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Speaker 1: Bold reverence and occasionally randomed the Sunday Hang with Clay

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Speaker 2: It starts now.

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Speaker 3: So I've seen a lot in New York in my years,

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Speaker 3: this is a first though for the Big Apple. So

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Speaker 3: this is first for everybody. They have now appointed this

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Speaker 3: the in the history of New York City, the first

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Speaker 3: ever rat Czar. They've got a rat zar now who

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Speaker 3: will be in charge of trying to uh lower the

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Speaker 3: And I just say, there's what you know, there's I

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Speaker 3: think it was one of the most viral clips I

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Speaker 3: can even I can even remember when there was a

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Speaker 3: rat on the New York City subway that was pulling

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Speaker 3: a whole slice of pizza up the stairs. I mean,

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Speaker 3: we were talking about this. I've lived in places I'll

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Speaker 3: be a I've lived in places where we've had mice. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I've had mice in my home. Mice look at you,

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Speaker 3: and you know you're thinking like nursery rhymes and they'll scream, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know, the ladies are all they're so gross. There's

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Speaker 3: a gross Yeah, they're gross, but like you know, mice

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Speaker 3: is scared of you. There are rats in New York

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Speaker 3: want to fight, Like they're ready to go. They're the

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Speaker 3: size of a small dog buck.

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Speaker 1: I lived in DC, and DC has a big rat

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Speaker 1: problem too, But I also lived in the Caribbean. They

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Speaker 1: have tree rats in the Caribbean. Oh, and these things

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Speaker 1: are monsters. And I came back one night from dinner

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Speaker 1: They also will just cut through like all of your

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Speaker 2: And I walked in.

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Speaker 1: Laura screamed, she was walking in first, like I opened

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Speaker 1: the door, she walks in, she screamed, I thought we

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Speaker 1: were getting robbed. She sprinted direct to the bedroom. Shut

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Speaker 1: the door. And it's your job, buddy, you're the husband.

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Speaker 1: I know this.

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Speaker 3: Carrie knows I'm the rat catcher if it comes to us.

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Speaker 1: She was like, you've got to get that out of here.

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Speaker 1: I swear I looked at this rat and it was

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Speaker 1: like standing there looking at me, and I felt like

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Speaker 1: the rat was like, let's go, bitch, Like he was

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Speaker 2: At me and he wanted he did it? Run, dude,

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Speaker 2: I had like, let's fight.

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Speaker 3: I had to pull my dog away once the rat came,

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Speaker 3: you know, kind of lunged out. Rats will actually, they'll

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Speaker 3: come at you. They'll jump at you if you if

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Speaker 3: the thing about a cornered rat is true, they will fight.

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Speaker 3: They won't just kind of like sit there and cringe.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, in New York City, sometimes you see a squirrel.

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Speaker 3: It's not a squirrel, folks. Sometimes you'll see a bunny rabbit,

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Speaker 3: not even a bunny. This thing squared up on me, Buck.

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Speaker 3: It was like a raccoon, and it was angry and

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Speaker 3: it was violent. And can I just say I was terrified.

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Speaker 3: Just New York City. This is at they needed. This

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Speaker 3: So yeah, they're they're right to take this problem seriously.

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Speaker 2: There we go.

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Speaker 1: No, there's no doubt. But everybody out there, I think

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Speaker 1: they can need a lot of rats ares. I like

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Speaker 1: to have some rats ars in DC too, for more

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Speaker 3: Sunday hang with Clay and Fucky. You know, we really

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Speaker 3: started a conversation here with the the ratzar story of

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Speaker 3: New York. One of our VIPs, Mic rights in become

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Speaker 3: a VIP at Clayandpuck dot com. By the way, you

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Speaker 3: get the immediate access email inbox here. Mike rets I

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Speaker 3: faced down a rat during the Vietnam War. I chased

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Speaker 3: it and it turned on me. I leveled my sixteen

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Speaker 3: allowed to fire. So there we are an im mortal standoff.

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Speaker 3: The rat did not know what an M sixteen was,

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Speaker 3: I surrendered and backed off the rat one. You know what,

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Speaker 3: firing off those rounds, and you know the rat is kg,

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Speaker 3: this is why, you know, hey, that's why.

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Speaker 2: It's so scary.

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Speaker 3: It's if you go see the Nutcracker as a kid.

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Speaker 3: You know the rat king, right, the rat king is scary.

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Speaker 3: I mean back in the day, splinter Uh and Tay's

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Speaker 2: Yes, sir, yes sir. It's it's important to remember. Which.

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Speaker 1: By the way, did you see Super Mario Brothers the

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Speaker 1: cartoon second highest cartoon opening in history? Do you know

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Speaker 1: Frozen two I believe. I'm crazis Yeah, Frozen two, I

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Speaker 1: believe is the highest grossing first week animated movie ever.

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Speaker 1: Would you have ever believed that Super Mario Brothers would

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Speaker 3: Generation super Mario, We're the first video game jets. I

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Speaker 3: grew up playing Super Mario Brothers in Duck Hunt. Whack wha,

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Speaker 3: game would resident evil by the way same thing.

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Speaker 1: If you right now, if Hollywood came to you and

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Speaker 1: they said, Buck Sexton, you've been a gamer, you've played

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's a great question.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you my answer. You can think about it first.

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Speaker 3: I mean, because I would. I would throw Ghosts of

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Speaker 2: That's way too I don't know, it's a really.

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Speaker 3: It's an amazing video game. Tell you we're nerding out.

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Speaker 3: We're nerding out here right now, just so everyone's cool.

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Speaker 2: What would dominate Legend of Zelda? I think they've already

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Speaker 2: done that. Did they make that? They made a cartoon?

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Speaker 2: A long time. Oh really, I didn't know they had

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Speaker 3: Legend of Zelda was was a pretty big.

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Speaker 1: As So, if you could only play one video game

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Speaker 3: A man, that's so that's such a tough one man,

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Speaker 3: I really I couldn't. Probably the chess app on my phone.

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Speaker 1: My fifteen year old plays at the chest Chess dot

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Speaker 2: The little man.

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Speaker 3: Travis and I are gonna have to play some virtual

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Speaker 3: beat he beat me? He can beat me how he does?

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Speaker 1: Definitely I lose Horse games to my twelve year olds

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Speaker 3: I love this game called it. It's a computer game

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Speaker 3: called Medieval Total War two.

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Speaker 2: So you're really.

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Speaker 3: Exposed to be here on the radio. Can we talk

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Speaker 1: You know, I got beat so bad and Horse, I

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Speaker 1: I mean, they've got there's whole levels there. They're pretty

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Speaker 3: This is an easier question, you're I like your I

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Speaker 3: The best for you, in your mind animated future length

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Speaker 1: Not Peter Pan Wow, which is way better. But Lady

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Speaker 2: There Sundays with Clay and Buck email. You can always

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Speaker 2: the vi P emails. Just breaking news here Clay.

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Speaker 1: Vi P emailers all subjects all the time. Ali are

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Speaker 1: esteemed and very talented. Producer goes through these and shares

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Speaker 1: many of them. And this is from Phyllis. Phyllis emailed

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Speaker 1: Dear Buck, you mentioned wanting to return to the clean

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Speaker 2: Like thinking, thank you for a lot of hug.

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Speaker 1: Phillis says, I've wanted to suggest this, You've been thinking

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Speaker 1: about it for a while, but she's been reluctant to

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Speaker 1: But she says, and this is Phyllis, you are all

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Speaker 1: caps much more handsome with no facial hair exclamation point,

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Speaker 1: please do shave the fuzz. So Phillis has been just

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Speaker 3: and second of all, I gotta take this all the

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Speaker 1: There is a one person Supreme Court. I took my beard.

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Speaker 3: Alpha and Omega of my facial hair.

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Speaker 2: The wife she I had a beard for.

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Speaker 1: shaved my beard and my wife was like, no, this

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Speaker 1: is this is a non starter. You have got to

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Speaker 1: I went the reverse right because I have a beard,

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Speaker 1: I think I'll have a beard. But the challenge that

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Speaker 1: is going gray before my hair goes great.

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Speaker 2: Well that's the way. That's the way it goes by. Weird. Look,

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Speaker 2: It's so dumb.

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Speaker 3: But that guy who was on Jeopardy, that Hitler, Hitler who.

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Speaker 2: Looked too much like Hitler, I just was that.

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Speaker 3: The thing was, I thought everybody was being so mean,

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Speaker 2: Like maybe his mustag, the hare.

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Speaker 1: The fact that he actually I feel bad. I like,

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Speaker 1: the fact that he was the Jeopardy champion, And all

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Speaker 1: But also his wife or girlfriend and I don't know

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Speaker 1: which that he has, or for that matter, his boyfriend

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Speaker 1: point they should have said, you looked like Hitler. Mustache,

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Speaker 1: you got a mustache, big mutton chops. You gotta do something.

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Speaker 1: You got to change up the the Hitlarry vibe here,

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Speaker 1: because the partner would how would you not see it?

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Speaker 1: Like I couldn't go to dinner with that guy and

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to be like, you know, people ask

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Speaker 3: us occasionally for a would be taking because if we

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Speaker 1: If you got your picture taken with that guy and

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Speaker 1: they were like, oh look Clay Travis just hanging out

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Speaker 1: The person would just say did you see his hair

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Speaker 1: That was That was quite a moment.

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Speaker 3: Do you think we're going to go into an eric

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Speaker 3: because this always happens. Fashion changes over time, including you know, hairstyle.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing when to go back and look at what

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Speaker 3: was good hair in the eighties, it's pretty amazing in

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Speaker 3: retrospect that that was. Ever the mullet is back, and

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Speaker 3: now the mullet's making it. Mike was a punchline. Mullet

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Speaker 3: the mullet is back. Do you think we're going to

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Speaker 2: I think the mustache is the guy back for the guys. Obviously.

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Speaker 1: I think the mustaches will come back next. I think

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Speaker 1: the mustache will be back.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: The thing that blows me away is the mullet being back.

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Speaker 2: Buck No. Oh, I've had a lot of bad.

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Speaker 1: Bowl cuts over the years, including in my wedding photo,

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Speaker 2: Your wedding photo is a plus.

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Speaker 1: It is a bad look short shorts for basketball all

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Speaker 3: Will this ever come back for like the NBA, Well,

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Speaker 1: I think it's coming back in the NBA. If you

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Speaker 1: they're now wearing what I would call can I say

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Speaker 2: They're back.

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Speaker 1: If you can't say it, I said it, And I

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Speaker 1: can't imagine that they're popular, but they are the John

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Speaker 3: Be heading back into an era of the the MANKINI

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Speaker 3: as well probably remember that the speedo. Oh yeah, not

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Speaker 3: a lot of that down here in Miami Beach, I'll

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Speaker 1: First time I ever met my father in law, he

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Speaker 2: Is he from friends? No he is not. Sunday Sizzle

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Speaker 1: A couple of different things that are out there. First

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Speaker 1: lizard owners out there for mispronouncing Keel a monster, which,

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Speaker 1: a very positive. I will say this. We have two cats.

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Speaker 1: They are the bane of my existence. They are destroying

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Speaker 1: Have you made any further progress towards adding a dog

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Speaker 3: The discussion is ongoing. We've talked about can you have

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Speaker 1: Mean, can you have Are you allowed like some places

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Speaker 3: you just have to get it approved. And you you know,

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Speaker 3: a lot of buildings, apartment buildings won't allow pitbulls, Rottweiler's mastiffs,

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Speaker 3: and then some of the more exotic large fighting dogs

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Speaker 3: so they won't allow you with those sorts of dogs.

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Speaker 3: But what I've talked to carry about, I said, look,

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Speaker 3: and Buck VIPs and also on Twitter and Facebook to

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Speaker 3: just send us your different pets because it's National Pet Day, everybody.

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Speaker 1: You can take us at Clay and Buck. The staff

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Speaker 3: And I say, you know, we could just go outside

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Speaker 3: But also a sugar glider, right, do you even know it?

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm many many stories up in there.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna the reason why I'm asking is you're going

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Speaker 3: I tell everybody, it is a designer. It's you know,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think if you have a yard, there

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Speaker 1: I don't know what the voting process is to remove

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Speaker 3: I think that would be an issue. I'm looking here

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Speaker 3: You can have pets skunk.

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Speaker 1: That has been uh you know, they take away the

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Speaker 3: The problem with the pet skunk, and we probably if

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Speaker 1: If you're trying too hard with your pet, I can't

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Speaker 2: I've said this on the show before.

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Speaker 1: If you have a pet snake, and I'm sure a

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying if you're a snake guy, certainly, if

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Speaker 3: I would I would though, I'd say turtles. I'm cool

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Speaker 2: That's not turtles are cool.

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Speaker 3: No, Well, no one ever has to call the cops

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Speaker 3: because they're being strangled by the pet turtles.

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Speaker 1: No issue. Yeah, alligators. Cayman's trying too hard. Just just

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Speaker 3: You know you can't even have I mean there are

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Speaker 2: In New York City. You're not even allowed to have

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Speaker 2: a hedgehog.

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Speaker 3: So you want to talk about tyranny, Forget about all

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Speaker 3: that COVID stuff. A hedgehog, Ben, It's just not a

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Speaker 3: matter of what.

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Speaker 1: Guy in like New York City have a tiger in

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Speaker 1: his count in his apartment.

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Speaker 2: That was very illegal, though very illegal, Yes.

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Speaker 1: I mean, can you imagine We'll be back tomorrow, Samet,

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Speaker 1: Beat Time, same BT channel.

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Speaker 2: Don't put tigers in your apartments.