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Speaker 1: It's brooken. Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Flying saucers in the shape of giant maple bars.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, yes, let us be attacked.

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Speaker 2: Little green men trying to slide into your d ms,

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Speaker 2: and one naked guy holding a sign above his head

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Speaker 2: with an arrowed pointing down that says, beam this up, Scottie.

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Speaker 2: It's working.

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Speaker 4: Dumb.

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Speaker 1: When you think of all those things together in one place,

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Speaker 1: and you add in a clueless blonde with her stoner boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: you get It's the national UFO Festival, and the two

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Speaker 1: of them were both there asking all the believers a

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Speaker 1: simple question.

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Speaker 5: What you're doing at the UFO Festival.

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Speaker 6: Well, I'll actually try to go to the library close

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Speaker 6: and I heard a whole bunch of people here, so

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Speaker 6: I just started hanging out with them.

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Speaker 5: So you just got wandered over here. Ye, So do

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Speaker 5: you believe in aliens? Not really what, but all these

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Speaker 5: people around you do. Why don't you believe in aliens?

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Speaker 6: Have you seen any alien movies?

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Speaker 5: I have seen alien movies. I've seen like Independence Day

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Speaker 5: and like Men in Black.

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Speaker 6: Yeah. Word, they about everything that these kids are saying.

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Speaker 5: Oh I never thought of it that way. So have

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Speaker 5: you ever seen an alien or encountered one.

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Speaker 6: Hell no, I don't be looking at this guy. I've

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Speaker 6: been looking at TV screen.

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Speaker 5: So like, if someone proved you wrong and you ran

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Speaker 5: into an alien, what would you say to that alien?

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Speaker 6: I have better grades than all my siblings.

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Speaker 2: That's actually a bad answer, though, because if the aliens

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Speaker 2: think you're smart, then they're gonna want to take your brain.

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Speaker 2: If an alien comes up to you, you want to

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Speaker 2: act as stupid as possible so they leave you alone.

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Speaker 6: I think if that kid keeps talking, he'll be fine.

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Speaker 3: Jo away, he said.

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Speaker 5: Was a hot, hot take.

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Speaker 7: It was adorable.

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Speaker 3: What do you do at the UFO festival?

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Speaker 8: I'm celebrating aliens?

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Speaker 3: Okay, and I have to ask right away? Can you

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Speaker 3: describe your outfit for me?

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Speaker 8: I've got aliens on my breast and I've got a

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Speaker 8: metallic skirt and it's really cute.

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Speaker 3: Do you buy it just for this or do you

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Speaker 3: wear this other times?

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Speaker 8: I have been planning this for a few years.

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Speaker 3: Well, so your alien boob shirt has been waiting for

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Speaker 3: this day.

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Speaker 8: Yes, I have been waiting.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever spotted an alien before?

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Speaker 8: I've seen UFOs in the sky. I think everybody's seen them,

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Speaker 8: But every I.

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Speaker 3: Don't think everybody's seen them.

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Speaker 8: Look, if you look, you've seen them. If you look,

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Speaker 8: you've seen them.

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Speaker 3: Can you describe what they look like?

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Speaker 8: Our little bobs? And you see them and they they

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Speaker 8: fly in a weird fast motion.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a meteor.

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Speaker 8: No it's not. It's a plane. No no, no, no no.

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Speaker 8: If you go camp, I camp a lot. And so

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Speaker 8: if you go camping and you look in the sky.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so I hate camping. Is there another way I

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Speaker 3: could see UFOs?

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Speaker 8: I just want a cute outfit giving me?

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Speaker 2: Is there aliens out like Coachella or inside of them

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Speaker 2: forever twenty one?

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Speaker 8: And I see them? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Like that, I'm into it.

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Speaker 5: And with the space boobs. Oh that's exactly she looked

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Speaker 5: like she was going to Cachello. Aliens into boobs. I

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Speaker 5: never see aliens portrayed with a lot of cleavage Aliens.

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Speaker 8: I haven't either.

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Speaker 1: They fit, They have a great fitness program. I think

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Speaker 1: they're on the Keto diet up there.

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Speaker 3: That's not how you get boobs.

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Speaker 8: Okay, well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's what you're doing. At the UFO festival, where Jose

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Speaker 1: and Alexis went down and asked all the believers A

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Speaker 1: simple question.

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Speaker 5: What you're doing at the UFO Festival, Well.

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Speaker 4: Just kind of listening to him and playing on my

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Speaker 4: uncle's phone.

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Speaker 5: You're playing your uncle's phone and you're you're trying to

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Speaker 5: ignore or the guy on the stage who's talking, well.

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Speaker 8: Kind of is he? Is he boring?

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Speaker 5: Or is this interesting?

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Speaker 4: It's kind of interesting because he's talking about like lead

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Speaker 4: and paint, and lead you cannot eat.

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Speaker 8: Or you will die. What do aliens eat?

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Speaker 6: Think about it?

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Speaker 4: The only thing they would probably eat is us or

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Speaker 4: rock because technically the mood is just made out of

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Speaker 4: solid rock.

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Speaker 5: Oh so wait, so there's only two options if you're

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Speaker 5: an alien. Yeah, do you think alien would eat slag?

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Speaker 5: I've heard that word thrown around.

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Speaker 4: A lot, probably, but probably not.

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Speaker 2: I I got, but did anybody else hear how shocked

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Speaker 2: Hose was when they told him you're not supposed to

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Speaker 2: eat the lead based paint.

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Speaker 8: I was like, wait, why.

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Speaker 6: Keep going? Why are they giving talks to the ali

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Speaker 6: about lead based paint?

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Speaker 3: I don't know they learned a lot.

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Speaker 8: Okay, interesting, what.

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Speaker 7: You're doing at the UFO Festival, Well, I'm here on

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Speaker 7: a very serious piece of business, and that piece of

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Speaker 7: business is monitoring both humans and aliens in an environment

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Speaker 7: where they can collaborate. That is our job, and it's

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Speaker 7: been our job actually since June twenty first of nineteen

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Speaker 7: forty seven, when we first appeared at the Maury Island incident.

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Speaker 8: Okay, that was a lot.

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Speaker 3: So you like security, We.

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Speaker 7: Are an unidentified agency. We don't usually talk about where

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Speaker 7: we come from. Jad Grohover was very interested back in

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Speaker 7: nineteen forty seven.

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Speaker 3: But we are off book. You're like space security.

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Speaker 7: We are security of a nature that west ride in public.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So that's why you're dressed as a man.

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Speaker 8: In black right now?

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Speaker 7: Well, I can't tell you why I'm dressed as a

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Speaker 7: man in black?

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Speaker 5: Right now?

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Speaker 3: Do you always dress like this?

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Speaker 7: I can't tell you how I always?

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Speaker 8: Can you tell me anything? You can ask me what

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Speaker 8: I'm wearing?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 8: Are you? Are you married?

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Speaker 7: I can't tell you personal information. No.

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Speaker 3: You talk to people, you can't tell them anything.

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Speaker 7: I think we're having a fine conversation.

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Speaker 8: I don't so lame.

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, if you were a secret

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Speaker 1: special agent to fight off aliens, you probably shouldn't go

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Speaker 1: to the alien Convention.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a dead giveaway.

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Speaker 8: Or when the radio station pulls.

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Speaker 5: Up and asks for an interview, you'd say, no, right,

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Speaker 5: I'll talk every day about aliens.

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Speaker 2: I thought that was a great example of why Alexis

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Speaker 2: says she would date an old, rich guy but could.

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Speaker 1: Never actually pull it off because they have to talk

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Speaker 1: to each other.

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Speaker 3: They don't know when to stop. Come on, you can

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Speaker 3: tell I zoned out, man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was what you're doing at the UFO Festival.

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Speaker 1: For more what you do in segments, you can find

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Speaker 1: them all at the Brook and Jeffrey website or any

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Speaker 1: of our socials in staff, Facebook, TikTok, and YouTube at

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey photoaps.

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Speaker 3: Coming up next