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Speaker 1: Today, I affed up by not washing my filthy, filthy underpants.

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Speaker 2: Smelled him sweet sweet stanky boxes.

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Speaker 1: He kind of sounded like, uh, Mike, was how.

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Speaker 2: You didn't file your paper? Wake?

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Speaker 1: This is actually a yesterday I affed up, but I'm

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Speaker 1: now just getting to posting it, which is like, so

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Speaker 1: unlike a redditor, you post it while the fuck up

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Speaker 1: is happening. Come on, what are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Effed up by pissing off the mafia and getting shot

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Speaker 2: in the face. Hey, guys, I just got shot in

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Speaker 2: the face.

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Speaker 1: I'm bleeding out, but I thought I would post this. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is a little choppy. I'm everaging pretty bad right now. Guys. Yesterday,

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Speaker 1: was getting ready for work and put on some brand

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Speaker 1: new undies fresh out of the package. M fresh, give

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Speaker 1: him a sniff. I've always usually washed them first, for

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Speaker 1: fear of some weird detergent or something thing that could

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Speaker 1: do harm to my ding dong to make my butt

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Speaker 1: crack itchy. But I was in a hurry, so I

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Speaker 1: grabbed some through them on and headed to work.

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Speaker 2: It's a weird fear butt, okay.

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Speaker 1: You never know, You never know what they put in

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Speaker 1: those undies. I drink a lot of water during the day,

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Speaker 1: so usually have a couple of good whizzes in me.

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Speaker 1: I wear khaki colored pants at work, so I always

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Speaker 1: grab a paper towel on the way to wipe off

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Speaker 1: the dribble. And how about like a how about your

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Speaker 1: flick technique? Like, come on, but the flick doesn't doesn't

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Speaker 1: get everything here. It's like it's like the pull out method.

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Speaker 1: There's absolutely no guarantee. There's no guarantees. I had to

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Speaker 1: be pretty bad, so I hurried in. I grabbed my paper,

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Speaker 1: went to the urinal, unzipped and flipped and expected the

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Speaker 1: usual quick relief. Oh yeah, But instead I felt no

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Speaker 1: relief and my hands arms in front of my clothes

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Speaker 1: was getting sprayed. I looked down and there was a

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Speaker 1: little round sticker covering ninety nine percent of my dick hoole.

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Speaker 1: The other one percent of un covered dickole was wildly

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Speaker 1: and pray be all over me.

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Speaker 2: Oh my.

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Speaker 1: I hunched off out, peel it off, ouch, and finished

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Speaker 1: my pins. I went home an hour early so I

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Speaker 1: didn't have to sit around in my dirty pea pants.

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Speaker 2: I'm a mad pee boy.

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Speaker 1: But dude, what what a stroke of unlucky.

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Speaker 2: Literally covered your fucking penisole and it stayed like I

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Speaker 2: would think it would like blast would blast it off,

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Speaker 2: but it stayed there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe there was like a lot like just like

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Speaker 1: a flap of it was like really stuck, but the

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Speaker 1: other part just sprayed back. Check a pe hole, folks.

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Speaker 2: Morbl story