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Speaker 1: dot com or call. Some people are very liberal with

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Speaker 1: their restroom time while at work. I can't think of

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Speaker 1: anybody on this show, but some people, and I can

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Speaker 1: definitely see why you'd want to spend a lot of

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Speaker 1: time in there because it's it's a nice quiet place.

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Speaker 1: You can play games on your phone, FaceTime your sister

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Speaker 1: while you're on the can. It's the only safe haven

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Speaker 1: where your boss can't bug you to do stuff. Your

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Speaker 1: sister still answers, that is that's not true. They still

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Speaker 1: bug you. Yeah, that's right. And until now, because we

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Speaker 1: call a guy to tell him the company knows that

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Speaker 1: he's been abusing his toilet privileges and we have an

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Speaker 1: interesting yet strange solution to fix it. In your phone

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Speaker 1: tap right now, it's hello. This is Carl. Hi Carl,

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Speaker 1: my name's Lady guenevere Um. Excuse me, who did you

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Speaker 1: say you were? I know it's just what my parents

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Speaker 1: named me. I'm from Hrum. I don't remember lady Guenevere

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Speaker 1: from human Resources. Oh yeah, I'm based out of Atlanta,

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Speaker 1: so we haven't met. Okay, nice to meet you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was just seeing here your time card is due

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Speaker 1: today and I just wanted to know if you wanted

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Speaker 1: me to adjust it or if you were going to

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Speaker 1: because I do have the number right in front of me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you're referring to. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking at it and it says you've put down

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Speaker 1: full hours for the week. Yes, so what come on, Carl,

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Speaker 1: we both know that's not true. No, it is. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: having this today, you're correct about that, But you have

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Speaker 1: been spending a lot of time building a log cabin.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. It's slang for using the restroom. Yeah, apparently

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Speaker 1: you've been in there a lot, and we recently set

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Speaker 1: limits on that so you can find it in the

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Speaker 1: company handbook. Yeah, we passed it out earlier this year.

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Speaker 1: There's no way there's anything about that. Oh it does. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Too many employees were taking advantage of, you know, time

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Speaker 1: and just going in there with their phone while they

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Speaker 1: were free in the turtles. I didn't do that and

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Speaker 1: it's weird that you're using these type of references. Listen,

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Speaker 1: I have had so many conversations like this and I

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Speaker 1: just need to change it up. Okay, different words, different

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Speaker 1: slang saved me from this boring job. I'm not abusing

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Speaker 1: my bathroom toil it is, I promise you, and I

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Speaker 1: think anyone should be able to use the bathroom whatever

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Speaker 1: they need to. Yeah, you know, I absolutely agree with you.

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Speaker 1: They should be able to use the bathroom whenever they

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Speaker 1: need to at home. And according to your direct supervisor,

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Speaker 1: you are one of the top violator and releasing chocolate hostages.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, can you stop doing that. That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you to do. Stop doing it. I cannot stop

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Speaker 1: going to the bathroom. Okay, that's I have to use

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Speaker 1: it a few times a day. That's just how a

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Speaker 1: human body works. We have an idea. When you feel

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Speaker 1: like it's time to squeeze a steamer, I just what

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Speaker 1: what do you have? It's a souris for pooping. I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying I need you to go to your supervisor

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Speaker 1: and say, put a clock on me for four minutes.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to park a custard. Oh god, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: this is so gross. But he'll understand what you mean.

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Speaker 1: He'll give you a thumbs up and then just be

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Speaker 1: back before the timer runs out and we'll all be good.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's just so unprofessional. How am I

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Speaker 1: having a conversation with a human resources person who's using

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Speaker 1: just all this really gross flag about going to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to relate here, okay, And you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be telling me when I can go to the bathroom. Well,

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Speaker 1: then you shouldn't be spending hours in the bathroom, and

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Speaker 1: then we wouldn't be having this conversation. Spending hours in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom? Stop what your cover or Dylan said? Okay,

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Speaker 1: he said, you're in there at least four times a

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Speaker 1: day baking some brownies. What does Dylan have to do

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Speaker 1: with this? Why would he do that? Because Dylan actually

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Speaker 1: wanted me to broadcast the whole thing over the radio.

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Speaker 1: What's what he asked for? What? Yeah, I'm not really

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Speaker 1: an HR. My name's Broke from the radio show Brooker

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, i'd be a terrible HR person. Your co worker,

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Speaker 1: Dylan set you up. He said, he said that you've

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Speaker 1: been running late to meetings because you're spending so much

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Speaker 1: time in the bathroom. Man, I'm not. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: you're not. Come on, so you can be honest with me,

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Speaker 1: I'm not, actually hr Okay, maybe some, but like not

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Speaker 1: as much as he's saying. I'm baking he said, baking brownies. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. I'm just gonna advise you right now to

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Speaker 1: check with your supervisor next time you want to give

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Speaker 1: birth to a state trooper. Okay, Oh, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with pune tape. On the twenties Broke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning, they would would