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Speaker 1: Here we go. It's awesome, turbid morning, morning, disturbing phones.

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Speaker 1: the morning. Good morning, Good morning Froggy, Good morning off

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Speaker 1: then hello, straightening, scary my funky Froggy. You want to

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Speaker 1: hear some guns and roses? Hell? Yes, welcome to Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Jungle. Yes, mister program director, we're changing

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Speaker 1: the format. I love how we're talking about this song.

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Speaker 1: Where does the song take you? Gandhi, guitar hero, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Jungle, otherwise known as Tuesday. We have no

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Speaker 1: caller of the day, Officer Chris. Oh is this Chris? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey Chris, how you doing? Good morning? How are you guys? Well, listen,

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Speaker 1: I hear that you're an Empire State Building officer. You

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Speaker 1: work at the world famous Empire State Building. Is this true?

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Speaker 1: But me? You know, for many years it was rumored

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Speaker 1: and it's been a lie all along, you know, right,

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Speaker 1: floor and identifying you. Ever since nineteen eighty three, our

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Speaker 1: the Empire State Building. Nice. That's as close as we get. Yeah, awesome,

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Speaker 1: and I protect it for you guys. Well, well, thank you,

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Speaker 1: you know it. Look, so, how's your day so far?

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Speaker 1: It's early. It's good, Cayman, I'm saying at the precinct

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Speaker 1: is like one of our favorite people. He shows up

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Speaker 1: our big announcement when announced single ball. Absolutely and if

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Speaker 1: take you to floors that haven't been building. Yeah, it's true. Well,

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Speaker 1: Officer Chris, thank you for keeping us safe at the

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Speaker 1: have a great day. And you want to wish someone

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Speaker 1: a very happy one year anniversary. Who's that, Chris? That's

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Speaker 1: my wife. We just celebrate a one year anniversary on

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Speaker 1: And happy anniversary. I hope you have a great day

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Speaker 1: to day. Thanks for being the first caller of the day.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Thank you guys too. Don't have I

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Speaker 1: good thing. Will you ruin them? I will definitely ruin them.

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Speaker 1: We'll ruin yours if you ruin ours? All right, Chris?

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second? There you go, Officer Chris at

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Speaker 1: He's Sebastian's with you today, Froggy. You know, we got

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Speaker 1: in your horoscope today, it's on a Rider's birthday today

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Speaker 1: and Gabrielle Union, Happy birthday, Capricorn. Your life may be

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Speaker 1: in your world. Your days of nine aries, you may

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Speaker 1: take the day off. No gandhi, no grab a friend

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Speaker 1: let's get into the three things you need to know?

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Speaker 1: All right, Honey should turn that off. Mama needs fuel.

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Speaker 1: I follow that Popeyes. We know that chicken that shut

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Speaker 1: It's Fletcher, Elvis durand Elvis Duran and Elvis Duran in

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Speaker 1: the Morning Show. So lately, Cholula hot Sauce has kind

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Speaker 1: Then tell your friends. I know it's kind of weird.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I shouldn't say it, but the ratings came out

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Speaker 1: Fans dot Com, subject line feel goods. Thank you, Sam,

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Speaker 1: I got Craig. Hi, Craig, Craig. Okay, this is Crreg

420
00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:46,640
Speaker 1: Hello Craig. Great, let's try this one. Is that you Craig? Yes,

421
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,720
Speaker 1: hello Craig. So you got fired and you should have

422
00:21:49,760 --> 00:21:52,639
Speaker 1: been right? Yeah, well I was suddenly let go on

423
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,879
Speaker 1: good terms. I wasn't kicked out the door, you know,

424
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,879
Speaker 1: and dragged by my shirt. Well, hold on, hold on,

425
00:21:56,920 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 1: hold on, let go on good terms, Craig. We love you,

426
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,439
Speaker 1: but we have to let you go. So, so what happened?

427
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,960
Speaker 1: What happened? I was in the high schooler. It was

428
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 1: my first job. I was sixteen and seventeen years old,

429
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 1: and I was a cashier at a mom Pod grocery store.

430
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,879
Speaker 1: And I became good friends with a lot of the

431
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,919
Speaker 1: clientele that would come into as customers, and once in

432
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: a while I would kind of just let the expensive

433
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 1: steaks and the expensive meat to kind of fly through

434
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 1: without kind of ringing them up. So were you were

435
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 1: giving away steaks to your friends, free meat for everybody,

436
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 1: complimentary meat, complimentary meat. Yeah, so you you so you

437
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,680
Speaker 1: actually see why you were let go? And you so

438
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 1: if you own that store, you would have fired you too, probably, Yes,

439
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 1: I understand. I was just, you know, I was being

440
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 1: friendly with people and it just, you know, I just

441
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,200
Speaker 1: got away, carried away too much. I guess it was

442
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 1: more than just one. You know, maybe maybe they should

443
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:54,280
Speaker 1: have thought, well, those customers are now more loyal to

444
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,679
Speaker 1: our store because Craig gave them meat, and they're going

445
00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 1: to come back. Exact they actually probably made out, but

446
00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,639
Speaker 1: they they didn't realize. Yeah, it was I was sixteen

447
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 1: years old and that was kind of my first job.

448
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,240
Speaker 1: But I was just trying to be nice and again

449
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: keep the clients coming back, and I guess they did

450
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: for a while. Everything. At least you admit that you

451
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: would have fired yourself. That's good, all right, Craig, thank you.

452
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry I didn't know you back then. I love

453
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,639
Speaker 1: free me. We just got a text. My husband got

454
00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: fired for drop kicking a basket of cheddar Bay biscuits

455
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 1: Red Lobster. He used to go to jail for that, right, Hello,

456
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:32,479
Speaker 1: fellow me, Hello Stephanie. What's going on? Oh, how are

457
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: you guys? We're doing well. What's going on, Stephanie? Well,

458
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 1: my husband really should have been fired, would he? Oh

459
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm hearing this so much. You get fired for putting

460
00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:45,119
Speaker 1: this call through because the phone isn't working. Okay, to

461
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 1: start again, Stephanie, your phone's breaking up. What's going on?

462
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. Um, Yes, my husband should have been

463
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,359
Speaker 1: fired when he dropped hit the bread basket in the

464
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:58,880
Speaker 1: kitchen of Red Lobster. That was your husband, Yes, my husband,

465
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,240
Speaker 1: but they didn't fire in the I let him stay on. No,

466
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:06,120
Speaker 1: they fired him. Oh I think you should have gotten fired. Yeah,

467
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 1: you know what, sometimes you shouldn't drop kick drop kicking

468
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 1: breadge one thing, but when it's the cheddar Bay bikers,

469
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: DeFi thank you so much. It's kind of funny how

470
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:17,879
Speaker 1: I talked about that and then she appeared on the

471
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 1: phone like that I got taken in the back a

472
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 1: lot at one of my Oh me too, but I'm

473
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,359
Speaker 1: not like that different though. I just got a talking

474
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 1: to her. What did you do that? Why do you know?

475
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 1: Like throwing change and a customers? Probably not the bed.

476
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: One of the guys that I used to work with

477
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 1: when I was a waitress, he thought it would be

478
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: hilarious to take a stapler and replace it with one

479
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 1: of those choked staplers that like zapped you, but did

480
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: zapp do you really hard? And one of the girls

481
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 1: that we had that we worked with had like a

482
00:24:44,119 --> 00:24:46,399
Speaker 1: hard issue and zapped the crap out of her. She

483
00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: was okay, but she made such a big deal he

484
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:55,239
Speaker 1: got fired on the spot. My god, Hello Lauren, Well,

485
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,400
Speaker 1: good morning, So you were fired and you think that

486
00:24:57,400 --> 00:24:59,359
Speaker 1: they that you deserve to be fired? What did you

487
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:02,959
Speaker 1: do so? I used to work in the multiplex cinema

488
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,719
Speaker 1: in Edgewater and my manager came up to me and

489
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,639
Speaker 1: he was asking me to do a million in one

490
00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: pask and I was super busy, and I got frustrated

491
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 1: and aggravated because he had he had a ridiculous too,

492
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,640
Speaker 1: and I just straight punched the monitor and my hand

493
00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 1: went through it. Oh you mean that computer screen monitor thing?

494
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 1: Your hand went through it. My hand went through it,

495
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 1: fell every wire and pulled out like wow, incredible, hulk.

496
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: I know. So did they fire you? Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah,

497
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: and you deserve it. But you know what, they should

498
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 1: leave you alone. You were busy at the theater, no,

499
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,639
Speaker 1: I'm saying. And then I was banned to work in

500
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 1: any multiplex cinema. And I even if it was like

501
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:51,280
Speaker 1: a different state, like I was not able to work

502
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: in Love that. I love it. You could go to

503
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: Wisconsin like, oh no, can't work in our multiplex theater.

504
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,919
Speaker 1: You've been bad? Okay, thank you? The worst things have happened,

505
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 1: all right, Lauren, thank you? Can you imagine? Oh God,

506
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to live my life anymore. I can't

507
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: work in a multiplex theater. I just want to work

508
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,920
Speaker 1: in a multiplexia. That's all I want to do in life.

509
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 1: That's truly all I want to do. Please MULTIPLEXY. What's up?

510
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:20,960
Speaker 1: I had a friend that worked at a tire store

511
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: and uh, it was his very first day after training,

512
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,880
Speaker 1: and he was supposed to tighten the lugs on all

513
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 1: four tires. He only tighten the lug on three tires.

514
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,960
Speaker 1: He forgot the front right side tire, and so as

515
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: the woman pulled out of the tire establishment, her tire

516
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: goes rolling down the road and the car falls off

517
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: onto the side. He was fired on the spot. He

518
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 1: deserved there's a job available at the Multiplex theater. Hello

519
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: Jessica Hill, good morning. So you work in the HR

520
00:26:55,400 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: department at your company? Correct? I Do I actually heading

521
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 1: to work to fire somebody today? Do they deserve it?

522
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: Do they deserve it? They? Do you deserve it? This

523
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: particular one is pretty straightforward. It's for performance. Um. But

524
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: you know there's nobody ever thinks they deserve it. You know,

525
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,120
Speaker 1: so even if they were on like an improvement plan

526
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 1: or something like that, you know they'll still go to

527
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:25,480
Speaker 1: a lawyer and sue us. I tell you what, No,

528
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: we're receiving a lot of calls from people today who

529
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:32,840
Speaker 1: said they deserved it. I like the personal responsibility. I know. Well,

530
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm really happy to here that people are taking responsibility,

531
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: but at least for me, nobody usually does and they

532
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 1: end up doing us. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well look, welcome

533
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,880
Speaker 1: to the corporate world, as they say, because we work

534
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 1: in a big corporation here, I'm I'm waiting for them

535
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,119
Speaker 1: to fire me. I'm going to sue them like you.

536
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 1: I've never I've never sued a big company, but I

537
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: heard radio you're in for it this. I know they

538
00:27:57,080 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 1: could never fire me. That's pretty funny. All right, thank you, JESCA,

539
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: and good luck today. I'm sorry you have to go

540
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 1: fire someone. Can you imagine having to go fire someone?

541
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: What's scary? Red friend bald freak Rannie who worked at

542
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: an amusement park. He let the goach out of the

543
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: petting zoo because he left the gate open, and then

544
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: that night, that same night, the rabbits escaped onto the parkway,

545
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: were never found and COTTI were hit my cars. Hello, omar, hey,

546
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: so why were you fired and did you deserve it? Well?

547
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 1: I used to work importly for residential building. I was

548
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:38,240
Speaker 1: the doorman. Okay, and it was my birthday and this tenant,

549
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: she's really cool. She came down with the birthday cake

550
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 1: and with mango vodka and as she was like, do

551
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: you want to take some shots? And I was like okay,

552
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 1: and so little by little we were taking shots. And

553
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 1: then as the clients were coming off, the tenants were

554
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: coming home from work more, We're like, I'll bring down

555
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,920
Speaker 1: the bottle. Let's take some more shots. And then at

556
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: the end of the night, I was just running around

557
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 1: the lobby dancing with that. And it fired you for

558
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,360
Speaker 1: being drunk on the job. I hate that, but it

559
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: was my birthday, so I thought it was okay, it

560
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:09,360
Speaker 1: was your birthday. You know what you know, you know

561
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: our rule, Omar, if it's your birthday, there are no rules,

562
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: nothing counts, but they let you go. I hate to

563
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,160
Speaker 1: hear that. You know, I would love a drunk doorman.

564
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,960
Speaker 1: I think I am happy belated birthday. But Omar, if you,

565
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: if you were your boss, would you have let you

566
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: go for being drunk on the job. I would have

567
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 1: because I mean I kind of let like other tenants

568
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,440
Speaker 1: take their own packages, because you know how dormants are

569
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: still be responsible for So this is why people take

570
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:41,560
Speaker 1: my dry cleaning because Omar has been drinking and happy

571
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: belated birthday. Seriously, a lot of people were texting in about,

572
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: you know, getting fired because they were having sex in

573
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: the back room, had sex in the front room. Oh yeah,

574
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: you should be fired too, Nate. And finally we talked

575
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:58,200
Speaker 1: to Matt. Hey, Matt. So, Matt was a manager to

576
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:03,240
Speaker 1: McDonald's and you got fired for several reasons. Why what

577
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: did you do? Well, there's this one employee. She was

578
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: one of the people at work that's lazy and complaining

579
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:15,800
Speaker 1: all time and like like the straight native McDonald's. Okay,

580
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: go ahead, So what did she do? Yeah, I just

581
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 1: thought it would be funny if maybe I've mooned her,

582
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: and that did not go over well. So you pulled,

583
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: So you pulled your ass out and uh then one time.

584
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: Then the second strike that really got me was when

585
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: I was we were I let them deep fried oreos

586
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 1: into fry vats and something about food allergies and that's

587
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:43,400
Speaker 1: just frowned upon. So you almost invented a new dessert

588
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:46,760
Speaker 1: at McDonald's, the fried oreos. They should they should give

589
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 1: you a raise for that you were inventing. Oh, they

590
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: didn't see it. That way. Yeah. Look, you know what

591
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:59,719
Speaker 1: speaking of McDonald's, is it McRib season? Oh yes, oh daddy?

592
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: All right, thanks for calling Matt, and you can moon

593
00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 1: us in fire our oreos anytime you want. All right,

594
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,000
Speaker 1: thank you, thanks for all right, thank you. Yeah, I

595
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,040
Speaker 1: would love hi mcgrib You know the good thing about

596
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: the mcgribbs sandwich, other than you know they press the

597
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: meat into the shape of ribs. Yeah, they have that

598
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: one little pickle right there in the middle of this one.

599
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 1: Could you imagine the stories if you talked about all

600
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 1: the reasons radio people got fired. Oh, forget it. I

601
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: mean the things we know. I know. Oh please, I've

602
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: been on the edge of being fired from this place

603
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 1: so many times. Same yeah not yet, No another place, Yeah,

604
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: I got Danielle. Yeah, do your report or you're fired. Okay,

605
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: what's going on? So Justin Bieber wants to release a

606
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 1: new album before Christmas, but he will only do it

607
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 1: if this post gets over twenty million likes. I would

608
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 1: love Justin Bieber Christmas. When when I checked it out

609
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 1: this morning, nine and a half million people had already

610
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: liked it, or over nine and a half million people,

611
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: So he'll get it. He's Yeah, he needs to get it,

612
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,960
Speaker 1: so we need to like that post so that we

613
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: get new justin Bieber Music, Netflix is testing out this

614
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 1: new feature. It's going to allow users to change playback

615
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 1: speeds so you can watch scenes in slow motion. You

616
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 1: can make them faster. Some actors and directors are pissed

617
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:12,040
Speaker 1: off at this, saying that no, we didn't film the

618
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 1: movie or make the movie so that you could do this.

619
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,560
Speaker 1: You're messing with their art exactly, so they're pissed. Jennifer

620
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: Anderson was on Ellen yesterday. She said there is still

621
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 1: no Friends reboot, but the cast may do something. They

622
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: just don't know what it is yet. John Legend and

623
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson have recorded a new version of the holiday

624
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 1: song Baby It's Cold Outside. The updated lyrics make the

625
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 1: guy sound like less of a creep. So that's good.

626
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: That's on the way. This isn't wait, come on. Well.

627
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 1: Luke Brian was presented a plaque commemorating fifty four million

628
00:32:45,560 --> 00:32:47,720
Speaker 1: in digital sales at his show less Friday in Detroit,

629
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:50,800
Speaker 1: and that is historic because that's more than any other

630
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Speaker 1: country artist. So congratulations to Luke Brian. And we're checking

631
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Speaker 1: out the cover of Vanity Fair magazine the December issue.

632
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: John Legend, Chrissy Teague in the family are all over

633
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: this magazine and they look like the cutest family ever,

634
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 1: Like you just want to hang out with them. Their

635
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: kids are a little mini them. They really like they

636
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 1: each have one. Yeah, you know, they're so cute. Tonight

637
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 1: is Game six of the World Series. Houston leads three

638
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: to two. It isn't had enough. The Voice is on

639
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:21,000
Speaker 1: tonight part two of the Knockout Rounds. Taylor Swift will

640
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: be everyone's mega mentor. Also, um, what else is on?

641
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: The Flash is on? This is Us is on? So

642
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: some good stuff. Next hour we got to talk about Lizzo.

643
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: She was so excited because she was an answer on

644
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: Jeopardy whoa yeah, who is Lizzo? Hey? So the other

645
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: night we were out at book review in a Long

646
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: Island and I signed like seven hundred and fifty books. Yeah,

647
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:47,959
Speaker 1: but they only sold uh less than that. Okay, so

648
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: they have some signed books available. So if you want

649
00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:54,240
Speaker 1: an autographed where do I begin book? Go to uh

650
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: Elvis Durand dot com. Oh, no, book at Elvis Durand

651
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 1: dot com. Book But because someone us right book dot com,

652
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,280
Speaker 1: I don't know who Who's who's getting fired? Andrew? Wait?

653
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,879
Speaker 1: Come here is it? It's Elvis Duran book what what's

654
00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,240
Speaker 1: the address? Now? So if you want a signed book,

655
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 1: you can go to the book review on Long Island

656
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: and pick one up. Or do you signed Elvis durandbook

657
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:24,719
Speaker 1: dot com. Oh, signed Elvis Durand book, Signed Elvis duranbook

658
00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:26,680
Speaker 1: dot com. If you'd like a copy that's not from

659
00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:28,719
Speaker 1: book review, or you can go to book review on

660
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: Long Island and get a signed copy. Then okay, okay

661
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 1: signed Now this is signed Elvis durandbook dot com. You

662
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 1: give them in like fifteen different things to say here,

663
00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:39,839
Speaker 1: I said, signed Elvis durandbook dot com. What a book

664
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Speaker 1: review on Long Island. So'll pick one up in person? Okay,

665
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:44,200
Speaker 1: so wherever you are, they'll mail it to you. So

666
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:48,319
Speaker 1: you could be in Oshkosh. Who's in Oshkosh? Raise your

667
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: hand if you're in the overalls people go to signed Elvis.

668
00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 1: What a ridiculous name for a website. Well we also

669
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 1: have duranbook dot com. In case you want to know

670
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,680
Speaker 1: what else is going on, go out to Signed Elvis

671
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: duranbook dot com or head to your local book review.

672
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,200
Speaker 1: If you're in Long Island. There's only one cool. This

673
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: is the most confusing moment of my life. Other ways

674
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: to get the book? Okay, so okay, we have all

675
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 1: these these websites. We have signed Elvis duranbook dot com.

676
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: We have Elvis duranbook dot com. Yeah, if you want

677
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: to buy tickets to come see us at Staten Islands,

678
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble. Yes, and also details for the Miami

679
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: Bookfair on November twenty third, will be there. Too much,

680
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,799
Speaker 1: that's my takeaway from this. Yeah, you're doing too much.

681
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: You just want to host bar Metsphis. That's all I

682
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: want to do. Scary does that all right? So if

683
00:35:39,239 --> 00:35:41,719
Speaker 1: you want to signed book from book Review, go to

684
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 1: Signed Elvis durandbook dot com or go to their website,

685
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 1: which I didn't put because that's going to be a

686
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 1: whole other web address. I said, no, thank you, Yes,

687
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: wait to think ahead, Andrew, thank you? What's that straight name?

688
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: I think you're going to be fired for the last

689
00:35:54,800 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: three minutes of radio. Just now, fine us all out

690
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: of our misery, because you know, when I'm fired, everyone's fine.

691
00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: We're all going down on the Titanic together. Scary. By

692
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: the way, we didn't yellow saying the World Series Game

693
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Speaker 1: six is tonight. You got all flavorgasted. I love how

694
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,840
Speaker 1: sports makes you impatient. No, it's like, you know what,

695
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 1: none of my teams are in it, so I just

696
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 1: don't care. You know, I'm like the Astros. Who are

697
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: they playing? They're playing and the Nationals have never won

698
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: a World Series? Would kind of cool. So I'm so

699
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 1: behind the Nationals. That is baseball, right, Yes, yes, we

700
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 1: have to take a break because straight A's standing up.

701
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 1: He stands up when he gets mad angry. Okay, so

702
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,800
Speaker 1: once again, go to sign Elvis duranbook dot com. Or

703
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: if you want to come to Staten Island, Barnes and Noble,

704
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 1: go to Elvis duranbook dot com. All right, Duran, I

705
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:56,120
Speaker 1: love musical morning show. So Gandhi thinks she's the hot

706
00:36:56,200 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 1: sauce queen on the morning show. No, it's me. I'm

707
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 1: hooked on Cholula hot sauce. In fact, I just picked

708
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 1: up my favorite flavorite sweet haberniero put it on my

709
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: eggs this morning. You should do the same. Pick up Cholula.

710
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 1: Tell your friends so funny, I don't know we say

711
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: when the mics are off, So let me just let

712
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,400
Speaker 1: me let you know about what I'm going through. Now,

713
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: can we talk about the guy here who's driving the ships? Yes?

714
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 1: All right, So, as the host of the show, I

715
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: need to make a decision. We only have a few

716
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 1: minutes to talk here. We're running kind of late. So

717
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:38,279
Speaker 1: either we could talk to Carolina, our superstar producer at

718
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: WHY one hundred in Miami, about how a cock roach

719
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,360
Speaker 1: crawled into her ear or are we gonna talk about Froggy,

720
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:47,359
Speaker 1: whose wife isn't speaking to her because he farted. These

721
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: are the decisions I have to manage. This is just

722
00:37:49,880 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 1: amazing topics. I want both straight Nate Seriously, they should

723
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,400
Speaker 1: give us a raid. And we're number one in New

724
00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: York the ratings number one. I agree, one now and

725
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: one later. Okay, let's talk to Carolina, because I love Carolyna. Hi, Carolina, Hey,

726
00:38:03,520 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: hey baby, how are you. I'm okay. You can hear

727
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:07,960
Speaker 1: what I have to go through. I have to decide

728
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: whether to talk to you about a cock roach crawling

729
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: into your ear hole, or I can talk to Froggy

730
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: about how Lisa isn't talking to him because he farted.

731
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: This is on that one though I would not talk

732
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:22,360
Speaker 1: to froggy after he farted either fart. I mean, we'll

733
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: get to that later. So I was having in a

734
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 1: conversation with Gandhi and she asked me the question, is

735
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:32,080
Speaker 1: there anything that has happened to you that nobody believes

736
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 1: because it sounds like one of those ridiculous myths that

737
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,439
Speaker 1: kids tell in middle school. And he said, no, why,

738
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,640
Speaker 1: And then I told him your story? Yeah, so what

739
00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 1: what happened? And yeah, what happened to her? All right,

740
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 1: So you definitely gotta get ready for this one because

741
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: I can't even say it without like my hair raising. Okay,

742
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: I was sleeping and a roach just crawled into my ear.

743
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: It was like a little baby roach, and it was

744
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: one of the most painful experiences of my life. It

745
00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: was horrible. Okay, so you were and you definitely felt

746
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Speaker 1: like a tickle and then all of a sudden it hurt. No,

747
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: I didn't. The thing is, I didn't even feel it

748
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Speaker 1: go into my ear. I woke up to the like

749
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Speaker 1: a big ear pain and it was just like moving. Apparently,

750
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Speaker 1: according to the doctors, it just kept moving and moving

751
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 1: and moving to the ear drum and that's what caused

752
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:20,880
Speaker 1: the ear pain. So there was a cockroach like sitting

753
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: on your sitting on your ear drum. Yeah, like it

754
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 1: was like it was like on one of those old

755
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 1: school a swimming pool diving boards. Pretty much. It was

756
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 1: having a full party in there. And okay, I let

757
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. What did it sound like?

758
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: It must have sounded like something like what did it

759
00:39:40,280 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: sound like? No, it had no sound. It literally just

760
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 1: because of all of the pressure the ear drum. I

761
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 1: guess can't really it doesn't bring out a sound, but

762
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:53,359
Speaker 1: it had no sound. It was just painful. How did

763
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: they get the cockroach out of your ear? So they

764
00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:59,839
Speaker 1: got a syringe and they stilled it with like water,

765
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: and they they stuck all that water in there, and

766
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 1: they had me tilt my head to the side and

767
00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 1: then when I did, like the wing came out one

768
00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 1: by one, like the head came out. Oh so so

769
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Speaker 1: it came it fell apart in your ear canal pretty much.

770
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Speaker 1: And I just love, like, every time I think about it,

771
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, I pray to God, no baby roaches stay.

772
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: Didn't I know. Can you imagine he's like you your

773
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:33,840
Speaker 1: ears It's like a cockroach condo. So they're satisfied that

774
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: every piece of the cockroach came out of your ear?

775
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:41,640
Speaker 1: Your ear? Well that's what the doctor thinks. He did say,

776
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:45,320
Speaker 1: Look it, roaches are so small. I wouldn't be surprised

777
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 1: if a little piece of something sad in there. But god,

778
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,760
Speaker 1: the poor little drummer roach. Can you imagine the stiffing

779
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:56,840
Speaker 1: outside of her head? Going here, roach, come here? Come on.

780
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: It's like like I take a string and pulled it

781
00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:02,680
Speaker 1: by pretending it's like a cat. Yeah, come on, follow

782
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: this training out, little cockroach. Well so how long ago

783
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: was this? This was when I was maybe like eleven?

784
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 1: So do you ever do you ever get scared to

785
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: go to sleep because you know that there's a chance.

786
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: Oh yes, totally traumatized after that. I sleep with my

787
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 1: hands like covered over my ears. I to sleep with

788
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: something wrapped around my head. I don't trust the dark.

789
00:41:24,640 --> 00:41:29,480
Speaker 1: I don't trust creatures. I do not trust roaches. There

790
00:41:29,560 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 1: you go. I'm glad that we decided to talk about

791
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,480
Speaker 1: this and not the fact that Froggy's wife isn't speaking

792
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: to him because he farted. All right, Well, look, I'm

793
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: glad you're okay, But you know, I'm sure this has

794
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 1: happened to many people and We're going to get back

795
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: to this after the phone tapping like fifteen twenty minutes,

796
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,160
Speaker 1: and Karlyn, thank you so much for making us sound

797
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 1: so good in South Florida. We appreciate it. Thank you,

798
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: We love you, even even with a cockroach in your head,

799
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: We love it. Goodbye. There you have it. God. When

800
00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:57,440
Speaker 1: she told me that, I was like, huh, all right,

801
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:01,399
Speaker 1: so I want to hear from other people's something weird.

802
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: So weird has happened to you and no one believes you.

803
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: Text us at fifty five, one hundred moths and mosquitos, roaches, whatever.

804
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,000
Speaker 1: Let's get into the three things you need to know.

805
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: But are they The Kincaid Fire in California is still

806
00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: really challenging firefighters. The fire has grown to more than

807
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: seventy three thousand acres. Yesterday it was at fifty four

808
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:23,399
Speaker 1: thousand acres and now it's only fifteen percent contained. Two

809
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: hundred thousand people ordered to evacuate, and they say that

810
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: it's going to be even harder to fight that fire

811
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: today because it's going to be really windy. We talked

812
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,359
Speaker 1: about yesterday. Lebron James is one of the people who

813
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: has had to leave his property because the fires are coming,

814
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:38,040
Speaker 1: so it's very sad for them. Doctors now saying that

815
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: Obie's children should actually have weight loss surgery. They used

816
00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: to say maybe not so early, and now they're saying, no,

817
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: it's important because it's causing a lot of complications and

818
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: that they're seeing a lot of children are now at

819
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: risk of living significantly shorter lives than their parents, and

820
00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 1: it's time to get healthy. Yeah, I wish I would

821
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 1: have had that surgery when I was a kid rather

822
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: than an adult. Yeah, okay, and now I don't know,

823
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 1: we're talking about the World Series a little while ago.

824
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: Did you guys see what the Instagram models did? Now, anyone?

825
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:09,360
Speaker 1: They flashed the picture. They were behind the catcher and

826
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: as the astro's pitcher was pitching, pitching, these two girls

827
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 1: were just flashing their boobs. And the best part is

828
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: and I think this makes me want to be friends

829
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: with them. They said it was all to raise awareness

830
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: for breast cancer. They weren't trying to distract the picture.

831
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,279
Speaker 1: They've been banned for life from any Major League Baseball game.

832
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,800
Speaker 1: So put your boobs away, ladies. You're not allowed to

833
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: do that at a game. So you're telling me they

834
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,359
Speaker 1: cannot go to a Major League Baseball game in any

835
00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: city in America. Ever, they're not going to recognize him

836
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: with their imagine. I can't get to put them in

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00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 1: a lineup and make him take I've seen you. Thank you, Gandhi.

838
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: All right, we have a free book phone tap on

839
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:56,080
Speaker 1: the way. Good morning, God Show. Welcome to Hot Sauce Jeopardy. Oh,

840
00:43:56,480 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: what the answer is original green Pepper, sweet haban arrow, Chipotle?

841
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 1: Does you even have the sauce jeopardy question? What is cholula? Yeah? Yeah,

842
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: you know what the thing about hot sauce it shouldn't

843
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:18,719
Speaker 1: overpower whatever you're eating. You definitely want that heat, but

844
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: you want the flavor. And that's where cholula wins. With

845
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 1: all these different flavors. Whatever whatever you're eating, you put

846
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: a couple of dots or a big old vat of

847
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: cholula on there, and it changes everything. The flavor first,

848
00:44:31,719 --> 00:44:34,319
Speaker 1: and then the heat and sometimes even what you're drinking,

849
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: because you pour a little bit of that into a

850
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:38,719
Speaker 1: bloody Mary and it's amusing. So I love heat, and

851
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:42,680
Speaker 1: I love flavor, and I love bloody Mary. Perfect sauce

852
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: for you. I think the Sunday, my bloody Mary ritual

853
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,839
Speaker 1: will continue with Cholula. Uh. It makes everything tastes better.

854
00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: Cholula has that smooth texture, delicious blend of spices that

855
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: compliments almost everything. I mean, put it on everything, even

856
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 1: your dessert. Uh. Call to action, here we go. Try

857
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: it for your self and then tell your friends about it.

858
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: The one with a wooden cap we LOVELA thank you

859
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:15,440
Speaker 1: to everyone who's texting in saying hi wherever you are

860
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 1: and whatever you're doing. Thanks for taking the time out

861
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: to Texas. I know it takes you know, a whole

862
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 1: five seconds out of your day. It's a lot of seconds.

863
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: You'll never get him back. So many people were saying

864
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:27,680
Speaker 1: so many great things about the book. They've read it.

865
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 1: They uh, they feel like they know us better because

866
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: I talk about you. Guys. Hello. My favorite story, um,

867
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: that I told in the book is actually about you, Danielle.

868
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 1: Really about nine to eleven. Yeah, I cry every time

869
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,520
Speaker 1: I read that passage. Do make me cry now please.

870
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 1: That was a really tough chapter. Yeah it was. Yeah,

871
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 1: And to relive it and read it was tough too,

872
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,719
Speaker 1: you know what I think? Um, And this is going

873
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:55,600
Speaker 1: somewhere about the way. We're running really late. We have

874
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 1: a phone tap on the way. But I got to

875
00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 1: tell you something that was the closest I've ever felt,

876
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,520
Speaker 1: like what it would be like to be a parent,

877
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: because when nine to eleven happened, and when I watched

878
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:12,120
Speaker 1: Danielle and her reaction in response to the tower falling

879
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 1: right in front of us, I hurt. I could feel

880
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: her pain, and I really think, I'm assuming that's part

881
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,919
Speaker 1: of what being a parent about. You feel your pain, right, yeah?

882
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: You know like it. It's interesting you say that because

883
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,719
Speaker 1: I remember as a kid going through a lot of anxiety,

884
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:32,160
Speaker 1: and I know that my youngest has some small anxieties,

885
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: and I see what he goes through, and I go, oh,

886
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,759
Speaker 1: my gosh, I remember feeling that exact pain, and I

887
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,799
Speaker 1: wish that I could take all of that from him

888
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 1: and give it to myself. I don't want him to

889
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: have to go through that. That's how I felt. Yeah,

890
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:48,040
Speaker 1: when I watched what you were going through, what championship,

891
00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: I can't even imagine what that was like. I actually

892
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: went to the World Trade Center yesterday, and I told you,

893
00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 1: I was with little kids and I was trying to

894
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:56,160
Speaker 1: explain to them these towers were huge, and they were

895
00:46:56,200 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: filled with people airplanes hit them and they came down

896
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 1: in the middle of this city and it's like mind blowing.

897
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:04,359
Speaker 1: Oh man, wait this this book is I as signed

898
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:09,440
Speaker 1: it to Jamie. Why why it's waiting to be picked up? Okay, yeah, anyway,

899
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: so uh A few minutes later, as this is from

900
00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 1: the book, this is what gets me every time. A

901
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: few minutes later, as we were going off the air

902
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,560
Speaker 1: we saw another huge plume of smoke as the first

903
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: tower began to give way. I'll never forget watching Danielle

904
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,719
Speaker 1: fall to the ground as the tower did, and while

905
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,360
Speaker 1: our studio was soundproofed against outside noise, I'll never forget

906
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: hearing her sobs from the other side of the glass.

907
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: My sweet sister, Danielle. She didn't deserve to have to

908
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:45,239
Speaker 1: witness this. And I think about that you. I think

909
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: about you every time, and I just so. The other night,

910
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: there's a there was a meaning. Actually, last no two

911
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: nights ago, I had a dream that Alex and I

912
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 1: adopted a baby girl. And of course, you know when

913
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 1: I woke up and came back to reality. Actually, and

914
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,720
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in the dream. I remember seeing Alex walking

915
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: walking with her and she was holding onto one finger

916
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: and walking beside him, and uh, and I'll I don't know.

917
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 1: I just the thought of us having a child was

918
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 1: we'll never do that. I mean, we have a schnauzer.

919
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: But I but I in my dream, Uh, I remember

920
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 1: Alex looking down at our little daughter and saying, hey,

921
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: your daddy's a little girl. And I was thinking, oh

922
00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,479
Speaker 1: my god, should we adopt a kid? And you're sleep

923
00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: It seems like a great plan, but it's twenty four seven. Yeah,

924
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: let's get a cactus. Yeah, I love you know, rather

925
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: than a child, Let's get a succulent. Yes. They are

926
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: much more durable than children anyway. So I think I

927
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:49,360
Speaker 1: think that day was when I first realized probably what

928
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: one component of being a parent is totally. Yeah, I

929
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,160
Speaker 1: love you, Daniel, I love you too. All right, let's

930
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,439
Speaker 1: do a free book? Uh yeah, hey with exciting fun

931
00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 1: paragraphs like the one I just read. What you want

932
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: a copy of this too? Yeah? Come on, it's a

933
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: free book. My books is called Where Do I Begin?

934
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: It actually is a great read. People who listen to

935
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: our show. People who don't know who we are couldn't

936
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:14,439
Speaker 1: give RT's ass. But if you listen to our show,

937
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,279
Speaker 1: I think it really is an interesting read. I want

938
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 1: you to go buy it at what's that web address,

939
00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: Elvis rBook dot com, Yes, Elvis durandbook dot com, and

940
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:25,399
Speaker 1: that'll take you to you know, Barnes and Noble dot

941
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,839
Speaker 1: com and Amazon dot com. It's everywhere. Or go buy

942
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 1: it in a bookstore. I wonder if there are people

943
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 1: who just walk by the display and have never listened

944
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,520
Speaker 1: to this show and think, let me give this a whirl,

945
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,880
Speaker 1: read it and then start listening. Did we get you man? Anyway?

946
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:38,319
Speaker 1: If you want to win one, I'll be caller one

947
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:40,880
Speaker 1: hundred now one eight hundred two two zero one hundred

948
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:44,800
Speaker 1: all this week the best of the Halloween phone taps Elvis,

949
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 1: Elvis durand Elvis durand phone tap. All right, let's get

950
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:53,120
Speaker 1: into it the phone tap with Scary. You did this

951
00:49:53,160 --> 00:49:55,839
Speaker 1: one right, Scary, Yes, I did. Dear Elvis. We had

952
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: a Halloween party at a wedding hall book since summer.

953
00:49:59,120 --> 00:50:01,200
Speaker 1: My friend Lauren is one of the party planners. The

954
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: guy from the wedding hall we've been dealing with has

955
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,399
Speaker 1: been pretty shady, so we've been anticipating something going wrong.

956
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: So why don't you guys pose as the shady guy

957
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: from the wedding hall. Who's going to screw up our

958
00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: Halloween party? Let's phone tapper. This comes from Tricia and Sean.

959
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: They are phone tapping Lauren. All right. Tricia starts to

960
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: call to her friend Lauren and then Scary comes on

961
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,799
Speaker 1: as the shady caterer, which is not a stretch for him.

962
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:31,160
Speaker 1: Let's listen to your phone tap. Hi, what we have

963
00:50:31,239 --> 00:50:33,839
Speaker 1: a big problem. What I got a phone call from

964
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 1: the hall. Yeah. Mr Kenn's being real shady. Yeah. Well,

965
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: now they're telling me that we can't have our party.

966
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I couldn't really talk with my bosses here.

967
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: But he's saying that they have somebody else in that

968
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 1: now they're not letting us to the party. This is

969
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 1: really like Adam are hidding me? I'm your chap with desk.

970
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: I know they care today they got it. Give me

971
00:50:57,200 --> 00:51:03,439
Speaker 1: the number AMANU for him conference us. Yeah. Hello, Hello,

972
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: this is Ken. Hi. Ken, It's Tricia calling about this

973
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: party we were supposed to have on Saturday. I have

974
00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 1: my roommate Lawren on the phone. This is a big

975
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: problem that you're trying to cancel the party on us

976
00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: two days before. Okay, I'm not trying to cancel the party.

977
00:51:15,239 --> 00:51:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that you should have it somewhere else. No,

978
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:20,960
Speaker 1: we cannot have it somewhere else two days before. You're

979
00:51:20,960 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: a very shady individual. And I've known people that have

980
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:27,200
Speaker 1: tried to book parties with you before and you they

981
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:29,920
Speaker 1: all agree. You have to understand something in this business.

982
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: Money talks. There's somebody that we have that is going

983
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 1: to pay double Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. We

984
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 1: had the money, we saw a contract. It's not all

985
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 1: about money. Talks about the first comfort first. And when

986
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: we came to you back in August, you said that

987
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 1: day was ours. Whose there's other people. These are special people,

988
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,600
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm talking about people special people.

989
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: These are special people. These are one in the family member.

990
00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,759
Speaker 1: Did you ever see growing up, Gattie. I don't care

991
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 1: if they're the goodies. I don't care. Are you telling

992
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:09,040
Speaker 1: you the party? Because the goodies, who are special people,

993
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: are willing to pay more money. They got much more

994
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: money than you. It doesn't matter that they have more

995
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:17,400
Speaker 1: money than us. It matters that we start a contract

996
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 1: to have a party, your hole. Contracts are made to

997
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: be broken. People break marriage contracts every single day mariage

998
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: contract in here about party. Now I'm getting married and

999
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:34,800
Speaker 1: there's gonna be major, major problem. You're going to be

1000
00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 1: raised to a china hole to be shut down after

1001
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 1: I write a letter in the answer, so I get

1002
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,760
Speaker 1: I Witness news on your back. Listen, what's your costume

1003
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: gonna be? Are you gonna be a sexy alley cat

1004
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 1: or like a devil? I mean, just think of what

1005
00:52:47,160 --> 00:52:51,279
Speaker 1: you just think of what you're bringing into my catering hall.

1006
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: You this can't happen. We need to have this party, Okay, Listen,

1007
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,920
Speaker 1: all I need is for other people to see what

1008
00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:01,279
Speaker 1: you're not wearing, and my catering hall is going to

1009
00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:04,319
Speaker 1: go down the tubes. You don't give two you try

1010
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: to be ready for you. You want me to get

1011
00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 1: trenching on you because I left watch your back. You

1012
00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:13,800
Speaker 1: can't even afford a cell phone that works properly. With

1013
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 1: all these crackles, I can't even hear you. No, my

1014
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 1: phone is perfect. Okay, it's not perfect. You are not perfect.

1015
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:25,240
Speaker 1: You don't even come close to the importance of growing

1016
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: up gotties? Well up, can you special people? If you

1017
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Growing up gotties or having their

1018
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 1: parties their homes pay triple two days before. Well, you

1019
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,200
Speaker 1: and your little friends can go somewhere else, someone's basement

1020
00:53:38,280 --> 00:53:41,279
Speaker 1: and have kool aid. I'm hanging up now before I

1021
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,840
Speaker 1: ring the net or have somebody else to do it

1022
00:53:43,960 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: right the gotties and I'm calling a lawyer. Hello, Lauren, Yes,

1023
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 1: this is Ken. I know who it is. I'm at

1024
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: work right now. I can't talk about this. I was

1025
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 1: outside on my cell phone. Okay, Finish, don't worry about it.

1026
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. We don't want it at your tray.

1027
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: She whole. It's your problem now, buddy, it's your problem,

1028
00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: a problem, Lauren. Yes, this is Scary Jones. When I

1029
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:09,840
Speaker 1: was to right in the morning show, you got phone tapped.

1030
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 1: You could thank Sean. I had nothing to do with this.

1031
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:20,080
Speaker 1: Don't get in troubleshop, trishapars in a roommate, Trishop Scary, Yes,

1032
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,239
Speaker 1: you knew it would work with you morning and I said,

1033
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 1: there's no way anyhow. I have a gift phone tap.

1034
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 1: I know everyone's voices. Michael open Hi, everybody there you go.

1035
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: There was a Halloween phone tap. Yeah, I was casuling

1036
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 1: the catering hall. Where'd you listening no eating. Oh my god,

1037
00:54:37,239 --> 00:54:38,960
Speaker 1: you're eating in my ear. All right, So there you go.

1038
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:42,160
Speaker 1: There's our free book. Phone tap, and let's all say

1039
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 1: hi to Jenny. Hi, Jenny, Jenny, your caller one hundred.

1040
00:54:47,320 --> 00:54:48,959
Speaker 1: You just want a copy of Where Do I Begin?

1041
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:52,320
Speaker 1: Oh my, can't wait? How every side have to tell you?

1042
00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,560
Speaker 1: Dack In nineteen ninety three, I talk to you. I

1043
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:59,879
Speaker 1: want tickets to your birthday bash And it was about her.

1044
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,640
Speaker 1: I turned Darby and grand durand oh my god, my god,

1045
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 1: do you remember them? Oh my god. It was so

1046
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: funny because I thought you were cheasing, and you made

1047
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,319
Speaker 1: me stay on here. Oh Elvis, please don't cheuse me. Yeah.

1048
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 1: Well look and all these years have passed and now

1049
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: you're back. Listen. Thank you for being with us for

1050
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 1: so many years, Jenny. That's it's an honor, it truly is.

1051
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you. I'm so excited to change your book.

1052
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: I'm going on vacation next week. I can't wait. Wait,

1053
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:30,000
Speaker 1: Hold on, where are you going. I'm going to Jamaica

1054
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: with my family. Enjoy, have a great time. Remind me

1055
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,719
Speaker 1: to tell you the story about the three legged cat

1056
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,799
Speaker 1: in Jamaica. Hold on one second, oh joy, enjoy your

1057
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: book and thanks for listening. All right, there you go

1058
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:44,439
Speaker 1: another free book phone tap tomorrow because we just don't

1059
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: have a budget to give away anything bigger. And that's okay.

1060
00:55:47,680 --> 00:55:51,919
Speaker 1: Hey uh oh, Froggy, Yeah it's Froggy. Don't be so damn.

1061
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: I know that you're upset because you and your wife

1062
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 1: Lisa are not speaking. Yeah, we went to bed not

1063
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,120
Speaker 1: speaking to each other last night. Well hold on, I

1064
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: have her on the line. Oh, if you still talk

1065
00:56:00,600 --> 00:56:05,839
Speaker 1: to you. Good morning, Lisa, Good morning. So Froggy says

1066
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: you're not speaking to him because he farted. Is this true? Yes,

1067
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,279
Speaker 1: I'm super pissed off. It's disgusting and I don't need

1068
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:16,919
Speaker 1: that before I go to bed. So yeah, no, so okay,

1069
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:19,960
Speaker 1: So was this like a it just accidentally seeped out

1070
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 1: or is it one of those where he lifts his

1071
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: leg and pulls his arm back and goes Europe. I

1072
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: was laying in the bed na na Now, he asked

1073
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: me first. Okay, Lisa, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm asking Lisa.

1074
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 1: Froggy let her answer. I'm sorry, mont Lisa, go ahead,

1075
00:56:32,719 --> 00:56:35,239
Speaker 1: what happened? It was one of those you know, I

1076
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,240
Speaker 1: finally get tired. I have a hard time sleeping anyway,

1077
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, this long, drawn out

1078
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: fart that felt like it was never going to end.

1079
00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 1: It happened. You see her phone like, it's no big deal,

1080
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,720
Speaker 1: and I'm so pissed off. I got up and slept

1081
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:54,399
Speaker 1: the room. I'm like, this is ridiculous and rude. You're mad, Yeah,

1082
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 1: you're damn right. I'm mad because I don't know, it

1083
00:56:56,520 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 1: just smelled. Just think it's funny, and it was. It's

1084
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: so long. You've had enough. Hold on. I must assume

1085
00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: that after a while you get tired of hearing them

1086
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:12,640
Speaker 1: because to him it's funny, and you're like, right, no,

1087
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: it's not funny. It stinks. But wait, So about forty

1088
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,720
Speaker 1: minutes before that, he's standing in the hallway of the

1089
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 1: bedroom and the dining room and says, oh, I gotta fart,

1090
00:57:22,560 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: and stands in the hallway and bends over, and you

1091
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,600
Speaker 1: know how, he does lifts his leg another long one.

1092
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, could you go do that the

1093
00:57:29,600 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 1: other room? Froggy stopped beating the fern, and then he

1094
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: wonders why he's not getting laid all the time. Okay,

1095
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: so Frog, thank you for bringing that up. I'm so sorry, interrup,

1096
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 1: because he always tells me, you know, you should be hot,

1097
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,360
Speaker 1: you really need to be hot, you need to act hot.

1098
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 1: You oh really, because that's okay, well that's that's a

1099
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: whole separate thing. And you know, and Foggy, that's not cool.

1100
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,120
Speaker 1: You should never say that to her. Now, that's rude.

1101
00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:56,880
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta dry my tears. I'm leaving. Yeah,

1102
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 1: you know, hold on a second, I gotta defend myself. Yesterday,

1103
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: all day long, I totally said that my stomach was hurting.

1104
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, all day, She's like ill wanted to go

1105
00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, Like I don't have to. I just

1106
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 1: I have a very bad stomach ache all day. And

1107
00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 1: so last night it started clearing up, and so it

1108
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:13,560
Speaker 1: was obviously gas. I know, look, looks, we understand how

1109
00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: the body works frog no offense, but when you turn

1110
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:20,520
Speaker 1: it into like sport, when you when you start laughing.

1111
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,440
Speaker 1: But okay, hold on, the one in the one in

1112
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: the dining room was was not that big a deal.

1113
00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 1: I mean it was really she made a big deal

1114
00:58:26,400 --> 00:58:28,640
Speaker 1: out of nothing. The one in the bed, I understand

1115
00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: it was. It was very long and very drawn out,

1116
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: but it was a good one. And I did it

1117
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 1: under the covers. I didn't. I didn't like fluff the

1118
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 1: covers up and down to get it to come out

1119
00:58:37,520 --> 00:58:40,840
Speaker 1: or anything that. I didn't do that. I didn't do that,

1120
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:44,000
Speaker 1: frog frog. You knew she was at the end of

1121
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,200
Speaker 1: her rope with you and your farting, and so you

1122
00:58:46,560 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: what do you expect? She got tired, she get tired

1123
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: of it. I did not talk to me, and then

1124
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:51,880
Speaker 1: I said, are you not You're not gonna say speak

1125
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: to me and take a night anything? Nothing? Not? I mean,

1126
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: just come like I could have died in that bed.

1127
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: She would have not even spoken down. Okay, Okay, now

1128
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,320
Speaker 1: now you're you're ridiculing. Yeah, yeah, you're being ridiculous. Now

1129
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 1: you're exaggerating. That was it totally on purpose? Or no,

1130
00:59:04,880 --> 00:59:06,560
Speaker 1: here's what happens. My stomach was hurting and all of

1131
00:59:06,600 --> 00:59:08,480
Speaker 1: a sudden it was like three to two one, here

1132
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:09,840
Speaker 1: it comes us. No, I mean I couldn't have got

1133
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,080
Speaker 1: it run the room. That was nothing I gonna do.

1134
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: It was the most powerable. That was the most powerful

1135
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: thing ever out of my butt was froggy. When you farted,

1136
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,920
Speaker 1: was your butt facing her? Like? Did you go? No? No,

1137
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 1: the other way was facing away from her. It's going

1138
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,320
Speaker 1: to dissipeate eventually. I'm on te Lisa to be honest.

1139
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm too. Yeah, I mean I haven't read so

1140
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: you just you were at the end of your rope

1141
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,200
Speaker 1: with his But you get so madly say and when

1142
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,760
Speaker 1: you fart. I don't get mad because I don't stand there,

1143
00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:44,840
Speaker 1: bend it, lift my leg. Think it's sort you shouldn't.

1144
00:59:44,880 --> 00:59:49,400
Speaker 1: You shouldn't get into like a pose. But the impotency

1145
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: of your fart does not depend on how you push

1146
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,400
Speaker 1: it out. Froggy, Hey, you know what you you know

1147
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: what we're saying. You know what you're doing. You know

1148
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:02,800
Speaker 1: that you're doing it to be of farty bully. My

1149
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: stomach was hurting, I couldn't run. You know what. No

1150
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,960
Speaker 1: one's listening to your huge justification. It ain't working. I

1151
01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:13,920
Speaker 1: know you, I know, Lisa. Look, I get so mad

1152
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,200
Speaker 1: over things that don't matter, like the fart. Smell goes

1153
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: away in a couple of minutes from No. For me,

1154
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 1: farts are like psychological warfare because I think about that

1155
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: I am now breathing into my body what you just

1156
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:26,680
Speaker 1: pushed out of your body because it wasn't supposed to

1157
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,280
Speaker 1: be there, and now you forced it on me, and

1158
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: then I want to puke. You know what I think

1159
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,400
Speaker 1: about when when that smell comes out, I think of

1160
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 1: like a big like a cave with like a pile

1161
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:37,920
Speaker 1: of duty in it, and a hot breeze blues out

1162
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 1: that smell. It's like you got hunt chunks in there

1163
01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:48,120
Speaker 1: and you're blowing air by it. I'm sorry, I'm team Lisa.

1164
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:51,000
Speaker 1: I do want to apologize for one thing. No, I'm

1165
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,960
Speaker 1: sorry that I laughed so hard, but it was so funny.

1166
01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 1: I think all Lisa's asking is this, And Lisa tell

1167
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:59,480
Speaker 1: me if I'm wrong, But I think she just wants

1168
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:02,080
Speaker 1: you to understand her point of view for just a

1169
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,800
Speaker 1: moment like it. It does get to be a bit much,

1170
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:08,680
Speaker 1: and you if you could find a way to be

1171
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:13,760
Speaker 1: a little more adult about it, you know what, say

1172
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,480
Speaker 1: you get up and run when I have to do it? No,

1173
01:01:15,880 --> 01:01:20,080
Speaker 1: just say no, rather than laughing about it to say it, Look,

1174
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just don't feel well. I mean, rather

1175
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: than getting into a yoga pose to release the beast. Yeah,

1176
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I'm so sorry I did that the

1177
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 1: other day. I'm so sorry. It's like It's just because

1178
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 1: you fart doesn't mean you have to be like Krispy

1179
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:37,720
Speaker 1: Kream And I have like a sign that says hot

1180
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:41,200
Speaker 1: donuts flashing at it like, oh look I just did

1181
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,080
Speaker 1: at Lisa wants me to quarantine myself and put on

1182
01:01:44,120 --> 01:01:46,800
Speaker 1: a freaking hazmat say, I'm sorry, I love you. Sorry,

1183
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: that's all you have to do. You call caller off

1184
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: the air. I'm at least I'm so sorry this happened

1185
01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:53,520
Speaker 1: to you. Maybe if you put on the hazmat suit

1186
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 1: and fogged yourself out, you would understand what Lisa was going. Yeah.

1187
01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:59,280
Speaker 1: The fact that you emphasize it is a lot worse.

1188
01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: All right, Lisa, we love you, and look you know what,

1189
01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,520
Speaker 1: We love it, and we love Froggy. He's my brother

1190
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: and I typically see his side, but today I have

1191
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: to side with with you with one than Are we

1192
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:14,760
Speaker 1: gonna talk later? Are you gonna talk to me later? No,

1193
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 1: as long as you don't do your yoga post farting.

1194
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,600
Speaker 1: I do think I know him very well. I think

1195
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:25,520
Speaker 1: he understands now. So I'm hoping that you can. You can,

1196
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: like you know, you can come to the table and

1197
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,960
Speaker 1: be cool. It's just but I'm so sorry you had

1198
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,320
Speaker 1: to deal with that. Well, thank you. I love the interaction.

1199
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: I love you too. We have to go, I love you,

1200
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:40,560
Speaker 1: love you call her during the song and be cool. Okay,

1201
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: she loves flowers. It really truly was. I don't want

1202
01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:47,880
Speaker 1: to it's not it's not something you'd be proud of.

1203
01:02:47,960 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 1: It's something you just need to look people fart I

1204
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,080
Speaker 1: get it all right, Danielle. We couldn't get to your

1205
01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,680
Speaker 1: daniel report here because we had to talk about Froggy farting.

1206
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,840
Speaker 1: This is much more entertainment. What do you have coming up?

1207
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 1: Let's talk about Liza being psyched because she was a

1208
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 1: Jeopardy And why do we pay you money if you

1209
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:09,440
Speaker 1: say a part conversations, we're entertaining what you're contributing. Okay,

1210
01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 1: Lizzo did what she was happy because she was on

1211
01:03:12,080 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: Jeopardy like a Jeopardy question. Okay, you're right, farting is

1212
01:03:15,080 --> 01:03:19,920
Speaker 1: more interested say please miss part of today's show. Elvis

1213
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:25,840
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1220
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:57,440
Speaker 1: love your show. Hey, what does that mean? Here we go.

1221
01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:16,640
Speaker 1: It's awesome, so fun to listen to the morning show.

1222
01:04:16,720 --> 01:04:18,800
Speaker 1: Let's go around the room. See what's on your mind, Danielle.

1223
01:04:18,840 --> 01:04:21,000
Speaker 1: Let's start with you. What's going on all right? So? Um,

1224
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,080
Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you again to all

1225
01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:26,000
Speaker 1: of the listeners who have been so kind. And when

1226
01:04:26,080 --> 01:04:29,040
Speaker 1: I meet you out, the first question is how's your dad?

1227
01:04:29,400 --> 01:04:31,920
Speaker 1: And it's just so sweet and so caring, and they

1228
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,480
Speaker 1: really do care and want to know how he is.

1229
01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:36,840
Speaker 1: So I want you to know I really do appreciate

1230
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:38,280
Speaker 1: it and it really does mean a lot to me.

1231
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,840
Speaker 1: So thank you very much. What are you gonna go

1232
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 1: see your dad today? Yam? I've been going to see

1233
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:43,800
Speaker 1: him every single day after the show, and yesterday he

1234
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,919
Speaker 1: was asleep because they were doing tests. So I'm hoping

1235
01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:48,640
Speaker 1: today because he's not one hundred percent awake yet anyway,

1236
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 1: but he gave me a smile, so that makes me happy.

1237
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,480
Speaker 1: Give them a little kiss on the forehead from Jay Well, yes,

1238
01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:56,520
Speaker 1: I love Roy. Hey, what's up Scarty? You know, I

1239
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:59,120
Speaker 1: know we kind of touched on it yesterday, but Danielle,

1240
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:01,360
Speaker 1: I really want to say you and your husband really

1241
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:05,520
Speaker 1: won Halloween. From Yeah, oh yeah, you broke Halloween. Do

1242
01:05:05,560 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 1: you know with the pink here it's all her and

1243
01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:09,919
Speaker 1: her makeup? And so I have an idea because you know, thanks,

1244
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:13,200
Speaker 1: thanks you. Halloween is Thursday, the official day. You should

1245
01:05:13,240 --> 01:05:16,400
Speaker 1: just go to every bar and just do that same

1246
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:19,880
Speaker 1: costume and clean up and just win all that cash.

1247
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:25,640
Speaker 1: There's so much cash at steak. I think you'll win

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01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:29,360
Speaker 1: every single content. Thanks. I think I think those costumes

1249
01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:32,480
Speaker 1: deserve more than cash prizes. I mean would be nice.

1250
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 1: Tell you if you're following uh Danielle on Instagram Radio

1251
01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,400
Speaker 1: daniel what's it called? Radio Danielle Man? Yeah? Look, and

1252
01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: how beautiful they look. It's unbelievable. You think, like I said,

1253
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,800
Speaker 1: you broke Halloween. We had pay producer Sam. What's up

1254
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,080
Speaker 1: with you? No, I want to tell everyone how important

1255
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:51,200
Speaker 1: traditions are, no matter how old you are, and whether

1256
01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:53,320
Speaker 1: you're talking about with your family or with friends. It

1257
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:57,160
Speaker 1: doesn't matter because I carve pumpkins with my family every year,

1258
01:05:57,480 --> 01:05:59,440
Speaker 1: and I remember being an angsty team where it like

1259
01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 1: got wave my schedule and I'd hate it. And I

1260
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 1: went this weekend and I was having so much fun

1261
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,800
Speaker 1: watching like my little sisters, and everyone's grown up and

1262
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:09,320
Speaker 1: we still do this every year. So this is going

1263
01:06:09,360 --> 01:06:11,000
Speaker 1: to be meaningful for the rest of my life. And

1264
01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,160
Speaker 1: it's a great thing I share with my family. So

1265
01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: angsty teens, hold onto your traditions. On angsty teeny teen,

1266
01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:20,320
Speaker 1: So I'm still an angsty teen, just like ext teen.

1267
01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: This sounds like the name of a figure skater. Yeah,

1268
01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,640
Speaker 1: I have an angsty teen at home. Would you like

1269
01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:26,840
Speaker 1: to borrow him? Yeah? Come come? How is he with

1270
01:06:26,920 --> 01:06:30,200
Speaker 1: covering pumpkins? Hey? Gandhi, what's up? I just want to

1271
01:06:30,280 --> 01:06:32,560
Speaker 1: say to everyone, don't ever hang out with people who

1272
01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 1: have a lot more money than you, because they turn

1273
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,240
Speaker 1: you onto things that you can't afford and then you're

1274
01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:38,360
Speaker 1: just okay. Bobby Brown came in not long ago and

1275
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:39,920
Speaker 1: she gave us this. So she told us about a

1276
01:06:39,960 --> 01:06:43,680
Speaker 1: face cream. Yes, augustiness baiter, I think is what it's called.

1277
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,000
Speaker 1: And she says it's how much of squirt. She said

1278
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,160
Speaker 1: it was like two eighty three for a little bit

1279
01:06:49,200 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 1: of jo Yeah, a little bit in charge. So then

1280
01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:53,280
Speaker 1: the company sent it to us. It's amazing, but I'm like,

1281
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,920
Speaker 1: I gotta make this one last week for the rest

1282
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:58,439
Speaker 1: of my life. I put it on this morning. It's

1283
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:01,240
Speaker 1: so good, they said us, like fifty thousand dollars worth.

1284
01:07:01,560 --> 01:07:04,000
Speaker 1: I know, there's like three tubes. I know. Now I'm hooked.

1285
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,120
Speaker 1: And now I'm like, well, I guess I gotta get

1286
01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:10,360
Speaker 1: a second job to support my face. I cream from there,

1287
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:13,160
Speaker 1: but I'm like, Nope, not gonna happen. But it's great,

1288
01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,680
Speaker 1: Like I totally see y c uses it. However, I'm like, damn,

1289
01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: And every time I scored it my hand, I'm like,

1290
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:18,520
Speaker 1: was that too much that I put something back in

1291
01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: the ball? Hey, I want to talk about a few things.

1292
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:24,840
Speaker 1: May I give an observation uh First of all, New

1293
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:28,720
Speaker 1: York City where we live. You know, because of uh

1294
01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:33,520
Speaker 1: isis leader Abu Baker, I'll Bagdati whatever being killed in

1295
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:39,680
Speaker 1: the raid, they have increased our NYPD security around the

1296
01:07:39,760 --> 01:07:43,520
Speaker 1: city as a precaution. And then this happens when when worldwide?

1297
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:49,920
Speaker 1: When when sorry when global global operations like like operations

1298
01:07:49,960 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: like that occur. Sorry, I can't talk. They raise their

1299
01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: level of security here in the city. And that's just

1300
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 1: part of what it's about living in New York City.

1301
01:08:00,360 --> 01:08:02,480
Speaker 1: One of the bad things, but at the same time

1302
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:04,320
Speaker 1: one of the great things because I feel more secure

1303
01:08:04,400 --> 01:08:07,120
Speaker 1: they're looking out for us. Sometimes I feel safe for

1304
01:08:07,160 --> 01:08:09,120
Speaker 1: in New York City than any other place in the world.

1305
01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:10,720
Speaker 1: And if you if you're in New York here you

1306
01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,440
Speaker 1: understand why. Then I start thinking, well, what would it

1307
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:19,600
Speaker 1: be like if I lived in like like whatever, Screwball, Minnesota,

1308
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:22,599
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, where no one cared if

1309
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 1: there was a major, major problem anywhere in the world.

1310
01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:28,040
Speaker 1: You just live your life. You don't have to worry

1311
01:08:28,080 --> 01:08:31,599
Speaker 1: about heavy police activity because they like the biggest crime

1312
01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 1: in town is a coyote stealing eggs out of a nest,

1313
01:08:35,680 --> 01:08:37,800
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. So where do you want

1314
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,960
Speaker 1: to live? Do you want to live where the action

1315
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:42,679
Speaker 1: is or do you want to live where you can relax?

1316
01:08:43,080 --> 01:08:45,320
Speaker 1: So I'm at that point, like I was thinking about

1317
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:46,920
Speaker 1: this last night. Yeah, and I know I'm a little

1318
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:49,320
Speaker 1: bit fuddled in my speaking. I'm sorry, I shouldn't even

1319
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,240
Speaker 1: be on the radio. I can't speak. But but do

1320
01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:54,720
Speaker 1: you ever wonder, like, like, is it worth it where

1321
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,000
Speaker 1: you're living? I happen to love New York City, and

1322
01:08:57,120 --> 01:08:58,880
Speaker 1: as much as I bitch and moan about how it

1323
01:08:59,040 --> 01:09:04,000
Speaker 1: stinks and it's it's traffic, and it's the thought of

1324
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: leaving here kind of scares me. I just leaving. Why

1325
01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,360
Speaker 1: why would I ever not live here? See, I don't

1326
01:09:10,360 --> 01:09:13,479
Speaker 1: think I could handle a quiet place. We live out

1327
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:15,120
Speaker 1: in the in the suburb. Yeah, but I well, I

1328
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:18,559
Speaker 1: live in in Bergen County, New Jersey, which is yeah,

1329
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:20,600
Speaker 1: which is huge, But I live in a very you know,

1330
01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:22,880
Speaker 1: my areas hustle and bustle and a lot of people,

1331
01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:24,800
Speaker 1: and and you drive in every day. Yeah, I drive

1332
01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:26,320
Speaker 1: in every day. I live in a great town. I

1333
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 1: love it. But I don't think I could, Like I'd

1334
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,400
Speaker 1: love to have a little house in England and visit

1335
01:09:31,479 --> 01:09:34,360
Speaker 1: every now and then there's a garden, a garden. But

1336
01:09:34,439 --> 01:09:37,000
Speaker 1: I can visit those places, like I can't live in

1337
01:09:37,120 --> 01:09:40,000
Speaker 1: those places. You know, well, I tell you so this

1338
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,000
Speaker 1: is the thing. You know. We we spend time in

1339
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:44,160
Speaker 1: Santa Fe, New Mexico, and New York City, and Santa

1340
01:09:44,200 --> 01:09:46,840
Speaker 1: Fe is that place. It is a quiet place where,

1341
01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,599
Speaker 1: like I said the other day, traffic jam in Santa

1342
01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:51,800
Speaker 1: Fe is two cars at a stop sign. Yeah, it's like,

1343
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:55,120
Speaker 1: oh god, it must be rush hour. There's a car

1344
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:59,080
Speaker 1: in front of me, and uh, but it gets very quiet,

1345
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:02,320
Speaker 1: very quiet. Wouldn't you miss the hustle and bustle? Then

1346
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:05,040
Speaker 1: you can have both? Maybe you know what's up? Gandhi.

1347
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:08,440
Speaker 1: I think it's really tough. Like I, so, I've progressively

1348
01:10:08,479 --> 01:10:10,800
Speaker 1: moved to bigger city. So obviously this is my biggest city,

1349
01:10:10,800 --> 01:10:12,720
Speaker 1: and it's taken me a while. I think I'm adjusting now.

1350
01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:16,080
Speaker 1: As I adjust, I don't think I could go back. Yeah. Yeah,

1351
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: everything I want is right here. It's at my fingertips.

1352
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,920
Speaker 1: They'll bring anything to your house, good order, our mattress.

1353
01:10:20,920 --> 01:10:22,599
Speaker 1: It'll be there at two hours on my front door.

1354
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: And then you ask people, well, why do you live

1355
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:27,679
Speaker 1: in Sonoma County, California when you have all these fires?

1356
01:10:28,360 --> 01:10:29,840
Speaker 1: Why do you live in I remember I used to

1357
01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:31,200
Speaker 1: ask my mom and ed why do people live in

1358
01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:33,920
Speaker 1: San Francisco when they have all those earthquakes. Well, that's

1359
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 1: their home. They love it, despite the fact that they

1360
01:10:38,200 --> 01:10:39,920
Speaker 1: may just fall off into the ocean. One day that

1361
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:43,000
Speaker 1: they that's where they call home. Yeah, so this is

1362
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,720
Speaker 1: my home. So when you read my book, you hear

1363
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: about I'm from Dallas, Texas. Actually McKinney, Texas is a

1364
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:51,880
Speaker 1: small little town outside of the little town. And and

1365
01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:54,160
Speaker 1: I somehow ended up in New York City. And I

1366
01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,720
Speaker 1: just don't know why I'm here, how I got here.

1367
01:10:56,760 --> 01:11:00,400
Speaker 1: I'm here, it's my home. Now what Scary? I always

1368
01:11:00,439 --> 01:11:02,599
Speaker 1: know Scary wants to say something because he starts breathing heavily.

1369
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:08,160
Speaker 1: Do you he's back behind me? Goes he's going. I

1370
01:11:08,240 --> 01:11:14,360
Speaker 1: thought Max was here. Do you hear that? Yeah? Okay.

1371
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: I can't picture living anywhere else because the sounds of

1372
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: these sirens, the horns, the noise, pollution. I hate. It's amazing.

1373
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,839
Speaker 1: I love being able to talk fast, being abrupt, abrupt,

1374
01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:27,880
Speaker 1: no patience for anything. This is how I was born

1375
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:29,760
Speaker 1: and raised. And if I go anywhere else, I'll lose

1376
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:31,160
Speaker 1: my mom. I know. But if you thought about it,

1377
01:11:31,160 --> 01:11:33,439
Speaker 1: if you live, if it is an adjustment, absolutely, But

1378
01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:36,400
Speaker 1: can you imagine living somewhere else where your blood pressure

1379
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,759
Speaker 1: probably would be a little lower, you probably would live longer.

1380
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 1: Maybe I can't speak for everyone, but I don't know

1381
01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:45,559
Speaker 1: the jack hammers driving crazy. When I'm walking Max down

1382
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,840
Speaker 1: the street and on his leash, of course, all the

1383
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 1: noise makes him just makes him freeze, and I feel

1384
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:52,160
Speaker 1: sorry for him. But I'm thinking, if that noise pollution

1385
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:54,120
Speaker 1: is making my dog do that, what's it doing to us?

1386
01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:57,760
Speaker 1: And then we're inhaling God knows what I mean. You know,

1387
01:11:57,800 --> 01:11:59,719
Speaker 1: it'd be worse if I was sleeping with Froggi's farting

1388
01:11:59,760 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 1: on me all night. But you know, here I am

1389
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:04,759
Speaker 1: in the city, inhaling all these things and the mystery

1390
01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:07,960
Speaker 1: liquid that drips from a ball. But at the end

1391
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:10,439
Speaker 1: of the day, you know, the terrorists from around the world,

1392
01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:12,720
Speaker 1: they all have New York City or right there in

1393
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,160
Speaker 1: their scope that is New York City is all. Well,

1394
01:12:15,200 --> 01:12:18,400
Speaker 1: I know, find some place else you want to blow up.

1395
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:21,000
Speaker 1: When I was pregnant, I remember the nurse saying to me,

1396
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:24,040
Speaker 1: you can protect that baby right now. They're in your stomach.

1397
01:12:24,280 --> 01:12:26,320
Speaker 1: But when it comes out and breeds the Jersey air,

1398
01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:29,040
Speaker 1: it's on its own. I know. My favorite thing is

1399
01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:31,000
Speaker 1: when you drive out my New York Air part, you

1400
01:12:31,080 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 1: smell all those chemraparts exit. We always call it the

1401
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:39,240
Speaker 1: thirteen smells of New Jersey. Part is that New Jersey

1402
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:41,760
Speaker 1: has so much to offer. It really does. But yet

1403
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:43,800
Speaker 1: when you say that, so many people think of that

1404
01:12:43,960 --> 01:12:46,479
Speaker 1: one exit on the Turnpike. It's gross stinks. When I

1405
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,680
Speaker 1: was moving here, Elvis texted me the night before I

1406
01:12:48,720 --> 01:12:50,599
Speaker 1: got here, where are you and what are you smelling?

1407
01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:52,639
Speaker 1: And I told him I was on a train smelling

1408
01:12:52,720 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 1: hummus and he said, that's as good as it's gonna

1409
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:56,400
Speaker 1: get sweet either. Thirteen smells and nine of them are

1410
01:12:56,439 --> 01:13:02,559
Speaker 1: body fluids. Exactly that my advice, Yeah, what's up? Straight name,

1411
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:06,800
Speaker 1: I live in Connecticut. Where in the world stop it?

1412
01:13:07,280 --> 01:13:09,240
Speaker 1: But no, when I moved here, I lived in New

1413
01:13:09,320 --> 01:13:11,960
Speaker 1: York City for five years and it was probably the

1414
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: best five years of my life. But you definitely have

1415
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,519
Speaker 1: a toll taken on your body when you live in

1416
01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:20,599
Speaker 1: the city. I didn't realize how quiet it was until

1417
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:23,439
Speaker 1: I left, how quiet it can be outside of the city.

1418
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:26,240
Speaker 1: The quiet outside of New York City is definite. It's

1419
01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:29,559
Speaker 1: really definitely, there's an audible ring to it, right because

1420
01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:32,479
Speaker 1: when I'm in the city, there's there's subways, there's drunk people,

1421
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:37,160
Speaker 1: there's cars, there's horns. Jack Camers jack hammers. Every jack

1422
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:41,640
Speaker 1: they're hammering. Yeah, it's just a different world. But I

1423
01:13:41,680 --> 01:13:44,360
Speaker 1: would seriously recommend anybody living in New York City for

1424
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,600
Speaker 1: a short period of time. I say everyone should be

1425
01:13:47,760 --> 01:13:50,000
Speaker 1: required to live here for five years out of your life,

1426
01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:54,000
Speaker 1: like a survival course. And then I could have lived

1427
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:55,840
Speaker 1: in New York City for at least a year, but

1428
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,360
Speaker 1: I never did. You still can't. No, I know, I'm

1429
01:13:58,360 --> 01:14:01,439
Speaker 1: not going to watch up frog. It is difficult to

1430
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:03,200
Speaker 1: adjust to a new area, but it's fun because like,

1431
01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 1: for example, I lived in South Florida and I didn't

1432
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:07,760
Speaker 1: realize how quiet it is when you live out in

1433
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:09,320
Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere. And where I live now, I

1434
01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:11,599
Speaker 1: live about thirty minutes outside of Jacksonville in an area

1435
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:14,599
Speaker 1: called Pontavidra, and Daniel's been been to my house. When

1436
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:16,439
Speaker 1: you go outside of night, you hear frogs and you

1437
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:19,400
Speaker 1: hear all all you hear are just what is wildlife

1438
01:14:19,439 --> 01:14:22,559
Speaker 1: and animals and it's so so neat. I love calling

1439
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 1: the gators out. I did a gator call and the

1440
01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:28,200
Speaker 1: gators start coming out. They do. There's alligators and frogs

1441
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:31,080
Speaker 1: and all gators in my backyard. Keep your freaking gators.

1442
01:14:32,240 --> 01:14:33,560
Speaker 1: So it was the other night. You know, we have

1443
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:35,160
Speaker 1: a house in Jersey as well, out in the middle

1444
01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 1: of nowhere. So the other night we're trying to go

1445
01:14:37,240 --> 01:14:39,519
Speaker 1: to sleep and Alex is like, do you hear that?

1446
01:14:39,800 --> 01:14:44,720
Speaker 1: I mean, what do I hear what? It's totally totally quiet. Well,

1447
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,599
Speaker 1: go to sleep. It's it's great, it's really nice. Turn

1448
01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:51,000
Speaker 1: on the fan, make noise. I have to turn a

1449
01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:53,479
Speaker 1: fan on to make noise because it's not noisy enough.

1450
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:55,080
Speaker 1: I see that. I know, but we should live in

1451
01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:56,479
Speaker 1: a world where we don't have to have noise. All right,

1452
01:14:56,520 --> 01:14:58,519
Speaker 1: let me make another observation. Let's move on. Okay, enough

1453
01:14:58,560 --> 01:15:02,640
Speaker 1: of that. Anyway, we're wherever you live, Go outside and

1454
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:05,280
Speaker 1: kiss the ground. It's fabulous, all right. Don't do it

1455
01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:08,600
Speaker 1: in New York City because you'll get a disease immediately. Yeah. No,

1456
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:11,040
Speaker 1: wonder Gandhi wants people to take her shoes off when

1457
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:13,479
Speaker 1: they visit her apartment. Yeah, because we're walking around on

1458
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,640
Speaker 1: dog crass. You know, I've been spraying the bottom of

1459
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:18,080
Speaker 1: my shoes with lysol. That's good when I walk in

1460
01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:20,000
Speaker 1: the house. You should. All the weekend when we were

1461
01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:21,880
Speaker 1: walking around, every time we walk through something there or

1462
01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:23,320
Speaker 1: something going on. I'm like, in, this is why we

1463
01:15:23,360 --> 01:15:24,760
Speaker 1: take our shoes off in the house. I get it

1464
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:27,559
Speaker 1: all right, Okay, switching gears, I'm gonna talk about Selena Gomez.

1465
01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:31,000
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez was our guest on the show yesterday. Her

1466
01:15:31,040 --> 01:15:33,280
Speaker 1: two new songs that she released within twenty four hours

1467
01:15:33,320 --> 01:15:35,400
Speaker 1: off each other, are great, and they really truly tell

1468
01:15:35,560 --> 01:15:37,400
Speaker 1: you a story about where she is in her life

1469
01:15:37,479 --> 01:15:40,760
Speaker 1: or where she's been and what she's feeling. That the

1470
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:44,200
Speaker 1: one song um to Love Me, Lose You to Love Me.

1471
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 1: I mean, she blatantly says it is about her breakup

1472
01:15:48,960 --> 01:15:52,120
Speaker 1: from Justin Bieber. It's actually about her and not really

1473
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:55,200
Speaker 1: about him. It's more her she needed to lose him

1474
01:15:55,360 --> 01:15:58,400
Speaker 1: to love herself. And I think that's really a very deep,

1475
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:04,639
Speaker 1: wonderful message. Yeah, you can't really love yourself while you're

1476
01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:08,720
Speaker 1: too busy letting someone else kind of invade your your heart, right,

1477
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:11,720
Speaker 1: and sometimes growth comes from loss exactly. So anyway, so

1478
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:14,880
Speaker 1: Selena was here yesterday and we talked to her and

1479
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,639
Speaker 1: she's great. I mean, she's just super nice. Yeah, she's sweet,

1480
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:19,800
Speaker 1: super sweet. It's always been so sweet. But I will

1481
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,880
Speaker 1: tell you, um, as she was walking out the door,

1482
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:25,000
Speaker 1: this is with microphones off, We're talking about Justin just

1483
01:16:25,080 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 1: for a second. And uh, and I'm not telling anything

1484
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:30,439
Speaker 1: out of school here, she says, I just I wish

1485
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:34,280
Speaker 1: him all the best. Yeah, and I think he has.

1486
01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:36,720
Speaker 1: And this was it was great to hear her say this.

1487
01:16:37,200 --> 01:16:42,240
Speaker 1: She says, I think he's the most talented person I know. Wow,

1488
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:46,120
Speaker 1: Selena Gomez just said Justin Bieber is and he is.

1489
01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:47,960
Speaker 1: He's got a mountain of talent. I always say that

1490
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 1: about her, but I mean she was speaking like off

1491
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:53,320
Speaker 1: the record, but yeah, nothing that you can't repeat, otherwise

1492
01:16:53,320 --> 01:16:55,680
Speaker 1: I wouldn't repeat it. And I could see in her

1493
01:16:55,760 --> 01:16:59,800
Speaker 1: eyes that she really does wish him well. But when

1494
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,800
Speaker 1: a song came out, it was like, oh, here come

1495
01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:04,840
Speaker 1: the gloves. You know, there's no fight there. She's actually

1496
01:17:05,439 --> 01:17:08,920
Speaker 1: letting him go for her own sake. It really has

1497
01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,599
Speaker 1: nothing to do with him anymore. She needs to experience

1498
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,360
Speaker 1: this growth and this separation. She needs to get on

1499
01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:17,720
Speaker 1: get on with their lives, and part of that is

1500
01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: recognizing the fact that she has to let him go

1501
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 1: in order to live her alive. How many how many

1502
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:27,599
Speaker 1: of us or listening or in this room are experiencing

1503
01:17:27,680 --> 01:17:30,160
Speaker 1: something like that in their life. Right now where you

1504
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:33,719
Speaker 1: are this close and you can see the goal line,

1505
01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 1: you can see a great life ahead, but there's one

1506
01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:41,160
Speaker 1: little thing or one monumental thing that's tripping you up

1507
01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:44,880
Speaker 1: and won't let you get there. I really think it's

1508
01:17:44,960 --> 01:17:48,479
Speaker 1: worth investigating. It's worth like a conversation with yourself about

1509
01:17:48,479 --> 01:17:50,320
Speaker 1: because I do have something I'm not gonna get into.

1510
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: I have something in my life that's keeping me from

1511
01:17:53,760 --> 01:17:58,439
Speaker 1: being successful, and not financially or professionally, but successful as

1512
01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:02,439
Speaker 1: a man, as a guy, and I can't let it

1513
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,639
Speaker 1: loose quite yet, but I'm recognizing it. Do you guys

1514
01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:07,560
Speaker 1: have anything like that in your life. I think I

1515
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:09,439
Speaker 1: had that thing in my life up until a few

1516
01:18:09,520 --> 01:18:11,920
Speaker 1: years ago, and then once I let it go, every

1517
01:18:11,960 --> 01:18:14,800
Speaker 1: door opened, everything changed. It was crazy, and it was

1518
01:18:14,840 --> 01:18:16,040
Speaker 1: one of those things where I'm like, I don't know

1519
01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:17,760
Speaker 1: if this is going to be the right decision for me,

1520
01:18:17,880 --> 01:18:20,280
Speaker 1: and it was breaking up with somebody, and it ended

1521
01:18:20,320 --> 01:18:21,960
Speaker 1: up being the right decision for me and for him.

1522
01:18:22,120 --> 01:18:23,960
Speaker 1: Both of us. I think are in a much better

1523
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:26,960
Speaker 1: place now than we were when we were together. Just

1524
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:30,639
Speaker 1: think about what's in your way, or you know, maybe

1525
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:35,519
Speaker 1: your life is seemingly perfect. How could it be even better. Like,

1526
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:39,439
Speaker 1: what's that one little thing, that one little thorn you

1527
01:18:39,479 --> 01:18:42,479
Speaker 1: could pull out of your paw that could change everything?

1528
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:47,760
Speaker 1: Don't say this show Elvis. Am I the thorn that's

1529
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:52,320
Speaker 1: keeping you from happiness? I know that's what thinks. I

1530
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 1: hate me? Why do you hate me? I don't know?

1531
01:18:54,320 --> 01:18:56,519
Speaker 1: You know, you know I loved I love you too.

1532
01:18:57,080 --> 01:18:59,000
Speaker 1: I think this has been the you know, like I

1533
01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:00,840
Speaker 1: said a few seconds, living in New York City and

1534
01:19:00,920 --> 01:19:02,439
Speaker 1: moving here, it was the best decision I ever could

1535
01:19:02,479 --> 01:19:05,800
Speaker 1: have made my entire life. But in your life, and

1536
01:19:05,960 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: maybe there's nothing standing in your way, in your way

1537
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,800
Speaker 1: of living a happy life. I'm not saying that you

1538
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:14,080
Speaker 1: have to have a problem in order to be here,

1539
01:19:14,320 --> 01:19:17,920
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. But it's hard to recognize

1540
01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:21,400
Speaker 1: what that thing is because we live in a world

1541
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:24,960
Speaker 1: of denial. We don't want to admit to ourself that

1542
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:26,800
Speaker 1: we have a we do have an issue with this

1543
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:29,479
Speaker 1: or that. But you know, so when you start to

1544
01:19:29,520 --> 01:19:31,759
Speaker 1: at least say it out loud in a room by yourself,

1545
01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:34,599
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, the conversation you have with yourself,

1546
01:19:34,920 --> 01:19:38,559
Speaker 1: you can start to tackle it anyway. So in hanging

1547
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:42,080
Speaker 1: out with Selena Gomez yesterday. I saw in her eye

1548
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,960
Speaker 1: that she really, really really wants to be in a

1549
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:47,760
Speaker 1: great place, and she knows that she has to work

1550
01:19:47,840 --> 01:19:50,960
Speaker 1: for it, and I think through music she's working on it.

1551
01:19:52,840 --> 01:19:56,600
Speaker 1: With that said, straight Nate's telling me to take a break, Well, no,

1552
01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:00,400
Speaker 1: we got no. I think everybody needs to die just that.

1553
01:20:00,400 --> 01:20:02,000
Speaker 1: That's a lot. I know. I need to go in

1554
01:20:02,080 --> 01:20:03,600
Speaker 1: the other room and figure out what that thing is

1555
01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,600
Speaker 1: for me. You may not have a thing, but I

1556
01:20:06,000 --> 01:20:10,880
Speaker 1: definitely have things. I got plural things here many Wow.

1557
01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:12,960
Speaker 1: I think when you really bring it down, most of

1558
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,559
Speaker 1: the time, the thing that's in our way is ourselves,

1559
01:20:15,880 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 1: without a doubt. You can blame as many other people

1560
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:19,720
Speaker 1: as you want to, but if you really look at it,

1561
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 1: if something you're doing and something you can fix, it's

1562
01:20:22,120 --> 01:20:23,720
Speaker 1: so easy to blame others. Why you look at me

1563
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:26,400
Speaker 1: like that, Producer, Sam, Oh, I'm sorry, am I lusting again?

1564
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:29,640
Speaker 1: I can't help you know you're looking at me like no.

1565
01:20:30,200 --> 01:20:32,080
Speaker 1: Every you do it so often where you say something

1566
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:34,120
Speaker 1: that's just so profound and I'm like, oh, this show

1567
01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:37,080
Speaker 1: is just beautiful. But I've I've been in this situation

1568
01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:41,120
Speaker 1: romantically once before. And so I understand where it seems

1569
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:43,640
Speaker 1: like hate, but it's really not like Selena's reflection of

1570
01:20:43,720 --> 01:20:46,400
Speaker 1: this song is not on Justin at all. It's all well,

1571
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:49,240
Speaker 1: wishes for him, it's just herself, but it's about her,

1572
01:20:49,479 --> 01:20:51,360
Speaker 1: one hundred percent about her, and unless you live it,

1573
01:20:51,439 --> 01:20:54,960
Speaker 1: it's hard to understand. But but I'm experiencing another cycle

1574
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,800
Speaker 1: of it right now. And it's not a romantic thing.

1575
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 1: It's just what you're saying. You have a name for it,

1576
01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:00,800
Speaker 1: and you're trying to do go with it. I'm still

1577
01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:03,320
Speaker 1: looking for a name for it. Yeah, So you know,

1578
01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:05,639
Speaker 1: it's just one of those breaks I feel. Oh, it's

1579
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:09,519
Speaker 1: all it's beautiful. I'll tell you what. Let's digest that. Yeah,

1580
01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:12,519
Speaker 1: and uh, we'll get back to talking about farts if

1581
01:21:12,520 --> 01:21:15,960
Speaker 1: you want, aunt Waite, we want to talk about Harry nipples.

1582
01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,760
Speaker 1: You can get that fixed idea. You used to do

1583
01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:21,920
Speaker 1: the sports I think, yeah, I think he still does sports.

1584
01:21:22,080 --> 01:21:29,519
Speaker 1: Harry Nipples. Traffic with you Turn Laverne. There's a South Florida. Yeah,

1585
01:21:29,800 --> 01:21:32,160
Speaker 1: I think every market has a U. Turn lavern All right,

1586
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:35,599
Speaker 1: into the three things you need to know, we're so late,

1587
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:39,679
Speaker 1: We're really late. Yea. And now here's traffic with Elaine

1588
01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:49,000
Speaker 1: change all right, Gandhi, all right, the governor of California

1589
01:21:49,080 --> 01:21:52,080
Speaker 1: saying that King Kaid fire is still really challenging. Two

1590
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:54,920
Speaker 1: hundred thousand people being ordered to evacuate, seventy three thousand

1591
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:57,880
Speaker 1: acres burning, and it's expected to get worse today because

1592
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,639
Speaker 1: winds are going to pick up. Pope's Chicken is bringing

1593
01:22:00,680 --> 01:22:03,280
Speaker 1: back their chicken sandwich, and just to shade Chick fil A,

1594
01:22:03,360 --> 01:22:05,640
Speaker 1: they're rolling it out on a Sunday. Oh yeah, I know,

1595
01:22:05,760 --> 01:22:09,519
Speaker 1: I respect that move. That's gangster. Good for you, Popeyes. Finally,

1596
01:22:09,600 --> 01:22:11,639
Speaker 1: if you have an Apple Phone, you can now send

1597
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:14,240
Speaker 1: a yawning smiley face, a sloth and otter. You can

1598
01:22:14,360 --> 01:22:16,080
Speaker 1: change the race on the people holding hands. There are

1599
01:22:16,120 --> 01:22:19,000
Speaker 1: people in wheelchairs, seeing eye dogs and prosthetic limbs. So

1600
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:20,920
Speaker 1: you can have a bunch of new emojis with your

1601
01:22:20,920 --> 01:22:23,320
Speaker 1: Apple iPhone. Yay, my new one's on the way. Yay,

1602
01:22:23,479 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 1: Hey Progy, do you have the eleven yet? I do

1603
01:22:26,120 --> 01:22:28,479
Speaker 1: I have the eleven? Pro mac? Oh look at you? Hey,

1604
01:22:28,520 --> 01:22:31,240
Speaker 1: what'd you do in your ten? I sold it? Oh

1605
01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:33,080
Speaker 1: look at that? Will you teach me how to use

1606
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:36,040
Speaker 1: my new my new eleven? Absolutely all right. We must

1607
01:22:36,080 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 1: take a break because we're very late. Yea, you don't

1608
01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:41,840
Speaker 1: you don't remind me? Oh, I mean at this point,

1609
01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:44,360
Speaker 1: you might as well talk for another seven minutes. Okay,

1610
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:47,479
Speaker 1: what do you want to talk about? Uh? Maybe maybe

1611
01:22:47,479 --> 01:22:54,400
Speaker 1: I shouldn't see your book. I have to go to

1612
01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:59,120
Speaker 1: the Ryan Seacrest radio shows. Good please recording it for tomorrow?

1613
01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:01,599
Speaker 1: Like does he do live shows anymore? I'm not gonna

1614
01:23:01,720 --> 01:23:04,840
Speaker 1: no comment. I know I love Ryan. No, he's number

1615
01:23:04,840 --> 01:23:07,200
Speaker 1: one in Los Angeles man. Yeah, he's getting a busy schedule,

1616
01:23:07,320 --> 01:23:12,120
Speaker 1: like you're flying to Los Angeles, flying alle Man. We

1617
01:23:12,240 --> 01:23:14,880
Speaker 1: must take a break because a mate's very upset over

1618
01:23:14,920 --> 01:23:21,280
Speaker 1: there in the morning show. I always turn him on

1619
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:24,000
Speaker 1: on the way to work. Wake me up every morning.

1620
01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,840
Speaker 1: It's true. Every once in a while you have to

1621
01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:35,080
Speaker 1: look up and go what am I doing for a living?

1622
01:23:35,720 --> 01:23:38,040
Speaker 1: So like the other night, you guys were at a

1623
01:23:38,080 --> 01:23:41,160
Speaker 1: Halloween party at this really great club. Yes, and the

1624
01:23:41,240 --> 01:23:43,880
Speaker 1: security guard didn't know you guys were working right right,

1625
01:23:44,000 --> 01:23:46,760
Speaker 1: So you were locked outside in the rain while he

1626
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,679
Speaker 1: was yelling at us. And you're getting yelled at about

1627
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:52,439
Speaker 1: the security guard, and you're wearing a very Chewbacca costume.

1628
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:54,760
Speaker 1: You're getting told I don't care what you do or

1629
01:23:54,800 --> 01:23:56,880
Speaker 1: who you are, this isn't happening. And I'm getting poured

1630
01:23:56,960 --> 01:23:59,360
Speaker 1: on and a guy's vomiting in the alley right next

1631
01:23:59,400 --> 01:24:00,920
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, And then I was like, what smells

1632
01:24:01,000 --> 01:24:02,960
Speaker 1: like cheese? It smells like stinky cheese. And someone goes, oh, yeah,

1633
01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:04,840
Speaker 1: I just puked. I was like, what, this is what

1634
01:24:04,960 --> 01:24:07,800
Speaker 1: you do for a living? You decided to enter some

1635
01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:10,400
Speaker 1: sort of profession. Yes, it requires you to be yelled

1636
01:24:10,439 --> 01:24:12,840
Speaker 1: at by security guards while wearing a costume in the

1637
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,360
Speaker 1: rain in an alley. Yes, okay, I got it. What's

1638
01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:18,360
Speaker 1: that smell? That's all this amazing cereal? Are you mixing

1639
01:24:18,439 --> 01:24:22,320
Speaker 1: your cereals? Oh? It's strawberry chocolate crave. It comes like that.

1640
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:31,320
Speaker 1: It smells like it smells like Gaudy's Club gig. So

1641
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:34,240
Speaker 1: why was the security guard at? Okay? So, the way

1642
01:24:34,360 --> 01:24:36,400
Speaker 1: that the place worked, you walked in the front door,

1643
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:37,800
Speaker 1: and then to get to where we were you had

1644
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:40,240
Speaker 1: to walk through a sea of people. We had times

1645
01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:42,160
Speaker 1: that we had to do stuff, so instead of walking

1646
01:24:42,200 --> 01:24:43,760
Speaker 1: through the sea of people, there was a side door

1647
01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:45,200
Speaker 1: that we wanted to walk through, So we walked out

1648
01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:47,680
Speaker 1: and around to go to the stage and do your joquickly. Yes,

1649
01:24:47,760 --> 01:24:49,760
Speaker 1: so we could get there and do it quickly. Well,

1650
01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:51,600
Speaker 1: one of the security guards is not happy with us

1651
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:53,840
Speaker 1: for doing that and started going off at us. But

1652
01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:55,439
Speaker 1: it wasn't even just like a hey, guys, we don't

1653
01:24:55,479 --> 01:24:57,679
Speaker 1: want you to use this door. It was super rude.

1654
01:24:57,960 --> 01:24:59,599
Speaker 1: It was rude to the point that I was recording

1655
01:24:59,640 --> 01:25:01,719
Speaker 1: it because I was like, this guy's out of his playet.

1656
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:05,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, I can't there. Their bad words and stuff happened, okay,

1657
01:25:05,479 --> 01:25:07,120
Speaker 1: But Scary is trying to explain to this guy, No,

1658
01:25:07,240 --> 01:25:09,120
Speaker 1: we're just trying to do our jobs. We're from the station.

1659
01:25:09,200 --> 01:25:10,880
Speaker 1: We're trying to get in there and be on, you know,

1660
01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:13,120
Speaker 1: do what we have to do. And the guys and

1661
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,800
Speaker 1: the guy goes, I don't give a crap what you

1662
01:25:14,880 --> 01:25:16,400
Speaker 1: guys do. I mean, here's nothing to me. You don't

1663
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:20,960
Speaker 1: even look like mister Rogers. If you look like mister Rogers,

1664
01:25:21,000 --> 01:25:24,519
Speaker 1: I'd let you in the door. Okay. So security guard

1665
01:25:24,640 --> 01:25:27,000
Speaker 1: was mean, Yes, he was super rude, and I was

1666
01:25:27,080 --> 01:25:29,439
Speaker 1: just thinking, what do you think we're trying to accomplish here,

1667
01:25:29,479 --> 01:25:31,640
Speaker 1: like sneak into the VIP section to do what in

1668
01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:35,880
Speaker 1: this Chewbaccaca like Chubacca. Yeah, I'm trying to do my Jobbac,

1669
01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:39,720
Speaker 1: but you looked like a wookie. That's the problem. Yeah.

1670
01:25:39,760 --> 01:25:42,559
Speaker 1: I remember the time that what's that frog? You remember

1671
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:44,280
Speaker 1: when we were at the Why one hundred jingle Ball

1672
01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:46,439
Speaker 1: and there was I believe it was Sierra, some guy

1673
01:25:46,520 --> 01:25:48,880
Speaker 1: that we worked for, Sierra, Yeah, and he was a

1674
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,599
Speaker 1: jacket and we were told to stand right there next

1675
01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:52,960
Speaker 1: to the stage because we were supposed to do a

1676
01:25:53,000 --> 01:25:55,120
Speaker 1: stage announcement. Yeah, we're we're going to do our jobs.

1677
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:57,600
Speaker 1: And he started pushing me around and screaming at me

1678
01:25:57,640 --> 01:25:59,760
Speaker 1: and threading, and I begged him to punch me. I'm like,

1679
01:26:00,479 --> 01:26:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm begging you, police, I want you to hit me

1680
01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,000
Speaker 1: right here in this venue, please do And it got

1681
01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:07,280
Speaker 1: really nasty. Do you remember that, Yes, I was doing

1682
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:09,200
Speaker 1: my job. I'm like, well, I'm not gonna do anything.

1683
01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't care when she walks by. I couldn't care less.

1684
01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,240
Speaker 1: You remember when that happened with Rihanna at one of

1685
01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:15,719
Speaker 1: our events and they go and neighbors of us the intro,

1686
01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:19,160
Speaker 1: so we're all sure, all we're all at the stage,

1687
01:26:19,240 --> 01:26:21,080
Speaker 1: right and the guy starts yelling at it. So We're

1688
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,720
Speaker 1: also at the intro Rihanna and they start yelling at us,

1689
01:26:23,720 --> 01:26:26,000
Speaker 1: and Elvis is like, you don't understand we're supposed to

1690
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:29,759
Speaker 1: be or supposed to intro Rihanna. No, I was okay,

1691
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:34,519
Speaker 1: I just walked away. It was her road manager. Yeah,

1692
01:26:34,520 --> 01:26:36,120
Speaker 1: I said, fine, you introduce her. I'm gonna go and

1693
01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:38,400
Speaker 1: have dinner. And we left. We left, and then they

1694
01:26:38,439 --> 01:26:40,400
Speaker 1: come running after her, like, no, no, no, we made

1695
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:43,080
Speaker 1: a mistake. I'm like, no, f you. Yeah. I mean,

1696
01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:44,760
Speaker 1: he's just like, you know, you can ask me to

1697
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:47,599
Speaker 1: leave once and I'll try to tell you I'm doing

1698
01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:49,800
Speaker 1: my job. But the second time I'm leaving. Yeah, I

1699
01:26:49,880 --> 01:26:51,880
Speaker 1: wouldn't believe I'm much whether it be home, I don't.

1700
01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:54,360
Speaker 1: We were at an event not too long ago where

1701
01:26:54,400 --> 01:26:56,080
Speaker 1: we were hosting the event and I showed up and

1702
01:26:56,120 --> 01:26:58,479
Speaker 1: they wouldn't let me in and I was like, no,

1703
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,320
Speaker 1: I swear I'm supposed to be you're hosting it. Nope, sorry,

1704
01:27:01,600 --> 01:27:03,360
Speaker 1: And people were taking pictures with me and they still

1705
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't let me in. He's like that, that means nothing

1706
01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:06,680
Speaker 1: to me. I'm like, I'm just gonna go home. So

1707
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:09,439
Speaker 1: this goes to show you there's actually a chapter in

1708
01:27:09,520 --> 01:27:14,040
Speaker 1: my book called Backstage Sucks. I think backstage is off.

1709
01:27:14,280 --> 01:27:17,639
Speaker 1: It is. There's no place worse than being backstage at

1710
01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:19,840
Speaker 1: a show. Yeah, because, believe me, people back there they

1711
01:27:19,840 --> 01:27:22,120
Speaker 1: don't want you there, and the ones it do want

1712
01:27:22,120 --> 01:27:24,280
Speaker 1: you there, you don't want to hang out with. But

1713
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:26,439
Speaker 1: security guards, I mean, look, I know that they're doing

1714
01:27:26,479 --> 01:27:29,120
Speaker 1: their jobs and sometimes their bosses don't tell them exactly

1715
01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:30,720
Speaker 1: who we are and what we're doing, and so they're

1716
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:32,600
Speaker 1: just doing their job. I get that. Yeah, but you

1717
01:27:32,640 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 1: know what, I'd much rather you kick me out and

1718
01:27:34,880 --> 01:27:36,720
Speaker 1: I can go home than me argue with you. That's

1719
01:27:36,720 --> 01:27:39,400
Speaker 1: a great point. But it happens like once a year.

1720
01:27:39,920 --> 01:27:42,599
Speaker 1: I remember that there was a god we were backstage

1721
01:27:42,640 --> 01:27:48,000
Speaker 1: at the Garden and um Coaster boy Josh got into

1722
01:27:48,040 --> 01:27:50,240
Speaker 1: a fight with a security guard who was yelling at me.

1723
01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:53,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he almost as he almost beating him up.

1724
01:27:53,479 --> 01:27:56,640
Speaker 1: He almost beat the security guards don't do that. But now,

1725
01:27:56,680 --> 01:27:58,400
Speaker 1: what I like about the Garden is most of the

1726
01:27:59,160 --> 01:28:01,599
Speaker 1: guards know us now exactly, so they're the same ones

1727
01:28:01,640 --> 01:28:04,400
Speaker 1: every year and they're like, hey, welcome back. By the way,

1728
01:28:04,439 --> 01:28:06,120
Speaker 1: the guard that was yelling at me at the Garden

1729
01:28:06,280 --> 01:28:08,800
Speaker 1: wasn't a Garden guard. He was like an artist guard. Yeah.

1730
01:28:09,040 --> 01:28:13,880
Speaker 1: Chapter thirteen is backstage sucks. It does? It does next

1731
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:16,560
Speaker 1: time you have this hankering to go backstage, well it

1732
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:18,439
Speaker 1: is is people telling you to get out of the way,

1733
01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,240
Speaker 1: and they're and they're moving crap everywhere. I love that.

1734
01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:23,920
Speaker 1: We're doing an entire show about how we hate our job.

1735
01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:27,720
Speaker 1: I love our job. And there's this one downfall, which

1736
01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:29,439
Speaker 1: is that part, And it's like, and everyone's why didn't

1737
01:28:29,439 --> 01:28:30,600
Speaker 1: you say don't you know who I am? I'm like,

1738
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:32,719
Speaker 1: when you have to say that, you've already lost because

1739
01:28:32,920 --> 01:28:34,680
Speaker 1: they know and they don't care, or they don't know

1740
01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:36,840
Speaker 1: and still don't care. I would never pull there. He never,

1741
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:39,120
Speaker 1: even though scary, does it all the time all the time.

1742
01:28:40,680 --> 01:28:43,400
Speaker 1: Although in this case my tongue did I not get

1743
01:28:43,479 --> 01:28:45,240
Speaker 1: he did? He bit his tongue. I did not say

1744
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:46,640
Speaker 1: who do you know who I am? Well? I know,

1745
01:28:46,760 --> 01:28:50,120
Speaker 1: but yeah, what's up? What's up? Garrett? No, you pull

1746
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:53,240
Speaker 1: the ultimate power move. You literally say I'm going home

1747
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:55,320
Speaker 1: and then everybody goes, no, you're not, and then you

1748
01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:58,280
Speaker 1: start walking home home. He called, oh, you know, you

1749
01:28:58,400 --> 01:29:01,439
Speaker 1: know me, I'll go right home no matter where I

1750
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:03,000
Speaker 1: am in this world. No, matter what I'm doing, I'd

1751
01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:06,040
Speaker 1: rather be home. Yeah, Arianna, we were in Atlantis and

1752
01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:08,680
Speaker 1: you said I'm going home and they're like, no, you're

1753
01:29:08,720 --> 01:29:11,040
Speaker 1: not dinner. We went to dinner. Oh no, No, we

1754
01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:13,599
Speaker 1: went to dinner and we never introd her on that stage.

1755
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:16,160
Speaker 1: It never happened. They followed us all the way to

1756
01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,439
Speaker 1: the restaurant. No, please come introduce and no. And I'm like, no,

1757
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:21,519
Speaker 1: you had your chance. We're done. I was backstage once

1758
01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:24,720
Speaker 1: and someone actually said, and I quote scram Kid, I

1759
01:29:24,880 --> 01:29:30,639
Speaker 1: was like, what I work. Here s the book. There's

1760
01:29:30,680 --> 01:29:32,320
Speaker 1: a story in the book about when you quit because

1761
01:29:32,360 --> 01:29:38,120
Speaker 1: you got mad about something and went home. I'm I'm

1762
01:29:38,120 --> 01:29:39,920
Speaker 1: gonna start doing that. I told Scary that. I said,

1763
01:29:39,960 --> 01:29:41,800
Speaker 1: I am about two seconds from walking. I would just

1764
01:29:41,880 --> 01:29:43,400
Speaker 1: walk out. I don't care, I'll go home. I'm happy

1765
01:29:43,439 --> 01:29:45,360
Speaker 1: to go home because this is what you have to do.

1766
01:29:45,479 --> 01:29:47,679
Speaker 1: No matter what you do in life, at some point

1767
01:29:47,800 --> 01:29:49,640
Speaker 1: you get to the end of your rope. Yeah, and

1768
01:29:49,760 --> 01:29:51,960
Speaker 1: you know what, it's your job. I know it pays

1769
01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:54,200
Speaker 1: your bills. I know you have kids that need nourishment.

1770
01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:56,000
Speaker 1: I know I get it. But at the end of

1771
01:29:56,000 --> 01:29:59,840
Speaker 1: the day, they're making they're making the jackass out of you,

1772
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:02,760
Speaker 1: but by them talking to you like that, no right,

1773
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,120
Speaker 1: I am my boss, and if you want to be

1774
01:30:05,360 --> 01:30:07,000
Speaker 1: a dirt bag to me, I'm walking away from you.

1775
01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:08,840
Speaker 1: I don't have to deal with you. You will rue

1776
01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:12,519
Speaker 1: the day that. I want everyone listening to our show

1777
01:30:12,560 --> 01:30:15,400
Speaker 1: to remember that you are your boss's right. Don't let

1778
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:18,800
Speaker 1: anyone make you feel crappy about something you're supposed to

1779
01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:22,080
Speaker 1: be doing. Will rue the day bad? Is it bad

1780
01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:24,439
Speaker 1: that when we go somewhere and we're one of those

1781
01:30:24,439 --> 01:30:27,200
Speaker 1: places where people start getting pushy and I see somebody

1782
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:29,479
Speaker 1: kid a little naughty with Elvis, I'm like, yes, here

1783
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:35,679
Speaker 1: we go, this is gonna be awesome. I'm gonna leave early.

1784
01:30:35,840 --> 01:30:40,760
Speaker 1: Are that guy's gonna get his asking? I welcome it. Yeah,

1785
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:43,840
Speaker 1: they bring it? Doesn't it take all your energy? At

1786
01:30:43,920 --> 01:30:46,080
Speaker 1: some places where we are and they're acting all hardcore

1787
01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:48,080
Speaker 1: to be like, I don't give up what's going on.

1788
01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to hustle you to get back there.

1789
01:30:49,640 --> 01:30:51,400
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to work exactly, And then you look

1790
01:30:51,439 --> 01:30:54,400
Speaker 1: like a jerk doing It's just a restaurant. Recently, we

1791
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:56,040
Speaker 1: remember the restaurant we were at and they asked me

1792
01:30:56,120 --> 01:30:58,320
Speaker 1: to take my hat off, and I did, and Elvis

1793
01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:02,120
Speaker 1: made them feel terrible. And when I came back, like,

1794
01:31:02,280 --> 01:31:05,080
Speaker 1: we're so sorry, it was wonderful. Yeah, they made him

1795
01:31:05,080 --> 01:31:06,559
Speaker 1: take his hat off and it was so just kind

1796
01:31:06,560 --> 01:31:09,200
Speaker 1: of rude. She was. She was really pissy. And I

1797
01:31:09,320 --> 01:31:12,640
Speaker 1: looked at her after he went to his room and

1798
01:31:12,680 --> 01:31:14,120
Speaker 1: I said, you know, he went to his room to

1799
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:16,560
Speaker 1: fix his hair. The reason he's wearing a hat is

1800
01:31:16,560 --> 01:31:19,880
Speaker 1: because of his disease he has, and he's losing his hair.

1801
01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:22,640
Speaker 1: And you made our friend feel awful. Ye. I was

1802
01:31:22,640 --> 01:31:24,840
Speaker 1: stood right there and watch the whole thing, and I'm

1803
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:28,639
Speaker 1: sitting there going, what's the name of that disease? He has? Died?

1804
01:31:29,360 --> 01:31:31,160
Speaker 1: I wasn't really lying. You do have a disease. No,

1805
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:32,439
Speaker 1: I do know you're right, but I don't know if

1806
01:31:32,439 --> 01:31:34,640
Speaker 1: it's making your hair fall out. And you were likestand

1807
01:31:35,120 --> 01:31:37,280
Speaker 1: you're doing your job, but you should really think twice

1808
01:31:37,320 --> 01:31:38,640
Speaker 1: before you just tell people to take their hat off,

1809
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:40,040
Speaker 1: because you might make him feel bad. Yeah. So this

1810
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:42,600
Speaker 1: is a great restaurant, and I'm a little surprised that

1811
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,880
Speaker 1: you would make our friend frog you feel like that.

1812
01:31:45,120 --> 01:31:46,720
Speaker 1: You know he can't help his hair is falling out.

1813
01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:51,320
Speaker 1: It's a film. It's a physical problem. And she was like, oh,

1814
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:53,519
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so sorry. Yeah, and I had

1815
01:31:53,560 --> 01:31:55,080
Speaker 1: no idea he had done this. So when I come back,

1816
01:31:55,200 --> 01:31:57,120
Speaker 1: she was like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'm like, for what,

1817
01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:02,600
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So I went through that old or

1818
01:32:02,640 --> 01:32:04,439
Speaker 1: deal the other night. I don't know if Gandia remembers

1819
01:32:04,479 --> 01:32:06,320
Speaker 1: what she said. She turned to me, she goes, this

1820
01:32:06,439 --> 01:32:10,040
Speaker 1: guard just never gets laid and this party is his boner. Yeah,

1821
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:13,320
Speaker 1: I said, if we're crowning a Halloween contest winner, that

1822
01:32:13,360 --> 01:32:17,920
Speaker 1: guy was dressed like a penis. You pulled it off anyway.

1823
01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:22,080
Speaker 1: So the bottom line is this, this is our story.

1824
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:25,320
Speaker 1: I get it. But like I said, you're gonna get

1825
01:32:25,320 --> 01:32:27,800
Speaker 1: to the end of your rope some day times. And look,

1826
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:29,439
Speaker 1: it's good to be an adult and just move on

1827
01:32:29,560 --> 01:32:31,400
Speaker 1: and forget about it, I know, but sometimes you just

1828
01:32:31,520 --> 01:32:34,479
Speaker 1: need to let that steam out. Hey, look at them

1829
01:32:34,520 --> 01:32:35,880
Speaker 1: and go, you know what, You're not going to talk

1830
01:32:35,880 --> 01:32:37,200
Speaker 1: to me like that. I don't care who you are,

1831
01:32:37,240 --> 01:32:39,679
Speaker 1: I don't care if you fire me. I'm outta here, yeah,

1832
01:32:39,680 --> 01:32:41,759
Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah. And I get extra salty sometimes

1833
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,240
Speaker 1: because I'm like little and I think people take advantage

1834
01:32:44,280 --> 01:32:45,760
Speaker 1: of that, and they just don't take me seriously or

1835
01:32:45,800 --> 01:32:47,679
Speaker 1: want to listen to anything. So I will throw that tanswer.

1836
01:32:47,760 --> 01:32:50,760
Speaker 1: I love it if you would you want somebody to

1837
01:32:50,840 --> 01:32:52,320
Speaker 1: talk to you that way? You know what I mean?

1838
01:32:52,400 --> 01:32:54,439
Speaker 1: You're talking to people that way. If it was the

1839
01:32:54,720 --> 01:32:59,360
Speaker 1: tables were turned, you wouldn't want that, right, No, No jackasses.

1840
01:32:59,400 --> 01:33:01,320
Speaker 1: And I would ever talked to people sometimes the way

1841
01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:04,920
Speaker 1: that they talked to us. What okay, hey, Garrett, yes

1842
01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:07,080
Speaker 1: you have some sound. Yeah, let's go through it. So.

1843
01:33:07,560 --> 01:33:10,360
Speaker 1: Arnold Schwarzenegger was on with Jimmy Kimmel last night talking

1844
01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:13,240
Speaker 1: about the New Terminator, but he was talking about back

1845
01:33:13,280 --> 01:33:15,560
Speaker 1: in the eighties, he turned down a movie and what

1846
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:17,720
Speaker 1: he did was he passed it over to his main

1847
01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:20,920
Speaker 1: competition at the time, Sylvester Stallone, because they were both

1848
01:33:20,960 --> 01:33:24,400
Speaker 1: action hero movie stars. And he gave the movie to

1849
01:33:24,479 --> 01:33:27,400
Speaker 1: Stallone said this is the best movie ever. And it

1850
01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:29,360
Speaker 1: turned out to be the biggest flop ever. So they

1851
01:33:29,439 --> 01:33:31,760
Speaker 1: came to movie this other movie, I've forgotten what it

1852
01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:35,280
Speaker 1: was called, the stop on My mother showed exactly. I

1853
01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,840
Speaker 1: read the script and it was a busy and so

1854
01:33:39,040 --> 01:33:41,599
Speaker 1: I say to myself, I'm not gonna do this movie.

1855
01:33:42,120 --> 01:33:45,280
Speaker 1: So then they went to Sly. Then Sly Calledman and says, hey,

1856
01:33:45,479 --> 01:33:47,800
Speaker 1: have David talked to him you about this movie? And

1857
01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:51,439
Speaker 1: I said, yes, I was thinking about doing it. This

1858
01:33:51,760 --> 01:33:55,120
Speaker 1: is a really brilliant ideae. And so but when he

1859
01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:58,599
Speaker 1: heard that, because he was in competition, he immediately called

1860
01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:01,040
Speaker 1: him and says, look whatever they takes, I did the

1861
01:34:01,120 --> 01:34:05,960
Speaker 1: movie the movie wow clause the movie Man May Chained

1862
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:10,479
Speaker 1: the Toilet. You never think of them as being competitors, right,

1863
01:34:10,560 --> 01:34:13,200
Speaker 1: I gave him a crappy movie. All right, Let's go

1864
01:34:13,360 --> 01:34:15,880
Speaker 1: to Wisconsin ABC twelve. A twenty two year old coming

1865
01:34:15,920 --> 01:34:18,200
Speaker 1: home from her birthday party with her friends and she

1866
01:34:18,320 --> 01:34:21,200
Speaker 1: found this. We noticed in the kitchen we had two

1867
01:34:21,320 --> 01:34:26,160
Speaker 1: tubs of butter sitting on the counter with spoons, and

1868
01:34:26,600 --> 01:34:28,720
Speaker 1: that was very out of place. We don't just eat butter.

1869
01:34:28,920 --> 01:34:31,800
Speaker 1: She in her roommates quickly went upstairs and found an

1870
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:36,439
Speaker 1: unwelcome birthday surprise. We flicked on the lights and there

1871
01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:39,240
Speaker 1: was a naked man just chilling him. My bad. He

1872
01:34:39,360 --> 01:34:44,759
Speaker 1: was sleeping really just on top of my covers and naked. Ideal,

1873
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:48,160
Speaker 1: but he ate their butter. I love that reporter and

1874
01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:51,840
Speaker 1: they walked into the bad room to find un welcome surprise.

1875
01:34:53,960 --> 01:34:57,680
Speaker 1: All right. Uh. Instead of carpool karaoke last night with

1876
01:34:57,760 --> 01:34:59,920
Speaker 1: James Cordon, he did airpool karaoke where he got on

1877
01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:02,000
Speaker 1: playing with Kanye and they did some Jesus watch. Well,

1878
01:35:02,040 --> 01:35:03,960
Speaker 1: let's just take away from my spans and which a

1879
01:35:04,040 --> 01:35:06,960
Speaker 1: polly takeaway from my ends? I know what takeaway from

1880
01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:09,240
Speaker 1: my sins? Bring the day that we came at back

1881
01:35:09,439 --> 01:35:11,840
Speaker 1: next time we're on a plane. Everybody came back out.

1882
01:35:13,200 --> 01:35:16,559
Speaker 1: Oh gosh. He had all his gospel singers with him too,

1883
01:35:16,640 --> 01:35:18,599
Speaker 1: so that wasn't like the plane singing along with him.

1884
01:35:19,200 --> 01:35:22,040
Speaker 1: All right. Speaking of Kanye, his album Salah, here's a

1885
01:35:22,080 --> 01:35:24,519
Speaker 1: little sample of it. A lot of gamers are saying

1886
01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:28,080
Speaker 1: that it's an homage to Zelda the video game. This

1887
01:35:28,280 --> 01:35:34,320
Speaker 1: is Sala and this is the legend of Zelda. So

1888
01:35:36,439 --> 01:35:38,720
Speaker 1: they're saying the beat is the same right there. So

1889
01:35:38,840 --> 01:35:42,759
Speaker 1: they're saying, Kanye, thank you for paying homage to Zelda.

1890
01:35:45,080 --> 01:35:47,000
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the voice from last night.

1891
01:35:47,080 --> 01:35:49,720
Speaker 1: This is a very cool story. So Melissa Rodriguez, she's

1892
01:35:49,760 --> 01:35:52,760
Speaker 1: on Team Kelly, and she was auditioning in front of

1893
01:35:52,800 --> 01:35:56,479
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, who's a mentor. This season and Melissa's brothers

1894
01:35:56,520 --> 01:35:59,360
Speaker 1: on the heart transplant list. And he's a big Taylor

1895
01:35:59,439 --> 01:36:02,600
Speaker 1: Swift fan, and he told his sister, you need to

1896
01:36:02,640 --> 01:36:05,120
Speaker 1: go audition and here's why every single one of your

1897
01:36:05,120 --> 01:36:10,160
Speaker 1: album names tattoo bandy oh my and yesterday, oh no,

1898
01:36:10,479 --> 01:36:12,679
Speaker 1: oh my god. He was waiting for his hard transport

1899
01:36:13,640 --> 01:36:15,960
Speaker 1: and he just got called yesterday. So he's there right now.

1900
01:36:16,120 --> 01:36:18,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like now like getting why are you

1901
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:23,000
Speaker 1: here exactly? Why let's get let's get done so you

1902
01:36:23,080 --> 01:36:27,360
Speaker 1: can leave. No, no, he said, you can't leave because

1903
01:36:27,439 --> 01:36:31,559
Speaker 1: what if the Steelers lift? Okay, I'm not even r Wow,

1904
01:36:31,640 --> 01:36:33,960
Speaker 1: there you go. Yeah. Timing is everything. Cool moment. How

1905
01:36:34,000 --> 01:36:37,040
Speaker 1: did she do? She did well? If she Yeah, no,

1906
01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:38,640
Speaker 1: she's on team Kelly. No. They were just working on

1907
01:36:38,680 --> 01:36:42,280
Speaker 1: the phone. Love. I was watching the Kelly Clarkson Show

1908
01:36:42,400 --> 01:36:45,559
Speaker 1: yesterday from the hospital. It's so good. I love her.

1909
01:36:45,680 --> 01:36:48,040
Speaker 1: I'm happy for her. Yeah. By the way, the textures

1910
01:36:48,080 --> 01:36:50,040
Speaker 1: are texting and they all agree their favorite new line

1911
01:36:50,120 --> 01:36:53,479
Speaker 1: is you will rue the day. Yeah, thank you to

1912
01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:55,960
Speaker 1: Gandhi for that. We have the Danielle Report coming up

1913
01:36:56,080 --> 01:37:00,040
Speaker 1: right after this hang up. When I'm having sex, I

1914
01:37:00,160 --> 01:37:01,600
Speaker 1: was just thinking about please don't turn the lights on

1915
01:37:01,680 --> 01:37:04,280
Speaker 1: and see my stomach today, I'm going to go home

1916
01:37:04,320 --> 01:37:06,920
Speaker 1: and stuff my cabbage naked and strug And I wasn't

1917
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,880
Speaker 1: even drunk. I was just like stupid, Gandhi. I just

1918
01:37:09,920 --> 01:37:11,760
Speaker 1: want to put out there that forgiveness is not one

1919
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:18,720
Speaker 1: of my stronger traits. Starting your day, Everyone's asking, what

1920
01:37:18,880 --> 01:37:21,200
Speaker 1: is that game you guys are always playing. It's Telestrations

1921
01:37:21,240 --> 01:37:24,400
Speaker 1: after Dark. Yes, it is. See we used to play

1922
01:37:24,439 --> 01:37:26,400
Speaker 1: this before you were here, Gandhi. We love this game,

1923
01:37:26,479 --> 01:37:28,360
Speaker 1: and now that you're a part of it, it's extra dirty.

1924
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:30,280
Speaker 1: I love this game. We had a blast with it

1925
01:37:30,360 --> 01:37:33,080
Speaker 1: the other day when we were playing. But my drawings

1926
01:37:33,120 --> 01:37:35,280
Speaker 1: are always the same at the end. I still don't

1927
01:37:35,320 --> 01:37:37,720
Speaker 1: get what you draw a penis every time every darme.

1928
01:37:38,080 --> 01:37:40,479
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Telestrations after Dark. Look, they have other

1929
01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:44,519
Speaker 1: telestrations that are for you know, kids, but the adult

1930
01:37:45,040 --> 01:37:48,280
Speaker 1: sketches and the guesses and stuff saved for us and

1931
01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:50,840
Speaker 1: Telestrations after Dark. It's a lot of fun to play,

1932
01:37:50,920 --> 01:37:54,599
Speaker 1: and especially with people you love, and obviously we love

1933
01:37:54,680 --> 01:37:57,920
Speaker 1: each other because we can't stop playing it. We cannot,

1934
01:37:58,479 --> 01:38:00,040
Speaker 1: and there are other games we could be playing. We

1935
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:02,160
Speaker 1: always come back to Tellustrations after Dark. I want you

1936
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:04,439
Speaker 1: to try it to your games. You can play with kids,

1937
01:38:04,640 --> 01:38:06,679
Speaker 1: and there are games you can play with the old kids.

1938
01:38:07,120 --> 01:38:09,640
Speaker 1: We're a bunch of old kids. Yep, we'll never grow up.

1939
01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:12,600
Speaker 1: And it's proven every time we play this game, Tellustrations

1940
01:38:12,640 --> 01:38:15,840
Speaker 1: after Dark, the board game, or any of the Telestrations

1941
01:38:16,439 --> 01:38:19,120
Speaker 1: board games. They're all available at Target, Bed Bath and beyond,

1942
01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:23,040
Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble and wherever. Fine games text us in

1943
01:38:24,439 --> 01:38:27,800
Speaker 1: standard data and messaging rates may apply. It's Durand in

1944
01:38:27,840 --> 01:38:31,160
Speaker 1: the Morning show. I can't stop watching schnauzer porn. I

1945
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:33,559
Speaker 1: know you're really into it all on Instagram. I love

1946
01:38:33,640 --> 01:38:39,639
Speaker 1: my schnauzers, right, I have joined so many schnauzer pages.

1947
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:44,120
Speaker 1: When I find a new one, I'm giddy. I'm how

1948
01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:46,800
Speaker 1: many are there? I'm so excited? Yeah? How many? Yea?

1949
01:38:46,840 --> 01:38:49,639
Speaker 1: How many? Could there possibly be? Not enough? Okay, by

1950
01:38:49,720 --> 01:38:52,280
Speaker 1: your time? I mean, don't you don't you? I know you?

1951
01:38:52,640 --> 01:38:55,160
Speaker 1: Gandhi love elephants. Oh yeah, and the elephant thing is

1952
01:38:55,200 --> 01:38:58,000
Speaker 1: causing me a problem because both Elvis Duran and Elvis

1953
01:38:58,120 --> 01:39:01,360
Speaker 1: Durand show start with el do all of my elephant accounts.

1954
01:39:01,520 --> 01:39:03,200
Speaker 1: So when I want to tag you in something and

1955
01:39:03,240 --> 01:39:05,600
Speaker 1: I type an E L. I have to scroll to

1956
01:39:05,760 --> 01:39:07,479
Speaker 1: find you, so I should just type an ELV. But

1957
01:39:07,560 --> 01:39:10,720
Speaker 1: it makes me laugh. Actually found um. One of my

1958
01:39:10,880 --> 01:39:17,519
Speaker 1: favorite schnauzer pages is it's in it's Japanese. Oh, I

1959
01:39:17,560 --> 01:39:19,880
Speaker 1: don't know what they're saying. I just see these schnauzers

1960
01:39:19,960 --> 01:39:24,520
Speaker 1: jumping around. I love schnauzers. They're so globally. You look

1961
01:39:24,520 --> 01:39:26,560
Speaker 1: at this one, Look at him, look at him just

1962
01:39:26,720 --> 01:39:30,840
Speaker 1: like playing around on that I know, I see you.

1963
01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:34,000
Speaker 1: Ever do you ever load pictures of Max with the

1964
01:39:34,120 --> 01:39:38,120
Speaker 1: hashtags show they'll show up on other people's schnauzer pages. No,

1965
01:39:38,439 --> 01:39:40,519
Speaker 1: I should do that. You should, yeah, because Max is

1966
01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:43,120
Speaker 1: a very cute little schnauzer. He's the best. Are you

1967
01:39:43,200 --> 01:39:45,400
Speaker 1: going to get him a little brother or sister? I

1968
01:39:45,560 --> 01:39:47,800
Speaker 1: keep thinking about a new schnauzer soon, and then not

1969
01:39:47,880 --> 01:39:49,880
Speaker 1: thinking about all that urine on all those rugs. No,

1970
01:39:49,960 --> 01:39:52,360
Speaker 1: you should get another one. They're really good together. Yeah no,

1971
01:39:52,439 --> 01:39:55,200
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, but yeah, but you say that now

1972
01:39:55,680 --> 01:39:59,320
Speaker 1: When you first got your second dog, they were but now,

1973
01:39:59,400 --> 01:40:01,839
Speaker 1: Rexy man, my buddy. I love him. I can't imagine

1974
01:40:01,840 --> 01:40:03,320
Speaker 1: life without him. You try it three times? You get

1975
01:40:03,400 --> 01:40:05,200
Speaker 1: him on the phone. I'm trying to call someone who

1976
01:40:05,240 --> 01:40:08,000
Speaker 1: said they just read the book they loved it. The

1977
01:40:08,120 --> 01:40:10,400
Speaker 1: thing is, I can't. I need to sell more books,

1978
01:40:10,520 --> 01:40:12,240
Speaker 1: but I can't talk about it more because I sound

1979
01:40:12,280 --> 01:40:14,120
Speaker 1: like I'm just talking about me, me, me, my book,

1980
01:40:14,200 --> 01:40:16,519
Speaker 1: my book. So I need other people to talk about it.

1981
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:18,760
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's my plan. Yeah, that's a good plan.

1982
01:40:18,880 --> 01:40:22,439
Speaker 1: So if you go to book at Elvis Duran dot com,

1983
01:40:22,640 --> 01:40:24,760
Speaker 1: you can send us an email with a video telling

1984
01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:26,920
Speaker 1: us why you love the book, and then we'll put

1985
01:40:26,960 --> 01:40:28,560
Speaker 1: you on the radio and you'll be a part of

1986
01:40:28,600 --> 01:40:31,439
Speaker 1: our commercial. That way, it's not me talking about me, me, me,

1987
01:40:32,000 --> 01:40:36,080
Speaker 1: it's you talking about me. What an ego? If I

1988
01:40:36,200 --> 01:40:38,200
Speaker 1: had my own radio show and wrote a book, I

1989
01:40:38,240 --> 01:40:39,800
Speaker 1: would talk about it all day. Well no, but after

1990
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,640
Speaker 1: a while it's such Oh Harry is talking about a

1991
01:40:41,680 --> 01:40:44,400
Speaker 1: stupid book. Here. Hey, ye, Andrew came here. How many

1992
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:46,840
Speaker 1: we just this is the first time we've asked for

1993
01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:49,160
Speaker 1: people to send videos. So no one sent them in yet, right, no,

1994
01:40:49,439 --> 01:40:53,519
Speaker 1: no one? So okay, have one book at Elvis durand

1995
01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:55,160
Speaker 1: dot com. That's what you're going to email. But you

1996
01:40:55,200 --> 01:40:57,760
Speaker 1: have to also sign a release so we can use you. Yes,

1997
01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:01,240
Speaker 1: in any way we want. Yes, okay, check now, email

1998
01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:04,040
Speaker 1: is book at Elvis Durand dot com. What about now,

1999
01:41:04,240 --> 01:41:07,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say maybe one person. Okay, okay, so book

2000
01:41:07,920 --> 01:41:09,840
Speaker 1: at Elvis Durand dot com. Send a video of you

2001
01:41:09,960 --> 01:41:15,960
Speaker 1: talking about how great my book is. What straight name?

2002
01:41:16,080 --> 01:41:18,080
Speaker 1: You want me to read a review from Amazon? Oh? No,

2003
01:41:18,439 --> 01:41:20,839
Speaker 1: it's a bad one. This is a great one. Five stars.

2004
01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:24,600
Speaker 1: Must read Elvis Durand. You're an amazing human and I

2005
01:41:24,680 --> 01:41:26,920
Speaker 1: didn't expect any less from your book. Thank you for

2006
01:41:27,000 --> 01:41:30,320
Speaker 1: sharing your stories with us. As the tears fall upon completion,

2007
01:41:30,600 --> 01:41:33,240
Speaker 1: like the series finale of my favorite show, I'm sad

2008
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:35,519
Speaker 1: the book is over, but lucky me, I still get

2009
01:41:35,520 --> 01:41:37,400
Speaker 1: to spend the mornings with you and listen to your

2010
01:41:37,479 --> 01:41:39,599
Speaker 1: day to day stories. You read a bad one. Okay,

2011
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:45,800
Speaker 1: you read a bad review review. I know from my eyes,

2012
01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:48,800
Speaker 1: I think I wrote that one. You know you always

2013
01:41:48,800 --> 01:41:50,800
Speaker 1: look at yelp reviews from your favorite restaurants. You know

2014
01:41:50,840 --> 01:41:53,240
Speaker 1: they're writing those, Oh totally, And all the good reviews

2015
01:41:53,880 --> 01:41:56,680
Speaker 1: on Amazon, I wrote all of them. You read a

2016
01:41:56,760 --> 01:42:01,360
Speaker 1: bad one. I'm disappointed. Three stars. Somebody gave it two stars?

2017
01:42:02,080 --> 01:42:05,200
Speaker 1: Pulling up right now here. Okay, come on, hurry, all right,

2018
01:42:05,240 --> 01:42:09,599
Speaker 1: here we go. Oh gosh, there's two two star reviews. Now, okay,

2019
01:42:10,800 --> 01:42:16,000
Speaker 1: are you sure? Yes? Go two stars. I didn't like

2020
01:42:16,120 --> 01:42:18,639
Speaker 1: it that much as the title. Okay, I love Elvis

2021
01:42:18,680 --> 01:42:21,479
Speaker 1: and I was looking forward to the book, but I'm disappointed. No,

2022
01:42:21,680 --> 01:42:23,479
Speaker 1: read that one they like me, read one where they

2023
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:29,800
Speaker 1: just hate me? This? No, okay, here's okay good? Where

2024
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:31,840
Speaker 1: do you go next? Is the title? Two stars. I

2025
01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:33,560
Speaker 1: did not purchase the book, but I listened to it

2026
01:42:33,640 --> 01:42:36,479
Speaker 1: on audible. The review will be the show calls a

2027
01:42:36,600 --> 01:42:40,000
Speaker 1: turd sandwich. I will preface by stating I'm a lifelong

2028
01:42:40,040 --> 01:42:42,519
Speaker 1: listener of the show since Elvis and Elliott. I'm a

2029
01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:44,880
Speaker 1: superfrian who loves every member of the Morning Show. Unfortunately,

2030
01:42:44,960 --> 01:42:46,600
Speaker 1: I must agree with the three star review about the

2031
01:42:46,600 --> 01:42:49,760
Speaker 1: build up with a disappointing payoff. I gave it two

2032
01:42:49,800 --> 01:42:53,720
Speaker 1: stars because through the years, Elvis is proclaimed that'll be

2033
01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:56,439
Speaker 1: in the book when juicy stories were discussed. However, I

2034
01:42:56,520 --> 01:42:59,840
Speaker 1: found the book lacking. Okay, there you go the review

2035
01:42:59,840 --> 01:43:03,040
Speaker 1: of that. Why wouldn't you buy it just to see

2036
01:43:03,080 --> 01:43:06,040
Speaker 1: what everyone else is Taitan exactly. I'm not gonna lie though,

2037
01:43:06,080 --> 01:43:08,439
Speaker 1: when I see terrible reviews about something and really good

2038
01:43:08,479 --> 01:43:10,320
Speaker 1: reviews about something. I'm like, well, I have to decide

2039
01:43:10,320 --> 01:43:13,000
Speaker 1: for myself now. Like Garrett was talking about that movie Eli,

2040
01:43:13,160 --> 01:43:14,920
Speaker 1: that was super scary than you said. It was so

2041
01:43:15,120 --> 01:43:16,840
Speaker 1: bad that you shut it off. It's bad, which really

2042
01:43:16,880 --> 01:43:18,640
Speaker 1: piques my interest because now I'm like, well, I have

2043
01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:20,560
Speaker 1: to make a decision and pick aside. I've got a

2044
01:43:20,640 --> 01:43:23,120
Speaker 1: night apartment. I've got an idea. Just buy the book

2045
01:43:23,160 --> 01:43:27,679
Speaker 1: and don't read it, just then get the money. Yeah, no, really,

2046
01:43:27,800 --> 01:43:30,320
Speaker 1: I mean books. If you don't read books, they're very

2047
01:43:30,560 --> 01:43:35,120
Speaker 1: very decorative. Oh yeah, people think that you're brilliant. If

2048
01:43:35,120 --> 01:43:37,360
Speaker 1: you had my books, carry it around with you. You

2049
01:43:37,360 --> 01:43:39,760
Speaker 1: don't have to read it. It's a compost star. Sure

2050
01:43:39,840 --> 01:43:46,920
Speaker 1: you're gonna be in Staten Island. That's right, scary will

2051
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:50,880
Speaker 1: be at the Staten Island, Barnes and Noble, Wednesday, November thirteen.

2052
01:43:51,000 --> 01:43:53,439
Speaker 1: How do I get you? Go to Elvis Duran book

2053
01:43:53,600 --> 01:43:57,559
Speaker 1: dot com. Yes, I wish we had a studio taser.

2054
01:43:58,280 --> 01:44:00,880
Speaker 1: We need a studio taser. Right, enough about me in

2055
01:44:00,960 --> 01:44:02,880
Speaker 1: my book? What do you think about me in my book?

2056
01:44:03,240 --> 01:44:05,439
Speaker 1: I know. My whole point is it it sounds like

2057
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:07,439
Speaker 1: it's so Ego blast, it doesn't here to talk about

2058
01:44:07,439 --> 01:44:10,160
Speaker 1: it all day. It's a good book. It is. If

2059
01:44:10,200 --> 01:44:13,040
Speaker 1: it sucked, we wouldn't talk about it. But it's actually good.

2060
01:44:13,120 --> 01:44:15,120
Speaker 1: Oh no, you talk about it good or bad, we

2061
01:44:15,280 --> 01:44:17,639
Speaker 1: just still talk about it. Is your book exactly? It's

2062
01:44:17,680 --> 01:44:20,439
Speaker 1: my book. Yeah, it's bad, good, whatever, didn't matter. It's

2063
01:44:20,439 --> 01:44:22,880
Speaker 1: a book. All right. Let's get into the Danielle Report. Yes,

2064
01:44:23,080 --> 01:44:26,360
Speaker 1: what's your headline? Isn't about how great my book? About

2065
01:44:26,360 --> 01:44:29,599
Speaker 1: how fantastic that book is. I think I've talked enough

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Speaker 1: about it, all Right's talk about Justin Bieber. He took

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01:44:33,320 --> 01:44:36,200
Speaker 1: to Instagram and he posted something that says, if this

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01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:39,040
Speaker 1: gets twenty million likes, Justin Bieber will release an album

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01:44:39,120 --> 01:44:41,479
Speaker 1: before Christmas. So as of right now, it has almost

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01:44:41,560 --> 01:44:43,960
Speaker 1: ten million likes. So if you want new music from

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01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:46,560
Speaker 1: the Babes, you need to get over there and like

2072
01:44:47,040 --> 01:44:50,360
Speaker 1: his post reposted, do whatever the heck you need to do. Nonsense,

2073
01:44:50,400 --> 01:44:53,040
Speaker 1: This is nonsense. Why you don't like Bieber? No, I

2074
01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,760
Speaker 1: just know he already has the album done and he's

2075
01:44:54,760 --> 01:44:55,960
Speaker 1: trying to get out there and get the likes. You

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01:44:56,040 --> 01:44:59,560
Speaker 1: have the album, you know, Okay, so we all know

2077
01:44:59,640 --> 01:45:03,879
Speaker 1: it's just a ploy. So Alex r Beck from Jeopardy

2078
01:45:04,120 --> 01:45:06,640
Speaker 1: was talking to a kid who is going through some

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01:45:06,720 --> 01:45:09,600
Speaker 1: stuff right now, and the kid wanted to really just

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01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:12,320
Speaker 1: talk to Alex and they found a way to make

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01:45:12,360 --> 01:45:14,960
Speaker 1: it happen. So when Alex Trebeck called the kid's house,

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01:45:15,000 --> 01:45:17,439
Speaker 1: he wasn't there, so he left him a voicemail. But

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01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:20,400
Speaker 1: it didn't stop there because he wound up finally getting

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01:45:20,439 --> 01:45:21,880
Speaker 1: him in person and talked to the kid on the

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01:45:21,920 --> 01:45:24,160
Speaker 1: phone for like seven minutes. Made the kid feel so

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01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:26,040
Speaker 1: much better about what he was going through and it

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01:45:26,160 --> 01:45:28,080
Speaker 1: was just really really sweet, just the fact that he

2088
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:30,600
Speaker 1: loved him. A voicemail first, that's all he needed to do.

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01:45:31,040 --> 01:45:33,639
Speaker 1: He made sure to get him on the phone in person.

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01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:36,120
Speaker 1: Can we talk about Alex? I love him. He's one

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01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:37,840
Speaker 1: of my favorite people mine too, And you know, and

2092
01:45:37,960 --> 01:45:41,120
Speaker 1: how God helped them make that decision when they have

2093
01:45:41,240 --> 01:45:44,360
Speaker 1: to replace him from Jeopardy. Who can replace him? I

2094
01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:45,880
Speaker 1: think I'm the only one who could do it. You

2095
01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:47,280
Speaker 1: could do it? Yeah, I think it has to be me.

2096
01:45:47,439 --> 01:45:49,240
Speaker 1: I think the show might be done. Then I think

2097
01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:52,960
Speaker 1: it's maybe we're done with kishev? How different do you

2098
01:45:53,040 --> 01:45:55,720
Speaker 1: think his life is now that he knows his days

2099
01:45:55,760 --> 01:45:59,200
Speaker 1: are numbered, and how why are we not living our

2100
01:45:59,280 --> 01:46:02,240
Speaker 1: lives like that? Because it always takes something crazy and

2101
01:46:02,360 --> 01:46:04,879
Speaker 1: big to happen for you to figure that it shouldn't.

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01:46:04,880 --> 01:46:07,160
Speaker 1: I mean, shouldn't. I agree? Just be honest. Our days,

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01:46:07,200 --> 01:46:09,160
Speaker 1: our number doesn't er if you're eighteen years old or

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01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:11,720
Speaker 1: you're eighty eight years old. Your days are numbers, that is,

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01:46:12,040 --> 01:46:14,120
Speaker 1: so you should be living every day as if it's

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01:46:14,160 --> 01:46:16,720
Speaker 1: your last. Yep, I agree. I mean, knowing that my

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01:46:16,840 --> 01:46:18,880
Speaker 1: dad's in the hospital now and everything going on with him,

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01:46:19,200 --> 01:46:23,240
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm trying to be kinder with things

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01:46:23,680 --> 01:46:25,680
Speaker 1: like That's the thing that I'm taking away from this

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01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:27,600
Speaker 1: is just like that. And a lot of times I go,

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01:46:27,840 --> 01:46:31,880
Speaker 1: who cares? Like if something really stupid happens, that's so insignificant,

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01:46:31,920 --> 01:46:34,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, who cares? And really we should all be

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01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:36,960
Speaker 1: living our lives like that. Yeah, all right, let's talk

2114
01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:40,240
Speaker 1: about Lizzo. She was actually a question on Jeopardy and

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01:46:40,360 --> 01:46:44,680
Speaker 1: she freaked out lucky. So the basically the question was.

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01:46:44,840 --> 01:46:47,320
Speaker 1: In twenty nineteen, this five letter rap and R and

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01:46:47,400 --> 01:46:50,040
Speaker 1: B artist had the Juice to be nominated for Best

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01:46:50,120 --> 01:46:53,160
Speaker 1: New Artists at the VMA's and it was who is Lizzo?

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01:46:53,200 --> 01:46:56,880
Speaker 1: And she freaked out. She took two ends that She's like, bitch, bitch,

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01:46:57,000 --> 01:47:00,639
Speaker 1: this ain't a drill. That's gotta be honor. You said,

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01:47:00,640 --> 01:47:02,759
Speaker 1: I love you, Alex, your backyash. She was very very excited.

2122
01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:04,960
Speaker 1: Did you guys know the Grudge is coming back? They're

2123
01:47:04,960 --> 01:47:08,439
Speaker 1: doing a remake of the Grudge. There's a trailer out too.

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01:47:08,520 --> 01:47:10,760
Speaker 1: Can you hear that sounded you freak out? Yeah? It

2125
01:47:10,800 --> 01:47:13,040
Speaker 1: will be out in twenty twenty, so get ready for that.

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01:47:13,320 --> 01:47:17,920
Speaker 1: Disney is also working on a new Christmas Carol and

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01:47:18,760 --> 01:47:22,800
Speaker 1: Louis Capaldi's Someone You Loved has dethroned the Lizzo truth

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01:47:22,880 --> 01:47:24,840
Speaker 1: hurts on the hot one. We need a new song

2129
01:47:24,920 --> 01:47:27,160
Speaker 1: from him now. Yeah, that's a kind of kind of tired.

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01:47:28,040 --> 01:47:30,200
Speaker 1: Game six of the World Series going down tonight. You've

2131
01:47:30,240 --> 01:47:32,360
Speaker 1: got the voice. It is the Knockout Round featuring Taylor

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01:47:32,439 --> 01:47:38,320
Speaker 1: Swift as a mega mentor. Here's the Grudge and don't

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01:47:38,360 --> 01:47:41,200
Speaker 1: forget this. This is Us is on as well. That's

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01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:43,599
Speaker 1: a scary noise. It is all right, thank you, Danielle,

2135
01:47:43,640 --> 01:47:47,120
Speaker 1: You're uncle. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

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01:47:47,439 --> 01:47:49,880
Speaker 1: Hi This is Chelsea Hammon. Hey, this is Taylor Swift. Hey,

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01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:51,880
Speaker 1: what's going on? This is Brendan Ury from Panic at

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Speaker 1: the Disco. You're listening to Elvis ran Elbister Rand in

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01:47:54,800 --> 01:47:58,200
Speaker 1: the Morning Show. You put ketchup on your eggs. Let

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01:47:58,280 --> 01:48:00,960
Speaker 1: me shake it up with Cholula Hot sauce. Now. I

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01:48:01,040 --> 01:48:03,160
Speaker 1: put it on all my favorites because it makes them

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01:48:03,240 --> 01:48:06,639
Speaker 1: taste that much better. Just look for Cholula's iconic wooden cap.

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01:48:13,640 --> 01:48:15,880
Speaker 1: So when I'm supposed to open these, yeah, yeah. So

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01:48:16,040 --> 01:48:18,920
Speaker 1: Scottie b God love him. He sees things at the

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01:48:18,960 --> 01:48:20,679
Speaker 1: grocery store and says, I've got a good though for Elvis.

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01:48:20,720 --> 01:48:22,640
Speaker 1: I don't know why, but he brought me a new

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01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:27,519
Speaker 1: Pringles Roasted Turkey Limited Edition chips. So it's Pringles that

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01:48:27,600 --> 01:48:34,160
Speaker 1: taste like roasted turn Oh never sniff it. You don't

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01:48:34,160 --> 01:48:35,800
Speaker 1: smell it. Oh he said it again. It smells like

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01:48:35,880 --> 01:48:38,760
Speaker 1: roasted turkey. I mean it's not like an awful smell,

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01:48:38,840 --> 01:48:40,280
Speaker 1: but you just you don't want to smell that in

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01:48:40,320 --> 01:48:43,000
Speaker 1: your chips. Okay, looking at both of your faces right now,

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01:48:43,000 --> 01:48:45,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to go anywhere near that. No, thank you,

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01:48:46,040 --> 01:48:48,799
Speaker 1: this is gross. Taste it. Yeah, what tastes like turkey?

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01:48:48,880 --> 01:48:52,040
Speaker 1: And now they're both reaching for the chips turkey grips great?

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01:48:52,040 --> 01:48:54,160
Speaker 1: Why are you videoing this? I was, I was somebody

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01:48:54,320 --> 01:48:55,800
Speaker 1: you pop the top and I'm like, I wanted to

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01:48:55,840 --> 01:48:58,120
Speaker 1: get your initial reaction. Is it any good? I don't.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Just one bite, I mean, they're not.

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01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:05,280
Speaker 1: It's I think turkey should taste like turkey, tastes like cream.

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01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:09,760
Speaker 1: Onion to me is a lot better. Actually, I'm enjoying them. Really,

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01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:15,519
Speaker 1: do you want to try it? Gandhi? After that reaction,

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01:49:15,560 --> 01:49:16,960
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I guess I could give it. Ah.

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01:49:17,040 --> 01:49:19,320
Speaker 1: Our friend Olivia is here. Give her those. Olivia, how

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Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? How are you? Will you? Will

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01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:26,639
Speaker 1: you try a roasted turkey prangle? Sure? Come on, I'm

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01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:31,680
Speaker 1: a little scared. It doesn't. It tastes like turkey. Back

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01:49:31,720 --> 01:49:35,120
Speaker 1: this way, It's actually pretty good. Not the worst thing

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Speaker 1: in the world. You know what? They get better? Oh

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01:49:39,920 --> 01:49:42,000
Speaker 1: my god, smells like the inside of a shoe, but

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01:49:42,200 --> 01:49:46,519
Speaker 1: tastes better. Don't sniff it. It's like stinky cheese. Stinky

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01:49:46,600 --> 01:49:48,519
Speaker 1: cheese smells, but it always tastes great. Here give me

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01:49:51,200 --> 01:49:55,599
Speaker 1: so Olivia, Olivia, Olivia is embarking on a career in radio,

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01:49:55,640 --> 01:49:57,360
Speaker 1: and I keep trying to talk you talk about it.

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01:49:57,439 --> 01:49:59,160
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, you're not doing a very good job at that.

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Speaker 1: Your mom is your If you love your daughter, you'll

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Speaker 1: get her away from radio. I don't know, but it's

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Speaker 1: always been your dream to be on the radio. And

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Speaker 1: here you are eating turkey flavoring pringles. Oh my god, exactly,

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01:50:08,720 --> 01:50:13,360
Speaker 1: as I imagine. It's like a bide of Thanksgiving and

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01:50:13,439 --> 01:50:16,320
Speaker 1: every every can Oh. No, Daniel's really down in that

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01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:18,799
Speaker 1: water over there. I'm not sure she loved it. Salty.

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01:50:20,120 --> 01:50:23,479
Speaker 1: I like that part. Yeah, all right, once again, we

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01:50:23,600 --> 01:50:25,880
Speaker 1: go on and on and really don't do anything. We're

2185
01:50:25,920 --> 01:50:28,600
Speaker 1: not saving anyone. Is anyone laughing at the image on

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01:50:28,680 --> 01:50:31,639
Speaker 1: the cover of the Pringles? What it's like a turkey

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01:50:31,720 --> 01:50:33,479
Speaker 1: shaped sort of like a human with a bow tie

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01:50:33,479 --> 01:50:36,360
Speaker 1: in the pringle's face. Exactly. It's a little uncomfortable and

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01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:39,120
Speaker 1: also kind of sexual. Averyon'm gon an addition, though, yeah,

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01:50:39,439 --> 01:50:42,200
Speaker 1: I know these are worth something. All right. Anyway, Olivia,

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you could join us today to have some

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Speaker 1: turkey flavored pringles. Thank you so much for having me.

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Speaker 1: Really enjoyed the Pringles very well, hey, gandhi, Yes, the

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01:50:52,920 --> 01:50:54,519
Speaker 1: three things we need to know? What are they? The

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01:50:54,600 --> 01:50:57,679
Speaker 1: obesity epidemic is hitting children much harder than previously thought,

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01:50:57,720 --> 01:51:00,400
Speaker 1: and doctors are now recommending weight loss surge if you

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01:51:00,479 --> 01:51:02,599
Speaker 1: have a child that is obese. A lot of people

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Speaker 1: say that this is controversial because they say children should

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Speaker 1: be able to work out and get older and maybe

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01:51:07,479 --> 01:51:09,800
Speaker 1: you'll work the weight off. But you say you support this,

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01:51:09,960 --> 01:51:12,680
Speaker 1: right you think that. Look, Look I'm not. Look I

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01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:15,120
Speaker 1: support it for adults, okay, who need to have because

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01:51:15,120 --> 01:51:18,840
Speaker 1: I had the gas breaks, leave procedure and save my life,

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01:51:18,880 --> 01:51:20,160
Speaker 1: in your life. But I don't know if if a

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01:51:20,320 --> 01:51:22,680
Speaker 1: child should be doing it. I'm not. I don't know either.

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01:51:22,720 --> 01:51:24,920
Speaker 1: But I'm not a doctor, and these doctors are saying, no,

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01:51:25,080 --> 01:51:27,720
Speaker 1: it's probably something that they should do. I'm a radio guy. Yeah,

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01:51:27,760 --> 01:51:29,800
Speaker 1: I eat turkey flavored pringles for a little you do?

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Speaker 1: Why are you asking my opinion about anything? Moving on,

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01:51:33,120 --> 01:51:35,559
Speaker 1: Amazon Prime members are going to get their groceries delivered

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01:51:35,600 --> 01:51:38,600
Speaker 1: for free. They announced today they all Amazon Prime you

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01:51:38,640 --> 01:51:43,080
Speaker 1: can get your groceries delivered for free when Danielle starting today,

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01:51:43,120 --> 01:51:45,519
Speaker 1: They announced all grocery orders will be integrated into a

2214
01:51:45,600 --> 01:51:50,800
Speaker 1: single portal or I got you. It'll include one and

2215
01:51:50,920 --> 01:51:53,880
Speaker 1: two hour delivery windows for Amazon Fresh and for Whole Food.

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01:51:54,160 --> 01:51:58,360
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Danielle. And finally, we know that the World

2217
01:51:58,479 --> 01:52:00,000
Speaker 1: Series is going on, and if you want to get

2218
01:52:00,200 --> 01:52:03,200
Speaker 1: banned from all Major League Baseball games forever, go ahead

2219
01:52:03,200 --> 01:52:04,920
Speaker 1: and try and flash the picture, because that's what two

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01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:07,320
Speaker 1: Instagram models did. And then when they got busted, they said, no,

2221
01:52:07,680 --> 01:52:12,120
Speaker 1: it was just for breast cancer awareness. Okay, okay, I

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01:52:12,240 --> 01:52:14,080
Speaker 1: love them for that. And those are your three things,

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01:52:14,160 --> 01:52:19,599
Speaker 1: Thank you God. Welan in the Morning show, there's only

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01:52:19,720 --> 01:52:21,720
Speaker 1: one hot sauce that was able to convert me from

2225
01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:25,080
Speaker 1: my usual arsenal Cholula. Their newest flavor, Sweet have a

2226
01:52:25,200 --> 01:52:27,920
Speaker 1: narrow pack such a punch that it actually made me smile.

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01:52:27,960 --> 01:52:30,280
Speaker 1: I loved it. With six flavors to choose from, don't

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01:52:30,280 --> 01:52:35,200
Speaker 1: be afraid to upgrade to Cholula, Elvis, Elvis durand the

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Speaker 1: Elvis durand phone tap. All right, let's get into it,

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01:52:40,000 --> 01:52:43,479
Speaker 1: the phone tap with Scary. You did this one right, Scary, Yes,

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01:52:43,560 --> 01:52:46,360
Speaker 1: I did. Dear Elvis. We had a Halloween party at

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01:52:46,400 --> 01:52:49,519
Speaker 1: a wedding hall book since summer. My friend Lauren is

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01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:51,479
Speaker 1: one of the party planners. The guy from the wedding

2234
01:52:51,520 --> 01:52:53,720
Speaker 1: hall we've been dealing with has been pretty shady, so

2235
01:52:53,840 --> 01:52:57,360
Speaker 1: we've been anticipating something going wrong. So why don't you

2236
01:52:57,479 --> 01:53:00,519
Speaker 1: guys pose as the shady guy from the wedding hall

2237
01:53:01,000 --> 01:53:04,120
Speaker 1: who's gonna screw up our Halloween party. Let's phone tapper.

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01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:08,519
Speaker 1: This comes from Tricia and Sean. They are phone tapping Lauren.

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01:53:08,520 --> 01:53:10,400
Speaker 1: All right. Tricia starts to call to her friend Lauren,

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01:53:10,439 --> 01:53:14,080
Speaker 1: and then Scary comes on as the shady caterer, which

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01:53:14,200 --> 01:53:16,519
Speaker 1: is not a stretch for him. Let's listen to your

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01:53:16,560 --> 01:53:21,800
Speaker 1: phone tap. Hi, what we have a big problem? What

2243
01:53:22,280 --> 01:53:25,000
Speaker 1: I got a phone quoll from the hall. Yeah. Remember

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01:53:25,120 --> 01:53:27,840
Speaker 1: Ken's being real shady. Yeah. Well, now they're telling me

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01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:31,680
Speaker 1: that we can't have our party. Oh my god, I

2246
01:53:31,760 --> 01:53:35,120
Speaker 1: couldn't really talk with my bosses here. But he's saying

2247
01:53:35,200 --> 01:53:38,160
Speaker 1: that they have somebody else in that now they're not

2248
01:53:38,280 --> 01:53:40,719
Speaker 1: letting us through the party. This is really like, Adam,

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01:53:41,640 --> 01:53:44,920
Speaker 1: are you hidding me? I'm your chap with desk. I

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01:53:45,040 --> 01:53:46,680
Speaker 1: know they can't today they got it. Give me the

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01:53:46,800 --> 01:53:52,880
Speaker 1: number AMNU for him? Yeah, I'll confidence us. Yeah, Hello, Hello,

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01:53:52,960 --> 01:53:55,760
Speaker 1: this is Ken. Hi Ken, It's Trisha calling about this

2253
01:53:55,840 --> 01:53:57,640
Speaker 1: party we're supposed to have on Saturday. I have my

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01:53:57,720 --> 01:54:00,800
Speaker 1: roommate Lauren on the phone, a big stop that you're

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01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:03,280
Speaker 1: trying to cancel the party on us two days before. Okay,

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01:54:03,280 --> 01:54:05,240
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to cancel the party. I'm just saying

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01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:07,719
Speaker 1: that you should have it somewhere else. No, we cannot

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01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:10,479
Speaker 1: have it somewhere else these two days before. You're a

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01:54:10,800 --> 01:54:14,040
Speaker 1: very shady individual. And I've known people that have tried

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01:54:14,040 --> 01:54:17,200
Speaker 1: to book parties with you before and you they all agree.

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01:54:17,320 --> 01:54:20,439
Speaker 1: You have to understand something in this business. Money talks.

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01:54:20,800 --> 01:54:23,439
Speaker 1: There's somebody that we have that is going to pay

2263
01:54:23,560 --> 01:54:27,160
Speaker 1: double Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. We had the money,

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01:54:27,400 --> 01:54:31,120
Speaker 1: we saw a contract. It's not all about money talks.

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01:54:31,160 --> 01:54:34,280
Speaker 1: It's about the first comfort first. And when we came

2266
01:54:34,360 --> 01:54:37,839
Speaker 1: to you back in August, you said that date was ours.

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01:54:38,760 --> 01:54:41,560
Speaker 1: Whose there's other people. These are special people, if you

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01:54:41,640 --> 01:54:44,240
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, special people, special people. These

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Speaker 1: are special people. Do these one in a family member?

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Speaker 1: Did you ever see growing up, Gottie? I don't care.

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01:54:50,320 --> 01:54:54,840
Speaker 1: If they're the goodies, I don't care. Are you're telling

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Speaker 1: you we haven't had the party because the gotties who

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01:54:57,480 --> 01:55:00,520
Speaker 1: are special people are willing to pay more money. They

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01:55:00,600 --> 01:55:03,080
Speaker 1: got much more money than you. It doesn't matter that

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01:55:03,160 --> 01:55:05,600
Speaker 1: they have more money than it matters that we as

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01:55:05,640 --> 01:55:10,840
Speaker 1: started a contract a party. Your contracts are made to

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Speaker 1: be broken. People break marriage contracts every single day. Marriage

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01:55:15,840 --> 01:55:20,960
Speaker 1: contract in here is about party. Now I'm getting married,

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01:55:21,000 --> 01:55:24,280
Speaker 1: and that's gonna be major, major problem. You're gonna be

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01:55:24,320 --> 01:55:26,600
Speaker 1: ready to hole to be shut down. After I write

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Speaker 1: a letter in the act answer I get, I would

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01:55:29,520 --> 01:55:32,840
Speaker 1: just news on your back. Listen, what's your costume gonna be? Awre?

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01:55:32,880 --> 01:55:35,200
Speaker 1: You gonna be a sexy alley cat or like a devil?

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01:55:35,480 --> 01:55:38,840
Speaker 1: I mean, just think of what you just think of

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01:55:38,920 --> 01:55:44,280
Speaker 1: what you're bringing into my catering hall. You this can't happen.

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01:55:44,520 --> 01:55:46,520
Speaker 1: We need to have this party, okay, Listen, all I

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01:55:46,600 --> 01:55:49,280
Speaker 1: need is for other people to see what you're not wearing,

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01:55:49,520 --> 01:55:51,480
Speaker 1: and my catering hall is going to go down the tubes.

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Speaker 1: You don't give You've got to be ready for you

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01:55:55,240 --> 01:55:57,480
Speaker 1: ASTs you want me to get try on you because

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01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:02,040
Speaker 1: what you are back You can't even afford a cell

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01:56:02,080 --> 01:56:04,360
Speaker 1: phone that works properly. With all these crackles, I can't

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01:56:04,360 --> 01:56:08,600
Speaker 1: even hear you. No, my phone is perfect. Okay, it's

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01:56:08,640 --> 01:56:12,520
Speaker 1: not perfect. You are not perfect. You don't even come

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01:56:12,640 --> 01:56:16,240
Speaker 1: close to the importance of growing up gotties, growing up

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01:56:16,800 --> 01:56:18,960
Speaker 1: to you special people, if you know what I mean,

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01:56:19,400 --> 01:56:22,480
Speaker 1: growing up gotties or proving their parties their homes pay

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01:56:22,600 --> 01:56:25,800
Speaker 1: triple two days before will you and your little friends

2299
01:56:25,880 --> 01:56:28,600
Speaker 1: can go somewhere else, someone's basement and have kool aid.

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Speaker 1: I'm hanging up now before I ring the net or

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01:56:32,320 --> 01:56:35,040
Speaker 1: have somebody else to do it like the Boddies. I'm

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Speaker 1: calling a lawyer. Hello, Lauren, Yes, this is Ken. I

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01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:43,680
Speaker 1: know who it is. I'm at work right now. I

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01:56:43,720 --> 01:56:46,520
Speaker 1: can't talk about this. I was outside on my cell phone. Okay, Finish,

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01:56:46,560 --> 01:56:48,400
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. We don't

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01:56:48,440 --> 01:56:51,960
Speaker 1: want it at your trashy hoole. It's your problem now, buddy,

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01:56:52,200 --> 01:56:56,920
Speaker 1: it's your problem, a problem Lauren. Yes, this is Scary

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01:56:57,000 --> 01:56:58,640
Speaker 1: Jones Alvis to right in the Morning Show. You got

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Speaker 1: phone tapped. You could say, Sean, I had nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with it. Please don't get in trouble. Chris tap,

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Speaker 1: Chris tap, roommate trishot Scary, Yes, you knew it would

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Speaker 1: work with you Morning and I said, there's no lay anyhow,

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Speaker 1: I have a gift phone tap. I know everyone's voices,

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Speaker 1: Michael Apenhoria, everybody phone tap. Have an idea for a

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Speaker 1: phone tab? Go to Ellis Duran dot com, click on

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Speaker 1: the phone tap tab, tell us what you want to do.

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Speaker 1: The Ellie durand Phone Tab were on Ellie's durand in

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Speaker 1: the Morning show Danielle, Yeah, I'm so excited about The

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Speaker 1: Little Mermaid Live. I don't know November fifth. I don't

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01:57:45,080 --> 01:57:48,440
Speaker 1: know if you saw um the commercial last night during

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01:57:48,560 --> 01:57:51,320
Speaker 1: the Fantastic Halloween edition of Dancing with the Stars. But

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01:57:52,320 --> 01:57:54,720
Speaker 1: it looks dude, it's actually the movie. But then in

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01:57:54,840 --> 01:57:58,720
Speaker 1: between things they're gonna have live musical numbers, and then

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Speaker 1: they're also going to have some animation and some animatronics

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Speaker 1: and some puppetry. It looks like it's going to pretty

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01:58:03,640 --> 01:58:05,600
Speaker 1: pretty cool different. I wondered how they were going to

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01:58:05,680 --> 01:58:08,280
Speaker 1: do that, like live action under the sea. Right, So

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01:58:08,440 --> 01:58:11,040
Speaker 1: we'll stay well, hopefully it will latches the point because

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Speaker 1: I'm too excited for I want to have a party

2331
01:58:13,000 --> 01:58:14,920
Speaker 1: for this, me too. But I've been disappointed by some

2332
01:58:14,960 --> 01:58:17,280
Speaker 1: of the I know, I know. Netflix is setting a

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Speaker 1: new feature. It's going to allow users to change playback

2334
01:58:19,920 --> 01:58:22,280
Speaker 1: speed so you can watch scenes in slow motion or

2335
01:58:22,360 --> 01:58:25,000
Speaker 1: make them faster. Some actors and directors are pissed off

2336
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Speaker 1: because they're like, this is our art and you're trying

2337
01:58:27,360 --> 01:58:28,720
Speaker 1: to change it, and we don't want you to do that.

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Anison was on Ellen yesterday. They kissed. It was cute,

2339
01:58:32,240 --> 01:58:35,360
Speaker 1: and she said there's still no Friends reboot, but the

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01:58:35,520 --> 01:58:38,960
Speaker 1: cast may do something. They just don't know what it is.

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01:58:39,320 --> 01:58:41,200
Speaker 1: My guess is they probably always get offers to do

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Speaker 1: stuff together. Yeah, but you know, yeah, it's gonna be

2343
01:58:43,680 --> 01:58:46,680
Speaker 1: the right thing. And John Legend and Kelly Clarkson recorded

2344
01:58:46,720 --> 01:58:49,360
Speaker 1: a new version of the holiday song Baby It's Cold Outside,

2345
01:58:49,640 --> 01:58:52,320
Speaker 1: and apparently the updated lyrics make the guys seem less

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01:58:52,400 --> 01:58:55,160
Speaker 1: like a creep I don't know, it seemed a little

2347
01:58:55,200 --> 01:58:57,680
Speaker 1: creepy still, you think so the wording of it, I

2348
01:58:57,800 --> 01:58:59,080
Speaker 1: was like, I have to hear it. I have to

2349
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Speaker 1: hear it. And Sumber issue of Vanity Fair has John

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Speaker 1: Legend on one of the covers, Christie Takans on one

2351
01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:07,560
Speaker 1: family all over it. It is so cute and we

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01:59:07,760 --> 01:59:10,520
Speaker 1: love them so much. They are just like the most

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01:59:10,560 --> 01:59:13,240
Speaker 1: adorable family ever. Yes, I just love I just want

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Speaker 1: to hug them all. I want to be a legend.

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Speaker 1: I know me too. Can you adopt me Elvis Legend? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: me too. And Luke Brian got presented with a plaque

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Speaker 1: commemorating fifty four million in digital sales letist show less

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Speaker 1: Friday in Detroit. It's historic because that's more than any

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Speaker 1: other country artist. We love Luke Bryan. So congratulations, Look

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Speaker 1: your music ended. Oh so here's the thing. If my

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Speaker 1: music end, do I stop midstory? Yes? Okay, I know

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Speaker 1: for next time. This is Elvis Grand in the Morning Show.

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