy of mine who asked

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Speaker 1: a girl he had been hooking up with for a

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Speaker 1: few months why she didn't have a boyfriend. They did

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Speaker 1: not communicate very well. Apparently she thought he was her boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: Auchi.

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Speaker 1: That's that's so sad. How do you miss that one?

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Speaker 1: How do they both miss that?

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Speaker 2: Good God?

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Speaker 1: Ridiculous. I'll do what I'll do one more asking someone

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Speaker 1: to repeat themselves for a third time, and it's never

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Speaker 1: anything important. The other person usually ends up screaming the

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Speaker 1: grass is really wet over here. I think there's a

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Speaker 1: rule like you get two tries and then all like

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Speaker 1: on the third try you just have to smile and nod.

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Speaker 1: You're like yeah, two tries and then you're out. It's

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Speaker 1: like it's like a It's like baseball.

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Speaker 3: The absolute hail Mary is like like I can't hear

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Speaker 3: you either. I'm just this isn't gonna work. Or I

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Speaker 3: need to somehow get my ear.

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Speaker 1: To your eyes. Yeah, whisper it in my ear or

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Speaker 1: write the ship down, because I Am not going to

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Speaker 1: understand what you're saying whatsoever. I think that that's enough

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Speaker 1: sadness and misgive you the case on the bay, and

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Speaker 1: what do you got from it?

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Speaker 3: Ok, well I've got I've got something else to drag

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Speaker 3: you down with A with an entire an entitled lady,

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Speaker 3: our favorite entitled lady thinks that I should not be

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Speaker 3: able to stand at the bus stop, no standing, no standing.

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Speaker 1: That kind of behavior.

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Speaker 3: For context, the bus I take has set stops around

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Speaker 3: my neighborhood, one of which is at a T intersection

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Speaker 3: because between three roads at one corner. Goodness, so many

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Speaker 3: details help me. The bus I take has set stops

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Speaker 3: around my neighborhood, one of which which has a T

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Speaker 3: intersection between three roads and one at the corner is

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Speaker 3: the stop. Someone's yard stretches over basically to the end

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Speaker 3: of the road where the bus stop is, and their

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Speaker 3: house is up on the left. I wait here every

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Speaker 3: day for the bus until this lady confronted me one day.

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Speaker 3: It went like this, entitled lady, do you think you

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Speaker 3: again stand somewhere else?

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Speaker 1: Me?

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Speaker 3: Uh, this is where the bus stop is supposed to

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Speaker 3: pick me up. I don't think I can go anywhere else.

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Speaker 3: Entitled lady, Well, you scare my kid. I'm really not

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Speaker 3: that threatening in a person at all, so I refuse

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Speaker 3: to believe it came out you threaten my child, like

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Speaker 3: sorry by standing me. I'm sorry, but this is where

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Speaker 3: I have to wait. I don't know what to tell you.

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Speaker 3: Entitled lady now angry, So you think you can just

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Speaker 3: loiter on my lawn and scare my kid? Me, I'm

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Speaker 3: literally waiting for the bus for ten minutes every day.

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Speaker 2: Please stop.

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Speaker 3: Finally, her husband called her in and hopefully told her

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Speaker 3: to leave me alone riding this on the bus right now?

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Speaker 2: Hopefully it's fine.

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Speaker 1: Now okay, ope he got away. But uh, that's some

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Speaker 1: big us, bro, I know what can even stand? Do

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Speaker 1: you own the bus stop lady, are you the bus police?

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Speaker 1: The bus stop police?

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Speaker 3: And it can you be stopping and it's like you're

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Speaker 3: you're you're sharing my kid. It's like what am I

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Speaker 3: supposed to do? Stop existing?

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Speaker 1: Like there's yeah, just going visible. It just is when

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Speaker 1: it is Harry Potter invisibility cloak.

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Speaker 3: Like a pelican. A pelican flying over your baby will

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Speaker 3: cause it to cry.

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Speaker 1: What are you gonna why a pelican? Why is that

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Speaker 1: the first bird you think of.

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Speaker 3: I'm just imagining a baby and a stroller on a

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Speaker 3: beach and a pelican, because pelicans are also frightening as

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Speaker 3: the pelican.

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Speaker 1: Dude, pelican. Have you ever been chased by a pelican?

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Speaker 2: Nod?

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Speaker 1: I've been chased by a pelican. Oh my god, I'm

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Speaker 1: fucking terrifying. And they have beaks as big as my.

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Speaker 3: Torso yeah, yeah, the beak is huge, and they have

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Speaker 3: the bag under there like it's.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's not a plan, no, not like the

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Speaker 1: only thing you want, you know, Or they'll be maybe

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Speaker 1: that that pelican with that that big mouth and that

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Speaker 1: that bag can give some good glug lug bluglug nine thousand.

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Speaker 3: That's gonna be a next Spotify Spotify exclusive podcast is a.

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Speaker 1: Pelican getting blown by pelicans?

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Speaker 2: Well, that's that's that's a great note to end on it.

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's my kink. Y'all give me your pelicans.

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Speaker 2: I would never with the pelican, no

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Speaker 1: Pecker, and the pecker never